Vol. 128, No. 18 Thursday, August 30, 2018 by The Rocky Mountain Collegian

Vol. 128, No. 18 Thursday, August 30, 2018

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A Colorado State University student relaxes in a hammock between two trees near the Oval Sunday afternoon. Hammocking and slacklining are prohibited on campus due to concerns over campus safety, University liability and property damage. PHOTO BY BROOKE BUCHAN COLLEGIAN

Old hammock, slackline ban sees new enforcement By Austin Fleskes & Natalia Sperry @CSUCollegian

Many Rams relax between classes by hammocking and slacklining on campus, but they may not realize they’re breaking Colorado State University policy. According to the campus facility procedure and policy manual, hammocks, along with slacklining, climbing trees and climbing or jumping on or from buildings and other structures is prohib-

ited on campus because of the concerns for safety of the campus community, University liability and property damage. Violators may be subject to warning, disciplinary action, fine or prosecution as appropriate, according to Facilities Management. Fred Haberecht, campus planner for Facilities Management, said the ban predates his 17-year career at CSU, but it has been enforced in recent months to ad-

dress changing trends on campus. “I think it probably starts out with a slackline ban,” Haberecht said. “I don’t think that complete ban in my time here (has) been a very big issue until the last couple years, especially with hammocks (and) the proliferation of (them) on campus.” Haberecht said the concern for campus arborists is tree damage to small, young trees, but it is a lesser concern for big trees. “There’s a concern from our

risk management folks through the department of health of liability of especially slacklining,” Haberecht said. “It’s both the risk to the folks and the adverse effect to our trees.” The University Facilities’ manual outlines that there are designated areas outside of the Westfall and Durward halls and the Corbett courtyard, where hammocks and slacklining are allowed. “That’s a relatively new thing.

It’s more that they have set up areas independent of trees to slackline,” Haberecht said. “Housing and Dining Services through residents saw the need to provide that.” Tom Cronk, a masters student, wrote in an email to The Collegian that in his time hammocking at CSU he had never been approached about the ban until recently.

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Lane Miller, an artist with the Trimble Court Artisans co-op, stands with some of her artwork in the co-op’s Old Town gallery. Miller makes sacred clowns, which are Native American ceremonial figures, out of clay and nature scraps. PHOTO BY CLARA SCHOLTZ COLLEGIAN

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New construction projects announced at CSU as old ones finish By Emma Iannacone @EmmaIannacone

Construction crews are common on campus as Colorado State University updates existing facilities and builds new structures. Major projects include several multipurpose teaching facilities across various degrees of study, such as a new design building and an animal clinic. Richardson Design Center The Richardson Design Center is an all new structure located behind the Gifford building. It will feature maker’s spaces throughout the 45,000-square foot building, including 3D printing machines, laser cutters, wood and metal shops and textiles equipment. “On main campus, the Richardson Design Center is one of four major projects going on at the same time, all scheduled to open now or within six months,” said Fred Haberecht, campus planner of Facilities Management. The center will house the Design and Merchandising main office, design faculty offices, internship area and classes for the newly renamed interior architecture and design major. It will also house the Richardson Design Center main office and classes for the new interdisciplinary undergraduate certificate in Design Thinking.

The building is expected to be completed in the first quarter of 2019 and costs approximately $16.5 million. The majority of funding for this project came from donations, including $8 million from Nancy Richardson, the namesake of the building. National Western Center Health Education Outreach Center addition The National Western Center Health Education Outreach Center will add 39,600 total square feet to the existing building, and will include student study areas, an anatomy computer lab, an anatomy lab, a neuroanatomy lab, office space for an outreach coordinator, support spaces and cooler space. “(The addition) will move existing anatomy labs to this new facility and will have opportunities for virtual reality teaching,” Haberecht said. “It’s a great update for what those students have been working with for the last 45 years.” The four-story addition to the east side of the existing Anatomy and Zoology building, will be completed Dec. 21 of this year. The estimated cost is $23.3 million, with $1 million approved from the University Facility Fee Advisory Board and $22.3 million funded by National Western COP funds, according to Facilities Management. Michael Smith Natural Resources Addition The addition to the Michael

View of the Warner renovation from the computer science building. PHOTO BY FIELD PETERSON COLLEGIAN

Smith Natural Resources building was completed this year in time for classrooms to be used. The 37,400-square foot addition renovated classrooms, instructional laboratories, a Student Success Center and departmental and conference spaces. JBS Global Food Innovation Center addition The JBS Global Food Innovation Center is currently undergoing construction for a 38,000-square

foot addition. It will provide resources such as livestock handling, meat harvest processing and more. The addition will cost between $20 million or $21 million and will be funded with donations. In addition to on-campus construction, CSU is currently working on several projects off campus. C. Wayne McIlwraith Translational Medical Institute & Equine Barn The C. Wayne McIlwraith Translational Medical Institute

& Equine Barn on the Veterinary Medical Center campus is almost 130,000 square feet with 45,000 square feet of clinical space for large animals, according to Tracey Abel of Facilities Management. There will also be a 40 stall horse barn. The project is expected to cost $45 million, with $14.4 million from CSU contributions, according to Abel. Emma Iannacone can be reached at news@collegian.com.

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Mobile Food Pantry returns to CSU to combat food insecurity By Jorge Espinoza @jorgespinoza14

Any Colorado State University students, faculty and staff who are suffering from food insecurity, or are just having trouble getting groceries ,will soon have the opportunity to go home with a bag full of food. The Mobile Food Pantry will be distributing food to students, staff and faculty to help combat food insecurity, on Sept. 6 from 4 -6 p.m. This is a monthly event which is apart of the Rams Against Hunger initiative on campus. According to the Lory Student Center website, Rams Against Hunger works to provide emergency food relief for undergraduate students dealing with food insecurity. The event will take place on University Avenue and Meridian Street in front of Hartshorn. Students, staff and faculty can take up to 50 pounds of food for free, including produce, baked goods, and dairy products. Those that come need to bring their CSU ID and bags to carry food in, according to the Food Bank of Larimer County. According to The Food Bank, 10-15 percent of CSU students experience food insecurity, meaning that they don’t know where their next meal is coming from. This also means that they lack access to healthy foods. Associated Students of Colorado State University and Student Leadership, Involvement, and Community Engagement partnered with the Food Bank for Larimer County to bring a Mobile Food Pantry to campus in order to help combat food insecurity, according to the Food Bank’s website. For more information, Rams Against Hunger has a full breakdown about the event on the LSC website. Jorge Espinoza can be reached at news@collegian.com.

CSU students, faculty and staff picked up food at the Mobile Food Bank on Nov. 2, 2017 as part of Rams Against Hunger. PHOTO BY YIXUAN XIE

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Hammocks >> from page 1 “We were approached by someone who identified himself as the arborist, who told us that hammocking was not allowed anywhere on campus,” Cronk wrote. Cronk wrote that before being approached by the arborist, he greeted one of the CSU Police Department officers from his hammock and the officer didn’t mention anything and responded in a comfortable and relaxed manner. Cronk wrote that the current designated areas for hammocking defeat the purpose of the activity itself. “The entire point of hammocking is that you can do it

wherever there are two trees close to each other,” Cronk wrote. He added that he feels this ban does not apply to modern hammocking, and that there is a better way to go about the issue. “A much more reasonable policy would be to regulate hammocking without banning it by establishing a minimum size for available trees for hammocking or requiring straps, rather than ropes, which distribute the force and friction much more, and in the case of any tree being damaged,” Cronk wrote. “Then a simple sign could be hung on it asking students to use a different tree.” Haberecht said that is exactly what he is proposing facilities does in this academic year. “We’ll probably update the policy and have it correspond to what the City is doing so there’s a uniform policy,” Haberecht said.

“So it would be one that allows hammocking and slacklining but with certain conditions.” Haberecht said instead of an outright ban, facilities would implement a set of guidelines, including tree size, time of day and anchor location, in order to create a consistent policy for the campus community. According to the City of Fort Collins’ slackline tree protection guidelines, slacklining is only allowed in developed neighborhoods or community parks. All trees attached to a slackline must be at least 18 inches in diameter, and the slackline itself must measure four feet above the ground. Additionally, slacklines may only be attached to specific deciduous broadleaf trees, such as maple or oak, and no more than two trees may be attached to any slackline system at one time, ac-

cording to City policy. The Collegian could not find any similar City guidelines for hammocking prior to publication. Sam Geyhart, a senior finance major and self-described “avid hammocker” on campus, said he was unaware of this ban throughout his time at CSU and has spent years hammocking outside of the Lory Student Center and near the Lagoon. Geyhart said he feels an outright ban is not the correct way to solve the problem. “I think it’s feasible, but at the same time I think a lot of people use tree-safe hammock straps, so I think most people are pretty responsible about that,” Greyhart said. “I think that maybe instead of enforcing a hammock ban, they should inform people about using stronger trees because you’re actually causing damage to the

trees.” Haberecht said the University Administration and Facilities Management has recognized the need to revise the University policy for students, and added that there should be some reasonable accommodations that are safe for campus and campus trees. “We have our campus arborists who are very invested in nurturing these trees and they’re a legacy thing, so when they see a tree being — for lack of a better word — mistreated, then they’re taking it personally” Haberecht said. “They’re like the Lorax, they’re speaking for the trees and some behaviors are antithetical to their health.” Austin Fleskes and Natalia Sperry can be reached at news@ collegian.com. Haley Candelario contributed to this report.

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ASCSU discusses bringing former Prime Minister to campus, goals By Stuart Smith @stuartsmithnews

The Associated Students of Colorado State University, the student government on campus, had their first Senate session of the year last night, during which they heard two bills, ratified new officers and listened to a presentation by ASCSU President Tristan Syron. Bill to bring former Prime Minister moves to committee A bill to bring Australia’s former Prime Minister to CSU was sent to committee to be voted on in a future session. Chief of Staff Zachary Vaishampayan presented a bill to give funds to host Julia Gillard, the first woman Prime Minister of Australia. The bill would allocate $6,000 from the ASCSU General Discretionary Fund to bring Gillard to CSU in coordination with the Office of International Programs. Although there is no set date, bringing noteworthy speakers to campus is a yearly tradition, and ASCSU has historically worked with the Office of International Programs to organize these events. President Syron introduced

the second bill, which aims to change the title and responsibilities of CJ Jewell, a graphic designer in the executive branch, due to his constraints of another job. The bill was unanimously expedited and approved, with respective voting tallies of 25-0-0 and 24-0-0. Now, the marketing department will split the original funding into two identical positions. Jewell will now be referred to as deputy creative director to more accurately reflect the scaling back of his hours. New legislative, executive officers sworn in With a vote of 22-2-0, Alexandri Murray was sworn in as the interim parliamentarian. Murray will fill the role for the fall semester while elected parliamentarian Connor Cheadle completes an internship in Washington, D.C. Gina McCrackin and Collin Metscher were unanimously sworn in as deputy of environmental affairs and as the ASCSU representative to the Lory Student Center Governing Board, respectively. McCrackin and Metscher received high praise from people who worked closely with them. Director of Environmental Af-

fairs Andrea Fairfield said in the first week and a half of the semester she’s worked with McCrackin, she has been impressed. “(She) has shown complete dedication to the department and has relentlessly brought up new ideas and suggestions on how we can better the department,” Fairfield said. Syron described Metscher as passionate about LSC advisory board, saying Metscher emailed him about the position less than two hours after the position was posted. President Syron speaks on plans for the semester During executive reports, Syron gave the Senate a progress report of his accomplishments over the summer, talking about his work related to changing on-campus parking and replacing U+2 with Me+3. Part of his work with U+2 also included changing the distribution of a satisfaction survey that originally was meant to be sent out in July. “Most of you aren’t here in July,” Syron said. “We were able to move that to September, it goes out next week.” Syron previously told The Collegian Me+3 would be mutually

ASCSU President Tristan Syron and Chief of Staff Zachary Vaishampayan present their bill to host Former Australian Prime Minister Julia Gillard. The bill is planned to be voted on at next week’s meeting. Gillard would speak at a free campus wide event similar to last year’s that hosted by Gina McCarthy. PHOTO BY MATT TACKETT COLLEGIAN

beneficial for everyone involved, giving students lower rental costs and opening up the rental market to non-students. He also addressed what he has heard people say the positive effects of U+2 are. “The number one thing peo-

ple talk about is ‘U+2 stops parties,’” he said. “There’s absolutely no data that I have seen to suggest that.” Stuart Smith can be reached at news@collegian.com.

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Ex-USC gynecologist accused of sexual abuse gives up medical license By Harriet Ryan and Matt Hamilton Los Angeles Times

Dr. George Tyndall, the University of Southern California gynecologist accused of sexually assaulting hundreds of students, has given up his medical license temporarily as he confronts a police investigation and a barrage of lawsuits. The physician reached an agreement this week with the Medical Board of California that prohibits him from practicing medicine until the board makes a final decision on the status of his license. State investigators for the board have been examining Tyndall’s treatment of young women at USC’s student health clinic since May when the Los Angeles Times revealed the physician’s troubled tenure at the university. He has denied any wrongdoing. The medical board informed Tyndall, 71, this month that it planned to seek the suspension of his license, according to a board filing Monday. Tyndall decided to forgo a hearing and accept the suspension, according to the filing. The physician, who treated tens of thousands of women over three decades at USC, has said he never mistreated a patient and that his exams were medically legitimate. The attorney representing him before the medical board,

Peter Osinoff, did not immediately return a request for comment. Osinoff previously represented former USC medical school dean Carmen Puliafito, who was stripped of his medical license after the Times exposed his drug use. Under the interim suspension, Tyndall cannot see patients, hold himself out as a doctor or prescribe medicine. He is also required to surrender to the board his wall certificates and his prescription pad. Tyndall is not known to have practiced medicine since leaving USC last year. His criminal defense attorney told the Times last month that the gynecologist did not plan to resume his medical career while under investigation. “He is devoting all his time to defending himself against all of the accusations against him,” attorney Leonard Levine said. The Los Angeles Police Department has mounted an investigation of Tyndall with a team of more than a dozen elite detectives traveling the country to interview former patients. The LAPD is working with the lead sex crimes prosecutor at the Los Angeles County district attorney’s office and recently turned over close to 30 cases for possible prosecution. More than 340 women have filed civil suits against Tyndall and USC alleging the doctor sexually abused them and the uni-

versity failed to protect them. USC has signaled that it wants to settle the suits quickly and as a group. Tyndall was the sole gynecologist at the campus clinic for 27 years. For much of that time, there were complaints from patients and clinic colleagues about “creepy” conduct. He was accused of taking improper photos of unclothed students, touching them inappropriately during pelvic exams and making lewd comments about their bodies and sex lives. USC allowed Tyndall to continue to practice until 2016 when a nurse reported him to the rape crisis center. A university investigation concluded that Tyndall’s pelvic exams and suggestive remarks constituted sexual harassment. Administrators allowed him to resign last year with a financial payout. They did not report him to the medical board until earlier this year, after the Times had started approaching current and former employees about Tyndall. USC has said that “in hindsight” they should have reported him earlier. The university’s response created outrage among faculty and students, and earlier this month USC President C.L. Max Nikias resigned. A search for his replacement is underway. Content pulled from Tribune News Service.

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Professionals from Mexico keep visas in new trade deal By Anita Kumar and Franco Ordonez McClatchy Washington Bureau

Tens of thousands of Mexican professionals who come to work in the United States will be able to keep their visas as part of the new U.S.-Mexico trade agreement, the Mexican government says, delivering a political loss to the Trump administration, which sought to slash the number of visas as part of NAFTA re-negotiations. The Mexican Economy Ministry told McClatchy that the newly announced trade deal does not make any changes to the number of eligible high-skilled professionals who each year receive Treaty NAFTA, or TN, visas as part of the original 1994 trade deal. “The language about TN visas remains as in the original agreement,” an official with the Mexican economic ministry said. The Trump administration wanted to cut the number of visas as part of the “Buy American, Hire American” initiative promised during the 2016 campaign. The status of the controversial visa program has been shrouded in mystery as actual details of the bilateral agreement Trump

lauded this week, calling it the U.S.-Mexico trade deal, have been scarce. Administration fact sheets about the trade deal don’t mention any visas. No text of the proposed agreement has been released. When asked if the number of TN visas was changing or if the TN visas are even part of the new agreement, a senior administration official simply said “No” without elaborating. The White House and U.S. Trade Representative’s office haven’t answered repeated follow-up questions. Supporters were surprised that the administration was not more forthcoming. “It’s unsettling because if no one actually knows in the key agencies, then you have to wonder who is making the decision and why,” said Jessica Vaughan, director of policy studies at the Center for Immigration Studies, which supports limiting the number of TN visas. “That’s one of the problems with the way these trade agreements are always done; there is too much secrecy, and that makes everyone justifiably nervous.” Trump announced the deal

in front of reporters Monday with Mexican President Enrique Pena Nieto dialed in on a conference call. It remains unclear whether Canada, the third country in NAFTA, would agree to the changes. Describing the preliminary agreement as a good day for their country, Mexican officials told McClatchy “there were no changes with the U.S.” as it regards to the TN visas. The administration wanted to limit the number of eligible professions in the TN visa program and decrease the number of visa renewals even though Congress passed a bill in 2016 barring any administration from trying to change the number of visas granted to a country as part of trade negotiations. Vaughn and other supporters hoped the visa language would be excluded from the trade deal, which would have been a first step to allowing Trump to kill the program altogether. Congress, which expects to receive the plan by Friday, still needs to approve of the agreement. Senate Judiciary Chairman Charles Grassley, who urged the administration to reduce

the number of TN visas, praised the administration for making the deal with Mexico though it doesn’t include the cap on visas. The “verbal handshake between presidents Trump and Pena Nieto signified that the administration’s top priorities had been agreed to by the respective principals,” said spokeswoman Nicole Tieman. “Chairman Grassley will be monitoring the negotiations closely, but will reserve comment on any TN visa-related provisions until the final version is delivered to Congress.” Grassley, R-Iowa, has estimated the number of people with the TN visa could approach 100,000. There are still a lot of questions about the full status of the visas, particularly what will come of the tens of thousands of Canadian professionals, such as accountants, engineers and nurses, who work in the United States on TN visas, if Canada is not incorporated into the trade deal. Trade talks between the U.S. and Canada resumed Tuesday. They were not party to the agreement reached between Mexico and the U.S., even though the original NAFTA covered all three countries. Fewer than 25,000 TN visas

were issued for Mexicans in 2016, including about 10,000 for family members of the TN visa recipients, according to the State Department. No statistics are kept for Canadians, who have a lower bar to meet and can seek the visas when they arrive at the border. But some Canadian reports have put the number in the tens of thousands. Those who favor restricting immigration argue the program could trigger a flood of immigrants in the United States. The number of TN visa workers in the U.S. has grown in recent years. In 2008, the length of stay was increased from one year to three, making it an appealing alternative to other high-skilled visas. Approved occupations for the TN visa include accountants, hotel managers, land surveyors, nutritionists, engineers and computer systems analysts. Groups that want to restrict immigration, including NumbersUSA and Federation for American Immigration Reform, lobbied the Trump administration to cut the number of visas. Both groups declined to comment. Content pulled from Tribune News Service.

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We need more unaffiliated millennial voters Wyatt Hansen @Hansolo1610

Editor’s Note: All opinion section content reflects the views of the individual author only and does not represent a stance taken by The Collegian or its editorial board. Anger rises from both parties as millennials become increasingly upset with the two-party system and are opting to be unaffiliated. With the election coming up, it’ll be interesting to see how these unaffiliated voters, especially here in Larimer County, cast their vote. Here at Colorado State University, many of my peers identify as unaffiliated. Many millennials are getting away from the typical voting standards of the Democrat and Republican parties and are looking for a third party savior. Although the voter turnout

for the unaffiliated is low, it is a great step for millennials in the coming elections. The best way to change political platforms is to rally the unaffiliated to vote and Larimer County is setting the standard. Larimer County is seeing the biggest shifts in the population becoming unaffiliated. Right now, the American two-party system has “too much baggage” and bad reputations, which is why unaffiliated voter numbers are rising. The rising unaffiliated numbers are changing platforms by opening up the political sphere for new thought. It brings in the third opinion that often gets swept under the rug come election time, especially in the Presidential race. According to the Colorado secretary of state’s office, among people aged 26-40, nearly 40 percent are unaffiliated in Colorado. This trend gives rise to the opportunity for a third party to gain support. There has always been

discussion around the need of a third party in the United States, and this unaffiliated movement helps push towards that. According to a Quinnipiac poll, prior to the 2016 election, 60 percent of millennials said they would vote for a third party. The argument against a third-party is that it is hard to get everyone on board. This means people were hesitant voting for Jill Stein or Gary Johnson in 2016 simply because think they were wasting a vote. It is hard to get everyone to vote third party, but allowing the unaffiliated to vote in primaries is a positive move for some of these third parties trying to gain support. Unaffiliated voters are helping push candidates to reconsider certain platforms in hopes of new policies and ways of thought to emerge. These young voters have become more idealistic instead of most of our parents who are resigned to the system. As

these numbers rise, platforms for a third party will grow and include voters who don’t want to be characterized solely as a Democrat or Republican. This somewhat happened in the 2016 election with the popularity of socialist candidates like Bernie Sanders for the Democratic Party. Although there has been a rise in unaffiliated numbers, there is still a concern surrounding their turnout in the elections. Some are still discouraged on what ballot they want to turn in causing them to not vote at all. In Colorado, this is not the case. More people turned up for the mid-terms in June because the unaffiliated can vote in primaries now. This is a huge step for the unaffiliated here in Larimer County and for those across the country. Voter turnout still remains somewhat low, but for the unaffiliated in Colorado, the progress remains constant. This is the start of what

millennials want to see in elections. They are thinking outside the box and analyzing their candidates without pressure from the two-party system. It creates another perspective for politics and opens the political sphere for discussion of other platforms. One of the most important factors in a democracy is that of the right to vote. We as millennials are changing the voting standards by representing the unaffiliated voice. I’m not saying disregard everything and become unaffiliated, but rather think for yourself and don’t let the strict platforms of both parties be the deciding factor. It starts with the future generations, and that’s what we millennials are doing; we are setting the stage for change. Wyatt Hansen can be reached at letters@collegian.com.

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Tony Frank says he reserves right to pardon himself for parking illegally on campus

NOPE

DOPE

By Rory Plunkett @jericho.wavliac

Editor’s note: This is a satire piece from The Collegian’s opinion section. Real names may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read editor’s notes are subject to being offended. President Tony Frank tweeted that he can pardon himself if he does anything illegal on campus, after he was sighted parking illegally. “I have the absolute right to pardon myself,” Frank tweeted from the confines of his car, haphazardly parked in the middle of the Oval. According to eyewitnesses, Frank parked his car in the middle of the Oval, climbed out of his truck with a sweatshirt, sunglasses and hoodie, carrying a large cup of Momo Lomo’s hot coffee. Frank’s car had stayed in the same place the entire day, forcing students to walk around it as they traveled through the Oval. Frank also reportedly stumbled up the stairs to the Administration building on his way to his office. “His glasses were so dark, but even with them on he thought the lights were too bright,” Frank’s secretary said. The Collegian asked students what their thoughts on Frank’s

President Tony Frank illegally parks his truck on the Oval. Students were forced to make detours on their way to class. PHOTO ILLUSTRATION BY

Trying to kick a nail-biting habit.

Women’s pants that don’t have fake pockets!

People smoking cigarettes anywhere remotely close to campus.

Hats when you don’t have time to shower.

Being a fast walker on a campus of slow walkers.

Getting someone to come fix your WiFi.

When people coordinate outfits and you didn’t get the memo.

Coordinating cute outfits.

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behavior. Several students pointed out the double standard between students and faculty about parking. “I have to pay almost $500 a year for a space that’s not even close to any of my classes,” said Daniel Storm, a sophomore studying health and exercise science. “Why is it okay for Tony Frank to treat the Oval like his own parking lot?”. After Frank’s hefty bonus of $100,000, it is reasonable to believe a $500 parking fee is within his budget. Later that day a Fat Shack delivery car was spotted parked outside the Administration building. The delivery driver said he was delivering to “a guy named Tony.” While it would be interesting to know if Frank got a Fat Chance or a Fat Doobie delivered, the most

interesting part of the day was when Frank left his office to go home. When asked why he thinks it’s okay to park illegally on campus, the hooded figure, who is our University president, brushed past students and went into his car. He was then seen typing frantically on his phone for a minute before peeling out of the Oval. While many believe this behavior to be outrageous, Frank responded to the criticism with one last tweet. “We have the best humongous parking spots at a campus,” Frank tweeted. “No one would believe that I, the best president, a great guy, would ever do that.” Rory Plunkett can be reached letters@collegian.com.

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Broncos on roster’s edge prepare for preseason finale Broncos practice ended about 30 minutes ago and Joe Jones is by himself, crouched in a three-point stance in front of a blue dummy sled and exploding his shoulder pads into its cushion.

slate against Arizona. Jones, a second-year inside linebacker, takes the extra reps because he knows exactly what is at stake Thursday night in the desert. “For me, I feel like I’m on that line,” Jones said, “where I can make it or break it based on what this game does for me.” He’s certainly not alone.

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Broncos in danger of being cut can solidify their roles in Denver ■ RB De’Angelo Henderson, 2nd year A monster game at Arizona gives Henderson the edge over David Williams and Denver decides to keep four running backs on the active roster ■ LB Joe Jones, 2nd year Jones makes several significant special teams and defensive plays against the Cardinals and outperforms rookie Keishawn Bierria.

year McKenzie does not fumble in the preseason finale and convinces the coaches that he and not Adam Jones is the primary returner. ■ S Dymonte Thomas, 2nd year Thomas thrives on defense and on special teams and Su’a Cravens struggles to regain playing form after a lengthy injury absence. ■ WR Tim Patrick, 2nd year Patrick is ultra-productive vs. Arizona, cornerback Adam Jones wins the punt return job and the team cuts wide receiver Isaiah McKenzie.

The last defensive player to run off the field Tuesday at UCHealth Training Center. The final team workout before Denver wraps up its preseason

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that remain, the preseason finale might represent, “the most important football game they’ll have played in their whole lives,” Joseph said. Not hyperbole, either. The Broncos’ head coach knows from experience as a former NFL youngster working for a 53-man roster spot with the Jets (1995) and Colts (1996). “As a player, I was always a guy on the bubble,” Joseph said. “This week is special because as a young player, you get one more chance to prove you can play in this league.” For some on the roster bubble, Thursday is an opportunity to build on positive momentum. Safety Dymonte Thomas, an undrafted free agent signed to Denver’s active roster in December off the practice squad, was featured prominently at dime safety last week in Washington with Su’a Cravens sidelined (knee). Thomas responded with five tackles, including several key third-down stops, and a pass breakup. He appeared totally forward-focused, though, when asked how it propelled him closer to a roster spot. “That happened last week,” Thomas said. “This league is all about performance. If you don’t perform, then you don’t get to stay.” For others on the roster bubble, Thursday is an opportunity to rise above doubt. The free-agent addition of

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veteran Adam Jones puts cornerback Brendan Langley and wide receiver Isaiah McKenzie on notice. Langley, a 2017 thirdround pick, has yet to prove reliable outside of special teams and could get bumped from the cornerback depth chart. The loss of starting punt return duties for McKenzie, a 2017 fifth-round pick, could equal a Denver exit considering his previous fumbling issues and playing order among wide receivers. Adam Jones, potentially, could improve both positions. Several Broncos, while considered talented enough to make an NFL roster, might get left out due to a numbers game within crowded position rooms thanks to an influx of rookie talent – namely at running back and wide receiver. The emergence of Royce Freeman and Phillip Lindsay in the backfield might make De’Angelo Henderson the oddman-out, considering the The Denver Post first learned Henderson is already generating interest from other teams should he become available Saturday, according to a league source. “I had no idea,” Henderson said Tuesday when asked about the report. “Hopefully things play out well and I’m still playing football this year.” Should the Broncos’ retain six wide receivers on the active roster, it likely leaves just one

practice squad slot available between Tim Patrick, River Cracraft and John Diarse – all young players with standout moments through the course of training camp. “My main focus is I have a chance to be a starter this week and I haven’t been a starter since college,” Cracraft said. “I’m so hyped for that. I could get a ton of snaps. I’m excited for it. It’s going to be a big week for me.” The one certainty of cut day is many players will leave team headquarters left only to wonder what’s next. Jones, that second-year linebacker who lingered on the practice field Tuesday, understands the feeling well. The Broncos are his fourth NFL team over just 15 months in the league by way of Dallas, Los Angeles (Chargers) and Seattle. A bit of advice for those who receive bad news Saturday. “Don’t give up and don’t get down on yourself,” Jones said. “Obviously have your moment of being (upset). I got cut. I was mad for a day or two, then it was, ‘Alright, I’ve got to get back to work.’ If you made plays on defense or special teams, someone is watching out there on the other 31 teams. “You’ll find a spot somewhere.” Content pulled from Tribune News Service.

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CROSS COUNTRY

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In the lead up to the season, Colorado State Men’s Cross Country was ranked No. 9 according to the U.S. Track & Field and Cross Country Coaches’ Association Division 1 National Coaches’ Poll. Along with this impressive national accolade, the Rams’ preseason ranking checks them in at fourth in the Mountain region, with the top-ranked being 2017 National Champions, Northern Arizona. The team has recollected themselves after CSU graduate Jerrell Mock’s faltered finish at last year’s national championship. After their best national finish since 1978, the Art Siemer’s led team has instilled a culture of elite running at Colorado State with a trust in coaching, the team and their fitness at the forefront. This recent breakthrough for the program has not only enticed Colorado’s finest and the country’s best to join the nationally-ranked team, but has also begun to guide former Rams to begin their professional career in racing. 2018 graduates Mock and Grant Fischer have teamed up with coach Siemers to launch their professional careers in running, with the creation of a new Fort Collins club team called Siemers Dreamers. The team has only expanded on what current Rams and alumni are capable of. Although top-scoring athletes like Mock, Fisher and graduate student Wayde Hall are off the roster, the team still look to be in good position, being led by Cole Rockhold. With Siemers coaching at both a professional and collegiate level, there is no doubt that the Rams have room for improvement, and their secret weapon is Siemers’ exceptional coaching. The appreciation and grat-

itude shared among the team was the inspiration for the club team name as well as the brand name the cross country team has given themselves. “The whole team has put in the best summer training that we’ve ever had,” Siemers said. A specific focus on trust is what Siemers has begun to ingrain into the program. A belief in the athletes long hours of training and overall fitness is what can make a difference, according to Siemers. This specific style of coaching is what has brought so many newcomers to CSU. “The freshmen class is the best recruiting class we’ve ever had — the best CSU’s ever had,” Siemers said. Among this talented class is freshman Michael Mooney, one of the nation’s top recruits in not only cross country but soccer. Mooney was named 2017-18 Colorado Gatorade Player of the Year for his talents in soccer. Mooney is still adjusting to the higher level of training as he transitions from being both a soccer and cross country athlete. With the limited training for cross country that encompasses being a dual-sport athlete in high school, Mooney still led the country with a top time of 8:50.96 for the 3200. “I’m still getting adjusted to the training, but the guys on the team make it fun,” Mooney said. “And when I see myself up there with Cole (Rockhold) on some of the workouts, I know I’ve got to be doing something right. It’s pretty cool to be a part of this.” It is not unusual for freshman runners to redshirt their first year in collegiate programs because of the increase in mileage and intensity of training. However, if they are projected to score, Siemers predicts some newcomers may be able

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The Rocky Mountain Showdown isn’t really a rivalry Luke Zahlmann @lukezahlmann

The best part of the Rocky Mountain Showdown between Colorado State and the University of Colorado is the worldclass tailgating, considered the year’s top collegiate event in Colorado. The football on the field is much less appetizing. With an all-time record of 65-22-2 in favor of Colorado, is it really a rivalry? A rivalry is loosely defined as a “competition for the same objective or for superiority in the same field,” according to the Oxford Dictionary. Both CSU and CU are both competing for the same goal, a tally in the win column, and a step forward towards a successful season. The second part of the definition is where things get foggy for the Rams. Superiority in the same field favors the Buffaloes in the same way a big brother picks on his younger sibling. The Rams have been consistently bullied

in the rivalry and embarrassed in front of their largest crowds of each season, each game taking place at the 80,000-seat Mile High Stadium. The rivalry has not always been played in such a large venue, but the point remains. As the contract to play at the professional venue winds down, the games will begin to be played at each respective home stadium, creating a home-field advantage for the host each season as opposed to choosing an arbitrary home team each year at the neutral site. Despite the lopsided nature of the opening matchups all the way back in the 19th century, I will stick to just the examples present in the last 30 matchups, starting when the “rivalry” was resumed in 1983. In that span, the Rams have actually had moderate success, winning eight of the 30 matchups, a resounding record of 8-22. The score differential between the two teams is 866597 with the Buffs outscoring the Rams by nearly nine points per game. The rivalry in terms of record most relates to that of Louisiana State University

and the University of Tulane (69-22-7). Now when thinking of the LSU Tigers and Tulane, does anyone consider the matchup noteworthy? The Tigers are a renowned Southeastern Conference powerhouse, housing the likes of current NFL stars Odell Beckham Jr., Patrick Peterson and Leonard Fournette as well as Hall-of-Famer Y.A. Tittle in terms of legends. Though CU does not possess the same candor, the Buffs have housed much better teams year after year, with only the occasional contender from CSU. In the bigger picture, the game may turn into the coach-killing variety as Mike Bobo continues to rustle with the lack of success in rivalries. Though three bowl games is a boon for the program, the fanhood that believes in the competitiveness of the non-competitive rivalry may run the leader out of town. Losing Bobo for CSU would be a blow to the program as a whole. A steadying force, Bobo has put the Rams in the limelight, producing NFL talent

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occasionally, something that should be appreciated for an agricultural university. Unrealistic expectations of the team have given the program a bad rap in recent years as pundits around the program refuse to give the school a break for being a group-of-five program going against a power-five program with a talent deficiency to show for it. The days of the “rivalry” deserve to take a back seat. The games that should be the focus for the program and its fans are the Border War or Air Force, much more realistic

rivalries. Wasting time annually on a game that tips in favor of the Rams on very few occasions has lost value. The team needs to focus on playing the teams that steadily improve them, with an end goal of competing for a championship in their own conference. Until the Rams are able to make it to a power-five conference, which is a lofty goal, the rivalry against the team across the way needs to be put on hold. Luke Zahlmann can be reached at sports@collegian. com.

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CSU volleyball sweeps UNC despite early difficulties By Sergio Santistevan @TheRealsSergio

The Colorado State volleyball team went on the road for the first time this season and was tested by the University of University of Northern Colorado for much of the match. From the first whistle, UNC gave the Rams everything they could handle, but in the end, CSU swept UNC 3-0 (2624, 25-20, 25-16). Starting outside hitter, Olivia Nicholson, returned to the court for the Rams after missing the first two games due to injury. Coach Tom Hilbert says the whole team is better with Nicholson on the court because she can anticipate moves other players have a hard time seeing. “I was a little nervous, I’ll be honest,” Nicholson said. “But, once I get out there it’s just like a day at practice or another game. I’ve done this my whole life.” Coming into the matchup, the Bears and Rams had two common opponents in the University of Illinois and University of North Carolina-Wilmington and played those teams nearly identical in their respective matchups. To start off the opening, CSU went up early 2-0 but quickly saw their lead disappear as UNC went on a 3-0

run. With the help of Paulina Houggard-Jensen and Jessica Jackson, CSU jumped out to a 12-8 lead. After constant back and forth action, UNC called a timeout trailing 18-13. The timeout seemed to work in the Bears favor as they decreased the lead 23-21 and forced a CSU timeout. In the biggest call of the night, Tom Hilbert successfully challenged the referee’s decision with the scored knotted up at 23-23 to put the Rams up 2422. An attack error by UNC’s Kortney Lockey helped the Rams come out the first set victory 26-24. Errors stalked the Rams in the first set with a total of five service errors and seven attack errors, but three service aces contributed to the opening set victory for the Rams. “I think we started the match out with a little bit of jitters but this was really one of the better matches for serving for us this year,” Hilbert said. “As we settled down we maintained the streak that they were on.” In the second set, the Bears continued to give the Rams problems. In the early going, UNC went up 8-6, but that was the last time they held the lead in the set. The Rams surged on a 12-7 run to jump out 20-13. A kill by Breana Runnels ended the set 25-20. Runnels contributed heavily in the second set

Breanna Runnels hits against UNC Willmington. The Rams swept the Seahawks 3-0. PHOTO BY ASHLEY POTTS

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as the Rams started to click, totaling 16 total kills on a .316 hitting percentage in set two. “I think it was a collaboration, we need everybody on that team to make each player good,” Runnels said. “It was just a team effort. I think Katie (Oleksak) was putting the ball in a good location for me.” While the Rams controlled much of the third set, UNC kept things close throughout. The Bears tied the Rams up at six before CSU regained the lead for the remainder of the set. The Rams front attack

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in points, with Runnels leading the charge with 14.5 and Hougaard-Jensen with 14. CSU will be back in action Sept. 1 in Moby Arena against The University of Cincinnati at 11 am and Florida State University at 7:30 pm. to begin their three-game weekend tournament. Sergio Santistevan can be reached at sports@collegian. com.

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Cross country >> from page 15

another Mountain West title. Rockhold will be returning as a newly-minted cross country All-American with tunnel-vision moving forward into his final season as a Ram. “I want to be an All-American again,” Rockhold said. “Obviously we want to improve on our ranking and show that Colorado State is a top-five program.” Siemers went a step further regarding the team’s success. “Even without some of our stars, we have the confidence to compete with the best in the country,” Siemers said. The cross country team will begin their journey to the National Collegiate Athletic Association Cross Country Championships on Friday at the Wyoming Invitational. Michelle Gould can be reached at sports@collegian.com.

Coach Art Siemers (right) speaks with the mens and women’s cross country team before practice Monday afternoon in the Glenn Morris Field House. PHOTO COURTESY OF ELIOT FOUST

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NATIONAL

Eight notable shows to watch in September By Verne Gay Newsday

And just like that, September is nearly here along with dozens of new series. Where to begin? Well, here: I’ve selected eight notables, including the Emmy Awards, which will fall on a Monday this year. “Kidding” (Showtime, Sept. 9, 10 p.m.) In his first regular series gig since “In Living Color,” Jim Carrey is a Fred Rogers-like kids TV host with a loving heart and tenuous grasp of his sanity. Poor Mr. Pickles does eventually lose his mind. Along with the impressive cast _ Catherine Keener, Frank Langella and Judy Greer co-star _ there’s another bonus here: “Kidding” marks Carrey’s reunion with Oscar-winner Michel Gondry, who directs. The last time they worked together was on 2004’s “Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.” “The First” (Hulu, Sept. 14) Sean Penn’s first TV series _ and no, “Friends” does not count _ will fictionally take him to Mars, as a member of a team of astronauts. Besides Penn, the other big stars along for the interplanetary ride include Natascha McElhone and LisaGay Hamilton as crewmates. Hulu broke the bank on this project (a reported $55 million production budget) and got a major name to write it _ Beau Willimon (“House of Cards”). “70th Primetime Emmy Awards” (NBC, Sept. 17, 8 p.m.) What’s most intriguing are the hosts, “SNL’s” Michael

Che and Colin Jost, who promise a why-are-we-even-here? irreverence. In an interview with the Los Angeles Times, Jost said the Emmys are “focused on things that 99 percent of the country doesn’t care about.” Uh-huh. “Maniac” (Netflix, Sept. 21) Annie Landsberg (Emma Stone) and Owen Milgrim (Jonah Hill) are invited to a pharmaceutical trial. They have no idea what this is about, but _ what the heck! _ it offers a cure to (in her case) bad relationships and (in his) schizophrenia. A sinister trial doctor (Justin Theroux) promises no side effects. Right. This “Inception”-like mind-twister directed by Cary Fukunaga (“True Detective 1”) is also supposed to be a comedy. A dark one. “Magnum P.I.” (CBS, Sept. 24, 9 p.m.) Like CBS’ other action reboots (“MacGyver,” “Hawaii 5-0”) you can expect lots of bullets, bombs and explosions (poor Hawaii can’t catch a break). Your new Thomas Magnum is Jay Hernandez, who’s maybe best known from “Scandal,” while the new Higgins is a Juliet (Perdita Weeks, “Ready Player One”). “Manifest” (NBC, Sept. 24, 10 p.m.) NBC posted the first act of this newcomer on YouTube Tuesday _ an unusual move, but a shrewd one because it also generated what sneak peeks are supposed to: interest. A plane leaves Jamaica on April 7, 2013, then touches down in Newburgh on Nov. 4, 2018. Sure, history’s worst and longest flight,

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but also a mystery. What happened to the darn thing? After five years’ absence, no one on board has aged a day. But people on the ground have. “This Is Us” (NBC, Sept. 25, 9 p.m.) Now that we know how Jack (Milo Ventimiglia) died, how did he live? What _ specifically _ did he do in Vietnam, and how did that shape him? The third season promises a time-reversal back to the war, along with more questions, perhaps some answers: Who was Nicky, Jack’s

brother? (Michael Angarano, who played the son of Jack _ umm, yes, different Jack _ on “Will & Grace.”) Apparently Nicky died in Vietnam, but how? Were Jack and Nicky in the same unit, same battle? Oh, and what will happen to Beth (Susan Kelechi Watson), last heard saying, “I’m not ready to see her?” Who’s “her”? As usual, “Us” is all about the questions. “Murphy Brown” (CBS, Sept. 27, 9:30 p.m.) And speaking of questions, this

reboot begs ‘em. Much of the original cast returns, including Candice Bergen, without whom this series would never have been possible, then or now. But how will “Murphy” be updated, considering that the world of television news has undergone a revolution since this last aired back in 1997? Content pulled from Tribune News Service.

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What to do if you encounter this dangerous Colorado animal By Spencer McKee The Gazzette, Colorado Springs

One of the deadliest animals in Colorado, a rattlesnake bite can easily deliver enough venom to kill an adult human. The good news is that these snakes rarely attack people, more likely to strike when they feel threatened versus engaging in purely aggressive behavior. That being said, if you’re hiking on Colorado trails, it’s important to know how to identify a rattlesnake, what to do when you encounter them, and what happens next if a bite occurs. There are two types of rattlesnakes in Colorado, a western rattlesnake and the massasauga. The easiest way to identify both compared to other snake species is by the tell-tale rattler on their tail. The Western Rattler is the larger of the two species, sometimes exceeding 3.5 feet in length. Full-grown massasauga are generally closer to two feet long.

Rattlesnakes tend to hide, whether it’s beneath a rock or in the midst of overgrowth. Generally, if you stick to the trail, you won’t see them, especially with their effective camouflaging. This means that it’s important to watch your step while you’re out exploring, as stomping on a rattlesnake will quickly turn a generally timid creature into something much more aggressive. If you do happen to spot a rattlesnake while you’re on the trail, keep in mind that they probably don’t want much to do with you. If you let them be and keep moving, you can avoid most worst-case scenarios. However, if the snake you see coils, beware. This is their striking pose. Immediately step back at least several feet from where you came from and avoid the snake altogether. Dog owners _ rattlesnakes are one reason why it is important to follow all posted leash laws and to keep your canines under your close watch while in nature. If a dog wanders off the trail and en-

counters a snake, the snake will likely become defensive due to similarities between a dog and predators like coyotes and foxes. If a rattlesnake bites you, the first thing to do is avoid panic. It’s a scary situation and you’ll need medical attention immediately, but speeding up your heart rate is a good way to spread the venom quickly. Don’t try remedies you’ve heard like sucking the venom out. This wastes time and the only true solution is use of anti-venom. If you get bitten, start walking back to your car and call ahead to the nearest medical facility to let them know they’ve got a snake bite victim on the way. This will help them determine if they’ll be able to treat you ahead of time and it will help them prepare for your arrival so that the process is expedited. Content pulled from Tribune News Service. COLLEGIAN FILE PHOTO

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COLLEGIAN ARCHIVES

Alternative ways to throw shade at the Showdown By Miranda Moses @mirandasrad

Editor’s note: This article was originally published on Sept.1 , 2016 With The Rocky Mountain Showdown quickly approaching, Colorado State University pride is progressively becoming infectious across campus, which is causing students to become aggressively pumped about the CSU vs. University of Colorado Boulder rivalry. With tensions running high at the game, students from both schools will not be shy about tossing around a few insults. While the usual go to is the “F*CK CU” chant, here is an alternative list of insults to throw in a buff ’s way written by a girl with the mind of an eight year old: 1. “The Buff.” If anyone decides to come at you sideways during the game saying something about how Rams are weak, simply say, “Yeah? Well at least we actually are buff!” This insult works best if you flex your muscles or pretend to drop an invisible microphone. 2. “Cut It.” For some reason, a lot of Boulder kids are convinced that the only reason CSU students go to CSU is because they didn’t get in to CU. In reality, a lot of CSU students were accepted to CU. They just decided not to go there, or a lot of the times couldn’t afford to go because CU is notorious for not giving out financial aid. If a buff tries to diss you this way, simply start singing O.T. Genasis’s “Cut It” and replace the word “price” with “tuition.” If you dance too, not only will this confuse the buff, but they will also become stunned upon being reminded just how much student debt they inevitably will be in. 3. “We Got In.” This is the another good response to a buff ’s accusation that CSU students couldn’t get in to CU. If someone tries to throw that kind of shade, reply, “I did get in, I just knew CSU was better. I’m surprised you got in though, because Rams actually know more numbers than four and 20.” 4. “Sko?” No one can ever explain to me where this word came from or why it’s used. Every time someone yells this, you can always remind them that it is not a word and sounds dumb, or you can loudly announce to the person next to you, “Wow! You would think that with all the money their paying to go to school they would know how to spell the word go correctly.” 5. “South Park.” It’s always good to remind the buffs that South Park is on our side. There is literally an episode where the characters use the term “dirty hippies” and feature a car with a CU bumper sticker on it. 6. “Deceased Cam.” In 2015 on the day of The

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Rocky Mountain Showdown, our beloved CAM the Ram (R.I.P.) died tragically of natural causes. Buffs held up offensive signs during the game poking fun at this loss, and it is likely they will stoop to this level again. If a Boulder hippy tries to refer back to this, look them straight in the eye and say, “Cam may have died for our sins, but Ralphies have died for our burgers.” Then mime yourself taking a giant bite out of a buff burger while maintaining eye contact.

7. “My G.P.A.” This is another diss that you can use if a Boulder hippy decides to question CSU students’ education and intellect. If a CSU student starts up this kind of conversation, remind them, “At least my G.P.A. is as high as you are.” Feel free to drop another invisible imaginary microphone, and maybe have a bunch of your friends jump around and scream “OOOOH” behind you. 8. “We Got Emojis.”

If you happen to be friends with a CU student and have their phone number, instead of sending them nasty words, just spam them by sending a bunch of ram emojis (there’s two to choose from) and remind them that there is not a buffalo emoji to retaliate with. Better yet, make them apart of a group chat with a bunch of your most persistent CSU friends and send them emoji after emoji after emoji. 9. “Just Look at Us.”

For some reason, CU buffs tend to run out of ideas for disses and start making things up. A common thing shouted during game day is that the girls that attend CSU are not attractive, which is just silly. If a CU student gives up and uses this approach, if you are a CSU lady, simply point at your face. This alone will prove them wrong and make them feel dumb for even suggesting that that would be true. Miranda Moses can be reached at entertainment@collegian.com.

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Unique mobile boutique rides into Fort Collins By Lauryn Bolz @laurynbolz

With all the boutiques in Fort Collins, there is one that stands out for its unique location, or rather, locations. Wild Rose & Co started out as a small idea and has quickly become a staple of the Fort Collins boutique community, with a special emphasis on self-care and the concept of home. Ali Rose stumbled across a unique opportunity to build Old Town’s first mobile wellness and home goods store when she drove past the home of Fort Collins resident Bob Dickinson, who builds food trucks. “I drove by his house and saw the truck in his driveway and left a note in his mailbox,” Rose said. Rose and Dickinson built the van from the bottom-up,

gutting it, cleaning it, and styling it themselves. The hands-on process allowed Rose to form every aspect of the van with her personal touch. The sleek, minimalist design of the van is luxurious without losing a sense of warmth and well-being. The shelves are stocked with a diverse inventory that promotes local artists and creative spirits as well as a sense of self-love. Small plants, soothing essential oils and local art create a lovely, welcoming space with a classic Fort Collins touch. Rose’s dedication to wellness culture and self-care inspired her to curate her van as a kind of haven for people who need to escape their daily hustle and take a moment to relax. Although Rose sells products that create a sense of permanency, her van adds an element of freedom that is not found in a stationary place.

Rose said she wanted to be mobile because she didn’t quite know where she’d end up. Rose and her van can be found attending Fort Collins-based festivals like the New West Fest and the Brewer’s Fest, or set up in various places around Old Town. Depending on the day of the week, she is stationed at Wolverine Farm, next to Walnut Creek, or other various parks. Her specific daily locations can be found on her website. She also posts updates about her store and locations on her growing Instagram page. “Wherever I end up, I just want to bring the community together.,” Rose said. “I want to create a beautiful welcoming space for people to come in and feel good, with products I love.” Lauryn Bolz can be reached at entertainment@collegian. com.

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(08/30/18). Share information, resources and support to grow this year. Learn new tricks through exploration. A group project dominates this summer before work and health require attention, inspiring dreams and visions. Winter brings love and fun. Talk about your passions. To get the advantage, check the day’s rating: 10 is the easiest day, 0 the most challenging. ARIES (March 21-April 19) — 8 — Focus to grow family account balances. Your head is full of ways to make money. Don’t charge forward blindly. Adapt to a surprise. TAURUS (April 20-May 20) — 9 — You’re more confident and powerful today and tomorrow. Take advantage of good news. Keep your word; above that, stay true to yourself. GEMINI (May 21-June 20) — 6 —Take time to embrace recent changes. Rest, and soak in peaceful contemplation. Consider unusual ideas and possibilities. Ponder dreams and visions. CANCER (June 21-July 22) — 8 — Your team gets a surprise. Connect to assess impacts. Find out what’s up and what’s needed. Keep your cool, and carry on. Do your part. LEO (July 23-Aug. 22) — 8 — Things could get chaotic at work. Stay flexible to deal with unscheduled interruptions. Expect a test.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) — 8 — Classes, seminars and workshops provide satisfying results. Research and study for valuable new skills. Find tricks to adapt to recent changes. Imagination pays. LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) — 8 — Resist the temptation to throw your money around. Stick to practical priorities. A windfall could fill your baskets. Harvest what you can. SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) — 8 — Surprise your partner by doing all that stuff you said you would, on time or early. You’re making a good impression. SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) — 7 — Guard and monitor your energy. Build it with exercise, rest and good food. Try not to break anything. Adapt to changing circumstances. CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) — 7 — Relax with people you love. Savor simple moments together. Make an amazing discovery. Show your true feelings. AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) — 6 — Domestic disruptions grab your attention. Stick close to home, and monitor the situation. Shop carefully. Unscheduled changes offer hidden opportunities. Watch for them. PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20) — 7 — Hold your temper. Avoid passionate outbursts. Do your detective work. Discover a valuable puzzle piece. Put the story together bit by bit.

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Thursday, August 30, 2018

Sudoku

Los Angeles Times Daily Crossword Puzzle

Across 1 Sickly complexion 7 Eugene of “American Pie” movies 11 Grand Canyon hrs. 14 Current unit 15 Finnish telecom giant 16 Something to slip on? 17 Fabricated “Murphy Brown” star? 19 Omega-3 source 20 Ongoing 21 It can get you down 23 Fabricated “Help!” star? 26 Scents 27 Coalition creators 28 Olympians using boards 30 Often-injured knee ligament, for short 31 Illinois River city 33 Clergy ... and four answers in this puzzle? 41 Fragrant blooms 42 MLB scoreboard letters 43 Metallic sounds 45 Like some relations 49 Language student’s challenge 50 Fabricated “Girls” star? 52 Knocks their socks off 54 Soccer star Messi

half its name 28 “Shoulda thought of that!” 29 Slight reaction? 31 One-striper: Abbr. 32 “The X-Files” subjects 34 Thinks ahead 35 Something to slip on 36 Large deer 37 Allied gp. since 1948 38 “Are you out __?” 39 Drunken noodles cuisine 40 Nautical wheel Rocky Mt. Collegian 8/29/18 Sudoku 43 Duplicates 44 Billy McBride on “Goliath,” e.g. 45 Smooch in a lift 46 Prove successful To solve the Sudoku puzzle, each row, column and 47 Carol box must containbeginning the numbers 1 to 9. 48 Rat out 49 Clinic supply Writer Mario Vargas __ 750 8 6 51 A, to Merkel1 __ liquor 9 53 2 57 “Round __ virgin ... “ Pub initials 258 5 9 3 59 Diarist Anaïs 60 Noir pistol 55 Whichever 56 Fabricated “La La Land” star? 61 Urban center? 62 “Your game” 63 Paradise 64 Old union member: Abbr. 6 65 Sicilian volcano 2 66 Studio dweller Down 1 __-Man 2 Q&A session on Reddit 3 Clinic worker: Abbr. 4 Eastern Mediterranean region 5 Expert in futures? 6 Mix again 7 Frequent Mastroianni co-star 8 Ticker tape, briefly? 9 Goes (for) 10 Grammy-winning satirical artist Al 11 Magnet for a narcissist 12 Searches high and low 13 Winter temp range 15 Campbell of “House of Cards” 18 Storage spots 22 Noble objective 23 Checkers move 24 Whenever 25 City whose state’s postal code is

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To solve the Sudoku puzzle, each row, column and Collegian.com box must contain the numbers 1 to 9.

3 7 5 4

5 6 1 PuzzleJunction.com

6 9 3

7 5

2 3 5

8 6

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9 6 1 9 5

Sudoku Solution Sudoku Solution

Yesterday’s solution

5 9 4 1 7 3 8 6 2

7 1 2 6 9 8 5 3 4

3 8 6 2 5 4 9 1 7

2 6 5 7 4 1 3 8 9

1 3 9 8 2 5 7 4 6

4 7 8 9 3 6 2 5 1

9 4 1 3 8 2 6 7 5

8 5 7 4 6 9 1 2 3

6 2 3 5 1 7 4 9 8

3 9 7 5 4 2 8 6 1

6 2 4 8 1 9 3 7 5

8 5 1 7 6 3 9 4 2

5 6 3 4 9 7 2 1 8

1 7 2 3 5 8 6 9 4

9 4 8 6 2 1 7 5 3

7 1 6 2 3 4 5 8 9

4 3 5 9 8 6 1 2 7

2 8 9 1 7 5 4 3 6

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