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FEATURE STORY

10 I 50 THINGS YOU MUST EAT

PW’s annual food & drink issue offers a tasting tour of local eateries’ best.

PHILLYNOW

6 I NEWS BRIEFS

In honor of Movember, we present five Philly mustaches.

8 I THE BREAKDOWN

Tara Murtha surveys her N.J. hometown after Hurricane Sandy.

ARTS & CULTURE 18 I CALENDAR

Ms. Lauryn Hill and Nas; Four Hot Men and an Old Lady; Philadelphia Improv Festival and more.

LGBT 22 I ON THE GAYDAR

Leather Pride, Losing the Faith and more LGBT events happening this month in Philly.

FOOD 24 I FORKING STUPID

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STAGE 26 I A FEAST FOR THE EARS

Fabulous storytellers and special guests including Janeane Garofalo come to the First Person Arts Festival.

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PHILLYNOW [FACIAL HAIR FOR A CAUSE]

In Honor of Movember, Here Are 5 Philly Mustaches

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t was free professional razor shaves during Frankford Hall’s happy hour last Thursday. (“Shave the date,” the invite read.) And if you were a little nervous about all that, well, liter drafts were only $10—grow some beer muscles.

But why the occasion? Movember, of course. For the entire month of November, men grow mustaches for a cause: prostate cancer. You know, the cancer that can cause erectile dysfunction, among other embarrassing symptoms that guys don’t really like to think about. “Mo Bros commit to growing a moustache for the 30 days of Movember, and in doing so become walking and talking billboards for the cause. The moustache is our ribbon, the symbol by which we generate conversations, awareness and raise funds for men’s health,” reads the official Movember website.

We like causes. Especially when said causes don’t require too much effort. (Don’t shave = not too much effort.) So in honor of Movember—and a break from election coverage—here are five great Philly mustaches.

1. MIKE SCHMIDT, FORMER PHILLIE No list of sports, Philly sports, mustaches or Philly mustaches would be complete without a mention of Mike Schmidt (at right). I mean, you’ve seen those “Schmidt Happens” T-shirts, right? Dude played his first full season with the Phillies in 1973 (though he was brought up in ’72), and would stay with the team until 1989. In that time, he was a 12-time all-star, eight-time home-run champion, 10-time Gold Glove winner and three-time MVP. Since his retirement, he’s stayed around in baseball, working with the Phillies here and there, getting elected to the Hall of Fame in 1991 and later coaching a minor league Phillies affiliate.

Now, apparently, he’s really into golf. Though not as full (or brown), he still sports the same upper-lip hair he began sporting in the mid’70s.

2. FRAN DUNPHY, TEMPLE BASKETBALL COACH When Dunphy shaved his mustache last December, it was very public and he was very proud. See, he’d made a deal with former Temple player Dionte Christmas: If the guy graduated, Dunphy would shave. He did, and he did. “It’s not a story about me,” Dunphy told the Inquirer at the time. “I’m just proud to be part of these guys’ lives. I’d do it once a year, by the way. I got a text from a former player who said, ‘I’m sure you hope he doesn’t go to grad school. Then what would you have to get rid of?’”

3. J. HAMPTON MOORE, FORMER PHILADELPHIA MAYOR In the 1920s, people weren’t just really worried about being on the verge of losing all their money; they also saw mustaches as incredibly masculine. Just take a look at any

old-timey movie. So, of course, it made sense that Philadelphia decided to elect Republican J. Hampton Moore as mayor in 1920. His facial hair aside, the dude had worked as a reporter for the Philadelphia Public Ledger and the Court Combination from 1881 to 1894, then had multiple jobs within city government thereafter. He would serve as mayor in a second nonconsecutive term, from 1932-1935, during the heart of the Depression. And if you can’t tell from the photo (below; Moore in center), taken at a homeless shelter, dude was quite the humanitarian.

4. THE GUYS FROM MUSTACHES FOR KIDS The aptly named Mustaches for Kids’ Philadelphia chapter (note: not the name of a child porn Internet ring taken from a Law & Order: SVU episode) has raised more than $1 million since its founding in 1999 for children’s charities. They grow mustaches for DonorsChoose. org, Make a Wish, San Francisco Legal Services for Children and the Children’s Hospiral of New Orleans. Taking place between Thanksgiving and Christmas, the growers collect money and hold a pageant for kids at the end.

5. ZACK STALBERG, PRESIDENT AND CEO OF THE COMMITTEE OF SEVENTY Since coming on the job in 2005, Stalberg has become one of the most quoted personalities in Philly media, leading the charge against things like the city’s DROP pension debacle and Voter ID. When applicable, Seventy has led information campaigns on election ballot questions and has provided tools and resources on figuring the basics and complications of the local political arena. Dude’s got a ’stache we must salute. (Randy LoBasso)

>> MIKE SCHMIDT

In the 1920s, people weren’t just really worried about being on the verge of losing all their money; they also saw mustaches as incredibly masculine. >> J. HAMPTON MOORE

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PHILLYNOW // THE BREAKDOWN

Visiting My N.J. Hometown in the Wake of Sandy

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Text and photos by Tara Murtha // tmurtha@philadelphiaweekly.com NION BEACH, N.J. — Union Beach sits on the edge of Raritan Bay in Monmouth County. On a clear day, you can look across the water and see the pale blue outline of New York.

The town’s so small—not even 2 square miles—that it doesn’t have its own high school. It’s the kind of town where you can get a large original pie from Jerzee Boyz pizza shop for $7.99. When I grew up here, I knew everyone who sold you strawberry licorice laces and Big League Chew at Little League games. Parents didn’t worry about their kids riding their bikes alone to Carmen’s deli to buy hand-packed brown bags of Swedish fish. Friends’ parents were truck drivers, police dispatchers and bank tellers.

Before Hurricane Sandy, the town consisted of approximately 2,700 houses. Since Hurricane Sandy, at least 100 homes are already completely gone—punched into smithereens by a wall of water that surged out of the bay—and many more will need to be demolished. Almost every home in the town is damaged. But attention is largely focused on New York and smashed-boardwalk Jersey tourist towns to the south—not small working-class communities like Union Beach.

Michael Harriott, 62, emergency management coordinator for Union Beach, has lived here all of his life. He snorts when asked if the rumors are true that the president and governor will be here today. “We haven’t had the governor here,” he says. “They all fly over and then they take off.”

The other rampant rumor is of missing people and deaths. Everyone has a number they’ve heard—“15 dead, 22 missing”—but no one has names. “We have no loss of life in Union Beach,” says Harriott. The police officials say the same, though a cop on the street told me that he heard about six deaths.

Harriott says there were, however, many close calls. “We had people … going up into their attics to hide. You can imagine if we didn’t get there… there’s nowhere to go from there.”

The town’s grade school was damaged so badly that students will be heading back to class at Holy Family School, the recently closed Catholic grammar school across the highway in Hazlet. A teacher who didn’t want to be identified said she heard that it could be three to six months before the school building re-opens.

Harriott wonders how many families will even stick around.

“They said [the new school] might be set up in two weeks, but in two weeks you might not have people living in town,” says senior deputy of emergency management John Harriott, 57, who is Michael’s brother-in-law.

“So how are you setting up school if you don’t have the kids living here?”

Traffic lights are out for miles, stores are empty and the line for gas can be up to four hours long. People are waiting in line at Romeo’s pizza to buy hot meals—cash only— and shopping in Target for clothes and boots by flashlight.

The top two-thirds of a small blue house that was ripped off its foundation sits in the weeds behind Scholer Park. On the other side of the park, the remnants of another house that used to be somewhere else lies in a crumpled heap; the roof rests like a paperback book on top of the pile of splintered boards. A house sits in the middle of Union Avenue. Water scraped the bricks off the facade of the Veterans Association building.

The damage is worse closer to the shore.

On these houses, spray-paint slashes means authorities have already searched for bodies.

A red sticker means the house is condemned.

Sets of concrete steps leading to nowhere mean the house has been tossed to another part of town or was washed out in the bay.

The Harriotts are driving around trying to make sure that people don’t try to re-enter homes to salvage belongings without an official escort. They just caught a guy trying to reenter what’s left of a home on Brook Avenue, one of the worst hit.

“If that collapses on him and nobody knows he’s in there, then what?” asks Harriott, before yelling out the window at the man, who told him he wanted to pick his microwave up from the curb before making a break for the house.

The Harriotts have been working for four days on little sleep. They’ve been coordinating Red Cross meals coming in, and pulling shredded American flags from out of the rubble and storing them in the back of the truck so they can dispose of them “respectfully.” Between tasks, they drive around town checking in on friends and acquaintances.

Bob and Maryann live just west of Florence Avenue, about four blocks from the water. “It was unreal. Remember in 1963?” says Bob. “That was Hurricane Donna. It was bad but still not as bad as this.” Bob and Maryann say they have no idea where to begin assessing the damage to their house. John Harriott says

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“I have [taken] damage assessment [classes] for FEMA and the Red Cross,” says John.

“I’ve been to school for it, and I [don’t] know where to start.”

Over on Lorillard Avenue, Pat Klich is waiting for a FEMA representative. While she waits, she pulls the filthy wet remains of her belongings out of her house and makes a pile on the curb. Huge mounds of rugs, furniture and appliances spill into every street all over town.

The garbage pile is almost bigger than the house. Despite being lifted off the foundation, the small house still has a poster of Justin Bieber’s face hanging on the front, a reminder of her three grand-daughters who used to live with her along with her husband and their daughter. Since the storm, the children have been staying with relatives in Pennsylvania.

The Klich family has been here for 22 years.

“This is my life,” Pat says through tears, gesturing at the pile of water-logged garbage.

Her husband defied the township’s evacuation orders and stayed behind in the house.

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yanked him out the door and threw him into a telephone pole across the street. “My back is killing me,” he says. “The water just came up. It was so fast.”

Like many other residents, the Kliches heard that President Obama was here, or is coming. They say they haven’t seen a politician, a newspaper reporter or a disaster relief representative from the outside. The National Guard is there to deter looters.

“Nothing’s being said about this town,” says Stacey Klich, 23, one of the Kliches’ daughters. “I know it’s a small town, but its good people.”

“They’re only talking about the areas that bring in money,” says her sister, Jen. “I want to say something,” says Pat. “The cops in this town and the first responders in this town, are the bomb … they’re being kind to us, and not nasty. I just wanted to say that in case no one else does.”

“We have more than some people, and we’re going to rebuild,” she adds. “Just someplace else. n

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in philly ere’s what we love about food in Philadelphia: everything. No, seriously. From the street vendor’s commonest cheesesteak to the most subtly spiced French-Asian hybrid delicacy, it’s all good. But some of it? Some of it is awesome. So here are 50 suggestions for dishes, ranging from sophisticated to speedy, that you’ve just got to try—whether you’re in town for the day or here for keeps.

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50 THINGS you must EAT in philly MEAT & FISH FRIED CHICKEN AT FEDERAL DONUTS

1219 S. Second St. 267.687.8258. federaldonuts.com Why it’s great: It’s a gusty move indeed to try to bring the heretofore niche glories of Korean fried chicken ($9–$17) to the masses, but that’s exactly what Federal Donuts has done here, and with gusto. Shattering skin, incomprehensibly moist flesh, and a use of spice unrivaled anywhere.

What to have with it: Doughnuts, of course ($1.25–$2 each). OK, not with them, but afterward. And it doesn’t matter what kind, either: Indian cinnamon, Creamsicle, vanilla-lavender and more. They’re all hot, unexpectedly complex miracles.

BEER-BATTERED FISH AND CHIPS AT DANDELION

ROAST PORK AND ROAST DUCK NOODLE SOUP AT SANG KEE

238 N. 9th St. 215.925.7532. sangkeechinatown.com Why it’s great: The hangover remedy of choice for a generation of Philadelphians is as good today as it’s ever been. The honeysweet pork, the funky cuts of duck, the fat globules glistening atop the broth: It’s a better remedy for a rough night out or a cold winter afternoon than any over-thecounter medication. Cheaper, too. ($7.25) What to have with it: Hair of the dog: Beer. An ice-cold Tsingtao alongside this is perfect. So, too, is an accompanying dish of fried wontons.

TACOS AT TAQUERIA LA VERACRUZANA

908 Washington Ave. 215.465.1440.

Why it’s great: It’s hard to find a better way to spend $6 than on these three soft-shell beauties. My go-to selection includes al pastor (with pineapple), casing-less chorizo

PIG’S HEAD AT ALLA SPINA

1410 Mt. Vernon St. 215.600.0017. allaspinaphilly.com Why it’s great: Because it’s a whole pig’s head, that’s why. Because all the little succulent bits and pieces that you usually don’t get a chance to chow on—the nubs behind the mandible, the tongue like a piece of candy, the pillowy, almost gamy eyeballs. And because with its glistening, taut skin, it’s a pork-lover’s fantasy come to life.

What to have with it: Beer. Or lambrusco.

Just make sure there are bubbles and enough acid or bitterness to slice through all that succulence.

CHEESESTEAK PRETZEL AT PHILLY PRETZEL FACTORY

1532 Sansom St., 215.569.3988, phillysoftpretzelfactory.com Why it’s great: If we were recommending, in and of themselves, those archetypal Philly street foods, the cheesesteak or pretzel—and we will soon—we’d send you elsewhere. But what if you want the sublime experience of having a hot, gooey Philly cheesesteak baked right goddamn inside your pretzel? Here’s a hint: You do. ($3.50) What to have with it: The Factory’s just a take-out counter, so pop a few doors down the block and pick up one of the city’s best milkshakes at 500 Degrees. Recommended: chocolate banana ($5.75) or dulche ($5.50).

CHICKEN AND WAFFLES AT SBRAGA

440 S. Broad St. 215.735.1913. sbraga.com Why it’s great: Part of the new “breakfast at dinner” menu at Sbraga, this is reason enough to skip your real breakfast and hold out the 12 hours until dinnertime. The chicken itself is majestic—textbook crust, generous meat—but laid atop the waffle and dragged through the foie gras butter, it’s astounding.

What to have with it: Spirits magician Anwar Morgan mixed up, tableside, a maple-bacon rye manhattan that echoed even more flavors of the breakfast table, and re-imagined one of the great cocktails in a wholly new, thoroughly exciting way.

LARDO PIZZA AT BARBUZZO

110 S. 13th St. 215.546.9300.

barbuzzo.com/barbuzzo Why it’s great: Anything with “lardo” in the name is OK by me, but this pie sails even beyond the majestically succulent heights its name implies. And while the combination of hen-of-the-woods mushrooms, taleggio, rosemary and artichoke is near perfect, it’s the lardo cured in-house that blasts it all into the stratosphere. ($14) What to have with it: A brightly acidic red wine or, perhaps even better, a hoppy beer to cut through those pieces of lardo.

BONE MARROW AT BIBOU

1009 S. 8th St. 215.965.8290. biboubyob.com Why it’s great: Sauteed with homemade breadcrumbs, a gorgeous selection of mushrooms that changes regularly, shallots, garlic, parsley and heaping portion of love, this bone-canoe plating is toe-curlingly delicious. If there’s one dish in the city worth demolishing your cholesterol count for, this is it. ($24) What to have with it: Wine, wine and more wine. (Bibou is a BYOB.) There are a number of directions you could go with this dish: A crisp white to cut through the food’s richness, an earthy red to pair with it, or a glass of Champagne, which to me seems just about the perfect choice.

ANY BURGER AT PUB & KITCHEN

1946 Lombard St. 215.545.0350. thepubandkitchen.com Why they’re great: The burgers here are reliably among the best in the city. And unlike so many others, these are all about the quality of the beef, not necessarily the baroque-ness of the toppings.

What to have with them: It’s a tough call here, but you can’t go wrong with a perfectly poured beer from their always interesting selection, or—and I’m generally not really a big proponent of cocktails with dinner—a barrel-aged manhattan, which really is that spectacular.

CRABFRIES AT CHICKIE’S & PETE’S

Various locations. chickiesandpetes.com Why it’s great: French fries with a chokeworthy helping of Old Bay seasoning can be found masquerading as Crabfries® on many menus around town, but the trademarked original lives at Chickie’s & Pete’s. Each basket of crispy-yet-soft deepfried potatoes is bathed in a secret blend of delicious spices that stick to every nook and cranny of the crinkly-cut fries. Once it was served with only one measly cup of their pour-it-all-over-anything-you-order white

cheese sauce, but the owners have finally come to their senses and doubled up the helping with each order. You’re welcome.

What to have with it: Who cares? TWO servings of cheese sauce!

EL RANCHERO AT SAZON

941 Spring Garden St. 215.763.2500. sazonrestaurant.com Why it’s great: It’s not just that this Mexican-style scramble is appealing to carnivores and veggie lovers alike, loaded with spicy chorizo, red and green peppers, jalapeños, onions and tomatoes. The real draw at this delightful Venezuelen BYOB is the quality of the ingredients. Chef Judith Suzarra-Campbell cooks exclusively with olive oil, locally raised free-range eggs, local dairy and produce, and has an extensive corn-based gluten-free menu. ($11.)

What to have with it: A mug of drinking chocolate made by Judy’s husband Bob, the “chocolate alchemist.” Try the Clasico (with five different cacao beans) or El Orgasmo (come to me, peanut butter, Kahlua and fresh banana). (Prices vary.)

CHARBROILED PORK BANH MI AT PHO CALI

1000 Arch St. 215.629.1888.

Why it’s great: The price of these forearmlong sandwiches recently went up ... to still less than $5. For that almost inconceivably low number, you get a generous helping of sweet-smoky pork, crisp pickled vegetables, and a bun toasted so perfectly that the crumb is still moist inside the wafer-thin warmth of the crust.

What to have with it: Sriracha. Not too much, of course, but a generous squiggle will set up the other flavors nicely.

BRAISED CHICKEN AND BISCUITS WITH HERBS AT THE MILDRED

824 S. Eighth St. 267.687.1600. the-mildred.com Why it’s great: For $8, what you get is a filling, hearty cast-iron skillet of poultry love, replete with biscuits of greater soulfulness than most ever achieve. More, please!

What to have with it: A beer would be great, but a glass of amontillado or oloroso sherry, or even a slightly oxidized-tasting white, would be perfect. (Note: Brian Freedman consulted on the beverage program at The Mildred.) And make sure you get a basket of homemade bread to sop up all the wonderful leftovers sticking to the bottom of the dish.

THE CATALAN EXPRESS LUNCH AT AMADA

217-219 Chestnut St. 215.625.2450. amadarestaurant.com

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124 S. 18th St. 215.558.2500. thedandelionpub.com Why it’s great: In a world where so many versions of this English classic are flaccid and vaguely depressing, Dandelion’s Chatham cod is meaty and perfectly crunchy, and the fries—well, they are what all potatoes wish to become when they die. ($19.50) What to have with it: A beer, preferably one of the hand-pumped casks here. Cellartemperature ale with a great plate of fish and chips is one of the top pairings in the world.

with its oil glistening at the surface, and jalapeño rellenos, whose queso fresco filling is almost—but not quite—enough to balance out the heat of that pepper.

What to have with it: Jarritos Tamarindo soda, and an order of the silky guacamole with just-oily-enough tortilla chips.

50 THINGS you must EAT in philly Why it’s great: Not only is the price right—$14.50 for soup and either a sandwich or salad, plus an iced tea or soda—but the options are more than generous. I love the skirt steak pepito sandwich with Cabrales cheese and gorgeously caramelized onions preceded by caldo gallego, a Galician stew of ham and beans.

What to have with it: It may not be included, but since you’re saving so much money on the lunch itself, spring for a class of wine, preferably something crisp and refreshing, to wash it all down. Just because it’s midday doesn’t mean a drink is verboten.

HONEY DEAN SAUSAGE AT HONEY’S SIT ‘N EAT

800 N. 4th St. 215.925.1150. honeyssitneat.com Why it’s great: There’s no shortage of great ground-meat products in this city, but this one ($3) is consistently one of the best. It’s an innocent-looking patty that packs a serious punch, the honey sweetness balanced out by a gentle spicy tingle. Dragged through a fried egg’s yolk at breakfast, it’s possibly the simplest, most heartfelt forkful you’ll eat all day.

What to have with it: The potato latke ($2.50), a fried wedge of crispety-crunchety carbolicious goodness.

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CHINESE FIVE SPICED PEKING DUCK BREAST AT BISTRO 7

7 N. 3rd St. 215.931.1560. bistro7restaurant.com Why it’s great: There’s a reason that Chef Michael O’Halloran’s Old City standout has been around for so long: Because it’s so consistently, remarkably good. And this dish embodies much of what makes it so: Generous seasoning, perfect cooking temps and the kind of complex flavor that keep you coming back for far more bites than you probably really need. ($32) What to have with it: Find a bottle of good Pinot Noir, or a Bordeaux with a couple of years of age to it, pop the corks, and don’t get up till your plate is clean and the bottle is empty.

BEER BRINED PORK LOIN AT PROHIBITION TAPROOM

501 N. 13th St. 215.238.1818. theprohibitiontaproom.com Why it’s great: If there was a zombie aporkalypse—we know, the thought of a post-bacon world is just too much to bear—you’d better damn well try to find this sammich before it’s too late. The combination of the serrano chili spread (yes, it’s spicy, go with it), caramelized onions,

aged cheddar and a side of jus makes this, in our opinion, the best, most creative and most filling sandwich in town. ($11) What to have with it: One of the many interesting and delicious beers on Prohibition’s ever-rotating tap.

RED WINE BRAISED SHORT RIB AT R2L

50 S. 16th St. 215.564.5337. r2lrestaurant.com Why it’s great: Chef Daniel Stern’s smart twists on classic dishes result in some of the most lusty, delicious meat courses in town. This one is as rib-sticking and soulsatisfying as any of them. ($32) What to have with it: A glass of rich red wine, preferably at sunset—the restaurant, on the 37th floor of Two Liberty Place, offers some of the most stunning views in Philadelphia.

ANY PLATTER AT LITTLE DELICIOUS

4821 Woodland Ave. 215.729.4911 Why it’s great: ’Cause, dammit, any time you can get this much sure-to-satisfy Jamaican food, you eat, not ask questions.

The chicken—either jerk, curry or stew—is fall-off-the-bone tender, the goat and oxtail so succulent, you’ll cry; all of it with sauce for days, enough to nicely coat your rice and peas and spicily flavor whatever other sides you were wise enough to choose. A large platter ($10 to $12) will feed two people, unless one of you’s extra greedy.

What to have with it: Ice-cold ginger beer, of course, or one of their specialty punches, like peanut, pineapple or sorrel.

SHRIMP PIL PIL AT DMITRI’S

795 S. Third St. / 2227 Pine St. / 944 N. Second St. dmitrisrestaurant.com Why it’s great: I transform into that crazy old man at the corner diner when I enter Dmitri’s, ordering the same exact dishes every time, taking note if anything has changed. Sauteed crisp with just enough spice to cool down with a chunk of feta or pita, the shrimp pil pil means warm cozy homey-ness on a chilly night in Philly. ($12) What to have with it: Greek salad with greens ($8.50), octopus ($12), hummus ($7.50).

FOIE GRAS AT LE BEC FIN

1523 Walnut St. 215.567.1000. lebecfin.com Why it’s great: The preparation changes, but the kitchen’s aptitude with this most maligned ingredient is second to none. I recently enjoyed it seared, and its tightrope walk between sweet and earthy, between snappy and unctuous, was worthy of the Cirque du Soleil. Amazing, really. (Part of the

prix fixe menu) What to have with it: Wine, preferably sweet, preferably French. And if you have the chance to enjoy it with a Sauternes, jump at it.

BONCHON KOREAN FRIED CHICKEN AT CAFE SOHO

468 W. Cheltenham Ave. 215.224.6800.

Why it’s great: Few things in life justify a long car ride with more payoff than great fried chicken. Cafe SoHo is no different. It’s about a 20-minute ride from Old City and 25 from Center City, and worth every gallon of gas it takes. The skin is a marvel of delicacy, and the garlic soy version will rock your world like Axl Rose did back in 1992.

What to have with it: More chicken. I’m reluctant to recommend eating anything else here, because it’ll take up valuable chicken room in your stomach. And that would be a crime.

SPICY RUB TUNA AT VERDAD

818 West Lancaster Ave., Bryn Mawr.

610.520.9100. verdadrestaurant.com Why it’s great: Forty-nine of the items on this list are from within Philadelphia’s city limits. We’re cheating this one because, Bryn Mawr or not, Verdad’s tapas are just that good. The spicy tuna rub is a perfect example, with avocado, tomato and red onion lending not just flavor but aesthetic beauty.

What to have with it: Kobe beef tacos, featuring ground wagyu, queso, figs, jalapeño and pico, are out of this world ($10).

FRIED RICE WITH KING CRAB MEAT AT CHABAA THAI

4371 Main St. 215.483.1979. chabaathai.com Why it’s great: Jasmine rice, fresh cucumbers and cilantro bring a sparkling lightness to one of Chef Moon Krapugthong’s signature seafood dishes. Manayunk might be more popularly known as a weekend beerdrinking ‘hood, but Chabaa Thai’s elegant dining room is a quiet treasure. ($18) What to have with it: Go classic: crispy vegetable spring rolls ($5) and a Thai iced tea.

CHEESESTEAK AT PHILIP’S STEAKS

2234 West Passyunk Ave. 215.755.4820 Why it’s great: Any tourists reading? OK, so here’s what you ought to know: We don’t go to Pat’s or Geno’s. Not regularly, anyway— those are the designated out-of-towner magnets. There are lots of great local cheesesteak joints, and frankly, the $5 offerings by the street cart vendors are among the most reliable—but if we’re to pick a steakmonger with real South Philly cred, it’s Philip’s: soft Italian roll, foot-long, terrific sliced ribeye.

What to have with it: A root beer and this week’s new Spider-Man comics. Or maybe that’s just us.

VEGGIE ETC. SPICY CRISPY CUCUMBER AT HAN DYNASTY 108 Chestnut St. 215.922.1888. handynasty.net Why it’s great: After all the (literal) fireworks of the spice heat from so much of the rest of the menu, these red-glistening cucumbers find the perfect balance between hot and soothing. They serve as respite and focal point in equal measure— not bad for $6.95.

What to have with it: My personal go-to is the dry pepper chicken ($13.95)—crispy, crunchy, and studded with ginger and garlic—but the pickled vegetable and pork soup ($6.95) also works beautifully. Mainly, though, have it with a beer—crisp, bright and not too high in alcohol.

MALAI KOFTA AT TIFFIN 710 W. Girard Ave. 215.922.1297. tiffin.com Why it’s great: Not every Indian menu features these sweet dumplings, made from vegetable dough, nuts and raisins. Tiffin serves them in a heavenly, creamy cashew sauce, abundant enough that you can also dip your naan aplenty while wondering if you’re eating dinner or dessert. ($12.)

What to have with it: If you’re eating the malai kofta as your main course, pair it with a less-rich appetizer, such as the onion bhaji (onions/potato/spinach fritters, $3.50). Or, if you need some meat in your meal, share the malai kofta as a side dish to your mirchi tikka (spicy BBQ chicken cubes with green chilies, $14).

TOASTS AT VERNICK FOOD & DRINK 2031 Walnut St. 267.639.6644. vernickphilly.com Why they’re great: What seem so simple on paper become little tours de forces of flavor and technical accomplishment. There are half a dozen options to choose from, but the veg-friendly ones, like fromage blanc with pickled cherries, or charred spinach and leeks, are just remarkable. ($6–$14) What to have with them: Use these as starter courses while you’re perusing the rest of the fantastically appealing menu.

From sea to land, this is a restaurant whose already delicious-sounding menu is actually even more impressive once you start eating.

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50 THINGS you must EAT in philly VEGETARIAN CHEESESTEAK WRAP AT SOY CAFÉ

630 N. 2nd St. 215-922-1003 Why it’s great: You know what the worst part about being a vegetarian is? All the fake meat. Everyone says their meat tastes like authentic cheesesteak, and they’re.

All. LIARS. Except the Soy Café. They’ve got a meat-free cheesesteak wrap—on your choice of wheat, veggie or sun-dried tomato flavor wrap, packed with veggies and a tangy, spicy soy-based mayonnaise— which drips with grease and tastes like it’s really bad for you. ($7.50) What to have with it: Vitamin Water. Both make you feel like you’re doing something healthy when you’re not.

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THE CHEESE PLATES AT TALULA’S GARDEN

210 W. Washington Sq. 215.592.7787. talulasgarden.com What makes it great: Aimee Olexy is justifiably renowned for her knowledge of and passion for cheese. At her Washington Square restaurant, an ever-changing rotation of cheese plates includes selections both familiar and exotic. ($5 each or $16–$20 for plates) What to have with it: The cheesemongers at the Garden are some of the best in town, and their selection of house-crafted accompaniments—candied nuts, jams and chutneys—accomplish the impossible: making great cheese taste even better than it already does. (Accompaniments included.)

INDIAN RED LOPEZ GUACAMOLE AT EL VEZ

121 S. 13th St. 215.928.9800. elvezrestaurant.com Why it’s great: Do you think the chefs at El Vez look at avocados and say, “Man, the things I’d do to you …”? Because, seriously, this place clearly respects and loves guacamole. For one, it offers seven different preparations. The traditional El Vez ($13) easily impresses, but the Red Lopez takes guac lovers to places they’ve never been.

First of all, and actually second of all, it’s got spicy crab in it. Fresh pieces of lump crab.

OMG. ($17.)

What to have with it: Either the Macho Nachos (with steak, $11.5) or the Nacho Mamma (no meat, $9). Wash it all down with a frozen blood orange margarita. Yeah, yeah, winter’s coming, but watch how fast this thing warms you up. ($9 for a glass; $36 for a pitcher.)

ALOO AUR PAPRI CHAT AT EKTA

250 E. Girard Ave. 215.426.2277. ektaindianrestaurant.com

What it’s great: I don’t know how they do it, but even a delivery aloo aur papri chat from Ekta keeps its composure: The lentil wafers stay crunchy, the tamarind and yogurt fail to soggify everything else, and the potato cubes and chickpeas remain cool and toothsome. ($4.99.) As for the flavor, it’s a tangy-sweet-and-sour wonder, a perfect app for two, and a great partner to an IPA. What to have with it: Follow up this chaat with an order of creamy, dusk-colored butter chicken ($13.99) or an unexpectedly spicy version of saag aur paneer ($11.99).

BAKED BEANS AT BLUE BELLY BBQ

600 Catherine St. 215.238.0615. bluebellybbq.com Why it’s great: Unlike the one-note sweetness of the beans at so many BBQ joints, these are complicated by an ethereal swirl of smoke and studded with fennel seeds for perfume. ($4) What to have with it: The St. Louis-style ribs ($16), their dry rub charred at the edges from the flame of the grill. Or any of the sandwiches on the menu. Also a side of red slaw. Followed by Maalox and a nap ... just like all great BBQ requires.

PICKLES AT STATESIDE

1536 E. Passyunk Ave. 215.551.2500. statesidephilly.com Why they’re great: Philly is a city that’s really embraced with whole artisanal pickle thing, and few restaurants have done so with more vinegary gusto than Stateside, whose selection ranges from beets to carrots and beyond. Each is a perfect little example of creatively spiced snack heaven. ($4) What to have with them: The foie gras terrine ($15) wraps its richness around the pickles’ high-toned vinegar like a Snuggie, but the Amish chicken breast ($21) is also a nice option, a great example of the heights that comfort food can achieve.

BLACK BEAN TACOS AT CANTINA DOS SEGUNDOS

931 N. 2nd St. 215-629-0500. cantinadossegundos.com Why it’s great: Dos Segundos’ daily menu features 11 options for tacos, burritos or chimichangas, three of which—black bean, vegan beef and vegetable—are great for vegetarians. The black beans slipped between the small double-stacked corn tortillas have only a slight Mexican flavor, if any. But the toppings take it home: cheese, lettuce, tomato, onions, jalepenos, sour cream, guacamole and whatever hot sauce

the wait staff stuck on your table. ($8 plus toppings) What to have with it: A Kenzinger. Tacos and beer go pretty well together. Might as well make it a good one.

SHEEP’S MILK RICOTTA AT PIZZERIA STELLA

420 S. 2nd St. 215.320.8000. starr-restaurant.com/stella Why it’s great: It arrives looking simple enough: A snowy mound of cheese and a plate of innocent flatbreads. But then you dip the chewy, rosemary-perfumed bread into that ricotta, itself as light and delicate as cheese gets. The creaminess wraps around your tongue. The rosemary lingers.

You’re addicted: Don’t bother fighting it. ($10) What to have with it: A glass of Verdicchio ($8) and an hour of time to enjoy this at a sidewalk table.

HUMMUS AT ZAHAV

237 St. James Place. 215.625.8800. zahavrestaurant.com Why it’s great: Because the selection of hummus here ($8 or $12) will forever make you rethink the supposedly humble chickpea. Try them all: With warm favas, with tehina, with garlic and butter. You’ll never be able to go back to the storebought stuff again.

What to have with it: The hummus here is a great start to any meal, no matter what it consists of. Personally, I love to follow it up with something on the meaty end of the spectrum, like merguez with shallots, figs and cilantro ($12).

VEGGIE BURGER AT NATIONAL MECHANICS

22 S. Third St. 215.701.4883. nationalmechanics.com Why it’s great: National Mechanics doesn’t slip you weak-ass faux meat—they serve up a burger that’s proud to be made of julienned veggies. It’s solid, it’s robust, it’s freaking tasty, and it comes alongside a heap of steak fries. ($9) What to have with it: The hummus plate ($8) and a Guinness, or whatever rotating craft beer on tap comes recommended.

TONNARELLI CACIO E PEPE AT AMIS

412 S. 13th St. 215.732.2647. amisphilly.com Why it’s great: Classic Italian cooking is predicated on simplicity and great ingredients. This pasta dish ($14) embodies that impeccably. And while it really is as straightforward as the name implies—pasta with pecorino and pepper—the interaction

of each with the others lifts this seemingly humble plate of noodles to levels of flavor that even most steaks rarely achieve.

What to have with it: Ask your waiter or sommelier to pair a wine that you’ve never heard of before, from a grape variety that means nothing to you and from a region that may as well be on the moon. The combination and sense of discovery will be phenomenal.

RADICCHIO PIE AT PITRUCO PIZZA

33rd & Arch or 10th & Fitzwater (check Twitter @pitrucopizza for locations). 484.602.5454. pitrucopizza.com Why it’s great: It takes guts to rig up a pizza oven to the back of a truck. Even more to try to turn out great pies (which Pitruco does).

But to serve up one with braised radicchio, reduced balsamic, wild mushrooms and a perfect hit of parmesan and mozzarella, and have it be one of the top pies in town?

That’s little short of alchemy. ($9) What to have with it: Your beverage choices are fairly limited here, but Pitruco sells one of my favorite carbonated ones around: San Pellegrino Chinotto, a bitter, citrusy drink that more Philadelphians should be enjoying.

DESSERT CHEESECAKE AT VEDGE

1221 Locust St. 215.320.7500. vedgerestaurant.com Why it’s great: So many reasons. It’s dense and light and not too sweet. Its crust informs the flavor of each bite without overwhelming it. And it’s vegan, which both boggles the mind and reaffirms our collective faith, like so much else at this remarkable restaurant, that vegan food can be truly game-changing. ($9) What to have with it: A cup of coffee, followed by an after-dinner drink from the excellent selection that’s been assembled here. Because believe it or not, you’ll be full and satisfied at the end of your meal here, and a sip to settle it all down is a good idea.

JEAN’S ROAD TRIP CUPCAKE AT BROWN BETTY DESSERT BOUTIQUE

Various locations. brownbettydesserts.com Why it’s great: The cupcake craze doesn’t seem to be slowing down. And yet so many red velvets we’ve tried in this town—we won’t name names—have just been too dry.

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237 St. James Place. 215.625.8800. zahavrestaurant.com Why it’s great: Halva, like most Middle Eastern and Indian desserts, isn’t necessarily a widely appreciated sweettooth satiation. Chickpeas, too, probably wouldn’t come to mind for an after-dinner treat. Yet these are the two ingredients that make this dessert sing. Normally dense and pasty, halva is transformed here into a light and airy mousse, complemented by delicate chickpea pralines. Served in a glass like a parfait, the result is an incredible layering of flavors and textures that will leave you wondering what America’s fascination with chocolate is all about. ($8) What to have with it: A New Year’s Jerusalem Cocktail, with apple cider, walnut and sparkling wine. ($10.)

s’Mores Deluxe Cookie at insoMnia Cookies

Various locations. 877.632.6654. insomniacookies.com Why it’s great: Here’s the thing about cookies: The traditional chocolate chip is as dull as the newfangled flavors are ridiculous. (Bacon cookies? Really? Is it still 2006?) Insomia Cookies finds the sweet spot: The S’mores Deluxe is a warm, gooey chocolate disc with hunks of chocolate, graham crackers and marshmallow—crispy on the outside but perfectly underdone in the center. Bonus: Insomnia delivers all across town till 3 a.m. ($2.50) What to have with it: A huge scoop of Basset’s vanilla ice cream and a container of milk ($2.25).

sweet potato pie at lawrenCe Bakery

423 W. Girard Ave. 215.232.0638 Why it’s great: It’s sweet potato pie, for crissakes. But better than that, it’s the kind of buttery, vanilla- and cinnamon-laden treat that, if you’re lucky, Big Mama makes by the half-dozen during the holidays.

Lawrence not only sells ’em by the pie— and boy, do they go quickly—but also by the quarter, the perfect slice to chase off the munchies.

What to have with it: Coffee you picked up on the way. It isn’t a sit-and-eat kind of spot.

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Why it’s great: It’s the crème de la crème of pot de crèmes in this town and a menu staple ever since the doors first opened. The key is in the combination of bittersweet chocolate and slightly nutty malt sweetener, coaxed into silky smoothness over three hours in a stovetop water bath. Confection perfection. ($8) What to have with it: Stopped in just for a romantic dessert? Have your s.o. share the Pierre Robert: French triple cream with ginger-plum jam, pine nut brittle and local honeycomb ($15).

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16th & Sansom sts. / 19th & Market sts. /19th & Spruce sts. / eatmarathon.com Why it’s great: Three fluffy, buttery pancakes the size of your face are stuffed with chocolate chip cookie dough and topped with powdered sugar and whipped cream. Each dense bite creates a chocolate explosion in your mouth. ($8.50) What to have with it: Two slices of crispy Applewood bacon ($2.75) create the perfect combination of salty and sweet.

stoCk Market CrunCH sunDae at Franklin Fountain

116 Market St. 215.627.1899. franklinfountain.com Why it’s great: I’ve yet to have a non-great sundae at this Old City stalwart, but this is my go-to: Rocky road ice cream, pretzel bits, PB sauce, and as much love as you can enjoy with a spoon.

What to have with it: Absolutely nothing: Everything is already there.

aDult MilksHakes at trolley Car Diner

7619 Germantown Ave. 215.753.1500. trolleycardiner.com Why it’s great: It’s one thing to order a milkshake that’s full of chocolate, banana and Kahlua. It’s another to actually receive said milkshake and realize it’s the size of two large milkshakes and it’s got a damn lot of booze in it. ($7.50) What to have with it: An appropriately themed match is the Trolley Car’s “grown-up mac ‘n’ cheese” ($13.95): penne tossed with sweet shrimp in a seafood cheddar sauce. n the time is upon us for pw’s sixth annual taste of philly event! Come out and enjoy primo dishes and drink samples from some of the city’s most delicious restaurants on wed., nov. 14, at the Crystal tea room. tickets are only $25 through tues., nov. 13—purchase online at philadelphiaweekly.com/ taste2012—or $35 at the door.

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PHILADELPHIA IMPROV FESTIVAL

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FOUR HOT MEN AND AN OLD LADY

SHARP Dance Company will debut two nights of new material in Four Hot Men and an Old Lady. While Diane Sharp-Nachsin, SHARP’s artistic director, is hardly old, the four men in question are definitely hot. Steven Vaughn (Parsons Dance Company); Charles Tyson (Underground Danceworks); Kevin Ferguson (Doug Elkins Dance Company); and Joe Cotler (Koresh Dance Company) have choreographed new works for this home season performance. SharpNachsin will debut a piece called White Rabbit, which will be part of Aquarian Exposition: A Trip Back to the Original Woodstock in this spring’s Philadelphia International Festival of the Arts. Eight dancers will bring these unique pieces to life at the beloved Painted Bride.

This is a showcase that is not to be missed, if not for the dance, then definitely for the hot men.

KATELYNN HARTMAN

8pm. $15-$25. Through Nov. 10.

The Painted Bride Arts Center, 230 Vine St. 215.880.2306. sharpdance.org

Kicking off a month-long comedy extravaganza, the Philly Improv Festival returns for its eighth year, hosting five consecutive nights of shows featuring a mix of Philly’s best improvisational talents, as well as several out-of-town acts from some of the most distinguished comedy institutions in the country. Split between two shows, tonight’s lineup includes Philly Improv Theater house teams Hot Dish and Davenger, along with local indie troupes Rintersplit, Neilson and Beauty School Dropouts, a female trio from Toronto.

You’ll also get to sit in on a hilariously awkward first date, compliments of local group Chaperone.

Should you like what you see, you’ll have plenty of chances to see more of it. Headlining the festival on Saturday is Austin-based troupe Live Nude Improv, which incorporates a bit of bare flesh into its spur-of-the-moment storytelling. NICOLE FINKBINER 7:30pm and 9pm. Through Nov. 11. $10-$20.

Prince Music Theater, 1412 Chestnut St. 267.441.4780. phlcomedy.com [MUSIC]

MS. LAURYN HILL + NAS

Is she just eccentric or way ahead of her time? Call Ms. Lauryn Hill both. As the rapper/singer/actress heads to Philadelphia—her first appearance since ripping the Parkway as the best surprise on the Roots’ “Welcome America” stage on Independence Day—it’s hard to predict just which one you’ll get.

The multiple Grammy winner parlayed success with the Fugees into international superstardom, then disappeared to raise her six children. Since then, her career track and public appearances have been erratic, but, as proven by her July 4th set, the magic that made 1998’s The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill is still strong. As for Nasir Jones, the rap star was in fine form at his recent Philly show on the Heineken Red Star Access tour, running through throwbacks and new joints with equal verve. From youngest in charge to mature elder statesman, Nas continues to move into hip-hop history with Life Is Good, one of the standout releases in a standout career. Expect a rare live duet from this dynamic duo on their 1996 hit collab “If I Ruled The World.” TONYA PENDLETON 8:30pm. $59.50-63. With Jhene Aiko. Electric Factory, 421 N. Seventh St. 215.627.1332. electricfactory.info

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Kathleen Volk-Miller of the Painted Bride Quarterly, co-owners of L’Etage Jim Caiola and David Salama and comedian, booker and all-around great guy Corey Cohen, will espouse Philadelphia’s finest tale-teller with the gift of eternal bragging rights. ABIGAIL BRULEY 8-10pm. $20. Christ Church Neighborhood House, 20 N. American St. 215.922.1695. firstpersonarts.org [MUSIC]

TAME IMPALA

Hailing from Perth, Western Australia, the wonderfully named Tame Impala are a band on a mission, seemingly hell-bent on recreating a slice of the late ‘60s where speaker blowing, mind expanding, sun-kissed psyche-rock is the order of the day, and all is impossibly groovy with the world. Theirs is an internal universe where everything sounds better with a head full of hallucinogens, drums are looped and phased into infinity, and vast armies of guitars surge back and forth and sideways to agreeably disorientating effect. Of course, those of a more jaded disposition would be well within their rights to dismiss all of this tripped-out tomfoolery as little more than beautifully executed pastiche, but there’s so much raw, unbridled enthusiasm and saucer-eyed love contained within, that you’d be a cold hearted, utterly joyless cynic to remain immune to Tame Impala’s undeniable charms. NEIL FERGUSON 8:30pm. $16-$18. With The Amazing. Union Transfer, 1026 Spring Garden St. 215.232.2100. utphilly.com [ART]

PHILADELPHIA MUSEUM OF ART CRAFT SHOW

No need to weed through a bunch of uninteresting trinkets in order to find a great piece of art at this craft show. The Philadelphia Museum of Art Craft Show offers artwork from artists who have been hand-picked from more than 1,300 applicants. Each artist was chosen for producing crafts worthy of being deemed “museum quality.”

The show will include artwork from a wide variety of genres, including ceramics, fiber, jewelry and mixed media. All pieces are available for purchase, and you’ll also have the opportunity to meet the artists, many of whom have traveled across the globe to come and share their wares. Proceeds are used to purchase works of art for the permanent collections, support education programs and contribute to conservation and publication projects.

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11am-9pm. $5-$20. Through Nov. 11.

Pennsylvania Convention Center, 12th and Arch sts. pmacraftshow.org

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FIRST PERSON ARTS GRAND SLAM

>> FOUR HOT MEN AND AN OLD LADY (Photo by Kylene Cleaver)

They’ve been training all year for it—practicing over campfires, recanting to their pets, waxing poetic in the shower—all for this, the Grand Slam Storytelling contest. Winners from each month’s First Person Art’s Story Slam will finally face off on stage, pitting their finest story against others for a chance to be crowned “The Best Storyteller in Philadelphia.” A special judges panel featuring

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CHICK COREA AND GARY BURTON

If he did nothing else, Chick Corea’s time playing with Miles Davis would forever cement his role in jazz history. In his two-year span as one of Davis’ pianists, Corea caught the jazz legend at one of his most important periods—the start of his “electric” years and the essential trilogy of In A Silent Way, Bitches Brew and A Tribute To Jack Johnson, mixing

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CALENDAR // NOV. 7  13 in rock soundscapes and funk rhythms to help form what became known as jazz-fusion. Having already used his Latin-based stylings to experiment with the avant-garde as a sideman and leader—including his excellent 1968 solo record Now He Sings, Now He Sobs, Corea spent the ‘70s continuing to journey into these new sounds with his crossover fusion group, Return To Forever. In 1972, he teamed up with vibraphonist Gary Burton for Crystal Silence, beginning decades of collaboration between the two. Their latest album is Hot House, featuring interpretations of songs by Dave Brubeck, Kurt Weill and the Beatles. For this special performance, the duo will also be joined by the Harlem String Quartet. BRYAN BIERMAN

sleeper hit. Charming without being overly sentimental, Finn’s insightful and humorous score captures the determination and courage of the Spelling Bee’s awkward pre-pubescent competitors, and the outrageous behavior of the infantile adult judges who are forced to come to terms with the tragic realization that their best years are behind them. Director Bill Fennelly (who previously served as the resident director for the national tour of The Lion King) says the production benefits from having a relatively young cast. Whereas professional productions often cast adult actors in the show’s major roles, Fennelly feels that the Drexel cast’s youth is a big advantage both in terms of portraying the adolescent “spellers” and giving the production the sense of exuberance and optimism that Finn intends. J.C.R.

8pm. $30-$65. Kimmel Center, 300 S. Broad St. 215.893.1999. kimmelcenter.org

2pm. $15. Mandell Theater, 33rd and Chestnut sts.

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BESOTTED: WINE AND WORDS

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Unplug your Nooks and Kindles, check your coats and wash your hands, because today you’ll be handling rare vintage books at the Rosenbach museum’s “Besotted: Wine and Words” tour. Curator Patrick Rodgers will use the books you’re holding as platforms highlighting the multiple roles wine has played throughout history. Manuscripts dating back to 1732 will be ripe for the plucking off the Rosenbach’s mahogany shelves. Wine-stained pages of a 19th-century American haggadah are uncorked and given room to breathe. This versatile beverage appears in Shakespeare’s Henry IV as Falstaff ’s cup of sack; turns Keat’s mouth purple; makes him forget in Ode to a Nightingale; and doubles as both hero and villain in the scrapbook of satirist-turned-prohibitionist illustrator George Cruikshank. No wine is served, but you’ll walk away a literary sommelier. JESSICA FOLEY 3pm. $5 plus general admission. Rosenbach Museum & Library, 2008 Delancey Place. rosenbach.org [MUSIC]

ROBERT RANDOLPH AND THE FAMILY BAND

When the Orange, N.J.-born steel guitar virtuoso Robert Randolph brings his soul-stirred, swang/ twang sound to the Keswick Theatre, he’ll prove that you can take boy out of the South, but you can’t take the South out of the boy. At first blush, it seems odd: a northern brother playing that Grand Ole Opry-fied steel guitar, the kind of Dixie instrument you heard on Hee-Haw or on a NASCAR commercial. But if the banjo made the trip from Mother Africa to Appalachia, it should be no surprise to find a black man on the steel guitar. In Randolph’s case, his love affair with the instrument began when he played it as a teen in his church.

Further inspired by the Texas blues guitarist Stevie Ray Vaughan, Randolph transported the sonic citizenship of the instrument from below the Mason-Dixie Line to the north, where it speaks rock, soul, gospel, R&B and hip-hop with a syncopated southern accent. While amassing a number of genre-crossing, critically acclaimed CDs— including Colorblind, Unclassified and We Walk This Road—Randolph also enjoyed success opening for Eric Clapton and the Dave Matthews Band and as a sideman with Elton John, Ringo Starr and the jamband Soulive. When he and his Family Band do their thing, don’t be confused if the gig feels like a simultaneous juke joint and a Sunday morning

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>> Brian Ratcliff and Lizzie Spellmann star in Red Cross, past of Shepard/Beckett at the Walnut Street Theatre.

(Photo by Dave Sarrafian) church service. EUGENE HOLLEY, JR. 8pm. $29.50-$39.50. With Billy Cox Band of Gypsys Experience with Andy Aledort. Keswick Theatre, 2 91 N. Keswick Ave., Glenside. 215.572.7650. keswicktheatre.com

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SAT 10 [THEATER]

SHEPARD/BECKETT

InVersion Theatre opens its sophomore season with a quadruple header consisting of two short plays each from Samuel Beckett and Sam Shepard. At first glance, it may seem like an odd pairing putting the works of the rebellious rock ‘n’ roll scribe Shepard alongside Beckett, the leading experimental dramatist of the 20th century. InVersion artistic director William Steinberger, however, sees a number of similarities in the plays of the two pioneering playwrights. “Despite writing in such different milieus, both writers more than know their way around a joke,” says Steinberger. Simply titled Shepard/ Beckett, the evening of one-acts includes Shepard’s early plays Red Cross and Killers Head alongside Beckett’s Catastrophe and Footfalls. All four plays focus on characters trying to find some semblance of purpose in a bleak and often inexplicable world. Featuring a four-member ensemble playing multiple roles, the homegrown cast includes Will Thompson, Brian Ratcliffe, Lizzie Spellman and the excellent Hannah Gold. J. COOPER ROBB 8pm. $15. Through Nov. 18. Walnut Street Theatre Studio 5, 825 Walnut St. brownpapertickets.com/ event/282140

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SUN 11 [MUSIC]

ANI DIFRANCO

Though no re-creator, Ani Difranco is, clearly, well aware of the Guthrie-Seeger-Baez-Ochs tradition of politically engaged folk and blues that precedes

her. And in fact, it was a duet with Bruce Cockburn, a rendition of Pete Seeger’s famous “Which Side Are You On?” at the folk legend’s 90th birthday party, that led to the centerpiece (and title) of DiFranco’s latest album. Her fiery, updated-to-theminute version exoriates Reaganomics, predatory lenders and anti-feminists. “J” considers environmental catastrophe from a porch stoop with a view of the damage from the Deep Water Horizon oil spill. All that said, though, the artist with the honeyed voice and stinging guitar is ultimately hopeful, positive and life-affirming. Her shows have the welcoming aura of revival meetings, with fans calling out favorite titles and asserting their love for the singer. Choosing sides? I’d stick with whatever one DiFranco’s on. JENNIFER KELLY 7:30pm. $25-$45. With Pearl and the Beard.

Keswick Theatre, 291 N. Keswick Ave., Glenside.

215.572.7650. keswicktheatre.com [FILM]

FIRST GLANCE FILM FESTIVAL

The Philly-born First Glance Film Festival, now in its 15th year, has grown exponentially since its inception in 1996. Then, it was held in the basement of a small Center City theater for 150 people. Now, it has two sister festivals in Hollywood and Vegas, a library of nationally-celebrated films and directors and accolades from every major film rag in the biz.

Time magazine calls it “one of the festivals for the rest of us,” because despite its current mainstream popularity, it’s still one of the only major festivals that keeps bringing indie shorts and features to the people before they hit theaters. A.B. 1:45pm and 7:45pm. $8-$12. Franklin Theater at The Franklin Institute, 222 N. 20th St. 215.448.1200. firstglancefilms.com [THEATER]

THE 25TH ANNUAL PUTNAM SPELLING BEE

Drexel University’s production of William Finn’s popular musical The 25th Annual Putnam Spelling Bee is a likely candidate for the holiday season’s

MON 12 [ART]

TITANIC: THE ARTIFACT EXHIBIT

The Franklin Institute welcomes Titanic: The Artifact Exhibit to Philadelphia, marking the 100th anniversary of the White Star Line ship’s sinking.

This exhibit takes visitors on an emotional and educational journey of what life was like aboard the RMS Titanic. With more than 300 artifacts and room recreations, the exhibits pulls on the emotional heart strings of all who pass through.

To further add to the emotional force of the tragic event, visitors will be issued a boarding pass and find out the fate of their passenger at the end of the exhibit. JORDYN KLINE Through April 7. $19.50- $29.50. Franklin Institute, 222 N. 20th St. 215.448.1200. fi.edu

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TUES 13 [COMEDY]

DIRTIEST SKETCH IN PHILADELPHIA COMPETITION

From bestiality to bodily fluids, nothing is off limits as the best sketch comics in town compete once again to deliver the sickest/funniest material they can conceive. Expect local troupes ManiPedi, Secret Pants and Camp Woods to really up the ick factor this year in hopes of unseating reigning champs, Billy Bob Thompson and Christian Alsis (aka The Feeko Brothers), who have now taken home the trophy two years in a row. Last year, the duo set a new bar for awesomely distasteful comedy with a sketch that entailed deep throating a variety of lollipops (in a few different positions) and a spit jar that was passed through the audience. So, if you have a weak stomach, this may or may not be one show you want to skip. Fortunately, the competition marks the second night of the 5th Annual Philly Sketchfest, which will be hosting slightly less offensive shows each night through Nov. 16. N.F. 8pm. $10-$20. Prince Music Theater, 1412 Chestnut St. 267.441.4780. phlcomedy.com

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DIABOLIQUE BALL 2012 Diabolique is the premier local event for kinksters of all stripes—gay, straight and in between. The theme of its 15th fabulous shindig is “Agony & Ecstasy: A Religious Experience,” which reflects the mood of the body politic and also allows attendees to slip on sexy nuns’ habits. Don’t risk the wrath of the fashion police: Dress according to the theme or choose those old standbys, latex and leather. Once inside, it’ll be a smorgasbord of sensual pleasures for erotic adventurers. Guests are encouraged to explore the well-equipped dungeon, complete with charity play stations. DJ Mighty Mike Saga and his cohorts will spin industrial, house, techno and whatever else helps the crowd to get its groove on. Performances include celebrated fetish model Jean Bardot; a fashion show featuring Reneé Masoomian’s line, Baby Love’s Latex; and rubber enthusiast LovinLatex. Best of all, this polymorphous perversity is for a good cause: The party benefits Greater Philadelphia Search and Rescue and One Step Away.

SEXUALITY & CHRISTIANITY: KEEPING THE SEXY WITHOUT LOSING THE FAITH Sunday School isn’t sexy, but the Rev. Dr. Beverly Dale wants to rectify that. Rev Bev, as she’s affectionately known, isn’t just a woman of the cloth; she’s also a sex educator and staunch ally of the LGBT community.

For this Passion 101 class, she’ll discuss how to balance sexuality and spirituality, as well as affirming the carnal, passionate aspect of Christianity, which is often overlooked. A graduate of the Chicago Theological Seminary, she can defend her sexually empowering message with passages from scripture, but she’s more likely to share her personal story. Raised in a sex-negative culture, Rev Bev cheerfully dismisses talk of shame and guilt, focusing instead on acceptance, choice and pleasure. She’ll describe how a healthy embrace of sexuality can help people to transcend that background, and she’ll add a bit of role-play (not that kind!) to demonstrate how to deflect scriptural assaults unleashed

by Puritans. Here’s a Gospel where the lion lies down with the lamb, the vanilla with the kinky and the straight with the gay. Amen to that! Pre-register online for a discount.

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By Nicole Finkbiner // nfinkbiner@philadelphiaweekly.com With cold and flu season kicking into high gear, what better dish to tackle in my second cooking lesson from a Philly chef than a comforting bowl of chicken dumpling soup?

And who better to guide me than Jennifer Sherman, the executive chef behind Prohibition Taproom’s hearty menu?

In order to beat the lunch crowd, I met up with Jen at the Eraserhood gastropub bright and early, and she immediately put on a pot of coffee so as to avoid any disasters that might ensue from under-caffeination. We got to chitchatting about Philly’s food scene—specifically, the fact that she’s one of very few female chefs in it. “Yeah, it’s definitely a boys club,” she says. “But I usually fit right in as one of the guys.” Women do, however, make up 90 percent of Prohibition’s staff, and Jen jokes about what an inhospitable environment it becomes at that time of the month. (That’s right, I just mentioned menstruation in a food column. Deal with it.)

Coffee drank, it was time to tackle the actual task at hand. And what a task it was. Having decided to feature the soup as a special that day, Jen and I weren’t just making a bowl; I was going to be helping her prepare several gallons of it. I was a little apprehensive, but Jen reassured me. “If I can teach 18-year-old boys who don’t speak English how to cook,” she said, “then I can teach you.”

Jen never went to culinary school herself; she taught herself to cook at home through trial and error. Perhaps because of that lack of formal training, it turns out she’s really good at simplifying a recipe for the inexperienced without using a bunch of fancy chef jargon. Example: “a stick of butter” vs. “four ounces of butter.”

Determined to refine my knife skills, Jen showed a great deal of patience when it came to cutting the vegetables: carrots, celery, fennel and onions. If she wasn’t cracking up at my naturally haphazard technique, she was offering feedback and instructions: “Slice thinner.” “Take your time.” “Use the tip of your knife.” “Get down a little.” “Keep your palm up.” “Put it flat side down.”

“Give it some elbow grease.” “Watch out for your fingers!” Along the way, I learned a few interesting things—like that you always want to cut the root of an onion last, since that’s where most of

A cut above: Nicole shows celery who’s boss under the watchful eye of Chef Jennifer Sherman. (Photo by Ashley Catharine Smith)

its eye-irritating acid is contained, and that the leaves are the most flavorful part of celery.

Despite her many warnings, I did come very close to slicing off the tip of my thumb at one point, but by the last onion, I felt like a total pro. Actually, I was so proud looking at my perfectly diced cubes that I think I may have got a tiny food boner.

(Jen rewarded my good work with a “chef snack”: a raw carrot. I would have much preferred a brownie, but whatever.)

While the vegetables sautéed, she explained that chicken dumpling soup “has been around since, like, Little House on the Prairie,” and was once popular “peasant food,” since it was both cheap and filling. In other words, right up my alley. If you’re cooking for one, Jen recommends buying a full roasted chicken, using half of it in the soup and refrigerating the rest: “You can make a sandwich out of it, put it in tacos or mix it with mayo and make a chicken salad.”

Once the dough for the dumplings was mixed, and we began scooping it into balls, I had an abrupt realization: These were not Chinese dumplings we were making. In my defense, I didn’t know that “dumpling” was such a broad term. When I saw how they ballooned up in the pan, I then thought, Oh, so this is basically like matzo ball soup with veggies. But, again, wrong. While the consistency may have been similar, Jen’s dumplings were surprisingly sweet— which wound up really complementing the creamy broth. In fact, I sort of felt like I was eating lunch and dessert at the same time. “If you make a good stock,” she says, “it doesn’t matter what you put in it.”

As for the vegetables I so painstakingly chopped—well, next time, I’d probably cut them smaller, if only to help trick myself into eating them. ■ Find the chicken dumpling soup recipe Chef Sherman taught Nicole online at blogs.philadelphiaweekly.com/style.

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Spencer ETA Burger is doing burgers in a new way: with loads of toppings. As a meat-eater, I never had the desire to try a veggie burger but upon trying the patty from Spencer ETA Burger, I’ve concluded that veggie burgers are a solid option for vegetarians and non-vegheads looking for a healthier option. I ordered mine as a Greek burger: The Vesuvius of sweet roasted bell peppers, the tangle of spinach capped with tomato and grilled eggplant, the funky black olive tapenade and tangy feta, the onion-chickpea-cucumber slaw, the roasted garlic aioli—all of it lent the veg patty an excitement it’s rarely lavished with.

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By Eric Smith // feedback@philadelphiaweekly.com he folks over at First Person Arts spend all year inviting storytellers to share their tales with audiences around Philadelphia. And somehow in the middle of all those story slams at L’Etage and World Cafe Live, they manage to host fantastic events, special classes and put together their annual First Person Arts Festival every fall. Luckily, it’s that time again.

Running from Nov. 7-17, this year’s First Person Arts Festival boasts an impressive schedule, with more than a dozen must-see shows, including an appearance by acclaimed chef and bestselling memoirist Marcus Samuelsson (Nov. 7); a workshop and performance featuring Philadelphia poet laureate Sonia Sanchez (Nov. 11 and 14); Adam Wade’s new Family Hour (Nov. 9 and 10); and a six-word memoir event with Larry Smith, founder of SMITH magazine (Nov. 11).

And then there’s RISK! Toward the end of the festival—on Fri., Nov. 16, to be precise—the Underground Arts at the Wolf Building will host a number of storytellers for RISK!, a final, fantastic storytelling extravaganza, featuring the talents of locals Bernardo Morillo, Jamie J. Brunson, Becca Trabin, and R. Eric Thomas. The celebrity hosts of the event are RISK! creator Kevin Allison (The State, Reno 911!, Flight of the Conchords) and actress-comedienne Janeane Garofalo (Reality Bites, The West Wing, 24).

PW chatted with Garofalo last week about her gig at the First Person Arts Fest, as well as her thoughts on storytelling and stand-up.

PW: How did you get involved in the First Person Arts festival this year?

With Kevin Allison and his show, RISK!.

I’ve known Kevin since he was in The State. We’ve done shows together over the years, back when The State was The State, and we both lived in New York.

We’ve even done stand-up together on a few occasions. When he asked if I’d be interested, I said OK. And that’s how it happened.

And you’ve worked with other State alumni before, correct? Like in Wet Hot American Summer, one of the

best movies ever.

Yes. And on behalf of Michael Showalter and David Wain, I thank you.

So what can you tell me about RISK!?

What can the audience expect?

Well, it’s an ongoing show for Kevin. Occasionally, I’ve done it with him in other places. It’s sort of a storytelling comedy show that he does a lot. He mounts the show in different places. He has it on his podcast, and he’s been doing it a while.

It isn’t just a one-time thing; he does it fairly frequently.

There are a number of people who do it. Some are comics, some aren’t. Kevin hosts it with four or five other people, gives them a theme, and they just go with it. The theme changes all the time, and this one, the one in Philadelphia, is guilty pleasures. It’s incumbent on the participants to come up with a true story that involves that concept. And hopefully, it’ll be entertaining.

So you’ve done storytelling before!

Is there a difference between storytelling and stand-up?

For me, the medium of storytelling, spoken-word and stand-up are not very different. I’m not a “jokey” type of comic, a strong joke writer. I just don’t have that discipline, to write those strong short jokes. So I have a style that’s, much to the chagrin of the audience, very chatty.

It’s a lot of me just talking to you. I talk about things that are going on or have happened, and there are certainly jokes in there, I hope.

I enjoy doing shows like RISK! because, for me, it’s just like doing stand-up. I enjoy it. And also what’s nice about it is the audience is much more patient because they aren’t expecting make-me-laugh jokes; they are there just waiting to hear what you want to say.

And some stories aren’t meant to be funny. Some storytellers get poignant, shocking and unexpectedly melancholy, which can be really interesting.

And while people aren’t always expecting jokes, they also aren’t always expecting someone to reveal a personal, painful thing.

Since we’re on the subject of storytelling, read anything good lately?

Funny girl: Janeane Garofalo is one of the hosts of RISK! at the First Person Arts Festival.

Anything you’d like to recommend?

I just read a book called Some Kind of Fairy Tale by Graham Joyce, and I’m starting Unorthodox: The Scandalous Rejection of My Hasidic Roots by Deborah Feldman.

Any interesting projects in the works we should be looking forward to?

I’ve been doing this show called Delocated on Adult Swim. I play a network executive on it, responsible for a reality show about a family in a witness protection program. It has John Glazer and Eugene Mermon in it, there’s lots of improv, and it’s very funny.

There’s a final episode coming up that’s pretty good. It will be airing soon, a parody of The Bourne Identity. Keep your eyes peeled.

And lastly, this year, the First Person Arts Festival is encouraging audience members to share six-word memoirs. Any chance you have one you’d like to share?

Only six words? Can we hyphenate them so it counts? “Hi-I’m-Janeane. You-mayremember me from the 90s.” There.

For a full schedule of First Person Arts Festival events and venues, visit firstpersonarts.org.

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By Matt Prigge // mprigge@philadelphiaweekly.com Director Terence Young’s odd latter career: Historically, the job of directing Bond went not to crappy auteurs like Marc Foster and Sam Mendes, but to workhorses who stuck with the franchise and did little else of note. Young, who helmed Dr. No, From Russia With Love and Thunderball, has a terrific post-Bond credit in Wait Until Dark. His most insane is a toss-up: It’s either Inchon, the notorious, barely seen General MacArthur war picture funded by the Reverend Sun Myung Moon, or Long Days, a 1980 biopic that celebrated the life of Saddam Hussein, on which he served as supervising editor.

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George Lazenby wasn’t terrible: The Australian model, discovered by producer Albert Broccoli in a barber shop, only lasted one film, and it’s assumed because he stunk. In fact, Lazenby quit the role before the film’s release, citing Bond as a “brute” and the producers as idiots. Time has been kind to On Her Majesty’s Secret Service, arguably the series’ pinnacle. Ditto Lazenby who, while a touch too laddish, has the vigor Sean Connery had but then lost. And he nails the final scene.

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Crispin Glover’s dad was a Bond villain: Bruce Glover, who sired George McFly, is an actor, too—most famously in Diamonds Are Forever as Mr. Wint, the quippy, not-soambiguously gay assassin alongside Mr. Kidd, played by jazz bassist Putter Smith.

Bond was nearly played by Michael Billington: I know, right? Who? Though never a household name, this dashing TV vet was Broccoli’s first choice (after Roger Moore), and between 1973 and 1983, he was thrice screen-tested.

Eventually. he was given a tiny role in The Spy Who Loved Me, one of his few film appearances.

The 1954 Live and Let Die novel is grotesquely old-school racist: It includes a chapter titled “Nigger Paradise.” The 1973 film drops Ian Fleming’s persistent use of the word “negro,” but still generally fears a black planet.

Sean Connery is three years younger than Roger Moore: In 1983, competing Bonds emerged: Octopussy and Never Say Never Again, the latter from independent producers who forked out a sum for Connery. In the latter, Connery, 53, plays an aging 007 called back into the field.

Meanwhile, in Octopussy, it was business as usual, with a 56-year old Moore. He still had one more to go. n

James Bond Doesn’t Get His Day in Sam Mendes’ Skyfall Daniel Craig is an awesome 007, but the director can’t decide if he’s shooting a chilly noir or a Roger Moore camp classic.

By Sean Burns // sburns@philadelphiaweekly.com ere we go again.

Ian Fleming’s 007 was retrofitted and re-booted in 2006’s Casino Royale, going back to the beginning and reconfiguring the secret agent as a cutthroat rookie in over his head with the girl of his dreams. Bad things happened, and I don’t feel like I gave enough credit to the picture at the time, but it wears extremely well over repeat viewings— which is largely the pleasure of James Bond movies.

Look, none of these films is particularly great, but the formula works like comfort food. Indeed, when the new Daniel Craig administration deviated from it in 2008’s Quantum of Solace—depicting Bond as a rogue psychopath out to avenge the events of Casino Royale—audiences revolted.

I still maintain that it’s a more interesting film than most. Despite being hobbled by the writers strike and a terrible director, Quantum dealt out real-world consequences for the young 007, laid the groundwork for a super-terrorist organization that would presumably pay off in sequels, and built to an ending in which Craig had come of age and could at last step into that iconic gun-barrel opening we used to see at the start of every Bond movie.

Skyfall scraps all that, beginning with the notion that James Bond is an overthe-hill, prehistoric relic from a distant era. (This strikes me as odd, since we’ve seen Craig assigned to exactly two missions thus far, and he looks a little youngish for all these jokes about how old he is.) Ditching all the breadcrumbs left behind in Quantum and even abandoning beloved supporting characters (We miss you, Felix Leiter!), the movie begins with a pulse-pounding, genuinely amazing action sequence that Skyfall never tops, and the opening credits kick off with Bond left for dead by Her Majesty’s Secret Service.

He spends a lot of his free time drinking and outwitting scorpions, only to come back to England months later when M is threatened by a mysterious terrorist played by Javier Bardem. Judi Dench’s off-handedly maternal rapport with 007 has been such a highlight of

This Bond’s a bad-ass: Daniel Craig is once again phenomenal as secret agent 007 in Skyfall.

these past couple pictures, so of course Skyfall has to go and fucking blow it by explaining everything. (Yes, this is exactly what we needed: expository monologues about James Bond’s sad childhood.)

It takes about an hour to get to the point, when Bardem finally appears in an ostentatious long-shot, once again boasting an absurdly comic haircut. He minces and insinuates, shoots women in the head and even strokes Bond’s cock while he’s got him tied to a chair. It’s a deliriously over-the-top turn, perhaps the most outlandish Bond villain since Michael Lonsdale in Moonraker.

So what’s it doing in this movie? Don’t ask director Sam Mendes. He can’t decide if he’s shooting a chilly noir or a Roger Moore camp classic. Ostentatiously bearing the load of 007’s 50th big-screen anniversary, Skyfall is chockablock with references to previous Bond pictures, constantly interrupting the action so aficionados can pat themselves on the back and say, “I recognize that from a movie I saw before!” Fan service is familiarity that breeds contempt, so when an otherwise compelling scene is interrupted just so Bond can fight Goldfinger’s Odd-Job in a kooky CGI lizard pit while reprising action beats from Live and Let

Die, I began to feel like I was on a theme park ride.

Daniel Craig is still a phenomenal 007, lethal and brusque in ways Pierce Brosnan could only dream. There’s also a terrific supporting turn here by Ralph Fiennes, who manages to make his receding hairline look menacing. And attention must be paid to the gobsmacking digital photography by the legendary Roger Deakins. Skyfall might be the most gorgeously shot movie I have seen all year, and I say this as somebody who hates digital.

But Skyfall’s problems are the same that riddled The Dark Knight Rises. Much like the interminable amount of time spent waiting for Batman to become Batman again, we have already spent two movies wanting to see Daniel Craig finally become James Bond—and before the opening credits, they’ve knocked him out of commission. And then we have to start all over again. ■

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As far as tributes to the VHS-era of crappilytransferred, poorly subtitled Shaw Brothers kung-fu movies go, the RZA’s long-awaited bonkers dream project The Man with the Iron Fists comes up lacking. Structurally abominable, it’s a hodgepodge of too many characters working at cross-purposes to such a point where the movie has reportedly been salvaged from a four-hour cut by producers Quentin Tarantino and Eli Roth, utilizing a patch-job narration (half-assedly intoned by the star/filmmaker himself ) and some mystifying edits obviously laid on in post-production.

That said, it’s still kind of fun, but in a seriously shitty way. Unlike Tarantino’s and Roth’s labored homages to the grindhouse movies of their childhood, you never get the sense here that RZA is slumming. He believes in this picture, so much so that he even plays the title character though he can’t act his way out of a paper bag. The Man with the Iron Fists is a crazed vanity project, allowing the filmmaker to goof around with expensive toys and finally become the star of all those junky movies he grew up with. And in that respect, it’s pretty much adorable.

Warring clans and lifelong grudges all find their way to Jungle Village, where exploitation legends like Gordon Liu and Pam Grier make cameos, and Lucy Liu presides over a cut-throat whorehouse called The Pink Blossom. There isn’t enough space in this entire newspaper to make room for so many convoluted backstories, or explanations of characters like the twin Gemini killers, or that guy named Brass Body who can turn his skin into metal.

All that matters here are cockamamie anachronistic music cues, low-rent filmmaking and one spectacularly hammy turn from Russell Crowe, lording over the action as an opium-smoking, perpetually horny man of mystery. The porcine Oscar-winner cavorts around a whorehouse toting a startling variety of sex toys, channeling Ol’ Dirty Bastard by way of Oliver Reed. It’s unfathomable that Crowe would ever stoop to being in a picture like this, and even weirder that it looks like the most fun he’s had in years. ■

Paolo Sorrentino, of the athletic Italian biopic Il Divo, is far from the first international director to make a road trip picture through America.

He is, however, the first to make one in which a two-time Oscar-winner, dolled up to look like the Cure’s Robert Smith, hunts down Nazis.

There are several layers of silliness to This Must Be the Place, which stars Sean Penn as John “Cheyenne” Smith, a former pop god who still wears his hair big, as though it was blow dried in a tornado, and dons enough makeup to look like a dead drag queen. His general demeanor is akin to a tranquilized zombie, his voice a nasal whimper, reminiscent of Kids in the Hall teen pop queen Tammy. When he giggles, he sounds like a schoolgirl.

Place shares with Il Divo a reliably static grotesque for a protagonist, although Penn’s rocker is far more amusing: His disengaged quips, jazzily deployed by a rarely funnier Penn, are worth filling up a notebook. (“Do you know about the Holocaust?”“In a general sort of way.”) Sorrentino’s direction is staid compared with Il Divo, where the camera swooped and charged and did somersaults, as if to distract viewers from the single, lone thing it had to say about its subject. Place features a subtly developing protagonist, who ultimately undergoes a symbolic lookectomy—a move that’s traditionally a cliché but is, as wielded by Sorrentino, rather startling. And it has a plot: Spurred by the looming death of his errant father, John goes from Ireland to America, soon hopping from NYC to New Mexico to Utah and elsewhere to find an Auschwitz guard.

Even with the heavy subject matter, the goal is never important, even sucking into its orbit Judd Hirsch as a longtime Nazi hunter.

Journey trumps destination, with pit stops that range from the absurd to the strangely moving, including a boy who does a boffo rendition of the Talking Heads title song.

The quirky-sad tone is a problem, although there’s still no film I can think of that looks or feels quite like this one. Sorrentino has few grand things to say about America—Obama and Palin are spied on background hotel TVs, but that’s about it—and hopefully we can agree that’s a good thing. ■

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Twenty years ago, when Serrano owners Rich Machlin and Jude Erwin decided to open their second floor as an acoustic performance space, Old City was a different place. The Khyber Pass Pub—as it was known—hosted acts like the Bats and Surgery; hungry denizens ate at Café Einsteinand Equator, and WDRE was in its very first week of existence.

And on Fri., Nov. 13, 1992, local legend Ben Vaughn inaugurated the Tin Angel stage. Tickets were $8. So it’s fitting that now, 20 years later, he returns to Old City for the venerable venue’s big birthday.

Vaughn kicked off the first weekend of music there, along with Essra Mohawk and Joseph Parsons on Saturday night. (Where art thou now, opener Les Lokey?) The first month’s bookings established the blend that the Tin Angel still boasts today—local favorites (Vaughn, Robert Hazard, Kenn Kweder) and national headliners (John Hammond, David Massengill, the Persuasions) sharing the same stage.

“Playing in Philly is a big deal for me,” he said in a PW interview before the 2010 XPoNential Music Fest, where he reunited with old bandmates. “I get a lot of emails asking when I’m going to come back, and the time has never felt more right to be playing with these guys there.” He’s since hit local venues such as the Sellersville Theater and a VFW hall in Radnor, Pa. One thing less predictable this time around, though, is what kind of Ben Vaughn show you’ll see. In the intervening decades, he’s become a genre-spanning music scholar and can mix in long, jazzy improvisations with his flawless, three-minute pop ditties.

“The guys I play with, I’ve been with for 20 years now,” he said. “We’re able to shift and go together really well, so whatever the occasion calls for will happen.”

(Jeffrey Barg) Tues., Nov. 13, 8pm. $16. Tin Angel, 20 S. Second St. 215.928.0770. tinangel.com

t’s quite windy, gusty winds, but it’s not like a downpour,” says Mirah by phone from Brooklyn, late in the afternoon of Oct. 29 just hours before Hurricane Sandy made landfall southwest of Atlantic City. “I just was on a little walk to a friend’s house a couple of blocks away. I was inside of his house, and every time the wind started shaking the windows, I was like, ‘Maybe I should go home.’”

Mirah recently moved back to the East Coast for the first time in 20 years, just in time for epic bad weather, and is now plotting a brief welcome home tour that hits Johnny Brenda’s next week. The K Records mainstay—more often associated with Olympia, Wash., and Portland, Ore., and, now, San Francisco—was born Mirah Yom Tov Zeitlyn in Mt. Airy, and she lived from age 5 to 17 in Bala Cynwyd. Her family owns a farm in northeastern Pennsylvania, where her mother grew up and where she visits from time to time to recharge and reconnect with her roots.

That’s a common theme right now in Mirah’s life, as she returns to old East Coast haunts and revisits older material in preparation for the tour, which will lean on old favorites, she says. A new album, the first to follow 2009’s (a)spera, has been delayed by the dislocations and logistical challenges of her move, but she hopes to get back into the studio in early 2013. “The tour is not in support of a new album,” she says. “But for us musicians, the reason why we play music is not just to promote a product. It’s because we love playing, and that’s what our life is. The tour is in support of being alive and loving to play music for people.”

Mirah says she may be unveiling some new songs, but only a few. “I think most touring musicians would also probably agree that there’s a never-ending, sort of insatiable desire by your audience to hear you play the classics,” she says. “People like to hear stuff that they’re familiar with.”

That means you can damned near count on a rendition of “Cold, Cold Water,” a crowd favorite from her second album Advisory Committee, and perhaps one or two tracks from 2000’s You Think It’s Like This But Really It’s Like This. “I was a baby when I wrote those,” says Mirah, “but people still seem to really want to hear them.”

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Here she comes again: “The tour is not in support of a new album,” says Mirah. “The tour is in support of being alive and loving to play music for people.”

New York this fall, she knew she didn’t have time to put together an all-new ensemble before an early-November tour launch, so she flew in some long-time collaborators from the West Coast to fill out her sound. Cellist Lori Goldston, also of Black Cat Orchestra, is making the trip, as is violinist/violist Alex Guy of Led to Sea. The sole new face is Andrew McGuire, a San Francisco-based percussionist and vibraphone player.

Mirah’s show at JB’s falls roughly a week after the presidential election, too late to urge people to vote, as she has been doing for weeks on her Twitter feed, but not too late to share her thoughts on who she hoped would win: “The Republican party—and specifically Romney and Ryan—have shown a real lack of support on women’s issues, women’s health issues, gay rights and marriage equality and environmental issues. It just seems like bad things could happen.” Still, she says, listeners from all parts of the political spectrum are welcome, and she encourages even the most

conservative of her fans to join the dialogue.

“I don’t mean to only be communicating with people who feel as I do. One of the unfortunate things that has happened, especially within the left, is people end up communing amongst themselves and preaching to the choir. It really is useful for people to have a chance to talk to each other, not in a combative way or at the polls or through referendums, to actually try to connect with each other.”

It is, ironically, just about then, as we chat about dialogue and open lines of communications that—at Sandy’s wicked hand—my power cuts out and the wind howls, lashing at the windows with the icy rain. And Mirah— her warm, knowing voice made specifically for times like these—wishes me luck in the storm. n Tues., Nov. 13, 8pm. $14. With Mount Moriah. Johnny Brenda’s, 1201 N. Frankford Ave. 215.739.9684. johnnybrendas.com

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Free association: Easily one of 2012 hip-hop’s most impressive pieces of work.

For fans of: Dre x Drake, Das Racist/Frank Ocean/MellowHype, rags to riches.

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Wed., Oct. 31, Sheraton Philadelphia Downtown Hotel Overall vibe: Fabulously flamboyant.

Besides being the most extravagant Halloween bash in town, now in its 44th year, the annual costume ball is also the longest-running event of its kind.

Most memorable moment: The midnight costume contest rewarding the most imaginative, humorous and elaborate get-ups in several different categories. With the exception of only a handful of folks, everyone in attendance proved a decent contender.

Scene stealer: Mr. David’s crew of super-hunks who, donning nothing more than thongs and neckties, flaunted and flopped their assets around all night long. (Nicole Finkbiner)

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Cobra Juicy (Rad Cult) Sounds like: Pa.’s own secretive supergroup of tripped-out electronic freaks does us proud with a drugged-out, dreamy batch of weird pop on their fifth collection.

Free association: If Air and Beck had an unruly teenage son who loves mushrooms. And not the store-bought kind.

For fans of: Tobacco x Broadcast, Starfucker + Empire of the Sun, Pittsburgh stoners. (B.C.)

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Free Dimensional (Astralwerks) Sounds like: The gender-bending, glam 27-year-old from Toronto’s synth-heavy electropop gets a little more sophisticated and serious on his solid sophomore.

Free association: Unfortunately, this takes his weirdness down too many notches.

For fans of: Lovers/Dom x Bowie/Grace Jones, Robyn + Owen Pallett, rainbow makeup. (B.C.)

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(Constellation) Sounds like: Wordless, post-punk chamber goth from Montreal, their fourth and first in 10 years is a characteristically powerful dark sonic landscape.

Free association: Just imagine the emotionally twisted men you’ll meet at this show.

For fans of: Pelican/Tortoise x Explosions in the Sky + Low, barren metal hearts. (B.C.)

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Landing On A Hundred (Red Eye Label) Sounds like: It’s been 10 years since his twodisc Headphone Masterpiece; the 44-year-old soul singer’s back with a beautiful blend of blues, hip-hop and funk.

Free association: “I used to smoke crack back in the day” has never been so charming.

For fans of: The Roots x CeeLo, D’Angelo/ Maxwell/Raphael Saadiq, veterans. (B.C.)

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2 (Captured Tracks) Sounds like: The sleazeglamball from Toronto’s proper LP debut is a more mature progression from his party-vibed EP, with a subtle, smart batch of tracks.

Free association: “Rock and Roll Nightclub” caught us in the spring, and we’re still sold.

For fans of: Hunx (sans Punx) + Ariel Pink x Liz Phair, morning cigarette glamour. (B.C.)

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Thursdays, 8pm, ABC Captive audience: Crimson Tide fans, people who love seeing Andre Braugher in bad-ass mode.

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by Shawn Ryan (The Shield). The unlikely yet electric duo of Andre Braugher (Homicide, Men of a Certain Age) and Scott Speedman (Felicity) star as the head officers of a U.S. ballistic submarine that goes rogue once it gets hit by a U.S. missile after they question a command to launch a missile at Pakistan. As the crew dodges everything from enemy subs to island warlords, this show will definitely keep you watching to see how it all goes down.

Emmy or phlegmmy: Emmy. (Craig D. Lindsay)

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Wednesdays, 9pm, Lifetime Captive audience: Whitney Houston fans, people who are still waiting for Being Bobby Brown to drop on DVD. Moment of truth: What better way for the family of a recently deceased pop superstar to mourn than to put all their business in the damn street? That’s exactly what happens on this reality show, which takes trifling shamelessness to a whole ‘nutha level. The show follows around Whitney Houston’s manager/ sister-in-law Pat and her family as they pick up the pieces after Whitney’s untimely death. They also take on the responsibility of looking after niece (and Whitney’s gap-toothed pride and joy) Bobbi Kristina. Yeah, I gave up on this embarrassing-ass mess in the middle of the second episode.

Emmy or phlegmmy: Oh, hell to the naw! Phlegmmy. (C.D.L.)

Wedding Band

Premiering Saturday, 10pm, TBS Captive audience: Wedding Crashers fans, middle-aged rock-star wannabes who think they still got it.

Moment of truth: Finally, a show that reminds all those past-their-prime musicians that just because they never made it doesn’t mean they can’t rock.

This hour-long comedy—yeah, you heard me—is centered around a coverband quartet (whose members include Beverly Hills, 90210’s Brian Austin Green and Lost’s Harold Perrineau) and their rowdy experiences as they play weddings, bachelor parties, sci-fi conventions, etc. Let’s just say if the lame (and therefore quite accurate) musical numbers don’t keep you away, the show’s tired, tawdry attempts at making you laugh for an hour will.

Emmy or phlegmmy: Phlemmy. (C.D.L.)

Through Nov. 11, The Sedgewick Theater. quintessence.org Overall vibe: The Sedgwick Theater, a Roaring Twenties movie palace stripped bare of all its art deco opulence, still majestic, like this Shakespeare play on its vacant runway stage.

Most memorable moment: You forget to breathe when, in this all-guy production, Othello says, “Here comes the lady, let her witness it.” Blue light floods the stage, electronic crunchy beats of Philadelphia’s own Mad Decent spills out of the speakers, and Ross Bennett Hurwitz enters in spotlight as the gentle lady, Desdemona.

Scene stealer: Director Alex Burns, who left the actors barefooted, bare chested, on a bare black stage, the audience surrounding them, with only the Bard’s words holding them up. (Jessica Foley)

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By Irvine Welsh (W.W Norton & Company) In summary: This prequel to Trainspotting shows Rent boy and the Edinburgh all-stars in their innocent younger days. Don’t worry, though: It only takes 52 pages for them to find their stride and slowly but surely become the lads we love to hate.

Akin to: Visiting Scotland. After penetrating Welsh’s thick use of dialect, try even mentally deciding on dinner without a Scots accent.

Author fun fact: Welsh appeared in two films based on his novels: Trainspotting in 1996 and The Acid House two years later. (Anthony Trivelli)

Into the Wilderness

By David Ebenbach (Washington Writers’ Publishing House) In summary: A collection of 14 stories about parenthood—including wanting babies, having babies, dealing with children of divorce and helping kids through heartbreak—that whisper truths and raise questions instead of preach.

Akin to: The stories you don’t hear from parents because they’d rather not admit they ever thought they were unfit to raise kids.

Author fun fact: Ebenbach, born and raised in Philly, now lives with his wife in Washington, D.C., where he teaches at Georgetown. (Rosella Eleanor LaFevre)

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Not Wild About the Boy Don’t sell yourself short, NWATB: It’s possible that this 18-year-old is into you. He could be one of those younger guys who prefer older men, and bearish older guys could be his type. But the eat-and-run routine makes it somewhat likelier that you’re not, in fact, what he’s looking for, but all he feels he can safely get. You’re far enough away geographically, and far enough removed socially, that there’s no risk of exposure. He’s not going to run into you on the street when he’s walking around with his friends, and the odds that you know someone in common are nonexistent.

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A lot of desperate-to-stay-closeted cases convince themselves that they won’t ever have to come out if they can get their sexual needs met in one place and their emotional needs met in another. By showing him that a healthy gay person successfully integrates his sexual and emotional needs—which you’ll have done whether he keeps coming over or not—you’ll be honoring the campsite rule.

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Hadrian, a bearish guy in his 40s, was hopelessly in love with Antinous, a Bithynian teenager. Hadrian’s Bithynian, like the NWATB’s Dominican, must have given amazing head because after Antinous died— he drowned while swimming in the Nile—Hadrian had him declared a god. Take it away, Wikipedia: “The grief of the emperor knew no bounds, causing the most extravagant veneration to be paid to Antinous’ memory. Cities were founded in his name, medals struck with his likeness, and cities throughout the east commissioned godlike images of the dead youth for their shrines and sanctuaries … As a result, Antinous is one of the best-preserved faces from the ancient world.”

My husband Terry looks like Antinous—it’s true— so, yeah, I’d hit and/or worship that.

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Must be: • Able to multi-task • Goal oriented - Must develop successful business plans • Have excellent communication skills • Proficient with Microsoft Word and Excel • Able to develop and maintain strong business relationships We offer a competitive base salary, commission, bonuses and an excellent benefits package.

PUBLIC ADJUSTER

ACCU-CLAIM ADJUSTMENT INC. The Accu-Claim Adjustment Team headed by Barry Novick continues to handle flood and Homeowner claims for the public since 1978.

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South Jersey and Philadelphia representatives are available 24 hours a day.

Call (215) 947-2693 or e-mail PubAdj7@comcast.net

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The Accu-Claim Adjustment Team headed by Barry Novick continues to handle flood and Homeowner claims for the public since 1978.

South Jersey and Philadelphia representatives are available 24 hours a day. Call (215) 947-2693 or e-mail PubAdj7@comcast.net.

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ENTERTAINMENT THEATER for rent- 60 seat theater, Column-free grid, wings/backstage space, fly space and theatrical rigging. Space is 2125sf with stage space at 1500sf. Multi level with seating risers. $100 daily rate/$300 weekly. Info at: www.papermillarts.com Contact Karyn 215.687.8391

GENERAL MERCHANDISE Ethan Allen Kitchen set table and 6 chairs. Round table 52’ diameter . Comes with a 20’ inch leaf becoming oval totaling 72’. Table top is honeycomb in color and base in an antique white. ($2500.) DINETTE SET from Mr. Bar Stools wood base and iron with a glass top. Set includes four chairs. ($400) CHILDREN’S BEDROOM SET from Karl’s furniture store. Imported -Bonavita Collection. Set includes an armoire and dresser in walnut. Also a twin boxed bed frame with side drawers. ($1200.) YOUTH BEDROOM SET which includes bureau, end table, desk and hutch. Honey wheat in color all solid wood. ($800.) Call-215-520-6477

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ADVERTISING & MARKETING SALES INTERN: We’re seeking energetic, selfmotivated and out-going individuals to help our Sales and Marketing Depts.

Candidate must be able to work at least 15 hours a week; multi-task; work well with others; have good verbal and communication skills; be proficient with Microsoft Word & Excel; also be proficient in Web & Social media applications. Photoshop and/or indesign & social network marketing experience a plus. Please send Resume to astoller@philadelphiaweekly.com NO PHONE CALLS PLEASE AID FOR BLIND PROF, C.C. P/T, ADMIN ASST. (4-10hrs wkly) $12 pr/hr Errands, computer help, etc.

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BECOME A MEMBER OF THE OUR SALES TEAM! PW-Philadelphia Weekly is seeking energetic, self-motivated individuals to join our Advertising Department as an outside Account Executive. We offer a competitive base salary, commission, bonuses and an excellent benefits package. Candidate must be able to multi-task, have excellent verbal and communication skills and be proficient with Microsoft Word and Excel. Main job responsibilities are prospecting, cold calling and closing new business. 3 plus years sales experience in a related field required. Email your resume to AStoller@PhiladelphiaWeekly.com DRIVER - $0.01 INCREASE PER MILE after 6 months and 12 months Choose your hometime. $0.03 Quarterly Bonus. Requires 3 months recent experience. 800-414-9569 www. driveknight.com

EXP. REEFER DRIVERS: GREAT PAY/ Freight lanes from Presque Isle, ME, Boston-Lehigh, PA 800-277-0212 or primeinc.com GENERAL HELP-$8.00-$10.00/ HR. PLUS INCENTIVE. FLEXIBLE SCHEDULES.INTERVIEW TODAY START TOMORROW. 215-271-0188.

GORDON TRUCKING, INC: CDL-A Drivers Needed! $1,500 SIGN ON BONUS Refrigerated Fleet & Great Miles! Pay incentive & Benefits!

Recruiters available 7 days/wk! EOE 866-554-7856 HELP WANTED!!! MAKE $1000 A WEEK Mailing Brochures from home!

Free supplies! Helping Home-Workers since 2001 Genuine Opportunity! No experience required. Start Immediately! www.mailing-usa.com M OV I E M AR K E T R ESE ARC H Energetic, talkative, computer Savy persons wanted for Team environment. Testing movie previews for scene selection. Laptop/PC & CAR required. 856-375-2139 AMY Project Manager (Children’s Hospital of Phila.; Phila.): Mnge projects incl’g installation of app modules.

Ensure timely delivery. Prep written documentation. Negotiate w/vendors.

Coach project coordinators. Apply knowledge of organizational structure, internal info sources project mngmnt exp, & knowledge of electronic health record system downtime procedures & related matters. Req: BS; 5 yrs. exp.; must be working toward PMP cert. Must be PMI member in good standing. Must have demonstrated knowledge of electronic help record systems infrastructure & exp in support of clinical devices, printers, faxes related to electronic med records & clinical system downtime procedures & equipment. Apply online at www.chop.edu/careers, req. 12-27904. EOE. STREET TEAM: PT/Hourly position.

Become a member of our Marketing Team! We’re seeking energetic, selfmotivated and out-going individuals to attend events to promote our newspaper. Candidate must be able to work flexible hours, including nights & weekends; work well with others; have good verbal and communication skills. Photography experience is a plus! Part-time/Hourly position.

Please email a resume to nleyrer@ philadelphiaweekly.com NO PHONE CALLS PLEASE!

ARTIST GALLERY SPACE for Rent- very inexpensive. 3000sf for $250 for 4 days. 1 day set up, 2 day show, 1 day breakdown. Located at the Papermill in Kensington this gallery features vast amount of wall and floor space as well as 16ft high ceilings.

Fantastic industrial look.Works well for group or collaborative shows.

Info at: www.papermillar ts.com Contact Karyn 215.687.8391

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DRIVERS-A. DUIE PYLE Needs OWNER OPERATORS Regional Truckload Operations. HOME EVERY WEEKEND! O/O Average $1.84/Miles. Steady, Year Round Work. Requires CDL-A, 2Yrs. Exp. Call Dan: 877-910-7711 www.DriveForPyle.com D R I V E R S- C D L-A E X P E R I E N C E D PAYS! Up to $5,000 Sign-On Bonus!

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REAL ESTATE

OFFICE SPACE

EQUAL HOUSING OPPORTUNITY All real estate advertised in this newspaper is subject to federal, state and localfair housing laws, which makes it illegal to advertise any preference, limitation, or discriminationbased on race; color; religion;sex; disability; familial; (presence of children);national origin; age (Pennsylvania and New Jersey); martial status or sexual orientation(Pennsylvania and New Jersey), or source of Income (Philadelphia only) in the sale, rentalor financing or insuring of housing.

This paper will not knowingly accept any advertisingfor real estate which violates these laws. The law requires that all dwellings advertised beavailable on an equal opportunity basis. If you believe you have been discriminated againstin connection with the sale, rent, financing or insuring of housing or commercial property,call HUD at 1-888-799-2085 REAL ESTATE FOR SALE 7 T H A N N I N D U P L E X- 1 S T. FLR.,1BDRM.,LG.BATH,2ND/3RD FLRS.,4BDRMS., E-I-K. LDRY RM, D EC K , H D W D. F L R S . $ 3 69, 0 0 0 .

215-334-5817.

20 ACRES FREE: BUY 40-Get 60 acres. $0-Down, $168/month. Money back guarantee. NO CREDIT CHECKS. Beautiful views. Roads/surveyed.

Near El Paso Texas. 1-800-843-7537 www.SunsetRanches.com

STUDIO/EFFICIENCY 25XX S. BROAD 2nd flr., heat/water incl. $550/mo. Roe 215-463-2394.

1158 S. 10TH, 3RD FLR: $775/MO Studio unit, tons of character, roof deck, CALL RYAN MCCANN PRU FOX & ROACH 215-627-6005/215-558-2118 21ST & SPRING GARDEN V.Cool Studio, Close to all. HWF & MORE. $750+. PMG 215-545-7007x303 HOPKINSON HOUSE L-shaped Studio w/Sep Kit & Dressing rm, Balcony.

Wash Sq view. $1035/mo, all utils/ cable incl. Avail immed. Call 215687-5843 T H E C H AT H A M - O P E N H O U S E SAT, 12n-4PM 135 S.20TH (20TH & WALNUT). Spacious Studios in High rise, Doorman bldg w/Mag Western/Southern exposure, view of Ritt Sq, HWF, Laundry on site, High floor. Prof Managed. AVAIL NOV! ALL UTILS INCL. FROM $1,325.

MSRE, 215-925-RENT(7368), www.

MichaelSingerRealEstate.com THE CLAREMONT (10TH & CLINTON)- Studio on beautiful tree lined street, Great loc. HWF, Laundry on prem. AVAIL DEC! All UTILS INCL. $745.

MSRE, 215-925-RENT(7368), www.

MichaelSingerRealEstate.com THE PHILADELPHIAN Large Studio, High fl, Dressing rm, Balcony, Lovely view. New sink/Cabinets, C-tops & island. $1035/mo, All utils, cable, pv t b u s i n c l . Ava i l i m m e d . Ca l l 215-687-5843 THE ROOSEVELT (2220 Walnut Street) - Beautifully renovated apts. in the RITTENHOUSE SQUARE AREA of Philadelphia. STUDIO’S starting at only $765/mo. and ONE BEDROOMS starting at only $965/mo. Call 215-640-8880 for an appointment.

ONE BEDROOM $845/ - 1 Br, w/Den or 2nd bedroom, 1st Flr Patio/rear yard. g/d, HW Flrs, a/c, w/d in bldg. Avail Nov 1, 2012. $845.00+ utilities (215) 205-7900 1021 S. Seventh Street - Bella Vista 16XX S.10TH ST.1ST.Flr, 1BDRM.,YARD, E-I-KIT. $800/mo.+ Elec/Heat.

Call 215-334-5817.

25XX S.BROAD ST 2nd flr.,(1person) A/C, renovated. $650/mo.Ht/Water inc. Roe.215-463-2394.

1118 LOMBARD Comp renovated 1BR, 1st fl. Sec sys, WD, fridge, DW, GD, CA. A MUST SEE. $1075/mo+. Donna, 215-768-6415 1214-16 JUNIPER: STARTING AT $1,700/MO 3, 1-2BD rental units, roof deck, parking, wide plank hardwood floors, granite & stainless kitchen, c/a, CALL LAUREN ACKER PRU FOX & ROACH 215-627-6005/215-440-2097 11TH & RITNER 1bedrm., 2nd flr., $875/mo. Good Credit. No Smoking.

215-510-0797.

12TH & BAINBRIDGE 1BR, LR, $1050+ Water/Elec. 215-389-8063, or cell 215-760-8630

ONE BEDROOM

HOUSE FOR RENT

12TH & CHESTNUT- Brand new 1BR, Beautiful HWF, Great light, Nice kit, C/A. AVAIL NOW! $985. MSRE, 215-925-RENT(7368), www.MichaelSingerRealEstate.com

1 6 X X S. O R K N E Y ST 3bedrms., 1bath. $1,000/mo.+utils. Call 609923-0435.

12th LOMBARD: MODERN BI-LVL, HRWD & TILE, WLK-IN-CLOSET, DW, GD, MICRO WD/bldg. Avl Nov. $1175+elc. 215-733-0480 www.CentraAssociates.com 15TH & SPRUCE: Lrg 1BD apt in sought after location! Beautiful art-deco details, Renov. Kitchen, HW Flrs, Front Desk Attendant, Onsite Laundr y, Wonderful City Views.

Short term lease avail. $1270/mo.

Avail Dec. 215-735-8030.

20TH & LOCUST Lg 1BR w/HW flrs, Close to all. Includes heat. $995+.

PMG 215-545-7007x302 ART AREA: 22XX WALLACE- 1BR w/ LR, DR, Kit, HW flrs, Heat INCLUDED. Avl. Oct. 215-232-1660 BROAD & PINE Gorg 1BR w/Lg rooms, HWF, Incl heat. $1095+. PMG 215545-7007 x302 BROAD AND REED VIC 3rd fl rear, 1BR, WD in bsmt, $875/mo+. Call Joe, 609-217-1198 C.C. 19th CHESNUT, SMALL 1BDRM, WW, SEP/KIT Avail Jan. 2013 $750+utils (215)735-8414 GRAD HOSPITAL 1BR, hw/flrs, w/d, c/a,d/w,gd, deck $1050/mo 267258-5777

TWO BEDROOM 18XX S.BROAD 1st.flr.,2bths, C/A, W/D,D/W. 1st/last/sec. Good Cred. $1,000/mo.+. 215-462-2338.

1215 S. BROAD: STARTING AT $1,800/ MO 3, 2BD rental units, parking, roof deck, fireplace mantles, high ceilings, moldings, stained glass windows, c/a, CALL LAUREN ACKER PRU FOX & ROACH 215-627-6005/215-440-2097 13TH & SPRUCE: Fab 2BR bilevel.

Includes heat. $1595+. PMG 215545-7007 x302 171 GRAPE, #201: $1,595/MO 2BD/1BA, washer and dryer, great location, C/A, CALL RYAN MCCANN PRU FOX & ROACH 215-627-6005/215-558-2118 23RD & PINE- Spacious 2BR, Lots o f l i g h t , H i g h c e i l i n g s, H W f l s, Laundry on prem. AVAIL NOV! HEAT/ HOT WATER INCL. $1,750. MSRE, 215925-RENT(7368), www.MichaelSingerRealEstate.com 38 32 BA R I N G, # 1 : $ 1 , 35 0/ M O 2BD/2BA, high ceilings, hardwood floors, granite + stainless kitchen, wide open yard, C/A, CALL NATHAN NANESS PRU FOX & ROACH 215-6276005/ 215-440-2098

3RD & JACKSON ALL NEW TOWNHOUSE. C/A, HDWD FLRS., 2BEDS., 1BATH. $1050/MO. 215-292-2176.

15TH & PORTER VIC. 3bedrm., 1bath, c/A, hdwd. flr., new const. $1295/mo.+.

215-432-6222.

22 N D JAC K S O N 4bedrms.,1bth, W/D,Hdwd.Flrs.,Ceiling fans.Sec.8 OK.$1100/mo.+. 215-432-6222.

2BR HOUSE, $1450 AVAIL 1/1/2013, new kitchen and bath, stainless steel appliances, g/d, w/d, yard, c/a, basement, 215-582-0054

BELLA VISTA- Great 3BR TH w/Large outdoor space. All amens. $1695+.

PMG 215-545-7007 x110

C O U N T RY L I V I N G S O. P H I L A .

SECLUDED, NEWLY RENOVATED 2Bdrms., HARDWOOD FLRS.,AND TILE, CENTRAL-AIR, LOTS OF PARKING. LG. BACKYARD. $1300/mo.+utils.

No Pets. 215-755-6900.

SO.PHILLY.19TH MIFFLIN, ALL NEW, MAGNIFICENT. 2BDRMS.,1BTH.$590/ MO.215-292-2176

ROOM FOR RENT

124 LOMBARD the HEART OF CENTER CITY, SOCIETY HILL, HEAD HOUSE SQ. “TOKIO B&B” STUDIOS. WALK to HISTORIC LOCATIONS, RESTAURANTS, PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION. TOURIST are WELCOME! Reasonable daily rates ($55-$100) wkly rates ($300-$500) TOURIST ARE WELCOME! WE also OFFER SPECIAL monthly rates. Website http:// sushi.madamesaito.com MADAME SAITO 215-922-2515

13TH & SPRUCE- Parker Hotel CC. Fully Furn’d Rms, no sec. deposit. Utils & housekeeping incld. WK: $165-$203; Day: $40-$56. 215-735-2300.

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SHARE 4BR. HOME Girard Estates.

W/D, C/Air, FT/Emply. No Drugs. $550/ mo.+. 215-468-4772.

ARTISTS STUDIO SPACE

GRADUATE HOSITAL AREA 2000 Pemberton St Newly renvt 2BR, LR/DR, Kitchen, Fin sm basement. HW flrs, Mod bath. CA, WD, MUST SEE! $1850+. Avail immed. Call Joe, 267-250-8139

ARTIST STUDIOS FOR RENT- $65$325 for 100-500sf. Open & private studios in beautiful 5 story warehouse in Kensington. Exposed beams & bricks with lots of natural light.

Utilities & wifi included. Info at: www.papermillarts.com Contact Karyn 215.687.8391

THREE + BEDROOMS

COMMERCIAL SPACE

23RD & CHRISTIAN Huge 3BR w/2BA, All amenities. $1375+. PMG 215-5457007 x302 1019 S.FAIRHILL (Queen Village) 3BR 2BA TH, WD, DW, CA. $1700+. mcolaizzo@comcast.net

COMMERCIAL/PROFESSIONAL SPACE PRIME HIGH TRAFFIC LOCATION W/ OFF-STREET, PARKING, SPORTS COMPLEX. VIC. 1200 SQ.FT. C/A, W/W Carpet, SUITABLE FOR GYM/DAYCARE/ SCHOOL/FOOD ESTABLISHMENT/ OFFICES. 215-755-6900.

1941 WAVERLY ST (RITTENHOUSE SQ) 2BR house w/Great yard. WD, DW. Must see. $1850. mcolaizzo@ comcast.net

16TH and SPRUCE 1 parking spot available. $175/mo. 215-636-0100

HOUSE FOR RENT

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South Phila. 3rd & Jackson- All new townhouse, HW flrs, C/A, granite, finished rec room. $1300/mo 19th & Mifflin- Lovely, all new magnificent townhouse, 2Bedroom, 1BA. $560/mo

Call 215-292-2176

20TH & ARCH AVAILABLE NOW!

– Newly renovated Two Bedroom with HW floors, High ceilings, Laundry on premise. $1,350

WASHINGTON SQUARE WEST

THE CLAREMONT (10TH & CLINTON)

– Studio on beautiful tree lined street, Great

location, HW floors, Laundry on premise.

AVAILABLE DECEMBER!

12TH & CHESTNUT

ALL UTILITIES INCL. $745

– Brand new One Bedroom, Beautiful HW floors, Great light,

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$575-1000 Locust & 21st Studios & 1Bd's, laundry, heat incl. $850-950 Pine & 21st 1Bd's, hardwood, heat incl., yard $700-1000 Pine & 22nd 1 & 2Bd, hardwood, heat incl. $750-1100 $975-$1100 broaD &Lombard sprUCe&Mod W/W,bi-level, C/A W/D 23rd1BR, 1 &2Bd, A/C $875-1000 $865-$900 Chestnut & 20th Ultra mod 1Bd's, C/A, great location sprUCe & 13tH Great Studio’s & 1BR, HW floors $875-1700 Lombard & 19th Newly renov, mod studio, & 2Bd's $770-995 Walnut & 23rd 1 &12Bd's, hardwood, laundry $575-1000 $800-850 Locust & C/A, 21st heat Studios & 1Bd's, laundry, heat incl.

Broad & Spruce Mod 1Bd's, W/D, incl. $850-950 Pine & 21st 1Bd's, hardwood, yard $850-995 Lombard & 9th 1Bd & 2Bd, w/d, hardwood, laundry heat incl., $700-1000 Pine & 22nd 1 & 2Bd, hardwood, heat incl.

CHristian && 2nD HWW/D floors, Heat1 &2Bd, & Hotbi-level, water$995-1100 incl $795 Pine 9thSunny 2Bd's, Studio, h/w floors, $750-1100 Lombard & 23rd A/C $995location $875-1000 & 20thlaundry Ultra mod 1Bd's, C/A, great Spruce & 12th 2Bd, 1-1/2Chestnut bath, bi-level, $875-1700 & 19th Newly renov, mod$995-1350 studio, 1 & 2Bd's Spruce & 16th Old World,Lombard 1 & 2Bd's, hardwood $800-850 Broad & Spruce Mod 1Bd's, W/D, C/A, heat incl. $950-1750 Art Area Ultra Mod 1 & 3Bd's, W/D,&Deck, Parking $850-995 Lombard 9th 1Bd & 2Bd, w/d, hardwood, laundry Green &Old 21st New1 kit, Yard $900 $995-1100 & 9th 2Bd's, h/w floors, W/D $825-1375 City1BR, Fab W/W, ultra mod &Pine 2Bd's, deck Spruce 12th 2Bd, 1-1/2 bath, bi-level, laundry sprinG GarDen 19tH3Bd, 1BR2 bath, with Den,& HW floors, New Eat-in kit, Yard $1275$995 $1950 University&City totally renovated $995-1350 Spruce & 16th Old World, 1 & 2Bd's, hardwood Garden Collonade-Extremely Nice Studio $950-1750 parrisHSpring & 23rD Cozy Studio, HW New kit, Laundry $725 Artfloors, Area Ultra Mod 1& 3Bd's, W/D, Deck,$700 Parking $825-1375 City Fab ultraC/A mod 1 & 2Bd's, deck $600-675 & Bambridge 1Old & 2Bd's, W/W, aspen &Q.V. 26tH3rd Great Studio & 1BR’s, HW floors, Laundry $745-$875 $1950 University City 3Bd, 2 bath, totally renovated $375 Spring Garden & 19th Studio, hardwood, Heat incl. $700 Spring Garden Collonade-Extremely Nice Studio Fairmount & 18th Mod 1Bd, $600-675 Q.V.C/A, 3rd W/D & Bambridge 1 & 2Bd's, W/W,$625 C/A $375 Spring Yard, Garden & 19th Studio, hardwood,$600 Heat incl.

Mt. Vernon & 21st Gret Studio, Laundry $625 Fairmount & 18th Mod 1Bd, C/A, W/D $700 Wallace & 20th spot 1Bd, parquet floors, yard sprUCe & 16tH Parking avail $175$600 Mt. Vernon & 21st Gret Studio, Yard, Laundry Aspen & 26th 1Bd, W/W, Wallace laundry & 20th 1Bd, parquet floors, yard$600 $700

Annmarie or John (215) 636-0100 Nancy or Ellen (215) 546-9247

AVAILABLE NOVEMBER!

– Bright & Spacious Studio with HW floors, High ceilings.

AVAILABLE DECEMBER! HEAT/HOT WATER INCL. $950

pine & 21st Lg 1BR, HW, Heat incl $1250 loCUst & 21st Fab Studio on tree line st. HW $725 soUtH & 26tH Studio’s, W/W, Eat-in kit $680 CHerry & 21st Sunny Jr 1BR, HW floors $775 23rd Studio’s 1 & 2Bd's,&hardwood, WalnUt Walnut & 23rD&Great 1BR’s, HWlaundry floors, Laundry $770-995 $725-$875

Aspen & 26th 1Bd, W/W, laundry

23RD & PINE – Spacious Two Bedroom, Lots of light, High ceilings, HW floors, Laundry on premise.

19TH & SANSOM

RITTENHOUSE SQUARE

annmarie or John 215.636.0100 Annmarie or John annemarie@wprg.net (215) 636-0100 or Ellen nancy orNancy ellen (215) 546-9247 215.546.9247

135 S.20TH ST (20TH & WALNUT) – Spacious Studios in High rise, Doorman bldg w/ Magnificent Western & Southern exposure, view of Rittenhouse Square, HW floors, Laundry on site, High floor. Professionally Managed.

AVAILABLE NOVEMBER! ALL UTILITIES INCL. FROM $1,325

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1737 cheSTnUT – Open SUnday 11/11 - 12:00 - 1:00 pM

acadeMy hOUSe

Beautiful 2 bedroom, 2 bathroom with open floor plan, chef’s kitchen, designer

1420 lOcUST STreeT

baths, hardwood floors, city views and lots of natural light, 1950 sf

Junior 1 bedroom, city views to the west and north, 624 sf

$1,425

1 Bedroom, city views, spacious kitchen, excellent closet space, W/D in unit,

bank bUIldIng 421 cheSTnUT STreeT

$3,750 2 bedrooms plus study, 2.5 baths, designer kitchen and baths, high end

The warwIck 1701 lOcUST STreeT

$4,500

details throughout, truly one-of-a-kind, 2117 sf

Studio, city, views, marble bath, wood floors, open fullsize kitchen, 345 sf 789 sf

$1,825

1 Bedroom, south views, wood floors, W/D, French balcony 789 sf

$1,600

$1,375 313 SOUTh 18Th STreeT

233-241 S. 6Th STreeT

2 bedrooms, 2 baths, eat-in-kitchen, high floor, lots of living / entertaining

Studio, wood floors, updated kitchen and bath, W/D, boutique building

space, 1314 sf

less than two blocks from Rittenhouse Square, 382 sf

$2,700

$1,350

parc rITTenhOUSe

rITTenhOUSe SqUare

Independence place

1 Bedroom, open kitchen, updated bathroom, balcony, 860 sf $1,625 Penthouse, 3 bedrooms, 2.5 baths, magnificent river views, fireplace,

225 SOUTh 18Th STreeT

The carlyle

updated kitchen and baths, 2575 sf

Studio, bay window, separate kitchen with granite counters and

2031 lOcUST STreeT

stainless steel appliances, marble bath, 439 sf

2 bedrooms plus den, large living space, kitchen has generous counter and

Open SUnday 11/11 - 12:00 - 1:00 pM

cabinet space, 1375 sf

2 bedrooms, 2 baths, marble bathrooms, hardwood floors, chef’s

$2,600

$1,625

3 bedrooms, 3 baths, large and light-filled rooms throughout, designer kitchen and baths, wood floors, custom built closets, 2527 sf

$7,500

7 n. cOlUMbUS bOUleVard $6,250

like-new, 1552 sf

237 S. 18Th STreeT – Open SUnday 11/11 - 12:00 - 1:00 pM

2 bedroom, 2.5 baths, updated kitchen, fireplace, 1 car parking

arT MUSeUM The phIladelphIan

1658 sf

704 sf

226 w. rITTenhOUSe SqUare

$2,150

2401 pennSylVanIa aVenUe cOMMercIal Space

Studio, overlooks the Art Museum, balcony, separate dressing area

The dOrcheSTer

waTerFrOnT pIer 5

kitchen, large balcony, all rooms overlook Rittenhouse Square,

The barclay

$4,850

$1,200

1830 Rittenhouse Square – Rittenhouse Square professional or

Old cITy/SOcIeTy hIll 4 2 P H I L A D E L P H I A W E E K L Y I N O V E M B E R 7 - 1 3 , 2 0 1 2 I P H I L A D E L P H I A W E E K L Y. C O M

Studio, high floor, oversized windows 573 sf

$1,375

personal office space in boutique, doorman building, 754 sf

SOcIeTy hIll TOwerS

The rITTenhOUSe

200-220 lOcUST STreeT

210 w. rITTenhOUSe SqUare

Studio, floor-to-ceiling windows, panoramic southern views 504 sf

2 bedrooms, 2 baths, lots of light. marble appointments throughout,

1 bedroom, treetop views of Society Hill, wood floors, updated kitchen and

western views, 1418 sf

bath, 700 sf

$4,250

Independence place 241 South 6th Street Penthouse with 3 bedrooms and 2.5 baths, balcony, magnificent city and river views, 2575 sf

$4,850

$1,850

250 S. 18th Street – Prime ground floor corner retail/office space on $1,200

$1,460

Rittenhouse Square, 1857 sf 1521 Locust Street - Entire floor office space, 3500 sf

The carlyle 2031 locust Street 2 bedrooms plus den, 2 baths, open living space, 1375 sf

$2,600

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1845 Walnut St. Suite 2200 • rentals@allandomb.com 215/545.1500 FoR A complEtE list oF ouR REntAl pRopERtiEs, plEAsE visit www.AllAnDomb.com

$4,500 $17.50 psf.

Call: 215-840-0437 Damon@DamonMichels.com www.DamonMichels.com

610.688.4310 MAINLINE

226 South St. // 215.922.4200 & Associates, Inc. Realtors ONE BEDROOM 919 McKEaN St 1St flR, 1 BR., 1 Bath, yaRD, NEw KitchEN, NEw Bath juSt REhaBBED

$650.00

aBBOttS Sq. cONDO (2ND & lOMBaRD) 1 BR., 1 Bth, , BalcONy, c/a, w&D, BaSic caBlE iNc. $1,500.00 715 N. 6th St (2R) 1 BR., 1 Bth, wOOD flRS., wiNDOw a/c, availaBlE NOvEMBER 9th

$875.00

4432 SaNSOM St. (1St. flR) uOfP 1 BR, 1 Bth, wOOD flRS,w&D, gRaNitE KitchEN, D/w,g/D, yaRD $750.00

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1134 PiNE St #301 1 BEDROOM, 1 Bath, a/c, w&D, NEw w/w caRPEt

$775.00

1027-31a NORth 4th St (NORthERN liBERtiES) 1 BR., 1 Bath,gOuRMEt KitchEN,w&D,c.a

$1,100.00

StuDiO 2224 S. BROaD St twO laRgE StuDiOS availaBlE, 1 Bath, tilE & w/w caRPEt tENaNt PayS ElEctRic $600.00

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tOwNhOuSES 705 S. PhiliP (2ND & BaiNBRiDgE) 3 BRS., 2.5 BthS,PaRKiNg,laRgE DEcK,fiREPlacE,gaRDEN, $2,800.00

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CENTER CITY

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1830 Addison St. Rittenhouse Sq. Studiosin MainLine $115,000 to& $150,000 1830 Addison St. Rittenhouse“Specializing Sq. Center City” 3 Bd/2 Ba; RenovatedTownhome, 1 Bedrooms $175,000 to $225,000 3 Bd/2 Ba; RenovatedTownhome, Damon Michels $525,000 2 Bedrooms $250,000 to $400,000 $525,000 Call: 215-840-0437 “Specializing in MainLine & Center City” $400,000 to $500,000 Damon@DamonMichels.com 1830 Addison St. Rittenhouse Sq. 1830 Addison St. Rittenhouse Sq. 3 Bedrooms Damon Michels www.DamonMichels.com 610.688.4310 Includes real estate tax • No transfer tax 3 Bd/2 Ba; RenovatedTownhome, 3 Bd/2 Ba; RenovatedTownhome, Call: 215-840-0437 $525,000 $525,000MAINLINE Damon@DamonMichels.com Open Sun 11-4pm | Mon 12-6pm CENTER CITY The William Penn House CENTER CITY PHILA. MAIN LINE SUBURBS www.DamonMichels.com 610.688.4310 1830 Addison St. Rittenhouse Sq. Tues-Fri 9-6pm | Sat 12-3pm 1830 Addison St. Rittenhouse Sq. - Center City Living!

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Pool • FitnessCity Center • Valet 1830 Addison St. Rittenhouse Sq. 1830 Addison St. Rittenhouse Sq. 1830 Addison St. Rittenhouse Sq. • Parking • 24 Hr Security 3 Bd/2 Ba; RenovatedTownhome, 3 Bd/2 Ba; RenovatedTownhome, Rittenhouse Square • Rooftop 3 Bd/2 Ba; RenovatedTownhome, 24 Hr Maintenance $525,000 $525,000 $525,000Pool • Fitness Center • Valet • 24 to Hr $150,000 Security • 1830 Addison St. Rittenhouse Sq. Studios Parking $115,000 1830 Addison SUNDAY St. Rittenhouse Sq. NEW/OPEN 2PM - 4PM 1830 Addison St.11:30AM Rittenhouse OPEN SUNDAY - 1PM Sq. 1830 Addison St. Rittenhouse Sq. 1830 Addison St. Rittenhouse Sq. 24 Hr Maintenance 1110 Terrace, Wayne 3 Bd/2 RenovatedTownhome, 1 Bedrooms $175,000 to $225,000 3 Bd/2 Ba;Grandview RenovatedTownhome, 507Ba; Addison Court, Society Hill 3 Bd/2 Ba; RenovatedTownhome, at “The Enclave” 3 4BD/3.1BA Bd/2 Ba;Contemporary RenovatedTownhome, 3 Bd/2 Ba; RenovatedTownhome, 2BD/2.1BA; 3-Story Contemporary $525,000 2 Bedrooms $250,000 to $400,000 $525,000 4,249 Sq. Ft.; Updated $750,000 $525,000 1830 Addison St. Rittenhouse Sq. Studios $115,000 to $150,000 $525,000 1830 Addison St. Rittenhouse Sq. 3 Bedrooms $525,000 1,836 Sq.Ft; Renovated, “Smart Home” $899,000 $400,000 to $500,000 NEWAddison - 10814 Valley Forge Circle, KOP 1830 Addison St. Rittenhouse Sq. 3 Bd/2 Ba; RenovatedTownhome, 1830 St.Sq.Ft. Rittenhouse 1 Bedrooms $175,000 to $225,000 3 Bd/2 Ba; RenovatedTownhome, 1727 Fitzwater St., St. #ARittenhouse - Graduate Hospitall 3BD/2BA; 1,510 Condo $ 190K Sq. 1830 Sq. Includes real estate tax • No transfer tax 1830 Addison St. Rittenhouse Sq. 3 Bd/2Addison Ba; RenovatedTownhome, 1830 Addison$250,000 St. Rittenhouse Sq. $525,000 2BD/1.1BA Townhouse $350K 3$525,000 Bd/2OPEN Ba; RenovatedTownhome, 2 Bedrooms to $400,000 SUNDAY 2PM - 4PM 3 Bd/2 Ba; RenovatedTownhome, 3 Bd/2 Ba; RenovatedTownhome, $525,000 3 Bd/2Sun Ba; RenovatedTownhome, 104 Green Lane, Haverford 1519 Swain Street, Art Museum Area $525,000 3 Bedrooms $400,000 to $500,000 Open 11-4pm | Mon 12-6pm 1830 Addison St. Rittenhouse Sq. Haverford Reserve 1830 Addison St. Rittenhouse Sq. $525,000 3BD/2.1BA Renovated Townhouse; $399,000 $525,000 $525,000 3BD/3.1BA; Sq.Ft. 1830 Addison St.Ave, Rittenhouse Includes real 9-6pm estate tax • No12-3pm transfer tax Tues-Fri | Sat 3 Bd/2 Ba; RenovatedTownhome, 1830 Addison St. 3,850 Rittenhouse Sq. 3 Bd/2 Ba; 1615 Fairmount Art MuseumSq. 1 year oldRenovatedTownhome, Carriage House $935,000 3 Bd/2 Ba;2,476 RenovatedTownhome, 4BD/2.2BA; Sq.Ft. Twnhse; 1-Car Garage $525,000 3$525,000 Bd/2 Ba;Bobarn RenovatedTownhome, 1348 Drive, Penn Valley Open Sun 11-4pm | Mon 12-6pm New - 1409 Wesley’s Run, Gladwyne $550,000 (also for Rent) $3,200/month $525,000 5BD/4.1BA, 5588 Contemporary $525,000 519-21st Street, Phila, Rittenhouse Square 1830 Addison St. Rittenhouse Sq. Tues-Fri 9-6pm | Sat 12-3pm 1830 St. Rittenhouse Sq. 2-3 Car Addison Garage; .89 Acres REDUCED $799,000 5BD/4.1BA French Colonial; 5,478 Sq.Ft. MultiUnit; Corner Property $1,000,000Sq. 1830 Addison St. Rittenhouse 3 Bd/2 Ba; RenovatedTownhome, 1830 Addison St. Rittenhouse Sq. 1407 County Line Rd., Bryn Mawr 1830 Addison St. Rittenhouse Sq. 3 Bd/2 Ba; RenovatedTownhome, Northwoods $1,150,000 3508 Hamilton Street Powelton Village 5BD/3BA; Renovated Colonial 3$525,000 Bd/2 Ba;3,300 RenovatedTownhome, 3$525,000 Bd/2 Ba; RenovatedTownhome, 6BD/3.1BA; Sq. Ft. REDUCED $627K 3 Bd/2 Ba; RenovatedTownhome, 3/4 Acres; Walk to Train - REDUCED $710K 617 Woodcrest Ave., Ardmore NEW - 2 Leverinton Ave., #39 $525,000 608 Braeburn Lane, Penn Valley $525,000 $525,000 1830 Addison Rittenhouse Sq. - TheSt. Watermill 1830 Addison St.3,368 Rittenhouse Sq. 3Bed/1Bath Twin;St. Ardmore Park $198,700 5BD/3.1BA; Sq. Ft. 1830 Addison Rittenhouse Sq. 3BD/3BA; 1,658 Sq. Ft. Condo Stone Colonial; 3-Car Garage $795,000 3 Bd/2Addison Ba; RenovatedTownhome, 1830 St. Rittenhouse Sq. 3 Bd/2 Ba; RenovatedTownhome, 1830 Addison St. Rittenhouse Sq. 3 Bd/2 Ba;Abrahams RenovatedTownhome, 1830 Addison St. Rittenhouse Sq. Updated w/ private Balcony $300K 264 Lane, Villanova 49 Cornell Rd., Bala Cynwyd 3$525,000 Bd/2 RenovatedTownhome, 3$525,000 Bd/25BD/2.2Ba Ba; RenovatedTownhome, 3$525,000 Bd/2 Ba; RenovatedTownhome, 500Ba; S. Front Street, Society Hill 3,314 Sq. Ft. Colonial 4BD/3BA; 2,900 Sq.Ft. Cape $3,400/month $525,0004BD/3BA; 2,031 Sq.Ft. Finished, Walk-out LL $549K $525,000 $525,000 1830 Addison St. Rittenhouse Sq. Garage Parking!! $975,000 18301245 Addison Rittenhouse 1830 Addison St.PENN Rittenhouse Sq. -- OAK HILL VALLEY -HollowSt. Rd., Penn Valley Sq. 1333 South Street -St. Washington Square West 3 Bd/2 Ba; RenovatedTownhome, 4BD/4.1Ba Contemporary 1830 Addison Rittenhouse Sq. 3 Bd/2 Ba; RenovatedTownhome, 1830 Addison St. Rittenhouse Sq. 3 Bd/2 Ba; RenovatedTownhome, 1600 Hagys Ford Rd #5V Sq. 1830 Addison St. Rittenhouse Duplex w/ Parking; Separate Utilities $499K 5,620 Sq.Ft. $1,500,000 $525,000 3 Bd/2 3$525,000 Bd/21716 Ba; RenovatedTownhome, “TheBa; Towers” 2BD/ 2.1BA, updated $215K 1501 S. Ba; 12thRenovatedTownhome, Street - Passyunk Square 3$525,000 Bd/2 RenovatedTownhome, Diamond Rock Hill Rd. Commercial Space and 4 Apartments $525,000 Malvern – 3BD/3.1BA; 5,700 Sq.Ft French Normandy; $525,000 $525,000 1750Addison Oakwood Ter #8K - The Estates 1830 Addison St. Rittenhouse Sq. REDUCED $499K 1830 Addison Sq. 2.60 acres; in-ground St. pool;Rittenhouse gatehouse. $1,499,000 1830 St. Rittenhouse Sq. 2235 S. South Philadelphia 2Bd/2BA; 1,247 Sq. Ft. $249K 3 Bd/2 Ba;Garnet, RenovatedTownhome, 336 David Drive, Havertown 3 Bd/2 Ba; RenovatedTownhome, 3 Bd/2 Ba; RenovatedTownhome, 3BD/1.1BA; 1,180 Sq.Ft. Twnhse $169,500 4BD/2.1BA Split in Paddock Farms $525,000 $525,000 2,346 Sq.Ft. $325K $525,000 NEW - “Oakhill” 2532 S. Watts, South Philadelphia 191 Presidential Blvd R828, Bala Cynwyd Condo “191”

1637 Oakwood Drive #S123 2BD/2BA; Updated Corner Unit

2BD/2BA; 1,877 Sq.ft. Rent $2,250/month AND sale reduced $225K

1,512 Sq.Ft. Rent $2,300/month or $265K

3BD/1BA; 1,048 Sq.Ft Twnhse $199,000

812 S. 19th Street - Graduate Hospital Great Investment 4BD/1.1 BA Reduced $330K

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open houses

RENTAL OPEN HOUSE SATURDAY 11/10/12 12:00-4:00PM

SALE OPEN HOUSES SUNDAY 11/11/2012 11:00AM - 2:00PM GRADUATE HOSPITAL 1018 S 22nd Street $387,400 FOR SALE BY OWNER 11:30AM - 1:00PM SOCIETY HILL 507 Addison Court $899,000 PRUDENTIAL FOX & ROACH 12:00 - 1:00PM SOCIETY HILL 32 St. James, #36 $535,000 PRUDENTIAL, FOX, & ROACH SOUTH PHILADELPHIA 2318 S. 11TH Street $209,900 PRUDENTIAL, FOX, & ROACH QUEEN VILLAGE 739 S.5th St., 3rd Fl $214,900 PRUDENTIAL, FOX, & ROACH

FISHTOWN 2643 E. Norris Street $189,900 PRUDENTIAL, FOX, & ROACH FISHTOWN 2645 E. Norris Street $294,500 PRUDENTIAL, FOX, & ROACH GRADUATE HOSPITAL 2125 Clymer Street $308,900 PRUDENTIAL, FOX, & ROACH QUEEN VILLAGE 302 Salter Street $439,900 PRUDENTIAL, FOX, & ROACH WASHINGTON SQU WEST 838-40 Lombard Street $1,795,000 PRUDENTIAL, FOX, & ROACH ART MUSEUM AREA 2047 North Street $495,000 PRUDENTIAL, FOX, & ROACH 12:00 - 1:30PM BELLA VISTA 634 Carpenter Street $605,000 PLUMER & ASSOCIATES GRADUATE HOSPITAL 2229 Saint Albans $429,000 COLDWELL BANKER PREFERRED

12:00 - 2:00PM QUEEN VILLAGE 525 Fitzwater St., #11 $236,500 COLDWELL BANKER PREFERRED QUEEN VILLAGE 525 Fitzwater St., #9 $250,000 COLDWELL BANKER PREFERRED WASHINGTON SQ WEST 420 S 11th Street $865,000 COLDWELL BANKER PREFERRED MAYFAIR 3138 Unruh Avenue $135,000 COLDWELL BANKER PREFERRED RITTENHOUSE SQUARE 2220 Manning Street $345,000 COLDWELL BANKER PREFERRED NORTHERN LIBERTIES 1005-07 N Orianna Street $789,000 COLDWELL BANKER PREFERRED FISHTOWN 2021 Dauphin Street $265,900 COLDWELL BANKER PREFERRED FITLER SQUARE 2526 South Street $489,000 ELFANT WISSAHICKON

12:00 - 2:30PM WASHINGTON SQ WEST 250 S 13th St., #2G $165,000 COLDWELL BANKER PREFERRED WASHINGTON SQ WEST 250 S 13th St., #11D $390,000 COLDWELL BANKER PREFERRED WASHINGTON SQ WEST 250 S 13th St., #4F $239,000 COLDWELL BANKER PREFERRED GRADUATE HOSPITAL 1834 Christian St., #B $310,000 COLDWELL BANKER PREFERRED GRADUATE HOSPITAL 1808 Christian Street $575,000 COLDWELL BANKER PREFERRED 12:00 - 4:00PM BELLA VISTA 1233-35 Bainbridge St., #D $339,000 COLDWELL BANKER PREFERRED BELLA VISTA 1233-35 Bainbridge St., #Ph4 $649,000 COLDWELL BANKER PREFERRED

12:00 - 5:00PM AVENUE OF THE ARTS 440-440 S Broad St., #908 $799,000 COLDWELL BANKER PREFERRED 1:00 - 3:00PM

OLD CITY 112 N. 2nd St., 6B $975,000 PRUDENTIAL, FOX, & ROACH NORTHERN LIBERTIES 609 Poplar Street $550,000 PRUDENTIAL, FOX, & ROACH

QUEEN VILLAGE 123-25 Monroe Street $1,000,000 COLDWELL BANKER PREFERRED

GRADUATE HOSPITAL 1905 Webster Street $277,000 PRUDENTIAL, FOX, & ROACH

SOCIETY HILL Abbotts Sq: 200 Lombard St $229,000 PLUMER & ASSOCIATES

OLD CITY 317 Vine St., #201 $899,900 PRUDENTIAL, FOX, & ROACH

EAST FALLS 3605 Calumet Street $169,900 PRUDENTIAL, FOX, & ROACH

GRADUATE HOSPITAL 2116 Carpenter Street $550,000 PRUDENTIAL, FOX, & ROACH

1:30 - 2:30PM BELLA VISTA 608 Kimball Street $329,900 PRUDENTIAL, FOX, & ROACH RITTENHOUSE SQUARE 1520 Naudain Street $569,900 PRUDENTIAL, FOX, & ROACH ART MUSEUM AREA 524 N. 22nd Street $599,900 PRUDENTIAL, FOX, & ROACH

OLD CITY 20 S. Letitia St., D $369,900 PRUDENTIAL, FOX, & ROACH OLD CITY 20 S. Letitia St., F $419,900 PRUDENTIAL, FOX, & ROACH

2:30 - 4:00PM GRADUATE HOSPITAL 1644 Lombard Street $329,000 PLUMER & ASSOCIATES

3:00 - 4:00PM GRADUATE HOSPITAL 776 S. Harshaw Street $369,900 PRUDENTIAL, FOX, & ROACH SOCIETY HILL The Willings, #104 $805,000 PRUDENTIAL, FOX, & ROACH SOCIETY HILL The Willings, #406 $575,000 PRUDENTIAL, FOX, & ROACH BELLA VISTA 730 Montrose St., B $435,000 PRUDENTIAL, FOX, & ROACH BELLA VISTA 730 Montrose St., D $469,900 PRUDENTIAL, FOX, & ROACH GRADUATE HOSPITAL 2027 Pemberton Street $575,000 PRUDENTIAL, FOX, & ROACH GRADUATE HOSPITAL 2229 Pemberton Street $565,000 PRUDENTIAL, FOX, & ROACH NORTHERN LIBERTIES 1013 N. Lawrence Street $394,000 PRUDENTIAL, FOX, & ROACH

P H I L A D E L P H I A W E E K L Y. C O M I N O V E M B E R 7 - 1 3 I P H I L A D E L P H I A W E E K L Y 4 3

RITTENHOUSE SQUARE The Chatham, 135 S.20th St Starting at $1,325/mo.

MICHEAL SINGER REAL ESTATE

WASHINGTON SQ WEST 318 S. Juniper Street $595,000 PRUDENTIAL, FOX, & ROACH

CALL 215.563.

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THINKING OF BUYING? NEW THIS WEEK! GRADUATE HOSPITAL

$308,900

Adorable and beautifully renovated 2BD/1BA home with fun yard, charming fireplace, and stainless kitchen, complete with hardwood floors, high ceilings, and recessed lighting!

919 N. 26th

ART MUSEUM

$225,000

$495,000

Newly renovated 3BD/2.5BA garage front home with 1-car garage, fireplace, roof terrace, and private patio, boasting tons of space, hardwood floors, and many luxurious amenities.

$469,900

Desirable 3BD/3BA condo with parking, common deck, and fireplace, beautifully designed with wood floors, granite and stainless kitchen, and an exquisite master bedroom!

2301 Cherry 4C

Comfort and character lie in this cozy 5BD/1BA home with wide open yard, high ceilings, lovely kitchen and charming details throughout.

2047 North

730 Montrose D

LOGAN SQUARE

$290,000

Extra spacious and cozy 1BD/1BA unit at Rivers Edge Condominiums with 1-car garage parking, balcony, and granite kitchen, designed with Brazilian cherry hardwood floors and tons of closets.

QUEEN VILLAGE 739 S. 5th St 3FL

QUEEN VILLAGE

$214,900

GRADUATE HOSPITAL 2116 Carpenter $550,000

4 4 P H I L A D E L P H I A W E E K L Y I N O V E M B E R 7 - 1 3 , 2 0 1 2 I P H I L A D E L P H I A W E E K L Y. C O M

$245,000

Cozy and loving 1BD/1BA home in the Hoop Skirt Factory featuring wood floors, wood beams, and an exposed brick wall, with wide open space and unbelievable views of the bridge and water.

$779,000

Brand new construction, 3BD/2.5BA home with crown moldings, a granite kitchen with BOSCHE appliances, and iron railings, complete with a large decked garden with 8 foot privacy fencing, plus amazing landscaping, and a deck off of the 3rd floor suite.

211-25 S. 4th 104

$805,000

2027 Pemberton

NORTHERN LIBERTIES 1013 N. Lawrence $394,000

2229 Pemberton

$565,000

$575,000

Fantastic new construction, 3-story, 3BD/2.5BA home with 3 stunning outdoor spaces, granite kitchen with custom cabinets, and finished basement, beautifully designed with too many custom finishes to name!

810-12 S. Delhi

BELLA VISTA

$319,900

Adorable 2.5 story, 2BD/1BA home with fantastic adjoining lot, original pine floors, and fire place mantle, also beautifully designed with granite and stainless kitchen and a stunning bedroom suite!

730 Montrose St B

$435,000

Fantastic bi-level, 3BD/3.5BA home with parking, wide open living area with hardwood flooring, and granite & stainless kitchen, also featuring a common hall, basement, and deck.

Cozy and spacious 3BD/3BA home with a wonderful layout, large den, and a second kitchen, along with plenty of storage space and potential, all found in a fantastic location.

Featuring the finest amenities, including 24 hour concierge and doorman, this 2BD/2.5BA condo unit in The Willings is complete with high ceilings, hardwood floors throughout, and a visual intercom.

Warm and inviting 2-story 3BD/1BA home with an exquisite fireplace and deck, accented with wide plank floors and wood moldings, also featuring a full bath featuring pedestal sink, claw foot tub, and a separate walk-in shower.

RITTENHOUSE SQUARE 411 S. Carlisle St 3 $225,000 Charismatic 1BD/1BA condo unit with high vaulted ceilings, bamboo flooring, and an impressive stainless and glass tile kitchen, all located just a stone’s throw from the Avenue of the Arts.

1710 pine

$325,000

Philly life and culture resides in this 2BD/1BA home with exquisite space, hardwood floors, and a wide open stainless tile kitchen, complete with beautiful baths and many lovely details throughout.

OLD CITY

42 x 50. $79,000.

Large Warehouse Northern Liberties Vicinity 1613-27 Germantown Ave

Approx 9600 sq ft.13ft ceilings.

Overhead door on 4th St. $299,000

Short Sale - City Line and Belmont 4439 Sherwood Road

$387,400 215-342-1231

Three bedroooms. Hardwood floors. Finished basement. Garage. $157,500

Graduate Hospital Vicinity 23rd and Ellsworth Street

Corner. Three floors with Garage. $150,000

Grays Ferry – Renovated Home 1543 S 27th Street

Total Renovation. 2 Master Suites. Powder room. Deck.

Finished basement. $164,000

2431 Manton St.

Ready for renovation. Near new homes. $29,900.

1945 Sigel St. Three bedrooms. $39,900

MAKE THE RIGHT MOVE

Fred r. levine r e a l

e s tat e

$340,000

Spacious and elegant 2BD/2BA condo unit with parking, granite and stainless kitchen, and high wood beam ceilings, also featuring tons of natural light as this is the largest unit in Bridge View Condominiums!

GRADUATE HOSPITAL $419,900

SOCIETY HILL 200 Locust 14FGH

Contemporary new construction 3BD/2.5BA home with 2 Juliet balconies, finished basement, and a rooftop terrace with wet bar, complete with hardwood floors, custom granite and stainless kitchen, and a playful yard!

Building Lot in Zip 19146 2225-7-9 Wilder

215-465-3733

soaring ceilings, exposed brick, and several skylights!

OLD CITY

Immaculate 2BD/1BA home with hardwood floors, granite & stainless kitchen, and wide open, fenced in cement yard, complete with many intricate details!

15,000 sq. ft. Elevator. Auditorium, Classrooms.

Lunchroom. Cell Phone towers. $495,000

NEW CONSTRUCTION 1018 S 22ND ST 3BR, 2.5BA,Ceramic Tile, Stainless Appliances Granite Counter Tops Jacuzzi in master suite w/ separate sitting room Hw/Flrs Throughout Fin Bsmt New Washer/Dryer

South Philadelphia 2038 S.22nd St.

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217 SPRUCE ST

128 CUTHBERT ST

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3031 Cambridge St Reduced! Totally Rehabbed 3BR/1.5BA Home , Perfect for First time homebuyers!

$224,900

5839 Christian St 3BR/1BA Calling all Investors: Renovation Opportunity on a great Cobbs Creek Block

$24,000

875 Taylor St Cute and Chic 2BR/1.5BA with Back yard A must See!

$279,900

5228 Pentridge Investment – REDUCED Short Sale

$22,500

$675,000

4621 Pine St #G405 3BR/3BA Condo –space of a house & convenience of an amenity rich building, Lovely original details $269,000

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747 N 26th St Beautiful Renovated Victorian Home over 3500 Sq Ft, 4Bf/2.5BA, C/A, Large yard, Steps to the Museum

873 N 24th St Beautifully restored spacious 4BR/2.5BA, Lots of orig details, Built ins, Chef’s Kitchen, Patio, roof deck, Sound

418 N 41st St A Fantastic Triplex in University City

system throughout

4948 Hazel Ave 5BR/2.5BA—All new Elec, Plumbing, dual-zone HVAC, redesigned and renovated kitchen and more

$319,000

4543 Sansom St JUST REDUCED! Wonderfully maintained 4BR/3.5BA Home U/Penn

$339,900

$685,000 RITTENHOUSE SQUARE / FITLER SQUARE / AVENUE OF THE ARTS

1919 Chestnut St #1007 Nice sized unit with great South View and lots of light

NEW CONSTRUCTION

$229,000

2220 Manning St Beautiful home located on the prettiest block in Center City in the Rittenhouse/Fitler Sq Area OPEN HOUSE $345,000 1709 Lombard St Char with Traditional Character and Modern Comforts with Garage

$650,000

212-24 S 24th St #2413 Gorgeous Townhome with a Brand new Cook’s kitchen 3BR/2.5BA with Roof Deck

$724,900

1204 S 17th St Ultra Chic New Construction in Graduate Hospital, 3BR/2.5BA Open Floor plan with custom features, Private roof deck , fi n Basement and tax abatement

$325,000

Fishtown – 2021 E Dauphin St 3BR/#BA Full Finished basement big fenced backyard, Gourmet kitchen with granite and SS appl

400-440 S Broad St #908 Symphony House Luxury 2BR/2BA condo with Lux. Resort amenities, 1 Year free condo dues purchased by 11/30/12

OPEN HOUSE FRI-SUN 12-5:00PM $799,000

$280,000

OPEN HOUSE $269,000 Bella Vista – 1233-35 Bainbridge St #D New Construction 2BR Condos in 12 Unit boutique building-Private Balconies

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OPEN HOUSE NOV 10TH AND 11TH 12-4:00 $339,000

426 Moyer St New Construction 3BR/2BA with Bamboo floors, Finished Basement, Roof Deck, Rear Yard

$385,000

114 Quarry St #2E 1BR/1BA loft style condo with soaring ceilings, Over sized windows, exp brick, beams

$250,000

429 N 13th St #2A Urban Industrial Open Plan, Spacious bi-level loft space with contemporary kitchen and bath

$240,000

Graduate Hopsital 1905 League St Kimberly Court – Newest Luxury development in Grad Hosp. Parking, Fab Floor plans,

141-45 N 2nd St #3E Fantastic Bi-Level Condo in the Heart of Old City!

$545,000

Upgrades Galore

$489,000

Bella Vista – 1233-35 Bainbridge St Penhouse in 12 unit Boutique Building – roof Deck Views!

SOCIETY HILL / WASHINGTON SQUARE WEST 250 S 13th St #2G Large 2 Room 1 Bath condo with High ceilings, Huge walk-in closet and great light

OPEN HOUSE $165,000

250 S 13th St #4F REDUCED! 1BR/1BA condo with high ceiling, Hardwood floors, Large closet & great light

OPEN HOUSE $239,000

OPEN HOUSE NOV 10TH AND 11TH FROM 12-4:00 $649,000 COMMERCIAL INVESTMENT

250 S 13th St #11D REDUCED! Spacious 2BR/2BA condo with LR, DR, Newly renovated Kitchen, lots of light, Hi ceilings OPEN HOUSE $390,000 1326-42 Spruce St #2601 2BR/2BA Condo Fantastic View Great Location

$449,900

420 S 11th St 4BR/2.5BA Fully Renovated rowhome, All Modern Upgrades. Includes

$399,900

Northern Liberties – 614 N 2nd St Great Commercial Investment – 3 Units occupied, restaurant, 1BR/1BA with Deck, 2BR/2BA W Deck

1-Year parking, Must See!

$975,000

OPEN HOUSE $865,000

105 Pine St Contemporary, Spacious Society Hill Townhome, Sumptious Master Suite with Garage/ 2 Car parking 520 Delancey St Society Hill Mansion Built in 1862 with 3BR/2BA and Garden

1039 S Chadwick St Best Price North of Washington! Contemporary high end renovation on a lovely tree lined block

$239,900

525 Fitzwater St #9 2BR/1.5BA Gated Townhouse community OPEN HOUSE $250,000 2232 Pemberton St REDUCED! 2BR/1BA, Freshly painted, Open Kitchen, Lrg Backyard, more info at www.22332pembertonst.com $307,500 1834 Christian St Unit B Brand New 2BR/2BA Townhouse Style condo in Grad Hosp, Private deck, Near All!! OPEN HOUSE $310,000 758 S Hicks St Granite, SS Kitchen, Brick paved Patio, 3rd Floor deck, Gas Cooking, Fireplace 525 Fitzwater #11 3BR/2BA New Construction, Gated Entry, Gated Parking

$329,000 OPEN HOUSE $236,500

900 S Schell St 2BR/2BA, Finished Basement, Roof Deck

$350,000

127 Monroe St Gorgeous Rehab 2BR/2BA, Finished Basement, granite counters, Top of the Line appliances 1013 Carpenter St 3BR/2BA, City Living W/Neighborhood feel 3BR/2BA, Parking, Fin Basement, FP, Move In Ready

$400,000

OPEN HOUSE NOV 10TH FROM 12-2:00 $419,000 2548 Montrose St Beautiful New Construction with 1 Car Garage!

$425,000

2229 Saint Albans Exquisite updated 3 story 4BR/2.5BA on a Wonderful block

OPEN HOUSE $429,000

1808 Christian St Better than Brand New Construction, 3BR/2 Full BA/2.5 Bath with Garage OPEN HOUSE $575,000 123-25 Monroe St Gorgeous Home 4BR/4.5BA double lot, 2 Car Garage, Rear yard, HW Flrs, Granite, Fireplace, Viking Appliances OPEN HOUSE $1,000,000 729-731 S Marshall St 4BRA, Superb Double Wide Home in Bella Vista with 2 Car Garage!

SURROUNDING AREAS

$949,000 $1,299,000

QUEEN VILLAGE/ BELLA VISTA / GRADUATE HOSPITAL / SOUTH PHILA.

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Kensington – 2770-80 Jasper Huge Warehouse

$1,100,000

Grays Ferry – 1307 S 32nd St 868 SQ Ft Lot in Gray’s Ferry (Near Wharton). Zoned for R10 (now RM1)

$12,000

West Phila - 5842 Windsor Investment Property: REDUCED

$25,500

West Phila – 711 N 42nd St 5BR/2BA – Fixer Upper, New Electric, Water, roof, Plumbing installed

$29,900

Southwest Phila – 2125 S 71st St SHORT SALE

$36,999

Kensington – 2124 E Somerset Huge 3BR/1.5

$69,900

Overbrook – 1660 N Felton St Well Maintained property in Overbrook with original details and Charm

$80,000

Fishtown – 1832 Memphis St Attention investors Prime location

$84,900

Northwood – 1517 Rosalie St 3BR/1BA rowhoome on small street in NE Phila

$85,000

West Oak Lane – 1535 67th St Move right In! Bright 3BR/1.5BA, HW Flrs, Open Kitchen, Sep DR, Freshly Painted, New Carpets, Large basement, Close to public Trans Mayfair – 3138 Unruh Ave REDUCED! 3BR/1.5BA with Garage and driveway Parking!

$129,000 OPEN HOUSE $135,000

Fishtown – 2608 E York St Great Location in Fishtown TLC Needed

$139,900

Morrell Park 10763 Helmer Dr Very Well Maintained home, Garage parking, Large rear outdoor space

$184,900

Cobbs Creek – 6230 Carpenter St A Fab Spacious home in the Cobbs Creek Area

$219,000

Point Breeze – 1737 Annin St Fantastic, Recently Rehabbed Townhome in Point Breeze

$235,000

Fishtown – 2212 Tulip St New Rehab in prime location! 2BR/1BA, HW floors thru out Must See!

$235,000

Fishtown – 1619 E Eyre St Elegance on Eyre St - Well Thought out floor plan with expansive rooms, Newly renovated with Style

NORTHERN LIBERTIES / NORTH PHILADELPHIA 642 N 8th St These Modern homes are 20 Ft wide and have great layouts with gourmet kitchens

$269,900

$289,900 Fishtown – 1125 E Columbia Ave 3 Chic Condo lofts just listed in Historic Candy Factory from

$279,000-$329,900

930 Randolph St JUST REDUCED! Great block 4BR/2.5BA Family Home, HW Floors, Exp brick

$314,900

414 Olive St Unique double carriage house 2BR, Den custom gourmet kit, wood fl , Garden, FP, exp Stone, brick beams

$459,000

Manayunk – 336 Leverington Ave New 3BR/2.5BA, Decks,Fin Basement, 2 Car Parking, SS Appl, 10 Yr Tax Abatement

1033 N 3rd St Beautiful Northern Liberties Townhome with Attached Garage

$475,000

Manayunk – 340 Leverington Ave New 3BR/2.5 BA, Decks, Garage, Full Automation System, 10 Yr Tax Abatement

$349,900

Point Breeze – 1246-56 S 17th St Church Building, Apartment building, Garage and lot all for one price

$449,900

Fishtown – 2666-72 Coral St Pub for Sale, 3 Apartments, Up to 20 Car Parking Lot

$749,000

1005-07 N Orianna St 4BR 3800 Square Ft mansion right in the heart of Northern Libs, W/ double wide lot and Garage!

OPEN HOUSE $789,000

$339,000

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CENTER CITY LUXURY CONDOMINIUMS FOR SALE! Avenue of the Arts

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$269,900

dramatic 5 story town home, completely renovated throughout, beautifully restored original details, garage, elevator, outdoor space

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6160 sf

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1,869 sf

$1,350,000

3 bedrooms, 3.5 baths, 270 degree city views, wood floor, chef’s kitchen, marble baths 2000 sf

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3 bedrooms, 3 baths, all rooms overlook Rittenhouse square, 2 sets of Juliet balconies, lavish master suite, brand new 1,709sf

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2 bedrooms, 2 baths, south view with lots of natural light, balcony, spacious living room area, 1281 sf

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1,198 sf

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220 W. RiTTenHouse sQuARe Completely Renovated , 1 bedroom, open chef’s kitchen, designer bathroom, partial view

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of Rittenhouse square, no detail left undone 918 sf $450,000 1BR, 1BA, hardwood floors, marble BA, custom kitchen 712 sf $399,900 1 bedroom, corner unit with south and east views, hardwood floors, marble bathroom, galley kitchen 686 sf $389,900 1 bedroom, south views, spacious kitchen, hardwood floors, walk-in closet in master bedroom 651 sf $379,000 1 bedroom, high floor, panoramic city views, lots of natural light, open kitchen 704 sf

penthouse with 3 bedrooms and 2.5 baths, magnificent city skyline views, renovated kitchen and master bathroom 2017 sf $775,000 2601 pARkWAy condominiums 2 bedrooms, 1 bath, Art museum and river views, wood floors throughout, washer/dryer in the unit 910 sf $204,900

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3 bedrooms, 3 baths, bridge and river views, updated kitchen, generous entertaining space, deck 2229 sf $325,000 2 bedrooms, 2 baths, lots of light, open floor plan 1300 sf $279,900

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corner 1 bedroom, furnished, chef’s kitchen, designer bath, 803 sf

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2 Bedrooms, 2 Baths updated kitchen wood floors, balcony 1281 sf

$775,000

$550,000

condo fees: $1,393

condo fees: $807

TAxes: $710

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$379,900 condo fees: $549 Taxes: $232 monthly cost After Tax to own: $1,846

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