November 20, 2017
Volume XII, Issue III
The Diviners by Taylor Kelly-McMahon
Ashland High School’s (AHS) fall play, The Divin- to the water, convinced that CC Showers is baptizing ers, just ended and was received with great reviews. Buddy Layman, even though he is merely teaching It was set in Indiana during the Great Depression, him how to swim. While trying to fend off the town and revolves around Buddy Layman, a sweet men- people, Buddy Layman loses his footing and drowns tally challenged boy (played by junior Nicky Clary), in the river. who has a crippling fear of waThe performances in the Diter, causing him to never wash viners were exceptional, espeor clean himself. This same fear cially the lead Nicky Clary who of water also allows him to prehad the hard job of playing a dict when it is going to rain. CC very complex character without Showers (played by senior Nur making fun of his mental state. Shelton), an ex-preacher trying He was convincing and loving, to start anew, moves to town and giving the character depth and begins working for Buddy Laylayers, and all without being man’s father (played by senior over-the-top, or unenthusiastic. Kyle Storie). Buddy’s sister JenBetsy Bishop, the head of the nie May (played by junior Kate theater department, wants to Jacques-Prentice) quickly begins start doing more non-comedic to form feelings for CC Showers, plays, especially for students and the two start a friendship. who want to expand their exNorma Henshaw, a storeowner pertise in dramatic acting. As who wants church back in town, for the rest of the year, the AHS is convinced that CC is a sign courtesy of Denise Baratta theater department is doing from God, and that he is going to bring good news two musicals: Crazy for You, a Gershwin musical in to the town with his preaching glory, even though the winter, and the rousing 60s rock musical, Hair, in he swears never to preach again. The play ends in a the spring. heartbreaking tragedy when Norma leads the people
Hoco Roast
by Jade Bromley
This year’s homecoming may have been space themed, but it was in no way out of this world. In fact, it boiled down to a cliché (like most school dances do) complete with the predictable playlist of loud obnoxious music that assaulted your eardrums. The promise of the bubble room and theater brought little relief; there’s only so long a girl can play with bubbles, and the idea of sitting in the theater, ruining Star Wars with today’s worst hits playing next door made my skin crawl. Sure, dancing is fun, but that fun was tempered by the fact that I got knocked into every five seconds by some gyrating kid and I have a bruise on my foot from being stepped on. Even worse was the inner circle: a death trap from hell where you didn’t know where your skin began and the stranger’s touching you ended. The overwhelming heat of shoving a couple hundred bodies into a windowless room made you feel like you were on Mars, but the mass of sweaty bodies bumping against each other with a total lack of rhythm was all too familiar. The sci-fi posters were cool, but for some reason I thought there would be more than paper planets stuck to the walls to give the illusion of space. And don’t even get me started on the evil silver streamers that tried to strangle me every time I left the room. I was seriously so close to ripping them down. Overall, it was an uninspired high school dance. But though I hate to say it—I mean, I really hate to say it—I actually had fun.
Honey Roast
by Jasmine Wallin
This year’s Homecoming blasted off to space and burst through the doors of Science Works. With a big turnout, Homecoming was a fun way to let out all of our collective teenage angst through sweaty dancing. Inside the building, we were welcomed by the familiar setting of Science Works, with its knickknacks and science tricks, and greeted by friendly front desk people who kept the line moving. Further into the building, a convenient table of paper cups next to orange containers of water kept people from adding anything funky to the mix, and from dying of dehydration. Even though there was no alcohol allowed on the dance floor, plenty of shots were taken at the photo booth, which had a R2-D2 cut-out and a nice background to take group pictures. Once I got past all of the random grinding, it was fun jumping up and down with my friends for an hour or two. Although they didn’t play all of my jams, I was still happy with the music, which luckily didn’t pause randomly (like a certain Spotify playlist from last year). The bubble room and theater were also open to use this year, which was helpful if you needed to take a breather from the sauna of a dance floor. For those less inclined to rave, the theater was playing Star Wars on a full screen. Homecoming is usually just your typical high school party, but this year, everything from the lights and music to the bubbles and movie brought it up to a new level. I’m glad I went.
In This Edition:
P2. Retiring Registrar P2. Sports Stats P3. Holiday Volunteering P3. Boy Scouts P4. Where Are They Now? P5. Supreme Court P5. Accessibility P6. Fall Scavenger Hunt P7. Student Features P7. Thanksgiving Survival P8. NaNoWriMo P9. Book Reviews P10. Marijuana Debate P11. Sexual Assault P12. Game of Scones
Is AHS Accessible?
Rogue News reviews the conditions of the campus buildings and interviews Jack Schubert about his experience as an injured student navigating AHS on crutches.
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Holiday Survival Guide Follow Jade Bromley’s nine steps to surviving the Holidays with your family free of uncomfortable questions and debate.
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Linguistic Leaders at AHS
Rogue News is featuring budding writers at AHS, in celebration of National Novel Writing Month and the ambition of novelists and writers everywhere.
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Game of Scones, A Coffee Roast Winter is Coming! Find out which coffee shop you need to spend your fall afternoons in and decide which coffee shop deserves to sit on the Iron Throne.
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