Rogue
Volume XIII, Issue II
News October 23, 2019
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by Cammie Pescetti
few weeks ago, students were asked to vote York and just the theme reminds me of sewer on four homecoming themes, three of rats. When I was three I got chased by a rat out them being the classics like Black and White, of the subway and that fear has haunted me my Bubbles and Hoedown. But the fourth choice, entire life so for the theme to be Party in the Party in the Sewer, had a much stronger re- Sewer, all I can think about is that sewer rat. [I] sponse. The halls were enveloped with students Love Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles though.” talking of this crazy, out of the ordinary theme. Regarding the controversy surrounding his It won in a landslide, and anyone who dared idea, Parowski being the accepting guy he is, not to vote for it was bombarded with ques- said, “Normally we come up with a neutral tions like “How could you?” and comments like theme because if people don’t like it then “It was by far the best theme.” All of this started well no one has really disliked any of the past with Tali Parowski, a senior in leadership here themes - but a lot of the people who haven’t at Ashland High School. Parowski explained, gone to dances in the past are really excited to “At winter formal last year, with go. I think there’s a lot of new the jungle theme - I loved it so and it’s a really distinct “I WANTED energy much. I was like Jungle 2.0? But theme so people can really get LIVE RATS, no one wanted Jungle 2.0, and into it.” And he’s not the only I was like what else would I reone who thinks so, Lilli Morrish, HOWEVER, ally like to see, and it just came this year’s Senior class president, to me! You know? Party in the commented, “I’m importing, like, WE WERE Sewer! I talked to people and kids from different schools TOLD EARLY four they loved it right away.” And who just want to go to Sewer he was right, all anyone heard ON THAT LIVE homecoming.” In spite of the few for a week after the theme had contrasting opinions, the majorbeen announced was talk about RATS WERE A ity seemed thrilled about this how excited everyone was beyear’s ingenious theme. ‘SAFETY cause no one could’ve come A few days went by and kids HAZARD.’’’ up with a theme that creative. started to circulate their ideas on Trinity Rutter and Novia Wetwhat they were planning to wear, zel, enthusiastically voted for Party in the Sewer with everything from trash bags to rat earrings. without hesitation. Rutter exclaimed, “I thought The real stars of the dance were the decorait would be absolutely hilarious and I love Teen- tions and projectors playing Teenage Mutant age Mutant Ninja Turtles.” When asked if she Ninja Turtles, since no one really dressed acvoted for it, Wetzel without a pause, responded, cordingly. Initially, Parowski seemed entirely “Hell yeah I did. It’s very creative and I think it’s unsure of how leadership would animate his going to be very cool!” idea. Post homecoming, Parowski explained, “I Still, after the initial loud positivity for the wanted live rats, however, we were told early on theme, an opposing side emerged, that wasn’t that live rats were a ‘safety hazard.’ But besides all for it. Former New Yorker, that, I would say people were quick on their Zakiyah Clark, feet when they were given the task to decorate spoke coura- for this dance.” Although Parowski had to settle geously, “I for no live rats, universally everyone undeniably was born and enjoyed the vivacious décor leadership had to raised in New offer for Party in the Sewer.
P2/3 Evolving Campus P4. Soccer and Juul P5. Halloween Myths P6/7. Haunted History P8. DIY Halloween P9. Student Features P10. Climate Walkout P11. Environments Near/Far P12. Horrorscopes
Parking Pandemonium AHS staff is cracking down on student parking with limited passes, painted parking spots, and the dreaded boot.
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Haunted History
Spooks, haunts, and unsolved murders. Haunted History delves into the dark past of Ashland and its lingering spirits.
see pages 6-7
Climate Walkout Following in the steps of climate activist worldwide, students at AHS walk out to raise awareness and protest climate change. Read about the walkout, as well as teachers’ opposing views on UNX Absences.
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Horrorscopes
Which spooky Halloween monster are you based on your zodiac sign? Find out and read what this haunting month has in store for you in this edition’s Horrorscope.
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art by Isabela Martinez Moore