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FORT COLLINS FOCUS

Former CSU athlete scores bronze in the Olympics Janay DeLoach is now the first former CSU female athlete to win a medal in Olympic track and field, according to a press release.

Wednesday, DeLoach posted a leap of 22-feet, 6-inches, which granted her the third spot in the final standings. It was her fifth attempt of six, and proved to be her best jump.

She beat her competition by .01 meter.

Only one other former CSU athlete has won an Olympic track and field medal before, making DeLoach one of two and the first female.

She will remain in Europe to continue competing.

CSU scientist wins sustainability award

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During the Ecological Scientists of America’s 97 annual meeting last week, CSU scientist Robin REID was awarded the 2012 ESA Sustainability Science Award for her collaborative paper detailing the struggles involved with combining pastoral societies in East Africa with wildlife conservation.

The ESA Sustainability Science Award is given to authors of a peer-reviewed paper that makes the greatest contribution to the emerging science of ecosystem and regional sustainability through

the integration of ecological and social sciences, according to Today@Colostate.

Reid, an alumna of the Warner College of Natural Resources, is the director of the Center for Collaborative Conservation at WCNR, has had her past work featured on “60 Minutes.”

She co-authored her study with researchers at CSU, Harvard and a group of Maasai researchers in Africa.

“It was groundbreaking because of them,” Reid said in Today@Colostate.

Rocky Mountain Showdown tickets are on sale

The annual Rocky Mountain Showdown doesn’t just mark the first opportunity to see new coach Jim McElwain’s first opportunity to show us what his Rams are made of.

It also a chance to honor a long-honored rivalry with CU-Boulder.

Tickets for the Showdown (which is played at Sports Authority Field in Denver) are currently on sale. Tickets are $25 for students, $35 for upper-level seats, $90 for lower-level seats and $110 for club level seats.

CSU also announced a Family Fourpack of tickets for $100, and $25 tickets for CSU faculty and staff.

For more information, contact the CSU ticket office at (970)-491-7267.

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The Rocky Mountain Collegian | August 13 - 17, 2012

Your Student Government

No longer just a school-dance planning committee

BY ANDREW CARRERA The Rocky Mountain Collegian Yes, the Associated Students of CSU still plans the school’s homecoming. But add that to the list of everything else they do. Using the $36 each student pays them in fees, student government runs a variety of programs – like RamRide – that are designed to improve the CSU student experience.

ASCSU President – Your student advocate.

Tips to line your pocketbook To land jobs, students should apply early, utilize campus resources Before settling into their dorm rooms, looking for classes or even getting to know roommates, students would do well to look for a job.

Applying early is important to landing a fall semester job, said Jessica Bauer a student administrative assistant at Student Employment Services.

“A lot of students wait to get to campus before applying, but we usually see most of the postings before the semester starts,” Bauer said. “It’s important to start looking before you come to school.”

To help with the search, here is some basic information on how to land a job at CSU.

Where do I look for jobs?

To help students find jobs, CSU offers two online job listings: one through the Career Center and one through Student Employment Services.

The Student Job Listing through the Career Center, available through RamWeb, lists hourly jobs submitted by local employers, as well as work study opportunities. For incoming students, the Student Job Listing may prove most valuable, since it provides a broad range of options both on and off campus jobs.

For those that want a more serious search and the potential to use their studies at work, the SES job search program Career Ram may be a better choice. Students can find full-time employment and internships across the country through the service, which is available on the Career Center website.

What kinds of jobs are available?

The kinds of jobs available through each listing vary day to day and even hour to hour, said Becky Waggoner, a student assistant at the Career Center.

“It really just kind of depends on the season. Fall and spring break have more

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because offices are looking for refills,” Waggoner said.

Most of the jobs available on Aug. 7 through the Student Job Listing were nanny positions, administrative assistant positions and technology-related jobs.

Even though those positions were the main opportunities available through the listings, those that want a different kind of employment shouldn’t despair.

Many employers have open applications all the time, including the Lory Student Center, Housing & Dining Services and the CSU Recreation Center, which employs one third of all student employees on campus.

Location: Lory Student Center basement Phone: (970) 491-5707 Website: www.career.colostate.edu Helps with resume building, interview skills and career counseling.

What about work study?

Student Job Listing

There are two different kinds of work study available at CSU: merit-based and need-based. The needbased aid must be applied for through the Federal Application for Student Aid (FAFSA), while Student Employment Services determines the merit-based aid.

Most students who qualify for need-based aid will know through FAFSA, but they should be aware that if they receive a need-based work study award, they must use it or it will be revoked for a year.

As for merit-based aid, the system highly competitive. So competitive, in fact, that the awards often fill up the day they are released.

Bauer advises students to apply early in the day for best results.

Once I’ve found the right job, how do I land it?

No matter what kind of job a student hopes to get, campus resources such as the Career Center can come in handy.

Skills that can help in landing a job include networking, using resources and making the best application possible, according to Waggoner, and the Center offers help with those things.

The Center’s expertise covers resumes, interview skills, cover letters and all other aspects of landing the right job

Student Employment Services

Location: Centennial Hall Phone: (970) 491-5714 Website: www.ses.colostate. edu Helps with work study, internships and full-time employment.

Job listings

Career Ram

For: Internships and full-time employment Site: www.career.colostate. edu/CareerRam For: Hourly jobs, work study, on- and off-campus employment Site: www.ramweb.colostate. edu (under Financial Information section on homepage)

after a student has found it.

In a tough economy where many students may apply, Waggoner recommends looking at those elements of a job search to help applicants stay competitive.

“When you’re up against twenty other students, how else do you stand out but your resume?” Waggoner said.

What other considerations should I make when job searching?

Be aware of the semester’s limits on your time.

Studies have shown that students who work more than 20 hours per week decrease their academic performance, Bauer said; while those that work less than or up to 20 hours increase their academic performance over those that don’t work.

Students should focus on jobs which will fit their academic demands, Bauer said.

“It’s important to have a job, but you need balance,” she said.

News Editor Elisabeth Willner can be reached at news@collegian.com.

In charge of a staff of 50 individuals.

Ultimately responsible for the success or failure of programs run out of ASCSU. Manages a $2 million budget.

Represents the student body during CSU System Governing Board meetings, during which major decisions regarding CSU, CSU-Pueblo and CSU Global are made.

This year’s President: Regina Martel

ASCSU Vice-President – The one behind the scenes.

Runs the senate, an elected group of students that passes legislation affecting the quality of life at CSU and approving various decisions made by the ASCSU President.

Assists the student body president with executive decisions Chairs the Student Fee Review Board, which oversees $31 million in student fee allocation.

Oversees the selection process for the Home-

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ASCSU President Regina Martel, right, and ASCSU Vice-President Joe Eden, left, are ready to represent the student body for the 2012-2013 year

coming Pacesetter, a prestigious merit-based award given annually to a CSU student.

This year’s Vice-President: Joe Eden

ASCSU Government Affairs – Living life one committee meeting at a time.

Represents the interests of students at city council meetings.

Lobbies state legislators on issues that are important to students.

Tracks legislation relevant to the CSU community.

Works with Fort Collins city officials to create programs that benefit students.

This year’s Director of Government Affairs: Lindon Belshe

ASCSU Diversity – Making sure CSU works for everybody.

Coordinates diversity awareness programs with CSU organizations.

Tracks the amount of diversity on campus.

Relays any questions and concerns that CSU’s eight diversity offices have.

Helps diverse student organizations acquire funding grants from the Student Fee Review Board, so they may host events in the interest of social justice.

This year’s Director of Diversity: Angel Smith

ASCSU RamRide – Your best friend.

Recruits volunteers from various student organizations to staff RamRide efforts. . Monitors the amount of rides given, and the wait time in between.

Secures in-kind donations from local businesses to provide food and beverages to RamRide volunteers.

Responsible for the vehicles RamRide uses in a given night.

This year’s Director of RamRide: Becky Ewing News Editor Andrew Carrera can be reached at news@collegian.com.

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YOUR TWO CENTS

OUR VIEW

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“Between the fun, find what you’re passionate about and discover your future. This is the first day of the rest of your life.”

How to start your freshman year off right

By KEVIN JENSEN The Rocky Mountain Collegian It is that time of year again: roving mobs of freshmen take to the streets of Fort Collins in search of the college experience they have coveted for so long.

I, too, have prepared my stomping boots for the forays of the CSU nightlife, having found that stumbling home from social gatherings is preferable to steering, despite the catcalls that issue from vehicles that are consistently incorrect in estimating how many years I’ve attended college — you’ll soon learn you can’t walk outside at night without the inevitable “freshmeennnn...” being yelled at you from the window of a speeding car.

Studies have shown that about one out of every three freshman do not complete their freshman year. Freshmen, look to your right and left in one of your introductory courses.

If neither classmate looks like a future drop-out, chances are it’s going to be you.

My advice? If you’re going to burn out, make it spectacular! Ascend to the heights of your freedom like a firework and ensure that your self-destruction is bright and visible for everyone — both for the entertainment of all of us spectators and as a warning for your fellow classmates.

Entering your post-secondary education purely on the mantra of Asher Roth’s “I Love College” will leave you at the end of your first semester singing a much different tune: Asher’s slightly less popular “I Love Academic Probation.”

While the nightlife is an essential part of the college experience, remember that everything should be done in moderation. College is not a game of speed. It is a test of endurance. College is not a race to the bottom of a plastic Burnett’s bottle. It is a question of whether you’ll be able to stay awake long enough to scrawl genitalia on the face of a friend—the friend being the one out of three statistic that could neither pace himself, nor remove his shoes before bed.

It’s not about who can drink the fastest, the hardest or the most often; it’s about who will get to see their college dreams to their four (five?) year conclusions and who will be relegated to the 33 percent dropout statistic.

This is college. Now is the time to shed your former reputation and start anew. Forget about your

loyalty to various cliques and reach out to your fellow freshmen — they are all just as nervous and alone as you are. Make new friends, new memories and new lovers.

You have to take school seriously, but there will also be a dizzying amount of playtime. Gather up some hall mates and go to a party! It’s always better if you know somebody who knows somebody (who knows somebody) who is throwing the party, but you can also just wander the streets until you find a party that doesn’t mind a gaggle of freshmen walking in.

Pick a house that is having a large party, large enough for a handful more people to come in without anybody noticing. If your group has more than six or seven people, it’s probably best to enter the party in waves rather than your whole dorm hall showing up at once.

Also, if you bring your own beverages and have at least a few attractive females with your group, most house parties could care less if you actually know anybody there — their main concern hinges on their desire to not add any more meat to what is probably already a steaming sausage stew.

When you go out, remember that condoms feel funny but STD’s are for real! Protect yourself. Herpes is a poor reminder of the good times in college.

Thankfully, for those times that you wake up with a pounding headache, little memory, no pants and plenty of shame, the Alpha Center (970-2215121) offers free STD testing to make sure your baby makers are functioning properly.

Between the fun, find what you’re passionate about and discover your future. This is the first day of the rest of your life. Be thankful for the opportunity you’ve been given— post-secondary education is extremely rare (and expensive), and with a degree you can really move some mountains.

You need a 2.0 to stay afloat and stay off of academic probation, but you’d be surprised what going to class can do for your GPA. In the end, if you really need an excuse to pick up a book, just remember; they’ve already got your money—you might as well learn something.

Opinion Editor Kevin Jensen is a senior English major. Letters and feedback can be sent to letters@collegian.com.

Well... here we go again.

It’s time for another delightful school year at CSU. For those of you who are returning to campus after a long summer of working, internships, exploring Colorado’s beautiful scenery and freeloading off of your parents, welcome back!

And for those of you who are about to begin a fruitful four years of mind-expanding education, welcome to Fort Collins! Hopefully, as you thumb through the paper every day this year (and yes, we do expect you to read the Collegian every day), you’ll find a cornucopia of fascinating information pertaining to your life as a college student.

This isn’t your crappy high school paper. We are part of an independent student media entity

run entirely by students, for students. We’re constantly focused on reporting information that interests you, as members of the

“You are the reason why we exist, and that means that we genuinely believe that this is your paper.”

CSU community, and constantly striving to better ourselves as reporters, photographers, news designers and editors.

You are the reason why we exist and that means that we genuinely believe that this is

your paper. Send us your story ideas, give us feedback on our website and on social media and, if you’re feeling crazy, walk into our office and talk to us.

We’re always looking for ways to improve and better serve you, so don’t hesitate to tell us how we can do it.

And remember: We are always hiring. If you want to learn more about campus issues and make a mark on our community, as well as hang out with a group of like-minded people, head into our office and fill out an application.

We like to consider ourselves the student voice of Colorado State University, and that voice will be much more likely to be heard if we encompass as many voices as possible.

Have a fantastic 2012/13 school year at CSU!

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YOLO: It is not just for bros, dude

By QUINN SCAHILL The Rocky Mountain Collegian

You only live once. These four magical words, derived from a simple truth, have been combined into a super-word that brews in the vocal chords of people across the country, from singers like Drake to frat boys after shot-gunning their Natty Ice’s. I have to admit, even I sometimes wail “YOLO!” with the occasional “BRO,” or “BROLO” added for extra emphasis.

The word was at first meaningless and offensive to me: it means the same as “carpe diem”, but some moron just made a catchy acronym for it. The difference between the two is that nobody is going around screaming “Carpe Diem!” Clearly, YOLO has stimulated our culture and when I examined it closely I found some surprising consequences.

The origins of the “YOLO” movement can be traced back to Adam Mesh from the NBC reality show “The Average Joe” in 2004. The press that Mesh received from the show eventually allowed him to start The Adam Mesh Trading Group, and subsequently, the YOLO clothing line.

The clothing line never really succeeded, but on Nov. 20, 2011, the YOLO movement caught on with the help of our friendly Canadian rapper Drake and his song “The Motto” featuring Lil Wayne. The line goes: “You only live once: that’s the motto, *****, YOLO”.

With the help of Drake and his spellbinding lyrics, he launched the saying into infamy. Now fast forward to 2012

and there are countless bad decisions and even worse tattoos all made in the name of YOLO. This acronym has ballooned into something more than just a meaningless phrase; it has become a way of life and a philosophy all its own.

As much as some may dislike it, the YOLO movement is here. However, this doesn’t mean we have to wear bro tanks and listen to Drake, but it does mean we have a great reason to do things we regularly wouldn’t. We can shotgun that extra beer or order a Whopper instead of a small chicken sandwich.

But YOLO should not only apply to partying. It can be applied to every part of our lives, for example: growing a mustache, asking that special someone out to dinner, trying hot yoga, going hunting, joining a book club or attempting the cinnamon challenge.

There are many possible ways to YOLO, and the most radical thing is that you don’t have to be a bro on spring break in order to partake.

Speaking of bros and spring break, college is a near-perfect time to adopt the YOLO mentality, especially if you don’t know what to study yet. CSU is teeming with opportunities, and if you don’t know what you like then take classes that range from scuba diving to engineering. Sure, you may fail at some point while you wander the halls of academia, but that doesn’t mean that you give up. Try everything, and when you find something that you like, stick to it and go all out. Get crazy in the classroom; sit in the front row and maybe even answer questions occasionally.

I was once trapped in the Chemistry building doing labs and struggling to pass them. Now I’m trapped in Eddy doing the same thing, but at least I enjoy it.

YOLO applies to college in many ways, but most obvious is in the social realm. Freshman year I encountered lots of douchebags, but some of those “douchebags” became my good friends. However, the worst thing that anybody can do is to settle with the group of friends they have.

Just like Facebook, there is no limit to the number of friends you can have.

Meeting new people is not just part of freshman move-in or going to the bars; it’s part of everyday life. There is no harm in saying “hello” to someone other than your roommate or your lab partner. You don’t have to like everyone you meet, but at least give everyone a fair shot.

So, if you don’t want to scream YOLO, although it’s loads of fun, you can still participate in the movement.

YOLO is about having no regrets, and living life to its maximum potential, and it isn’t just for frat boys and moronic spring breakers; it applies to everyone. All jokes aside, it really is a healthy and rewarding mindset to have in life. So whether you are fist-pumping at the club or thinking about joining the Peace Corps, you might as well YOLO, BRO, because you only live once.

Quinn Scahill is a senior creative writing major. Letters and feedback can be sent to letters@collegian.com.

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Letter submissions are open to all and are printed on a first-received basis. Submissions should be limited to 250 words and need to include the author’s name and contact information. Anonymous letters will not be printed. E-mail letters to letters@collegian.com

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64. Attend a men’s or women’s basketball game 65. Go camping 66. Attend a play 67. Go to the annual rodeo 68. Attend the RamWelcome Carnival 69. Attend an International Week Event 70. Join a student organization 71. Go to a drive-in movie 72. Visit the SLiCE office 73. Visit Pingree Park 74. Sing the Fight Song 75. Visit the Study Abroad office 76. Take a nap in the library

77. Attend an ASCSU Senate Meeting 78. Leave your cell phone at home for a day 79. Attend the 4th of July fireworks at City Park 80. Go to a concert 81. Attend a professional sporting event in Denver 82. Go dancing at a club with friends 83. Pull an all-nighter 84. Eat at the food court in the Lory Student Center 85. Get a parking ticket 86. Leave the country for spring break 87. Go to a career fair 88. Party ‘til dawn 89. Say ‘I love you’ to a friend 90. Get a chair massage at

the Health Network 91. Make a snowman 92. Climb a 14’er 93. Swim in the Rec Center pool 94. Ride a mechanical bull 95. Spend an evening in downtown Denver 96. Visit the Administration Building 97. Talk to your ASCSU Senator 98. Attend Family Weekend with your family 99. Have a chili bowl in the Ramskeller 100. Take a trip to Boulder.

Realize how glad you are that you didn’t go to CU. 101. Graduate!

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Important faces to know while at CSU Tony Frank,

Mary Ontiveros,

University President

Vice President for Diversity/ Associate Vice President for Enrollment and Access

Who he is: The 14th president of CSU, Tony Frank took office in 2009 after 16 years at the in various capacities including pathology professor and leadership positions such as provost and dean of the College of Veterinary Sciences.

What he does: Works with faculty, staff, students and alumni to advance CSU; maintains university relationships with the City of Fort Collins, Larimer County and elected officials and others; leads the university

Rick Miranda,

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Provost and Executive Vice President

Who he is: Miranda became the provost and executive vice president in 2010.

He previously served as the dean of the College of Natural Sciences and as a mathematics professor.

What he does: Oversees academic programming (about 150 areas of study) and faculty affairs on campus; coordinates new faculty appointments, student appeals and commencement, among other responsibilities

Jack Graham, Athletics Director

Who she is: An alumna of CSU, Ontiveros has been a CSU employee since 1974, working in leadership positions in admissions, as a faculty affiliate and special assistant to the president of CSU-Pueblo.

What she does: Leads diversity planning efforts; develops strategic partnerships, alliances and collaborations; organizes the annual Diversity Conference; represents the University through networking and collaboration with outside communities

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Who he is: Graham was hired as athletics director at CSU in 2011. A CSU alumnus, he studied U.S. history and played quarterback for the Rams from 1973 to 1974. Before returning to CSU, he worked in insurance.

What he does: Leads the athletics department that supports nearly 400 student-athletes competing in 16 varsity sports, including football, basketball, volleyball, track and field, tennis and water polo.

Vice President for Student Affairs

Who she is: Originally from Kentucky, Hughes spent 13-years as the director of Black Student Services, before moving to Colorado Springs. She would later return as the Vice President for Student Affairs in 2004.

What she does: Leads the Office of Student Affairs, which seeks to assure excellence in academic programs, create distinctive undergraduate experiences and expose students to diverse cultures, among other goals

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Amy Parsons, Vice President for University Operations

Who she is: Parsons received her Bachelor of Arts degree in political science from CSU and her Juris Doctor from the CU-Boulder. She joined the president’s cabinet in 2004.

What she does: Oversees on-campus supporting infrastructure, including the CSU Police Department, Parking Services, Financial and Strategic Planning, and Human Resources Services.

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Diversity offices offer resources for students

By ELISABETH WILLNER The Rocky Mountain Collegian Becoming a part of CSU can be tough when you’re getting started, especially if you haven’t found a community you connect with yet. Since students come from diverse backgrounds, CSU offers eight offices under Student Diversity Programs and Services to help students find scholarships, connect with tutors, participate in cultural activities and get involved on campus.

Adult Learner & Veteran Services (ALVS) supports

the transition, education, leadership and involvement of adult learners and student veterans. The office is the host of the national headquarters of SALUTE Veterans National Honor Society.

Location: Room 135, Lory Student Center Phone: 970-491-3977 Website: http://adultstudents.colostate.edu/

The Asian/Pacific American Cultural Center (APACC) was

founded as a place where students with Asian heritage could interact. It now supports retention and graduation through programs

centered around cultural education, leadership and service. Some of its activities include a peer mentoring program, a leadership retreat and Asian Fest, an annual celebration of Asian culture.

Location: 212 Lory Student Center Phone: 970-491-6154 Website: http://www. apacc.colostate.edu

treat and Native American Heritage Month.

Location: 218 Lory Student Center Phone: 970-491-1332 Website: http://nacc. colostate.edu/

Resources for Disabled Students (RDS) helps CSU

students that are qualified students with disabilities to have the same, or equitable, educational opportunities available to other students.

The office offers testing services, as well as opportunities for involvement in student groups.

Location: 100 General Services Phone: 970-491-6385 Website: http://www. rds.colostate.edu/

The Black/African American Cultural Center (BAACC) as-

sists African American students with their transition to CSU, according to its website.

The office also promotes cultural and social awareness in the community and at CSU. It is affiliated with numerous student organizations, hosts annual Black History month programs and publishes a monthly student-run newsletter.

Location: 204 Lory Student Center Phone: 970-491-5781 Website: http://baacc. colostate.edu/

El Centro promotes an in-

crease in outreach, recruitment, retention, graduation and cultural pride of Latinos/Hispanics at CSU as well as the surrounding Fort Collins community. It provides both scholarship and

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A paper star with a photo of Tawnya, an El Centro alumna, hangs in the diversity office of El Centro while current students prepare for the upcoming semester. Tawnya’s star hangs with others that include photos of former staff and students of El Centro in celebration of the LSC’s 50th Anniversary.

volunteering opportunities and hosts an annual Hispanic Heritage month.

Location: 211E Lory Student Center Phone: 970-491-5722 Website: http://www. elcentro.colostate.edu/

The Gay Lesbian Bisexual Transgender Resource Center (GLBTRC) aims to provide

services, educational and cultural programs as well as a safe gathering space for GLBT people, other sexual minorities and allies of the campus and Fort Collins community. Some of its activities include a coming out group, free weekly movies in the office and safezone training.

Location: 174 Lory Student Center

Phone: 970-491-4342 Website: http://glbtrc. colostate.edu/

The Native American Cultural Center (NACC) hopes

to ensure a successful educational experience for Native American students by providing advocacy and support, according to its website. Some of its sponsored activities include an All Nations Leadership Re-

The Women and Gender Advocacy Center ( WGAC)

provides information, services and programs to promote the equality of all genders. It also offers advocacy and support for survivors of interpersonal violence, hosts the annual women’s conference and sponsors Women at Noon, a series of talks about gender issues.

Location: 112 Student Services Phone: 970-491-6384 Website: http://www. wps.colostate.edu/

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101 things to do before you graduate from Colorado State Students coming in to college often search for the best and biggest things to do on and around the CSU campus.

Here are the top 101 things that must be accomplished before grabbing a diploma, as compiled by the Associated Students of CSU. 1. Pet CAM the Ram 2. Ride the Colorado mountains (on skis or a snowboard) 3. Hike to the top of Horsetooth Mountain 4. Vote in an ASCSU election 5. Tailgate before a football game 6. Participate in CSUnity 7. Speak on the stump on the Plaza 8. Attend the President’s Fall Address and Picnic 9. Visit all the student diversity offices 10. Meet the ASCSU President 11. Order late night pizza 12. Ride on a Transfort bus (it’s free) 13. Attend the lighting of the “A” 14. Attend an ASAP event 15. Help build a homecoming float 16. Go to a football game

17. Swim in Horsetooth Reservoir 18. Do your homework in Monfort Quad 19. Sleep in on a snowy day 20. Go on a local brewery tour 21. Take a moonlight stroll across the Oval 22. Ask someone on a date 23. Get your professor to buy you lunch 24. Volunteer for RamRide 25. Make a request on KCSU (90.5 FM) 26. Watch an ASAP cinema movie 27. Attend a Take Back the Night Rally in April 28. Read the Collegian 29. Go out to eat in Old Town 30. Attend a student diversity program event 31. Raft/Tube/Kayak the Poudre River 32. Play in an intramural game 33. Watch a lightning or rain storm 34. Walk across the Vietnam Memorial Bridge 35. Work out at the Student Recreation Center 36. Meet the ASCSU Vice President 37. Call your parents and tell them you love them 38. Kiss someone at the Oval

39. Hang out at the lagoon 40. Visit the Lory Student Center 41. Wear a ForEverGreen T-shirt 42. Ace a test 43. Take a moment to be thankful for getting an education 44. Watch a sunrise at CSU 45. Read a book outside of class 46. Attend your college council meeting 47. Visit the Health Network and pick up some free stuff

48. Visit/Stay in a residence hall 49. Buy CSU gear from the CSU Bookstore in the LSC 50. Do a lap at the Jack Christiansen Memorial Track 51. Go to a CSU club sports game 52. Walk/ Bike/ Skateboard/ Run along the Spring Creek Trail 53. Ride your bike to school 54. Watch a program on CTV 55. Watch a sunset at CSU 56. Use your ASCSU handbook and planner

57. Have a barbecue with friends 58. Say “Hey Coach” to Jim McElwain 59. Attend a Border War game against Wyoming 60. Go to a swimming and dive meet 61. Get your photo taken with all the Ram statutes on campus 62. Hug a tree 63. Go to an art show in the Curfman Gallery

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WHAT YOU MISSED August 2012 | Section B

MAY

May 18: A counselor at the CSU Health Network was cited for starting the Hewlett Gulch fire, which burned near Poudre Canyon.

May 26: Michael Martin, the former chancellor of the Louisiana State University system, was promoted as the CSU System chancellor, replacing Joe Blake. He has a five-year contract a $375,000 base salary.

May 30: The stadium advisory committee decides not to make a recommendation regarding whether or not to build an on-campus stadium, and instead delaying the decision until fall.

June 9: The High Park Fire is first detected in the mountains just to the west of Fort Collins. The fire ultimately burned a total of 87,250 acres, making it the second largest wildfire in terms of acres burned in Colorado’s history. The total firefighting cost was estimated at $31.5 million, and until the Waldo Canyon fire erupted, was the most de-

JUNE

June 18: Mosquitos infected with the West Nile virus make an appearance in Fort Collins.

June 23: The Waldo Canyon Fire ignites four miles west of Colorado Springs and one mile from a west-lying neighborhood. It usurps the High Park Fire’s title as the most destructive in Colorado history, incinerating at least 346 homes.

June 30: The High Park Fire is declared 100 percent contained. It left 259 homes destroyed, and one woman dead.

July 2: CSU celebrates the 150 year anniversary of the Morrill Act, which created land grant universities (such as CSU).

July 3: Because of significant fire danger, the city of Fort Collins cancels its annual City Park fireworks show.

July 9: New Belgium Brewery announces that it will open a new restaurant/bar near Snowmass Ski Resort.

JULY

July 13: CSU is awarded a $700,000 grant from the Department of Energy to research the use of natural gas to power vehicles.

July 26: CSU announces a record high of $111.6 million in private fundraising for the 2011/2012 fiscal year.

July 31: CSU President Tony Frank listens to more than four hours of public feedback regarding the proposed on-campus stadium.

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August 28: The CSU community can officially celebrate the end of the Morgan library renovation.

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August 13: The next court date for CSU Football Players DeAndre “Dre” Elliot and Cory James, who were charged with counts for unlawful sexual conduct and criminal trespass for an incident this March at the ZTA sorority house.

July 20: A gunman opens fire on a movie theater in Aurora during a midnight showing of “The Dark Knight Rises,” killing 12 and wounding 58 others, including 2013 CSU Football recruit Zack Golditch.

August 16: Ram Welcome kicks off.

August 22: Community Welcome in the Lory Student Center Main Ballroom from 4:30 to 8:30 p.m.

August 24: The CSU Volleyball home opener against the University of Virginia.

September 1: The Rocky Mountain Showdown, CSU football’s home opener against bitter in-state rival CU-Boulder.

September 7: CSU Volleyball competes in the Rams Volleyball Classic at Moby Arena.

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Cheap eats for when you get tired of CSU dorm food

By COLLEEN MCSWEENEY The Rocky Mountain Collegian Walking into a CSU dining hall for the first time as a freshman can be a holy experience.

Sausage lasagna, chicken tacos and fried macaroni and cheese all in one meal? You may wonder, “Is this a metaphor for what college life will be? Endless, wonderful options served up to me whenever I want?”

But in about a couple months or less, reality will hit. That all-you-can-eat soft-serve ice cream will look more like prison rations, along with the now-deli-

cious-sounding fried macaroni and cheese.

Once this happens, you’ll desperately start looking outside the comfort of dining halls and out into the expansive world of Fort Collins restaurants. And even though you’ll probably be on a budget, there’s no reason you can’t experience some of the good eats Fort Collins has to offer.

Krazy Karl’s Pizza 1124 W. Elizabeth St. Delivery: (970) 224-2000 It’s simple: you’re in college now, so eating pizza will be akin to breathing.

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chain brand pizza. Krazy Karl’s is just as cheap as, or cheaper than, the popular chains, but it’s infinitely tastier.

“It’s always so fresh and yummy every time I go, and there’s a ton of variety,” said undeclared junior Cynthia Diaz.

Krazy Karl’s makes their dough from scratch every day and offers daily specials, like a large one-topping pizza for $5 on Monday and Thursdays if you order at 5 p.m. — “krazy” good deal.

Pizza Casbah 126 W. Laurel St. Delivery: (970) 221-9144 Speaking of pizza … Piz-

za Casbah is the place to go if you like your pizza “New York Style”: thin, hand-tossed and available by the slice.

Casbah doesn’t offer the flavor whimsy that Krazy Karl’s does — you won’t find Sweet Chile Chicken pizza here — but if you’re a pizza purist, you’ll love Casbah.

“It’s super close, it’s super cheap and it’s open really late. I usually get a slice, go and eat it in the Oval,” said senior English major Molly Ungerer.

Make sure to stop by for their $1 slices on Monday from 3 to 5 p.m.

Big City Burrito 510 S. College Ave.

There’s something magical about a giant burrito — the chewy flour tortilla overstuffed with various savory meats, rice and sauces all mingled with melty cheese.

And Big City Burrito does the psuedo-Mexican classic the right way, and more importantly, for cheap.

Be sure to check out their Tuesday special which offers a huge, two-meal-worthy burrito and drink for only $4.

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Collegian Writer Colleen McSweeney can be reached at entertainment@collegian.com.

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Fend off the freshman blues, the legal way

By MARCUS MORTIZ The Rocky Mountain Collegian Many people say that college is the best years of your life. That being said, having things to do helps make those years live up to expectations.

But sometimes it can be difficult to find a fun, underage activity in a town you aren’t familiar with. We at the Collegian remember what that’s like, so we decided to save you some time and energy and share our favorite activities from freshman year.

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EXPERIENCE THE GREAT OUTDOORS First off, enjoy the mountains so close to our school.

Before it gets too cold, enjoy a hike up to the ‘A’ or up the trail to Horsetooth Rock. In some areas, swimmers are allowed to take an evening dip in the Horsetooth reservoir.

EXPLORE OLD TOWN Fort Collins has an excellent music scene. The Aggie Theater, Hodi’s Half Note and the Mishawaka Amphitheatre — not to mention the nearby venues in Boulder and Denver — all bring in local and national tours and musicians. Before you consider yourself a fullfledged adult, enjoy a show at The Aggie or Hodi’s Half Note to see some local talent that you may hear on the radio one day.

The Lyric Cinema (which recently raised $150,000 to stay in business) is your local movie theater for under-the-radar movies. Go there and even enjoy some weekend cartoons and cereal on your day off from class.

Every Tuesday evening, the Rio, a local Mexican restaurant in Old Town, gives salsa dancing lessons in their upstairs ballroom.

Starting at 7:30 p.m., and for only $3, you almost have no excuse not to go.

FIND YOUR INNER CHILD Eventually it will start to get snowy and cold in

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Tanya Miller, left, and Nicki Russell, right, enjoy the afternoon as they walk through Old Town Fort Collins. Old Town is a great place to find bars, restaurants and shops.

Fort Collins, but that doesn’t mean that your outdoor activities have to stop.

Located off West Horsetooth Road, Spring Canyon Park is one of the closest sledding hills to CSU. So wax up your best cardboard box and enjoy some great snow (watch out for children).

Putt-putt golf is a game for two different kinds of people: the serious players, and the goof-offs. Challenge your friends to a game at Fort Fun so you know who to avoid next time around.

EAT, WORKOUT AND WATCH OTHER PEOPLE WORKOUT The CSU football team isn’t known for its high win ratio, but that could all change this year under the team’s new coach, Jim McElwain. There’s also the chance that Hughes Stadium may not be around much longer, so make sure to catch a game there while you still can.

College is notorious for helping freshman gain a little weight. Mostly because they don’t know how to schedule meals and the inevitable: “Hey, it’s almost midnight, does any-

one want to get a quick pizza?”

Avoid your most memorable 15 pounds by staying active. CSU has a brand new recreation center that is free for full-time students. If you don’t enjoy the gym, stand outside at the intramural fields and someone is bound to invite you to play ultimate Frisbee.

College can be the best years of your life, so long as you don’t let boredom be the reason it isn’t.

Collegian Writer Marcus Moritz can be reached at entertainment@collegian.com

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What’s coming up on campus...

AUGUST Thursday, Aug. 16 “A Comedy of Errors�

Opening Night The University Center for the Arts presents their annual Shakespeare at Sunset with a performance of “A Comedy of Errors.�

Directed by CSU alumna Candice Ingold, this show is driven by the slapstick humor and the tragedy that can be found in mistaken identity. Show and ticket information can be found at sota.colostate.edu.

Wednesday, Aug. 22 Community Welcome 4:30 p.m. to 8:30 p.m.

Lory Student Center, Main Ballroom Community Welcome is an annual event that welcomes new and returning students and non-students to the community and provides helpful information about successful living in the Fort Collins community.

Friday, Aug. 24 CSU volleyball vs. Virginia In the first game of the season, CSU women’s volleyball start their annual home tournament playing against the University of Virginia in Moby Arena.

CSU volleyball is one of

the most successful Division 1 volleyball programs in NCAA history, having earned 14 conference championships and 16 20+ win seasons in a row.

Saturday, Aug. 25 Paint the ‘A’ 8 a.m. to 3 p.m.

Check-In at Moby Arena parking lot Take part in an annual tradition dating back to 1923 and paint the ‘A’.

Monday, Aug. 27 Chamber Music Recital Join CSU music faculty and students for a performance of chamber music from Mozart’s “Le Nozze di Figaro.� This performance is the premiere of a modern translation of the original piece by Richard Frey, Ph.D. The performance starts at 7:30 p.m. at the Organ Recital Hall in the University Center for the Arts.

Tuesday, Aug. 28 Time Management Workshop 6 p.m. to 7 p.m.

TILT Building, Room 105 This interactive workshop will give students strategies for time management, with a focus on

setting personal priorities. Students will come away with tools they can use, not only for academic planning, but life, career and personal planning as well.

Wednesday, Aug. 29 An evening with Pulitzer Prize Finalist, Nicholas Carr Nicholas Carr, the author of “The Shallows: What the Internet is Doing to Our Brains,� will be speaking at the Hilton Fort Collins. Carr is a best-selling author and journalist who writes about how technology affects the human mind as well as our behavior in society. This is a free event and no tickets are required. Doors open at 6:30 p.m. A book signing will follow.

SEPTEMBER Saturday, Sept. 1 Rocky Mountain Showdown: CSU vs CU One of the biggest football games of the season, the annual Rocky Mountain Showdown takes place at Sports Authority Field in Denver. Student tickets are now on sale with the option of transportation for an extra $15. Join students, faculty and alumni as they cheer on the Rams against the University of Colorado Buffs.

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Thursday, Sept. 6 Taking Notes Workshop 5 p.m. to 6 p.m.

TILT Building, Room 105 In our classes, we often “zone out� and go on automatic pilot — copying down everything our prof is saying, and then never returning to those notes we took again. There are specific note-taking strategies that can significantly cut down on the amount of time you have to spend studying or seeking information you recorded.

Thursday, Sept. 13 President’s Fall Address and University Picnic 11:30 a.m. to 1 p.m.

The Oval Saturday, Sept. 15 Dalcroze Workshop 9 a.m. to 4 p.m.

University Center for the Arts “Dare to Dabble with

Dalcroze Eurhythmics�

Presented by Dr. Bonnie Jacobi & Mr. Fritz Anders K-12 teachers and applied instructors learn how movement, our “sixth sense,� will engage your students through perceptive listening, concentration, and musical problem-solving while enabling them to become more musically expressive. Limited space is available. Free for CSU students.

Thursday, Sep. 20 University Symphony Orchestra Concert Join the CSU symphony for their performance of music inspired by French composers. A special performance by CSU faculty member Joel Bacon takes place with the newly transferred Wurlitzer organ whose last home was the Lory Student Center.

The performance begins at 7:30 p.m. in the Griffin Concert Hall at the University Center for the Arts.

Ticket information can be found at csuartstickets. com.

Sunday, Sept.23 Fort Collins ALS Walk 12 p.m. to 2 p.m.

The Oval Join us to help defeat and find a cure for ALS (Lou Gehrig’s Disease). Wear your best RED costume to win prizes!

OCTOBER

Monday, Oct. 1 “Colorado’s Valentine� Art Opening “Colorado’s Valentine� features a survey of work by local artist DeWain Valentine. Valentine was raised in Fort Collins and went to Fort Collins High School, which is now the building that houses the University Art Museum where the exhibition is taking place.

Well-known outside of Colorado, Valentine revisits his roots, which influenced the work in this exhibit.

Thursday-Sunday, Oct. 4-7 Homecoming and Family Weekend All Day Wednesday, Oct. 10 Campus Equity Week 9:30 a.m. to 11 a.m.

To celebrate the contributions of non-tenure track faculty and raise awareness of their working conditions, the College of Liberal Arts Adjunct Faculty Council presents a series of events in observance of Campus Equity Week. Oct. 10 Open Forum 9:30-11:30 a.m. New Main Floor Event Hall— Morgan Library Oct. 10 Keynote address: Maria Maisto, president of New Faculty Majority 7 p.m. TILT 221 Oct. 11 Workshop for non-tenure track faculty and allies 9:0011 a.m. TILT 105

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SAVE THE DATE: A rundown of CSU’s most important games

By KYLE GRABOWSKI The Rocky Mountain Collegian

football experience.

Volleyball vs Virginia

Sunday, Sept. 2 – 1 p.m.

Coach Tom Hilbert’s alma mater visits for a Sunday afternoon showdown.

The Rams lost 3-0 last season in Norman, and will be looking for revenge in the return game. Junior libero Sallie McLaurin, the 2011 Big 12 Defensive Player of the Year, should lead the Sooners along with former All-Big 12 freshman team outside hitter Tara Dunn.

Volleyball vs Oklahoma

Friday, Aug. 24 – 7 p.m.

The first CSU game of any sport this year. It’s usually a hot ticket, as the last two home openers set Mountain West conference records for volleyball attendance. Last season, Virginia posted a 10-20 record under former coach Lee Maes, but expect the 10 returning letterwinners to provide experience for new coach Dennis Hohenshelt.

Football vs CU-Boulder

Saturday, Sept. 1 – 2 p.m.

New coach Jim McElwain and CSU football’s “Bold New Era” debut in the biggest game of the year against in-state rival CU-Boulder. The Rocky Mountain Showdown takes center stage at Sports Authority Field at Mile High with kickoff coming at 2 p.m. Student tickets are available at CSURams.com for $35 and roundtrip transportation is offered to students for $15. Make sure to get there early and tailgate for the true college

Football vs North Dakota State

Saturday, Sept. 8 – 5 p.m.

The home opener and the Fort Collins debut of new Rams coach Jim McElwain. North Dakota State won the 2011 FCS National Championship, and defeated Big 10 team Minnesota by 13 points last September.

Volleyball vs UCLA

Saturday, Sept. 15 – 7 p.m.

Quite possibly the marquis sports event of the 2012 season for CSU. The defending national champions visit Moby Arena on a football away week,

so expect a massive crowd. Hilbert has a reputation of bringing worthy opponents (Duke, Nebraska) into Moby and beating them.

Football vs Utah State

Saturday, Sept. 22 – 5 p.m.

Last season the Rams escaped Romney Stadium with a 35-34 2OT win in their best performance of the year. This will be CSU’s last game before non-conference play starts, and should provide a good measuring stick for its readiness.

Preseason All-WAC quarterback Chuckie Keaton should have a strong sophomore campaign for the Aggies.

Football vs Hawaii

Saturday, Oct. 27 – 5 p.m.

The team’s first conference meeting since 1999 in the WAC. New coach Norm Chow will lead the Warriors after one season as Utah’s offensive coordinator. Chow previously served as the offensive coordinator on two USC National Championship teams and a third at BYU in the 1980’s.

Sports writer Kyle Grabowski can be reached at sports@collegian.com

RAMS TO WATCH

Football

SHAQUIL BARRETT Junior Linebacker

Preseason 1st team All-Mountain West Led CSU with 99 tackles last season First Ram with two defensive touchdowns in a season since 2004 Started 11 out of 12 games in first year with program in 2011 Occasionally lined up as defensive end, picking up 4 ½ tackles for loss and 2 ½ sacks

CHRIS NWOKE

Junior Running Back Preseason 1st team All-Mountain West 1,130 yards rushing last season (3rd MW) 9 touchdowns 5.7 yards per carry 2 games over 200 yards rushing last year

Redshirt Senior Middle Blocker Won gold medal in 2012 USA Volleyball A2 summer program 2011 First Team All-Mountain West and COBRA Magazine All-West Region Started all 30 matches last season Led Mountain West with .333 hitting percentage

MEGAN PLOURDE

Redshirt Senior Middle Blocker Third team AVCA All American Led the nation with 1.71 blocks per set in 2011 15 kills and 11 blocks in first round NCAA Tournament win over Oregon Two-time Mountain West Player of the Week Compiled by Kyle Grabowski

Game day traditions

By KYLE GRABOWSKI The Rocky Mountain Collegian

Football Games played at Hughes Stadium off campus (shuttles pick up from Moby Arena parking lot all day) Pick up tickets the week before in the Lory Student Center or McGraw Athletic Center box offices Free parking for CSU students At the game: Arrive early to visit Ram Town, which offers free food and drinks to all Ram fans Get there early and tailgate in one of the most unique settings in college football nestled up against the foothills.

Make sure not to miss the band before the game either, as they perform the

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TODAY’S BIRTHDAY (08/16/12). Invite the world to your party. This year’s fortune flows through your friends, so go ahead and indulge your social life. Step into leadership.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19) ––7–– If anybody can solve the puzzle, it’s you. Take advantage of an unexpected opportunity. Friends want to follow your guidance, but remember to listen.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20) ––7 –– You see how the whole thing works now. Confide in somebody you love. They’re saying nice things about you, if you pay attention. Reach for the stars.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20) ––6 –– Don’t let the missing data stop you. Listen to your intuition, and make a good impression. Teach a charming loved one. Provide excellent service.

CANCER (June 21-July 22) ––5 –– Everything seems possible, especially around finances. Get the family or a partner to help. Focus on long-range goals while working on the immediate details. Resist temptation to splurge.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22) ––7 –– Associates help out in unusual ways, and the conclusion is delightful. You’re best in a secure setting. Abundance is yours. Store away provisions for the future.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) ––5 –– You have better communication skills than you give yourself credit for. Use them to pull yourself out of a funk. Friends help you make the connection. When in doubt, add love.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) ––6 –– Your creative problem-solving ability is valuable to others, and appreciated by your community. Engage in the next step. Gain the advantage by listening. Accept a challenge.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) ––6 –– A brilliant idea is available; don’t let it fly away. Do a thorough job of it, and enjoy the rewards. Your popularity increases. Save some for tomorrow. Relax.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) ––6 –– Explore farther than last time. All sorts of beautiful problems wait for you to solve them. Stop and smell the roses. Friends are behind you 100 percent.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) ––5 –– Dress for success.

Take the philosophical high road, and set an example. Discover a secret source of energy. Adapt to new circumstances.

There’s a surprising development.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) ––6 –– Your words are inspiring, and your charisma is appreciated by your co-workers.

Discuss far-ranging plans. Cash flows in your direction.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20) ––5 –– You’re very attractive now. A partner brings a pleasant surprise. Bring a dream into reality, if not for you, at least for someone you care about.

Take care of your health.

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5 Unharmed 6 Recorded for posterity 7 “Project Runway” figure 8 Tune 9 Soweto’s nation: Abbr.

10 Outstanding 11 Sigh after losing 12 Tetley rival

15 Ma with a baa 17 It’s blown in the winds 20 Directional suffix 21 Distort 22 Matinée heartthrob 23 In the wrong business?

24 Transcript fig.

25 First name in folk 26 Italian for “meat-based sauce” 30 Place for a legend 32 Hook shape 34 One on the range 35 Grand-scale tale 36 Lhasa __ 37 Economist Greenspan 38 Administer, with “out” 39 Winter Olympics leap 40 Ends and centers 41 Programming pioneer Lovelace 42 Quilter’s session 43 “Amen to that!”

44 __ dragon 45 Crowds 46 Two-thirds of dodeca47 Org. led by Robert Mueller since 2001 50 “Got your back” 52 Th.D.’s field 55 “Krazy” comics feline 56 Golf’s Davis Love __ 57 Slot lever 58 Go out in the afternoon?

59 Hula strings 60 Business card abbr.

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