January 22, 2010
Vol. IV Issue VI
Ashland, Oregon
It’s the finals countdown by Tim Borgerson
Few experiences in high school are more harrowing than taking the SAT. But, Ashland High School math teacher Eric Wolff strives to change this common conception. Last year the final exam in his pre-calculus class elicited a chorus of moans from students; the jury is still out on whether it could have been considered cruel and unusual punishment. However, the negative response to his grueling final didn’t seem to faze Wolff, who offered an even longer final the subsequent semester. Final exams have long been held sacrosanct – a high school institution almost as old as bad cafeteria food and homecoming. However, if most students had their wish, end of semester finals would go the way of this year’s dance. Most teachers would argue that finals are a vital assessment of students’ knowledge. Student objections to finals are generally regarded as unsubstantiated: they are just whining because they actually have to study. Yet, the argument that final exams are unjust and inaccurately evaluate students’ knowledge may hold some traction. First, forcing students to take five or six exams Photo by Grace Riley-Adams over a period of two to three days leads students Smith Freeman shows her exasperation towards finals to cram for each exam and not retain the material. Furthermore, final exams (usually in math and science classes) are often high stake, Though their grueling nature does generate a din of displeasure among students, by accounting for fifteen to thirty percent of students’ grades. This leads to text anxi- far the most controversial nature of long finals is their spillover from their allotted time ety often greater than students feel when taking the SAT. For unlike the SAT, fi- into review and study periods, breaks and lunch. “I question the right of teachers to give nals can only be taken once. “Finals week would be a breeze if the exams were final exams that take time from my lunch period, especially when the teacher fully knows only worth ten to fifteen percent of your grade,” AHS senior Zoë Smolen said. that the final will take more than the allotted time,” said AHS said senior Kate Jensen. And if a standard hour and a half final isn’t enough to make you have a nervous Now, I understand that, in some cases, a proper evaluation of the matebreakdown, some teachers on campus have become infamous for their lengthy ex- rial learned throughout a semester may take longer than 90 minutes to comams Last year, Wolff ’s pre-calculus exam took some students up to three hours. plete. Instead of giving the final all in one sitting, I suggest it should be broken up While Advanced Placement exams and the SAT provide students with into more digestible portions – something Wolff is planning on doing this year. scheduled bathroom and snack breaks, most AHS finals offer no such luxury. However, students don’t hold your breaths. Don’t expect the final exam to disapYet, maybe creating a high stress level is the very point of finals week. Wolff argues pear overnight. If anything is true about schools, it’s that they are always behind the that difficult final exams better prepare students for college. Many exams students will curve. (I mean, come on, books? They are so twentieth century.) Therefore, in order to take in college – lasting up to five hours and often worth seventy to eighty percent of succeed in the upcoming finals week, heed the advice of Mr. Wolff and “start studying your semester grade – make Wolff ’s final seem like a pleasant walk through the park. early.” That way you can sleep through the review and study periods. Somebody say yah?
Freshmen finals advice by Paul Schwarzer The New Year has dawned and its rays are beating down upon youthful Ashland scholars. The New Year usually marks the beginning of a new resolution, or merely the end of the Holiday season. To the students of Ashland High School, the New Year and the conclusion of Winter Break means it’s time to start stressing about finals. For the upperclassmen, Finals Week is a walk in the park. They’ve been there, done that and know all the best ways to breeze through each 90-minute test. For the freshmen, however, the mere thought of having to attend three full days of school entirely devoted to taking tests and giving presentations is enough to make their brains explode. Fret not young freshmen, for here are a few simple tips to help keep your stress at bay: Stay Positive: The best way to reduce stress at this time of the year is to look at the positive sides of having to take so many tests. For example, during finals week most teachers will not assign any homework. For the whole week
Ashland High School Finals Schedule Tuesday, January 26 8:00 - 8:50: Review and Study * 9:00 - 10:30: 5th Period Exam (90 mins) 10:30 - 11:15: Lunch 11:15 - 12:45: 6th Period Exam (90 mins) 12:45 - 1:15: Break 1:15 - 2:45: 7th Period Exam (90 mins) 2:55 - 3:15: Review and Study * Wednesday, January 27 8:00 - 8:50: Review and Study * 9:00 - 10:30: 1st Period Exam (90 mins) 10:30 - 11:15: Lunch 11:15 - 12:45: 2nd Period Exam (90 mins) 12:45 - 1:15: Break 1:15 - 2:45: 3rd Period Exam (90 mins) 2:55 - 3:15: Review and Study * Thursday, January 28 8:00 - 8:50: Review and Study * 9:00 - 10:30: 4th Period Exam (90 mins) 8:00 p.m. - 11:00 p.m. Rumble in the Jungle Dance (Small Gym) Teachers are available in their classrooms
your only job is to study for your tests and practice your presentations. In reality, finals week is the easiest week of school we have the entire year, and if you do decide to study, the tests will only be easier. Manage Your Time: Use the 30-minute breaks in between finals for some last minute studying. One of the better ways to relieve some stress of finals is to study with fellow classmates, and the 30-minute breaks provide a perfect opportunity to go to class early and review with friends. This time also presents a good opportunity to get help from teachers on the upcoming tests. Take Care of the Little Things: One of the better stress reducers is being on top of everything, so you don’t have the feeling like you’ve forgotten something. Simple things like making sure your pencil is sharpened, having a decent breakfast, being organized and knowing the finals schedule can all make for an easier finals week experience.
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January 22, 2010
New cellphone laws by Willis Plummer
This year, New Years Eve was not only a night for celebration and gutsy resolutions, but it was also a turning point in (Oregon) traffic laws. A new law, implemented on January 1, banned driving while talking on the phone for all individuals regardless of age. Teenagers have been banned from talking on their cell phones since January 1, 2010, but the law had minimal effect on most teenagers’ lives. Until now, police were not granted the authority to pull someone over in order to inquire as to whether or not they were eighteen yearsold. As long as you drove well, you were fine. On January 1, 2010, a new law took effect that made talking on the cell phone while driving a violation that justifies getting pulled over and ticketed $142. The
law applies to all drivers, so the police can now pull someone over just for having a phone in hand. Many Ashland High School students feel that they cannot possibly miss a phone call, and it is not practical for them to pull over and take the call while running late. Talking on the phone while driving will be a habit that is hard to break, and many students are rebelling against the new law. There are a few techniques that students use to avoid getting a ticket. Sophie Pfister, a senior at Ashland High School commented, “I haven’t given the law much thought, but I’ll probably just talk on speakerphone while I drive.” “I’ll try to abide by the law for the most part, but I know that there will be situations when it’s necessary to talk while driving. In those cases, I’m just going to
artfully conceal the phone,” said senior Tess Ryneal. While some have been pulled over, so far it appears that there have only been warnings and forceful reminders with no one actually cited. In Medford, they have implemented a system of writing fix-it tickets until April. If offenders show up at court with handsfree headsets, they will get the citation removed from their records. This is the same
Teen theatre by Willis Plummer
High school is a time of sexual confusion. There is a social stigma that leaves many high school students uncomfortable talking about sexual issues. Teen Theatre provides an opportunity for high school students to answer these questions in a creative manner. The troupe performs skits, plays games and sings songs to educate teenagers about issues such as sexual health, relationships and homosexuality. Since its creation the group has performed at schools, offices and even hospitals. This fall, the cast was hired to help train student nurses to better interact with teenage patients. “[Student] nurses often feel un-
comfortable talking to teenagers about issues such as drugs and alcohol or sexual habits,” Kyndra Laughery, the current Teen Theatre director, explained. The cast members acted out characters with different personalities and lifestyles, giving nurses an opportunity to confront issues that they might have moral problems with in a controlled situation so that they could come to terms with it before the real life situation arose. The Teen Theatre troupe provided feedback for the [student] nurses that enabled them to improve their bedside manner around teen patients when discussing important issues. Teen Theatre focuses its atten-
as a fix-it ticket for a broken taillight. “The biggest tragedy about the new law is that driving is the best time to talk on the phone,” Ryneal laments.
Illustration by Wyler McAninch-Ruenzi
photo by Kyndra Laughery
from left to right: Jade Barilleaux, Jane Excell, Drew Woods, Jacy Mairs, Nick Mantheakis
tion on middle school audiences, because they are the most open to new ideas. Ashland High School Senior Danielle Halprin remembers seeing the troupe perform when she was in the sixth grade. “They all seemed like such cool, real people, and they were role models to me.” Halprin saw the troupe perform again this summer, and she felt that it was still a very exciting perfor-
mance. “It left me feeling really happy and inspired to make myself a better person. It was definitely a different experience than when I was in the sixth grade, but it was still a very informative reminder,” Halprin added. The members of Teen Theatre are very passionate about the organization. “There’s just nothing else like this going on in the Rogue Valley, and I love feeling like I’m a part of such a special organization that has the poten-
tial to help so many people,” Tay Smith, a committed performer, said. Ashland High School senior Jane Excell, a Teen Theatre actress, commented that the group has had a positive effect on her life, “Teen Theatre has made me a more open and confident person. I feel comfortable being myself and standing up for the things that I believe in because of it.” The members love the lasting connections that they have made more than any other aspect of the activity “My favorite thing about Teen Theater is the honesty of it. We talk about such personal things, but we’re all really comfortable with each other,” Smith adds. Teen Theatre has try-outs every summer, and they intend to announce the exact dates in the next few weeks. “The ratio of boys to girls is really slanted, and it would be great if we could get some more boys to balance it out,” commented Excell. Ashland High School students are encouraged to try out.
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January 22, 2010
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Recently, as I strapped myself into my beloved snowboard, I was struck by a sudden realization. Glancing around at all the old codgers grumpily making their way down the slopes on their antique and outdated skis, I was enlightened with the knowledge that skiing is a dying art. Just like Walkmen, two generations of Ipods, and the commercial whaling industry, skiing and skiers shall slip into the dusty annals of history to be recalled now and then as a backwards and antiquated pastime. The age of the snowboarder has dawned! Whoever claimed that two is better than one obviously had never skied before. Having tried it myself once or twice, (nay, judge me not, for I was but a young boy, innocent and uneducated in the ways of the world) I can say from experience that the necessity of keeping track of both skis while trying to shred the slopes radically is an atrocious annoyance. Frozen precipitation is much more thoroughly enjoyed with one’s feet firmly planted side-by-side on the supple and forgiving back of a snowboard. Aside from the snowboard’s superior gracefulness and maneuverability, there is also the fact that said device is far better suited to grinding the occasional rail than skis are. Imagine you’re raging face down
a cheery, sunlit slope when an icy rail rears its ugly head. If you happen to be on skis, this malevolent obstacle proves to be a quandary not so easily solved. Whereas, upon a snowboard, a multitude of options and methods for the taming of this frigid serpent of the slopes are immediately at your disposal. Possibilities which, if attempted by a skier, would more than likely end in death and destruction. Apart from this, there is the social aspect of these competing winter sports. Skiing is increasingly considered to be the sport of the elite few, the aristocracy, the man, if you will. Conversely, snowboarding is now the sport of the common people, those of us concerned with having a good time rather than upholding an image. So I implore you, this New Year, resolve to stick it to the man, resolve to throw down your poles, resolve to slap a board on your feet. My youthful compatriots; resolve to be free! Wynn, my dear, misguided friend. I beg you, as I beg all your equally misguided constituents. Heed my above call to action, there is still time, I tell you! I absolve of your past indiscretions with but this one humble request: be the change you want to see in the world. Be a snowboarder!
Editorial: Helping Haiti Rogue News
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The quaint little town of Ashland is blessed to lie at the base of a magnificent mountain peak. While some simply see the mountain as a pretty addition to the landscape, the more adventurous among us see it as a majestic beast just waiting to be tamed. But before you throw on your tire chains and head up to the slopes, you must first choose your weapon. What will it be? The cumbersome block of a board, or the deadly dual blades and twin spears which comprise the arsenal of a skier. I believe the answer is obvious. So grab a pair of skis and prepare to serenely caress the sensual curves of the frosty mistress we call Mt. Ashland. In order to fully take advantage of the mountains bountiful terrain, skis are a necessity. Why confine your feet to one board when they could be free and independent? It simply makes no sense. Also, who is it that rescues the helpless mountain goers when they’re in need of aid? I believe it is the ski patrol. Not to mention, there isn’t even anything called cross-country snowboarding, now is there? Being a skier myself, I am no stranger to the impeding presence of the common snowboarder. Allow me to inform you of my, and all other skiers’ plight. Often times, as I sit atop the chairlift,
“Life’s most urgent question is: what are you doing for others?” Martin Luther King Jr. wisely pontificated on the necessity of helping others. Now, especially, his words are called to duty. Nearly 200,000 bodies have been recovered in the rubble of recent Haitian earthquakes and the death toll is expected to climb. The United Nations estimates that three million Haitians (one third of the population) are in need of
I enjoy soaking in the sights, smells and sounds of the blanketed mountain. Its serene and solitary atmosphere puts me at peace with the world. That is, until I hear the unmistakable sound of a snowboarder scraping the fluffy fresh snow off the face of the mountain. The atrocity known as the “falling leaf ” is a heinous crime that we skiers would never dare commit. The mountain deserves more from us. Do it a favor by ditching that atrocious board that so mercilessly removes the powder that Mother Nature worked tirelessly all winter to produce. Jake Gavin, a senior at Ashland High School, told me a not so uncommon story about how he switched from snowboarding to skiing. “After years of snowboarding, I decided I wanted to try something new. Now that I’ve made the switch, I can’t even compare the two sports, plus, skiers don’t need to sit in the snow to strap in every run.” I couldn’t agree more, but the fact is, it isn’t up to me to decide which is more enjoyable. I’m just here to prevent you, the reader, from making a terrible mistake. My good (albeit misguided) friend Wilder has already fallen into the trap. I pray you, do not follow him.
basic survival necessities. Volunteers from all over the world have traveled to Haiti to help better the situation. Here in Ashland, there are still ways you can help. The Interact Club is throwing a “Rumble in the Jungle” dance, Thursday the 28 from 8p.m. to 11p.m. in the small gym. All proceeds will go to the Red Cross Haiti Relief Fund. On top of going to the dance, you can simply text “Haiti” to 90999 and it will automatically donate 10 dollars from your phone account to help those in need.
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-”Malcolm in the Middle” goes on air, gracing the world with its presence. -Y2K? We all cross our fingers and hold our breath during the countdown for the new millenium. -George W. Bush is elected after a controversial campaign and a debate over recount. -The billionth living person in India is born. -Hillary Clinton is elected to the United States Senate, becoming the first First Lady of the United States to win public office. -Considered one of the greatest environmental disasters in history, 250 million gallons of coal sludge spill in Kentucky river. -Brazil officially celebrates its 500th anniversary.
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-Spetember 11th terrorist attacks on the Twin Towers and World Trade Center in New York. 3,000 American die. -The first Ipod. The music industry will never be the same. -Aaliyah, a R&B singer dies in plane crash at age 22. Pilot voiced prior concern that weight of luggage was at plane’s weight capacity and should be flown in another jet. The pop star disregarded this advice. -Chuck Norris has babies. Yeah Chuck... -George W. Bush becomes president. Woe is us.
-Jaycee Dugard is found: After 18 years Jaycee is found with her kidnapper. She had birthed two of his children. -Swine Flu- Everyone panics over this huge epidemic. Don’t take the vaccine the government is trying to poison you. -Balloon Boy- 911 call from a distressed parent that his son had flown away in a Mylar balloon. Turns out his son was in the attic and the whole thing was staged for publicity. -Lady Gaga becomes incredibly famous. Ra-ra-oh-la-la. -Kanye West interrupts Taylor Swift. “Ouch” -Octomom- unemployed single mom with 6 kids at home requests that 8 embryos are placed inside her. She can now be an irresponsible parent for even more children. -Michael Jackson dies. The world is a different place. -Avatar in 3-D. 2nd most grossed movie of all time. -Water discovered on the moon. That’s right. Invest now for your new summer home in space. -Ashton Kutcher #1 Tweeter, the epitome of TMI. -Myspace is sooo 2008. Facebook reigns.
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-Baseball star Barry Bond run record. He is also tried faces up to 30 years in pris “not guilty”. - Writers go on epic strike of cinema production to w -China recalls 20 million e after finding lead and loos children dreaming of a car degree burns. -Man of Dubai makes the table donation in modern h ping €7.41 billion (about dollars). -2,100 year-old melon is d archaeologists in western anyone? - Virginia Tech. University 33 lives lost. -Paintings by Picasso and from the Sao Paulo Museu -”Harry Potter and the Dea the fastest selling book in midnight release,11 millio a mere 24 hours. -iPhone is released to gene - Britney shaves her head. tion, what are you trying t
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-Outkast releases hit single “Hey ya!’ -Martha Stewart, the perfect lady of the home breaks her impecable image when arrested for embezzelment. -The Matrix comes out and boggles minds. Followed for years to come by thousands of parodies. -The first camera phones are invented and sold. -President Bush declares war on Iraq and invasion is quick to follow up.
ans advertising of United States products. or of the Barbie Doll, Ruth Handler dies. Did you know that? ake City Olympic games t Fire rages through the Pacific Northwest, burning nearly 500,000 acres. of the Rings: The Two Towers. Best movie ever
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-Facebook is founded in Cambridge, Mass. by Mark Zuckerberg. -Massachusetts becomes the first state to legalize same-sex marriage. -Lance Armstrong wins his sixth consecutive Tour de France cycling title. -With a magnitude of 9.3, the strongest earthquake in 40 years hits the Indian Ocean. Death Toll stands at 186,983 dead with more than 40,000 people mssing. -Britney Spears has her surprise marriage annulled after a whopping 55 hours of merry love. -U.S. media release graphic photos of American soldiers abusing and sexually humiliating Iraqi prisoners at Abu Ghraib prison.
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-Mad Cow Disease Pandemic reemerges. Meat lovers across America shiver with fright. -RIP: James Brown. I feel good? Maybe not so much anymore. -”Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest.” The Jack Sparrow filled sequel becomes Top Grossing Movie of the year. -North Korea tests first nuclear weapon. - Steve Irwin dies. We all cry crocodile tears. - Saddam Hussein is executed. - Pluto is demoted, losing its title as a planet. -Hugo Chavez, President of Venezuela, calls President Bush “the devil.” -Dick Cheney shoots 78-year-old Texan, Harry Whittington. -Google buys out Youtube. -Brangelina have first baby!
2005 -George W. Bush inaugurated for second term. Was once just not enough? -History was made on Feb. 15 when Youtube went online. Oh, the things we’ve seen. -Hurricane Katrina- at least 1,836 lives and countless homes are lost. -Rosa Parks died. -10th planet is discovered in outer layer of solar system. Found in the Kuiper Belt, it is the only known planet larger than Pluto to be so far from the sun. -:”Twilight” is published infecting America with vampire fever.
Lists compiled by Rogue News staff.
Rogue News
January 22, 2010
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A spoon is a deadly weapon by Lucas Opgenorth
Ever since school resumed following AHS’ winter break, students of all ages and social groups at Ashland High School have been walking the halls with a heightened sense of caution, watching for anyone who may be armed with a spoon. The reason for this increase in self-imposed paranoia is the game “Assassin”. Introduced by junior Charlie Bass, the game proliferated via Facebook and word of mouth during the two weeks leading up to Winter Break. Bass assigns targets for participants to “assassinate” by either touching them with a spoon or slipping a piece of paper, reading “poison,” under the unsuspecting victim’s food. Targets can
Graphic by Sarah Lochmiller
make themselves invincible to the blade of an assassin’s spoon by touching another person or seeking sanctuary in a classroom. Finally, when a player in vanquished, they must give the name of his or her assigned victim to the assassin. The game plays itself out until there is but one victorious spoon-bearer remaining. Bass first discovered the game while on a California backpacking trip with about 150 people. “We would hike eight miles overnight just to tag someone with a spoon,” he said of his first experience. Motivated by nothing but the power of boredom, Bass decided to try the game out in a high school setting. The response was a pleasant surprise for the creator who has worked a total of about fifty hours facilitating the game for round one’s 267 players. Of course, the test-run’s success has prompted the organization of a second game witch will cost $1 per participant in order to fund an iPod prize for the winner. Bass’ plans do not stop there. He hopes to organize a citywide game of “Assassin” this summer as well as a dance. While this new sensation has enjoyed massive popularity amongst the student body, some parents have found the violent metaphor of the game slightly disquieting. “I can see how some parents would feel uncomfortable with the name and the idea of ‘killing’ people in a school setting,” said Dean of Students Glenna Stiles. “But there have been no complaints of disruption from teachers and I haven’t seen any real harm that has come from the game,” she continued. Apparently, Stiles trusts that Ashland’s student body possesses the maturity necessary to conceptually separate touching someone with a spoon and committing a literal violent act. In fact, to the contrary of some of these complaints, many feel that the game has actually brought to the school closer together. Chris Landt, who has made a name for himself by using the school intercom system in two unsuccessful attempts to lure his targets to the main office, commented that “It really helps make the school more unified because
Photo by Drew Van Vleck
Charlie Bass poses for the next game of “Assassin”.
we’re all participating in the same game.” Other students have spoken about the bridges that Assassin has built between the school’s usually separate social cliques. It is one thing to complain about the boredom of small town life but it is another thing entirely to take it upon yourself to create something fun for your peers. The noble efforts of Mr. Charlie Bass have introduced a new level of excitement into the mundane, day-to-day high school experience. Safer than Fugitive and more legal than a house party, many students have discovered that Assassin is the perfect form of entertainment during these winter months.
by Jack Dempsey Dear Jack, I lack social skills, but I want to approach the woman of my dreams. How should I go about doing this? - Lonely Lover
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Dear Lonely Lover, You are in high school. She is not the woman of your dreams. You are going through exactly
what every other male has already experienced. If you truly need to satiate your desires, pare back your standards and focus on girls who can tolerate you (you should be so lucky; love is a faux pas) to gain some skills before you subject “perfect” women to your company. Dear Jack, Second semester is approaching, and all motivation is slipping through my fingers. How do I find that final push to get through senior year? - Desperately Seeking Graduation Dear Desperately Seeking Graduation, We’re all struggling. Personally, I’ve been feeling my soul crumble since freshman year. So what makes you so spe-
cial? Suck it up. Dear Jack, I’m afraid that my teacher hates me. Should I try to confront them or to ignore it? - Teacher Troubles Dear Teacher Troubles, I have known teachers who didn’t respect their students. I have known teachers who didn’t like to see their students. However, I have never known a teacher who absolutely hated their students. The problem must be you.
Rogue News
January 20, 2010
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Top 5 Sport Stories of the DECADE by Mason Costantino
#1 Forever Coach K For the 20 plus years David Kitchell spent in the Ashland School District, he was one of the most inspirational and caring coaches and teachers Ashland has ever known. In 2007, the man known best as Coach K lost a five-year battle with cancer in the midst of our football team’s most successful season of the decade. His legacy will continue to live on in the football and basketball programs as well as with all of those who had the pleasure of knowing him as a role model, teacher, and coach. Photo submitted by Daily Tidings
#2 Set for Success Ashland High’s volleyball has indisputedly been the most successful Ashland team in the last decade. They have finished fourth place or better for five straight years, and won the programs first ever state championship in 2005. The volleyball program also boasts a remarkable 48-0 overall record in Southern Sky conference games.
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#3 Hitting Home
Ashland has been one of the top baseball teams in Southern Oregon throughout the decade, but it was not until the last few years that they established themselves as one of the top programs in Oregon. Our state championship in 2008 was the crown jewel of the decade, but semifinal appearances in 2007 and 2009, as well as quarterfinal showings in 2001 and 2004 also forced people to take notice of Ashland baseball.
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#4 Walking on Water In the last two years, the boys and girls water polo teams have become powerhouses in the 5A classification. The boys have won two straight state titles while the girls won state in 2008 and finished second this year. Ashland enjoyed success early in the decade when they finished second in the state in 2000 along with a district championship in 2001.
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#5 Running Wild With Matt Miner winning the 1500m and 3000m state titles in 2008, and Wilder Schaff winning the same two events in 2009, Ashland has become one of the top schools in Oregon for long distance runners. In 2001 Paris Edwards won the 3000m state championship and earned a national top ten ranking, one of three AHS runners (David Morgan and Matt Miner are also in the group) to earn this honor. Off the track, our girls earned the cross country program’s lone state championship in 2006, while our boys team nearly repeated the feat in 2009 when they finished second.
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Salmon with Julienned Vegetables by Mack Conroy
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Ingredients 1/3 cup julienned onion 1/3 cup julienned Broccoli 1/3 cup julienned carrots 1/3 cup julienned snow peas 1/3 cup julienned celery 1 teaspoon salt 1/8 teaspoon ground black lemon pepper 1/8 teaspoon whole coriander seed, ground fine 1 (8-ounce) salmon fillet, pin bones removed 1 apple cut into wedges 1 tablespoon dry vermouth
Directions: Roll out a 3 foot long section of parchment paper. In the center of the paper draw a heart shape that reaches the edges. Fold paper in half & cut out the heart. Place onion, Broccoli, snow peas, and carrots on the left side of the shape leaving . Mix together ground coriander, salt, and lemon pepper. Lightly coat vegetables with spices. Place the salmon fillet on top of the veggies and sprinkle on the rest of the spices. Evenly disperse the apple slices on the salmon then sprinkle with vermouth. Fold in side of the paper over the fish and beginning at the crest of the paper crimp the sides together making a slight seal. Twist the ends making it as tight as possible with out ripping the paper. Set the microwave settings to high and microwave for 4 minutes in a microwaveable dish.
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Indian Spiced Chickpea and Fire Roasted Tomato Soup by Mack Conroy Ingredients 1/4 cup extra-virgin olive oil, 2 turns of the pan 2 cloves garlic, chopped 1/4 cup chedder chesse 2 leafs bazil y 2 cans chickpeas, drained nro Co k c 1 small onion, coarsely chopped Ma by o t 2 teaspoons ground cumin, 2/3 palm full pho 1/2 teaspoon ground cardamom 1/2 teaspoon turmeric Salt and pepper 2 cups chicken or vegetable stock 1 (28-ounce) can fire roasted tomatoes (fire roasted tomatoes are purchasable at any major food market (shopping cart, Safeway ect.)
Directions: Heat a medium pot with extra-virgin olive oil over medium heat. Add garlic and cook 2 to 3 minutes. Grind the chickpeas and onion in food processor. Add to pot and cook 5 minutes to sweeten onion. Season the chickpeas with cumin, cardamom, turmeric, salt and pepper. Stir in stock, then tomatoes. Simmer soup 5 to 10 minutes to combine flavors. place on soup strips of chesse and basil as garnish, serve with a dollop of yogurt and bread for dipping.
2010 Stevia Sweet by Ellie Schaer Your resolution; having a sweet lifestyle Mine; showing you how to do so without sugar Your 2010 can be healthier, and just as sweet. I will be sharing with you in my weekly column on roguenews.net how sweet your lifestyle in 2010 can be, even without sugar. Stevia is a plant native to South America and is a good 300 times sweeter than sugar. For centuries it has been used by several native tribes as a food additive for both it’s sweetening potential and its health benefiting properties. Find my column ‘2010 Stevia Sweet’ on roguenews.net and learn just how sweet your New Year can be. Stevia Banana Bread ·1/4 cup melted butter or vegetable oil ·3 ripe bananas mushed ·1 teaspoon vanilla extract ·2 eggs ·1/3 cup milk ·1 whole wheat flour .1 cup oats ·1 1/2 teaspoon baking soda ·1/2 teaspoon stevia powder ·1/2 teaspoon salt ·1/2 cup nuts (walnuts,almonds) chopped
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Preheat oven to 350 degrees. 1.In a large bowl, mix together butter/oil, bananas, vanilla, eggs, and milk. 2.In a medium bowl, combine the dry ingredients (flour, soda, stevia, salt). 3.Mix the dry ingredients with the wet ingredients until just combined. 4.Fold in the nuts. 5.Pour into pan 9x5 loaf pan and bake for about 1 hour (for faster resoult; pour into muffin baking baking sheet and bake for about 20 min.