What kind of homework do you do on the couch? Multipli-cushion
Did you hear about the guy who stuck his finger in a light socket?
No, what happened? It was shocking!
Altrusa International of Portales, NM would like to extend an invitation to their major fundraiser, Holiday Happening 2022.
How does a cow get to the office?
Holiday Happening includes camaraderie and warm hospitality, gorgeous holiday themed table-scapes, a catered meal, a fashion show, door prizes, musical entertainment, and an extensive silent auction.
CROSSWORD PUZZLE
On a cow-moo-ter train.
December 3, 2022 10:30 AM - 2:00 PM
* Deadline to Purchase Nov. 10, 2022
What do you get when you cross a dinosaur and gunpowder?
Dino-mite
Why did the skeleton refuse to go to the dance?
He had no-BODY to dance with.
All proceeds from Holiday Happening 2022 will be used for community service projects:
• Dolly Parton Imagination Library
Why did the suspenders have to go to jail?
• College Scholarships
• Meals on Wheels
• Other Community Needs that arise
For ticket information, Call Dannah Brown 575-607-6201
They held up a pair of pants. JANUARY 10
Tickets are $200.00 for a table of 8 or individual tickets are $30.00 each. TICKET MUST BE PURCHASED IN ADVANCE.
“The word of the Lord endureth forever.” 1Peter 1:25
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