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THE PANEL charged with selecting the winning design for the LSE’s new £90 million Global Centre for Social Sciences (GCSS) has failed to reach a decision. The panel was supposed to select a winning submission in HDUO\ 1RYHPEHU QR VSHFLஊF UHDson has been given for the delay, but Architect’s Journal is quoting an anonymous source who said: “‘It was possibly over-optimistic that the jury panel could reach a decision after one or two PHHWLQJV ‫ڕ‬ ‫)ٺٺٺٺ‬LYH GHVLJQV IURP LQWHUQDtionally recognized architecture ஊUPV DUH RQ WKH VKRUWOLVW IRU ஊnal selection. In October, the LSE held a campaign to exhibit the designs to students and faculty. The exhibit was publicised as a way to allow both groups WR LQ஋XHQFH ZKLFK GHVLJQ LV XOtimately chosen. Given the delay in selecting a winning design, The Beaver asked LSE Students’ Union (SU) General Secretary Jay Stoll - an active part of the ongoing deliberations -- for his impression of the role that the student input will play in the selection process. ‫ٺٺٺٺ‬6WROO FRPPHQWHG WKDW ‫ڔ‬,Qvested individuals, particularly students, perceived that they ZRXOG EH DEOH WR LQ஋XHQFH WKH GHVLJQ ‫ ڕ‬+H ZHQW RQ WR VWDWH WKDW he had “ brought up the outcome of the vote from the Library exhibition a few times in proceedings to make sure that our members’ voices are heard…the nature of discussions in the panel extend

far beyond immediate aesthetic impressions – therefore the student vote cannot be taken as gospel as the panel deliberates the virtues of pitfalls of the variRXV HQWUDQWV ‫ڕ‬ ‫ٺٺٺٺ‬6WROO GHFOLQHG WR VD\ PRUH about the selection process due to the ongoing nature of deliberations. No plans have been announced to give students further input on the design outcome. ‫ٺٺٺٺ‬2IILFLDOV DW WKH /6( KDYH offered few details on the delay; however, the complexity of the project and problems with WKH TXDOLW\ RI ஊQDO VXEPLVVLRQV appear to be contributing factors. According to Julian Robinson, Director of Estates: “Each of the schemes has interesting ideas but there is some further work to do by the practices and the School. It may be to do with the design brief constraints and sheer scale of what we are atWHPSWLQJ ‫ ڕ‬ ‫ٺٺٺٺ‬$UFKLWHFWXUH PDJD]LQH %' LV UHSRUWLQJ WKDW WKUHH RI WKH ஊYH GHVLJQ ஊUPV KDYH EHHQ WROG WR upgrade the quality of their submissions, although The Beaver has not been able to independently verify this as of publication time. ‫ٺٺٺٺ‬1HZV RI WKLV GHYHORSPHQW comes just as the LSE has announced plans for another international design competition to be held for redevelopment of the site at 44 Lincoln’s Inn )LHOGV 7KH VFKRRO DFTXLUHG WKH site from Cancer Research UK for £80 million last month. Cancer Research UK will continue to occupy the property until 2016.

Living Wage Week at LSE Olivia Gleeson

THE THIRD TO THE NINTH of November marked the second ever ‘Living Wage Week’ in the UK, a campaign designed to raise awareness about the living wage concept and to encourage businesses to convert to becoming living wage employers. In a tweet, LSE Students’ Union (SU) General Secretary Jay Stoll stated that the SU and “LSE have been paying the living wage to VWDஉ VLQFH ‫ ڕ‬ ‫ٺٺٺٺ‬7KH /LYLQJ :DJH LQLWLDWLYH was launched in 2001 by hardpressed parents in East London who felt that minimum wage jobs were insufficient to live on in London. The living wage is an hourly rate calculated annually on the cost of living both in London and the rest of the UK. This year, the ‘Living Wage Week’ coincided with the unveilLQJ RI WKH QHZ OLYLQJ ZDJH ஊJure for 2014 on Monday, which saw a rise from £7.45 to £7.65 throughout the UK, and from £8.55 to £8.80 in London. ‫ٺٺٺٺ‬7KH /LYLQJ :DJH UHPDLQV D voluntary ‘opt-in’ system for employers. This week, the group has rolled out a vast social media campaign and sponsored several events and talks in businesses and universities to highlight the EHQHஊWV RI WKH OLYLQJ ZDJH ERWK for businesses, the economy, and individuals. ‫ٺٺٺٺ‬7KH GLYLGHQGV RI WKH OLYLQJ wage for employers is, according to the campaign, a rise in VWDஉ SURGXFWLYLW\ DQG SHUIRUmance, with a study carried out by the living wage group showing that absenteeism in organizations with the living wage has fallen by almost 25%. ‫ٺٺٺٺ‬Continued on page 3

IN THE NEWS England’s social classes slow to evolve

Islamic Society takes part in Charity Week

Barber: Euro creation a ‘political project’

LSE research shows that social classes evolve slower than expected.

LSE’s Islamic Society has raised £12,000 so far for Charity Week.

Lionel Barber has called the creation of the Euro a huge ‘political project’.

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Halliday Memorial Lecture Director Craig Calhoun presented the Memorial Lecture on 5th November.

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Halliday Memorial Lecture on roots of humanitarianism Chloe Holden

THE SHEIKH ZAYED Theatre ZDV னOOHG QHDUO\ WR FDSDFLW\ RQ Tuesday, November 5 for the third annual Fred Halliday Distinguished Lecture. LSE Director Craig Calhoun, this year’s speaker, focused his talk on the historical and ideological roots of humanitarianism.

The yearly event honors the memory of renowned international relations scholar and longtime LSE professor Fred Halliday. Lecture chair Chris Hughes spoke about Halliday’s commitment to the LSE community, to the study of the Middle East, and to human rights.

Calhoun, whose own scholarship spans sociology, politics, and economics, began the talk with a critical look at the idea of “humanitarian emergencies.â€? ‍ڔ‏6XŕŽ‰HULQJ ‍& ڕ‏DOKRXQ QRWHG ‍ڔ‏,V hardly something new. Throughout history, there have been a myriad of ways that humans KDYH VXŕŽ‰HUHG KDYH PDGH HDFK

RWKHU VXŕŽ‰HU ‍ ڕ‏+RZHYHU WKH LGHD has arisen only recently in Western culture. Although understanding of the causes of tragedy have evolved greatly, Calhoun’s WDON HPSKDVL]HG D QHHG IRU VHOI awareness within humanitarianism, and the suggested a future ORFDOL]DWLRQ RI KXPDQLWDULDQ HIforts.

'UDZLQJ னUVW IURP KLVWRULFDO H[amples, Calhoun pointed out that the language used to describe WUDJLF HYHQWV ZDV GLŕŽ‰HUHQW LQ WKH past. Displaying a painting of the event to the audience, Calhoun pointed to a depiction of angels DORQJVLGH VXŕŽ‰HULQJ YLFWLPV DQG noted that the root of the word for disaster (the Latin astrum, or “starâ€?), represents association between negative events and the idea of destiny or fate that was dominant during the time.

Jumping from etymology to technology, Calhoun added that the great disasters of the past lacked immediacy for people in other parts of the world. However, even as technologies and attitudes evolved, the modern

England’s social classes are slow to evolve Megan Crockett

RESEARCH carried out by Dr Neil Cummins, an Economic Historian at LSE, and Professor Gregory Clark (UC Davis) seems to show that the class structure within Britain is evolving very slowly. The rate is much slower than previously expected. ‍ٺٺٺٺ‏2Q D VFDOH ZKHUH ]HUR UHSresents complete equality of economic opportunity, and one represents a person’s status as completely inherited, economists previously believed that social mobility was within a range of 0.2 to 0.5. ‍&ٺٺٺٺ‏XPPLQV DQG &ODUN‍ڑ‏V UHsearch found that the rate of social mobility was much more likely to be at a level of 0.85.

This would mean that the prosperity of the wealthy classes would take over half a millennia to return to the society’s average. ‍ٺٺٺٺ‏7KH ZRUN E\ WKH DFDGHPLFV suggests that neither government directed mass programs of education nor the widening of voting rights in this country have improved social mobility. ‍ٺٺٺٺ‏7KHLU VWXG\ IRFXVHG RQ WKH intake of students at the University of Oxford from 1215 to the present day, focusing on the certain surnames. ‍ٺٺٺٺ‏7KH LQWURGXFWLRQ RI PDVV public education and universal suffrage has caused many people to find this research surprising, as they believed these institutions would have affected the rate of social mo-

bility. However, when interviewed, Cummins suggested there were “socio physicsâ€? that spread across countries and “[minimised] the effect of government intervention and institutionsâ€?. ‍ٺٺٺٺ‏,Q D UHFHQW EORJ SRVW Cummins went on to say that there was a “surprising degree of socio-economic rigidity that [was]‌immune to government interventionâ€?, which reinforced his views expressed at interview. ‍&ٺٺٺٺ‏XPPLQV DQG &ODUN‍ڑ‏V UHsearch suggested that socioeconomic status was strongly inherited.

Information released from the Office of National Statistics on the 29th October supported the researchers’ conclusions, stating that one-fifth of inheritors between 2008 to 2010 received £57bn, accounting for 76 per cent of all inherited income.

This emphasised the inequality of inheritance. ‍&ٺٺٺٺ‏XPPLQV DQG &ODUNH VXJgested that socio-economic status was as strongly inherited as height, with “the degrees of churning‌remarkably limitedâ€?. However, Cummins went on to say that inherited social class was ‘not destiny’, with people still able move up and down the social scale. Research, he added, expressed trends, and was not necessarily prescriptive. ‍ٺٺٺٺ‏7KHLU ILQGLQJV ZLOO EH SXElished in their book, The Sun Also Rises, in early 2014, by Princeton University Press.

humanitarian enterprise did not emerge until the second half of the 20th century.

Calhoun considered be considered in light of two key developments: political developments of the 60s and 70s, and the increasing prevalence of visual media.

In the late 1960s and early 1970s, idealists who believed in the power of economic growth or revolution as catalysts for social change became disenchanted, experiencing “a loss of faithâ€? in the midst of crises such as the oil shock, the Yom Kippur war, and political problems in many newly independent states. Out of this historical moment, Calhoun stated, arose “the largest scale gift economy that the world has managed to produce.â€? People, especially in the wealthier countries of the world, began organL]LQJ DURXQG GLUHFW DLG KRSing to respond to emergencies DQG DOOHYLDWH VXŕŽ‰HULQJ ZKHUH LW seemed most tenacious.

The impulse to give and to help across distances, however, can be seen as problematic. Accord-

ing to Calhoun, humanitarianism is the product of “an emergency imaginaryâ€? – a way of thinking which the highlights some asSHFWV RI KXPDQ VXŕŽ‰HULQJ DQG REscures others. Trends in photojournalism reveal some of these biases. “Our attention is focused by an emergency,â€? noted Calhoun. “This can be powerfully good because we then try to help, but can also be powerfully misleading.â€? According to Calhoun’s examples, ongoing human rights crises may be covered only in short burst in the Western, giving the impression that these situations erupt quickly and spontaneously.

Calhoun said that coverage of humanitarian emergencies often failed to highlight causes of crises that the international community might in fact be complicit LQ +H RŕŽ‰HUHG WKH H[DPSOH RI WKH crisis in Darfur, which is often GHVFULEHG DV D VHFWDULDQ FRQŕŽ‹LFW although it is linked to stress IURP GHVHUWLனFDWLRQ FDXVHG E\ D changing climate.

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London ranks #1 in world’s academic cities Following the release of this year’s QS and Times Higher Education rankings, it has transpired that London has the highest concentration of top-ranking universities in the world.

Evaluations carried out in areas such as teaching, research and international reputation have placed four London universities (Imperial College London, UCL, LSE, and KCL) in the top forty world universities.

London’s lecturers strike over pay Hundreds of London’s univerVLW\ OHFWXUHUV DQG VXSSRUW VWDŕŽ‰ went on strike over what they claim is a 13% cut in pay.

Members of the University and College Union (UCU), Unite and Unison staged a national walkout, causing class cancellations and putting facilities out of action.

Friday prayer protest: Islamic Society battle for space On the 17th of last month a statement was released on Islamic Society’s (ISoc) Facebook page expressing their unhappiness with the current facilities available to them to carry out prayer and their plans to protest.

Union increases SULFH RI FR૸HH University College London Union’s bars and cafes prices are the subject of much discussion at the beginning of every academic year, and 2013/14 is no exception to this rule. Many hot drink prices have risen by roughly 10p for the new term, leaving some students confused as to whether UCLU’s actions are really in their best interests.all three trade unions – UCU, Unison and Unite.

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Islamic Society raises ÂŁ12,000 for Charity Week Rahat Siddique

THE LSE Students’ Union (SU) Islamic Society took part in Charity Week last week, with a variety of activities taking place across campus ranging from face painting, a FIFA tournaPHQW DQG D னOP VFUHHQLQJ RI Academy Award nominee 5 Broken Cameras. Throughout the week Houghton Street was in constant supply of Krispy Kreme doughnuts, in a sweet attempt to increase donations for fellow FODVVPDWHV DQG VWDŕŽ‰ ‍ٺٺٺٺ‏$OO PRQH\ UDLVHG GXULQJ Charity Week will be used to help orphans and needy children around the world, with a 100% donation policy for the entire period. Celebrating its tenth anniversary, Charity Week began with a small group of University of London students motivated to

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make a positive change in their world. Since then Charity Week has become a nationwide initiative in colleges and universities across the UK. ‍ٺٺٺٺ‏7KLV \HDU KDV EHHQ RQH RI great achievement for the Islamic Society, having broken their initial target of ÂŁ10,000. In previous years the society has never raised more than ÂŁ7000 compared to UCL’s staggering ÂŁ50,545.04 last year. ‍ٺٺٺٺ‏+RZHYHU WKH RYHUZKHOPLQJ resolve of the event co-ordinators Jahangir Raja and Mehak Adil brought the running total to over ÂŁ12,000, close to their new ÂŁ15,000 target. Mehak described the week as “inspirationalâ€? and “a way of showing gratitude for what we haveâ€?. ‍ٺٺٺٺ‏7KH EX]] DURXQG FDPSXV brought people of all communities and backgrounds together

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to fundraise and have fun. For many volunteers, meeting new people and making new friends has been the highlight of the week, all while having the opportunity to be a means by which lives of deprived children can be improved. ‍ٺٺٺٺ‏%H\RQG F\EHU VSRUWV PHPbers of the Islamic Society braved the cold on Saturday to climb Mount Snowdon as part of a sponsored climb. The excitement will continue with a concluding charity dinner, with an auction planned and a 3-course meal. ‍ٺٺٺٺ‏$V &KDULW\ :HHN FRPHV WR a close, the optimism and excitement remains as the LSESU Islamic Society remains deterPLQHG WR SXW XS D னJKW DJDLQVW the neighbouring universities also taking part - one doughnut at a time.

Living wage for families to “live, not just survive�

Continued from front page 1 The campaign was also given a boost by Mayor of London, Boris Johnson, this week who spoke in favour of living wage, claiming that “paying the London Living Wage ensures hard-working Londoners are helped to make ends meet, providing a boost not only for their personal quality of life but delivering indisputable economic dividends to their em-

ployers tooâ€?. ‍&ٺٺٺٺ‏LWLQJ 3URIHVVRU -DQH :LOOV of Queen Mary University as their source, the campaign claims that “over 10,000 London families have been lifted out of working poverty so far as a direct result of the living wageâ€?.

This progressive response to tackling ‘in-work poverty’ has, since 2005, caught the attention of 400 employers, who have become living wage converts.

The most recent recruits to the initiative celebrated by the FDPSDLJQ LQFOXGH KLJK SURனOH companies such as Oxfam, Barclays and the Great Ormond Street Hospital. ‍ٺٺٺٺ‏7KH PHVVDJH RI WKH living wage week campaign is clear: businesses should embrace an hourly wage that will enable hard-working families both in London and throughout the UK to ‘live, not just survive’.

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Barber: Creation of Euro a huge ‘political project’ Benjamin Aw

A YEAR after the survival of the Euro came into serious question, the European Union’s (EU) common currency appears to have more political objectives than economic ones. ‍ٺٺٺٺ‏7KLV ZDV DFFRUGLQJ WR /LRQHO Barber, editor of the Financial 7LPHV ZKR JDYH D SXEOLF OHFWXUH WKDW KLJKOLJKWHG DQ ‍ڔ‏LPEDODQFH EHWZHHQ WKH HFRQRPLF DQG PRQetary pillarsâ€? needed to sustain WKH (XUR ZKLFK KH FDOOHG D ‍ڔ‏SRlitical projectâ€?. ‍ڔٺٺٺٺ‏,W ZDV WUXH WKDW LQ WKH HDUO\ 1990s the Commission produced D UHSRUW WDONLQJ DERXW HFRQRPLF EHQHனWV RI D VLQJOH FXUUHQF\ LQ D VLQJOH PDUNHW ‍ ڕ‏VDLG %DUEHU ‍ڔ‏%XW UHDOO\ WKH FDWDO\VW WR WKH (XUR ZDV *HUPDQ UHXQLனFDWLRQ EHFDXVH WKHUH ZDV HVVHQWLDOO\ EDUJDLQLQJ EHWZHHQ WKH )UHQFK DQG WKH *HUPDQV WKDW LQ UHWXUQ WR *HUPDQ UHXQLனFDWLRQ )UDQFH ZRXOG ELQG *HUPDQ\ LQWR D VLQJOH FXUUHQF\ DQG WKDW ZDV VRPHKRZ D ZD\ RI FRQWDLQLQJ *HUmany.

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rushed, there are ways that can be improved. Other things like the rush for seminars, some departments require you to write a defense of your seminar selection. Other departments donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t run that. So from what I gathered the school is really pushing for departments to have their own way of doing things but then they ask people for standardized things, so for students to hold the university into account is very difficult if departments can decide individually what kind of policies they use.

There is a predominance of postgraduate students at LSE. What role do you think postgraduate students have at LSE, also considering, as you said, that they are not participating in the â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;socialâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; activities?

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LSE POSTGRADUATE students chose Chris Wood to represent them as Postgraduate Officer in the Studentâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Union Michealmas Term elections. A Royal Holloway alumnus, Wood is an MSc Economic History student. Describing his extremely busy schedule â&#x20AC;&#x153;like a full-time job,â&#x20AC;? Wood discussed his plans for this year, and postgraduate students at LSE and how they play a crucial role in shaping LSEâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s identity.

What are your objectives as Postgraduate officer? What do you plan to do during this year?

My plans have solidified from the Manifesto since I have come into office and against the logistics, I think it revolves around three main areas. The first has to do with how Postgrads are taught here during their Masters phase, and I deal ZLWK 3K'â&#x20AC;ŤÚ&#x2018;â&#x20AC;ŹV DQG VWXŕŽ&#x2030; OLNH WKDW A lot of the problem I think was WKDW WKH GLŕŽ&#x2030;HUHQW /6( GHSDUWPHQWV KDYH GLŕŽ&#x2030;HUHQW ZD\V RI RUganizing their courses, and one of the problems I want to try and face are modules classes. I was out campaigning and I talked to several people who want to VWXG\ GLŕŽ&#x2030;HUHQW PRGXOHV DQG WKH\ canâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t do it because they were all at the same day, or the lectures were on the same day. So ending that would be a triumph I would say. Stopping practices like departments changing the FRXUVH VSHFLŕŽ&#x160;FDWLRQV DQG VD\-

ing which modules are actually available a month before people take up their place here, thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s another big problem Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m trying to confront. The other direction I want to come out hof this is Postgraduates getting involved in Society events and sports, and it was said too many times that there is not enough Postgrad participation, so I want to try and increase that. One of the main ways is by campaigning for :HGQHVGD\ DIWHUQRRQV RŕŽ&#x2030; LWâ&#x20AC;ŤÚ&#x2018;â&#x20AC;ŹV DOways a popular option, but I feel that with assistance we could get that through eventually. The other things are, I believe, having a good line of communication between myself, the Societies that want to hold events, and publishing that in an accessible way to Postgrads, say via a regular newsletter which Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m looking to bring in on a weekly basis. Finally, my third thing is to campaign on wider issues, these are issues that perhaps I canâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t deal with alone at LSE, but take RQ PRUH RI D QDWLRQDO SURŕŽ&#x160;OH VR Postgraduate funding, many of us pay a lot of money to be here, so trying to increase funding from our government but also from universities individually.

Visa issues for LSE students who want to come study here is a big one, and also to have more support for PhD students who are teaching as well.

What were the main issues that were raised by students you spoke to while campaigning on Houghton street?

Funding was a big issue, I think thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s the case for every postgraduate student here. The amount we have to pay to take the course and how we go about surviving in a city like London, that is a massive issue. Generally there are issues with the way that departments have conducted their courses and the organization behind it. Many people said that they didnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t feel as professional, perhaps they felt a bit

From my experience, undergraduate students do look up to postgraduates, itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s in the university system, that whole idea of there being hierarchy of the older people to be looked up to.

7KDW VWLOO H[LVWV , ŕŽ&#x160;QG <RX H[pect it perhaps to be more professional, to have a better idea of what you want out of life. I think in many cases thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s true, the main reasons why people are here studying a postgraduate course are to increase their CV and to get more skills. I think that experience is the main thing that we can bring to the student population here at LSE, and in many ways LSE is gifted by the fact that the majority of students

are postgrads, itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s just about establishing a link between the postgraduate and undergraduate communities.

Practically, what are you going to be doing for students? How can people contact you?

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Opinion LSESUseless

Franck Magennis

Time was you couldn’t walk down Houghton Street without encountering an array of energetic students getting in your face. They were determined to engage you in debate, sign you up to campaigns, or convince you to attend the Union General Meeting (UGM). The campus was steeped in political agitation and controversy – it used to assault you with its visual imagery, designed to shock you out of apathy and into a political community. Living wage campaigns for cleaners, demos for the Palestinian right to education, antifees protests. Back in the day – back when LSE Students’ Union was still a union and not a tuck shop – this place used to politicise people.

Today LSE students enjoy little more than officially-sanctioned lip-service to activism.

In this way, LSE preserves its “radical-Fabian” brand image for the benefit of those who care to consume it, while the remainder of the international elite swan about, killing time before walking into their highly-paid, often socially-destructive careers. At least we (“the left”) used to embarrass those callous careerists into refusing our leaflets. At least we used to force them to make the political choice not to engage us in politics.

Michael Lewis, author of “Liar’s Poker”, recounts coming to deliver a speech at LSE back in the ‘80s. While addressing an Old Theatre packed full of avid Tories, he realised that the School was beginning a process of profound transformation. Over the course of that fateful dec-

ade, LSE uprooted its radical heritage and replaced it with an emergent culture of greed and individualism. We are the heirs of that political and cultural legacy.

These days, I can’t walk down Houghton Street without some smiling, well-meaning Union hack handing me a different sort of leaflet. Where we used to cobble together lastminute photocopy jobs, now we have shiny, laminated, LSESUfunded advertisements. If it isn’t about a careers fair, it’ll be an invitation to “volunteer – it will look fab on your CV!” So what? Last time I checked you volunteered because you believed in what you were doing. You put your own selfish, CV-building exercises aside and thought, “Maybe I’d better use some of my obscenely priviOHJHG HGXFDWLRQ WR HஉHFW VRPH socially-useful change. Y’know, to act in concert with others to overcome some of the terrible things that are going on in the world”. Instead of this, we are RஉHUHG WKH FXUUHQW WUDYHVW\ WKDW is LSESU “activism”.

I have a good understanding of what killed the Union (for let us make no mistake: if it is alive, it is barely twitching). In 2009-10, the outgoing Executive Committee introduced a series of ill-fated reforms, including the decision to replace attendance-in-person at the UGM with online voting, and to add external, non-student members to the board of trustees. The objective?

Atomise student political organisation and replace it with “business experts” well-rehearsed in transforming student unions into shiny, efficient, profitmaking machines. Try though

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we did to oppose them, the bulk of the reforms passed by the narrowest of margins.

LSESU hasn’t been the same since.

Yeah, there’s the self-aware paragraph in which I point out potential flaws in my argument. “You’re old and jaded, hoping to recapture a missspent youth” - I’m twenty-five.

“It was never as good as you thought it was” - yes it was; and even if it wasn’t, the point is that it could be. “The Old Days you’re describing were characterised by sheer political elitism and cliquery” – rubbish, we used to vote in a weekly UGM, which met in person, and we regularly filled the Old Theatre to bursting.

Whatever cliques used to attend the UGM in the past pale next to the unaccountable bu-

reaucrats we have now. Who holds our Executive to account these days? Do you, dear reader, even know that they exist?

Consider the trend towards individualisation, atomisation, and marketisation that informed the concerted decimation of LSESU. Consider the successful neutering of political GLVVHQW ZLWK WKH HஉHFW WKDW RXU union can’t even be bothered to strike in solidarity with universiW\ VWDஉ &RQVLGHU ZKDW WKHVH QHoliberal ideas are doing – what they’ve done – to our universities, to our society, while we sit by doing nothing, hoping to land ourselves a job. Consider the IDFW WKDW ZH ஊQG RXUVHOYHV ZLWKout a union capable of expressing our collective voice, during what is the most socially volatile period in a generation.

Allow novelist and academ-

ic JM Coetzee to say it better: “This assault [on the independence of universities in the West] commenced in the 1980s as a reaction to what universities were doing in the 1960s and 1970s, namely, encouraging masses of young people in the view that there was something badly wrong with the way the world was being run and supplying them with the intellectual fodder for a critique of Western civilisation as a whole”. The argument that activism doesn’t achieve anything serves well established, deeply entrenched interests – the very interests that are running riot at LSE. There is a way to re-establish a politically active union. The ஊUVW VWHS LV WR UHLQVWDWH YRWLQJ LQ person at the UGM, and to lower the quorum to allow for the resumption of regular weekly meetings. Once people are free to participate in politics face to face, the union will begin to reengage with pressing social and political issues.

“We”, being the pushy assKROHV ZLWK WKH OHD஋HWV DGYHUWLVing the “controversial” motions at the UGM, used to get accused of “tokenism” on a semi-regular basis. In response to these skeptical claims we would point to the measurable impact of our achievements. We fought for and won higher wages for cleaners. We “no-platformed” racists and fascists. We sent books and money to Palestinian universities, with which we officially affiliated our union.

And we fought hard against fees increases. What we were engaged in, then, was politics, and the opposite of tokenism. I know what tokenism looks like, and it has a LSESU logo on it.

Reassigning responsibility Alison Cameron

There are many elements of rape discourse that worry me.

Granted, that statement is probably true for most people, but we probably all think about LW LQ GLஉHUHQW ZD\V 7KH WKLQJ that worries me the most, however, is the way people respond to publicised incidences of rape.

The prevailing reaction to these occurrences seems to be a crude set of instructions for girls and women to reduce their chances for encountering sexual violence in some form or another.

“Don’t drink too much”, they tell us. “Don’t wear skimpy clothing”, they recommend. “Don’t

leave your drink unattended”, they command.

What emerges, clearly, from these suggested “rules and regulations” is a tendency to place the responsibility for episodes of sexual violence squarely on the girl. It is – according to much of the discourse out there – up to the girl or woman herself to ensure that she is safe and that her “virtue” is not compromised.

There are at least three principal issues that arise from this type of discussion: 1. Placing the responsibility on the potential victim (be it girl, woman, or even man) creates the potential for them to be blamed if an attack does actually

take place.

2. If this is the prevailing discourse taking place, where is the conversation informing children, adolescents, and men that rape, sexual violence, and anything that takes place without consent is undoubtedly and uncontestably wrong? I realize that talking about it in this way is more uncomfortable for people, but is that really a reason for society, educational institutions, parents, and responsible adults alike to shy away from making these points? ,I WKH FRPPXQLW\‫ڑ‬V ஊUVW reaction is to instruct victims to protect themselves and thus take responsibility for their ac-

tions, what are we saying implicitly about the average male population that goes to bars and other such places that are designated as the prime “hunting grounds” for sexual predators?

Are we automatically assuming that there is a higher chance for a man to be an attacker than not? It’s a ridiculous assumption, but it is one that is nonetheless made through the way that responsibility is being assigned in terms of the rape discussion.

The fact that rape discourse is set out as it is leaves much to be desired. I don’t purport to have the solution for this, except that I think there is a need for earlier education on the prin-

ciple that “no means no”. I understand that it is a cheesy and clichéd concept, but it is at the root of this conversation. Consent is the primary distinction between what is sex and what is harassment or sexual violence and so it is something that needs WR EH FRYHUHG IURP WKH YHU\ ஊUVW instance where we as human beings are learning about what is right and wrong.

There is a need for a more sensible distribution of responsibility and a public discussion that goes beyond the condescending solution that restricts women’s choices by telling them how, when and in what way they should enjoy themselves.

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Get Real - a response to critics and cynics Part I by Jason Wong In Pakistan, young girls like Malala Yousafzai are shot for daring to go to school. In Saudi Arabia, women are arrested for driving their sick fathers to the hospital. In Kyrgyzstan, 40% of ethnic Kyrgyz women are forced to marry their kidnappers.

Meanwhile at LSE, two of our feminist friends are complaining about the campaign banner posted by Martha and me because of the so-called â&#x20AC;&#x153;overt gender stereotypeâ&#x20AC;? and how Jennifer Anistonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s legs are â&#x20AC;&#x153;symEROLFDOO\ RŕŽ&#x2030;HQVLYHâ&#x20AC;Ť Ú&#x2022;â&#x20AC;Ź There is no doubt that legitimate womenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s rights issues exist across the world. Indeed many students at the LSE, including members of societies such as Amnesty International, have campaigned and brought light to serious concerns about the mistreatment of women.

I am also proud of my running mate, Martha Petrocheilos, who founded Agents of Change, a society and blog that aims to work

with NGOs in raising awareness on the discrimination of women ZRUOGZLGH 7KH ZRUN DQG HŕŽ&#x2030;RUWV of these students and societies is crucial and commendable. :KDW , ŕŽ&#x160;QG GLVWXUELQJ KRZever, is that some, such as Jade Jackman and Georgia Grayson, have chosen to write attack pieces labelling us as sexists in a politically motivated attempt to raise their own personal proŕŽ&#x160;OHV I respect the passion of Jade and Georgia and believe they are partly well intentioned. My plea to them is to divert the time DQG HŕŽ&#x2030;RUW WKH\ DUH VSHQGLQJ RQ launching nasty, incoherent personal attacks on Martha and I, elsewhere.

It is worth asking ourselves why some have gotten so desperate, both in the form of complaints - which resulted in an unjust campaign ban on Martha and I during the election - and are now by writing desperate personal attack pieces label-

ling us as â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;sexistâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;. I would argue that this is partly a cry for attention, but itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s also an attempt to distract students from the substance of the issues, some of which we raised in our campaign poster.

Both Jade Jackman and Georgia Grayson have gone on record in saying they believe Sabbatical Officers â&#x20AC;&#x153;deserve their ÂŁ27k salariesâ&#x20AC;? and that they support the banning of The Sun and Blurred Lines.

They would like to defend and preserve the authoritarian practises of the SU status quo but are aware that their political views are at the polar opposite of student opinion.

And when you canâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t win the debate on an intellectual and substantive level, you result to personal attacks. This is exactly whatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s happening. The outrage in regards to the campaign posters being â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;sexistâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; is simply a cover. What Jade Jackman and Georgia Grayson really take is-

sue with, and disagree with, is the substance of our campaign poster; such as the excessive ÂŁ27k salaries for Sabbatical Officers - who most students canâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t name - and the SUâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s blatant attacks of free speech we have witnessed through the censorship of newspapers and songs, which the two supported.

When someone continuously launches nasty and untruthful personal attacks against you and your running mate, there is always a temptation to retaliate on a personal level. %XW , DP KROGLQJ RŕŽ&#x2030; EHFDXVH this is simply an attempt to change the subject and divert studentsâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; attention from the important messages Martha and I raised during our campaign.

My approach has and will always be to remain focused on the substance of the issues at the heart of studentsâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; concerns, be it campaigning to make LSE100 optional or to increase funding to RAG, the AU, and societies

by ÂŁ100,000 by cutting the SUâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s ÂŁ2mn wasteful budget by 5%, or by continuing to defend free speech on campus.

Finally, in response to Jade Jackman and Georgia Graysonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s comment of myself being a â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;lost causeâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;.

I thank them for their concern but would remind them that I have been twice elected to the Court of Governors and came second in a Sabbatical election with 700 votes.

As someone who has always been keen on encouraging students and women to get involved with the political process, I would recommend that both Jade and Georgia compete in the next election - a more effective political strategy than hiding behind the computer VFUHHQ ŕŽ&#x160;ULQJ LQFRKHUHQW FKHDS shots on Facebook.

tiful picture (glad we agree on something) to create a metaphor; the picture of Aniston cleaning allegorically referred to me and Jason cleaning up the union. The end of the article, referring to LSEâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s newly re-elected Governor as a â&#x20AC;&#x153;lost caseâ&#x20AC;?, is quite alarming too, revealing Jackmanâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s views on the legitimacy and efficiency of one of the Schoolâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s highest institutions.

I admire people who stand up for what they believe in. I admire feminists. I look up to individuals who feel passionate for a cause. I cannot help but respect those individuals.

However, connecting a picture taken from a movie, of DQ DFWUHVV LQ D FOHDQLQJ RXWŕŽ&#x160;W serving as an allegory with sexism, is beyond me. In this light, is Aniston herself â&#x20AC;&#x201C; consciously or otherwise, when accepting WR ZHDU WKLV RXWŕŽ&#x160;W IRU KHU UROH â&#x20AC;Ť Ú&#x2039;â&#x20AC;Ź supporting gender stereotypes?

I donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t know her personally, but I strongly believe otherwise.

This supposed â&#x20AC;&#x153;protectionâ&#x20AC;? is inevitably attributing women a â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;weakâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; status. I am not here to assess peopleâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s senses of humour, each is distinctive. But is this really the idea we want to pass through? As an advocate for womenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s rights, I rush to answer on the negative. We can joke about them with the same ease we can joke about men.

That means gender equality in practice. )UHHGRP RI VSHHFK RŕŽ&#x2030;HUV a platform for making oneâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s points without being verbally attacked. A believes pandas are the best; B believes thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s nothing like lions.

This doesnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t mean A will accuse pandas of being racist, sexist, authoritative, manipuODWLYH SRSXOLVW VXSHUŕŽ&#x160;FLDO UHsponsible for world hunger, and guilty of causing global warming. A simply accepts Bâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s liking of pandas. In our case, Jackman thinks Anistonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s cleaning picture is humiliating to women; I like to view it as strengthening

and underlying what beautiful creatures us women are. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a GLŕŽ&#x2030;HULQJ SRLQW RI YLHZ Finally, on the matter of engendered jobs â&#x20AC;&#x201C; I will abstain from arguing here in favour or against its rightfulness. I DP RŕŽ&#x2030;HULQJ DQ H[DPSOH RI D builder. Isnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t it true that what springs to mind when thinking of a builder is a man? Does this in any way look down on men?

'HŕŽ&#x160;QLWHO\ QRW ,W VLPSO\ JRHV back historically (my turn for a historical overview here) to jobs that people related to because of the gender attributes they biologically possessed.

If Jackman wants to engage in a coherent, intellectual debate, both Jason and I are open to doing so. We will make sure to bring her favourite carrot juice from Pret, no worries.

Part II by Martha Petrocheilos â&#x20AC;&#x153;Rawan, an 8 year-old girl in Yemen, was diagnosed with severe internal bleeding after her wedding night, which inevitably led to her death soon after she was taken to the hospitalâ&#x20AC;?.

This is part of my blog on womenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s rights. There are legitimate issues in the world; concerns on Saudi women driving, Indian women beating, Russian Pussy Rioters jailed in Siberia, Kyrgyzstan kidnaps, etc.

I was going through the articles of last weekâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s issue when I came across the article

by Jade Jackman and Georgia Grayson, addressing established ideas and connecting them insensibly with an image of a famous actress from Jason and mineâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s campaign.

Feeling sensitive on womHQâ&#x20AC;ŤÚ&#x2018;â&#x20AC;ŹV ULJKWV LV QRW IXŕŽ&#x160;OOHG E\ JHWting irritated about photos. I think a true believer should go further and book a ticket to India, like I have for this summer, and advocates for substantive changes. It is easy to comment

on social media/writing an article about how Jennifer Aniston LQ D PDLG RXWŕŽ&#x160;W LV VH[LVW As kindly observed by WKH DUWLFOHâ&#x20AC;ŤÚ&#x2018;â&#x20AC;ŹV DXWKRU GLŕŽ&#x2030;HUHQW WKLQJV LUULWDWH GLŕŽ&#x2030;HUHQW SHRSOH â&#x20AC;&#x201C; and this makes perfect sense.

Someone might have thought the image hilarious or intelligent or innovative.

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Malala Yousafzai: A story of overreaction Salman Tauqueer Muhaijir

On the 9th of October, 2012, 0DODOD <RXVDI]DL â&#x20AC;Ť Ú&#x2039;â&#x20AC;ŹŕŽ&#x160;IWHHQ \HDUV old at the time â&#x20AC;&#x201C; was shot in the head by the Pakistani Taliban.

Her crime? Blogging in favour of education for girls, a topic the Taliban naturally wished to subvert. After hours of surgery in Pakistan and the United Kingdom, she survived the attack.

Since then, she has become a global icon for advocating female education, even becoming the youngest ever nominee for the Nobel Peace Prize. She has given a speech at the United Nations, been interviewed by Jon Stewart on the Daily Show, had tea with Queen Elizabeth, and been invited to the White House to meet with the President Obama and First Lady. She has, undoubtedly, come a long way from the impoverished Swat Valley in Pakistan. And yet the fanfare and adulation she has received in the West has been too great.

What the Taliban did is in QR ZD\ MXVWLŕŽ&#x160;DEOH HYHU\ FKLOG deserves to be educated. However, the way the world has responded to the case of Malala is not as clear-cut. To put it bluntly, she is famous for surviving an

attack at the hands of religious extremists. Thousands of people around the world - from the USA to Pakistan - can attest to having done the same.

It is not, however, Malalaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s fault for the hype that surrounds her. She has received outpourings of support from many parts of the world, but much of this is base hypocrisy. By taking up her cause and providing her asylum in the UK, the British government obscures how much damage it has caused to several thousand children itself.

For example, former British Prime Minister, Gordon Brown has spoken up in favour of Malala. The very same Gordon Brown who voted for the war in Iraq, which, along with the Afghan invasion, has deprived thousands of children not just of education, but of their parents, their homes and their very lives. Similarly, President Obamaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s invitation to Malala is in stark contrast to the drone strikes he uses that has destroyed the lives of hundreds of children.

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otherwise made to promote education in Pakistan. The Citizensâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; Foundation is educating â&#x20AC;&#x201C; free of cost - over 100,000 children all over Pakistan, half of whom are girls. The District Education Officer of Swat (the region from which Malala comes from) says that 14,000 girls (and 17,000 boys) have been enrolled in schools via an intensive doorto-door enrolment campaign. To

give Malala the level of attention she has thus far received, LV D VOLJKW WR WKH HŕŽ&#x2030;RUWV WKDW RWKers have made for the very same cause.

Perhaps what is most troubling about the entire situation is the overlooking of Shazia Ramzan and Kainat Riaz. Very few, if any, readers will recognise those names. Yet they are two girls who were also shot by

the Taliban in the very same attack that almost killed Malala.

Luckily both girls have also survived but neither have any days named after them, nor are they being invited to Buckingham Palace or the White House to share their experience like their schoolfellow.

Ms. Yousafzai and her familyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s life has been changed by the response to her attack. The other two girls meanwhile have been almost entirely forgotten.

Furthermore, there have been hundreds of attacks on schools in Pakistan that have injured dozens of students and teachers, yet none of their causes has been championed by anyone.

Malala Yousafzai is a very brave person for standing up to the Taliban, her experience is one no human being should have to endure. But the response to it is an overreaction borne out of hypocrisy, and elevating a single individual to showcase oneâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s humanitarian inclinations, which then only helps alleviate the life of a few, while ignoring the efIRUWV DQG VXŕŽ&#x2030;HULQJV RI PDQ\ many others is not the right way to go about things.

Can we have media regulation?

Anuradha Santhanam Technology is quickly becoming omnipresent in our lives; 94% of people now own mobile phones, more and more of which provide users with on-the-go access to the World Wide Web. Moreover, with content now largely publicly created and curated, we are entering the age of citizen journalists.

In an LSE event last week, David Mahoney, the Head of Policy Development at Ofcom, described,the modern-day living room as being rather similar to the living rooms of the 1950s, with every member â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;left to their own devicesâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;- except now the â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;devicesâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; are quite literally, electronic devices. Every member of a household is constantly involved with a smartphone, computer or console. Each of them engaged in a line of communication with the rest of the world.

The interconnected world has opened up the home to a tidalwave of information in a way which were not until now exposed to.

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largely democratic, increasingly parallels our analog world. Bias, for example, in more or less subtle ways, exists at every level of Internet news media. Along with LWV EHQHŕŽ&#x160;WV WKH ,QWHUQHW LV D YHhicle for vested interests, as well as explicit content, and abuse.

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tially regulating such a fluid and dynamic technology like the Internet, is exactly that any UHJXODWRU ZRXOG QHHG WR EH ŕŽ&#x2039;Xid enough itself to adapt on the ŕŽ&#x2039;\ ZKLOVW HQVXULQJ IUHHGRP DQG plurality.

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regulation?

Do we need an entity to protect the consumer from being bombarded with corporate agenda? Or can we have a way of receiving actual information?

Alternatively, do we not need a regulator at all and rely on the consumer to be discerning

HQRXJK WR NQRZ WKH GLŕŽ&#x2030;HUHQFH themselves? Plurality in the market and balance in the interests that a regulator serves are also in themselves important; how does a regulator balance the interests of business and also promote economic activity, which might be considered to be for some general good, or should it survey what we might call the â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;public interestâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;? Can we have both?

Such a regulator would need to be an autonomous non-governmental organization that serves both public interest and perhaps industry concerns while being separate from the state, and not itself becoming a catalyst for control.

The task may even be beyond our means should we attempt it. Online bullying, to think of just one area of regulation, is a GHŕŽ&#x160;QLWH LVVXH DQG GRHV QHHG WR be monitored, but one wonders at what level this can really be looked into, considering a) the sheer volume of people on the internet and b) the anonymity the internet allows, which in this case is not a good thing.

Finding a solution is the task of our time.

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Zoon Politikon Were we wrong not to intervene in Syria?

Kaveh Farzad Late last month, the New York Times reported that roughly 28% of the Syrian population - so just over 6 million people in absolute terms - have either been forced out of the country (against their will or by ŕŽ&#x2039;HHLQJ RU KDYH EHHQ GLVSODFHG from their homes within the borders of the state. The news from the United Nations High Commissioner for Refugees 81+&5 LV HYHQ PRUH KDUURZing - their best guess is that by the end of the year, that number will hover closer to 45%.

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â&#x20AC;&#x153;One may argue that we could be exactly where we are now ... But no one could, I think, argue that the circumstances in Syria would be worse now than they already are.

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There has never been a evil malevolent force carrying I saw for years what happened when a powerful Western state good, or even remotely good out barbaric atrocities against hastily - and for no just reason answer for Syria. A military in- a defenceless people. The only - invaded another sovereign ter- tervention before things got out thing to do (or - shamefully - not ritory already consumed with of hand sounds good in theory, GR LV WR LQWHUYHQH DQG SXW DQ end to it. Syria has never been, sectarian beefs, a history of vionor will it ever be, so easily codlence, and a brutal dictatorship LŕŽ&#x160;HG that had, over the decades, de6WLOO :DO]HUâ&#x20AC;ŤÚ&#x2018;â&#x20AC;ŹV LPSRUWDQW luded much of its poor populaquestion requires some further tion into believing its legitimacy. thought: â&#x20AC;&#x153;How could [the cir7KH UHVXOW ZDV DQG LV WRWDO XQcumstances in Syria] be worse?â&#x20AC;? mitigated disaster - millions disFor the Syrians, they probably placed both outside Iraq and in, FRXOGQâ&#x20AC;ŤÚ&#x2018;â&#x20AC;ŹW ,I WKH 81+&5 LV ULJKW hundreds of thousands killed, the humanitarian disaster is just and extremism strengthened. getting warmed up. But a U.S. But Syria is not Iraq. Other military intervention - even if it WKDQ WKH IDFW WKDW LWâ&#x20AC;ŤÚ&#x2018;â&#x20AC;ŹV VPDOOHU had come before the crisis got Walzer parses the UNHCR reout of hand - would have made ports that spell out how, proporthe overall picture far bloodier tionally, what is happening in than it is, on both sides. We can Syria is worse still than what we saw in Iraq: â&#x20AC;&#x153;...one out of every EXW WKHUHâ&#x20AC;ŤÚ&#x2018;â&#x20AC;ŹV QR UHDVRQ WR EH- look back and ask ourselves a ten Iraqis is displaced (the num- lieve that doing so would have myriad of questions about what bers have been static for some prevented the current disaster. ZH FRXOG KDYH GRQH GLŕŽ&#x2030;HUHQWO\ \HDUV WKH\ ZHUH KLJKHU DURXQG Finding and arming the â&#x20AC;&#x153;good or we can look to solutions for EXW , GRQâ&#x20AC;ŤÚ&#x2018;â&#x20AC;ŹW WKLQN WKDW WKH\ guysâ&#x20AC;? again sounds like the WKH IXWXUH 7KH ŕŽ&#x160;UVW VHUYHV XV ever reached the Syrian num- common sense thing to do, but the latter serves our poor SyrEHUV 7KUHH RXW RI HYHU\ WHQ WKHUHâ&#x20AC;ŤÚ&#x2018;â&#x20AC;ŹV QR WHOOLQJ ZKHWKHU RU ian brothers and sisters. Faced Syrians are displacedâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;as things not we would have found them, with an emergency like Syria, VWDQG ULJKW QRZ EXW WKH ŕŽ&#x2039;RZ RI or if they even exist. Humanitar- ZH FDQâ&#x20AC;ŤÚ&#x2018;â&#x20AC;ŹW DŕŽ&#x2030;RUG WR SULRULWL]H UHrefugees inside the country and ian catastrophes like Darfur or ŕŽ&#x2039;HFWLRQ RYHU DFWLRQ

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Affirmative 8QWUXVWZRUWK\ DOOLDQFHV Rachel A. George Leaked documents from former NSA contractor Edward Snowden have yet again sent the international politik reeling with further indications that the US is spying on friends and foes alike. Allies including the EU, Brazil, France, and Germany have not been spared from intrusive US surveillance programs, leading some to argue that the basic premise of trust within â&#x20AC;&#x153;allianceâ&#x20AC;? has been broken, and that the basic concept must be redefined.

However, the shock and awe stemming from Snowdenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s newest NSA leaks are generally overzealous in their claims.

The degree of insult expressed by world leaders such as Brazilâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Dilma Rousseff and Ger-

manyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Angela Merkel are of course within reason. An â&#x20AC;&#x153;allianceâ&#x20AC;?, for all intents and purposes, is a â&#x20AC;&#x153;friendshipâ&#x20AC;? among nations. And any friendship, most would assume, should be built on fundamental trust between parties. â&#x20AC;&#x153;We need trust among allies and partnersâ&#x20AC;?, Merkel has said, underlining the degree of grave insult with which the intrusions have been received.

In reality, however, trust is not always central to a functioning and thriving international alliance in the global system. Alliances among states almost always boil down to shared interests. Economic and security concerns are therefore central to any functioning partnership between states.

There is nothing in this concept about the common courtesy of blind trust. Political gripes, including insults perceived among leaders and/ or societies, can impact the tone of these friendships, but they rarely shift the fundamental fabric undergirding an alliance. And the recent NSA leaks will likely lay this reality bare.

Friendships among states are, after all, fundamentally selfish in nature. They are based on desires for mutual gain. World leaders may find their rapport personally enjoyable, but refuse to align their policies. Conversely, world leaders can be personally insulted (and can respond in turn with a diplomatic punch,

for example, as Rousseff cancelled a state visit to Washington in September). Little, however, should be expected to follow to destroy the basic premise of the US-Brazilian alliance. Brazilâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s mutual economic interests with the US as the countryâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s eighth largest trading partner will stand firm.

Beyond this â&#x20AC;&#x153;realistâ&#x20AC;? critique, it must be recognized that the NSA leaks will not be without their impact in global politics. While they may not shake the core of state interests within the global system, they very well may shake the framework of security and communication practices between states. The alliance, at its purest form, has not

changed so much as the dynamics of friendship and diplomacy have. The international community must grapple with the hyper-connected space that defines 21st century politics and interaction. Ever enduring threats coming from global terror networks, subnational actors, and political fragmentation have shattered traditional conceptions of sovereignty and have chipped away at traditional information channels that once stood firm in global diplomatic practice.

The U.S. has set the precedent that its modern security apparatus will be based on a lack of trust (or, that is, a concept of â&#x20AC;&#x153;trust but verify). Washington should not be surprised if the world follows suit.

Opposition 7KH WK &RPPDQGPHQW $OOLHV GR VS\ RQ HDFK RWKHU DQG RYHUDOO LW LV HYHQ GHVLUDEOH LI OHIW XQGLVFRYHUHG Joel Rosen In the past it would have been the Cubans or Soviet-bloc elites who would think twice before picking up the phone.

But over the last few months it has been our leaders who have gained a new sense of paranoia. From Dilma Rousseff in Brazil, to Angela Merkel in Germany, the National Security Agency (NSA) of the United States has been accused not only of conducting surveillance on individual world leaders, but on entire populations such as Spanish civilians.

Business as usual - you might say - but for the fact that these are acts of surveillance on allies! Interestingly, our own Antony Best has shown that this is not a particularly new practice between allied Western states, and even harks back to the Second World War. Let us be clear here: Whatever the motivations the United States harbours in protecting its interests (even between allies),

clandestine surveillance without consent of the other party is spying, else we would simply term it collaboration. Intuitively, it may sound abhorrent, but a rational approach to the situation suggests spying is acceptable only if countries such as the United States can do it without being discovered - otherwise we stand to lose the most important advantage we enjoy as Western allies: intelligence collaboration.

The moral side of the whole debate is not as clear cut as it seems, since there are some potentially life-saving advantages in spying on other states, but only when conducted in secret.

The NSA might feel threatened by particular groups or transnational actors in an allied country, which are not monitored by their national governments, or fear that their governments do not have the resources to keep such threats

in check. Allies share a lot with each other, and it has been a key advantage of the Western world that its countries collaborate with each other in matters of intelligence.

But they do not share everything, especially with todayâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s concerns about data protection. And while each country retains its own national interests and goals, the US is evidently acting out of frustration and desperation when it feels its allies are not sharing enough information on key matters related to its own national interest.

Sure, we could argue that allies should not lie to each other, but the overall informational advantages of doing so outweigh these concerns as long as clandestine efforts are kept secret.

The Kantians among us would be right in pointing out that lying is a logical contradiction, in that we would be

doing something that relies on everyone else not doing it.

It is also true that if all allies spied on each other, and they each explicitly knew about it, there would be such mistrust that the alliances we have today would be severely damaged. We all benefit from the informational advantage that Western allies collect, and the security this guarantees us in our daily lives.

The rare sacrifice of information rights pales in significance when one is faced with pictures of the aftermath of a bomb blast in London, New York, or Tel Aviv.

We know very little of what has been prevented so far through intelligence gathering, and this is necessarily so.

To gain the maximum informational advantage and security for its citizens, it is necessary for each country to spy on others â&#x20AC;&#x201C; yes, even on its allies.

However, to achieve the

most gains from this they must make sure they are never discovered, or they lose outright.

I will be so Machiavellian as to venture that if any criticism is to be levied at the United States, then it is that they are bad spies for failing to control for an internal leak. If a state cannot reliably spy on its allies without being discovered, then it should not attempt it at all, since that discovery would lead to the collapse of the collaborative regime we have.

Information sharing between Western allies is one of the key strategic strengths in a world where other nations are swiftly rising to balance Western power, and it must outweigh our other concerns.

Allies currently do, and for the foreseeable future will continue to spy on each other.

They should start doing a better job at concealing it and observe the 11th Commandment: â&#x20AC;&#x153;â&#x20AC;Śand donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t let me catch you.â&#x20AC;?

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Our current model of capitalist democracy may be defunct, but Russell Brand's advocation of electoral non-participation is counter-productive.

Real changes, argues IAN PLUNKETT, come from a well-coordinated collective movement with a clearly-defined goal.

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nless you are floating with Sandra Bullock just outside the earthâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s atmosphere, you will not have missed the controversy surrounding the â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;manifestoâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; Russell Brand has written for the New Statesman (which I believe you can get for ÂŁ3.50), and the subsequent furore over the interview between Brand and Jeremy Paxman on Newsnight. Sitting somewhere between a Marxist revolutionary call to action and a vegetarian, pseudo-new age spiritualist rant, the nearly 5,000-word piece was widely distributed on social media platforms.

In the piece and interview, Brand disclosed that he had in fact never voted. Perhaps most controversially, he encouraged this course of political non-participation as a demonstration of collective public outrage at the current political status quo. He argues these non-participatory measures can act as a catalyst to the complete destruction of the capitalist democratic system of western governance and the emergence of a shiny new egalitarian systemâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;what exactly this would look like in practice is not tangibly offered.

First and foremost, Brand is a comedian, and an extremely intelligent one at that. As an ex-junkie, a status which he goes to great lengths to mention in nearly every media appearance, he is nonetheless an articulate and eloquent wordsmith. If he fancied a career change, he would probably thrive as the most employable spindoctor in London.

Still, I like him. I donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t doubt for one second that he is acting from a place of honesty and conviction. The first issue I have with the piece, is that it is written in a stream-of-consciousness format, where a deluge of convoluted, populist concepts are poured onto the page with no attempt to demarcate or tangibly offer any viable solutions. By the end of it, I wasnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t sure if I should take up arms to prevent fracking, join an ashram in Nepal, or get the train to Croydon with a Molotov cocktail and a book of one-liners.

It might seem like Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m being facetious and condescending, but that is not my intention. Ironically, from a man who makes his living telling jokes, the seriousness of the issues he puts forward are no laughing matter. However multifaceted and downright all over the place his writing might seem upon first reading, Brand makes some sound points. Political apathy amongst young people is at a record high. The veracity of this claim can be seen in dwindling voter turnout, rioting and the emergence of a totally disaffected demographic of young people. The leaders of the major political parties

in this country are alarmingly uniform, and the passage about the privileged class of politicians trading Eton architecture for the equivalent woody hues of Westminster is a fitting and accurate postulation.

Furthermore, the role of big business, lobbying and endemic cronyism has undoubtedly reached fever pitch.

And if you look at the political rhetoric of governments over the last few years, these public and private institutions are being pulled ever closer together. This homogeneity of ideas is not healthy for democracy. The ubiquitous adoption of media logic, spindoctors, professionalised campaign consultants and brand teams are the very mechanisms by which politicians insulate themselves from criticisms, retain power, and carefully stagemanage their image. Policies are now increasingly being decided by focus groups and then tested in hypothetical scenarios to gauge possible public reaction before they are unveiled.

Is this a healthy, participatory democracy? It all seems a bit depressingly draconian. When Brand calls for a totally new political paradigm based on a system of governance which emphasises human rights, collective consciousness and a respectful appreciation of our shared value-system as citizens of the earth, itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s very difficult to argue with him.

Eddie Izzard, a colleague of Brandâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s and a fellow funny-man with arguably more of a penchant for androgynous mischief, has spoken about getting involved in politics. His impe-

tus for doing so is to ensure a more effective and united Left, free from the paradoxical elitism to which Brand accurately refers, that can effectively counteract the disturbing resurgence of nationalistic right-wing agendas. Izzard wants to first and foremost start the democratic revolution from within.

Imagine him running for government with Brand as his advisorâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;now thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a duo to be reckoned with.

In 2011, in one of the most significant moments in my countryâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s history, Irish people voted out the Fianna FĂĄil party which had effectively held the balance of power, bar a few moments of respite, since the foundation of the state. They were completely decimated as a political force largely because they had presided over a system of incredible wastage and political patronage that allowed us to squander our shared wealth. It was said from the media at the time that we had â&#x20AC;&#x153;rioted in the ballot boxâ&#x20AC;?.

Furthermore, last month Ireland was given the chance to eradicate the upper house of parliament, consistently the type of arena in which elected Senators debate normative issues on the grounds of ethics, justice and morality. The polls indicated it would be tight but a resounding win for the government with the upper house abolished. Irish people rallied together and voted to keep the upper house with 51.7 per cent of the vote, firmly dropping the issue of tangible government reform back onto the lap of the government.

This is why voting counts. This is

why participating counts. Yes, not voting in theory could be a powerful message to send to political elites but only if it is backed up with a collectivised movement and meaningful alternative.

In this climate of bubbling anger and a zeitgeist of apathy, there is potential for change. Similar to gaining womanâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s suffrage a century ago, or turning the tide of racial hatred in the US, or agreeing to a power-sharing deal in the North of Ireland fifteen years ago, the system can be smashed to pieces from the inside out. Knee-jerk and reactionary activity can produce a retrograde effect. In all of these examples, there was a collectivised pragmatism combined with a revolutionary spirit that demanded political change.

Russell Brand should be commended for sparking this debate. It is a timely and important one. In a way, it is his duty as a politically minded personality and as a mischievous satirist, to use his platform to force us think about the status quo and to challenge dominant theoretical frameworks. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s quickly becoming the Brand brand.

Perhaps, he has more in common with Jack Kerouac than Karl Marx in terms of his writing. On that basis, Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll keep my ÂŁ3.50 but far from castigating him, we should celebrate the fact that we are having this debate. Unintentionally, by encouraging non-participation, Brand has inadvertently sparked a discussion about the importance of increased participation as a means of change. Not bad for an East-London ex-junkie who made his name on MTV.

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editation. The journey you embrace WR ŕŽ&#x160; QG DQ LQQHU stillness, awareness and affinity with oneâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s own body, and most importantly, consciousness. Often the assumption is made that this has to occur in a strictly inundated manner, or by adopting the â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;far out, dudeâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; mentality, an infamous pop culture reference to stoners of our past and current generations suggestive of â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;tripsâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; beyond our rational faculties. However, the purpose of meditation is quite the contrary. As long as you are

from admiring a contemporary art piece at the Saatchi *DOOHU\ WR ŕŽ&#x160; QGLQJ D UHVRQDQFH between yourself and Kanye Westâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Yeezus (2013). Samsara (2012) and Prince Avalanche (2013) both hold this intrinsic, emotional resonance with the inner self and external reality, \HW ERWK ŕŽ&#x160; OPV GHSLFW WKLV LQ LQ teresting and unique ways. By focusing on human nature objectively and most importantly, subjectively, we are forced to alienate ourselves from the everyday pressures of life that can culminate in our inability to see with our â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;third eyeâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; or, that is to say, the ability to see

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in a state where there is an awesome affinity with the self and environment in that precise moment in time, the means by which one achieves this is not duly limited to sitting in the lotus position and chanting mantras till the cows come home.

Such means can vary

beyond the physical borders of reality.

7KH QDWXUDO VXSHUŕŽ&#x160; FLDO SDU adox is evoked in David Gordon Greenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s comedy Prince Avalanche with a very minimalistic charm. As a loose adDSWDWLRQ RI WKH ,FHODQGLF ŕŽ&#x160; OP Either Way (2011), we are introduced to the adventures of

Alvin (Paul Rudd) and Lance (Emile Hirsch) working in an isolated natural American landscape. On the surface, it appears as though their goal as highway road workers is to complete the road-marking task they have been assigned to do. Yet, this â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;jobâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; provides the necessary tools to reach a state of catharsis whereby the stresses of Alvin and Lance in the â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;realityâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; of the big city are deconstructed and realised as QRWKLQJ PRUH WKDQ VXSHUŕŽ&#x160; FLDO hindrances.

It soon becomes apparent WKDW WKH SUHPLVH RI WKH ŕŽ&#x160; OP is of a similar framework to a standard â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;arty-fartyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; independHQW ŕŽ&#x160; OPV WKDW XVXDOO\ DFKLHYHV critical acclaim. The cinematography is a perfect example of this; instead of the typically busy, action packed nature of most scenes in Hollywood ŕŽ&#x160; QDQFHG ŕŽ&#x160; OPV 3ULQFH $YD lanche primarily focuses on the minute details which one would otherwise fail to pay attention to. This ranges from the panned opening sequence UHIHUHQFLQJ WKH IRUHVW ŕŽ&#x160; UHV that occurred in Texas in 1988 to the dancing shadows of the trees moving gracefully along the highway on which Alvin and Lance have been working. ,QGHHG VXFK ŕŽ&#x160; OPLQJ WHFK niques have often been demonised as philosophically pretentious and absurd since there is a lot of leeway for subjective interpretation. Yet, Green clearly ensured that the narrative is, and of itself, a meditation on the world that we live in. The moment where we see the development of this notion is via Ruddâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s highly commendable performance in a scene where his character, Alvin, acts out a dream of a man returning home to his family,

Â?Â?Â?Â? while walking amongst the remains of an incinerated house.

Reminiscent of David Lynch, this is a moment that is bound to confuse an average viewer, arousing doubt about the psychological stability of Alvin.

A similar scene is depicted in Ron Fricke and Mark Magidsonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s sequel Samsara, a visually stunning documenWDU\ ŕŽ&#x160; OPHG RQ PP ŕŽ&#x160; OP WKDW captures several cultures and the sacred grounds associated with them from around the world. Here, we are presented ZLWK â&#x20AC;ŤÚ?â&#x20AC;Ź7UDQVŕŽ&#x160; JXUDWLRQâ&#x20AC;Ť Ú&#x2018;â&#x20AC;ŹDQ LQ terpretive performance piece

by French male actor Olivier de Sagazan, sat in a corporate office plastering his face with grey, black and red clay in a very disturbing manner. Why is this a noteworthy moment?

Well, Samsara is essentially, as Fricke stated, â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;a nonverbal guided meditation on birth, death, and rebirthâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;. What we can derive from this then, is that the current state of human nature in the Western world is more concerned with deconstructing and rebuilding masked appearances as well as mass consumption, with complete disregard for consequences.

Samsara also engages in WKH QDWXUDO VXSHUŕŽ&#x160; FLDO SDUD dox. The opening and closing scenes are particularly insightful as they depict the process where Tibetan monks create a beautiful Mandala, a geometrically spiritual illustration designed to symbolise the cyclical nature of the Universe, with coloured sand. The intricacy of the design is astonishLQJ DQG E\ WKH HQG RI WKH ŕŽ&#x160; OP we see the total annihilation of it, swept away into a small cup to be emptied into the water as part of a sacred ritualistic

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ceremony. You cannot help but feel an element of disappointment, but this as aforementioned, is simply a the nature of human existence: in life there is death, in death there is life.

The lesson to be taken DZD\ IURP ERWK ŕŽ&#x160; OPV LV WKLV JR ZLWK WKH ŕŽ&#x2039; RZ DQG DSSUH ciate what the universe has WR RŕŽ&#x2030; HU 2I FRXUVH WKLV LV DQ understandably difficult concept to relate to and adopt in this day and age. However, there is always calmness within chaos and once we ŕŽ&#x160; QG WKLV RQH EHFRPHV PRUH aware of and emphatically engaged in the world around us.

Namaste!

The newly established â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;The Meditation Circle (LSE)â&#x20AC;&#x2122;, a â&#x20AC;&#x153;secular and regular meetup meditation groupâ&#x20AC;? will be running meditation sessions to coincide with LSESU DeStress week.

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Prince Avalanche (2013) Director: David Gordon Green Run time: 94 mins Samsara (2012) Director(s): Ron Fricke, Mark Magidson Run time: 102 mins

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12.11.2013 PartB

VISUAL ARTS

INTERVIEW WITH SARA SHAMMA

GROUP PSYCHOLOGY AND COLLECTIVE MENTALITY ARTICULATED IN WHIMSICAL BRUSH STROKES

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"My imagination is constantly going all the time and I am trying to take in so many things.

I love observing things.

Consequently, it means my mind is always on the go so I have to be able to work with lots of facts and ideas." now, in a time of oppression.

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ara Shammaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s SDLQWLQJV JLYH Rŕ­ź a hallucinogenic aura, so I guess I had expected her appearance to correspond to this. To be honest, I could not have been more wrong; the woman with whom I met on Thursday was unrecognisable from my imaginationâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;I had anticipated someone with an airy-fairy demeanour and slightly vacant eyes. However, Shamma had a very strong presence. Her striking looks made her seem very grounded, and made me even more excited to talk to her, as I could not immediately reconcile her glamorous dress with the phantasmagoria she produces.

As one might expect, the ŕ­˝ UVW WKLQJ 6KDPPD GLG ZDV to ask me how much of her work I had seen. As November marks the unveiling of her ŕ­˝ UVW VROR H[KLELWLRQ LQ /RQGRQ I had to admit that Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d only seen her works online. On telling her this, she moved over to the laptop, revealing the full contents of Q, which is comprised of ten individual paintings; these paintings also work together to create a whole. This idea of the singular becoming part of the collective is a recurring theme throughout her exhibition. Q DOVR UHŕ­ž HFWV WKH SV\FKRORJ\ of a literal queue, and is used by Shamma to explore the concept of the collective consciousness.

Whilst Shamma was preoccupied with the computer, it occurred to me that she really cared about her work. Even the positioning RI KHU ODSWRS RQ WKH PLGGOH RI WKH WDEOH UHŕ­ž HFWHG WKLV symbolically, it was made clear that her art was to be the centre of this interview. Now, this might seem like an obvious point but so much of the art world is taken over by personalityâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;just think Damien Hurstâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;so it is really comforting to feel like you are sitting with somebody genuine.

"My work is not overtly political, but the situation in Syria reaffirmed my interest in group psychology. The people seem random because anyone can be persuaded to do stupid things under pressure."

The people in your queues are not a group of people that I would usually imagine standing together. One even reminds me of a scene from Alice in Wonderland where she is running around with the Dodo! How do you select or decide on the characters to be put together?

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FASHION

BLAZER UP:

YOU DON'T NEED AN EXCUSE TO LOOK GOOD

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"Being perfectly well-dressed gives one a tranquility that no religion can bestow."

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12.11.2013 PartB

TECHNOLOGY

MINORITYREPORT How big data analysis allows the police to tackle crime before it happens

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'As our city braces itself to enter this Spielbergian era of crime control, it seems right to raise some concerns about the implementation of predictive policing' increasingly taking it upon themselves to develop â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;smartâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; policing initiatives that rely on predictive algorithms to tackle crime before it happens.

PredPol and the ambiguously named â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;Domain Awareness Systemâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;, a surveillance system used by New York Police Department, are but few of the existing softwares.

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As our city braces itself to enter this Spielbergian era of crime control, it seems right to raise some concerns about the implementation of predictive policing.

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TECHTWEETS

TABLETSREVIEW iPad Air - From ÂŁ399 Appleâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s ubiquitous slab dominates the tablet market, and sets the benchmark to which all others are judged. Exquisitely designed, an array of apps and ease of use makes the iPad the tablet with which to be seen. Apple fanboys may irritate you as they sing the praises of their new device, but the tablet evangelists are correct; nothing beats the iPad on any front. They are the perfect tool for use in lectures, the library and RI FRXUVH FRŕŽ&#x2030; HH VKRS *LY ing in to the ranks of cooing iPad owners may be tough, but theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re in the right.

Kindle Fire HD - From ÂŁ139 Price is iPad's only downfall, and for students this could be a deal breaker. Ama]RQ RŕŽ&#x2030; HUV D IDU FKHDSHU DQG relatively capable tablet: the Kindle Fire. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s well-made, but crucially lacks the same productive ability as the iPad. As a web browser and media tablet, it wins hands down, despite not being able to compete in terms of lecture notes and word processing.

If you are planning on using iPad for movies and music, buy this instead so you can spend savings on the content.

Tesco Hudl - ÂŁ119 %HLQJ HWKLFDOO\ GULYHQ LSE students, Amazonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s WD[ DŕŽ&#x2030; DLUV PD\ QRW DSSHDO If this is you, the newly released Tesco Hudl could be the one. It is cheap, and running the latest Android software, has the credentials for a great contender. Productivity is well catered for on the Android platform, with a range of apps all running quickly on the Hudlâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s powerful processor. Overall the design is the only drawback; itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s an acquired taste, but once you get past the truth that nothing looks as good as the iPad it is an excellent student tablet.

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Features THE SOCIETY COLUMN features LSESU Film Society

Donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t underestimate the social power of the arts Ella Oâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;Neil, LSESU Film Society

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ew York Magazine recently declared; â&#x20AC;&#x153;If Paris was the cultural capital of the 19th century and New York of the 20th, London is shaping up to be the cultural capital of the 21st century.â&#x20AC;? As students of the LSE, we are lucky enough to be studying at the heart of what may be the most exciting and culturally rich city in the world. We are spoilt for choice when it comes to the arts, the Tate Modern is the most popular modern art gallery in the world with over 4.7 million visitors annually, there are roughly 32,000 music performanceâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a year â&#x20AC;&#x201C; with an average 17% of these being free, and we have around 900 bookshops â&#x20AC;&#x201C; thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s twice as many as New York.

CREATIVE ECONOMY Despite our enviable location, at LSE the arts are something that we dip into in our free time. Perhaps this is because we are a Social Sciences university. But, the creative sector is a vital part of the UKâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s economy. It employs over two million people, exports over ÂŁ16 billion annually and contributes 6% of GDP. Perhaps more importantly though, the arts are the mirror that society holds up to itself, they reflect human concerns and prompt social change ACCESSIBLE & POWERFUL In the 2004 film â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;Hotel Rwandaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;, after being thanked for shooting footage of the atrocities in the 1994 genocide the character Jack replies â&#x20AC;&#x153;if people see this footage, theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll say, â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;Oh my God, thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s terrible,â&#x20AC;&#x2122; and theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll go on eating

their dinners.â&#x20AC;? This perhaps was why the film is so important; itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a reminder of how we may be guilty of only really paying attention to the events affecting us directly. Or take the 1915 American film â&#x20AC;&#x153;The Birth of a Nationâ&#x20AC;?, glorifying the Ku Klux Klan and unashamedly racist and misogynistic, it was a box office hit. The film is credited with the Klanâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s revival and the expansion of their campaign of hate to Catholics, Asians and Jewish-Americans.

Looking back at it retrospectively, this film is a stark reminder of how ingrained these terrible views were in society and how much we have had to change over the past century to realize this. On a more positive note, protests organized in retaliation to the film brought national attention to the fiveyear-old NAACP; when white newspapers covered NAACP protests, African-Americans had a rare opportunity to be heard. Film, one of the most popular and accessible of all art forms, is immensely powerful.

THE ARTS HAVE A UNIQUE ABILITY TO COMMENT

The power of art: Picassoâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Guernica, painted in 1937, was created in response to the bombing of Guernica in Spain, illustrating the tragedies of war

It was Dickensâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; novels that alerted the privileged few that the poverty described in his novels were â&#x20AC;&#x153;not mere fiction, but a dismal place that actually existed on the south bank of the Thamesâ&#x20AC;? (BBC), it was Picassoâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s â&#x20AC;&#x153;Guernicaâ&#x20AC;? which showed the world the brutality

If your society would like to be featured in THE SOCIETY COLUMN, e-mail: features@thebeaveronline.co.uk

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inflicted on Spanish Civilians

by Fascists during the Spanish Civil War and â&#x20AC;&#x153;Free Nelson Mandelaâ&#x20AC;? by the Specials recruited a generation, who had been too young to remember his imprisonment, to the anti-apartheid movement. If at LSE we really want to know the cause of things, we need to engage with the arts not only to escape and enjoy, but to understand their unique contribution and ability to comment.

In the Film Society, we try to make the most of being in the cultural capital of the world; we hold two film screenings every week and organise trips

to see new releases and visit art house cinema. Weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re also working to hold another Creative Business Series, which is a series of talks about the Creative economy and giving students the opportunity to make links in the arts and culture professions. By doing this, we hope to inspire LSE students to use their valuable experiences to make art happen and explore creative career paths.

To find out more about the LSESU Film Society, go to: www.facebook.com/lsesufilmsociety

R A G C O R N E R features a sleepout on Houghton Street in aid of homelessness

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s if itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Week 6! It feels like Freshers Week was a million years ago now, but weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve got some exciting things coming up to keep your excitement levels high.

Firstly, this week. We had our LOST information evening â&#x20AC;&#x201C; thank you to everyone who attended! Sign ups are open now so reserve your place as it LV D ŕŽ&#x160;UVW FRPH ŕŽ&#x160;UVW VHUYHG SROicy. Go to our Facebook page for more information. We also raised over ÂŁ260 for our charities through selling course booklets and Krispy Kremes. Thank you to Team RAG volunteers who helped out: Ellen Lees, David Poole, Gilbert Qi, and Saran Richards. If you want to volunteer please join our Team RAG Facebook group.

Secondly, sign ups for Kilimanjaro are closing soon, so if you have not yet signed up make sure to do it today!

Thirdly, weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve got something YHU\ GLŕŽ&#x2030;HUHQW FRPLQJ XS ,Wâ&#x20AC;ŤÚ&#x2018;â&#x20AC;ŹV not a pub quiz. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s not a clubbing night. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s not a Houghton Street stall. No, itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a sleepout on Houghton Street. On 28th November we will be sleeping out on the steps of the Old Building to raise both awareness and money for Spires, one of our

dedicated charities. Spires does a wide variety of work, but one of its focuses is on supporting homeless people during the day by operating a day centre where people can come in and receive food, clothing, and support.

Homelessness itself is hard to measure, according to Crisis â&#x20AC;&#x201C; as it is more than just sleeping rough. Homelessness can include not having a permanent residence and temporarily living with friends and family. For

SPIRES Spires is a London charity that helps homeless people.

It aims to improve the quality of life of all of those who are homeless, insecurely housed, unemployed, or sufIHULQJ IURP WKH H૸HFWV RI SRYHUW\ PHQWDO LOO KHDOWK DQG loneliness

these reasons there is no single statistic for the government to go by. Yet, being in London it is something that we see everyday, on our own campus, so it is something that is remarkably close to us.

Students Advocates International are collaborating with RAG on this and they will be working to inform and educate students on homelessness and how people can come to be homeless, both before and during the sleepout. On the event there will be links to â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;The Pavement Perspectiveâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;, a blog and project by Frankie Bennett, a third year LSE student. Have a look at this as it provides more information about the nature of homelessness.

In terms of how you can get involved, we want as many

people to join us on the steps of the Old Building to sleepout and raise money for Spires. The sleepout will run from noon on Thursday to noon on Friday. Previously one held a few years ago raised over ÂŁ1,000 and we hope to emulate that. It is a challenge and it will be cold â&#x20AC;&#x201C; but it is a truly worthy event to join in with and support.

More information will be coming out this week about how to get involved. If you do not want to sleepout, please support your fellow LSE students through donating or looking at the information that Students Advocates International provide.

Meanwhile, tell your friends, have a think, and sign up! Have a good week, and keep calm and RAG on.

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Craig Calhoun wrote in an all-school email, â&#x20AC;&#x153;we are approaching our estate strategy not just as a matter of space or separate buildings but also DV DQ Hŕ­źRUW WR EXLOG D EHWWHU campus. We look ahead at the Schoolâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s ambition to build a better campus by looking at the proposed campus expansions.

GLOBAL CENTRE FOR SOCIAL SCIENCES In October, the School shortOLVWHG ŕŽ&#x160;YH GHVLJQV IRU D e P development. The new building, to be home to the â&#x20AC;&#x153;Global Centre for Social Sciencesâ&#x20AC;?, will take the place of the East Building, Anchorage, Clare Market and part of St. Clements (see below).

$PRQJVW WKH ŕŽ&#x160;UPV FRPSHWing to have their design turned into reality include two British ŕŽ&#x160;UPV WZR ,ULVK ŕŽ&#x160;UPV DQG DQ DUchitectural team from the Netherlands (see above for two of the proposed designs).

Most designs propose a new â&#x20AC;&#x153;LSE squareâ&#x20AC;?, with the hope that this new piazza becomes the focal point of the campus.

Due to this, many of the design entries scale up, allowing space on the ground for communal areas. Catering, new space for departments, teaching areas and support services have all EHHQ LQWHJUDWHG LQWR WKH GLŕŽ&#x2030;HUent designs.

However, following a design competition, the School said, â&#x20AC;&#x153;Thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s not one really outstanding schemeâ&#x20AC;? and â&#x20AC;&#x153;thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s some further work to do by the

practices and the LSE.â&#x20AC;?

For the competitors, it would appear itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s back to the drawing board.

44 LINCOLNâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S INN FIELDS Currenlty occupied by Cancer Research, 44 Lincolnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Inn Fields is a key building for the LSEâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s expansion into Lincolnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Inn. The eight-story building will be leased back to Cancer Research until 2016, when they move into a new institute located near Kings Cross, an LSE spokesman said.

The site, measuring 0.64 acres, is to be at the centre of a new design competition for the construction of a new building on the site, following in the footsteps of the Global Center for Social Sciences, Saw See

44 Lincolnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Inn Fields: currently the site of a Cancer Research laboratories, set to become the site of a new LSE development after 2016.

Hock Student Centrethe New Academic Building as buildings designed via an international competition.

The LSE purchased the EXLOGLQJ IRU URXJKO\ e P DQG has proposed its uses to include teaching, sporting and faculty.

Bd online reports that the School intends to for 44 Lincolnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Inn to be home to an academic faculty, accommodation IRU YLVLWRUV DQG VWDŕŽ&#x2030; D QXUVHU\

and much to the delight of the AU, a new basement sports centre.

Julian Robinson, Director of Estates, told Bd online, â&#x20AC;&#x153;Weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll KDYH WZR e PLOOLRQ EXLOGLQJV on the go at the same timeâ&#x20AC;?. No doubt the next few years will be some of the busiest in the history of LSE estates.

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hinaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s official press has accused Western media of having â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;double standardsâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; following the attack on Tianâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;anmen Square. On October 28th, a car swerved through a crowd of tourists, crashed into Jinshui %ULGJH DQG EXUVW LQWR ŕŽ&#x2039;DPHV The smoke from the explosion billowed in front of the large portrait of Mao Zedong, a symbol of the Chinese Communist Partyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s leadership.

With the attack killing two civilians and injuring 38, the Chinese government announced shortly after that it was a â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;terrorist attackâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;; one that was carefully â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;planned, organised and premeditatedâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;. Further details of the incident have been kept quiet, with the site of the crash swiftly cleared. Nonetheless, police said that they found gasoline, knives, steel sticks DQG D ŕŽ&#x2039;DJ ZLWK H[WUHPLVW UHOLgious content inside the car.

The alleged attackers, who were inside the vehicle and died in the explosion, were from Xinjiang province and of the Muslim Uighur minority group. The government has since linked them and the attack to a militant Uighur separatist group called the East Turkistan Islamic Movement (ETIM). Five others were arrested in con-

nection to the attack.

But Western media sources have continued to evade the use of the term â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;terrorismâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; to describe the attack, though maintaining and elaborating on its connection to Uighur and Xinjiang issues. Chinese official media have reacted angrily, with Xinhua News arguing that the refusal to acknowledge the event as a terrorist attack â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;laid in plain sight a double standard on terrorismâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;.

Last week, CNN broadcaster, Sean R. Roberts, pub-

tionâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; by the Uighur population.

Another CNN blogger, Robert Daly, said that it was â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;plausibleâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; that this was terrorism, â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;but it will not be credible unless Beijing provides evidence and tries any suspects tied to the attack in a transparent mannerâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;.

These reports have caused a series of backlashes by Chinese reporters, with China Daily questioning how â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;attacks on innocent civilians that take place in the US or European countries are terrorist attacks, but similar assaults on civilians in

44 Lincolnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Inn Fields: currently the site of a Cancer Research laboratories, set to become the site of a new LSE development after 2016.

lished a sceptical op-ed article asking whether â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;the alleged [Tianâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;anmen] attack was a wellplanned terrorist act or a hastily assembled cry of despera-

China are something elseâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;. The article continued by saying how foreign reporters have â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;a kind of phobia about Chinese or Asian people or they see an act of ter-

ror through the prism of their Cold War ideologyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;.

However, the Chinese government has not announced any further details about the attack, except for news that General Yong Peng, chief of the Peopleâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Liberation Army in Xinjiang, has been removed from this post. After the attack, the state clamped down on media reports of the incident, with posts about the incident being quickly deleted. Free Weibo, an â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;uncensored and anonymousâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; Sina Weibo (Chinaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Twitter equivalent) tracked deleted posts. Pictures of the burning vehicle in front of the Forbidden City and Maoâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s portrait were particularly censored.

This incident has indeed come at an increasingly sensitive time for China. Coinciding with a crucial meeting, the Third Plenum, in which Chinaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s most senior leaders are expected to make critical decisions regarding Chinaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s economy, the government has reason to be concerned. To make matters worse, just 10 days after the Tianâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;anmen attack on Wednesday morning, the entrance to the local Communist Party headquarters in Northern Chinaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Shanxi province was hit by a series of small but sophisticated hand-made bombs. Such an incident would not normally make international headlines, and would not normally spread with such rapidity through social media sites, but Chinaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s

domestic security landscape seems restless.

Internet and social media issues, whether state or society initiated, are said to be responsible for much of this as they are having an increasingly powerful impact on Chinaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s domestic landscape. In the wake of the attack, Xinjiang news commented on how they are clearly the â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;main channels and toolsâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; for separatists â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;to promote their beliefsâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; and â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;spread terror skills onlineâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;. Fearful responses to the attack are also prevalent across Sina Weibo: as one commenter has said, â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;even though incidents like this happen in Xinjiang from time to time, I always feel as if terrorism is something that is far away from us. All of a sudden, itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s so closeâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;.

Linking the attacks to the issue of Chinaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s political relationship with Xinjiang is not surprising, and linking it to the ETIM was done by China itself. But with China criticizing foreign media for implying there were social or ethnic motivations behind the attack, it is clear that issues surrounding this political relationship remain sensitive. The extent to which Western media choose to overlook or acknowledge what is internally viewed as â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;terrorismâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; will clearly continue to play a role in intensifying or easing sensitivity, particularly if issues begin to emerge in increasing violent forms.

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he motion passed by the ULU Senate on October 24 to ban its ofŕŽ&#x160;FHUV IURP DWWHQGLQJ Remembrance Day services is completely wrong as it not only understands the purpose of the day incorrectly, but also goes against the ideal of freedom of speech that the President, Michael Chessum, advocates.

Chessum decides to stand by his own personal views to not support Remembrance Day. But in banning officers from attending services he has taken away the freedom for the ones he claims to represent.

The day is not a political one, but ULU has taken it and morphed it into a political event for its own purposes, ignoring the freedom of speech of the 120,000 it claims to represent democratically.

Yes, the subject of commemoration is a tricky one, and can be misconstrued easily. However, if you take away the politics of war, and look instead at the horrific reality that millions have died fighting, either at home or on the front line, you can see the day is not to celebrate war, but to remember these lost lives.

When politics has been stripped away, you see soldiers who were and are wiling to sacrifice their lives for their country. The idea of leaving the comforts of home and facing a gruesome death for your country and its ideals takes much courage, and these services do not celebrate the terrible slaughter of war, but rather they remember the lives that have been sacrificed and lost during these tragic times.

In standing by the soldiers who have lost their lives, who are fighting currently, and veterans, we show them our utmost respect for their services. These services are to show this gratitude and respect, not to turn the event into a political one, which ULU has done.

Remembrance Day does not entail justifying or glorifying war for political purposes, but rather to remember the lives that have been tragically lost, both in the past and the present.

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The Feature Interview: Nick Cohen â&#x20AC;&#x153;I donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t see the point of your Studentsâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; Unionâ&#x20AC;? Guardian journalist tells The Beaver Nick Cohen is a journalist and columnist for The Guardian, The Observer and has previously written for the London Evening Standard. A graduate of Hertford College, Oxford, he was a leading signatory of the Euston Manifesto Why are you so against the Royal Charter on press regulation?

Because it includes this provision for parliament with a two thirds majority to intervene at any time, and you can get a three thirds majority in parliament for control of the press, so thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s point one. Point two is that there is no such thing as the press. It does not exist. Brian Leveson had to forget about the web. The idea that there is a corporate group called â&#x20AC;&#x153;the pressâ&#x20AC;? is absurd. You are in the Guardian and the Observ-

â&#x20AC;&#x153;I suspect that the people who run your Studentsâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; Union think of themselves as left wing. That is a left that has stood on its head for one hundred years er [offices]. We have absolutely nothing in common with other newspapers. We are not somehow all together. That was always the case, but the web makes everyone a journalist. Or if that sounds too grand, the web means that freedom of speech and freedom of the press ODZV DŕŽ&#x2030;HFW HYHU\ERG\ $QG LW LV very odd and very sinister that WKH ŕŽ&#x160;UVW ELJ OHJLVlative reaction to changes of communications technology is to restrict freedom and to getpolit-

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Remembrance - The History of the White Poppy Nathan Stringer

Remembrance Day holds monumental meaning, and each year its arrival makes millions of lapels bloom red. A patch of paper poppies blankets the country, and it becomes impossible to read the news, watch TV or walk down the street without seeing a faux red flower. Though far fewer and farther between, some people choose to mark 11-11 by wearing white poppies instead.

Inspired by McCrae’s “In Flanders Fields”, the red poppy tradition was not originally British but actually started by an American professor named Moina Michael. She sought a way for disabled servicemen to support themselves after

World War I, and those aims and symbol took off in Britain.

The direction of Field Marshal Douglas Haig and his newly founded British Legion founded the Poppy Factory in 1922, and veterans groups in Canada, Australia and New Zealand followed suit. But despite its origins, the red poppy has no visibility in the United States today.

As early as 1926, members of the No More War Movement asked the British Legion to replace the words ‘Haig Fund’ with ‘No More War’ on the red poppies, concerned with the symbol’s connection to military culture. This failed, and red poppies read ‘Haig Fund’ until 1994, but members of the Cooperative Women’s Guild produced white ‘Peace’ poppies as

early as 1933.

The controversy was immediate and lasting, and some of those first women lost their jobs for wearing white poppies. The Peace Pledge Union, who joined the effort in 1934, detail personal stories of “trouble with white poppies” in churches, schools, the news and around the world on their website. They also state that since the 1930s, three requests for the British Legion to take over producing and benefiting from the sale of white poppies have been refused.

The poppy controversy stems from different views on one common aim: to properly honour the millions who have died in war. Is the push to wear red subtle militarism, concerned with only remembering

‘our’ side, or ‘poppy fascism’ as Channel 4 presenter Jon Snow said in 2006? Is wearing white disrespectful to fallen servicemen, unpatriotic, or an ‘insulting symbol’ as Margaret Thatcher said in 1986?

Stepping quite aways back for a moment, people have been around and have been fighting wars a lot longer than modern organized nation-states have been around. War on such a massive scale was not possible until their advent; but, contrary to popular conception, per capita violence has decreased dramatically in the last few centuries and even decades.

And historically, despite its abuses, no entity other than modern nation-states have better secured such great welfare for so many people. Neverthe-

less, there’s no reason that today symbols of patriotism or pacifism should be understood as ‘at war’.

Each year, tens of millions of red poppies dwarf the tens of thousands of white poppies about, but the purpose of either poppy is not numerical domination. It’s remembrance of human lives tragically cut short. Surely, this is an aim universally worthy.

Science - India’s Space Ambitions Marine Strauss

India successfully launched its first unmanned mission to Mars, in hope of becoming the fourth agency to reach the Red Planet.

The Mars Orbiter Mission (MOM), also known as Mangalyaan, completed the first stage of a 300-day, 780-million kilometres journey and performed the first of six engine firings on Friday in Earth orbit. This is only the beginning of the story, as the MOM needs to leave the earth’s sphere of influence (on 1st December 2013) and needs to be successfully captured by Mars orbit

(on 24th September 2014).

This would make the Indian Space Research Organisation the fourth in the world, after the United States, Russia and Europe, to lead a successful mission to Mars. So far, no country has been successful on its first mission and more than half of the world’s attempts to attain the Planet have failed.

At £45m ($72m) Mangalyaan is the cheapest mission to the Red Planet, while 1.2 billion people are still struggling with poverty, hunger and childhood malnutrition. This has raised many critiques from the developed and developing world regarding the implications for India as a nation.

According to the BBC, Dr. Jean Drèze, from the Delhi School of Economics, told the Finacial Times “I don’t understand the importance of India sending a space mission to Mars when half of its children are undernourished and half of all Indian families have no access to sanitation.” Critics have insisted that India should spend the money towards social programs to deal with the urging development needs at the national level. Jean Drèze also added to CNN “Much as I admire India’s Mars mission as a scientific achievement, I am unable to understand the urgency of getting there, the country would be better served

if the same resources, talent and zeal were focused on public health or solar energy. This is a prime case of trying to climb the ladder from the top.”

On the contrary, supporters argue that India’s developments in space exploration will benefit all Indians, including the poorest, and the country as a whole. They claim that the advances in science and technology will help other activities and even help overcoming poverty.

For fifty years, India used its space program as a way to develop new technology and capacity to help its population, with new telecommunication or infrastructures for example.

But this is no longer the case as some observers have argued that since 2008 and the launch of a unmanned spacecraft to the Moon, India’s aim is now spatial exploration and is no longer focused directly on potential positive outcomes for the population.

This is where lies the great contradiction about India, which is home to extreme poverty while at the same time is a global emerging power and member of the G20. Therefore, it needs to take care of the poorest and most vulnerable at the local level, while at the same time contribute to global debates, advancements and knowledges.

Environment - COP 19: What can we expect?

Ching Hu

This year’s version of the United Nations Climate Change Conference, or COP19, commenced yesterday (11/11/13) without much of a bang in Warsaw, Poland.

Despite the lack of media attention, this year’s conference stands out for its heavy scientific backing. The Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change had made a landmark announcement earlier this year that scientists are now 95% certain that human factors are the “dominant cause” of climate change since the 1950s.

Meanwhile, 2013 is the first time in human history that carbon dioxide has exceeded 400 parts per million. These revelations are set to silence the climate sceptics and amplify the voice of climate campaigners.

What needs to be delivered in Warsaw? According to a speech delivered at Chatham House by Christiana Figueres, the Executive Secretary of the UN Framework Convention on Climate Change (an LSE alumnus), negotiators at Warsaw need to achieve two objectives.

First, there is high expectation for the Kyoto Protocol’s second commitment period to be ratified. The Kyoto Protocol, a treaty which sets carbon emission reduction obligations for industrialized countries, was brought into force in 2005. Its first commitment period ended in 2012. Negotiators have agreed to extend the Protocol to 2020, but this still needs to be ratified.

Second, with respect to institutional arrangements, such as providing financial and technological support to developing countries, there needs

to be a shift from the design to the operational phase.

The signs are not positive for these expectations can be realised.

First, the host and President of COP19, Poland, will also be simultaneously hosting the International Coal and Climate Conference. While it is true that climate negotiations should not isolate the coal community, Poland seems suspiciously sympathetic toward coal. Official documents indicate that coal will feature heavily in Poland’s energy strategy until 2030. Earlier this year, the Polish government also announced plans for two new coal plants and had been taken to court by the European Union (EU) for ignoring its renewable directives. The curious selection of Poland as COP19 President will be a serious blow to mitigation ambition at this

round of negotiations.

Second, the mobilisation of climate finance is a key element to realise the provision of clean energy and resilient infrastructure for developing countries. Experts have claimed that green capital flows needs to reach $1 trillion per year. Developed countries, however, are not showing signs that this will be achieved in the near future. In the United States, congressional infighting had triggered a federal government shutdown which lasted for more than a fortnight and has very nearly led to an unprecedented sovereign default. Many European Union countries are still struggling to emerge from a painful recession and stabilise their sovereign debt crises. Without the agreement and commitment of these two major players, it seems unlikely that there will

be much progress in this respect.

For previous COPs, particularly the 2009 Copenhagen edition, global ambitions were high, but results were weak.

This time, global ambitions are low, and results will be even weaker. At least we can still expect Kumi Naidoo, the International Executive Director of environmental NGO Greenpeace, to go on another furious rant at this COP’s conclusion, on how governments are once again suffering from cognitive dissonance.

COPs are typically primetime entertainment on the otherwise monotonous calendars of climate observers. Like Champions League Finals or Academy Award ceremonies, they are events that promise to excite. But this time, I will not be making popcorn.

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The schedule for the week was a hectic one with the stall on Houghton Street attracting much attention. Face painting, henna and even Krispy Kreme doughnuts were sold to raise money. As of Thursday 7th ISOC had raised £10,500 which is very impressive. The week will culminate tonight ZLWK D &KDULW\ 'LQQHU ZKLFK ZLOO KRSHIXOO\ ஊQLVK WKH ZHHN RQ D KLJK

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but theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re dying on the inside, being crushed by the weight of readings, problem sets, group sessions, LSE 100. Especially the ones in the â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;Silent Zoneâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;. I yell loudly across the room thinking itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a good idea to piss everyone RŕŽ&#x2030; %UDYHU\ VWURQJ %XW WKHQ everyone stares at me as if Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m a raging lunatic. Unacceptable decorum, weak. Life balances itself out.

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Is the art of being a gentleman dead?

Amelia Thomson

Sitting in my second year LSE 100 lecture on gender equality it is hard not to compare the theoretics being debated to what I see in the world around me. The central theme of these discussions, and indeed of many conversations, is how important equality is. Of course this equality is not just focussed on gender but also on race, sexuality and many other factors however for my part (being female) I am going to look at gender.

Gender equality in education, the workplace, at home and indeed in all aspects of life is imperative in order for our society to be truly fair, representative and as productive as possible.

'LŕŽ&#x2030;HUHQFHV DQG VLPLODULWLHV EHtween the genders and people can produce amazing results.

This makes sense as if we were all the same life would be pretty boring.

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However gender equality is a IDU ZD\ RŕŽ&#x2030; ,QGHHG DV RI -XO\ 2013 only 22 of the CEOs of Fortune 500 companies were women; only 147 of the 650 MPs in the UK are female and a little closer to home the ratio of men to women doing economics at LSE is roughly 2:1 according to the LSE website.

Through citing these statistics I am not seeking to blame anyone for the current state of afIDLUV ZH ŕŽ&#x160;QG RXUVHOYHV LQ %XW rather I want to look at how this search for gender equality and the role of a man being a â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;gentlemanâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; combine.

For some these two ideas may seem somewhat contradictory.

How can we on the one hand say that women and men are equal but at the next stage be DŕŽ&#x2030;URQWHG ZKHQ D PDQ GRHV QRW hold a door open for a woman?

I too see that this could perhaps seem somewhat of a double standard; equality accom-

Lifeâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s realities:

She calls herself a sinner and us righteous individuals. She hardly received any education and it was clear that our education was the envy of all.

She treated everyone with respect and perhaps much more than that. Who knows what she was thinking. But we all maintained our distance from

her not physically but perhaps mentally. She was not someone people would remember for winning big prizes like a Noble Prize or an Oscar. Perhaps history will forget her. We all sat in the audience looking at her with a perplexed gaze, wondering what her life experience would be able to teach us. She described herself as an alcoholic and a porn star.

The height of what women can reach to be abandoned by the society, to not even be considered a woman but rather just a pleasure object to be enjoyed in the secret of the bedroom.

She said she didnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t have enough options in her life, even before she knew she was part of the porn industry. She descried her urge to see the truth. Truth is what we all search for in our lives, truth we all crave for, truth that will enlighten us. She went from one religious book to another. Like we all do, perhaps we all give up too soon, or never bother ourselves as we all are educat-

act in a certain way and girls expect boys to act in a certain ZD\ 1RZ WKLV LV DOO ŕŽ&#x160;QH EXW hardly helps us to reconcile gender equality and the way But the fact that â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;gentleman- we should behave towards one likeâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; behaviour has been ques- another. tioned as potentially perpetuating inequality to me seems Perhaps rather than focussing preposterous. Let us look at on statistics, social conditionprobably the most infamous ing or terminology we should LSE society: The AU. Gender go back to the basics of how we roles within the sports society should act as human beings. By of one of the worldâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s most di- looking at how we ourselves verse institutions are not ex- act we can adjust this behavactly pushing the boundaries iour appropriately so as to mirof equality. Far from pushing ror how we ourselves wish to forward equality they seem to be viewed and treated. I am not be living up to the stereotypi- saying people should not feel cal and media version of gen- empowered to do what they der and university behaviour. want but rather that perhaps I am by no means celebrating we should focus our interests or criticising such behaviour on resurrecting the ideal of but rather suggesting that, common courtesy between the for some but by no means all, sexes. For my part this would HTXDOLW\ LV GHŕŽ&#x160;QLWHO\ ODFNLQJ help create a more harmonious and the art of being a â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;gentle- state of being. manâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; or â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;ladyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; are far from anyoneâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s mind. Boys expect girls to

The story of a porn star

ed enough to live without inner enlightenment. She describes her story of searching for God in everything she could see and read. Sometimes she was scared, sometimes delighted, sometimes relieved but her thirst was unquenchable. She ŕŽ&#x160;QDOO\ IRXQG *RG LQ VRPHWKLQJ

testimony of Godâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s presence.

She marvelled at Godâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s mercy and love. Then she spoke the golden truth which I havenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t heard from a single great intellect. She said to make God the centre of our life for nothing can ever replace God in your life. Perhaps intellectuals

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Namita Bhaladhare

I walk through a dark door, curious and puzzled. I have never seen someone like her in my entire life. Everyone watches her secretly in their bedroom, but no one will publicly and openly says she belongs with us, she is our friend. The layers of the societal blanket which tell us to be an ideal citizen thwart us from crossing a line. We cannot be with her for a moment, talk to her or ask her who she LV 6KH VWDQGV ŕŽ&#x160;UP KRZHYHU DV she addresses the elite body from the prestigious institution of the London school of Economics. For my part I do not know what to think, when I donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t even know how she feels.

panied by special treatment.

Indeed even using the term gentleman perhaps sets gender equality back a decade.

she thought she could never see. She said she was a living

will die in the wonder of their smartness, for they make their

mind everything that it can possibly be. She told us if a sinQHU OLNH KHU FDQ ŕŽ&#x160;QG *RG WKHQ any of us can. She was honest, simple and straightforward.

Perhaps we are all covered by many layers of prejudices, status and morals. We are slaves to the rule of society rather than to the principles of our souls. Perhaps we are too sophisticated to know the truth, IRU ZH FDQ ŕŽ&#x160;QG RXU WUXWK LQ RXU books.

At the end of her talk, I went to her. She hugged me. I found a sense of peace beside her which was alien to most of us.

Perhaps we are too good for all these things. She taught me an important lesson to not judge a person as even God doesnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t judge people. As a profession it is just a way to earn your livelihood, a real human is behind it. Titles often separate us from our true self. Take a cold shower, and separate yourself from this glamour, perhaps you too might connect to someone you did not expect to.

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Dear Beaver, I have recently come down with a case of glandular fever and am concerned about the impact it might have on my term at Uni. I feel WLUHG D ORW EXW FDQQRW Dŕ­źRUG WR UHVW DV , KDYH so much to do. Academically I donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t want to fall behind and I am also worried about the social impact it might have. According to NHS choices I can be infectious for up to 2 months which is a long time. What should I do to make the best out of my situation?

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PRIVATE B â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;Sorry, the satirist was doing his essays.â&#x20AC;&#x2122;

SU responds to Loughborough Youtube sensation with suggestions for new â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;One LSEâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; anthem: â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;One Jayâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; 2QH -D\ RU PD\EH +DQQDK LV JRQQD ŕŽ&#x160;QG \RX JRQQD ŕŽ&#x160;QG \RX VSRUWV IDFLOLWLHV One Jay, or maybe Rosie, is gonna get you, get you access to the FT, One Jay, or Anneessa, is gonna see you, gonna see you out on Houghton Street, One day, all together, weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re gonna make it, gonna make it â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;One LSEâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;! â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;Lose Yourself In The Unionâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; Look, if you have one shot, or one opportunity, to make LSE everything you ever wanted, One moment, would you capture it? Or just let it slip?

You better lose yourself in the SU, the Union, you own it you better never let it go, <RX RQO\ JHW RQH VKRW GR QRW PLVV \RXU FKDQFH WR VKRZ KRZ HŕŽ&#x2030;HFWLYH \RX FDQ EH RQ &RXUW of Governors yo.

You better lose yourself in the SU, the Union, you own it you better never let it go, You only get one shot do not miss your chance to show, how much money you can raise on RAG Hitchhike bro.

Totally Legit Letters Dear Beaver, I would like to express my disgust over LSEâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s hosting of former Mexican president Salinas de Gortari recently. The school shold not be a second home for corrupt politicians (again)!

Yours in outrage, No-Way JosĂŠ Dear Beaver, Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d like to apologise for the lack of newsworthy activity recently.

Unfortunately club nights and protests have had to be put on the back burner.

â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;Hey Big Donorâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; (Ft LSE RAG) The minute you walked in the joint, I could see you were a fresher of distinction, $ UHDO ELJ GRQRU JHQHURXV ORRNLQJ VR UHŕŽ&#x160;QHG Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m Ragging you senseless, in my mind.

So let me get right to the point, I donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t get lost with every man I see, Hey big donor, Come on RAG gets lost with me?

Yours anxiously, S. A. Week

SOCIETY ANNOUNCEMENTS:

More â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;acceptableâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; LSE chants: The Class Size Chorus: Donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t blame it on the Sabb team 'RQâ&#x20AC;ŤÚ&#x2018;â&#x20AC;ŹW EODPH LW RQ WKH $5& VWDŕŽ&#x2030; Donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t blame it on the SU Blame it on Paul Kelly He just canâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t, he just canâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t, he just canâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t control class sizes!

Conservative Future would like to thank regular AU haunt Zoo Bar for hosting their recent Halloween event. Tacky, overpriced and with a ridiculous entry policy, Conservative Future is the youth with of the Tory party.

Rock and Stoll: Stoll, Stoll wherever he may be, He runs our union competently, With priority campagins and stopping atheists, On Wednesday night heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s always pissed!

LSE SU Lost Cause society will be recuiting volunteers throughout this week to join them on the â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;Save ULUâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; march next week.

ULU President Michael Chessum ZDV VDLG WR EH FRQŕ­˝GHQW WKHLU support could make all the GLŕ­źHUHQFH

This week's edition compiled by Tam Banters FrĂŠdĂŠric Photochopin Col. Honey-Badger Captain Hack Sparrow Peter Lorimer

â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;Is that enriched uranium in your pocket, Director, or are you just pleased to see me?â&#x20AC;&#x2122;

MUSICALS: LSE Conservatives are rumoured to be working on a script for â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;West Side Toryâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;.

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Arsenal: Champions League Contenders?

time in four years.

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With the prospect of Alcololz Awareness Week looming, President Shannon from Drive was asked for his thoughts. Unfortunately he was unavailable to comment, Captain Lee holding his fringe back as he chundered in the gutter and pined for SoCal. The upcoming weekâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s

organisers, the â&#x20AC;&#x2122;There better not be vodka in that cokeâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; Society, were said to be disappointed, one of them allegedly commenting â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;if I canâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t have fun then no-one can.â&#x20AC;&#x2122; Londonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s street cleaners will not be over the Moon with the cricket club, as their Notorious PIG proved himself a Menace by redecorating the pavement outside Zoo. It seems things got a bit heavy naan-ded on Brick Lane. (, ŕŽ&#x160;nally made it! All those nights of going home early with my girlfriend who I absolutely never talk about were worth it! â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Ed.) Willski, his trousers havLQJ GULHG RŕŽ&#x2030; IURP HDUOLHU LQ the week, managed to sneak

his way back into the Tuns.

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ting than usual, Elders proving not to be betters after all.

A baby Found Nemo for the fourth time â&#x20AC;&#x201C; one could say sheâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s got boyle in the bag.

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Monstars (Hitesh Gulati) 700 Points Strutting Edge (Chris Edgington) 625 Points

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SERGE GNABRY (Arsenal)

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