Altrusa International of Portales, NM would like to extend an invitation to their major fundraiser, Holiday Happening 2022.
Holiday Happening includes camaraderie and warm hospitality, gorgeous holiday themed table-scapes, a catered meal, a fashion show, door prizes, musical entertainment, and an extensive silent auction.
* Deadline to Purchase Nov. 10, 2022
2024 NFL SCHEDULE
(Games grouped by start times and listed alphabetically by home team)
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Thursday, September 05, 2024
Friday, September 06, 2024
September 08, 2024 Monday, September 09, 2024
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September 12, 2024 Sunday, September 15, 2024
“The word of the Lord endureth forever.” I Peter 1:25
SATURDAY, AUGUST 24, 2024
THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 10,
SATURDAY,
NOVEMBER 5, 2022
Lawrence Welk Wild Kratts Goldbergs Legally Blonde 2: Red, White & Blonde (2003) One Day Tour of Duty Å The Fugitive Criss Angel RoboCop 2 (1990) Peter Weller. Fear Factor Å To Be Announced Bones (In Stereo) Å The Perfect Guy (2015) Sanaa Lathan.
MONDAY, AUGUST 26, 2024
AM 8
Reed Perry Mason Å The National Desk (N) The Crow (1994, Action) Brandon Lee. Wipeout Å Planet Forensic Court Curious Arthur Tiger Daily Flash (N) Å Home Imp. Father D. Reed Paid Prog. Wagons West Rod Cameron. Forensic Court
Kenneth Herbert Lumber LLC
TUESDAY, AUGUST 27, 2024
TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 8, 2022
WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 28, 2024
WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 9,
AM 7 :30 Darley Elementary Curious Dish Nat. Home Imp. Father Rawhide Å D. Reed Perry Mason Å The National Desk (N) The Town That Dreaded Sundown (1976) Wipeout Å Life 2.0 Guns of Diablo (1964) Charles Bronson. Leverage Å Court Railway Arthur Tiger Daily Flash (N) Å Home Imp. Father D. Reed Paid Prog. Court AM 8 :30 History Detectives Å Curious Rosie Today 3rd Hour Å Home Imp. Dennis The High Chaparral Petticoat Caso cerrado (N) Matlock (In Stereo) Å Kelly and Ryan Maury (In Stereo) Å Life-Edge Kelly and Ryan FamFeud Leverage Å Court Tiger Donkey Law&Crime Home Imp. Dennis Petticoat Life-Edge
700 Club Å Dateline Å Night Court Martian JAG (In Stereo) Å Lucy Show Más sabe The Waltons Å News Karamo (In Stereo) Å
PM 7 :30 Rick Steves Art Nature
Star Trek Å Through the Decades Andy G. The 56th Annual CMA Awards (N) (In Stereo Live) Å Divorce Buffy, Vampire Slayer Wipeout Å Survivor (N) Å The Masked Singer (N) Rooster Cogburn (1975) John Wayne. Å Scorpion Å Tyler Perry’s Boo! A Madea Halloween Tyler Perry. Å Wild Kratts Home Imp. Jeffersons Andy G. Divorce
THURSDAY,
AUGUST 29, 2024
THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 10, 2022
FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 11, 2022
7 :30 Song of the Mountains Elementary Curious Dish Nat. Home Imp. Father Rawhide Å D. Reed Perry Mason Å
(N) Å Home Imp. Father D. Reed
(N)
(In Stereo) Å Kelly and Ryan Maury (In Stereo) Å Life-Edge Kelly and Ryan FamFeud 40 Guns to Apache Pass Audie Murphy. NCIS: New Orleans Court
(1988, Horror) Franc Luz.
WHAT DO YOU DO FOR FUN?
Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: To prove that he wasn’t a chicken!
Why are cheetahs bad at playing hideand-seek?
They’re too easy to spot!
Q: What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter?
A: Quack! Quack!
Why was the dog running around the bed all night?
Q: What do you get when you cross a turkey and an octopus?
I think it was tying to catch up on its sleep!
A: Enough drumsticks to feed an army!
What do you get when you cross a skunk with a teddy bear?
Q: Which country does not celebrate Thanksgiving?
A: Turkey!
Winnie the Pee-yew!
Q: What do snowmen eat for Thanksgiving?
A: Ice-burgers!
What did the judge say when a wet dog walked in?
“Odor in the court!”
TWO "I'S"
Q: Why did the pilgrim’s pants keep falling off?
A: Because they wore their belt buckle on their hats!
What kind of music do bunnies listen to?
Hip-Hop
Q: Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America?
A: On their feet!
Why did the kid put a cake in the freezer?
Because his mom said to ice it!
