Living Off-the-Grid Cottage on the Water

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Living Off-the-Grid

The dream was to live year-round on the water in a spacious fourseason floating cottage untethered to the land, travelling the waves whenever the whim and winds beckoned.

Some people dream about castles in the air. Joe Nimens dreamt about a cottage on the water.

Not near the water. Not beside the water. Not perched over the water. His dream was to live year-round on the water in a spacious four-season floating cottage untethered to the land, travelling the waves wherever and whenever the whim and winds beckoned.

A year ago, on Labor Day 2020, after selling their homes in Coldwater and Orillia, Ontario, Canada, Joe, 49, and his partner Erin Morano, 59, set out to build their dream.

Now, a short ramp over the water leads from the shore to a charming shabby chic, Muskoka-style, fully outfitted cottage that can float to islands in Georgian Bay or all the way to Toronto.

In the meantime, it’s docked at Severn Marina, where Erin has decorated the large attached floating patio with pots of colourful flowers and herbs alongside the barbecue and deck chairs.

The cottage started as massive shipping containers measuring 53 ft. long by 8 1/2 ft. wide by 9 1/2 ft. tall. They were sourced on Kijiji from a container broker in Bolton, Ontario, and delivered to a vacant area on the shore near the boat launch of Severn Marina in Port Severn, Ontario. Even though Joe had worked on building cottages, barges and docks for decades, he was unsure about how to achieve the results he wanted. With no prototype or instructions to guide him — his research failed to turn up the structure he envisioned –- he had to rely on his mechanical engineering training and resourcefulness, and figure things out for himself every step of the way.

“For every bit of steel, nut and bolt and wood, I’ve done the analysis,” he says, “how thick the installation should be, the

strength of the window frames and what it takes to hold the roof up if you put glass on one side.”

He adds, “I wanted to find a way to build it in the most indestructible way possible so if everything goes wrong, there’s still no water in the living room.” The first thing to figure out was how to float the cottage.

“We thought about building a standard steel barge and a house on top of that,” he says. “We considered every imaginable flotation method, from thousands of two-liter pop bottles to plastic or steel barrels to foam filled things. There are a million ways to make things float — and we thought about all of them.”

The challenge was to float two conjoined shipping containers and their household contents, a total of about 30,000 lb.

He explains that on the west coast, logs bundled together provide enough flotation to build a house on top, but that method is expensive and floats too deeply in the water.

“What we wanted to achieve was less than a foot of draft so we could easily bring it close to shorelines and step on and off with a short ramp.”

The solution was to build floating platforms layered with expanded polystyrene, similar to the Styrofoam used in coolers. “We used R70 on and under the floor and R35 on the walls,” Joe explains. “The floor blocks are 4 by 8 by 1 inches thick, and the ones on the walls are half that.”

The couple were also determined that their floating cottage would be able to pass through the 45 locks of the Trent-Severn Waterway, which connects Georgian Bay to Lake Ontario.

The locks are 22 ft. wide and so they ended up building two separate floating structures. One double container structure measuring 17 ft. wide is the

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house and the other identical structure is the workshop where the tools and firewood are stored.

Yes, the floating cottage has a wood stove, a propane stove, a refrigerator with freezer, a king-size bed, a shower, a winterized water line and a toilet that incinerates its contents. “There’s no sewage septic tank so no possibility of cracking or breaking,” says Joe. The toilet was the third-highest expense after the shipping containers and the cost of insulation and flotation materials. The cottage is completely self-sufficient and functional off the grid, with a back-up generator.

Most of the summer, the cottage was plugged into power from the Severn Marina where it was docked. For now, it’s still plugged into power from the Severn Marina where it’s docked this summer, but Joe has designed it to work totally with solar energy. He also plans to experiment with wind energy. He’s researching how much battery capacity he’d need in order to keep the lights on and watch TV if there are too many days without sun.

At the beginning of August, the couple floated their cottage and workshop barge to Little Lake. “We are completely off the grid,” Joe reported, “and still working on our solar system which is taking on increasing loads as we learn to trust it more and more each day.” He’s still working on windows and wood facia for the barge structure. “And then,” he adds, “maybe we’ll start work on a rooftop patio with stairs for access and railings all around.”

A Home for all Seasons

But what about the winter? On the water? That’s one of the first questions the couple is asked when people come by to see their unique dwelling.

No problem, says Joe. He’s used the same spuds that raise oil rigs above the water to pull the cottage up.

“We can raise the building off the water so there’s no worry about ice, storms or the wave action of big passing cruisers,” he explains. “We can raise it 8 ft. off the water and park boats underneath but mostly we’d raise it about 3 ft.”

There’s a 40 hp. motor that moves the structure at a rate of four or five miles per hour. “It works great but we’d never move it on a windy day,” he says. Joe’s biggest challenge, besides figuring out how to float it, was the plumbing and heating.

He says he worked 40 hours/week since the beginning of October with part-time help of about 20 hours/week. Just moving the cottage onto the water took about 60 hours of work even though it was built near the shoreline. “There was about 40 ft. between the front door and the lake and the whole process took about a week. We had to build our own marine railway that would move 10 ft. at a time and we had to do it 15 times to get the whole thing out on the water.”

He’s spending the last few weeks of summer replacing one side of the containers with a wall-to-wall-to-ceiling window and installing siding on the rest of it.

And then, he’ll be ready … to build another one.

Turning a Passion Into a Business

So many people have expressed interest in having a floating cottage like his that he’s planning to launch a business building them.

“People think it’s the coolest thing ever,” he says. “They’re fascinated by the idea of it, that it’s possible, that it’s livable yearround and can float in only 6 in. of water. It blows people’s minds.”

An all-seasons, off-the-grid cottage like his would cost about $350,000 to $400,000, he suggests, while the cost of a simple, small summer cottage or bunkie could be around $50,000.

Check out their cottage website, www.lotb.ca to see pictures of the project in progress, more pictures of the finished product and information about contacting them.

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Classes have begun for the 2021 – 2022 fall term of AUM OLLI. Members are studying World War II, the history of Route 66, and the exhibitions currently at the Montgomery Museum of Fine Arts. They are also refining photography skills, making jewelry, creating art works out of torn paper, weaving pine needle baskets, and preserving family stories. Those wanting a more active class are taking Tai Chi for pain management.

Even though these classes have been going for a couple of weeks, members of AUM OLLI still have ways to get involved by registering for bonus opportunities or for field trips.

There are several options in bonus opportunities (which require only membership fees and not a class fee). AUM OLLI offers a variety of programs in the lunch presentation schedule. In addition to speakers on the status of AUM and the OLLI program, speakers will advise members about buying cars or the many opportunities for volunteering in the River Region. There is also one session about a new book of poetry. Lunch programs meet in the Center for Lifelong Learning at 75 TechnaCenter Drive from 11:35 a.m. – 12:35 p.m.

There are two book discussion groups that are bonus opportunities. The one that meets at the Center has sessions twice a month on the first and third Tuesdays from 10:00 to 11:30 a.m. The reading list is available online. The other group meets in the Selma – Dallas County Public Library on the second Tuesday of the month from 2:00 to 4:00 p.m.

Field trips are also offered for members. The first field trip of the fall will be wine and food tasting at Peppertree Steaks and Wines. Since each hour-long session allows a maximum of ten people, OLLI members can choose October 05, 06, 19, or 20, at Noon or 3:00 p.m., giving them a choice of eight sessions. Members need to register with AUM OLLI, but they will pay the $30.00 fee when they arrive at Peppertree.

The second field trip is scheduled for December 10. Members will go by bus to Camden, Alabama, to have lunch at GainesRidge, a pre-Civil War house repurposed as a dinner club. After lunch, the group will go into Camden to do holiday shopping at Black Belt Treasures, which features Black Belt artists. Both of these locations have websites providing more details.