Cacti from Hell
By: Senor Williams.
It was a hot summer day and Gary was in Goats-Ville Saloon. He was so drunk he fell down a hole.
When he awoke he was in Hell. He looked about and noticed no-one was around. Then he saw a green object, he slowly got to his feet and trotted over. He licked the cactus to find out what it tasted like.
He screamed meeeeeaaaah!!! Then after a few minutes of screaming he took off his amazing purple boots and stuffed them with cacti. The hard ground hurt his hooves, but as he trotted across the hard hell-stone ground. He saw a shimmer in the distance, it was a cannon! He sprinted over to it and looked for a launch button, in the corner of his eye he seen a large red button. He threw his boots inside the cannon and quickly pressed the red button. The amazing purple boots flew through the air and through the portal on the roof. Gary was so amazed he didn’t say anything and jumped into the cannon. He threw a stone and it hit a rock on the other side of the room and bounced back and hit the big red button. He was launched
when he awoke he was laying not but one hundred meters away from Goats-Ville, he got to his feet and ran back to the town. He seen a pack of kittens behind him, he got a great idea. He ran around the outside of Goats-Ville and planted a cacti wall.
The Goats-Ville mayor as so pleased gave him a free drinks for life card. So Gary went to the Saloon and got drunk. He then went for a walk and fell over, he fell on a cactus and killed himself.