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nabis industry, which has been a welcomed n Monday, I could feel my blood addition for thousands of new medicinal cardboil as I watched Americans holders looking for something to take their gather in mass groups with litmind off of rising debt and uncertainty. tle to no protective gear, holding However, there’s a right way to go about up signs protesting the state’s these changes and I’m not sure if standing decision to continue with stay-aton the steps of a state capitol with an AR-15 home orders. in tow is the right way to prove your point.

Initially, the thoughts in my head went to In fact, it’s not since everyone in these prothe sinister, staring at people holding signs and shouting chants like, “Land of the Free,” tests, while well-intentioned, just looked like a collection of right-wing dumbasses, which, I and “The Strongest Will Survive,” a tell-tale know, isn’t a far reach. I could only shake my sign that empathy for the nearly half a million head at what I was looking at as I people around the world who have wondered what was going through died from COVID-19 has officially their minds when they thought left the building. bringing assault rifles was going to There’s something to be said for sway the notions of the politicians someone who can disavow the nothey were trying to get across to. tion that this is a worldwide panAlso as an aside, I couldn’t help demic and that being able to get a but notice how passive police were haircut or your nails done is more during these series of protests and important than your own safety and I ask for them to have that same the safety of those you come in contype of passive attitude toward peotact with. ple of color exercising their right to This is an indisputable fact. protest as well. I don’t even want to There’s no cure for this and people imagine what would happen to me are still dying by the hundreds – daiif I showed up with a gun on my hip ly. Survival of the fittest isn’t the noand a rifle slung over my shoulder tion here because any of us could be screaming out “Black Lives Matnext to join the statistic. @SPRTSWTR ter!” The privilege was on full tilt in While that is my stance in this these protests. fight to eradicate or at least control Be that as it may, I understood. I’d like to the spread of this virus, I do see the other side think that for every protester pissed that they for the workers and owners of businesses that may not ever be able to recover from this. The can’t sit outside and get a margarita anymore or visit a Supercuts, there were twice as many small businesses that fuel our economic enwho were workers supporting families, and gine are forced to close until further notice. I their loss of steady income is a terrifying reunderstand that while appreciated, some people don’t want a handout. I read a story about ality they want their government to know about. a factory worker who was laid off and said If I could steal a repeated line from Mayor that he was “embarrassed” to be forced to colJim Kenney, COVID-19 is an “unprecedented lect unemployment.

Embarrassed, through no fault of his own, situation.” I hear that and what soaks in is is the definition of someone with drive and that decisions are being made on the fly, but in the best interests of the general public. work ethic. There’s nothing wrong or “embarThere are only a handful of us who have exrassing” about accepting a handout when you really need it. It’s why we pay taxes, to ensure perienced an event like this, one that has not only crippled our fair city but a nation full of support is made available to those who need states all with some very tough decisions to them in critical times. make.

There’s a need for things to return to norClose the economy in the name of safety or mal, primarily for an economic resurgence, open it and risk more lives lost. We are fortusure, but also from a mental health standnate that this isn’t a decision we have to make point. Anxiety and depression are at an alltime high, which if you read PW’s recent 420 because when you look at it as it stands today, there’s no real winner in either scenario.

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The Greater Philadelphia Region lost a pair of iconic women this week – at the same age. Suzanne Roberts, a champion of arts, theater and the matriarch of the Comcast empire, passed Monday.

On Tuesday, Betsy Wyeth, the muse of famous local painter Andrew Wyeth, passed away at her home in Chadds Ford.

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10,028 With an additional 475 confirmed cases overnight on Monday, the city surpassed the 10,000 mark of confirmed cases of COVID-19 Tuesday. The most confirmed cases continue to stem from long-term care facilities like nursing homes, juvenile centers and city jails.

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“Obviously this is a democracy. Everyone has the right to express their opinions.

I’m just hoping that they, like every other Pennsylvanian, recognize that we want to keep each other safe.”

– Pennsylvania Gov. Tom Wolf in regard to the hundreds who flocked to the state capital on Monday in protest of stay-at-home orders, demanding Wolf reopen the Keystone State amid the sweeping COVID-19 pandemic.

On Sunday, a man rolled his Ford pickup truck up to the Office of the Medical Examiner and unloaded bagged bodies stacked on top of each other. According to an Inquirer report, the driver mumbled some words to an unphased medical examiner, then climbed into the bed of his truck, stepping over bodies as he dragged them out onto gurneys by their feet.

Upon hearing the news, the medical examiner’s office did confirm that the bodies arrived in an “unapproved manner.” Yeah, no shit.

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Applications re-open from 10 AM on April 27 to 5 PM on April 30.

Apply online only at projecthome.org/maguire-residence.

Efficiency apartments available for one-person households. One-bedroom apartments available for one- and two-person households. Accessible units available for persons with disabilities.

Some units are set aside for persons who are homeless or formerly homeless.

Additional requirements apply. All applicants subject to screening. 27 units subsidized by the Philadelphia Housing Authority.

“What’s the point of even putting on makeup if I have to cover my face with this stupid mask anyway? There’s just no motivation to even try to look cute, everyone looks the same with these [masks] on.”

— A trio of women taking a stroll along Kelly Drive Sunday afternoon clearly miffed that COVID-19 is cutting into their beauty regimen. We have to give a golf clap to those who still can keep up intense levels of vanity like this during a pandemic.

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COVID Dancers, models struggle to survive pandemic closures

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or me, everything changed Friday March 13,” says Philly burlesque artist Queen Powell, known by the stage name Queen of Hearts. She’s been dancing professionally for 14 years and became a burlesque performer two years ago. “I was supposed to go out of town with the burlesque troupe I’m in and I had to make the hard decision to stay home.”

The 24-year-old then made “the tough decision to cancel my first Twerklesque weekend, which was completely sold out.” Soon after, she found the decision taken out of her hands. “Broadway went dark. Everything seemed to snowball from there,” she says. Burlesque shows in Philadelphia began to cancel: slowly at first and then cascading, and soon the venues scheduled to house them were shuttered entirely, due to fears of COVID-19.

“My full-time job as a hairstylist assistant manager was closed,” she added. “All future engagements were put off for the foreseeable future.”

Powell is one of hundreds of Philadelphia-area cabaret artists who find themselves suddenly cut off from not only their means of artistic expression and social connection, but also income.

Across the globe, showgirls, strippers and sex workers join the increasingly large ranks of the unemployed; but workers in more sexual and stigmatized occupations have fewer options for unemployment assistance, business loans and other support. Even in places where sex work is legal, like Germany or parts of Nevada, sex workers are not offered support through

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Everything changed on March 13 for Queen Powell, known by the stage name Queen of Hearts, as she had to cancel performances due to the COVID-19 pandemic. Image | Paul Ballard

unemployment because they are classified as independent contractors. In Japan, hostesses and brothel workers are specifically excluded from receiving government compensation during quarantine.

In the United States, legal, taxpaying, sexy industries were specifically denied access to some small business loans.

Any small business that presents “live performances of a prurient sexual nature,” is precluded from applying for the SBA’s Economic Injury Disaster Loan Program. Sex negativism was literally written into the bailout.

Some burlesque performers, strippers and sex workers are trying to take their jobs online. For established cam models or performers with large social media followings, this might be a viable alternative. The New York Times reported an influx of new performer and audience profiles on camming sites like CamSoda, but found that earnings for cam performers have remained largely static.

Newer viewers aren’t tipping as much, and many reliable customers are finding themselves without disposable income to tip. For those performers who share limited living space during quarantine, who are now taking care of kids during the day, or who lack the money to invest in equipment, camming may have become less possible to do.

To add to the frustration, social media prudery is standing in the way.

Stephanie Anders is no stranger to social media censorship. A professional domme and fetish model with over 12 years of experience in the industry, she’s been shadow-banned on Instagram for “weeks and months at a time” and tossed in proverbial Facebook jail (barred from posting or using messaging services) repeatedly.

“Social media has been going downhill for years, but this last year specifically is out of control,” says the Kensington resident who SEE STRIPPERS, PAGE 8

Ginger Leigh, founder and director of the Philadelphia Burlesque Academy, stopped teaching in-person classes March 11 and has been offering online workshops at a sliding scale on Tuesdays and Thursdays. Image | ChrisK Photography

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Recently, Stephanie Anders found herself barred from her social media accounts after resharing a 2-year old picture Facebook had suggested to her as a memory.

While sexy, it did not violate Community Standards as written. Image | Redlite Photos

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uses social media to promote her events and services, communicate with clients, and stay in contact with friends.

Last week she found herself barred from her accounts after resharing a 2-year old picture Facebook had suggested to her as a memory. While sexy, it did not violate Community Standards as written.

“I tried to dispute this and got an immediate response saying due to COVID-19, Facebook is short-staffed and all decisions are final,” she says. Now she can’t post, message her contacts, comment on posts or even “like” content for 30 days.

“I realize our puritanical social networking overlords have an axe to grind with us SWs, but is now really the time to force people into further isolation and withdraw a tool that helps many people make money?” she asks, adding, “and don’t even get me started on the hypocrisy of choosing now of all times to hassle the content creators that we all know everyone is turning to right now.”

Facebook’s Community Guidelines have always been anti-nudity, but after the passage of FOSTA-SESTA (a pair of federal bills meant to combat sex trafficking that widely limit free speech and, in reality, have made it harder to rescue trafficking victims) in 2018, the rules became even stricter. Users can be barred from using the site not only for arbitrary amounts of partial nudity, but also for describing sexual preferences or making innuendo about sexual services. That includes posting advice to other performers who might consider doing cam performance work, sharing safety tips or rate sheets on how to price saucy pics and videos. Multiple performers have found themselves cut off from Facebook while attempting to protect newer models in these ways.

Navigating this makes life much harder for people in sexual industries. Strippers, burlesque performers, models, and professional dommes like Stephanie drive traffic to social media with their content, but are forced to walk an ever-changing tightrope of regulation. Performers cut off from their social media will find it harder to make a living online, an especially frustrating obstacle in the era of social distancing.

“As far as business goes, things are pretty tight. With many people out of work, they aren’t motivated to purchase more than what’s necessary, says Stephanie. She’s no longer able to book in-person sessions with clients but she’s being resourceful. “I’m hustling.

Selling digital content as much as I’m able, and only buying what I absolutely need.”

Sex workers may not receive much in institutional support, but communities are organizing lists of sex-work specific resources and mutual aid groups. Harm-reduction organizations, like Philly’s Project Safe, are offering guidance, aimed especially at people in streetbased economies. The organization, which

has long been at the forefront of sex workers’ rights activism in the area, published a wellness guide on “the intersection of COVID-19, drug use and sex work.” The guide takes a practical approach for reducing risk of infection for those who are unable to physically distance, as well as advice on preventing overdose in a time of increased isolation.

For people interested in helping sex workers during the pandemic, there are many options for donating money and supplies. Another important consideration is to support performers directly, by paying for porn or tipping dancers during their virtual shows.

Many sex workers and showgirls have Amazon wishlists where needed items can be purchased for them by supporters.

Another great option is to take classes taught online by showgirls and other out-ofwork performers. Virtual workshops offering training in everything from seduction techniques to costume-making, fitness classes or sultry burlesque movement have popped up in recent weeks.

“While it doesn’t 100 percent take the place of being in the studio, my students have loved it!” says Ginger Leigh, founder and director of the Philadelphia Burlesque Academy, who stopped teaching in-person classes March 11.

She’s been offering workshops at a sliding scale on Tuesdays and Thursdays. “It takes people’s minds off of the current stressful and uncertain state of the world for at least a little while, myself included! Burlesque classes, by nature, tend to boost confidence and leave people feeling more connected to their bodies.

This seems to ring true even virtually!”

The Fishtown resident has been performing burlesque for 14 years, and teaching for eight, but she has little certainty about what the future holds. “There is the chance that even when we are back up and running that people simply won’t have the means for the extras in life, like burlesque classes. There is also a chance that people will be itching to get back in the studio to connect with other like-minded participants and move their bodies in ways that make them feel amazing in their own skin,” she says, continuing, “there is just no way to know what will happen when we get to the other side. Until then, I’ll keep teaching online for as long as people will join in!”

Queen of Hearts is also turning to virtual shows and classes. She’s optimistic, saying, “I am hoping that by May we can flatten the curve and be back to business as usual! That’s the hope I am holding on to.”

As for Stephanie, she says, “My hopes are for everyone to just listen to the damn CDC so we can help ourselves and catch up with this fast-acting virus. I hope everyone I love will be okay.” Long-term she believes “this inefficient society will implode and be forced to change.

The veil is officially lifted. Corruption and weaknesses have been fully exposed. There’s nothing left to deny, we need to reform. That or Thunderdome.”

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As close to Philly as Harrisburg, people are gathering in crowds nationwide exercising their right to protest state stayat-home protection orders.

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Shout out to those working in behavioral health, too I was hoping to honor and acknowledge some forgotten heroes, the direct care professionals during this COVID-19 pandemic.

My name is Nicole Buckley, I’m the executive director of Special Friends Foundation. Special Friends is a nonprofit agency supporting adults with intellectual disabilities and autism. We provide residential 24/7 care to men in homes both in Drexel Hill and Newtown Square.

The agency was founded by two parents of Louis, a resident who lives in the Drexel Hill home.

Looking for the best quality of care, and a meaningful life, the Garavente’s couldn’t find the right provider to care for their son’s complexities, so they started their own agency – I just operate and maintain it.

The staff are angels among us, they have sacrificed their own exposure risk and their families to step up and live in, some working around the clock caring for these men who can’t care for themselves. Preparing meals, bathing, reading stories, doing a puzzle, taking a walk, throwing a football and cooking Easter dinner are among the com-

mon things these caretakers do each day.

Yet it is just how much they go beyond, waking up all hours of the night to sit and talk or hold the residents because their fear and anxieties don’t quite understand why their worlds are suddenly so unfamiliar. Unable to see their families, friends, go to day programs, see their behavior therapists, their jobs or their favorite pizza shop on Thursday nights – COVID has turned their world upside down.

For folks with autism, routine and predictability are everything. For these young men, most of whom are their 20s, their health, safety and lives depend on our awesome staff.

There are no worries, only staff proclaiming to stand by the men they care for Image | Fusion Medical Animation no matter what the future holds. We are blessed that their efforts have allowed all of the men and staff to remain healthy and in their own home.

Rarely acknowledged, often underpaid the quiet champions of care are the Direct Care support staff that today, really are saving lives!

– Nicole Buckley | Philadelphia

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Vote to give city employees their political rights Before City Council, Librarian Richard Levinsen began his plea “For Philadelphia to strip its employees of their basic Constitutional rights as a condition of employment is to strip us of our dignity, our humanity, and our pride. Am I really less of a citizen in your eyes because I chose a career in public service?”

Believe it or not, Philadelphia City Employees, like Levinsen, are not allowed to have “involvement in political campaigns or in management of political parties.” Meaning there are 30,000 voters, about 2 percent of Philadelphia’s population, who work directly with the government every single day and are barred from fully exercising their political rights.

On Feb. 13, a bill proposed by Councilmember Derek Green was approved unanimously

by City Council to amend the City Charter.

During the June 2 election, Philadelphians will get to vote on the proposed amendment to the Home Rule Charter, which would enable 30,000 adults to become fully politically active.

This issue was brought to Green in 2019 by citizens concerned about the “strictness” of Philadelphia’s rules. They cited the federal HATCH Act, which had been revised to allow federal government employees to participate in political activity on their own time. It became clear to members of the City Council that it was time to modernize this rule, efforts began in 2019 but failed to pass before the new year.

In front of City Council, Levinsen explained, “Make no mistake, a great political battle for the hearts and minds of the American people is coming. This battle will be fought in voting booths and precincts around the nation. Please don’t send us into this fight with our hands behind our backs.”

Pat Christmas, the policy director for the Committee of Seventy (a nonpartisan organization that advances ethical and effective government in Philadelphia), said, “I’m not aware of any city or jurisdiction that has

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stricter rules than Philadelphia.”

Upon review, Philadelphia has the strictest rules of any major city in the United States.

New York City goes as far as allowing city employees to “work on a campaign and get paid” and they “do not even need a waiver to do so.”

Philadelphia’s strict regulations were put into place during a reform era. Since the adoption of the Home Rule Charter in 1951 city employees have been restricted from fully exercising their political beliefs. The rules came in the wake of a need for reform following World War II, corruption was rampant, and these restrictions were seen as necessary. Legal scholars have recently raised

questions about the constitutionality of Philadelphia’s current rules citing potential First Amendment issues.

Under current regulations, Philadelphia employees can donate to a campaign and distribute self-made campaign materials.

Philadelphia employees cannot solicit money for a campaign (urge people to donate), canvass for a political campaign, volunteer for a national campaign, volunteer for a statewide campaign or distribute campaign literature for a political candidate.

After World War II, the City of Brotherly Love was the largest it had ever been with a population well over 2 million. Many may think that corruption is still a major problem

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within city government, but as Christmas puts it, “Despite the continuing challenges with corruption, there has been a great deal of progress.”

It’s easy to view “city employees” as a synonym for bureaucrats. In reality, city employees are librarians like Levinsen, IT workers, 311 operators, health-care aides, and everything in between. The proposed legislation would allow social workers, office administrators, technicians and various other professions to become politically active just in time for the 2020 election.

All political activity done by city employees must be done off the clock and away from their job, regardless of the passage of this amendment. All parties agree that political work should be done outside of public facilities. “Let me be clear, for a city employee to engage in politics while on the job is not just illegal, it is immoral,” said Levinsen. The hope is that this amendment would increase political engagement, as well as voter turnout in the city.

This bill not only grants city employees the opportunity to become involved in the political system, but has an emphasis on training and awareness around the new rules. Green had expressed that city employees currently do not know their political rights, which has dissuaded employees from signing petitions or getting involved in their community.

If Bill 200015 is voted into law, nearly 2 percent of the Philadelphia population would be granted the right to become politically active.

Philly is a Democratic stronghold with Hillary Clinton getting 82 percent of the vote in 2016 and Barack Obama getting 85 percent in 2012. However, allowing 30,000 people to volunteer for political campaigns could affect voter turnout and political engagement in the areas surrounding Philadelphia.

On June 2, Philadelphians have the opportunity to vote on this amendment, potentially granting city employees the right to support their political beliefs publicly for the first time since 1951.

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CAST OF CHARACTERS From rants over people who haven’t realized the notion that masks are important to the fact that all this time isolated opened your eyes to Philly’s awesome punk rock influence, you let your thoughts be known this week and we scooped up a few of the best nuggets.

Just saw @ccdphila staffer doing a great job keeping our neighborhoods clean & this AM gave a to @PhilaStreets crew for putting up w rude trash habits.

A big call-out & thanks to both for keeping our distressed city #philly beautiful during #COVID19. Hope they stay healthy. @SageGallagher

ONE of the greatest thing about living in #philadelphia is walking 3 miles with Bear and @brookeeblackk and then stopping at parcrittenhouse for some #frosé DELISH!! (And of course cranberry walnut bread! @ Parc @CarynMBlack For a whole month and still I have to keep reminding people to keep your distance This is total irresponsibility is why #Philadelphia is one of the most highly infectious cities #Social_Distancing #CoronaVirusUpdate @Mina12121970

Hey #Philly, where’s your mask? I’m kind of bummed how many cyclists/ runners/walkers are not wearing a mask in public. These ‘non-mask wearers’ may be asymptomatic and spreading the virus to everyone on the trail! #COVID19 #WearYourMask @Radio1045Johnny The #coronavirus pandemic has shown how close to the edge many Americans were living, with pay and Every once and a while #philly you go benefits eroding even as corporate profand be so you. I’m sure my eyes are just its surged. an allergy problem. #joy @Philadelphia1776 @DaveMaynard1 THIS INCLUDES EVERYONE AT THE #Philadelphia #SchuykillRiverTrail I SAW OUT YESTERDAY. Put on a damn mask. Cover your face. Just cause you’re young and don’t feel sick doesn’t mean you’re not carrying it or susceptible to catch it. @theAprilLambert

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Quarantine has been awesome for discovering new music. Im floored by the #Philadelphia punk/indie scene and how @KyleGilbride is linked to sooo many amazing bands. ‘14-‘17 seemed like a crazy time to be there. @BadSeedTech

People should be released from #prison , have their records #expunged and #Marijuana #cannabis #weed Are people stupid? This nigga just told #hemp should be legal. #philadelphia a flat out bald face lie saying he a top. #local #celeb Dummy forgot the proof right on his This is crazy to me. All these people @ThePMABikeRide page wit pictures & videos of his ass & willing to risk their own health and othplayin wit dildos & then videos wit capWe are supposed to keep distancing tion sayin “I love dick”! #philly #phillydl ers and for what. Two weeks from now we will see a spike in cases in Philadel- and stupid people trying to come up to that’s why i say niggas n here be lyin. phia and this is why . #protests #Phila- me for a cigarette Just walk away #Phil@Crazyheadgame9 adelphia #Social_Distancing delphia #coronavirus @PodRandomly @Mina12121970 PHILADELPHIA WEEKLY | APRIL 23 - 30, 2020

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hat I want to know ceased for the moment – sorry, M. about The Great Re- Night – but luckily that isn’t slowing turn – my smart, the roll of directors with stuff In the soon-to-be-tradecan or producers from making deals marked phrase for the future. On the production tip, for getting back to Motley Crue manager Allen Kovac – life, somewhat and both on a roll after having produced slowly, with the cautious wane of the hit Netflix movie “The Dirt” COVID-19, and not that jackhole – has started his own new film prorush to the beaches that duction arm, Better Noise Floridians thought wise Films. Kovac hired Dan Lithis weekend – is will it eblein (October Films, USA

BY A.D. come with our new accouFilms) as COO, and among AMOROSI trement, hand sanitizer? If I the first flicks they have on head to a restaurant or bar, Better Noise’s development will there be sanitizer on slate of feature films and the white linen-set table next to the original content is one from Philly flickering candle (but not too near).

Born Films’ local producer/writWill fresh cool clear sanitizer come er Mike Walsh and director/editor in vintages like wine or degrees of Bridget Smith. Walsh and Smith’s density and strength like IPAs? Will “Sno Babies” was shot principally it have funny names for it like craft throughout 2018, is about a 16-yearbrewers give beers? Will I still be old heroin-addicted honor student able to pull up to my favorite distill- battling “the underbelly of suberies and tasting spaces such as Old urban teen life,” and, so far, stars City’s Art in the Age hot spot, and, Paola Andino (“Queen of South”) along with buying Root, can I still and ‘Michael Lombardi (“The get some of that fine Tamworth Dis- Deuce”). More word on this as the tilling small batch (like good bour- deal develops. bon) White Mountain Hand Sanitiz- See ‘Selah’ er? Here’s hoping.

One local with a film just out and Philly films screening now is West Philly naFilming in Philadelphia has tive Tayarisha Poe, whose Amazon

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Studios’ “Selah and The Spades” dropped on Amazon Prime last Friday without tons of warning. Born and raised around 40th & Baltimore and Cedar Ave., with a yen for film (and Rihanna videos, which shows through in the cinematography of “Selah”) since her teens, Poe’s full-length directorial and writing debut is set in the suburbs of Philadelphia and the boarding school culture in which she was educated (Poe went to Swathmore College, as did her brother, Assistant Professor of Music & Dance Jumatatu Poe). Only in Tayarisha’s film, “Selah” is a boss of bosses whose power dynamics are focused as much on being a crime overlord as it is a queen of school activities.

So, how much of “Selah” was in any way autobiographical, or about characters she knew? I asked Poe that last week. “The details of the world and the fact that it is set in boarding school shine through – the causal nature of when you erase the fine line between home life and school life and they’re all the same life… all that was part of my life,” said Poe. “The more organized structure of cliques – factions, in the film – that’s part of prep school culture. That too is a part, yes.”

Poe is a boss like “Selah,” too, but not over a similar dominion. I’m not telling you more – the film’s too good. “Selah and The Spades” is a great reason to make sure your Amazon Prime membership is up to date. Plus, you could look for hand sanitizer.

‘Empire’ crumbles By the way, remember how last week I told

you about the rumored R. Kelly-based feud between Southwest Philly native director-producer-writer Lee Daniels, his lying ass star Jessie Smolett, and how they both fucked up their once-hit hip-hop soap opera ”Empire” with their mess? Well, with no fanfare AT ALL, “Empire” ended on April 21. That’s it.

Last one. Rumor has the producers blaming COVID-19 for its abrupt end (“Empire” was ceasing this season), but, maybe, everybody just stopped watching when Smolett hit himself over his own head and made a fuss. Anyway.

Save the restaurants Are you signing the “Save Philly Restaurants from Economic Devastation of COVID-19 Crisis” Change.org petition going around? With its primary message already sent to Philly’s mayor, Pennsylvania’s governor, councilpersons and Congresspeople, a governing body of 150-plus independent restaurants are pushing for emergency money now, “as we cannot wait for federal aid,” goes its legend. I know. You’re sick of Change.org petitions, especially those revolving around anything “Tiger King.” I GET IT. But. Go to Change.org now and yell for Philly Restaurants.

Virtual music fest Remember the week in March (so long ago it seems, right?) that COVID-19 shut down music venues in Philly, and tours around the world, and how local manager-facilitator Andy Blackman Hurwitz and producer Phil Nicolo dropped everything to broadcast “Love

from Philly” from a recording studio in the ‘burbs with too many people in one room not social distancing, and caught shit for that, but got zero credit for trying to raise money? That one?

Yes or no, they’re trying “Love From Philly” again as a three-day “virtual music and arts and connection” fest, May 1 through 3, to raise money for resources focused on the music community, and so far, is featuring Schoolly D, Kurt Vile, Ursula Rucker, G Love, Jamaaladeen Tacuma, the Disco Biscuits, alone in solo projects and together, and more. If all goes as planned. Hit up the LoveFromPhillyLive tag at Instagram to find out details of how to view and how to give.

Shay’s passing Lastly, let’s raise a glass to Gene Shay, the legendary Philadelphia king of folk music who passed away from the effects of the coronavirus. He brought Dylan into Philly first, at the Ethical Society, before the boom, played Joni Mitchell’s “Both Sides Now,” on the radio mere minutes after she wrote that classic between Philly dates at the Second Fret, created the outdoor Philadelphia Folk Festival that has lasted until the present day, and helped give the rawest of folk music a much-deserved level of sophistication with his cool, calm radio voice and playful demeanor. He was a gentleman, a scholar, a bon vivant and knew how to wear a scarf in a manner that any dandy like myself would envy.

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ew York transplants Rudy Caporaso and Rosey Hay are the driving forces behind theater like theater you’ve never seen: The REV. They created REV to, yes, “rev” up classical work – to re-imagine and reinvent classical work, particularly Shakespeare. Working outdoors means they can see and connect with their audiences in a profound way.

They present their work in non-traditional, often site-specific and unique spaces: For instance “A Midsummer Night’s Dream” on the steps of the Art Museum, a parking lot, a pier, a tiny, empty storefront and a previously disused lot next to the Broad Street Ministry. They’ve created a partnership with Laurel Hill Cemetery and have presented “Hamlet” and “The Witch of Edmonton.”

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Their annual FringeArts offering, “Death Is A Cabaret Ol’ Chum: A Graveyard Cabaret,” in the cemetery (to overflow crowds) has become a Fringe First with a cult following for the past eight years.

This summer, with any luck, they are set to do an all-male “Macbeth” in Laurel Hill at the Victorian Receiving Vaults.

They also create exuberant period-specific musical events, a “1940s Cabaret” and their turn-of-the-century “Vaudeville.” This coming summer/early fall, they hope to bring a brand-new piece, “Sh-Boom! The Nifty Fifties,” free as usual to Philly Parks (Drexel Square, Dickson Square, Hawthorne, Fisher Campbell Square, etc.) and once again to nursing homes and veterans homes throughout the area.

PW recently caught up with Caporaso and Hay to talk about the company.

Talk a little about REV Theatre Company’s early days. How long have you been around, and who were the driving forces behind it?

We started doing theatre work as an actual company in the early 2000s in New York, and then we brought a production we had done in New York to Philly, and that was the start of REV here. Also, part of what brought us to Philly was (Hay) teaching at the University of the Arts and also Temple.

We presented our work intermittently here until we decided to really focus on Philadelphia as a base a few years ago. Great city and great theatre scene.

Rudy: After drama school, I did the traditional New York jobbing actor thing with agents, auditions and casting directors. All of it. And I worked Off-Broadway and regionally.

I enjoyed some success, but I felt out of control and just as importantly, utterly out of touch with whatever at that point I believed to be a creative artist.

I met Rosey at school (I was a student, she was a director). Out of our personal relationship, we began to work together (at that point producing work to showcase our individual work as director and actor to further our individual careers as such). Rosey and I decided to truly strike out on our own and actually begin a theatre company – REV. Why did you take the approach of reimagining and reinventing classical work?

Having worked at the Royal Shakespeare Company, Shakespeare is my (Hay’s) great passion. We wanted to make Shakespeare alive, vital and exciting. The REV aesthetic fuses a profound exploration of the texts with a ferocious emotional landscape, intensely physical staging and musical production numbers.

We both think this classical work (and particularly Shakespeare, that is) can and should be brought to everyone, of course. So, much of our work is offered free to audiences. We perform outdoors primarily because it’s amazing being able to see audiences and really connect with them.

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How have the coronavirus and all of the closures associated with it affected the company?

Well, first of all of course, we’re in a holding pattern like everyone else. We had planned a big summer/fall (“Macbeth” and then our new “1950s Cabaret,” plus our “Graveyard Cabaret”). Right now, we are struggling with making (new) ways in order to proceed.

And because we are partnering with various organizations, including the City of Philadelphia as we received a grant to bring the 1950s to various Philly parks), much of whether the actual show indeed goes on will be dependent on these agencies’ perspectives and policies.

Meanwhile – and again, just like so many other entities – we’re engaged with technology to help meet our immediate needs (ie casting, pre-production meetings and we’re looking at maybe even doing some rehearsing virtually if projects are indeed green-lighted and it’s all systems go.

The company also has an educational aspect. Talk a little about why education and outreach are important to you.

We both believe that the arts can have a profound effect on children’s lives, and we also believe that every child should have access to these kinds of educational and outreach programs. We realize that these kids need more than one theatre program to change his/ her life, but we believe that a program such as ours can be important in their lives.

Rudy: First of all, and probably ridiculously obviously, kids are the theatre-going audiences of tomorrow. I’m happy I get to be a teacher because of the socially conscience and engaged outreach work REV does in various communities. Working with “disadvantaged” kids, “at risk” teenagers (I hate those adjectives, but...)

And for the past two years we’ve begun outreach with seniors, which is wonderful too.

All of this is vitally important to us as a theatre company and particularly rewarding to me. It helps me to not become just another self-absorbed, self-obsessed actor in this world.

The outbreak, of course, has jumbled a lot of plans, but what does the future look like for REV in terms of upcoming performances and programs?

We have every intention to keep on keeping on. We are trying to come to terms with the fact that we won’t know anything for a while.

But we’re going to proceed with making our art and hope everyone else can and will too.

What’s the best way for people to learn more about REV and keep up-to-date on performances and programs?

We are in a bit of a holding pattern with our social media because of coronavirus. We will be updating later this month.

Our website is: www.revtheatrecompany. org, and we’re on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram.

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Scantron In quarantine? Scantron is happy to be your soundtrack. Image | David Norbut

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gets, and snagging coveted supporting spots hat Philly band Scantron is still on bills with their favorite bands. Recently, a band at all is surreal to everyScantron was named 93.3 WMMR’s Jaxon’s one involved with the project.

Local Shot Artist of the Month for April. EvWhat began as a low-fi bedroom side project for James ery Wednesday this month at 6:30 pm, their songs will be played on the station.

Everhart and Will Donnelly has “With all of us growing up listening to persevered for the better half of WMMR, this means a lot to the a decade. Along the way, the duo whole band. It’s like a badge of honcriss-crossed the country as memor. We’re stoked to be chosen and bers of Low Cut Connie, often openBY EUGENE can’t wait to listen!” Murphy said. ing for themselves and winning ZENYATTA Everhart adds, “WMMR was the over audiences to Everhart’s gasoundtrack to my childhood and rage-infused power-pop cuts backed being on the station is a great homeby Donnelly’s booming percussion.

A rotating cast of characters – bassist Lucas town honor!”

In the summer of 2018, Everhart hit a Rinz, keyboardist Jared Loss, and longtime sideman George M. Murphy – would join in wall. Six years on the road weighed heavy on his psyche; he was recently married and whenever possible, each adding their own brand of charm to the sound. Over time, burned out on the grind of touring. He made the band stumbled their way into relative the challenging decision to leave Low Cut Connie and return home to Philadelphia. success: syncs on network TV and Netflix, Later that fall, he found himself reinvigoamassing a deep back-catalog of sonic nug-

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Traditionally, Scantron’s recordings were the product of midnight tinkering in unlikely places, with Donnelly playing mad scientist over a cobbled-together eclectica of equipment. It wasn’t uncommon for months – sometimes years – to pass between sessions on the same song. With “Electric City,” the band took over Port Richmond’s Drowning Fish Studio for a tour-de-force weekend capturing the energy of the band in a live room setting. The sessions saw Donnelly return to the engineering helm, assisted by Davis M. Shub (Grave Bathers, The Bad Larrys). The release was mixed in Memphis by Adam Hill (Big Star, Deer Tick, Low Cut Connie) and mastered in Joshua Tree by Charlie Stavish (Jenny Lewis, Starcrawler, Ryan Adams).

“Scantron is always fighting an uphill battle,” explains Everhart. “We’ll probably never release a full-length album. We love to follow the script of the old single-slinging of the ‘50s and ‘60s – short, hot bursts of music with no in between, no fluff.”

PW recently caught up with Everhart to talk about the band’s success and what’s ahead.

How is the band weathering the virus outbreak? Have the restrictions had an impact on live performances?

Basically, we are in hibernation and writing mode. Just like everyone, we have a handful of very exciting local shows mapped out for the spring, however, we are scrambling to reschedule them. Since we are not a band that tours heavily anymore, many venues are giving preference to filling all of the most recent slots with touring acts. I suspect it will be difficult for local bands to fill their show quota, so we’re going to use this time to practice, write and stay safe.

How has being from Philadelphia influenced your music? Are there Philly musicians and bands who have been especially influential?

I toured as the lead guitarist with a minor song writing role in Low Cut Connie in their seminal years from 2012-2018. In that time, I realized how special it was to be from Philadelphia. I noticed that no matter where we went, people always had something nice to say about the city – especially people who were into soul and rock and roll. I always gravitated towards the dirtier DIY garage and power pop scene of Memphis, and I like to think Philadelphia’s mentality is very similar.

When I was coming up as a guitar player, my ear was tuned towards bands that focused very heavily on utilizing the studio in a very pure and organic way – relying on musicianship and listening. Dr. Dog was always a big influence locally. Recently I’ve been fortunate enough to share the stage and steal licks from some of my favorite local bands like Roger

Harvey and The Highlifers, Karl Blau, The Dawn Drapes, Pine Barons, Kirby Sybert, The Whips, and Ali Awan, who I sometimes fill in for on guitar. I also absolutely love The Tough S**ts.

Scantron’s EPs are kind of a throwback to the days when all albums consisted of songs that could stand alone as singles instead of having an underlying theme. Why are you attracted to this style of album?

I am attracted to this style of album simply because my attention span cannot create a long, thought-out concept record. My creativity comes in quick sprints and disappears just as quickly. I think people’s attention spans are also just not equipped for true LPs anymore.

I’d rather just keep the tunes coming one-byone rather than sitting on a “masterpiece” for two years only to find out that once I’ve released it, it’s not relevant anymore.

With that being said, if you choose to produce standalone singles, you have to certainly focus on writing hooks and material that will keep people constantly engaged. Once you get enough singles – then release the “Greatest Hits” on a 12” and call it a day.

It’s an exciting time for you, with a recently released EP and single, and being named the Local Shot Artist of the Month at WMMR. How has the new music been received by your fans? What’s the feedback been from the WMMR exposure?

I am thankful to have been able to bring Scantron’s music around the country a few times and even more thankful that the friends I’ve made along the way have stuck with me even after I decided to leave Low Cut Connie.

The new EP was a delight to make, and it was even better when I would receive messages from friends across the country about it. It was a nice portal to connect with people I haven’t spoken to in a while.

Being named the WMMR local artist in the month of April is wonderful – I would imagine that a ton of people are listening to their radios while they kill time waiting for the quarantine to lift, and I’m happy to be their soundtrack.

I grew up listening to Y100 and WMMR off of an old clock radio in my bedroom – I think 11-year-old me would be just as stoked as 31-year-old me.

What’s ahead for Scantron – once the virus passes? New music and live performances? How can people stay up-to-date with what you are doing?

I am busily trying to reschedule some missed dates – though we are looking forward to a few gigs that are set in stone further down the line. Currently, we are busy writing new material for another EP, and I am also training up a new eight-piece psych folk ensemble, Cosmic Guilt.

The best way to stay up-to-date with Scantron and our little song factory is either via my instagram @jimmyscantron or the band’s page @scantrontheband. We’re chomping at the bit and cannot wait to play together again.

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A list of things to do while mandated not to do anything What we’re watching...

Michael Jordan: The Last Dance

A 10-part series on the arguably the greatest basketball player to live in addition to his life off the court? Sign us up. We appreciate the folks at ESPN, who we’re told moved the release of this series from its original date in June to April 19 for our collective viewing pleasures. It’s got footage never seen before and, honestly, stuff we’ve always wanted to see. If you’re a sports nut, you’re in for a treat while we collectively wait this out.

High Maintenance

Binge watching the latest season of this HBO series has been one of the great joys of being in isolation. High Maintenance shows the continuum of life around the orbit of “Guy,” a bike-riding, drug dealer who rides around the streets of New York City and meets some interesting folks all interested in buying pot to get through their really interesting lives. You’ll like Guy, but it’s the people he comes in contact with on his daily travels who have stories you can certainly relate to. | HBO, HBO Go.

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Waco

Good Boys

The Night Manager

Schitt’s Creek: Final Season

It’s the real-life depiction of the 1993 standoff and subsequent raid by federal agencies of a cult compound in Waco, Texas, led by the deranged and conniving teachings of David Koresh. Koresh, a religious leader, and his followers held a nation hostage which watched as FBI and ATF agents tried for 51 days to get Koresh and his followers of the Branch Davidian compound safely. This story is true and, from everything we’ve read, this depiction is pretty accurate. | Prime Video, Netflix

It’s a six-part miniseries of a hotel manager with a secret past as an ex-military operative who is found and recruited to come back into the life to infiltrate and help stop a chemical arms dealer. You’ve seen shows like these before – we all have – but Tom Hiddleston plays his character Jonathan Pine extremely well and convincingly enough that this will be a show you’ll want to binge watch. | Amazon Prime

If you need a laugh and to not think about the struggles of life, this movie is good for both. It chronicles a crew of 12-year-olds in that awkward stage of life where you think you know everything about everything, but yeah, you don’t. Is it going to win any awards? Probably not, but the plot is interesting and quasi-comical enough where you won’t turn the TV off wondering what you just did with your life because chances are you spent it chuckling at the stupidity of it all. | HBO, On Demand

We’re depressed that this show came to an end this season because we were just getting into it. A super-rich family banished to a podunk town they own and the IRS can’t confiscate after losing everything hands down has been one of the great joys on TV. Creator Dan Levy, who plays David in the show, told late-night talk host James Corden that the show has been “one of the great joys of his life.” We share his sentiment. | Netflix

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Stay-at-home protesters

Look, we know the right to protest is American, but we’re scratching our heads on the thought process of people who think that it’s smart to stand around in close quarters and oppose safety measures designed to prevent you from getting the very thing you’re in protest of. We’re also extremely confused about the need for high-powered rifles while you do it, but that’s another right granted too, we suppose.

What we’re baffled by....

Lack of non-COVID-19 news

How are people not supposed to feel anxious about the coronavirus when it’s pumped in your face 24/7 by mainstream media? Daily death counts, stressed out medical personnel, unemployment at astronomical rates.

Look, we know doom and gloom (and sex) sells, but if there could just be a channel dedicated to some sense of normalcy. It’s sad when a mass shooting is a blip of coverage because a news station has to remind us that corona is everywhere and personal protective equipment isn’t.

Just how fast time goes on quarantine

Is it just us or does it feel like the days are zooming by?

In addition to having to look at your phone to remember exactly what time it is, tack on the fact that the space of time between morning and evening feels like 20 minutes.

While we can’t wait for life to return to some sense of normalcy, we’re not going to pretend like managing life from the comfort of sweatpants hasn’t been a welcomed treat.

Closed state stores

The sale of spirits in Pennsylvania is not allowed until further notice. Why? Residents can go to a distributor and purchase beer, you can go to a supermarket and buy beer, wine and champagne, but the notion of anything more is preposterous? Listen, let’s be clear on two things: if you’re supporting a local brewery or winery at this time and beer is your thing then, thank you for your civic contributions.

Second, we’re not condoning using alcohol as a means to get by, either. But a choice should be to make a cocktail if you want. New Jersey and Delaware realize this, but leave it to the Keystone State to lag behind.

People littering sanitary gloves

We wrote about this a few weeks ago, but we have to ask again: Who TF are these people who think that removing protective gloves and throwing them on the ground is a good idea? You can’t walk through a parking lot of any store in the city without finding a pair just camping out in the street. We know that the bulbs aren’t as bright as they should be in all of us, but come on, this is fucking common sense. No one wants to pick your used PPEs off of the ground, so stop being a disgusting POS and find a trash can. This has been a public service announcement from your friends at PW.

Building Philadelphia

Even though it’s been deemed non-essential, you can’t walk a few blocks in the outlying sections of the city and not see major construction taking place. In fact, we write this to the boom of an excavator dumping dirt into a truck right now. No, seriously. Listen, we get that times are hard and completed sites mean dollars in your pocket. But at what expense? Taking home COVID-19? Suppose you can put a price on your life.

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2nd Story Brewing Company 117 Chestnut Street 2ndstorybrewing.com

At the time we wrote this, it was still permissible to leave your house to walk or jog – as long as you avoided walking or jogging with groups of strangers. The weather is getting better and the fresh air will do you some good.

One of the necessities of surviving the pandemic is, of course, beer. The good folks at visitphilly.com rounded up some of the local craft breweries that are delivering that vital staple of life straight to your doorstep.

Head over to visitphilly.com for the complete list.

The breweries we’re supporting this week...

Goose Island Brewhouse 1002 Canal Street gooseisland.com Attic Brewing Company 137 Berkley Street atticbrewing.com

Attic Brewing Company, the first brewery operating in Philly’s Germantownneighborhood in more than 100 years, delivers cans to neighborhoods near the brewery from Wednesday through Saturday (in addition to trips to other neighborhoods, towns and counties on select days). Check the website for the full delivery schedule.

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The Fishtown outpost of this beloved Midwestern brewery delivers beer to some of its neighbors, offering freshly filled growlers, plus four-packs, six-packs and cases of cans as well as some specialty bottles.

Iron Hill Brewery 1150 Market Street Ironhillbrewery.com

This chain brewery and restaurant has locations all over the region, so chances are there’s one near you that’s delivering four-packs and growlers of beer. While you’re at it, skip cooking dinner and order pizza, burgers, salads or other fare from the brewery’s food menu.

Love City Brewing 1023 Hamilton Street Lovecitybrewing.com

The Callowhill brewery and tasting room is delivering variety packs – featuring their namesake lager, the Unity IPA and other standbys – anywhere in Philadelphia.

Order mixed cases, 12-packs or six-packs to your house and receive a delivery in 24 to 48 hours.

Mainstay Independent Brewing Company 901 N. Delaware Avenue Mainstaybrewing.com

Mainstay Independent Brewing Company – helmed by a 20-year veteran brewmaster of Sly Fox Brewing Company – delivers four-packs and cases of its double dry-hopped IPA, Vienna-style lager and more varieties to beer seekers in Philadelphia and Phoenixville.

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HUNGRY? COVID-19 can’t keep you from great food

Restaurants and bars throughout Philly are battling through the coronavirus and all of the restrictions that come with it. To help both them and you – our hungry readers – PW has a few things working:

P’unk Burger

1823 East Passyunk Ave. or Call: 215-468-7865. Takeout or delivery only. Must order ahead. Full menu of all of your P’unk Burger favorites, including build your own burgers, signature burgers, tuna, sandwiches, vegan and gluten free offerings, fries, onion rings, shakes and much more. Order at http://punkburger.com/

Rosy’s Taco Bar

Open Noon to 10pm Daily. Take-out with call-ahead and delivery. Available through website directly as best option, or order through Caviar and Grubhub.

Rosy’s remains open as a resource for its neighbors and the community with a selection of food and drink – including new Cocktails to Go Kits, Mainstay Independent Brewing Company Beers, Seltzers, Tacos, Entrees, Sides, Burritos and More. Eight varieties of tacos include: Korean-style short ribs, Camarones with jumbo shrimp, Pollo Tinga with chicken tinga, Bistec with verde-marinated beef, Chorizo with chorizo picante and potatoes, Al Pasta with pork shoulder and pineapple, and Veggie with eggplant, corn, poblana and chihuahua cheese. https://rosystacobar.com/

Casa Mexico

1134 S 9th St. The restaurant is open Monday through Friday, from 4pm to 8pm for take-out. Cristina is preparing two or three guisados daily, served with tortillas, rice and beans. The best way to do it is just stop by, see what’s on the menu, and wait a few minutes for the food to be prepared to go.

Cry Baby Pasta

Home delivery and curbside pick-up. Tuesday to Saturday. Homemade pasta kits, entrees and desserts for the family. Sample daily menus include Harissa Baby Carrots with Mint Salsa Verde, Caesar Salad, Chicken Riggies with Vodka Sauce (Pancetta, Smoked Chicken), Bolognese and Tagliatelle, Pomodoro Sauce with Fresh Rigatoni, Shrimp Fra Diavoli and Spaghetti, Meatballs and Marinara, Linguine and Puttanesca, Double Bone-in Pork Chops, Chicken Francaise, Macaroons, Butterscotch Budino, Chocolate Cream Pie. https://www.toasttab.com/cry-baby-pasta/v3

SliCE Fishtown 431 E. Girard Ave. 215-425-1555

SliCE South Philadelphia 1180 S. 10th St. 215-463-0868

Order here: www.slicepa.com Take-out or delivery only. Must order ahead. Full selection of pizza, signature pies, calzones, strombolis, salads, desserts, and make your own pizza kits.

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Moves Q: I was raised in a religious home and woman who isn’t my wife desirable. (Including, but not limited to, her family and friends.) didn’t lose my virginity until the embarrassI should also mention that she has no interest ing age of 26. I was told by the church to save in having an open relationship or threesome it for marriage, and I was a virgin until I met because she prefers having me “all the woman who would become my to herself.” I don’t want to ask her to wife at a party. I said to hell with it, we had a one-night stand, and we’ve change because she’s perfectly hapbeen together now for eight years. py with herself but I’m becoming inI’m tall and slim and my wife is creasingly resentful. What do I do? short and heavy. Like an idiot, I beHow do I tell her? And is there any lieved it’s what’s on the inside that way I can come out of this a good matters. My wife is the sweetest, husband? most thoughtful person I’ve ever – In The Shallows met, I love spending time with her, but I have absolutely no sexual atI was so relieved to get all the traction to her. As a result, I’ve all way to the end of your letter but stopped initiating sex and on without learning you had kids. the rare occasion when we do make Because that means I can advise love I make her come twice while you – with a clear conscience – to I’m struggling just to get off. file for divorce and move the fuck I know it’s shallow and I know out just as soon as it’s possible to do @FAKEDANSAVAGE beauty is only skin deep, but what so. Not for your own sake, ITS, but am I supposed to do when seeing for your wife’s sake. She deserves my wife naked sends me into an anxiety atbetter. tack? When I’m helping out with laundry, I get You say you’re growing increasingly resentbummed because there’s nothing in her wardful. I hope your resentment is directed at all of robe I find attractive on her. Even when I look the people who victimized you. Your wife isn’t at old pictures of us together I get extremely one of them. It’s your parents you should redepressed because I know this is the best she’s sent, ITS, as well as all the sex-phobic bullshit ever going to look. It doesn’t help that she artists out there masquerading as “faith leadfinds me handsome and regularly tells me so. ers.”

It’s gotten to the point where I find any You should be angry with yourself too.

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While I know from personal experience how a religious upbringing can put the zap on a kid’s head, you were a grown-ass man when you met your wife at that party. You couldn’t have slept with her that night – you couldn’t have lost your virginity in a one-night stand – if you hadn’t already rejected nearly everything you’d been taught about sex. If you were capable of having premarital sex, you were capable of refraining from marrying the first person you slept with.

Your wife is gonna want to know why you’re leaving her – of course she is – but you’re not going to tell her the real reason. You’re going to make something up. You want kids and she doesn’t (or vice-versa), you married too young (which is true), you have unresolved childhood issues (and don’t we all). While you won’t be able to spare your wife the pain of a breakup, ITS, you can spare her the pain of learning the person she’s been sleeping with for eight years is repulsed by her body. You can’t be a good husband to her, ITS, but you can be a decent ex-husband. And to do that – to be her decent and loving and supportive ex – you can’t set her self-esteem on fire on your way out the door.

And your wife’s body isn’t repulsive. She’s not someone you’re attracted to, ITS, and you’re not obligated to find short and round women sexually appealing. But while e. (Includ-“tall and slim” are more d friends.)closely associated with no interestconventional concepts of threesomeattractiveness, ITS, not ng me “alleveryone’s into tall and ask her toslim. There are people who are into short and ectly hap-round and people out there who are attracted coming in-to all body types and people who are utterly t do I do?indifferent to bodies. Your wife deserves the there anychance to find someone who’s sincerely athis a goodtracted to her. Even being alone would be better than spending decades with someone who recoils from her touch.

For the record: What’s on the inside does et all thecount. It matters. If you met a woman who was ur lettermore conventionally attractive – if you were had kids.with someone who was your idea of hot – and an adviseover time she revealed herself to be an asshole ience – to(if she was rude to waiters, if she was emoe the fucktionally abusive, if she was a Trump supportsible to doer, etc.), your attraction to her would wither e, ITS, butaway. What you want – not what you’ll get, ITS, e deservesbut the best you can hope for – is some combo of hot on the outside (subjective and personal) gly resent-and good on the inside. And the longer you’re ed at all of with someone, ITS, the more important good r wife isn’ton the inside becomes. Time is a motherfuckshould re-ing meat grinder and it makes hamburger ic bullshitout of us all. If you prioritize your idea of faith lead-hot over all other qualities, you run the very real risk of spending decades with a person rself too.who has aged out of hot and was never nice.

Q: Long time reader asking for advice. I’m a med student, I came to the U.S. when I was 18 to go to college, and I’m still in the U.S. I’m 25 now and I’ve been dating my boyfriend for about three years now. We’re somewhat monogamous and have been living together for two years. I’m out as a gay man where we live, but my parents and family back in Brazil have zero idea. As you may know, Brazil has a weird relationship with sexuality. We’re seen and for the most part are very open but our culture is also very homophobic. My BF has been pressuring me to come out but I’ve been apprehensive considering how important family is to me.

– Fears A Massive Implosion Likely, Yet… Gay men don’t come out to our families because they’re unimportant to us. We come out to our families because they are important to us.

Family is important to you and you’re worried you might lose yours if you come out to them. But you’re definitely gonna lose them if you don’t. Because to keep your life a secret from them – to hide your boyfriend from them – you’re going to have to cut them out of your life. It’ll be little things at first, FAM, but over time the amount of things you have to keep from them grows. Lies pile up on top of lies and the distance between you and your family grows.

Before you know it, they don’t know you at all anymore and you don’t know them. Because you can’t risk letting them know you. So to avoid their possible rejection, you will have rejected them. You will have lost your family.

I know, I know: It’s scary. I came out to my very Catholic family when I was a teenager. I was scared to death. But if they couldn’t accept me for who I am – if I couldn’t rely on their love and support – what was the point of having them in my life at all?

P.S. No one likes being someone’s dirty little secret. It hurts your boyfriend to see the person who claims to love him prioritize his family’s presumed bigotry (it’s possible they’ll react more positively than you think) over his feelings and dignity. By not coming out, FAM, you will lose the family you were born into and the one you’ve created with your boyfriend too. www.savagelovecast.com

“Gay men don't come out to our families because they’re unimportant to us. We come out to our families because they are important to us.”

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REGGIE Center City

$1735 / 1br - 563ft2 - 1 Bedroom -1 Bath - W-D In-Unit. Center City (1411 Walnut St. Exchange Building) KEY FEATURES: Bedrooms: 1 Bed. Bathrooms: 1 Bath. Lease Duration: 1 Year. Deposit: $500. Pets Policy: Cats & Dogs OK. Laundry: Shared. Property Type: Apartment. DESCRIPTION: 1 Bedroom Apartment home with Hard Wood Floors; Central Heating; Central Cooling; Microwave; Building Features Exercise Room and Front Desk. The original home of the Philadelphia Stock Exchange; known for its popular restaurants and nightlife spots, Midtown Philadelphia is a fun and exciting place to live. Just steps away from some of Philadelphia’s best culinary experiences, you will revel in the hustle and bustle of Center City life! RENTAL FEATURES: Living room. Range / Oven. Refrigerator. Microwave. Heat: forced air. Central A/C. Double pane / Storm windows. Cable-ready. Hardwood floor.

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Private balcony

$1340 / 1br - Walk to PCOM, Private Balcony, Close to Center City, Spacious Closets (2746 Belmont Ave). FEATURES: Free Wi-Fi in Lobby. On-Site Maintenance/ 24-Hours Emergency Service. Off Street Parking. Garage Parking Available. Close to Restaurants. Spacious Floor Plans. 24-Hour Fitness Center. Laundry Facilities in Every Floor. Professional On-Site Management. Dishwasher, Microwave, Garbage Disposal.

Gas Range. We are within walking distance of the Philadelphia College of Osteopathic Medicine (PCOM), and conveniently located near the shopping, gourmet restaurants, and exciting nightlife of Bala Cynwyd, Manayunk and Narberth. Our apartments will provide you easy access to City Avenue, I-76 and major Highways and Routes. This means you’re just minutes away from St. Joe’s, University of Pennsylvania, Jefferson University, Drexel University and Philadelphia University. As well you’ll find yourself eleven minutes away from Center City and five minutes away from the gorgeous Fairmount Park. Twenty Five minutes to KOP. Fantastic Location!! Call: 215-600-2117.

Modern, quiet

$1695 / 1br - 600ft2 - Lovely, modern, quiet apt | Center City Rittenhouse! Stunning one (1) bedroom apt in historic building. Available starting in May/June. In a historic building on Chestnut St. at 21st St. Restored natural hardwood floors throughout! Kitchen: granite countertops, stainless steel appliances, garbage disposal, breakfast bar. Kitchen was renovated in 2019. New efficient HVAC system for low utility cost. Minutes from RITTENHOUSE SQUARE, 30th Street train station, Penn and Drexel universities, Trader Joe’s, Target, CVS, and the new COMCAST Tower. Very close to awesome restaurants. Perfect for grad students that want the amenities of Center City but don’t want to pay top dollar.

No smoking or vaping anything inside the apt, building, or within 25 feet of the building. No elevator in building.

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University City

$700 / 2br - 2 Bedroom 2 Bath AVAILABLE NOW. Experience the excitement of high-rise University City apartments, located in one of Philadelphia’s most dynamic neighborhoods!

Stunning views of the city and river from our stylish, modern rentals at 3737 Chestnut. If you need more information you can email: MaryDavjis569{@}gmail.com.

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Near City Hall

$2300 / 2br - New & Modern 2BD Apt in Center City. 33 S. 11th Street near 11th & Chestnut St. The location of this private and residential building undoubtedly places you in the heart of Center City Philadelphia; steps away from City Hall, the Convention Center, Jefferson Hospital, and the best food/drink the city has to offer! The building itself has security code entry, and there is only one other unit in the building thus privacy is no issue here. Our bright two bedroom/one bathroom apartment is located on the 3rd floor of a walk-up building in the lovely neighborhood of Midtown Village - Center City; this area is wonderful for families and young professionals!

You’re walking distance from all the action of downtown without the inconvenience of street noise. Our apartment comes fully furnished (as shown in pictures), with in-unit laundry machines. The rental pricing includes all utilities as well as WiFi. Small dogs and cats are welcome for a pet fee.

The apartment is available now for showings; leases can be month to month, 6 months, or 12 months upon signing. a2c06c37b40b3bd4b6ca29a3a0ddec07@hous.craigslist.org

Tranquil treasure

$2500 / 2br - 880ft2 - One of the BEST Center City locations is now available for rent (1830 Manning St #2). One of the BEST Center City locations is now available for rent: 1830 Manning Street (Unit 2) a Tranquil Trinity Treasure located just 1 block South of Rittenhouse Square (between 18th/19th Streets) in a small, private gated community on a quiet street.

This rental has 2 nice sized bedrooms (11x11 and 19x8) along with 2 FULL bathrooms, separate modernized kitchen with stainless steel appliances, full-sized washer and dryer in basement is included. Located close to Univ. of Penn, Drexel University, University of Pennsylvania Hospital, CHOP, and all major public transportation. Sensational shopping, cafes, restaurants, nightlife and take-out are at your doorstep.

Tenant pays utilities except water and sewer. Please ask about including your well behaved pet. This is a non smoking residence. All three floors of this trinity are air conditioned. fd907ae8e21132be9d4db50659f0947a@hous.craigslist.org.

Beautifully updated

$1120 / 3br - 3 Beds 1 Baths Beautifully updated. 3 big bedrooms, 1 bath, fireplace, large utility room, 1 car garage.

Nice hardwoods thru-out. Kitchen has stainless steel appliances with matching refrigerator, decorative fireplace.

Covered front porch, large patio, storage buildings. Approx.

1134 sq ft. Deposit equal to rent. Small pet negotiable. If you are interested please email me at: usarental247@gmail com.

Perfect for students

$1900 / 4br - 1700ft2 - Temple - 4 Bdrm/2 Bath House w/ finished basement - Perfect for Students. Totally renovated house on 1500 block of Bouvier Street! 4 bedroom/2 bathroom house great for Temple students! Finished basement! Huge Living Room with 42 “ TV! Laundry available for free! Central air, completely furnished kitchen with dishwasher. Huge yard where you can park 2 cars! Walking distance from Temple main campus. 2 months to move in, no application fee. Reserve now for next fall semester.

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Gym, bike room Fantastic location

$1145 / 1br - NEW SPACIAL ! $100 OFF! City Line Avenue near Belmont Avenue. We are within walking distance of the Philadelphia College of Osteopathic Medicine (PCOM), and conveniently located near the shopping, gourmet restaurants, and exciting nightlife of Bala Cynwyd, Manayunk and Narberth. Our apartments will provide you easy access to City Avenue, I-76 and major Highways and Routes. This means you’re just minutes away from St. Joe’s, University of Pennsylvania, Jefferson University, Drexel University and Philadelphia University. As well you’ll find yourself eleven minutes away from Center City and five minutes away from the gorgeous Fairmount Park. Twenty Five minutes to KOP. Spacious one bedroom apartment home on the 5th floor with a great view! Open concept living room, large bedroom and ample closet space! Yourmetropolitan.com.

Cuddle quarters

$1995 / 2br - 850ft2 - Cozy Center City Cuddle Quarters - PERFECT 2 Bedroom (Philadelphia - Avenue of the Arts).

This quiet one bedroom apartment is truly a hidden gem centrally located in the heart of the city, making it very easy to access many attractions including The Avenue of the Arts, The Convention Center, the Sports Arenas, The Business District and Old City. Option to buy the furniture - Price of furniture is negotiable - EVERYTHING IS NEW! Private parking in the back is available for an additional fee. c173234e927b3ae699de329470d1f5dd@hous.craigslist.org.

Charming

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$1300 / 1br - 550ft2 - The 2020 Center City Cosmopolitan 1 Bedroom w Den / Bed Storage (Philadelphia - Avenue of the Arts). This charming one bedroom apartment is centrally located in the heart of the city, making it very easy to access many attractions including The Avenue of the Arts, The Convention Center, the Sports Arenas, The Business District and Old City. Laundry IN the Apartment!

Option to buy the furniture - Price of furniture is negotiable.

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$1525 / 1br - 450ft2 - One of the best values in Center City.

Secure entry, Gym, Bike room! (1600 Walnut St #603). $500 security deposit for a limited time!!! 1600 Walnut is surrounded by the performing arts and numerous other cultural venues. One of the best values in Center City. Secure entry, Gym, Bike room! Bright and sunny units with hardwood floors, large windows, marble baths and open layouts with great closet space. Known for its popular restaurants and nightlife spots, Just steps away from some of Philadelphia’s best culinary experiences – Midtown Philadelphia is a fun and exciting place to live. Central Air Laundry in Building Pets Allowed Gym Available Hardwood floors. c14b340a11143ff7afcdf75f729f431b@hous.craigslist.org

Pets OK

Art museum area

$1450 / 1br - 600ft2 - 1Br APT with large outdoor space (Fairmount / Art Museum area). Apartment features updated kitchen with stainless steel appliances, built-in microwave, dishwasher, and garbage disposal. This apartment is 1bedroom/1 bathroom with lots of closet space and additional storage locker in basement, private patio, and gated parking is available (extra fee). Brand new washer/dryer in basement along with bike storage. Close to SEPTA bus stop, restaurants/bars, Whole foods, gyms, Target and more! c4a67e3700fd3598a35918f5067f9e43@hous.craigslist.org.

Old City

$1387 / 2br - 1050ft2 - Lease Today, Pets OK. 6100 City Ave. This two bedroom, two bathroom apartment features private balcony and a washer and dryer! The Point at City Line, managed by Panco Management. 6100 City Ave. 855-4596293. Thepointatcityline.com. Apartment Features: Washer and Dryer in unit. Extra Storage. Vertical Blinds. Dishwasher.

Roommate Friendly Floor Plan. Linen Closet. Air Conditioning.

Disposal. Pre-wired for internet and cable. Walk-in Closet.

Private Balcony. Furnished Options Available, Call for Pricing, Refrigerator, Microwave, Dishwasher & Electric Stove.

$1700 / 2br - Bi-Level 2 bedroom in Old City. 809 N. LAWRENCE ST near 3rd Street. Spacious Bi-Level 2 bedroom apartment available now with hardwood floors throughout the entire unit! Large living space and bedrooms! Washer and Dryer in private basement. Lots of storage space.

Gorgeous courtyard entry way! Within walking distance to major city attractions, lounges, bars, art studios, and quality dining, making this an excellent area for students, young professionals, and couples looking to enjoy the neighborhood in which they reside. Available now! Video tour available.

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Modern and hip

Industrial, modern

$1770 / 1br - 930ft2 - Apartments in Philadelphia, One Bedroom, 4601 Flat Rock Road. If you’re looking for a modern and hip space to call home, then look no further than Apex Manayunk. We feature modern 1, 2, and 3-bedroom loft style apartments and townhomes, many with dens. Our 2 and 3-bedroom townhomes have a fun and industrial feel. That’s because Apex Manayunk expertly blends three brand-new buildings with four historic textile mill structures to create one of the region’s most exciting luxury apartment communities.

Upgraded Gourmet Kitchens with Stainless Steel Appliances, Granite Countertops and Breakfast Bar Seating. On-site bike storage. Huge walk-in closets with ample storage. Alexa or Google Home Capable in all Apartments. Online Payments Available. Bocce ball field. Pet-friendly living. Game Room with Billiards Table, Shuffleboard, and more. Front Desk attendant during mornings and evenings to greet you and assist you with anything and everything. Marble master baths, some with deep linen storage. Livewithjrk.com.

$950 / 1br - 760ft2 - 1 bd1 ba760 sqft (314 Brown St APT B4). Minutes from Honey-s Sit n Eat, North Third, Ortlieb’s, Standard Tap, Green Eggs Cafe and more! You’ll also have easy access to the I-95 and the Market-Frankford Spring Garden Subway station. The unit features a beautiful mix of industrial and modern amenities including the high ceilings with exposed rafters, exposed brick, bright new lighting, and radiant heating in the concrete flooring. The updated kitchen comes complete with modern cabinetry, granite countertops, stainless steel dishwasher, refrigerator, microwave, and gas cooking stove/oven. The bathroom features a stylish vanity and subway tile shower. The bedroom is spacious for any size bedroom set. Serious inquiries should email: Email.

Name and phone number. Exact move in date. Number of occupants. Pets. a0423a1dc16b315da1115b856913ecfe@ hous.craigslist.org

Near Penn

$1690 / 1br - 550ft2 - Super convenient 2 BR/2 Bath near Penn with W/D - Avail Aug. (42nd and Walnut). We invite you to feel at home with our exceptional customer service from an independent landlord. Our goal is to provide the most comfortable housing at reasonable prices. Since most of our tenants stay with us we have the highest tenant retention.

We now have package lockers for all your online shopping convenience. This spacious apartment is available for rent in August. Apartment is located one block away from Penn.

Unit comes with a IKEA pax wardrobes, couch and large book shelf. Tiled Kitchen with refrigerator, stove/oven. Tiled bathroom with washer dryer in unit. Bright apartment with lots of windows. Located within a block of Penn and a short walking distance to stores like Supermarkets, CVS, restaurants and movie theater the Bridge- Close to public transportation-bus (21 can take you to Center city in 5 mins), subway. Our $75 monthly utility fee/tenant includes heating, internet, hot water, cooking gas and Parcel locker fee. $50 Washer Dryer. Non Smoking building and No Pets allowed. b6abeb6b94f23e0a9d3cc21b570b9ba0@hous.craigslist.org.

Furnished

4204 Walnut St #3F, Philadelphia, PA 19104. $1145/mo | Furnished. KEY FEATURES: Year Built: 1903. Sq Footage: 550 sqft. Bedrooms: 1 Bed. Bathrooms: 1 Bath. Parking: None.

Lease Duration: 1 Year. Deposit: $1300. Pets Policy: No Pets Allowed. Laundry: In Unit. Floor: 2. Property Type: Apartment.

DESCRIPTION: We invite you to feel at home with our exceptional customer service from an independent landlord with high tenant retention. This one bedroom apartment is available for rent from May - July 2021. Apartment is located one block away from Penn. We now have parcel lockers in front of the building that allows you to get you online packages at your convenience. Unit comes with Pax Wardrobe cabinet.

Tiled Kitchen with refrigerator, stove/oven. Tiled bathroom.

Well-lit apartment with lots of windows. Located within short walking distance to stores like Fresh Grocers, CVS, restaurants and movie theater the Bridge. Close to public transportationbus (21 can take you to Center city in 5 mins), subway. Non Smoking building and No Pets allowed. $75 utility fee/month - Heating, cooking gas, internet, Package locker fee. RENTAL FEATURES: Living room. Range / Oven. Refrigerator. Ceiling fans. High-speed internet. Hardwood floor. Tile floor. High / Vaulted ceiling. COMMUNITY FEATURES: Vintage building.

On-street parking. www.offpennproperties.com. Contact info: Eapen Kalathil – 215-806-7378.

Have it all

$900 / 1br - 680ft2 - Beautiful 1 Bedroom & 1 bath Available (244-48 N 3rd St #5B). HAVE IT ALL! Gorgeous rental in desirable OLD CITY. Plus, convenient, secure gated parking available. This 1 bedroom unit at the well-known “Commons at New Street” offers wood floors, central air (HVAC unit), cathedral ceilings, washer/dryer, a working fireplace, lots of light and no-contest views of the city and bridge. Minimal street noise make this 5th floor unit even more soughtafter. By the same token, residents have the excitement and convenience of being in the heart of the historic city. f52c5491ae503ca38863d71583d2e9b0@hous.craigslist.org.

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