November 2018

Rogue

Volume XII, Issue III

A simply staged yet complex analysis of an all female basketball team stepping into power

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P2. Too Early For Holiday Music?

P3. History of Thanksgiving P4. J and J’s Fall Reviews P5. Sibling Features P6. An Investigation into Juuling P7. National State of Juuling P8. More than a Mass Shooting P9. The Fast Fashion Problem P10. Mental Health, What Works?

P10. Depression, Asking for Help P11. EJ Holland Breaking Records P12. Gordoscope and Groovy Grace

by Zeleyha Mata

Left to right is Allie Poole, Anabella Ross, Elena Schmeling. Center is Samara French reading out sexist reviews written by the men’s team. Photo by Zeleyha Mata.

“THE SEEMINGLY PRUDISH CHARACTER OF CHARLENE WINS THE HEART OF THE AUDIENCE AS HER UNDENIABLY EMPATHY-INDUCING HUMAN FLAWS ARE SLOWLY REVEALED” es to pull off an impressive amount of energetic lines and expressions without looking absurd. Next, playing the humble Wilma, sophomore Allie Poole does an excellent job showing her character torn over being the chosen favorite despite the others’ greatest efforts. Portrayed skillfully by junior Carmen Kerr, the seemingly prudish character of Charlene wins the heart of the audience as her undeniably empathy-inducing human flaws are slowly revealed. The wonderfully talented senior Nicky Clary is the singular male actor who portrays team leader Cassius. Through Clary’s remarkable acting, Cassius’s antagonistic character comes alive with condescending lines like “let’s see some smiles,” along with body language that subtly yet effectively illustrates his perceived

November 19, 2018

In This Edition:

Stars In the Making

f a friend invited me to see a play saying that it was about a basketball team, I would have likely replied with a “sorry I’m busy,” and spent the night relaxing as usual. But, without much choice in the matter as the reviewer, I decided to give this team a shot. Celebrating our 25th anniversary of OSF partnership, AHS’s theater opened “Shooting Stars” on November 1, directed by the charming OSF actor Barret O’Brien and writer Molly Newman.

With its witty humor and contagious enthusiasm, “Shooting Stars” brings to life the story of the first all-female American basketball team in 1962 and their rise to fame.

The team is faced with an ultimatum: challenge the patriarchy head on or give up on their dreams and settle for an ordinary life.

Through their bond and determination, these women demonstrate what it really means to “play like a girl.”

Opening with a spark, freshman Brooklyn Williams plays the spunky Butch and instantly engages the audience rambling out a story about a man and his catchphrase “I know everybody and everybody knows me.”

As the characters are introduced, they interact in a dynamic reminiscent of ping pong balls (or rather basketballs) knocking into each other. Often instigating this dynamic is sophomore Samara French, (playing the sassy and strong willed Shelby) who manag-

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dominance over the women, both of which made everyone in the audience squirm a bit in their seats. Supporting roles (along with Butch and Shelby) are sophomores Annabella Ross as the independent Gay, Kylah Ward as the “mom of the group,” Birdie, and junior Elena Schmeling whose personality shines through her sweet and indecisive character Tammy.

Being that “Shooting Stars” is set solely in a locker-room, I was surprised that the scene didn’t bore me to death. Expertly designed by OSF’s Richard L. Hay, the genuine layout and random display of personal belongings allows the audience to feel like they are watching the private inner workings of a women’s locker room (non-creepily) while also being excluded from memories and inside secrets that have taken place there.

Thanks to Bart Grady’s expertise in lighting, the set’s warm glow enhances the characters’ soft yet striking appearances and creates a vibe like that of a 1960s film. Props such as Twinkies, clapping monkeys, and Christmas trees wrapped in toilet paper are both engaging to the audience and realistic. Cast members were dressed in splendid 1960s attire (courtesy of OSF costume designers Emily Ehrlich Inget and Cherelle Guyton) and complemented with makeup which enhanced their natural beauty.

Judging from the numerous pauses for laughter, whoops, and ending with a standing ovation, it’s safe to say that viewers thoroughly enjoyed this heartwarming play. Through the combination of seasoned actors interacting with newcomers, well paid-off risks with choosing a single set design and the overarching theme of women stepping into their power, I give “Shooting Stars” an overall score of 4/5 stars. Walking away, I am pleased to say that my preconceived judgment suffered a sore loss against these stars in the making.

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Autumnal Dudes Jared and Jude review all sorts of fall activities- including Ralph Breaks the Internet, Despacito, and pumpkin spice! Find out their opinions on all things autumn.

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The JUUL Issue Have you ever wondered how juuling became so popular among teenagers? Learn about the history of juuling, and what people think about them in this article.

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Black Friday Discover the history of Black Friday, and the effects it has on people and the environment.

Esha and Irene, who have never experienced Thanksgiving, share their opinions in these pieces.

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Dealing with Depression Depression is a serious and common mental health issue. An AHS student and local psychotherapist share their insight.

Wreck the Halls!

Thanksgiving Anthem

by Bridget Burr

Picture this: you hop into your car and turn on the radio. “Next, all your favorite Christmas classics.” The cheerful tune of Jingle Bells starts playing. What the heck? It’s the day after Halloween, and they’re already playing Christmas music!

We already know that the holidays are coming up; I don’t need the radio to tell me. Every year we’re bombarded with overly cheerful generic holiday ads and parents’ incessant demands to know what we want for Christmas (even though they know that all we want is cold hard cash). As if we need any more holiday spirit.

Do you want Christmas music stuck in your head the day after Halloween? No? Me neither. Fall is about filling your house with the delicious smell of your mediocre pumpkin spice baking. It is about curling up in your bed to watch Netflix (preferably with hot cocoa and a cat). Why ruin this cozy fall feeling with Christmas music, reminding you of all the gifts you need to buy? Not to mention stressing about the disagreeable family members you’re going to fake your love for on December 25. Do some people think listening to Mariah Carey’s “All I Want for Christmas Is You” in October will make Christmas arrive sooner? Because I really hate to break it to you…. It won’t.

What it does do is drive people absolutely crazy. Can you imagine working in a department store while listening to Jingle Bells for TEN HOURS? A month before Christmas even happens? Have some sympathy. Please.

I’m not the Grinch, I swear. I love the Holidays! I just think we need to start playing holiday music later, so we can thoroughly enjoy fall while it’s here, and not hate holiday music by the time the season rolls around.

It is in this hour of holiday spirit that I give to you this song of thankfulness.

May it help you through the long family gatherings and the food comas.

by Alex Brehmer

Never Too Early to Deck the Halls

by Grace Johnson Bear with me here, but autumn means nothing to me.

Is that a little harsh? Maybe… but in my eyes, it is simply the last season before it’s considered “appropriate” to bump Mele Kalikimaka and bake something that’s not overlysweet-pumpkin flavor. Imagine yourself all snuggled up in bed, warm peppermint scented candles are lit, and you’re snacking on gingerbread cookies. Earlier that day you drove to Target, walked through those magical red automatic doors and were instantly hit with childhood nostalgia of tinsel and jingle bells. You envision the fake pine trees glowing with built in lights and the giant candy canes that you never end up finishing, despite your best efforts. Is it the holiday season? Not quite! But does that stop you from blasting “Last Christmas” by Wham! in the middle of November?

Not quite!

Who’s to say that festive music has a specific timeframe?

I say sing along loudly and proudly. You might get some glares from the other people around you but remind them that the Twelve Days of Christmas extend beyond just those few days. The holiday season year after year reigns supreme over all other seasons, and I have absolutely no problem recreating it by turning up the A/C in my house and pretending it’s the dead of winter in July. It’s the coziest time of year, it’s about putting on your thickest socks, wearing your warmest sweater, and softest scarf. It’s also about putting on your best noise-canceling headphones to drown out the chaos of your younger cousins. Why not relax and browse Spotify’s festive playlist section? It’s already up and easy to find.

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Art by Liam Pettee

Alternate View on Thanksgiving

An Interview with Malia Rodriguez

by Ayla Foust

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s Thanksgiving approaches, America is preparing with turkeys, trips and traditions.

However there is more to the Thanksgiving story that is often overlooked. Some schools have been known to teach students the tall-tale version of the Thanksgiving story. With an inaccurate story presented in some schools, it is important to create room for more discussion or an additional perspective. Malia Rodriguez, a junior at Ashland High School, is a part of the Yaqui tribe of the U.S-Mexico border and participates in traditions from both the Lakota and Navajo tribes. Growing up with indigenous roots, she was presented with her ancestral truth through stories, traditions and long talks with her family members. With this brings the opportunity to rewrite the story and inform others on how they should be celebrating Thanksgiving.

When talking about Thanksgiving, Rodriguez sees a lack of honesty in the history, but also an opportunity to explain her perspective. “I think there is a misunderstanding around the day, and while some aspects are true, the history books tore out vital pieces of information.” She also believes that its okay for the youth to know that not everything our country did in the past was perfect. Without acknowledging the mistakes our country has made, it is unlikely to improve or change. Knowing the truth helps us understand why we should celebrate differently. “I feel this holiday is more about how the pilgrims and natives could coexist when in reality it was the natives who helped the

settlers only to be brutalized later,” says Rodriguez. Keeping this side of the story in mind and acknowledging it throughout the holiday season is the first step.

Like most on Thanksgiving, Rodriguez still spends the day with her family. They choose to eat turkey and have a feast, but her family doesn’t forget the genocide and devastation her ancestors experienced during these times. Rodriguez and her family pray for the past generations and give thanks for the progression Native Americans have seen since then. She feels this day is commonly thought of and nationally celebrated as a day of peace, while in her heart she sees its history is rooted in greed and power and cruelty. “It is a way of keeping a connection and stabilizing our resilience.” Thanksgiving can be a day of humbling yourself instead of celebrating a falsely presented story.

Rodriguez knows how important traditions are and doesn’t believe they should change, but would like for more families to recognize what this day means for her. “I believe how the day is celebrated is wonderful, I just wish there could be a better understanding about what they are truly representing.” Rodriguez also believes it is possible to celebrate both the indigenous and European side of Thanksgiving because she feels they don’t need to be seperate. As long as the story is told from all parties’ perspectives and we choose to celebrate both the indigenous as well as the Europeans in this story, Thanksgiving can still be spent around the table with friends and family. art by Charlotte Julian and photo by Ayla Foust

Will the Real Thanksgiving Please Stand Up?

by Novia Wetzel

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hanksgiving — A cheerful holiday where family members all crowd around the dinner table and try not to kill each other over political drama while stuffing themselves silly with turkey meat. Thanksgiving wasn’t always like this. The holiday has a long history of rather iffy origins.

Many historians still contend the details and nobody really knows when the very first Thanksgiving happened, but the Plymouth Thanksgiving is commonly thought to be the first.

The Plymouth celebration occurred in 1621 when the pilgrims had their first corn harvest with much success, thanks to the help of Squanto, a member of the Pawtuxet tribe. The governor of Plymouth, William Bradford, invited the Wampanoag chief, Massasoit, along with their other allies. The celebration lasted three days and the menu did not include pies or cakes, but it most likely included deer and wild bird meat.

However, the alliance between the Plymouth pilgrims and the Wampanoag would become strained overtime, and quickly fall apart once Massasoit’s son had taken over as chief.

Some have claimed that the original thanks-

giving celebration predates Plymouth. The National Parks Service (NPS) claims that on September 8, 1565, decades before Plymouth, the 800 settlers of the St. Augustine settlement were the first people to celebrate Thanksgiving in America. The settlers celebrated Thanksgiving with the native Seloy people. According to the NPS, the meal may have consisted of stew, red wine, seafood, squash and turkey.

Another possible beginning of the celebration is the thanksgiving celebration of May 1637.

John Winthrop, the Massachusetts colony governor, had declared that the colony celebrate a day of thanksgiving in honor of the colonial soldiers who had slaughtered hundreds of the Pequot people, ending their three year war against the tribe. This day is still remembered, but not as a day of festivities. Now, it is remembered as a Day of Mourning by the United American Indians of New England. The United American Indians mourn at the feet of a statue of Massasoit on Cole’s Hill, Plymouth Rock.

But why do we only know Plymouth as the first Thanksgiving when there are so many oth-

er celebrations that occurred earlier or closer to Plymouth? Well, we have President Abraham Lincoln to thank for that. After a famed writer of her time, Sarah Josepha Hale, wrote to several government officials and wrote several articles requesting to make Thanksgiving a national holiday, Lincoln made Thanksgiving the last Thursday of every November.

This Thanksgiving date was used until 1939, when President Franklin D. Roosevelt moved the holiday up by one week in an attempt to spur retail sales in the midst of the Great Depression. The change sparked outrage which eventually caused Roosevelt to unwillingly sign a bill in 1941, making Thanksgiving fall on the last Thursday of November once more.

There’s a lot of history behind this beloved holiday, more than kindergarten hand turkeys and pumpkin pies. Underneath the jolly Macy’s parades and the family slogans, you will find conflict, politics, and the exploitation of indigenous people.

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COMMUNITY

Jared and Jude: Autumnal Dudes

Your comprehensive, all inclusive guide to the fall of 2018 Fall—the season of kings. Who doesn’t love the leaves changing colors, warm blankets, nighttime seeming to start at 3pm and a constant dampness. It truly is a magical season of intrigue and wonder. That is why we at the Jared and Jude headquarters, residing in room 202, are

providing you with an in-depth comprehensive review of fall, including its many seasonal activities such as reading, incontrovertible controversy about a seemingly innocent film, songs and a little pumpkin spice.

A Controversial Take on a Sensitive Subject Satirical review by Jared Stamper

“Ralph Breaks the Internet.” Although this movie detail about what happens there, we can make an is yet to be released, its message and plot scare inference that since authorities of some sort are me. Imagine you’re a kid, 12 years young. You following them here, that they must have broken and your gang of friends are about to go see this something. Is there a bigger symbol of capitalism wicked cool film about a video game than Disney? If you haven’t put it tocharacter named Ralph. You get into gether yet, Ralph is breaking the largthe theater and start watching Rus- “Its est American symbol of capitalism sian propaganda, set out to brainwash message there is, and no one is batting an eye. you and your friends. To do what, you and plot Keep your kids out of these commie may ask? That’s the easiest thing to figbrainwashing facilities. This is brainure out: to break the internet. We can scare damaging propaganda. It is harmful assume that wherever Ralph travels me.” to the American way, the American within the internet he breaks the area. dream, and America itself. Disney are Well get this: we know from the trailer that he a bunch of of Commies, Ralph is a Commie. Let visits the Disney website. While they don’t go into us not fall to these dissidents.

The Jam to End All Jams

Pumpkin Spice Everything

What makes a fall song? We genuinely don’t know.

There are songs about fall and stuff but we don’t care about those to be honest. As soon as Thanksgiving hits it’s like a switch flips in every department store, changing the music in every BiMart to Michael Bublé. That’s why we want to warm you up, like a fire, to the coming tides of Bublé with his hit “When I Fall in Love” which is only a fall song because it has “Fall” in the title. I don’t even know if the song is good. I haven’t listened to it.

Pumpkin spice roll, pumpkin spice bread, pumpkin spice cookie, pumpkin spice cake, pumpkin spice truffles, pumpkin spice muffins, pumpkin spice latte, pumpkin spice squares, pumpkin spice whoopies, pumpkin spice syrup, pumpkin spice cupcakes, pumpkin spice snickerdoodles, pumpkin spice bagels, pumpkin spice bars, pumpkin spice yogurt pretzels, pumpkin spice smoothies, pumpkin spice Cheerios, pumpkin spice soft caramels, pumpkin spice protein powder, pumpkin spice dog treats, pumpkin spice Oreos, pumpkin spice blended greek yogurt, pumpkin spice Jell-O pudding, pumpkin spice milk chocolate truffles, pumpkin spice caramel corn, pumpkin spice kombucha, pumpkin spice Quaker Instant Oatmeal, pumpkin spice cream cheese, pumpkin spice rum and coffee liqueur, pumpkin spice coffee creamer, pumpkin spice marshmallows, pumpkin spice almonds, pumpkin spice bagels, pumpkin spice coconut milk, pumpkin spice popcorn, pumpkin spice cinnamon rolls, pumpkin spice Frosted Mini-Wheats, pumpkin spice Peeps, pumpkin spice kettle corn, pumpkin spice cookie dough, pumpkin spice moonshine, pumpkin pie Pop-Tarts, pumpkin spice mild Caribbean-style salsa, pumpkin spice burrito, pumpkin spice Milano cookies. Need we say more?

Jude asks: fall music exists?

One Hungry Boi

Jared recounts an epic tale

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art by Alex Bremmer

The internationally acclaimed “Very Hungry Caterpillar” by Eric Carle is the perfect read for the fall. It is a coming of age story, which also fits in well with the theme of fall. This is shown throughout the book based on the fact that there are plenty of multi-color leaves, and an extreme bounty of food commonly seen in fall. It is truly a fantastic story of maturing into adulthood. You can see the main character, who is nameless throughout the book, go through the stages of grief, youth, and aging all through this epic saga of personal growth, a story, meant for the ages.

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STUDENT FEATURES

SIBLING STUDENT FEATURES Did you know there are multiple triple student siblings?

From nursery rhymes to Shakespearean plays, the “rule of three” (in latin- “omne trium perfectum”) has always suggested that things that come in threes are of inherently marvelous quality. This rule makes no exception for siblings, as illustrated by the Mesco and Westrick families.

Photos by Caden Young

Westricks

by Bailey Mustard

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igh school is four years of new experiences being thrust upon you while you try to find yourself.

For the Westricks, three siblings who attend Ashland High school, they’re struggling together. Alex Westrick, a senior, is the oldest of the bunch.

She partakes in swimming and water polo, as well as many AP classes.

Eli Westrick, a junior, is the middle child. Eli exceeds in baseball and school, and enjoys showing off his skills in the kitchen for family dinners (pasta is the favorite). Lastly, Ninth-grader, Sam Westrick, is the youngest, which is how she earned the nickname “Mini-Westrick” from her siblings’ friends.

Throughout their interview, these siblings could not contain their bursts of laughter. From teasing, to secret handshakes, to nicknames, these sibs show their closeness, as well as their familiarity with one another. Sam laughs, “Sometimes Alex will see me in the hallway, call me a name, and then walk away. It’s just how we work I guess.” While they do argue, like all siblings, Alex says, “We actually get along really well, even though we don’t see each other a lot during school. Most of the time I don’t even recognize Eli on the quad.” More laughter escapes and Eli chimes in, “Yeah, we all do our own things, so at the end of the day

The Westricks take on AHS together

we like to spend time with each other.” When asked what they do, they shrug in unison, “Not much. Most of the time I just come into their rooms and bug them for a while,” Alex jokes.

Between the three of them, there are also some conveniences to attending the same school. They can commute in Alex’s car, share textbooks for classes, and help each other with homework. “It’s definitely helpfully having the same classes as Alex. We can study for tests together and work together on homework”, says Eli. They admit that sharing notes and study tips with one another is one of the best perks. As for Sam, her older siblings have already taken the classes she’s taking, so it makes helping her a breeze for Eli and Alex.

Overall the Westricks are a closeknit bunch who share their love for one another in many ways. From late night movies, to dinners and long talks, these siblings make it clear that no matter what, they will always stay in touch. They say that even though geographically they won’t stay together after high school, they know that they’ll find ways to stay close. As the interview concluded and the trio headed back to class, their laughter continued to echo through the halls.

Mescos

by Allie Poole

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Meet the Mescos, a friendly family new to AHS

rom nursery rhymes to Shakespearean plays, the “rule of three” (in latin- “omne trium perfectum”) has always suggested that things that come in threes are of inherently marvelous quality. This rule makes no exception for siblings, as illustrated by the Mesco family.

Mikhal, Mak and Aisha, all one year apart and new to Ashland High School this year, have adjusted wonderfully from being homeschooled in L.A. to attending a public school in Ashland. The transition was “surprisingly easy,” says Mak, a sophomore.

Aisha, the youngest of the bunch, mentioned that they were exposed to a high school environment through their homeschooling program. They were enrolled in college courses while still being homeschooled, and that revealed the oh-so-exciting standard classes many students in a public school experience today. Additionally, they’re a very lively and close knit family; despite their busy schedules filled with ballet and baseball, they manage to spend time with each other and get along, except when they all have to do different homework in the same space. “We all get annoyed with each other when we’re trying to do homework. My brother has a question for his algebra class, and I’m like ‘Mikhal! I’m trying to think about this English paper!’”

Laughs Aisha. “I bully them more

than they bully me.” All of their humor and teasing, however, is goodnatured.

When asked about any “sibling perks” while being in school together, their faces lit up. “Oh yeah. I mean, my brother and I are taking a lot of the same classes just different periods and we have the same homework a lot of the time,” Mak notes.

The red/white day system at Ashland High is truly a blessing in their eyes, since they can help each other.

The Mescos are so affable with one another, that when questioned about their relationship after high school, they paused. “I don’t know,” Says Mikhal, the oldest. “[Aisha is] the one who’s going to change the most because [she’s] younger.”

They’ve already experienced separation from another sibling, they have a half-brother who lives in LA and it’s “weird enough” not having him around. However, they all noted that their relationship with him has stayed intact and strong. When Mikhal, a junior, leaves in a little over a year, Aisha somberly stated that it would just be her and Mak holding down the fort. But for the rest of this year and the ones following, make sure to scout out Aisha, Mak and Mikhal on the quad and say hello to this spirited bunch of siblings here at AHS.

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JUUL

INVESTIGATING JUULS AT A PERSONAL, LOCAL AND NATIONAL LEVEL

Gen Z: The Addiction Lives On

by Nicole Mullen

“What is that smell? Is that mango Juul?? Who is juuling?” The girl was visibly agitated. “I just have trouble focusing with that smell,” she said. “I keep thinking about juuling.” It turned out that the smell was not someone “juuling” with a mango flavored nicotine pod, but was instead some especially fragrant body lotion. Even so, the implications of this incident were still severe: this smell was visibly distracting. I could see the physical reaction this smell and the thought of juuling had on my peer in class.

I realized, almost for the first time, that this was addiction. This was what the health professionals and Drug Abuse Resistance Education volunteers who had been coming to my classrooms since I was little had warned about. A distinct memory has been floating at the front of my mind lately: it was an optimistic woman, hair pulled back, with bangs, who came to my classroom in elementary school and showed my class all of the “nasty” stuff that was in cigarettes.

Nail polish, acetone, tar, etc. I remember looking at in disgust. She then looked up at us. ‘You can be the last generation,” she said almost breathlessly, “You can be the last generation to smoke.”

The way Juul has taken off since it’s infancy in 2015 has shown me that this idea is really only that: an idea. Juul is a device that perfectly plays to a teenager’s love of sleek, technologically advanced gadgets as well as a penchant for some kind of rebellion. We don’t want to smoke cigarettes: “No, I don’t smoke cigs. Do you know what is in those?” were all responses I got from asking students about their vaping/smoking habits. But when Juuls were brought up, words like “sleek,” and “fun,” began to emerge. Juuls are a vaping device that can be used to inhale nico-

tine. Until recently, this sleek device could hold addicted, likely will be for the rest of our lives. flavors like “Crème Brule,” “Cool Cucumber,” The novelty of Juuls has also made it exand “juicy mango.” Juul’s advertisements were tremely difficult for schools to combat this radicolorful, fun, and predominantly featured young cal social change. Stiles notes that through the people teenagers could identify with. It makes healthy teen survey, Ashland High School had sense: it is far more profitable for e-cigarette gotten down to 5% tobacco use for juniors. It companies to attract young people who will be was a victory. But then, Juuls came to schools so loyal (i.e. addicted) customers for a longer pe- fast, public service campaigns and education has riod of time. Juul was new technology whose been slow to catch up. An Ashland High School popularity spread through social media, memes junior notes that people seem to think Juuls are and eBay. It was a truly 21st century device that healthy or not harmful. “I will see someone post was creating a truly 21st a picture of them with a salad, a “THIS GENERATION century problem. yerba mate, a face mask and a Juul “At this point, we do WHO IS CHOOSING and caption it ‘self-care.” It is not not know what the efhealthy. But it is this misinformafects are,” states Dean of TO JUUL AND VAPE, tion, and frankly lack of informaStudents Glenna Stiles IS THE ENTIRE INDUS- tion that makes this Juul epidemic about vaping and Juul. so dangerous.

Because e-cigarettes, and TRY’S TEST CASE. AND In a sobering conversation with specifically Juuls are so WE DON’T KNOW Stiles, she said two things that sent new (Juul came to the shivers down my spine: “This genmarket in 2015), the ef- WHAT IS GOING TO eration who is choosing to Juul and fects of these high-dose HAPPEN” vape, is the entire industries test nicotine devices and case. And we don’t know what is gothe chemicals inside of them are still unclear. ing to happen.” It is discouraging to see how fast What we do know is that Juul devices offer an Juuls are becoming a part of popular culture and extremely high dose of one of the most addic- the fabric of my generation. “juuling” is so well tive drugs: nicotine. Dr. Diane Williams, based known is has become a verb. I don’t want to be in the AHS School Based Health Center notes the test case. I don’t want to look back, 20 years that nicotine can constrict blood vessels, raise from now, when long-term studies have come blood pressure and change the composition of out, and see that this thing we thought was beyour brain. But the most dangerous aspect of nign and just a way to enjoy fruity flavor, was nicotine is its highly addictive properties. Speak- actually detrimental to our health. Like Stiles ing to Williams, there was a moment when she says, “I’m guessing we are going to find it [juulsaid something that simply sent shivers down ing] is not as harmless as we all think it is.” my spine: “Addiction is a negation of freedom.”

The sink turns in and the paper towel disAs teenagers are “rebelling” for our chance at free- penser beeps. It might be just a normal day in dom, it is ironic that we move toward vapes. It is a the girls’ bathroom, but for a faintly metallic, rebellion for sure, but addiction to nicotine makes sickly sweet swell wafting up from one of the us less free. We are a slave to the drug, and once stalls. It is mango.

Don’t Be a Fuul

= The amount of Nicotine in 1 Juul pod is equal

Of youth ages 15-18 who have purchased flavored Juul pods, 74% obtained them from a a retail location

to the amount of Nicotine in 20 cigarettes 15 to 17-year-olds are

16x

74%

more likely to use a Juul 6

compared to those ages 25-34

courtesy of Truthinitiative.org

Juuling at a National Level

Is it the Crown Juul of Teen Addiction?

by Sequoia Jacobson

You’ve probably heard about Juul. Whether used as a noun or verb, Juul has quickly risen in popularity in the United States since its creation in 2015. This sleek, small, eye-catching device is the brainchild of former smokers Adam Bowen and James Monsees. This e-cigarette is used to vape nicotine salts, with the goal of providing an experience similar to a real cigarette. The two college buddies created Juul’s parent company, PAX Labs, in 2007 before creating Juul in the summer of 2017.

The first ad campaign for Juul was launched in June of 2015 and quickly propelled Juul to the top of the e-cigarette market. According to Nielsen Data, Juul has a market share of 72.8 percent as of September 2018 and Juul’s number of employees has risen to a substantial 800 as of September 2018.

Although positive for Juul, the company’s rapid growth hasn’t been without its own fair share of problems. Juul has been under intense scrutiny from the FDA since people started noticing that Juul is alarmingly popular among teens in the United States. Juul has been accused of utilizing multiple advertising techniques to attract young users. Their first ads were full of colors and displayed young-looking people, smiling and laughing, holding Juuls. Additionally, the names of their Juul flavors were thought to target youth. With names such as “Cool Cucumber,” “Crème Brûlée” and “Fruit Medley,” Juul was thought to be adding unnecessary de-

scriptors to their flavor names in order to make them sound more appealing.

With growing concern about underage use of Juuls, FDA Commissioner Scott Gottlieb released a statement in April of 2018. The statement talks about the Youth Tobacco Prevention Plan to stop teen use of, and access to, Juul and other e-cigarettes. In it Gottlieb declared that, “the FDA also sent an official request of information directly to Juul Labs, requiring that the company submit important documents to better understand the reportedly high rates of teen use and the particular youth appeal of these products.”

The types of documents which the FDA requested contained information about product design, marketing strategies, ingredients, and behavioral and psychological effects of Juuls.

In his last statement, Gottlieb said, “We don’t yet fully understand why these products are so popular among youth. But it’s imperative that we figure it out, and fast. These documents may help us get there.”

This event, along with a multitude of concerned schools, teachers, and parents, prompted Juul to take action and address these claims.

Since the FDA statement in April, Juul has modified their flavor names by dropping the descriptors. Additionally, they have simplified their advertisements by using fewer colors and, most importantly, featuring models aged 35 and older, driving home the point that Juul is meant for ex-cigarette smokers to help them quit.

On the Juul website, under their dropdown menu, within the “Our Mission” section, Juul specifically outlines what their intent as a company is. Put quite simply, their mission is to “Improve the lives of the world’s one billion adult smokers.” Further into their website, Juul continues to outline how their goal as a company is to “maximize the positive and reduce the negative.” They don’t specify what exactly the “positive” and “negative” are, leaving it up in the air for customers, critics, the FDA, students and ordinary people to decide for themselves. Additionally, Juul has created an entirely new page on their website called “Youth Education, Awareness, & Prevention,” which details how Juul is taking the initiative to help end youth Juuling.

However many steps Juul is taking to end underage usage, for those who still Juul, there remains a multitude of negative effects. According to a 2018 study done by Penn State University, the vapor exhaled by e-cigarette users contains carcinogens and is a risk to nearby non-users, similar to secondhand tobacco smoke.

Additionally, one Juul Pod contains as much nicotine as one pack of cigarettes. This can be especially dangerous considering that 63% of Juul users don’t know that pods always contain nicotine. The lack of knowledge surrounding these new devices is the most worrisome aspect of this public health crisis.

Voices from AHS Student Body

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Anonymous Student Quotes collected by William Burgess

NINTH GRADER

SOPHOMORE

JUNIOR

“I started mulching in 6th, and Juuling in 7th. I still do both, but not Juuling is more difficult than not mulching.“

“I was Juuling in middle school since I found out it existed.

I love it but it is hard to quit and I couldn’t if I wanted to.”

“I bought a Juul because every one thinks they are cool.

I only really use it when I’m bored or at a party.”

SENIOR

“I had been mulching (tobacco smoked from a bong) for Almost 2 years and I didn’t see an end to it, nor did I try to end it. I was really addicted and Juuling didn’t intrigue me in the slightest.

After a while of friends picking them up and learning more about them, I slowly started to use Juul here and there until I decided to just switch to Juul exclusively. The Juul became a whole new addiction.”

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EDITORIAL

More Than a Mass Shooting Humanity Crumbling

by Marin Monteith

I feel humanity crumble in the palms of my hands, and I wonder what the

gunshot must have sounded like as it bounced between the Syna gogue walls I wonder what the moments between “All Jews must die!” and the first body

hitting the ground must have looked like I wonder how the 60 minutes - one Excruciating Hour - spent with the

gunman in the room and the lifeless bodies of senior citizens bleed ing out beneath the stained glass windows must have felt I wonder if we’ll ever know the pain

The ear deafening splice

The red stained carpet

The stillness of the aftermath

The very last words and thoughts and Prayers of a Peaceful People I wonder how many bodies will line the road between murder and heaven Or how many shootings it will take before they fail to make the headlines of

the daily news I wonder if I will ever feel safe in this body Or if I’ll spend my adulthood taking my son’s Yarmulke off before he leaves

for school When will we decide to preach peace and teach love?

When will the news of 11 deaths hit us as hard as the bullet hit the innocent

victims?

We deserve to live.

I feel humanity crumble in the palms of my hands, and I wonder if you feel

it, too.

From an Outsider

by Sequoia Snogren-McGinnis

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eath is a difficult notion for humans to conceptualize. Whether viewed as the “simple termination of life” or as a “doorway” from this temporal state to the next, it is permanent. Life is a profound thing to take from someone.

At 4 PM on Saturday, October 26th, I got a text message from a fellow student at Ashland High asking if I wanted to join them at a mourner’s Kaddish regarding the massacre that happened in Pittsburgh earlier that morning. Not being Jewish myself, I Googled “Kaddish.” I learned that it is an ancient Jewish prayer which concludes with a call for universal peace.

I walked down Pioneer Street five minutes late dressed in black to find a cluster of about ten people on the OSF bricks. Upon reaching my friend, I learned that I had missed the prayer.

Even though the prayer had already happened, we decided to walk through Lithia Park to process further. Tears escaped my friend’s eyes while we walked. We observed the children on the playground and the tourists in their hats, and we observed ourselves. It seemed to us that the sun should have been hidden behind clouds and that nobody should have been laughing. I can still feel the heaviness of my heart as I attempted to turn sympathy to empathy, realizing the affect that a massacre like this has on so many people. Without the discussion that day,

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I wouldn’t have realized that what happened at the Tree of Life Synagogue in Pennsylvania was anything more than “another mass shooting.”

Shootings, of course, are not nothing. They are always devastating. But I had no conception of the impact of this event had on Jewish communities worldwide. This event means more than “killing for the sake of killing,” my friend realized. This was an attack against a culture; this was an attack against a group within their place of faith; and this was an attack against a whole identity. But unlike the childhoods lost in school shootings, Judaism is an identity with which only 1.8% of Americans associate.

There will inevitably be less attention focused on the massacre by non-Jewish Americans than any school shooting.

“My heart is torn between grief and rage. When will they stop killing us?” demands Ari Albertson, a former Ashland High student. For many, the event is just a continuation of the antisemitism started in the late 1870s when Wilhelm Marr published a book called Victory of Jewry over Germandom. That fear and subsequent terrorism has yet to end. Right when my friend began feeling connected to this identity, to which they converted mere months ago, their entire being felt as if it was crashing to the ground.

The words that the shooter spoke before he opened fire is chilling. The disturbing phrase, “all

Art by Charlotte Julian Jews must die,” is no different from the many antiSemitic and anti-Islamic views the shooter expressed frequently online.

“You can run away from governments, but not from hatred,” states Rabbi David Wolpe for TIME Magazine. He points out that Jews are a durable, long-lasting people. Jews, he says, will be targeted no matter what. They are the Other, the unknown.

Wolpe says that “today all over the world, Jews will gather and pray to the God who has repeatedly tested them, demonstrating yet again that despite the tragedy of yesterday and the trials of tomorrow, we will endure.”

Ashland High School Senior Jude Williams believes we need to face our fear of hate. “You catch your breath and you feel a little bit squirmy inside.

These are the kinds of events that we don’t want to discuss,” he states.

Let us, Ashland High School students, the generation of the future, join them in mourning and then in rage. Let us never stop talking. Let us hold hands, signs and banners while we march for peace. Let us make it known that we are allies, that we are here and that we are available and committed to making peace. Let us discuss, argue and explain. We need give our motivation to the fight against hate crimes like the one committed on October 27, 2018.

Black Friday Blues Black Friday’s effect on the environment

by Skyye

Black Friday is an American tradition that’s happened since 1924. Millions of Americans load into their cars, and drive to the nearest Walmart or scour the internet for the best deals they can find. According to The Guardian, 82,000 delivery trucks filled to the brim with cardboard boxes hit the road in the UK alone last year and at least 70% of Americans plan to shop on Black Friday and Cyber Monday.

Online shopping is raising transportation emissions in a big way. There are also many other environmental impacts to keep in mind. James McGinnis, a member of the Forest Service and the Climate Change Commission in Ashland says that

“the average person has around 81 pounds of clothing waste every year.” That’s around 26 billion pounds total. He says, “When you buy something, you have to think of all the steps it’s had to take to get to you. The material is grown in another country, where pesticides and herbicides are most likely used. The material is then sent to another warehouse to be made, then another warehouse to wait to be shipped, then shipped to your door, or to a store.” While many people recycle their goods, even the way that the items are recycled isn’t sustainable. Cardboard is recyclable, but all of the plastic and tape that you receive with your package isn’t. Mc-

Ginnis says, “When you recycle an item, let’s say an iPad, it’s sent to another country to be recycled, usually a third world country. Workers melt down the metal items, which is toxic to breathe and seeps into their wells, water supplies, and soil.” McGinnis brought up the idea of Buy Nothing Day, which takes place the same day as Black Friday. Participants don’t buy anything for Black Friday or Cyber Monday. Reducing your footprint may seem daunting, but small changes can make a huge difference.

Fatal Friday Black Friday’s effect on America

by Lily Valenta

Since 1924, the crowd-filled streets and larger-than-life floats of the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade has marked the beginning of Black Friday. and the Friday following Thanksgiving has become the kickoff of the Holiday shopping season. Retailers lower prices, enticing a mass of shoppers who are ready to begin their customary holiday shopping rush.

Thirty percent of yearly retail sales occur in the single month between Black Friday and Christmas day. News coverage shows mobs of people swarming stores and even going as far as to trample each other to reach the newest flat screen TV. In total, over 174 million Americans shopped on Black Friday in 2017—more than half the U.S. population—spending an average of $1,335. The most sought after items are electronics, though research shows the best deals for electronics are at the beginning of November rather than the end, and the best deals on toys are the day before Thanksgiving, not after.

The risk of shopping on Black Friday seems to outweigh the dubitable great deals. People can be trampled, stabbed, and pepper sprayed. So many injuries occur on Black Friday that a website called blackfridaydeathcount.com records the casualties. Between 2006 and 2017, 10 deaths and 111 injuries have been attributed to the Black Friday mayhem. This year, fewer Black Friday shoppers are expected than in years past because younger generations are choosing the faster and easier option of online shopping. High schoolers and college students alike would rather shop from the comfort of their beds than brave Black Friday. If you do choose to brave the stores to get those deceiving deals on items you probably don’t

need, be sure to bring your patience, your wallet and leave the weapons at home.

Art by Alex Brehmer

Thanksgiving: An Outsider’s Perspective

by Payden Swofford and Skyye D. Thanksgiving is an integral part of American culture, having been celebrated for as long as all of us have been alive. Not very many of us have really thought about what this celebration looks like to people who don’t know much about it, or who haven’t celebrated it before.

Esha Fae is a junior at Ashland High School who recently moved from Australia to the U.S., and has never experienced a true American Thanksgiving before. She says, “The mysterious day of giving thanks seems to be a big part of American culture, having never experienced it or even thought about it before I am excited to be a part of the celebration.” Fae is really excited

“THE MYSTERIOUS DAY OF GIVING THANKS SEEMS TO BE A BIG PART OF AMERICAN CULTURE”

to have her first Thanksgiving meal, even though it will be vegan!

On the other side of the world, Irene Cuevas del Rio is an exchange student from Madrid, Spain. Although she has never eaten a Thanksgiving dinner, she still has a really good understanding of this holiday. Her understanding for the holiday might even be better than some Americans. “You eat turkey.

It’s like a family lunch. And it’s like when you celebrate when the pilgrims came and they didn’t have anything to eat and they were dying,” she responded very excitedly. Cuevas del Rio also informed us that Christmas dinner in Spain has at least as

much meaning and importance s our Thanksgiving dinner. “We don’t have anything like Thanksgiving. But Christmas is really really important in Spain because we believe in God well I don’t - but that is the culture. We have to believe in God, so Christmas is really really important. All of the family eats together.” Although Thanksgiving is an American tradition, people from other cultures are curious and excited to see what it’s all about.

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Dealing with Depression Disclaimer: If you are experiencing symptoms of depression, please consult a medical professional. The Rogue News is not offering medical advice.

A Trial in Treating Depression

by Logan Knouse

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epression, it’s an epidemic, isn’t it? I hear people’s stories, their ups and downs, their “remedies”. With such a surplus of “do this, do that” out there, I feel it’s beneficial to hear another person’s experiences on the matter. Now, I understand that all people’s symptoms and situations are different and no cure-all actually exists. So, this article is my opinion on what I experienced when trying out commonly suggested treatments for depression. After a lot of consideration, I came to the conclusion that this article should be a review aimed at helping people start a long and sometimes scary process of helping themselves deal with mental health issues all too prevalent in our society Throughout my research, I came across a variety of opinions, some scientifically backed and some not. One advised to “take a shower!” As if intense melancholia was as simple as a dirt stain on the mind.

The treatments I chose to implement ranged from demanding changes, like attending regular therapy sessions, to simple things, like designating time to do nothing.

Starting easy, I went to sources such as Psychology Today and Mayo Clinic to get a few online recommendations. The suggestions I found aimed to organize the brain, settle stress, and think more positively.

They were more like coping mechanisms than “cures” for depression. One recurring idea throughout these online ‘self-help’ guides was to try journaling. I did this every day for a week, writing my experiences, activities and thoughts throughout the day.

Something I found helpful was writing open letters to myself and people around me. Overall, this exercise helped me verbalize feelings that previously existed solely in my head and organize my thoughts. It proved to me how much I keep inside, something I definitely need to work on.

Mayo Clinic suggested finding new hobbies as a way to relieve stress, an emotion often linked or contributing to depression. This suggestion seemed useless to me initially. I’ll be the first to admit, I am a busy-body. Making time to do things I enjoy is difficult to justify. Netflix and YouTube are not stress-free or relaxing hobbies, as they stimulate the brain, not calm it. So I couldn’t even justify that I vegetate at times. This article forced me to consider a perfectionistic part of myself, then confront it.

I made myself try gardening, something I’d been interested in for a while. Since I waited until early November, it was cold and wet and my tomato plant frowned at me the whole time. Still, the act of potting plants and decorating my house with succulents—things that were alive and reaching for the sun everyday—affected me more than I thought possible.

I found that walking past these plants, I would just smile. It was a reminder to stop and take a second, something I desperately need.

After these activities, I moved on to a more in-depth approach....

To find out what this approach included, see the full story at www.Theroguenews.com or wait for the December edition of Rogue News for the next installment.

Asking for Help: Antidepressants

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by Sequoia Snogren-McGinnis

ehind AHS’s pretty red and white colors lies a student body suffering from an often-hidden problem: depression.

Many have hesitations around antidepressants. Reasons for reluctance can be the monetary cost or the idea that the antidepressant could become a “crutch,” create “fake happiness”, or become addictive. Antidepressants are not addictive in the ways alcohol and opioids are.

It is also a common belief that medication is unnecessary. Conditional factors associated with depression include home life, stress and drug use.

In addition, the tech age and the related phenomena of information overload, life moving fast, screen addiction and demand for high performance are hypothesized to contribute to depression. “Some parents feel that teens need to ‘deal with it,’” expresses local psychotherapist Fern Snogren, LCSW, MA, CHT. She feels that society needs to change, giving youth less to “deal with.”

Contrary to many parents’ beliefs, teens need to be given the benefit of the doubt when experiencing depressive symptoms and parents need to keep an eye on their teenagers’ mental health, Snogren believes.

In an interview with an AHS student about depression, the students parents initally wanted them to continue talk therapy, which they had done since the age of four.

However, this talk therapy yeilded little improvement with their mental health.

Snogren says that it takes a unique skillset to be a talk therapist for teenagers. As a result, youth feel that it is ineffective.

The student said that getting their parents’ permission to start antidepressants was a major hurdle. It wasn’t until they ended up in the hospital that their parents finally understood “the gravity of what I was trying to tell them.”

The student attempted suicide multiple times before getting help. Let that sink in.

The first two attempts were out of an insatiable “need to get out of all the things [they were] experiencing.” After a while the student began to feel better, but despite feeling less urgency to end their life, they knew they still needed their struggle with depression to be attended to. art by Alex Brehmer “I figured [that] maybe if you let yourself fall even farther, someone will notice,” they said.

“If someone breaks their leg,” the student comments, “you give them a crutch. You know the saying, they’re just looking for attention? Yes. They are looking for attention. They are struggling.” That phrase must be destigmatized, the student urged, because people seek attention for a reason.

“No teen, when all other things have been tried, should remain depressed,” Snogren says. Inaction can cause the brain to be accustomed to depression, becoming their “natural and only response to life.” Adolescence is an important time in brain development and the goal is for that brain to stop being depressed. “This [depression] is a danger just as grave as the possible dangers of antidepressants,” Snogren states.

Inspirations from Literature

by Sequoia Snogren-McGinnis

“I wondered where Mister Mancini lived and who he might call in case of an emergency.” David Sedaris, “Me Talk Pretty One Day”

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I wonder who I might call in case of an emergency. I know the feeling all too well: tight chest, something piercing into the depression between my collar bones; shallow breath, retreating inward.

But who do I call?

I used to call my tight jaw, teeth grinding away; I used to call my scabs, picking them off my dry skin; And I used to call breathlessness, to remind myself that I can breathe just fine.

But now, who do I call?

WRECKING RECORDS ONE RACE AT A TIME Breaking 8 records during the course of his high school career, EJ Holland has become a Cross Country All-Star

by Bella Ash

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earts are racing, the crowds cheering, as Evan James Holland sprints to pass the finish line, taking first place against over one hundred other runners. Holland, an eleventh grader at Ashland High, has placed first in six different races so far in his 2018 cross country season.

Holland did not start out winning races though. Before he joined cross country in seventh grade, he ran track.

“I only ran sprints and I was awful,” said Holland. At first, he only joined cross country because he had nothing better to do, but not long after he was hooked. “When I started running, I didn’t know I would do this good. I just started running for fun,” said Holland.

“THE WAY TO ACHIEVE SUCCESS IS

BY TRAINING AND STAYING COMMITTED TO THE SPORT,” HE SAID. “DOING QUALITY WORK IS WHAT MAKES SUCCESS HAPPEN.” Holland explains that he’s never taken a long time off from cross country.

“The way to achieve success is by training and staying committed to the sport,” he said. “Doing quality work is what makes success happen…. If you want something, you have to work for it. You have to trust in the process and training that you will do better than before.”

When Holland is overwhelmed or exhausted, he knows his father will be there to support him. The encouragement and support from his dad has fueled him to achieve more. “I always want to make him proud,” said Holland.

“He’s my best friend.”

Photo by Jovan Verducci-Will Holland’s cross-country team mates are important to him. He wouldn’t be where he is without his team. “Us distance guys are one big family,” said Holland.

“People don’t give cross country runners enough credit,” said Holland. It’s a team sport

that also requires a lot of individual training.

“You have to not only train your body, but also train your mind to run fast,” he explained. According to Holland, during a race, the physical endurance of your body will mean nothing if your mind is not willing to continue running. You must prepare your mind as well as your body.

Since 2016, Holland has broken 8 different records in 4 different categories.

Winning is an important feeling for anyone to have in life, Holland said “Winning a race and breaking a record is like the cherry on top…. The feeling of relief you get when you’ve done well feels pretty good.”

Holland follows the common runners trick of eating high carb foods before a race. As a tradition, Holland eats spaghetti and red sauce the night before for dinner.

One thing Holland suggests runners not to do before a race is eat an entire bag of watermelon. It was his second cross country meet ever, in seventh grade, and Holland ate an entire bag of water melon right before a run. He ran the slowest 3k he’s ever run in his life that day.

Holland believes he must stay on track and focused. He knows he cannot mess around, but also does not want to over think. “At the end of the day it’s just running” said Holland. Besides track, Holland enjoys his time off to spend with his friends. Most weeks, when Holland is not at meets, he’s participating in Boy Scouts, which he’s done since first grade. Holland is an Eagle Scout, the highest rank awarded.

Whether or not Holland is college bound, he said he is “Excited for the opportunity to run in college.” Holland said it feels as though it has not been that long since he started running and is appreciative of all the opportunities, he’s been given to express his passions. “It’s amazing how far I’ve come in such a short amount of time,” said Holland. “I’m ready to do this day in and day out.”

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GOURDOSCOPES

Have you ever been curious about your automnal spirit squash?

Aries

by Grace Schroder

Like the delicata squash, Aries are bold and ambitious. The delicata squash has enthusiastic green stripes and an honest taste, which fits with the enthusiasm and honesty that Aries have. They both need to be cared for lovingly, due to the delicata’s delicate rind.

Libra The marrow squash’s neutral taste mirrors the Libra’s mediating temperament. Libras can be very diplomatic and the marrow has historically been gifted to diplomatic figures. Libras are tactful and charming, while the marrow is also tactful in dishes.

Scorpio

Taurus The cushaw squash is mild and slightly sweet, just like the temperament of Taurus. Tauruses are known for being serene and calm. The cushaw is a reliable and easy squash to cook with and Taurus are also known for their reliability and practicality.

Gemini The red kuri squash is smooth and sweet, with a surprising chestnut flavor. Gemini is very sociable but can turn serious quickly. A Gemini has a very dynamic personality, just like a red kuri’s flavor.

Cancer

Scorpios are emotional, just like the faces carved on pumpkins. Scorpios and pumpkins are bold with a touch of sweetness. Scorpios are known for their fiery personality, and pumpkins also glow with fire in the month of October.

Sagittarius The kabocha squash has an exceptionally sugary flavor, just like Sagittarius’s wildly sweet heart. A kabocha is like a pumpkin crossed with a sweet potato, while a Sagittarius is both intelligent and adventurous. They each have two diverse yet complementing traits.

Capricorn

Cancers can be really difficult to get to know, and spaghetti squash also can be difficult to crack open. Once you get to know a Cancer, they are soft and sentimental, just like how spaghetti squash also have soft insides.

Leo

Capricorns are wise as well as ambitious. The butternut squash matches them well, with their classic autumnal taste and practicality in dishes. Capricorns are also known for being practical and easy to work with.

Aquarius

Leos share many characteristics with the acorn squash, which is most commonly baked.

Acorn Squash are sunny and love to be the star of the dish, just like Leos. Leos are honeyed and loyal, paralleling the classic acorn squash.

Virgo

The green button squash is delightful, just like an Aquarius. The green button and Aquarius are both very inventive and versatile. The light green color matches the lucent disposition that is an Aquarius’s friendliness.

Pisces

The Virgo is extremely analytical and has a discreet charm. The buttercup squash has the same charm, and a very sweet taste. Both refuse to be changed from their defining originality.

Pisces are quite artistic and this matches the bright colors in Watermelons. Pisces is a water sign, and a Watermelon is 92% water. Watermelons are extremely refreshing, just as Pisces are refreshingly empathetic.

gourd art created by Charlotte Julian

A message from the artist: “When in doubt, nap it out. My one and only party tip is this: turn off the lights in the bathroom, sit on the cold shower floor. It’s okay to cry. I do this at all birthday parties, weddings, and holidays. Also, if you have any leftover stuffing or gravy (only the brown kind) feel free to find me and give it to me because I am a very hungry little piggy and I love seasonal snacks... I guess you could say I am a seasonal snack.”

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by Alex Brehmer