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What do you think? I received an email recently from a reader who asked politely if I would cease using expletives in my columns and in my own reporting. It was an honest ask from William Cooper, a Philadelphia resident, who noted being a weekly reader of this publication.
language we use, the placement of articles, ads, etc. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: This is your paper. Everyone here is just steering the ship, so if there’s something you like/dislike, we’d love to know. For you old-schoolers that want the actual website link, you can copy it here: surveyHere’s what Mr. Cooper had to say: monkey.com/r/8K8TTLB. It’d be easier to just follow us on Twitter or Mr. Gabriel, Facebook, where we’ll also host the It would indeed – indeed – be nice survey. to get through one of your weekly colYes, that was a shameless way of umns without having to be subjectinviting you to follow us on social ed to some vulgarity to express your media. thoughts. The f---- word is not necesWe’ve been at this revamp of PW sary, and it’s sophomoric if we’re to now for the latter part of just six take your writing seriously. You’re months. At the halfway mark, we an editor for heaven’s sake, clean it figured it made sense to put feelers up, please! out now to see what more we can do to inform Philadelphia. We’re Mr. Cooper’s request is one that moving forward on a few initiatives raised a few questions about my in-house that will roll out over the style of writing. In fact, I read an next few months, and I’m personarticle a while back in Scientific @SPRTSWTR ally excited for the revitalization of American that actually cited a study this jawn. which claims people who swear acQuickly changing gears, I’m also excited tually have a more comprehensive vocabulary across the board. I curse a lot, both verbally about this week’s issue, which I thank you for and in my writing, so here’s hoping there’s picking up or checking out online. Perhaps my favorite piece this week is A.D. some truth to the study. But what Mr. Cooper’s email did make us Amorosi’s deep dive into the life of entertainment magnate David Carroll, who died earlier collectively think about in the newsroom is at this juncture of a new look and feel for PW, this month at the age of 81. He was the man rehow are we doing? What do you like? What do sponsible for a few revitalizations of his own you hate? As an alt-weekly, are we missing in this town and growing Philly’s punk and topics that we should be all over in your com- new wave scenes. He’s remembered fondly munity? Our news team wants to know, and through a litany of anecdotes that grace this personally, I’m intrigued to see what more (or week’s edition. There’s even more than we were able to fit in the book that you can check less) we could be doing to remain your go-to source for all the things the dailies or other out on our website. That’s it for this week, and to answer Mr. news outlets in this city just don’t have time to Cooper’s question on if I’ll refrain from using report on. expletives in my writing, probably not. But We created a brief survey with a handful of questions that’ll give us insight into how we I do thank you for reading what I have to say regardless. move forward with our reporting, the type of
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“My weekend was OK. I listened to my boyfriend drone on about his boring ass job and I drank rosé. In all honesty, it didn’t really bother me. I don’t know if it’s because I’m just used to him or if it was the two bottles of rosé.” – Monday morning conversation between two cute little Philadelphians waiting for coffee at the La Colombe across from Dilworth Plaza. If your boyfriend wears blue oxford shirts tucked into his chinos, then we can only imagine how boring his job is. So drink up, boo.
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Amanda Seales plans to remind Philadelphia of just how funny she is in her upcoming comedy show at the Merriam Theater on July 21. | Image: Elton Anderson
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Power to the punch line Insecure is perhaps the one thing comedian Amanda Seales is not
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Funny & Black” tour, headed to the ive Amanda Seales credit. Ever since she turned 30 Merriam Theater on July 21. and moved away from MTV With a band behind her, Seales, VJ-ing toward stand-up who will sing and rap on this live comedy, she and her acts have be- game show and self-described safe come focused, ferocious and frankly space, promises to take a look at black culture, black history and the Afro-conscious. black experience through a seAlong with becoming the ries of regionally-centric, audiofficial comic mistress of cerBY A.D. emonies for The Roots Picnic AMOROSI ence-interactive stage games she wrote just for the occasion. — a gig she didn’t tackle this Expect a cameo from local year — she’s an actress on Issa Rae’s magnetically humorous HBO comic TuRae Gordon. Given Seales’ series “Insecure” (which season four history with Philadelphia, also exjust got pushed to early 2020) and a pect lots of area trivia to be part of regular name at the Heliums of the her competitive edge. I had hoped to discuss Seales’ abworld. The mega-confident Seales has sence from the 2019 iteration of The been sought after for gigs such as Roots Picnic, as well as her role on the host of NBC’s comedy compe- “Insecure,” but, quite honestly, she tition “Bring The Funny,” which pre- was having none of it. Still, it all made miered July 9, and for showcases for quite the conversation. such as her self-created “Smart, SEE SEALES, PAGE 8
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As a comedy writer yourself, how have you viewed working with and for Isae Rae? (Long, deep sigh) Go on. I wanted to know how and what you feel about Rae’s characters’ choices and wit, especially involving your character, Tiffany? I thought we were talking about ‘Smart, Funny & Black.’ We are. I don’t want to talk about Issa Rae. I don’t want to talk about ‘Insecure.’ I want to talk about my projects and what I’m doing. You’re doing that, too, but OK. I’ve witnessed your stand-up act before and they’ve mostly been in intimate environments, such as comedy clubs or a festival like The Roots Picnic. How has expanding into theaters changed your performance stance, especially going into the live game show realm of ‘Smart, Funny & Black?’ Working theaters has been not as much of a shift as I thought it would be. It’s like you said: Intimate spaces, especially for comedy, are ideal. I expected it to be something different. There are larger numbers of people in these rooms to consider, and being less intimate doesn’t mean less connection. It’s a bigger sense of community and more opportunities for people to interact and relate to each other on the same page. Why did you choose to do a game show on stage rather than your usual stand up? I wanted to do something that, format-wise, was lighthearted, but that content-wise, had gravitas. This ended up with a game show falling into place as the best option for my ideas. I’ve done some real thinking about this. Other than Steve Harvey, Jamie Foxx and the hip hop iteration of ‘Hollywood Squares,’ there have been few African-American faces at the head of a game show. I am somebody who grew up watching “The Price is Right” and “Family Feud.” My family had A game night. We played ‘Scattergories’ and trivia night. It wasn’t so far-fetched from my life and my personal interests. To your point, yes. Also, there have not been any black women at the helm of any game shows. If it’s uncommon, the more likely it is for me to want to be involved in it. I’m not trying to connect the two gigs, but it’s interesting that at the same time you are touring with a game show, you’re also on television hosting a comedy competition. That was a phone call. They were fans of my voice. Also, I have been doing “Smart, Funny & Black” since 2016, so I think the law of attraction is at work there. Me being in this host space — and I have been hosting things for such a long time — made it so that, naturally, things wound up going in this direction. The stage show allows you to sing and rap, something you haven’t done since your brief tenure in Floetry. What made you want to dip your toe back into the music pool? I have this fascination with (laughs) large groups of people in a room singing at the same
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PHILADELPHIAWEEKLY.COM @PHILLYWEEKLY time. I just love it. Even when I was DJing, I would pick a song everyone knows the words to, drop the volume and let everyone sing the lyrics. The unity of it all, the energy that fills the space. Going to a Billy Joel concert at Madison Square Garden and hearing and seeing everyone sing the words to ‘Piano Man,’ reverberating through the rafters, felt fulfilling and inspiring to me. Bringing that into the cultural space of ‘Smart, Funny & Black’ and singing songs so culturally specific to black folks — SWV’s ‘Weak,’ ‘Before I Let Go’ — allows me to connect the dots. Having the band with us makes it a stronger move with intention to do that. So I walk into the Merriam, sit down. How do I become part of the show? There’s no fourth wall. It is very communicative in terms of what I want from the audience, [from] how I talk to them and how they respond to my questions. We have different ‘fams’ — Fly Fam, Culture Fam and more. It all depends on what ‘fam’ you consider yourself to be. It’s similar to Harry Potter’s houses. It also comes down to how you judge your involvement. Some of the games are right and wrong answers, but some of them are based on which black-[ex]pert does better with the games. There is subjective judging, which integrally involves the audience and how they respond. There is a moment of ebony excellence. The audience is involved, top to bottom. If they’re not in tune with us, it doesn’t work right. You did quite a bit of stuff before stand-up comedy. You came late to the game. What do you recall about your first set of jokes or funny ideas you put forth? What do you recall about getting into stand up? I recall needing to come up with something funny to talk about all the time. I realized that was a very inorganic practice and that my comedy comes from just living — being able to observe things happening and finding the funny beats within them — and then expanding upon that. I didn’t want to cultivate humor from the petri dish of my mind. It had to be organic. I had hit a rut, trying to figure my next move, when I heard from a fellow comic that my ‘just talking’ is funny, just expounding upon experience is funny. Coming from hip hop, as I did, gave me a viewpoint all my own, as did my expansive vocabulary. It took someone from the outside to give me that viewpoint. Being able to be onstage and know I was funny without having to convince an audience — that’s how I knew I was OK. Having to convince is a very defensive place. When you know you’re funny, that’s offensive, which changes the dynamic completely. ‘Smart, Funny & Black’ isn’t a stand-up show, per se. But what is on your mind that might sneak through? And how does that connect to Philly, where you have spent so much time? It’s not about current events as much as it is a cultural experience. Our black-[ex]perts for the show are TuRae Gordon and Roy Wood Jr. from ‘The Daily Show,’ two individual mas-
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Stepping out from the shadows of her role on popular HBO show Insecure, Amanda Seales’ is heading into the limelight with her new jawn “Smart, Funny and Black.” | Image: Facebook ter comedians; very witty, very seasoned men who’ll give us a full-on performance. I give them a game and they turn it into a theatrical experience. And Philly? I love the juxtaposition between the old and the new. That can be architecturally as well as culturally. I think for the black folk of Philly, there has been a history of police brutality and segregation — let’s not forget that Philly bombed an entire
block of people — so to come there speaks specifically to the resilience of black folks in that city. Not only to thrive culturally and economically, but also artistically. We’ll touch on all that. Trust me. Amanda Seales: Smart, Funny and Black | July 21, 8pm. Merriam Theater, 250 S. Broad St. kimmelcenter.org
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Cafe Bustelo hopes to open a coffee pop-up similar to this one later this month in Fishtown on its main strip of Frankford. It’ll be the seventh coffeehouse on Frankford along a mile stretch. | Image courtesy: Cafe Bustelo
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here’s no reason to bring up gentrification in Fishtown anymore. Everyone can see it and no one is hiding it. But does anyone see the coffee war brewing here? The factions are as multifaceted as the concept, but it’s worth noting. Later this month, mega coffee chain Cafe Bustelo install a pop-up coffee spot right on Frankford Avenue in the heart of Fishtown. Cafe Bustelo officials originally hoped for a June 9 launch of the site but confirmed that the popup would go up at a later date this month. The site plans to take a hiatus on Mondays but will be open to the public Tuesday-Thursday, 8 a.m.-6p.m., Friday-Saturdays from 8 a.m.-7 p.m. and from 8 a.m.-5 p.m. on Sunday Fun Days when you need to sober up just in time to get the back-to-work blues. SEE COFFEE, PAGE 15
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Serious laughter Philly’s LatinX comic gets ready for his close-up, courtesy of a live album recording session at Punch Line
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he Guerrero has always had a and property license for a gig with State Farm great knack for conveying one of Insurance. He’s using side hustles like these his signature jokes about being unto fund the following goals: moving from his documented for over 20 years with current home in Blackwood, New Jersey to an awesome escape story. One of Northeast Philly in order to be closer to Spanmy favorites goes a little someish language communities. thing like this: “I’d like to sell insurance without “I got here courtesy American Airovercharging them, which is a big deal,” said Guerrero, who mentioned lines. I watched ‘Erin Brokovich’ my BY A.D. his other goal is to “build a small whole way for freedom.” AMOROSI Spanish language club for comedy.” But after witnessing jokes like In the immediate, Guerrero will rethese fly off his tongue at least a dozcord his first live album at Punch Line en times, I only just realized that he Philly as the headliner on back-to-back nights never actually mentioned from where he de(July 24-25). camped. In the joke version of his life, his arrival to His answer is where our story, and his stothe United States is met with arguments from ry, starts. his mother about wearing sweaters to blend “You’re right, I don’t ever mention the fact in. In real life, Guerrero, his sister China and that I’m originally from the Dominican Repubhis mother left to escape an abusive father. lic,” said Guerrero, who is the current Regis“The problem was resolved early on, but I trar at the Philly Improv Theater property. always felt as if I was collateral damage to that Guerrero just got his Pennsylvania casualty SEE GUERRERO, PAGE 16
Philly area native Che Guerrero is recording his first comedy special over the course of two nights at Punch Line Philadelphia beginning July 24-25. | Image courtesy: Che Guerrero
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King of scream We remember David Carroll, the man who created Philly’s punk scene in his image
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go out,” said Bobby Startup, the DJ, photograhere are so many places to start when discussing Philadelphia’s pher, musician and co-booker to many Carroll David Carroll that the mind sputenterprises since 1970. As the Sundance Kid to ters and the voice cracks. Carroll’s Butch Cassidy, the two built and carThe late, great nightlife imried Philadelphia’s punk and new wave scenes presario who died on May 26 at on their backs. age 81 was the subject of a tribute When the Hot Club stopped, they picked up from friends and family on July 13 at the Ethand did it all over again, occasionally apart ical Center in Rittenhouse Square, an area he (Carroll had Starlite Ballroom and booked Old turned on its head with his antics and City’s Filly’s Saloon while Startup his notable adventurous ways. did the same for midtown’s Love Club The roots of any conversation and East Side Club), but ultimately BY A.D. that encompasses David Carroll came together again as one unit at AMOROSI are the clubs, bars and restaurants Bar Noir. he opened, always in a void, where Carroll was a father-confessor, a nothing else like it existed. Along drug-and-drink buddy, a gambler, a with pre-1970s spots Peanuts and Carroll’s on schemer, a hustler, a pimp, a Svengali, a WarLombard, there was Artemis, a glittering, anhol and a PT Barnum rolled into one little tique-filled uptown bar, opened in 1970, where dude. Though he had an eye, ear and instinct Philly’s moneyed hoi-polloi, fashion-forward/ for talents and trends long before their big beat-down loft artists, mobsters and top cops score, Carroll’s talent was gathering diverse hung out. people around him and pushing them to fly And then there was the Starlite Ballroom, their freak flags freely. Long before inclusion Carroll’s live venue experiment in East Kensbecame a hashtag, Carroll invited all to parington. He opened it in the 1980s at a time take in the wildest parties in town without when the neighborhood nestled under the EL judgment or prejudice. was untouchably dangerous. There was the Young. Old. Lawyers. Bums. Doctors. Drag Hot Club, one of American punk rock’s earliqueens. Sports heroes. Heroin addicts. Polest live venues/bars outside of New York City iticians. Dealers. Actors. Mafiosi. Activists. (only Boston’s The Rat preceded it), where UK Black. White. Latin. LGBTQ. and US avatars-to-be such as Elvis Costello, He made the introductions and watched the DEVO, Dead Boys, Gang of 4 and Bloodless collaborative sparks fly, always with the deepPharaohs played their earliest gigs. est, most underground soundtrack behind In a show of brave booking, so too did orighim. inal, local punks play the Hot Club (which Me? I knew David first because as a kid at opened in 1977) as headliners. If all that didn’t the Hot Club — be it Iggy Pop’s show where make him the king of the underground, CarIggy kicked the shit out of hecklers in the roll came out of semi-retirement in the late front row or the night where Madness packed 1990s to revitalize the DOA bar and nightlife the room so tight, our feet were bloody from scene in Rittenhouse with the literally beskanking — he treated me as a son. Literally. low-ground basement joint, Bar Noir. If the cops came to check for the underaged, This would find Carroll starting the process he’d tell them I was his child, and for me to go all over again with the same madness, genius, do my homework. Which is why I was at the conviviality, congeniality, laissez-faire and Hot Club in the first place. gambling sensibilities that made him an exIn remembrance of the man, I hit up those quisite social curator at his start. who interacted with Carroll the most for a pic“Passing away in his sleep, knowing that all ture of an enterprising, artful and personable this was true — especially for his grandson — nightlife entrepreneur and a scene that, withDavid couldn’t have hoped for a better way to out him, would not have unfolded.
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David Carroll's clubs and influence were instrumental in bringing some of the best punk acts of an era to Philadelphia. | Image courtesy: Jilian Glorfeld TOP David Carroll, king of Philly's punk and new wave scene was integral in setting up a new of clubs in Philadelphia that revolutionized Rittenhouse along with other areas of the city. | Image: Jay Schwartz BOTTOM
Jilan Carroll Glorfield (Carroll’s daughter/Artemis Boutique Booking Agency J, photogra- CEO): any Carroll I used to sleep on the banquettes at Artemis ance Kid to when I was 4 years old. All three of his chililt and car- dren got to sleep at his clubs, and Artemis was wave scenes my time. Bobby Startup: y picked up I was working for Larry Magid at Electric nally apart Factory when I met David [in] 1967. He still booked Old had Kaleidoscope out in Roxborough. Cool le Startup club. They had sofas, a good attraction, espes Love Club cially in the drug days. He was also doing real ultimately estate, and I was friendly enough with him so one unit at that when I had to move, I rented from him, as he had created a new little development, Adonfessor, a ler’s Square on 11th between Pine and Lomgambler, a bard. I used to go to Artemis as a customer gali, a War- until he made me the maitre’d, but not really. o one little There was a velvet rope, so that we could pick nd instinct and choose who went in the back, the better e their big part of Artemis. Money guys like Harry Jay ing diverse Katz and Stanley Green were there. Philly hem to fly International guys Teddy Pendergrass and e inclusion Billy Paul too. So was every Philly Mafioso all to par- and their heirlooms, the people in the clothwn without ing business like Bobby Bucksbaum and me, all the fashion whores. And other Center City ctors. Drag types — musicians like Stewkey from The ddicts. Pol- Nazz and his wife, the guys from Cheap Trick. . Activists. David always got the right people to work for him. Even if it was a mundane job, he got the watched the coolest, most creative person he could so that h the deep- they could contribute, add stuff to the place, ck behind be it ideas, actions or personality. He did that with the Hot Club and Bar Noir, too. as a kid at Peter DelloBuono (friend/pharmacy how where owner): lers in the I met David in the Artemis days. I was still ness packed too young to get into a nightclub, so my friends loody from and I would hang outside the club. Funny Literally. enough, there was just as much of a scene on underaged, Sansom Street as there was in Artemis. David or me to go came up to us and said, ‘You guys are cool. was at the Come on in.’ David seemed to thrive among young people. He realized the old heads were it up those not what was happening. st for a picJay Schwartz (publicist/Secret Cinema personable screener): that, with- I didn’t meet David until I’d been attending the Hot Club for a year. I was there for the
very first show as a member of the press for my college newspaper, a local entertainment paper, Happy Times, and as Philadelphia correspondent for the New York Rocker. To get on the guest list, I initially dealt with David’s booking agents, Steve Apple and Bob Chipetz. But after a fire closed the Hot Club for most of 1978, and Apple and Chipetz moved on to Stars and the Walnut Street Theatre, David was left to plan for the reopening of his club on his own. He did this by first booking bands himself into another club he owned, a formerly trendy hotspot by then, Artemis. Mostly local bands played on Artemis’ tiny groundfloor disco dance floor, while David had the upstairs reworked into a mini-concert venue, hosting The Cramps, The B-52’s, Teenage Jesus and the Jerks, and such. I met David there and suggested that when he reopened the Hot Club, he should hire just-turned-21-year-old, Temple student me as a publicist, despite my never having done that. Oddly enough, he
agreed. Peter DelloBuono: When Sansom Street and Artemis faded out, he created the Hot Club. I was still in pharmacy school at the time. But as school goes, you have a lot of off-time — all of it spent at the Hot Club. This was a new and unique scene. You had Bobby co-booking and spinning, Jere at the coat check. Rasta Timi Tanzania doing his thing. Again, no issues with age. 16, 17, 21 or 31. The music was great and forward thinking, but it was the people there, dressed in punk’s finery or whatever you want to call it, that made the scene. And David created that scene, poured all of the ingredients into one bowl. Bobby Startup: I was hanging at Le Hot Club one Friday — David opened it as a jazz bar — when I told him I had a great idea. I’d been buying all the SEE CARROLL, PAGE 14
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first import UK punk singles at 3rd Street Jazz. Since Hot Club was closed Mondays and Tuesdays, why not do punk? The British press was all over it. Legs McNeil in NYC just put out his magazine, so I coaxed him into seeing the Dead Boys with me at CBGBs, and he flipped out. Immediately, he wanted to start doing that. He had Apple and Chippitz at first getting the bands from abroad, but he did all the talking to the bands, figuring out who they were, who he had to call. To the point where after the Hot Club fire in ‘78, David knew what to do and booked them himself. It would be me and David upstairs. I made all the posters with the Letraset. David was the business man. We’d talk about what band was worth what money. Michael J. Ferguson, aka Mick Cancer (The Sic Kidz): Our first encounter was when I was a writer for the Philadelphia Drummer. I was doing a piece on his new venue, the Hot Club. After numerous ‘business’ delays, our interview began with David introducing himself as ‘Felonious Assault,’ and we were off and running…. David was the man who opened the door to punk rock in this city. Not only did he run an establishment legendary for its array of musical line-ups — The Cramps, Iggy, Suicide, The Runaways, the list goes on — he created and permitted an environment that was part ‘La Dolce Vita,’ part John Waters. In doing so, he offered refuge to all us misfits, outsiders, mavericks and derelicts, musical and otherwise. And, of course, he embraced the unique and the weird and the unexpected, such as pairing The Sic Kidz with Jefferson Airplane guitarist Jorma Kaukonen and making it seem a natural, plausible event. It’s essential to say that he championed local punks, giving us a platform and also the opportunity to play with major acts. Full of life and wild-eyed enthusiasm, he was a throwback to another era, a bebop Runyan-esque character, brimming with charm, wit, intelligence and wicked humor and yes, a touch of sheer fuckin’ crazy mad genius, a hustler with a keen eye and ear, a guy willing to bet on his instincts who was proved right as often as not. Jere Edmunds (Hot Club, Starlite Ballroom coat check/filmmaker): David was there for me. I was different — black and gay — and my looks helped me get through, as well as my open, naive personable personality. I wasn’t a threat...and I somehow knew or met a lot of people from different backgrounds in various arts, cultural and musical interests. David liked people with such interests working for him. He thought it expanded his mind and the environment we were building together. Besides, the city was in short shirtsleeves then. 5 O-Clock, everything closed. Anyway, I started the coat check there...then expanded to selling punk jewelry...mine, Tom Potts’ silk screened designed T-shirts. From there, I met so many people who I still have family-like friendships with.
PHILADELPHIAWEEKLY.COM @PHILLYWEEKLY That’s how that environment was. David fueled that. Jilan Carroll Glorfield: Maybe his creativity had to do with how he came into this world — hard, having to struggle and hustle — but it all made him brilliant. Jay Schwartz: I worked a few days a week in David’s apartment above the Hot Club. Brought my own portable typewriter. My starting pay was $35 a week. I wrote press releases, got them printed, folded them and stuffed envelopes, and licked a lot of stamps. I also hand delivered these to rock critic Matt Damsker at the Bulletin and ad copy to the Drummer newspaper. David wanted press releases sent weekly, rather than monthly calendars that many clubs used. This was handy because our bookings were often last minute and definitely subject to change. I think some of the bookings I reported as fact might have just been ideas, or hunches of what might happen. Still, they usually did happen. I do see periodic notices that our phone number changed and changed back again, because the huge phone bill had not been paid, so we had to switch to his home number temporarily. Also subject to change was my employment status. While I worked there for most of 1979 and 1980, there would be periods of stoppage, usually when I didn’t get paid. One night, I think the bands that played did not get paid fully, and I didn’t get paid at all, with David locking himself upstairs and gone to bed. I didn’t talk to him for a spell after that. But I came back. Stephen Starr (club owner/restaurateur): I met David like ’77, the beginning of 1978. He came to Starz [Starr’s live club at the time], just to check it out. He knew he wanted to book bands there. I went to the Hot Club too. What made him unique… you know, I don’t know why he was ahead of the curve. Looking at him, he wasn’t a hip or trendy dresser. But he was always ahead of what would become big. He had a gift. I don’t know if he loved the music or loved what was going to be loved ahead of schedule. He was the ultimate A&R guy in that way. He set the trends, or told us what they were going to be. Rich Cohen (The Sic Kidz): He was truly supportive to us and the other local bands. He gave us the opportunity to play with our heroes and influences and was always diplomatic in dealing with the craziness. I was there from the night they opened, met many of my friends there, and the scene wouldn’t have been the same without David’s vision. I always felt as if the Hot Club was my home. None of the clubs that came after had the same feeling for me. Bobby Startup: There were never any fights at David’s places. A punk club with no fights, right? Occasionally, there was some asshole trying to cause trouble, but with David, it was quickly and calmly defused.
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to be a part of the magic.” In that entire quote, it was surprising that Merino didn’t weave in the line “and a shit ton of coffee houses” into his statement. It’s a situation where it plans to stack up to the longstanding competition that’s witnessed the evolution of Fishtown. Some locals, needless to say, were skeptical, yet interested in the next new thing coming to the neighborhood. Cafe Bustelo will set up shop at 1221 Frankford Avenue, the site of the old NOVEM CrossFit studio, in celebration of a new brand of coffee called Sabor Latino. If it’s anything like the site of the coffee company’s Houston popup, then Philadelphians are in for something certainly different, yet completely the same in the long run. “I’m not worried about a novelty,” said Dan Stratman, a longtime Fishtown resident who gets his coffee at the flagship location of La Colombe along Frankford Avenue most mornings. “It’s going to come and some people will check it out because it’s new. But they’ll realize it’s commercial coffee and they’ll keep it moving. Story over.” Cafe Bustelo summer pop-up | Soon come. 1221 Frankford Ave. CafeBustelo.com
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GUERRERO, FROM PAGE 11 resolve,” he said. “I’m safe, but there is no relationship with my father.” Landing and living in Blackwood, New Jersey, Guerrero does not play the personalpain-for-laughs card. Instead, his work is swift and cruelly observational, yet he comes off as breezily at ease with his circumstances. “I say those things to a group of strangers because my family refuses to hear it,” he said. “My family hasn’t even watched my stand-up because they find what I do to be disrespectful. The Latin community isn’t one to talk. Their formative years in the Dominican Republic were lived under a dictatorship, a heavy information blanket. These were people who didn’t realize World War II had happened, they were so secluded. My family brought that trauma with them, and they do not feel as if they can or will discuss that trauma.” Guerrero will discuss it. It’s his only ways of dealing with the heartache and loss. “And that makes you crazy,” he said. Guerrero was 18, in high school and preparing for a life in medicine of some sort while living out of his uncle’s house. He was dissuaded — hard — from furthering his path to college. “‘You’re a fucking immigrant, what are you thinking of college for?’” his family would say. Thinking he had little future, Guerrero took the advice of a girl he was dating at the time who thought he was “mad funny.” “I had no idea where I could go with that. I mean, I was working at Toys ‘R’ Us,” Guerrero said. “I was trying to get a certified nursing certificate to clean butt. What did I know?” So Guerrero did what anyone who doesn’t know something would do: “I Googled ‘funny jobs.’” Luckily, the job of stand-up comedian in New York City was pretty close to the top, especially considering that he didn’t realize Manhattan’s role as a comedy Mecca. “I just wanted to do something where I wouldn’t be a loser, and something that paid cash as I had no working papers,” he said. So stand-up it was. He couldn’t afford to suck at it since he desperately needed the money and saw the luxury that comics with money in their pockets had at their disposal. “If I was bad, and didn’t get money or a follow-up gig, I didn’t eat,” he said. Starting with open mics in 2007, then shows at the New York Comedy Club in 2008, Guerrero was good, stayed good and made his nut. “I did so well that I couldn’t go back for three months. I figured I had plateaued, that I couldn’t recreate that laughter,” he said. Fast forward to 2015-16, and Guerrero seemed to be a fully-formed member of the Philadelphia stand-up comedy family, but not before he wound up in Indianapolis at the urging of another comedian. “So I’m there, right before Trump announces his run for the Presidency, then Pence as his running mate,” he said. “Me, an immigrant, right in the middle
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of Trump Country. I had gone from the Dominican Republic to New York City to Indiana without truly knowing what the political dynamic of this country was. Now, I knew.” Guerrero managed to play Indiana’s comedy circuit and book commercial ad work during the year that he was there but ran through the gamut of options quickly and plateaued hard, again. Family members and girlfriends suggested a return to Blackwood but with a focus and concentration on Philly. “So I did, and I wanted to start fresh,” Guerrero continued. “I burned all of my old jokes and worked up new ones. I waited around at Raven Lounge [on Sansom St.] to do five minute bits at 2 a.m. I made my way through the scene fast. And Philly is a beautiful city when it comes to comedy, especially to start over. People allow you to grow, find your voice, hone it and do what makes you unique. You guys are the birthplace of the revolution and that strife, so you’re not so easily offended. That’s great for a comedian testing the waters. Truly interesting.” As an outlier who was told he deserved little due to his undocumented status, Guerrero doesn’t beat down the Trump train too heavily, but he does keep his finger on the hot-button pulse of the socio-political now. “Hey, my parents grew up under a dictatorship, so I get it, but Trump seems like the most dangerous president of my lifetime,” Guerrero said. “What he’s doing at the border is heartbreaking and horrendous. That’s why I’m part of the group trying to shut down the Berks Detention Center, which illegally holds families seeking asylum. With that said, however, Trump is a galvanizer. He’s inspired me not just to complain on Twitter as everybody else does. He’s made me a foot soldier, on the ground for positive change, rather than be a big topic of my act. If anything, I almost thank him for coming into office. We were becoming complicit in our own demise. He woke us up. I’m more active politically now. Maybe people will vote differently and change.” Change is a big part of Guerrero’s new set, something audiences will recognize if they have witnessed him at Helium and see him again this week at Punch Line while he records his upcoming live album. “Before this, I was doing stand-up in a way that would get me on TV,” Guerrero said. “Talking about dating. Talking about Tinder. Then, the more I saw Trump demonize brown people, I realized I had to speak up. See, no matter how much I try to be the type of comedian white people like, it won’t make a difference. They’ll still find some way or reason to hate me. I’d much rather use my comedy as therapy for myself — coming here at age 6 wasn’t my fault, hey, I wanted to be a surgeon — and as a platform for overcoming what we’ve been through.” Che Guerrero | July 24-25. 8pm. Punch Line Philadelphia, 33 E. Laurel St. punchlinephilly.com
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Sanders also announced that he will be working to implement a $20 billion trust fund to aid hospitals in financial distress. The closure of the hospital will slash about 2,000 jobs and displace thousands of patients. The maternity ward has already been shut down and the entire hospital is planned to close by early September. Sanders pointed out that Hahnemann’s closure isn’t a problem limited to Philadelphia. Over 100 hospitals in the U.S. have closed since 2010. “If we don’t get our act together and put people before profits, hundreds more will soon be shutting down,” he said. Sanders called on Joel Freedman, the CEO and owner of the hospital, to fight to keep Hahnemann going strong. “Work with local officials, work with the unions and the people of this city and keep this hospital open,” he said. The brief yet powerful rally hosted several speakers involved with both the hospital and government. Maureen May, president of the Pennsylvania Association of Staff Nurses and Allied Professionals (a nurse’s union of which Hahnemann is a member), spoke and thanked Sanders for his support. “We are going to stick together and fight to the end,” she said. A Hahnemann patient who received cancer treatment at the hospital also took to the podi-
um. She served as an example of the hospital’s exceptional care and what patients like her would have to do without it. City councilwoman Helen Gym was also present at the event. Her and Sanders cowrote an opinion piece for the Philadelphia Inquirer that amplified their disappointment in Freedman’s actions. Ohio Senator Nina Turner, Sanders’ campaign co-chair, was also there to rile up the crowd. Additionally, so was Rudi Weinberg, president of Drexel Democrats, who claimed that Sanders is the only presidential candidate that has given this issue any attention. However, he believes it’s too late to enact change because the thousands of Hahnemann employees have already begun to move on and find new jobs. “The fact that he tried and that he cares about it is really important,” Weinberg said. He also highlighted that Hahnemann is one of the few hospitals in Philadelphia that will care for undocumented immigrants and those without health insurance. Without the hospital, they would have nowhere to go, he said. Nonetheless, Sanders made sure to shine light on the true intentions he believes are behind the closure of the hospital. “The possible closing of Hahnemann has nothing to do with healthcare, but it has everything to do with greed,” Sanders said.
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overnor Tom Wolf and Philadelstate is about $40 million, with an operating phia Mayor Jim Kenney have deficit of over $300 million. teamed up to make sure the cloDennis Evans - a member of the third dissure of Hahnemann University trict of the Pennsylvania House of RepresenHospital happens with as little tatives, which encompasses Downtown and pain as possible for both patients West Philadelphia - penned a letter to Sanders and employees. to thank him for showing his support for the They released a joint statement hospital. In the letter, Evans also assures that Monday claiming they are ready to the Pennsylvania Congressional Delepay upwards of $15 million to impleBY ALEX gation has been working to find a solument long-term solutions for the care NAGY tion to keep the hospital open. He urges of patients and employees at both Sanders to do the same. Hahnemann and St. Christopher’s Hos“While we continue to do our part in pital for Children. looking for remedies, I urge you to work with The statement was released ahead of Vermont Senator and 2020 Democratic presiden- your Senate colleagues to investigate what has happened here and find a financially respontial candidate Bernie Sanders’ rally outside of sible way to route federal resources to these the hospital on Monday. hospitals to keep them open,” Evans wrote. “We are fighting alongside the on-site manThe closure of Hahnemann - a hospital that agement team, the workers, the patients and the community to protect patient care and mainly treats low-income patients - was anfind a viable solution to this crisis created by nounced last month. Residents and employees are now scrambling to find a new hospital to the current owner,” the statement read. call home. Both hospitals are owned by the PhiladelSince the announcement, several demonphia Academic Healthcare System, which bought the hospitals from Tenet. Joel Freed- strations have been held around the city by man, an investment banker from Los Angeles, the hospital staff and administration. Several important government officials and hospital is the CEO and owner of the hospitals. In the statement, they have also urged the staff, along with Sanders, attended the MonWhite House and Congress to match all state day rally outside the hospital. Hahnemann nurses held a “funeral march” and local funding to protect the hospital’s emTuesday afternoon. Demonstrators marched ployees. “We need the federal government to step up from the hospital to City Hall holding a coffin and carrying signs of protest. and join us in protecting these patients and workers,” the statement said. @ALEXBNAGY Collectively, AAHS’ debt to the city and
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Rostrum Records - the same label that has signed Mac Miller and Wiz Khalifa - is hosting this show of PhillyJersey-DC area musical talent. Dardey Raw, Asia Sparks and Warchyld will be representing our fine city. Come out for a night of new music discovery and for a live beatsuite radio broadcast with Mz Jerz and Squeeztv. | 9 pm. $10. Voltage Lounge, 421 N. 7th St.
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Together Pangea
This group got their start in the gritty LA DIY punk scene. Now, they’ve made it big and are stopping everywhere in America to bring their sound. Catch a larger-than-life show from this band who really knows how to own their unique vibe on stage. | 8 pm. $17. The Fillmore, 29 E. Allen St. facebook.com ART
Aneurysms & the Arts
Art is being auctioned up in support of brain aneurysm awareness. Meet the artists and enjoy alcohol and food with the price of admission. Splurge on a piece of art and don’t feel any guilt. | 4 pm. $40. Cosmic Cafe & Catering, 1 Boathouse Row. classy.org
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The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
We fell “face down” when we heard these guys were coming to town. We all know and love that song from 2006, but obviously, they’ve got so much more music out there. Come out to “The Awakening” tour, in support of their 2018 album of the same name. | 6 pm. $20. Voltage Lounge, 421 N. 7th St. ticketweb.com MUSIC
Ne-Yo
Another one that stole our hearts in the 2000s. Ladies - you know you get hyped up when you hear “Miss Independent” come on. He’s definitely someone we don’t see come around often, so don’t miss him. | 7 pm. $35$75. Dell Music Center, 2400 Strawberry Mansion Dr. facebook.com
It’s been hot as hell out here and according to weather experts, it’s not planning on cooling off anytime soon. Only solution? Cool off the right way with some refreshing craft beers and exhilarating activities. This festival features hundreds of local brews for everyone in Philly to appreciate. Gluten-free and cider options will be available too. All the essential festivities will be taking place. Live music, food trucks, kara-
oke and a silent disco. Plenty of opportunities to work off those empty calories – or add even more. Everything’s going on both inside and out. You might wanna stay in the air conditioning, but the tantalizing smells of the trucks outside will definitely pull you in. This event is so official it even has its own self-titled hashtag. Rest assured that no matter what you do, you can easily show it off to everybody. Isn’t that why we do anything in the first place? #ForTheGram
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Lip Sync Revue: Studio 54
The space will be transformed into the legendary NYC nightclub for the night. Dress up in the decade’s hottest styles to win the best dressed concert. Host and Cher impersonator Paula Randall will make you wish you could turn back time to the 70s. | 7 pm. $25. Voyeur, 1221 Saint James St. eventbrite.com INTERESTS
Hot Sauce Class
Learn the science behind making your own hot sauce at home. Gone are the days
of sifting through the grocery store selection of cheap sauces. Bring it to all your parties and be sure to flex on your friends, because you’ll know how to do something they probably don’t. | 6 pm. $15. Philly Homebrew Outlet, 1314 S. 47th St. phillyhomebrew.com INTERESTS
Twilight Market
The farmstand is open late at this festive summer special edition market. Get local grown organic produce and unique creations from vendors. This is only happening three other times this summer, so check it out when you get the chance. | 5 pm. Free. Greensgrow Farms, 2501 E. Cumberland St. facebook.com
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Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire: In Concert
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311 & Dirty Heads
It’s the essential show of the summer. Each band came out with some new music this month. However, this is a tour with no album or anything to promote - just two bands that go together like rum and punch. | Friday, 7 pm. $40. The Met Philly, 858 N. Broad St.
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it’s just that we were dumb and lazy. Let the Tony and Emmy award winning actor John Leguziamo teach you a thing or two about thousands of years of rich history. Way more intriguing than some crusty old teacher. | 8 pm. $39-$109. Merriam Theater, 250 S. Broad St. kimmelcenter.org SHOW
La Maison Rose
A new monthly show that sticks to the classic sexiness of the art of burlesque. Lelu Lenore is the producer and headliner that will make your hearts flutter. You don’t need any extra over-the-top themes to draw you into this show. | 10 pm. $20. Franky Bradley’s, 1320 Chancellor St. eventbrite.com
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Bad Habits Fest
Experience a bit of every genre at this two-day festival. Eight bands will be rocking on two floors with plenty of space to get wild. All money raised will benefit the Children’s Hospital of Philadelphia Foundation. We love shows with a positive purpose. | 7:45 pm. $10-$15. The Barbary, 951 Frankford Ave. eventbrite.com MUSIC
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Halo: Outpost Discovery
The physical limitations of the universe have prevented you from stepping into this virtual world. However, all that is put on hold for this immersive three-day experience. You’ll get to do pretty much anything you can in the game, so get off the couch and come interact with something
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You know good jazz when you hear it, and we just know there will be plenty of it here. Enjoy the hometown sounds of Philly at this festival that’s thirteen years strong. Rain or shine, you
Us old heads personally can’t handle screamo anymore we’re all tuckered out from our MySpace days. If you can still go hard, though, you should definitely come see these guys. They don’t have a new album out, but they have plenty of shit to play. | 7
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Raccoon City Massacre
You gotta be a special kind of person to go to a metal matinee show. This band is really heavy, and is being supported by others that don’t fuck around either. Expect what you will, because we’re really not sure how to describe what this will be like. | 2:30 pm. 10 pm. The Fire, 412 W. Girard Ave. facebook.com INTERESTS
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Dancing On My Own: An Empowerment Party
A night of nothing but lifting each other up - oh, and some music to go with it. Dance to tracks from some powerful women in the music industry - Lizzo, Robyn, Nicki Minaj, and way more. | 10 pm. $7. Ruba Club, 416 Green St.
Andrew Yang
He’ll be there riling up the crowd and making a scene on the parkway. This isn’t us endorsing Yang for 2020 just us encouraging you to go out and take this chance to support something you believe in. | 12 pm. Free. Rocky Steps, Philadelphia Museum of Art, 2600 Benjamin Franklin Pkwy. mobilize.us
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Power of Color Market Hosted by South Philly vegan convenience store, V Marks the Shop, this day is completely dedicated to the movement. It’s the second annual happening of this celebration of diversity and inclusivity in the art world, so get in on it. | 12 pm. Free. Friends Center, 1501 Cherry St. facebook.com
This workshop is for those in the LGBTQ community that need to work on selfawareness. It’s a safe space where you can discuss important topics and create some meaningful art. Feel free to open up in an accepting environment. | 2 pm. $20. William Way LGBT Community Center, 1315 Spruce St. eventbrite.com LEARN
Our Bodies Our Voices
This is a summit for youth to learn how to discuss reproductive issues affecting black women and gender non-conforming people. Adults are also welcome to learn about how they can support reproductive justice. It’s never a bad time to lead the next generation into a meaningful fight for rights. | 10 am. Free. Friends Center, 1501 Cherry St. eventbrite.com
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Sons of an Illustrious Father
We’re all just children looking for some sustenance. Look no further than this strange, grungy, fuzzy, rock n roll group that never fails to blur the genre lines. They released a cover of The Pussycat Dolls’ “Don’t ‘Cha” last month, and it’s a jumbled, sinister track that probably sounds like how it feels to be stuck in purgatory. Regardless, we fucking love it. | 8 pm. $12. Boot & Saddle, 1131 S. Broad St. bootandsaddlephilly.com FOOD & DRINK
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You came into Philly for the weekend. You’re hungry but you don’t have a clue of where to go to get some good grub. This event was designed for you. Because
you don’t want to traipse around the wrong part of town with that fanny pack on, this event will take you around to some of the best eateries Philly has to offer. A six-block stretch will not only fill you up, but you’ll also get to learn a bit of our history while you scarf down on a cheesesteak – assuming that’s what you go for. | Noon. $39. City Food Tours, phillysfoodtour.com/ flavors-of-philly MUSIC
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Parks and Recreation Brunch
Enjoy some Leslie Knopestyle waffles from JJ’s Diner. Fill up on Ron Swanson’s hearty eggs and meat. Top it all off with some trivia on the show. | 12 pm. $25. The Victoria Freehouse, 10 S. Front St. brownpapertickets.com COMEDY
Comedians on the Loose
Brewery employees will compete in this battle of the bands. Local music and beer aficionados will be on the judges’ panel. Expect plenty of laughs, bad songs and good beers. | 1 pm. $20. World Cafe Live, 3025 Walnut St.
Someone left the basement door open. This is a showcase of the hottest emerging comedians in Philly right now. Sonja Savanovic is hosting, John Poveromo is headlining. Let the chaos ensue. | 7 pm. $20-$25. Punch Line Philly, 33 E. Laurel St.
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Tea & Tunes
Enjoy a spot of tea with some beautiful live music. Herb garden tours will also be running at this picnic-style event. Get close with nature, and with local musicians Mary Gottlieb-Hollis, St. Clair Simmons and Mel Wren. | 4:30 pm. $10. Bartram’s Garden, 5400 Lindbergh Blvd. facebook.com MUSIC
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Uhuru Furniture Victory Banquet
Celebrate a long-running, African owned, local business that knows how to serve its community. They’ve been thriving for 25 years, and invite you to honor that incredible milestone. | 7 pm. $5-$25. Uhuru Furniture, 832 N. Broad St. eventbrite.com
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Harriet Brown
Dreamy, strange and self-sufficient. Brown is a musician that transcends expectation. His music can’t be pinned down to pop or R&B. He’s an ambiguous talent, who coproduced, arranged and
composed his debut album “Contact.”| 8 pm. $12. Johnny Brenda’s, 1201 N. Frankford Ave. eventbrite.com SHOW
Just Between Us Live
Gaby Dunn are bringing their podcast to the stage. It’s a comedic variety show, where no topic is really off limits. We’re excited to see where the conversation goes at this performance. | 8 pm. $20$60. Punch Line Philly, 33 E. Laurel St. facebook.com
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Cheese: A Taste of Cross-Cultural History Eat some cheese and have a discussion about it. This sounds like a fascinating
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Philly’s alt-rock station is hosting a few of these jawns this summer for all you to rock out at. Silversun Pickups is headlining this one, supported by Shaed and I Don’t Know How But They Found Me. All ages, all music lovers, all Philadelphians are welcome to party. | 1 pm. Free. Xfinity Live, 1100 Pattison Ave. eventbrite.com
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Music Bingo
Feeling lucky? Test your knowledge of all music genres in this interactive game. We don’t know if it’s a cash prize or not, but who the hell cares? Just go have fun and get lost in the heat of competition. | 7 pm. Free. The Bourse, 111 S. Independence Mall E. eventbrite.com LEARN
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Charley Crockett
A true country performance is definitely going to be delivered by this Texan. Apparently, this guy is a descendent of Davy Crockett. Come witness him in all his badass glory. | Monday, 8 pm. $12. MilkBoy, 1100 Chestnut St. eventbrite.com
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The Rolling Stones
At this point, these guys are rolling around in their caskets. We appreciate a band than can stick together this long, though. If you have the change to spare, come catch them on tour. It may be their last, but who knows we feel like every tour is supposed to be their final. | Tuesday, 8 pm. $179. Lincoln Financial Field, 1 Lincoln Financial Field Way. ticketmaster.com
Educate yourself on some serious issues this Monday. Mass incarceration is a social problem, causing more black people to be arrested than white, and in the jailing of people for nonviolent offenses. Learn about this, take the information into the world and make some change with it. | 6 pm. Free. The Discovery Center, 3401 Reservoir Dr. eventbrite.com SOCIAL
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Xylo
LA pop that gets you snapping and trapping. Xylo got her big break on the single “Setting Fires” with The Chainsmokers. Come give her some support on her first ever headlining tour. | 8 pm. $15. Kung Fu Necktie, 1250 N. Front St. kungfunecktie.com
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Between Me and My Mind
A special screening of the movie about Phish guitarist and vocalist Trey Anastasio. We know Phish fans love following the band closely, so if you’re one, you should probably go to this. It’ll be an insightful night about a personal film. | 8 pm. $10. Punch Line Philly, 33 E. Laurel St. punchlinephilly.com
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How Did This Get Made?
We wonder this about countless movies that somehow made it to the mainstream (cough- The Room- cough). Luckily, hosts Jason Mantzoukas, June Diane Raphael and Paul Scheer are experts at deconstructing why these movies got made. This live performance of the famous podcast is sure to be hilarious. | 7:30 pm. $37. The Met Philly, 858 N. Broad St.
Herbal Tinctures and Extracts Making
Learn how to make medicine from common herbs you can find in your kitchen. Additionally, you’ll learn about herbs you’ve probably never heard of before. We know you’ll probably want to use this knowledge for another kind of herb, too. | 5:30 pm. $25. PHS Pop Up Garden: UCity Square, 60 N. 36th St. eventbrite.com
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Summer Salt
Mix and mingle with some local theater artists. If you’ve ever been interested in creating a show, starring in one or just being in the audience, come meet the people you’d already probably have to interact with. | 5 pm. Free. Fergie’s Pub, 1214 Sansom St.
You don’t need to go down the shore to feel salt in the air. These guys will transport you to any tropical destination you’ve been dreaming about. Close your eyes and space out their dreamy music - then wake up to realize you’re still stuck here for the summer. | 8 pm. $18. The Fillmore, 29 E. Allen St.
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History After Hours: Bros and Foes
This multi-faceted, after hours event will have you learning about historical bromances and ancient libations. Train your brain on making debate decisions and put yourself in the shoes of Aaron Burr and Alexander Hamilton during their famous duel. Who knew history lessons could be so exciting? | 5 pm. Free. Museum of the American Revolution, 101 S. 3rd St. amrevmuseum.org
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Tough Guy Soda
This group is here to deliver warehouse rock straight into our faces. We love a humble band that can bring us a different vibe than we usually get. | 8 pm. $8. Bourbon and Branch, 705 N. 2nd St. bourbonandbranchphilly. com LGBTQ
Turn Out Tuesday
Show your stuff this week with some of Philly’s most fabulous performers. Queens Iris Spectre and Vinchelle headline this weekly show of fun and games. Come out to see what kind of things they do to get the crowd crazy. | 9 pm. Free. Boxers, 1330 Walnut St. facebook.com
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Parker Millsap
Millsap’s folk/blues sound makes us think of jean shorts, cowboy boots and craft beer. Clearly, this is the perfect show to see in the mid-summer heat. Thankfully, this one’s inside the air-conditioned World Cafe Live, so you’ll be beating the heat while enjoying a great artist. | 8pm. $15. World Cafe Live, 3025 Walnut St. worldcafelive.com ART
Shakespeare in Clark Park We can only imagine how spectacular this four-day performance of King Lear is going to be. It’s live theater
in a lively park to celebrate a playwright who has long been dead. Witness some fine theatrics without having to pay beaucoup bucks for a front row seat. | 7 pm. Free. Clark Park, 4300 Baltimore Ave. shakespeareinclarkpark. org MUSIC
Sebadoh
Three guys that have been making indie since the 90s. Act surprised when you hear tracks from their most recent album - “Act Surprised” - at the show. Because, you know, you’ll probably have checked it out before you head out to see them. | 9 pm. $20. Underground Arts, 1200 Callowhill St. undergroundarts.org
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Art of Oral
There’s only so much you can learn by watching porn. Get interactive and learn all the techniques of administering oral sex. You’ll be an expert salad tosser in no time (look that one up on Urban Dictionary - thank us later). | Wednesday, 6 pm. $25. The Velvet Lily, 1204 Chestnut St. eventbrite.com
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PWIFT Summer Schmooze
That awesome acronym stands for “Philadelphia Women In Film and Television.” Expect to see a whole lot of celebration for the representation of women in entertainment. Come party with some powerful ladies. | 5:30 pm. Free. JJ Bootleggers, 35 S. 2nd St. eventbrite.com
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Dada Life
Live and die by the wub-adub. This pair of DJs is on tour to celebrate their tenth anniversary together. You’d be absolutely inhuman to not be moved by their intense electro sounds and beat drops. | 10 pm. $20. NOTO, 1209 Vine St. eventbrite.com
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Sidney Gish
Did you know the most dinosaur fossils have been found in North America? This one in particular was found right here in Philly. From the second they were excavated, they’ve been playing some sounds never heard before, taking influences from tons of genres. | Thursday, 8 pm. $10. MilkBoy, 1100 Chestnut St.
Gish makes upbeat tunes for everybody. She’s a full-time student that has made time to perfect her craft. Catch up with her by checking out her single “I’m So Sorry” from June. | 8 pm. $12. PhilaMOCA, 531 N. 12th St.
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Soul Comedy: Michael Colyar
This guy is simply fucking hilarious. He’s been on TV in “Blackish,” and he’s the author of “A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the White House.” His talent and hilarity aren’t to be missed - come catch him while he’s in town. | 8:30 pm. $35. Warmdaddy’s, 1400 S. Columbus Blvd. eventbrite.com
Daybreaker PHL: Midsummer Morning’s Dream
Jump outta bed and get into a soothing yoga session. Follow it up with an insane dance party on a rooftop. This jawn is a listening party for electro artists Above & Beyond’s new album “Flow State.” We can’t really think of anything better to do this early on a Wednesday morning. | 6 am. $15-$35. Stratus Rooftop Lounge, 433 Chestnut St. daybreaker.com
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Philadelphia Trans Wellness Conference
Get your tickets for the largest trans-specific conference in the world. Sit in on a number of conferences and events throughout dedicated to making the community stronger than it ever has been. | 9 am. Free. Pennsylvania Convention Center, 1100 Arch St. mazzonicenter.org INTERESTS
Trakmeet Producer Game Showcase
Discover music you’ve never heard before here. This is a competition of two teams to see who can create better beats. They’ll be attempting to outsmart each other and innovate some new sounds. | 8 pm. Free. Hard Rock Cafe, 1113 Market St. eventbrite.com
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Stirring the Pot
An improv show based on experiences had on vacation. Could be the best time of your life, could be the most disastrous family trip ever. We’ve all been through a bad trip or two, so come out and find a way to laugh about it. | 8 pm. $8. Philly Improv Theater, 2030 Sansom St. eventbrite.com FOOD & DRINK
The Monarch: Pop-Up Beer Garden
This is Holmesburg’s first and only continuous beer garden in the neighborhood. Enjoy a fresh brew outside on a calm summer night. Come back every fourth Thursday to keep yourself sane. | 7 pm. $5-$10. Philadelphia Insectarium and Butterfly Pavilion, 8046 Frankford Ave. eventbrite.com COMEDY
Comedy Sportz World Championship This intense faceoff features thirty comedy teams from the US and UK going against each other in improv challenges. Nothing is more intimidating than a competition you can’t prepare for. | 7:30 pm. $25. The Wilma Theater, 265 S. Broad St.
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Posture, Pinatas and Pillows
Bring in your current pillow and find out if it’s the right match for you. Beat the shit out of it with a bat if it’s not. Let’s all celebrate how great it feels to have good posture - and to let your aggression out. | 7 pm. $10. Adobe Cafe, 4550 Mitchell St. eventbrite.com
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