Philadelphia Weekly 12-13-2017

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FILM

BLOOD, SWEAT AND GORE

Horror filmmaker Johnnie Dickie and his love of VHS is on display this week at PhilaMOCA. SEE PAGE 8

CULTURE

LET’S GET HYPE

Meet the man behind the voice of rap radio in the City of Brotherly Love.

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CALENDAR

TIVE PHILLY’S NEWS ALTERNA

DEC. 13 - DEC. 20, 2017

New e v E s ’ r a e Y e d i u G

2017 Tips, tools and events to ensure you turn off the TV and ring 2018 in right SEE PAGE 12

‘TIS THE SEASON

Another week in December means another weekend of great events around the holiday season.

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FROM THE EDITOR

Separation anxiety KERITH GABRIEL

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bout a block and a half away from my house on the corner of York and Coral St. is the Coral Mini Market, a tiny bodega situated diagonally from Franny Louâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Cafe in the heart of a rapidly developing and gentrifying section of East Kensington.

The owners are a collective of hard-working, extremely friendly Latino men who, despite language barriers at times, make a point to chat everyone up. Walk in, and youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re referred to as â&#x20AC;&#x153;Popâ&#x20AC;? if your male and â&#x20AC;&#x153;Miss,â&#x20AC;? for the ladies despite age. The store is as intimate as the neighborhood they sell in, a tightknit community of longtime neighbors and newcomers trying to ďŹ t in.

And Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve witnessed them treat both the same way.

I walk in with my almost 2-year-old son, and itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a courtesy lollipop everytime â&#x20AC;&#x201C; despite my schagrin at times â&#x20AC;&#x201C; high-ďŹ ving and chiming in on how big heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s getting even if we go in a couple times on the same day.

Theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve made a point to get in touch with the community around them and you can tell, the store isnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t covered in grafďŹ ti, thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s no trash out front and the addicts who do enter donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t hang outside the store or hang on the corner.

Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a respected part of the neighborhood.

But there is one thing that gets me everytime I go in that I do wish would go away.

Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s the inches-thick Plexiglass from counter to ceiling. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a familiar sight at many of the bodegas in the neighborhood, but where my mini mart differs is that these guys arenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t pedaling 40-ounce beers from their coolers, in fact they donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t distribute alcohol at all from their shop, yet there is a need for the glass.

Councilwoman Cindy Bass has a proposal in front of City Council calling for the ban of these partitions, sparking argument and debate on what that glass symbolizes to the people in the community itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s trying to serve.

Bass has other council members on the proposal as co-signers and would need just four votes among the seven-member committee to send this bill to a potential full vote by Dec. 14.

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Among other more important things the city should care about Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m truly surprised that this is a hot ticket item.

But it does raise a valid concern.

In those instances where I got to speak with my bodega owner was generally when they were hanging out on the other side of the glass, or when they emerged from their plastic conďŹ nes to say hello to my kid or point me in the direction of something in particular on the shelf.

But Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m not naive that these stores are prime targets subject to violent crime. On that same block a week prior, there was a drive-by shooting where a man was shot, so I get it.

There is a certain disdain for having to push your dollars through a plastic partition. The choice of coming into your store shouldnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t mean Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m viewed as a threat and if you walk into any of these stores as a minority or not itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s how you feel.

In the case of my bodega, there is hole where money does make hand-to-hand interaction, but there are some bodegas where the exchange happens similarly to a drive-thru bank transaction and yeah, it does make you feel some type of way.

The notion that the only thing good about me is my money so just buy and get out is disconcerting and assuredly the impetus for this proposal by Bass to Council.

But then the question needs to be asked: whatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s being done in these neighborhoods to ensure store owners that the glass should come down? Will the city up police presence and patrols?

Will store owners who take the risk receive a reprieve of some fashion? If the city wants to stick noses where they doesnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t belong then something should be done to make these owners feel safer â&#x20AC;&#x201C; in spite of what they may peddle in their respective communities. To assume that removing the glass will foster less disdain toward a store that isnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t a pinnacle in its neighborhood is setting that establishment up for trouble â&#x20AC;&#x201C; and potential danger.

So I offer a chance for you, Councilwoman Bass, to use our pages as a forum; an opportunity to explain what sparked this decision strongly enough for it to come before Council.

Just know that I will offer the same to my friendly neighborhood bodega owner to explain why despite being a pillar of my community, unless he sees change to help break down the walls, he doesnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t plan on taking down his anytime soon. â&#x2013;

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TWEET OF THE WEEK

state city TEARS FOR CARSON

This week, the entire city continues to grieve uncontrollably over the loss of Carson Wentzâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s knee. A caller who identified himself as â&#x20AC;&#x153;Chrisâ&#x20AC;? wept openly to Angelo Cataldi on the WIP (94.1-FM) morning show on Monday morning. Since then an outpouring of support as a city goes into mourning has spread across social media bolstered by the hashtag #CarsonStrong. The QB now sidelined with a season-ending ACL tear may be gone for the rest of the Eaglesâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; run to the postseason, but will not be forgotten if these sampling of tweets offer any indication. Q

Speaking of the PPA, Deadspin writer Dan McQuade caught this pitch-perfect interaction in Twitter, which pretty much sums up everything you need to know about the parking authority as an organization right now. Q

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â&#x20AC;&#x201C; A cousin of Ebenezer Scrooge is apparently a Philly resident. This was overheard outside Dilworth Plaza on Dec. 8, the site of the cityâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s annual Wintergarden festivities. It should be noted that the person who said this was waiting in line to rent skates for the ice rink. Q

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The holidays seem to warm the cold hearts of those in the criminal justice system, specifically that of the Pennsylvania Board of Pardons, which will hear 88 pardons this week, according to Lt. Gov. Mike Stack.

Many of the applicants were cleared following a review board hearing in November that now has their fates lie in the hands of a panel that could see many of the offenders serving life sentences get a chance to rejoin society again. One of those is a 75-year-old Philadelphia man serving a life sentence from an aggravated robbery and murder that occured in 1968.

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ou may never have heard of Tarrell â&#x20AC;&#x153;Luckeeâ&#x20AC;? John, but youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve deďŹ nitely heard his

they usually put on the radio, but it worked. Here I am.

voice.

For nearly a decade, the 39-yearold club promoter has been a staple of Phillyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s airwaves, delivering energetic, reverb-heavy sales pitches for clients such as the Roxxy and Club Onyx.

Youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve heard him on Power 99; youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve heard him on Boom 103.9. When â&#x20AC;&#x153;the voiceâ&#x20AC;? booms through the car speakers, love it or hate it, you know itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Luckee â&#x20AC;&#x201C; and you know itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a party.

Philly Weekly tracked down the southwest Philly native to talk about how he went from a successful car dealer to one of Phillyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s most recognizable hype men.

In 2008, he got his ďŹ rst gig at a small bar in Center City called Big Bangs, which could only hold 125 people. He graduated to the big league by landing a promotional gig for the Roxxy, where he owned a Saturday on the middle of Delaware Avenue all to himself. â&#x20AC;&#x153;It was just me taking over a club that can hold 1,500 people,â&#x20AC;? he says.

Nowadays, he works as the regional promotional director for Onyx, splitting his time between the gentlemanâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s club locations in Philly, Charlotte and Dallas. Getting hundreds of people out to a party isnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t as simple as putting up a ďŹ&#x201A;ier, especially week in and week out.

New Yearâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Eve is every clubâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s biggest cash cow, and for behind-thescenes planners such as Luckee, the workload began weeks ago.

So when did people first start to notice you had this unique radio power? Did you have something like a big break?

When I listen to my old commercials, I can hear the progression in how far I came. I listen back to the ďŹ rst year of commercials and I get embarrassed.

Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s kinda like a singer hearing one of their early songs.

Over time, I came up with a slogan: â&#x20AC;&#x153;Saturday Roxxy, Sunday Onyx.â&#x20AC;?

That was when I really got noticed. It became a brand. Everybody in the city was walking around saying â&#x20AC;&#x153;Saturday Roxxy, Sunday Onyx.â&#x20AC;?

You strike me as a soft-spoken guy. The first time we talked on the phone I almost didnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t believe it was the same person who does these high-intensity sound clips.

Do people often recognize you in public by your voice?

Usually itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s when Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m at Onyx and I talk. Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m actually shy about it. I donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t like the attention. Because when somebody ďŹ nds out itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s me I gotta be picture ready. I gotta be ready to really communicate. They might ask me â&#x20AC;&#x153;can you do a commercial for me?â&#x20AC;? and I had to be ready to deal with that.

What was your trajectory from young promoter to â&#x20AC;&#x153;the voiceâ&#x20AC;? of Do friends or strangers ever ask you to do â&#x20AC;&#x153;the voiceâ&#x20AC;? for them? the party?

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Tarrell â&#x20AC;&#x153;Luckeeâ&#x20AC;? John is the voice behind the radio ads that have been boosting parties for nearly a decade.

The Hype Man Meet the promoter behind some of the most recognizable radio ads in Philly

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I used to work a car dealership and I was doing very well. I was ranked 17th in the country. But I was working seven days a week. One day, I was like â&#x20AC;&#x153;you know what? I want to work for myself.â&#x20AC;? And for some strange reason I came into the idea that I wanted to be a promoter.

I really didnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t make money right away. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s easy to lose all your money when youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re starting out. But I kind of ďŹ gured it out after awhile â&#x20AC;&#x201C; how to get people to come out to an event. The next step was, well, I want to put radio promotion behind it.

But the air personalities that were doing promotion didnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t do it how I wanted it. They couldnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t paint the picture the way I wanted the picture painted. So I went ahead and I tried.

My ďŹ rst time it came out pretty good.

It was a little bit different than what

I hear that from everybody. [Laugher]. Friends and family. I get that a lot.

Usually I donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s one of them things.

I come alive once I get in that studio and I get behind that mic. I love what a do. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s not even a job for me no more.

I just love what I do.

How much has the promotional game changed over the last decade? Were there a lot more guerilla tactics on the streets?

When I ďŹ rst started, it was a lot of hand-in-hand ďŹ&#x201A;iers. And we didnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t just hand out like 200 or 300 ďŹ&#x201A;iers. No. There was a team of us. One person down 52nd and Market. One person down 69th Street. One personâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s at 15th and Market. We had shifts. Weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re

talking about getting rid of 10,000 ďŹ&#x201A;iers a week.

The playing ďŹ eld has deďŹ nitely changed with social media. Facebook ads let you target the same amount of people that you would in the street â&#x20AC;&#x201C; and directly target them by age and everything. In the world of being a promoter, thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a lot of technology now that wasnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t around when I started, and thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s what I try to stay up on.

Luckeeâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s tips for crushing it at event planning. Give â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;em to me straight.

If you havenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t done a big event, donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t start with a big event. Start with something small and perfect your craft.

Keep your overhaul as low as you can keep it without jeopardizing the promotional.

And remember: radio is just one layer of bringing people out. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s just the ďŹ nal step. I started learning how to bring 400-500 people out without using radio. When I started using radio, it just took it to the next level.

Letâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s talk New Yearâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Eve. This is the biggest time of year for promoters. Whatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s happening behind the scenes right now?

New Yearâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Eve is huge, especially huge for Onyx. Weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re open until 5 a.m., whereas most spots close at 2 a.m. So we get not only the early rush from the regulars, but we also get the late rush from everybody that was out and doesnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t want to go home.

I will be hosting a New Yearâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Eve party. You always want to book birthday parties. Birthday parties help the foundation to your party, so Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m in the process of that now. We plan on doing a live broadcast from Onyx that night.

And we also plan on dropping $2,018 from the ceiling on to the ďŹ&#x201A;oor.

Wait. Hold up. Have you guys done that before? That strikes me as asking for a fight on the dance floor.

Believe it or not, itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s never happened! But that was the same thought when we thought about it. How do we stop everybody for trying to ďŹ ght each other for the money? But the money falls. Everybody grabs the money. And thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s it. Thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s no pushing, no shoving.

I mean, theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re just $1 bills. Onyx is a gentlemenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s club. Thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s always dollar bills on the ďŹ&#x201A;oor.

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LEFT: Dickie has a collection of over 500 VHS films in an effort to archive a dying technology.

INSET: Johnnie Dickieâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s obsession with blood, gore and death began at age 12 when he created his very first horror movie.

Horror, by Johnnie Phillyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s filmmaker on analog gore drops his latest â&#x20AC;&#x153;VHSâ&#x20AC;?special at PhilaMOCA

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n Johnny Dickieâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s world, everything is spurting blood, caked with blood or about to get blood-soaked as an after-effect of jutting axes or ďŹ&#x201A;ying butcher knives. Alongside the plasmatic ooze (and other such gore), Dickie and his friends can be seen dead-ordying-or-killing amid familiar settings in and around South Phillyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Italian Market.

Thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s because Dickie, 20, has been making low-to-no budget ďŹ lms since age 12, near his homebase of Mollyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Books & Records,

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the Ninth Street shop owned by poet Molly Russakoff and drummer Joe Ankenbrand.

That Dickie has killed his mom and stepdad in ďŹ lms heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s directed such as 2012â&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Slaughter Tales and the â&#x20AC;&#x153;fatal birthdayâ&#x20AC;? segment of his 2017 Undead Video, either bodes well for the closeness of their familial relationship, or very badly. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve been killed in three of Johnnyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s movies. Do I sense something might be troubling the boy?â&#x20AC;? asks Ankenbrand. â&#x20AC;&#x153;I suggest you ask him. Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m too busy looking over my shoulder.â&#x20AC;?

Days before the debut screening of new

VHS (Video Horror Series) at PhilaMOCA on Dec. 13, Dickie says of casting and killing his parents, â&#x20AC;&#x153;Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s honestly way easier to get friends and family to act in your movies, then say ... actual actors. Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve died more times on camera than anyone whoâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s acted for me, so it evens out. Most of the satisfaction comes from the effect working as intended.â&#x20AC;?

Most of the satisfaction.

Dickieâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s career as a movie-multi-hyphenate (writing, acting, directing, editing, creating special effects) began with a short entitled, â&#x20AC;&#x153;I Know What You Did Last Weekend.â&#x20AC;? He canâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t number his short ďŹ lm output (â&#x20AC;&#x153;too manyâ&#x20AC;? he says), nor can he outrun his passion for horror. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Making low-budget horror, you start to get carried away with the next creative way youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re going to kill someone off that youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll forget to write any characters,â&#x20AC;? said Dickie. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Now, I spent a lot of time ďŹ&#x201A;eshing out plots and characterization.â&#x20AC;?

With that, Dickieâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s new ďŹ lm, Keith Loves Ava, is more about romantic obsession and artful cinema than it is guts and gore. But there will be blood. â&#x20AC;&#x153;There are shocks, but it has a lot more weight when it hits because youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve spent time learning about everyone,â&#x20AC;? says Dickie.

This lust for blood, guts and characterization has much to with his upbringing as the scion of local artists (his father is Strapping Fieldhandsâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; Bob Dickie). â&#x20AC;&#x153;Growing up above the bookstore and my mom being a poet, I was constantly taking in a wide variety of arts growing up, without even knowing it,â&#x20AC;? said Dickie.

Mollyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s hosted poetry readings, performances and screenings of old movies and her son learned to appreciate any and all forms of artistic expression. â&#x20AC;&#x153;That environment has something to do with what I am now,â&#x20AC;? says Dickie, who also plays drums in his sisterâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s band, ICD9. The Dickie family are all doing big things as Johnnieâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s sister Carla Dickie, 24, just self-published her ďŹ rst comic, is the logo artist for Ankenbrandâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Platterhead record label and cover artist for his band, Dixy Bloodâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s latest album.

What got Dickie into horror movies â&#x20AC;&#x201C; on VHS speciďŹ cally â&#x20AC;&#x201C; was the imagination and creativity that goes into making a really good fright ďŹ&#x201A;ick. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Special effects always interested me, so that had a lot to do with it,â&#x20AC;? he says. â&#x20AC;&#x153;What really captured me, though, was when I discovered a whole world of low-budget horror ďŹ&#x201A;icks. Suddenly everything seemed super accessible to me, like if they could make a

movie, I could.â&#x20AC;? Dickie credits 1987â&#x20AC;&#x2122;s â&#x20AC;&#x153;Splatter Farmâ&#x20AC;? as having a monster impact on him. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d watch it and feel completely inspired.â&#x20AC;?

Starting his own Undead Video production company, Dickie originally used Windows Movie Maker on a Dell laptop for editing.

However, in keeping with the times and the quality of ďŹ lmmaking, all the ďŹ lms heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s made in the past two years are shot with a Canon EOS 7D D-SLR, and edited with Final Cut Pro 7 or iMovie. â&#x20AC;&#x153;My ďŹ lms have a lo-ďŹ aesthetic as I stay away from using digital effects, green screens, and loads of post-production. I rarely shoot with a script. Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll write a treatment, ďŹ gure the dialogue and try to make use of whatever locations or props I have available.â&#x20AC;?

Even Piety â&#x20AC;&#x201C; a short ďŹ lm Jack Mulvanerty directed, which Dickie shot and edited â&#x20AC;&#x201C; beneďŹ ts from a no-ďŹ aesthetic, as its nihilistic tale about a man in prison, reďŹ&#x201A;ecting on his past is gently jarring and eerily haunting. â&#x20AC;&#x153;We always tell him if he ever does anything evil, people will look at his movies and ask why we didnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t see it coming,â&#x20AC;? jokes Ankenbrand.

As far as collecting and screening VHS ďŹ lms, Dickie has between 4-500 tapes in a rush to preserve an art form that could possibly get lost. As for his own work, currently, collections such as his 2017 shorts compilation are on DVD. Other Dickie work such as Slaughter Tales and 2014â&#x20AC;&#x2122;s City of the Dream Demons are released on VHS. â&#x20AC;&#x153;I think the VHS movement makes sense, considering how many people grew up with the format,â&#x20AC;? says Dickie. â&#x20AC;&#x153;There is a surprising amount of VHS enthusiasts in Philadelphia, not a huge group, but with people who are hugely passionate and inventive.â&#x20AC;?

Along with publisher Josh Shaferâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Lunchmeat VHS magazine and Matt Desiderioâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Blood Video VHS zine, Dickie gives a shout to PhilaMOCA â&#x20AC;&#x201C; the Eraserhood venue that will screen his and the work of Mulvanerty as being essential to the VHS scene. â&#x20AC;&#x153;I like the young generation of VHS promoters, like the Psychotronic group, and can identify with them as a collector myself,â&#x20AC;? says PhilaMOCA boss and booker Eric Bresler. â&#x20AC;&#x153;There really is this modern subculture centered around the analog VHS format.â&#x20AC;?

Dickie seconds that emotion while recalling and paying dues to the punk rock/underground poetry scene of his parents. â&#x20AC;&#x153;The sheer amount of incredible artists and shows PhilaMOCA feature is a thing of beauty, theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re really fearless with what they book and provide a constant source of interesting events. I deďŹ nitely see a parallel between what theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re doing and the art scenes my parents were in back in the day.â&#x20AC;?

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7:30pm. $5. PhilaMOCA, 531 N. 12th St. philamoca.org Q TWITTER: @ADAMOROSI

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IMAGE: Melissa Komar.

Ontario St. Comics owner Bill Fink holds up â&#x20AC;&#x153;Adventures of Sentryman,â&#x20AC;? the movie prop comic from Unbreakable and a photo of Samuel L. Jackson holding up the same prop in the same spot in his comic book shop.

Broken Glass

Director M. Night Shyamalan wrapped his latest flick at a familiar comic store in Port Richmond.

BY MELISSA KOMAR

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he glass countertop display case at Ontario St. Comics didnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t budge when M. Night Shyamalan hit it with a familiar hammer and called out, â&#x20AC;&#x153;Glass is a wrap,â&#x20AC;? ending extensive pre-production on his forthcoming ďŹ lm.

Although the sound of glass shattering erupted the moment the hammer made contact, the countertop itself was unbreakable, a nod to the ďŹ lm in which it appeared 17 years ago. The tool itself was fake, simply a toy with sound effects, but a full cast and crew of over 100 people that swarmed the Port Richmond comic book shop on Dec. 4 were very real.

Filming for Shyamalanâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s upcoming movie, Glass, the ďŹ nal ďŹ lm in the trilogy including Unbreakable (2000) and Split (2016), began in Philadelphia in early October and wrapped up sometime after 10 p.m. on Monday, with crew arriving at 10 a.m. to set up, according to store owner, Bill Fink. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Since we were part of the original movie, Unbreakable, when Samuel L. Jackson was here knocking comics off a rack from his wheelchair, I guess we were a natural choice since itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a combined sequel between Unbreakable and Split, he said. â&#x20AC;&#x153;I guess they wanted to come back to some things from Unbreakable and pay homage or add a blast from the past to combine the two movies.â&#x20AC;?

Fans might recall the scene from Unbreakable in which Elijah Price, played by Samuel L. Jackson, causes somewhat of a ruckus in a comic book shop. Ontario St. Comics was that comic book shop and was more than happy to be back on the big screen. A location manager reached out to Fink a couple

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months ago about ďŹ lming a scene for Glass at his store. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Obviously, we were up for it and weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re happy to be part of the new movie,â&#x20AC;? Fink said.

The scene at Ontario St. Comics was scheduled to be ďŹ lmed the day before the ďŹ nal day of shooting on Nov. 30. Shooting took longer than anticipated in Allentown and additional ďŹ lming in Philadelphia was pushed back, according to Fink.

The ďŹ nal day was supposed to take place at 30th Street Station, but scheduling conďŹ&#x201A;icts arose again and Ontario St. Comics was moved to last on the list, a change Fink didnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t mind at all. â&#x20AC;&#x153;We were supposed to be ďŹ rst, but then, due to scheduling conďŹ&#x201A;icts, they moved us to last,â&#x20AC;? he said. â&#x20AC;&#x153;So, we were the very last scene, on the very last day of shooting. Since the movie is called Glass, I gave [the hammer] to M. Night at the end and had him tap it on one of our glass cases and he said, â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;Glassâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; is a wrap.â&#x20AC;&#x2122; You know, itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s kind of neat. There were hugs and high ďŹ ves from the cast and crew, handshakes. It was really neat that we were the last scene.â&#x20AC;?

There were other remnants in the store that needed to be moved around or modiďŹ ed because they either didnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t ďŹ t the motif, or even greater were actually prominent in Unbreakable. â&#x20AC;&#x153;We had a big â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;Unbreakableâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; banner and we had to take that down obviously,â&#x20AC;? laughed Fink. â&#x20AC;&#x153;The big, plastic inďŹ&#x201A;atable Spider-Man that you see in Unbreakable, we actually took him down and cleaned him up. Heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d been up there for about 20 years or so, so we had to remove all the dust from him. And, we had to remove our cardboard stand-up of Nick

Fury. That would be weird to have a picture of Samuel L. Jackson as another character in the movie.â&#x20AC;?

Also on set was the original â&#x20AC;&#x153;Unbreakableâ&#x20AC;? movie prop comic book, â&#x20AC;&#x153;The Adventures of Sentryman.â&#x20AC;? â&#x20AC;&#x153;Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve had that for 17 years and somehow it got left behind here,â&#x20AC;? Fink said. â&#x20AC;&#x153;After 17 years, I ďŹ nally got him to sign it about a month and a half ago when they were here doing the ďŹ nal scouting for the location.â&#x20AC;?

Shyamalan also asked Fink what he would show someone if they came into the store asking to see a really awesome comic book.

Fink had the perfect response. â&#x20AC;&#x153;I said, â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;Now that you mention it, I have this one and Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d like you to sign it.,â&#x20AC;&#x2122;â&#x20AC;? he recalled.

Fink said Shyamalan was down-to-earth throughout the entire experience and interacted with Finkâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s family during shooting and customers when he was scouting. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s not standofďŹ sh and he always seemed happy to interact with the public,â&#x20AC;? said Fink.

Because of agreements, Fink is unable to disclose what was ďŹ lmed or who was in the scene, but he did conďŹ rm â&#x20AC;&#x153;there was at least one well-known actor or actress here.â&#x20AC;?

None â&#x20AC;&#x153;of the main playersâ&#x20AC;? purchased anything while on site, but â&#x20AC;&#x153;a lot of cast and crew members found stuff they wanted.â&#x20AC;? â&#x20AC;&#x153;Last time, Samuel L. Jackson actually purchased comics,â&#x20AC;? said Fink, referencing ďŹ lming for â&#x20AC;&#x153;Unbreakable.â&#x20AC;? â&#x20AC;&#x153;We found him some comics that he had been looking for in various parts of the country and we actually found some for a certain series that he wanted.â&#x20AC;?

Tracks were set up in the aisles for cameras and lighting and wardrobe crew were spread out throughout the store. â&#x20AC;&#x153;It was just crazy, but I was very happy to have it happen here,â&#x20AC;? Fink said. â&#x20AC;&#x153;It was pretty awesome that our little comic shop in Port Richmond is a scene for a major motion picture again. Weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re hoping we donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t end up on the cutting room ďŹ&#x201A;oor.â&#x20AC;? â&#x2013; TWITTER: @STARNEWSPHILLY

IMAGE: Melissa Komar.

M. Night Shyamalan and Ontario St. Comics owner Bill Fink snap a selfie after filming wrapped for Glass.

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Screen time Feature films to get you through another upcoming holiday season

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rom A Christmas Story to Die Hard 2, holiday ďŹ lms are an American institution. Whether our hearts expand around Christmas or weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re looking to escape family time, early winter movies are part of our culture.

This season, we balance familiar franchises (Thor: Ragnarok, Justice League, The Last Jedi, Black Panther) with biopics (I, Tonya, The Greatest Showman, The Post) as protagonists, from superheroes to P.T. Barnum, look into themselves to overcome challenges.

Tying these movies together are themes of self-discovery, â&#x20AC;&#x201C;expression, and â&#x20AC;&#x201C;love, which is also an interesting interpretation of Americaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s current cultural state.

Authenticity, whether Thorâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s new humor or Tonya Hardingâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s candid fall, triumphs typical Hollywood love-story narcissism. The epitome of this ethos is Ferdinand the Bull (Ferdinand), and fragments of his revamped story can be seen in most major ďŹ lms this season.

Star Wars: The Last Jedi (Dec. 15)

The newest Star Wars is the most anticipated movie of the year. From Daisy Ridleyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s (Rey) November Vogue cover to the 34 million times-viewed trailer, the world is anxiously awaiting the fate of this galaxy far, far away. In The Last Jedi, Rey discovers her powers and takes the hand of Kylo Ren (!!!) who she hopes â&#x20AC;&#x153;will show me my place in all this.â&#x20AC;? Written and directed by Rian Johnson (Rogue One, Breaking Badâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s ďŹ nal season), this

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could be the franchiseâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s bleakest blockbuster, but I donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t think people will care. If Johnson delivers like he did two years ago, look for The Last Jedi to be big.

Ferdinand (Dec. 15)

A big-hearted bull escapes his ďŹ ghting fate in the family-oriented feel-good of the season. Imagining a beautifully animated Spain, director Carlos Saldanha (Rio, Ice Age) pits freedom against tradition as Ferdinand (John Cena) embraces himself to ďŹ nd home. Based on the Munro Leafâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s classic childrenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s book, Ferdinand depicts the ethos thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s inspired countless works, from The Blind Side to Dr. Strange. For this reason alone, I think the animated ďŹ&#x201A;ick will be worth the watch.

The Greatest Showman (Dec. 25) In 1871, a man, whose clock company had recently bankrupted him, started a â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;traveling museum, menagerie, caravan, and hippodrome.â&#x20AC;&#x2122; His name was P.T. Barnum (Hugh Jackman) and the story of his circus is nothing less than the invention of Americaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s imagination. Starring Zac Efron, Michelle Williams, Rebecca Ferguson, and Zendaya, The Greatest Showman is this yearâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s movie-musical, and already has the magical makings of La La Land (yes, my hopes are high; yes, I love Zac Efron). Debuting Michael Gracey as director (but, really, itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Hugh Jackmanâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s passion project) with songwriters Benj Pasek and Justin Paul (La La Land, Dear Evan Hansen), the stars could align for The Greatest Showman.

Which would be prophetic, given the ďŹ lmâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s

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The Post (Jan. 12)

Washington Post publisher Kay Graham (Meryl Streep) and editor Ben Bradlee (Tom Hanks) battle the government in the declassiďŹ cation and public release of the Pentagon Papers. Directed by Steven Spielberg, The Post brings to life the scandal of the half- century that was Watergate, and the bravery that uncovered it. But Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d go just to see Streep and Hanks on screen together. Aptly timed, The Post, hotly anticipated by critics and politicians alike, is a torch in todayâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s fake news darkness.

Black Panther (Feb. 16)

Trouble is brewing in Wakanda, a secret nation hidden in Africa. King Tâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;Challa (Chadwick Boseman) must work with the CIA to prevent Erik Killmonger (Michael Jordan) from starting a world war. With Lupita Nyongâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;o heading the femme fatale squad and Forest Whitaker as â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;King Tâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;Challaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Obi Wan Kenobi,â&#x20AC;&#x2122; 2018â&#x20AC;&#x2122;s most exciting ďŹ lm looks to deliver. The timing, with Africaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s contemporary rise, is also apt. Written and directed

by Ryan Coogler (Creed), Black Panther has been on radars since 1992, when Wesley Snipes ďŹ rst mentioned its development. With stunning 3D and aforementioned star power, the wait seems to have been worth it. Q TWITTER: @LJMOVIES

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Totally â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;90s NYE Party

PWâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Guide to doing New Yearâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Eve right

BY ANDREA CANTOR

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Bring in the New Year by traveling back to the past â&#x20AC;&#x201C; trippy enough for you? Pull out the scrunchies, fanny packs, denim and the rest of your throwback â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;90s gear for this themed NYE party. DJ Tanner Caldwell and DJ ADUB will be spinning all of your Walkman favorites on the heated outdoor ship deck.

Drink from an open bar and have a champagne toast at midnight. Get a great view of the Pennâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Landing Fireworks, and dance the Macarena into 2018. | 9pm-2am. $75 advance, $100 at the door. The Deck Moshulu, 401 S. Columbus Blvd. eventbrite.com

New Yearâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Eve at Blue Cross RiverRink

Skate your way into 2018. Perfect for the whole family, grab a pair of skates and get ready to glide across the ice as you watch the ďŹ reworks above. Tickets include food, entertainment and New Yearâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Eve favors. | 5-8pm, 10pm-1am.

Blue Cross RiverRink, 101 S. Christopher Columbus Blvd. $40 skater, $30 spectator. ticketďŹ&#x201A;y.com/purchase

etâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s be real, 2017 has been one doozy of a roller coaster. With all of its ups, downs and weird turns and twists across the board, TIME TO GET DOWN this year deserves a big blowout celebration in Manayunk New Yearâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Eve From The Top Philadelphia just to lift our spirits and get us all Midnight Welcome in 2018 while looking over the 2018 NYE Passport Party Dress to impress at this black tie shindig, prepared as we enter 2018. The only question city.

Before the New Yearâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s resolutions, letâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s and watch the ďŹ reworks from 57 ďŹ&#x201A;oors up. indulge in whatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s left of 2017. How does Drink from an open bar, eat hor dâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;oeuvres, top-shelf open bar access to ďŹ ve full bars at is, where should you head to party it up? and dance the night away to Phillyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s own DJ The Bayou and Cactus Cantina sound? One

SPARKLES IN THE SKY Countdown in the SKY 2017 SugarHouse Casino Fireworks

Jason Weiss. | 9pm-2am. $125 plus fees general admission. One Liberty Observation Deck, 1650 Market St. #5700. phillyfromthetop. com/packages

New Yearâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Eve Fireworks

ticket gets you into both venues, which will be booming with DJs, drinking, dancing, food and a champagne toast. | 8pm-1am. $49.

Bayou Bar and Grill, 4245 Main St. Cactus Cantina, 4243 Main St. eventbrite.com/e/ manayunk

The Piazza at Schmidtâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s New Year Eve Party 2018

Get lit â&#x20AC;&#x201C; with ďŹ reworks! Celebrate the end of 2017, and the beginning of the 2018 with the night sky ďŹ lled with sparks and colors. There are tons of places you can watch the displays. Donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t just watch the festivities on television, come on out and experience it yourself. | Free. 6pm, midnight. Along the Delaware River. delawareriverwaterfront. com/events

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Always wanted to be as high up as the ďŹ reworks? Well, 672 feet up is a good start!

Watch the ďŹ reworks display from the openair panoramic balcony. Dance to a live DJ throughout the night and enjoy the inclusive three-hour open bar, charcuterie station, dessert station, party favors and a champagne toast at midnight. | 9pm-1am. $79. SkyGarten, 1717 Arch St. skybrunch.ticketleap.com/ countdown-in-the-sky/

Dinner Cruise

Letâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s get nautical for New Years. Cruise down the Delaware River, and take in the ďŹ reworks spectacular. Feast on the holiday buffet and get tipsy at the open bar. Champagne toast at midnight. Not a night owl? Take the dayâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s earlier cruises or the New Yearâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Day Brunch. | 8:30pm-12:30am. $189.90 for standard New Yearâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Eve Package. spiritcruises. com/philadelphia

Live up the last hours of 2017 at this big tent event. The night will include a number of acts, amenities and live performances by Manufactured Superstars and Vicetone. | 8am-2pm.

Prices vary. The Piazza at Schmidtâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Commons. 1050 N. Hancock St. eventbrite.com/e/

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New Yearâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Funkinâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; Eve

Get down with your funky self this New Yearâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Eve. Dance to Ill Doots and DJ Dame Luz. Drink at the beer garden ďŹ re pits, and champagne toast to the New Year with a balloon drop. Watch the ďŹ reworks from Race Street Pier, and then come back to the party for some more fun. | $49 general, $34.30 members, $35 students and ages 21-25. FringeArts, 140 N. Christopher Columbus Blvd. http://fringearts.com/event/new-yearsfunkin-eve-2017/

West Philadelphia Orchestra

Next year, the historic Divine Lorraine will lease new one- and two-bedroom apartments â&#x20AC;&#x201D; $1,325 - $2,540 respectively â&#x20AC;&#x201D; into an already saturated market. (Photo: Maria Young / PW File Photo)

New Queers Eve

What better way to welcome the New Year than by celebrating the true you! Come ready to party hard with a night full of music, burlesque and drinks. Enjoy free hats and noisemakers, complimentary midnight champagne toast and queers galore! | $20 advance, $30 door. Foundry at The Fillmore Philadelphia, 29 E. Allen St. eventbrite.com/e/new-queerseve

LOVERS OF LIVE MUSIC

Who needs another soundtrack of overplayed songs? Experience Eastern European sounds of Philadelphia musicians. West Philadelphia Orchestra draws from a range of inďŹ&#x201A;uences from Sun Ra to Bulgarian brass bands. The band also plays its own tunes that blend jazz and classical with traditional Balkan sounds. Johnny Showcase & The Mystic Ticket, Red 40 and the Last Groovement, and Mambisa will also perform. | 9pm. $35. Underground Arts, 1200 Callowhill St. undergroundarts.org

NYE Live! Philadelphia 2018

One ticket, ďŹ ve venues, ďŹ ve hours of New Yearâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s fun! Enjoy a food and beverage package, live music from Split Decision and other artists, karaoke, bull riding and dancing. Ring in the New Year with a midnight ball drop and champagne toast. | 9pm-2am. $110 general admission. XFINITY Live!, 1100 Pattison Ave. xďŹ nitylive.com/

The Philadelphia Orchestra

The whole world is ringing in 2018 so why not listen to music from all parts of the globe?

Conductor StÊphane Denève and the orchestra play favorites and new surprises from East to West. From classical to musical staples, this will be an enchanting concert to whisk you into the New Year. | 7:30pm. Prices vary.

Verizon Hall, 300 S. Broad St. philorch.org/ concert

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New Yearâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Eve with The Districts Groove out to indie rock band The Districts. The Pennsylvania originated band will play you into the New Year with songs from their latest album â&#x20AC;&#x153;Popular Manipulations.â&#x20AC;?

Lithuania and Pine Barons will also take the stage. | 9pm. $25. Johnny Brendaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s, 1201 Frankford Ave. johnnybrendas.com/event

2018: Real estate rundown First-time homebuyer in search of a fixer-upper? Newly single and looking for a new apartment? Hereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s what you need to know

BY MAX MARIN

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hillyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s white-hot real estate market is expected to continue surging well into 2018. This will affect you if youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re in the market for a brand new, boxxy townhome. This will affect you if youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re hunting for a cheap studio apartment, and it will also affect you if youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re a ďŹ rst-time homebuyer looking for a ďŹ xer-upper or a rehabbed row-house on a budget. So hereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s what you need to know: 1. Construction boom? You ainâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t seen nothing yet.

A new research study released by JLL Philadelphia anticipates that next year will bring more than 8 million square feet of new construction, grounded mostly in the triangle between East Market, University City and the Navy Yard. And the real estate investment groupâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s prediction that â&#x20AC;&#x153;2018 will leave 2017 in the dustâ&#x20AC;? should not be taken lightly.

In 2016, the Department of Licenses and Inspections issued a record-breaking 1,802 new construction permits across the city â&#x20AC;&#x201C; and permit data shows that 2018 may match that again. As of early December, 1,744 permits have already been issued. Many predict new residential construction will continue its expansion along major transit hubs next year. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll continue to see a strong investment appetite from private sources,â&#x20AC;? said Lauren Gilchrist, the vice president and director of research in JLLâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Philadelphia ofďŹ ce.

2. Expect to see even more investors and speculators â&#x20AC;&#x201C; especially from New York City.

Anyone involved in real estate will tell you the surge of interest in Philly land from up north is no joke. â&#x20AC;&#x153;I would say it almost doubled in the last year,â&#x20AC;? said Chris DiBiase, a realtor with Keller Williams who works mainly in South Philadelphia.

Other real estate agents who spoke with PW said theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re even seen a spike of new cli-

ents from New York City looking for smaller investment properties.

What does this mean for you? It depends on if youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re trying to buy a house or not. Expect increased interest in Grays Ferry, Lower Moyamensing, Brewerytown and Kensington.

3. The higher-end rental market is hungry for tenants, and will likely offer more incentives to draw them in.

According to Gilchrist at JLL, the city saw 2,500 new apartment units come on the market this year, with another 2,700 already on tap for 2018. At roughly $3 a square foot, the luxury market is more than the average Philly dwellar can or wants to pay. By JLLâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s estimate, that means more concessions (free month of rent, for example) will be needed to equalize supply and demand.

For lower-income renters â&#x20AC;&#x201C; reminder: one in four Philadelphians still live below the poverty line as we head into 2018 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; the rental market will continue to see some geographic restrictions. Of South Philadelphia, DiBiase says: â&#x20AC;&#x153;To be honest, if people come to me and say they want to rent an apartment for $600, I tell them I canâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t help them.â&#x20AC;?

4. First-time homebuyers on a budget (under $150,000) be prepared to bid fast and on the fringes.

South Philly is pretty much off limits if youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re looking for something liveable for under $175,000. In areas bordering lots of new construction, interest in cheaper properties is also much higher from investors who can afford more than you can for the property â&#x20AC;&#x201C; or undercut you with a cash offer. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Act fast, things sell very quick,â&#x20AC;? DiBiase warns. â&#x2013; TWITTER: @MAXMMARIN

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NYE at MilkBoy!

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Celebrate New Years before naptime?

Count me in! The morning at the Please Touch Museum will be chock-full of entertainment, including crafts, storytime, live music, a countdown performance and a traditional New Yearâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Eve ball drop. Who says you have to be an adult to get into the festive spirit? | 9am-3pm. $22 early bird. Please Touch Museum, 4231 Avenue of the Republic. pleasetouchmuseum.org

Countdown to Noon

Midnight might be a bit too late for the little ones, so letâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s try for noon! The whole family can dance in a disco ball spinning room, complete with an in-house DJ. Kids get a juice box and parents receive a grown up juice of champagne to toast the occasion. | 9:30am12:30pm. Prices vary. Play Arts, 1241 N. Front St. playartsphilly.com/events No cover? Yeah, you heard that right! Save some cash, and still go all out on New Yearâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Eve! For a totally rad night, party 2017 away with Weird Science, a group that performs hits from â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;80s, â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;90s, and Pop2k. | 9pm. Free.

MilkBoy, 1100 Chestnut St. milkboyphilly. com/event

MARCH TO THE BEAT SugarHouse Casino Mummers Parade

NYEmo 2018

â&#x20AC;&#x153;Well this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne, pour the champagne!â&#x20AC;? Panic! At The Disco got that right for this night of drinks and EMO music to welcome in 2018. Dance it out to My Chemical Romance, Paramore, Taking Back Sunday, Fall Out Boy, Brand New and more. With two ďŹ&#x201A;oors and $3 citywides and $3 well drinks until midnight, you are sure to have a blast into the New Year. | 8pm. $10. Kung Fu Necktie, 1248 N. Front St. kungfunecktie.com/event

FAMILY FRIENDLY Franklin Squareâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s New Yearâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Eve Countdown

Forget the ball drop, itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s all about the square drop. Let the kids create free New Yearâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Eve crafts. Enjoy lights, music, and more at the ďŹ nal night of the Franklin Square Holiday Festival. | 5:30-7:30pm. Free. Franklin Square, 200 N. 6th St. historicphiladelphia. org/franklin-square

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When you think of examples that make Philly unique, the Mummers Parade is deďŹ nitely up there on the list. Around 120 years old, the New Yearâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Day Parade is made up of 10,000 women, men and children dressed up in extravagant costumes. There are also two ticketed Fancy Brigade shows at the Convention Center later in the day. | 9am. Free.

Starts at City Hall, heads south to Washington Avenue, and ďŹ nishes at at Pennsylvania Convention Center. mrmummer.com/2018mummers-parade-route/

2018: Stack that cheese Despite debt, make a goal to stockpile your hard earned money

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Even for those of us who ball out â&#x20AC;&#x201C; without keeping a budget.

If youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re looking to avoid living paycheck to paycheck in 2018, you have to go back to the roots. Did you know itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s possible that by this time next year, you could have an extra $8k-$10k in your savings account by doing a few simple things to correct your habits?

Weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re not talking $8k-$10k in money you canâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t touch. This is making the adjustments to tighten your wallet and have that much in liquid cash after retirement or any other investments. Donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t have either? Totally OK, thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a large population in Philadelphia alone that doesnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t, says Center City-based private equity and ďŹ nancial associate Nick Tierno.

We sat down with Tierno, who provided a few smart tips on how you can take steps to reach that goal and use that to secure yourself over the long haul that is life.

Why does saving $10k seem so hard for most people?

Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s funny how people live on their phone, but then they say they never have time to budget. One thing thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s really helped me and a lot of other people, honestly, is just to create an Excel spreadsheet that lives on your phone.

You donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t need a fancy app, although there are a lot of great ones out there, but you just need to create an Excel sheet. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s not hard to save once you ďŹ gure out what you owe. But it is a commitment, and a lot of people just donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t want to make the commitment. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s just curbing those expenses that you donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t need and not having the mindset that just because you have the money you need to spend it.

Are there easier ways to go about it? Some people might argue that they just donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t want to refer to their budget for every dollar.

I think everyone has an idea of what

their ďŹ xed expenses are, right? Thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s debts, monthly payments and anything else you automatically must subtract from your accounts. Paying those things on time helps increase that all important credit score. But for most people, after thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s all taken care of each month, thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s some cash there. So even if the goal isnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t $10k, if itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s $2k, itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s really about taking a hard look at what can be scaled back on if not eliminated entirely. Take an hour of your life, go back to bank statements and ďŹ gure it out. That hour of ďŹ guring out expenses could potentially save you an extra $5k-$8k a year off the bat, regardless of most income. To me, thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s an hour well spent.

Whatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s the biggest hurdle stopping people from saving?

Credit cards. While itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s not the case for everyone, one thing a lot of people donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t realize is that they have somewhere on average of $15k in outstanding credit card debt. The important thing ďŹ rst is to pay off that credit card debt. If you fall in that category, I suggest maybe taking next year to get that debt down so youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re paying $2k every month to yourself instead of credit card companies. Now, the following year, youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re banking an extra couple thousand dollars every month and thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a potential $24k you can save the following year. So you have to tackle those debts before you can start saving, but know that when you tackle youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re helping both your credit score and your potential to save, so itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s worth the ďŹ ght to get yourself ahead. People donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t realize that when it comes to interest on your money, youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re either paying you or youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re paying someone else; you should always do the right thing to make sure youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re paying you ďŹ rst. â&#x2013; TWITTER: @SPRTSWTR

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audience testimony and asks trivia questions of Phillyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s comics as the audience weeds out the stoned. | 8:30pm. $10. Good Good Comedy Theater, 215 N. 11th St. goodgoodcomedy.com/weed/

GAMES

A Christmas Story Quizzo

Is watching â&#x20AC;&#x153;A Christmas Storyâ&#x20AC;? one of your holiday traditions? If you know Ralphie Parker and his musings like the back of your hand, show off your knowledge of the seasonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s classic at this themed quizzo. Enjoy holiday spirits while answering trivia questions. | 8:30-11:30pm. Free. The Black Cat Tavern On 12th, 2654 S. 12th St. blackcattavernphilly.com

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or a night that is as pleasantly loud as your Christmas cheer, come hear a Tuba Christmas concert. With more than 100 regional tuba, sousaphone and euphonium players, you will hear your holiday favorites like never before!

Now in its 43rd year, this tuba-centric performance has traveled throughout the world. It is the perfect opportunity to bring the whole family to appreciate the instrument in all its glory.

Letâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s forget about the rest of the orchestra sections, because today itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s all about the tuba!

Sunday, Dec. 17. Noon, 5pm. Free. Commonwealth Plaza at the Kimmel Center, 300 S. Broad St. kimmelcenter.org/events-and-tickets/201718/tuba-christmas1/

â&#x20AC;&#x201C; ANDREA CANTOR | @ANDREACANTOR9

WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 13 GAMES

Tabletop on Tap: Game Night at the Lab!

Letâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s kick back, drink some brews and play some games! Relax with some mainstream staples, including Trivia, Cards Against Humanity, Guess Who, Clue, Battleship and Catan. If you are feeling a bit more adventurous with that liquid courage, try a new game, such as Hanabi, Codenames, Joking Hazard, Celestia, Secrets, Azul, Timeline, FunEmployed and Junk Art. Tabletop on Tap happens every second Wednesday of the month. | 7-10pm. Free. Evil Genius Beer Company, 1727 N. Front St. evilgeniusbeer.com

CYCLING

Holiday Lights Ride

This bike ride is going to be lit! Riders, dress up in holiday costumes and your bikes in lights. Cycle through South Philly and bring the holiday cheer to passersby. There will be

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CAUSES

Holiday Benefit Bingo for Puerto Rico

BINGO! Play the classic game while raising funds and supplies for Puerto Rico through the organization El Concilio. Bring donations such as toiletries to our fellow Americans who are still in need from hurricane destruction.

Drink $3 Cream Ales, and take a spin at the Not-so-big Prize Wheel! | 8-10pm. Free. Saint Benjamin Brewing Company, 1710 N. 5th St. stbenjaminbrewing.com

COMEDY

Weeding Out The Stoned

Sixteen comedians enter, one is stoned, can you ďŹ gure out who is it? Choose correctly and the audience wins prizes. OfďŹ cer Alex Grubard administers ďŹ eld sobriety tests, takes

CAUSES

Kensington Holiday Toy Giveaway & Concert

Do you need a little extra help this holiday season? Bring your children to pick out some unopened, new toys. Listen to Christian rapper DOC HERO, and enjoy complimentary snacks. For those in a position to give, please send a toy to Kensington Christian Academy, 1925 E. Venango St. | 6:30-8:30pm. Christ Bible Fellowship, 1921-1925 E Venango St. facethemusic.org/event

BAR CRAWL

Star Wars South Street Bar Crawl May the force be with you for this epic night of drinking! In honor of the latest release of the â&#x20AC;&#x153;Star Warsâ&#x20AC;? saga, â&#x20AC;&#x153; Star Wars: The Last Jedi,â&#x20AC;? throw your hair into Princess Leia buns, grab those lightsabers, and prepare for an intergalactic showdown of costume contests, screenings, and themed cocktails and bites. The bar crawl starts at Copabanana then follows to MilkBoy South Street, Smokeâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Poutinerie Philadelphia, Tattooed Mom, Atomic City Comics for the costume contest, and lastly South Street Cinema for a Star Wars Christmas Special and trivia. | 5pm.

Starts at Copabanana, 344 South St. facebook.com/events/152396788689667/

THURSDAY, DECEMBER 14 MOVIE

â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;Star Wars: The Last Jediâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; at The Franklin Institute

(Image: Star Wars) Are you pumped for the new â&#x20AC;&#x153;Star Warsâ&#x20AC;? ďŹ lm? Make it a special event and watch the opening night of â&#x20AC;&#x153;Star Wars: The Last Jediâ&#x20AC;? at the Tuttleman IMAXÂŽ Theater in 70mm ďŹ lm. Follow the next chapter of the saga as Rey cultivates her new powers with Luke Skywalker, and the Resistance gets ready to battle the First Order. The movie will play at The Franklin Institute through Dec. 28. | $15, $14 members. 7pm, 10pm. The Franklin Institute, 222 N 20th St. ďŹ .edu/last-jedi

COMEDY

Really Funny Comedians (Who Happen to Be Women)

MUSIC

Fantasia

(Image: Fantasia) Were you team Fantasia on â&#x20AC;&#x153;American Idolâ&#x20AC;?? Did you run to catch her on â&#x20AC;&#x153;Broadway in the Color Purpleâ&#x20AC;?? Now is your chance to experience the R&B singer live in Philly. Get in the holiday mood as you listen to Fantasia sing from her latest album â&#x20AC;&#x153;Christmas After Midnight.â&#x20AC;? | 8pm. Prices vary. The Fillmore, 29 E. Allen St. theďŹ llmorephilly.com

Ready to laugh your tuchus off? Come for a night of hilarity provided by a lineup of local women comics. The stage will feature: Mary Radzinski, Abby Rosenquist, Peggy Oâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;Leary, Chanel Ali and more. Support your local scene of female comics! | 8pm. $15.

PunchLine Philly, 33 E. Laurel St. punchlinephilly.com

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Secret Cinema: Christmas Films

Letâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s be honest â&#x20AC;&#x201D; some of the Christmas cartoons can be pretty creepy, but these ďŹ lms take it to a whole new level. Get ready for a special program of vintage Yuletide shorts featuring frightening puppets, demonic animals, and maudlin sentiments projected on 16mm ďŹ lm. Between shorts, watch strangersâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; Christmas home movies. Some of the nightâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s highlights are: â&#x20AC;&#x153;Santa in Animal Landâ&#x20AC;?

(1948), â&#x20AC;&#x153;Davey and Goliath: Christmas Lost and Foundâ&#x20AC;? (1965), â&#x20AC;&#x153;A Visitor for Christmasâ&#x20AC;? (1967), and â&#x20AC;&#x153;Howdy Doodyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Christmasâ&#x20AC;? (1951). | 8pm. $9. Fleisher Art Memorial, 719 Catharine St. thesecretcinema.com/

HOLIDAY FESTIVITIES

Christmas Carols on the balcony!

Do you like to show off your vocal pipes to Christmas tunes? Sing your favorites 676feet above Philly. Dress warm, receive complimentary hand warmers and discounted hot chocolates. Look over the balcony, take in the views, and let your voice soar! | 6pm-12am.

SkyGarten, 1717 Arch St.

MUSEUM

Process and Practice

FRIDAY, DECEMBER 15 HOLIDAY

Vodka & Latke Shabbat Dinner!

Celebrate Chanukah and Shabbat all in one. The night will begin with games and light snacks followed by a dinner with all-you-caneat latkes. Throughout the event, the drinks will be ďŹ&#x201A;owing with an open bar â&#x20AC;&#x201D; yep, you read that right, open bar! You will be sure to have a lat-ke fun! | 6-8:30pm. $12. Old City Jewish Art Center, 119 N. 3rd St. ocjac.org/ partnerships

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Come visit The Fabric Workshop and Museumâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s new exhibit â&#x20AC;&#x153;Process and Practice: 40 Years of Experimentation.â&#x20AC;? Curated by Executive Director Susan Lubowsky Talbott, â&#x20AC;&#x153;Process and Practiceâ&#x20AC;? reveals the Museumâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Artist-in-Residence Program through the unpacking of its unique collection of Artist Boxes. Displayed will be notes, sketches, tests and models from sixty boxes, including those of such celebrated artists as Laurie Anderson, Chris Burden, Cai Guo-Qiang, and Kara Walker. The event also celebrates the Museumâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s fortieth anniversary and will have cakes to commemorate the milestone. | 6-8pm. Free.

The Fabric Workshop and Museum, 1214 Arch St. fabricworkshopandmuseum.org

COMEDY

Artrepreneurs Youth Holiday Shawn Wayans Is Shawn Wayans your favorite of the WayPop-Up Shop ans bros? Have you watched â&#x20AC;&#x153;White Chicks,â&#x20AC;?

Still struggling to ďŹ nd holiday presents?

Come browse this pop-up shop, featuring art made by Mural Arts Education students.

Look among the 14-18 aged studentsâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; handmade wares, from colorful phone cases to creative key chains and more. | 5-8pm. Free admission. 1430 Walnut St. muralarts.org/ program/art-education/

â&#x20AC;&#x153;Scary Movie,â&#x20AC;? and â&#x20AC;&#x153;Little Manâ&#x20AC;? an obscene amount of times? Well this is your chance to watch him do stand up live! Shawn will perform two shows on Friday and two shows on Saturday. | 8pm, 10:15pm. Prices vary. Punch Line Philly, 33 E. Laurel St. ticketmaster.com/

SATURDAY, DECEMBER 16 MARKET

West Philly Holiday Bazaar

Christmas is approaching, and the gift list has a lot of unchecked boxes. What to do?

Go shopping of course! Peruse vintage, handmade designer jewelry, art, remade clothing, and handmade goods. The two day market

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SATURDAY, DECEMBER 16 MARKET

Punk Rock Flea Market

Okay punk rockers, this one is for you! Come shop among mass amounts of all your punk rock needs and wants. The market is going on through Sunday with 100 different vendors each day. | 10am. $3. Boyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Gym of the BOK building, 800 MifďŹ&#x201A;in St. thecaptainsvintage. com will have tunes, tacos, and good hangs. | 3pm.

The Mothership prev Eris Temple, 602 S 52nd St. philly.carpediem.cd/events

HOLIDAY FESTIVITIES

Christmas at The Philadelphia Insectarium

Who says Christmas is just for people?

Little critters can get down with the holiday vibes too! Come and meet Santa in the ButterďŹ&#x201A;y Pavilion, and after you take a picture with him, you will receive a wrapped toy.

Bring womenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s and childrenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s clothing and goods to donate to Women Against Abuse.

You will receive a $1 off admission for any donation. | 11am-2pm. Free with regular admission. Insectarium and ButterďŹ&#x201A;y Pavilion, 8046 Frankford Ave. phillybutterďŹ&#x201A;ypavilion. com/upcoming-events/

HOLIDAY FESTIVITIES

Pet Photos with Santa

Why should just the kids get a pic with Santa? Let your fur babies meet the one and only Saint Nick, and let them ask for some extra chew toys under the Christmas tree. Pose with or without your pet next to Santa, and bring home a keepsake frame. Your entire purchase will beneďŹ t the PSPCAâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s life-saving mission. | 1-4pm. $9.95 per photo. Unleashed By Petco, 180 W. Girard Ave. petco.com/unleashed

MARKET

West Philly Largest Indoor Flea Market Freaking out about holiday presents? You are sure to pick out great ďŹ nds at West Phillyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s

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largest indoor market. Shop until you drop.

Who knows what you might ďŹ nd! | 12-6pm.

Free admission. CMC Entertainment Event Space, 2nd Floor, 5151 Cedar Ave. facebook. com/events

SUNDAY, DECEMBER 17 HOLIDAY FESTIVITIES

Chanukah on Ice

Celebrate Chanukah with tons of activities for kids and adults. Skate, sing, and eat latkes and doughnuts. Do arts and crafts projects, such as creating a real Menorah. Make Chanukah cookies, and dance the hora. | 12:302:30pm. Free. Flyers Skate Zone, 10990 Decatur Rd. lubavitchbustleton.org

MARKET

Indoor Winter Market at Penns Landing Caterers

Do some much needed retail therapy this Sunday at Phila Flea Marketsâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; grand opening of their new winter indoor venue. Look around the antique furniture, vintage jewelry and clothing, collectibles, home furnishings, primitives, art work, industrial, and more. | 8am-4pm. Free admission. Sheet Metal Workers Union Building, 1301 S. Columbus Blvd. philaďŹ&#x201A;eamarkets.org/

MONDAY, DECEMBER 18 MOVIES

HOLIDAY FESTIVITIES

Philadelphia Psychotronic Film Holiday Cookie Decorating Party Society Meeting What is Santaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s favorite treat that kids love too? Cookies of course! Bring the kids to decorate their own holiday cookies. But be forewarned of the imminent sugar high. | 2pm. Hermanâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Coffee, 1313 South 3rd St. hermanscoffee.com

Calling all movie buffs. Come for free screenings of cult/weirdo/B-movie fare. BYOB and watch a ďŹ&#x201A;ick with other ďŹ lm lovers. After signing into three meetings, you will receive enamel pin of the Philadelphia Psychotronic Film Society Logo. | 7:30-9:30pm. Free.

PhilaMOCA, 531 N. 12th St. facebook.com/ events/1091156131020170/

GAMES

QUE Quizzo Night

Join Queer Urbanist Exchange (QUE) for a night of trivia fun. Before quizzo, there will be brief updates on projects. Come with any ideas! Afterwards itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s game on!| 8-11pm.

Free. Downstairs at Tavern on Camac, 243 S Camac S. meetup.com/Queer-UrbanistExchange

MONDAY, DECEMBER 18 BALLET

Great Russian Nutcracker

(Image: Moscow) Escape the evil Mouse King, and enter the Land of Sweets with sugar plum fairies. Watch the timeless classic performed by the Moscow Ballet for their 25th anniversary tour. Giant puppets, nesting dolls and handcrafted costumes bring an added excitement to the beloved performance going on through Dec. 19. | 7pm. Prices vary. Zellerbach Theatre, 3680 Walnut St. annenbergcenter.org/event/moscow-ballet

just win a special prize from Santa himself. | 11pm. Sancho Pistolaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s, 19 W. Girard Ave. sanchopistolas.com

OPEN MIC

Philly Rising ARTS & CRAFTS

Kids Paint With A Cat!

Crafts and cats â&#x20AC;&#x201D; what could be better!

For a meow-tastic time, bring the youngins to craft and paint holiday ornaments or magnets surrounded by cats. Wood designs, paint, brushes, glitter and art instructors will be provided. Cookies will be complimentary for the kids as they work. Fifty-percent of class fees will be donated to Le Cat Cafe. | 1-3pm. $10.

Le Cat CafĂŠ, 2713 W. Girard Ave.

FOOD

Brunch with Santa

Attention Sunday brunchers, youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re in for an extra jolly treat. Have brunch with Santa!

The kids can meet Old Saint Nick and eat $5 pancakes. Parents can enjoy $5 Bloody Maryâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a treat for all! | 11am-3pm. Free admission. Taproom on 19th, 2400 S. 19th St. taproomon19th.com

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Check out the Philly scene of artists. Musicians, bands, poets, comedians, and more will take the stage, and show their skills. The winner will go on to Philly Rising Monthly Showcase. The winner of that becomes the standout performer of the month and wins a prize package that includes a spin on Hometown Heroes WSTW, a free song recorded and mixed by Neptune Wavs and a featured spot at a Future Philly Rising Event. They will also perform at Downstairs at World Cafe Live as part of the end of the year worldcafelive.com/event

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Third Annual Christmas Cookie Tin Bake Off Is Santaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s favorite cookie stop at your house? If so, show off your baking talents in this Christmas cookie competition. Bring one type of cookie in a holiday tin, and you may

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Brushes & Brews!

Even if you were a consistent ditcher back in school, this is one lesson that you wonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t want to miss. Learn how to brew your own beer! You even get to design your own beer label. Hear fun facts about the history of beer as you brew and create. | 6-9pm. $28. The Common Room, 1509 N. Front St. eventbrite.com

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Did you say merry or scary? Come see the horriďŹ c holiday story about the evil secret of Santaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s existence in the Korvatunturi Mountains. Before the screening, there will be a ticket drawing for some cool prizes followed by the award winning short subject the feature is based on. Rock an ugly holiday sweater for additional prizes. | 8pm. $5. Tattooed Mom, 530 South St. tattooedmomphilly.com

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WHAT THEY ARE SAYING: Thank you for all your help in getting our house sold. You were great to work with during this challenging process. Your team was so excellent. As gradually I am getting settled in my apartment in West Lafayette, Indiana, I do remember how quickly and efďŹ ciently my Unit at the Hopkinson House was sold in Philadelphia! After receiving a message at the end of June that an apartment was available in this retirement community, I called my brother, an Indiana realtor, asking him to advise me. After selecting BHHS, I met with Patrick Conway to determine a listing price, prepare photos, plan advertising and start packing. He knew my building and the area, important in a busy, historic City. After several interested buyers, one returned with my listing price and by mid-August, I moved to Indiana. The transaction was most professionally and effectively managed. I am pleased to recommend Pat Conway to others.

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Cherry Hill/Wilderness Acres Welcome to the quiet community that hosts this architectural jewel with 3 bedrooms, 3.5 baths, 2 car garage, in ground pool, walk out basement, an open floor plan with cathedral ceilings, 2 story windows, skylights, newly refinished hardwood floors, freshly painted throughout the interior and exterior that is situated on almost an acre of property. $695,000.

Cherry Hill/Park Place 2 BR, 2 bath & personal garage, located in close proximity to restaurants & shopping w/an easy commute to Phila. Master suite w/ tray ceilings, WIC, access to the balcony & private bath with Jacuzzi tub, large shower & double vanities. Kitchen has granite countertops & Stainless Steel appliances. $299,900.

Voorhees Beautiful custom 4 Bedroom, 2.2 bath home has a Sun rm, eat-in gourmet kitchen, large master w/updated bath, 3 fireplaces, finished basement & 2 car garage This well maintained architecturally unique home has a living rm w/28ft ceilings, dining rm, & family rm w/hardwood fls. The master suite has 3 closets, hardwood fls, balcony, and gorgeous bath. $659,000

Vineland 5 BR home has 3 full baths, 2 car garage, w/ walk-out finished lower level is not only unique but transcends time to be both current and retro & can accommodate the extended family with a bedroom, bath, kitchen and bonus Rm on the lower level. This well built California rancher is a must see $249,900.

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HADDONFIELD/LANE OF ACRES Custom Gary Gardner built estate home with 5 BRs, 5 full & 2 half baths, 4 car garage,

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Cherry Hill/ Woodcrest 4 BR, 2.5 Bath located on a private street on the east side of Cherry Hill. This well maintained home has a first floor master suite, Large living room with stone fireplace, hardwood floors, patio doors to deck. The large eat in kitchen has cathedral ceilings, there is a Sun Room w/hot Tub, finished walk out basement, 2 car garage, with over an acre of property. 2 new A/C units, freshly painted and new carpets throughout. $459,999.

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