Writers Assignment: "So WTF is Beme?" By Rowen Smith
JUMPCUT STUDIOS WRITERS ASSIGMENT
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Kongs Channel KONG’s channel EP101 BEME Draft 1
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Rowen Smith JUMPCUT STUDIOS Kong Kong
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INT. STUDIO: King is talking to camera with a 20mm Prime feel and a green screen background for Post Production Illustrations and interactive social design & opening titles.
KONG So today we are looking at a shitload of other stuff that you might be interested across the US, since have you guys still get money from your parents and dont need a real job like the Latino community who all work at Burger King, Carls Junior and Maccie D’s, but lets not get political here. Today we are talking BEME.
INSERT: BEME LOGO
KONG okay so what is Beme, who started and why do you want to know about it? In today’s show we are looking at this new app that Caset Nessait created. If you dont know who Casey Nessait is. It’s the guy with the huge eyes in this photo.
INSERT: A group working photo with casey and his huge eyes.
KONG yeah, the guy who looks like an Alien. If I was a Hollywood Producer, I would make a film about this guy in an animation movie and make him the Antagonist who detroyes planet earth with weird lazer beams coming out of his big weird eyes, but lets focus on the topic her. Beme. Which is actually pretty fucking decent if you ask me.
INSERT: Mini Montage edited together, giving some visuals of Beme, and some edited footage of Casey and his Start-up business.
KONG So beme is this cool new app, that is kind of like instagram and snapchat and all these social media driven apps, that allows you to create a video of yourself, but you cant see what your filming until it reached someone else who watches it, and then reacts on it, and you then get to see what the person on the other end looks like when they see your big old eyes. Thats what I think Casey pitched to the investor stupid or smart enough ti give a crap about an app like this, the only difference is that the investor probably shat himself when Casey started projecting lazer beams out of his crazy alien eyes. and that dear friends is how the name of the app came into being
2 VIDEO INSERT: Drumroll and Beme Imagery with the title: BEME
INSERT: Hot girl sitting at home doing nothing, eating pizza. We follow her with a sequence of Beme intercuts. INTERCUT: This is juxtaposed with a Latino guy working a double shift at Carls Junior, working hard, making fun of beme, saying stuff like
AUDIO KONG So Casey explains it pretty well online on his social media page and he talks exclusively to Gary Vaynerchuck about it on his channel Garyvee. These two guys are crazy Hypermaniacs, but thats okay, they give insight on cool things and create cool app that wastes my american time.
LATINO GUY I work my ass off, while other lazy ass american teenagers sit on their asses playing with beme, so I decided to give them a little taste of what its like in the real world.
INT. STUDIO: We’re back on Kong in the Studio.
INSERT: Kong is using BEME to socially give some cool insights on his awesome day, to all his fans and the fans of all the channels at Jumpcut Studios, (like a marketing tool) but more informal, where Kong is doing fun stuff with beme, that is actually super duper clever and quircky. INT. STUDIO:
KONG So you get not really working at Beming you I do.
guys and girls. Beme is useful, unless you are macdonalds and someone is with some knowledge, like
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and we’re back in the studio.
KONG So Casey talks about looking at the world through your own eyes, and seeing the world through your phone, not seeing you through your phone and editing yourself to be some kind of a hot supermodel and them sharing that with the Football team at UCLA....That’s not what Beme is. The only real way that Beme could work is to allow it to interact with other people. and thats what humans do. We fucking interact....Some of work at Carls Junior, we we are forced to
INSERT: Latino guy not enjoying giving food to rude customers
KONG Others really like interacting, way too much
INSERT: Hot girl at home doing nothing but BEMING. non stop! a montage of her just BEMING everything useless thing on earth! INT. STUDIO: Back on Kong
KONG You see what Casey was trying to do with the app, was to see if he can connect the uncanny valley of scrutiny versus the realist world of real time communication. That idea in itself deserves some respect.
INSERT: A few Latino guys with tattoos standing near their pimped out car, in a group yelling
LATINO GROUP RESPECT!
INT. STUDIO: Back on Kong.
KONG It’s an app that creates a virtual version of who we are that resembles reality. According to Casey, when he’s talking to Gary Vaynerchuck on his channel GaryVee. let’s see what he means
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INSERT: inserts and edited sequences of Casey trying to explain what Beme is on ASK GARY, Gary Vaynerchucks show, but the funny part is how Gary always takes over his show with TALKING TALKING TALKING and its like super hard for Casey to explain what Beme is. INT. STUDIO: Back on Kong
KONG So the app is officially launching in the next year+...does that have anything to do with Google+ and do they have connections with Larry Page and does Beme fall into Alphabet as the B. i dont know, maybe they should think about it. Beme could do wonders when connecting with Google in terms of Google Chat, Google Hangouts, Google Talk and Google Plus Profiles. but lets leave for now. I dont want be a billionare just yet..."wink wink nudge nudge"
INSERT: Kong is interacting with the City, testing his new app. Beme. The world doesnt seem intersted, to see what he has to offer (like patrons on the street walking to work etc) but Kong is diligent and decides to just BEME the fuck out of everything. Kong runs after a group of people, with rage, BEMING away!
KONG Hey. Hi. Hey guys. do you wanna see this cool new thing I have on my phone. Its called Beme. Check it out..No, not intersted, Fine. Suit yourself. Im gonna fucking Beme the fuck out of you!
KONG Add me on Beme! Add me on Beme!
INT. STUDIO: Kong is at easy, rage has passed. back in the studio.
KONG Beme is different. forces you to make friends, and see how they see you.
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MONTAGE: Outro Montage with titles, social media marketing titles. footage of: Latino guy at Carls Junior having fun with Beme Latino spinning their car on the side walk Kong trying to make friends using beme, still running after random people trying to convince them of Beme Hot girl, still doing nothing, on the couch. Beming selfies.
INSERT: Kong speaking to Casey (BEMING HIM)
INSERT: Shot of Casey BEMING Kong! killer marketing angle!
KONG Tune in to our next episode. where we look at (TITLE OF NEW SHOW). Thanks for watching and remember KONG Hi Casey, I dont have friends. Please Beme me back and be my Bro!