Altrusa International of Portales, NM would like to extend an invitation to their major fundraiser, Holiday Happening 2022.
Holiday Happening includes camaraderie and warm hospitality, gorgeous holiday themed table-scapes, a catered meal, a fashion show, door prizes, musical entertainment, and an extensive silent auction.
* Deadline to Purchase Nov. 10, 2022
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THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 10,
PM 3 :30 Kitchen Knit Molly Jim S. Spoons Walker, Texas Ranger The Fugitive Rifleman Highway Thru Hell RoboCop (In Stereo) FailFactory Bones (In Stereo) Å Cook Old House Wild Kratts Jim S. Spoons
Bloodline Detectives RoboCop (In Stereo)
The Gunfight at Dodge City Joel McCrea. Bones (In Stereo) Å My Studio Arthur NBC News Jim Kotter Noticias T Stooges Football FailFactory 2022 World Series Pregame Å
PM 6 :30 Antiques Roadshow
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Simpsons
Å To Be Announced
World Series: Philadelphia Phillies at Houston Astros. (N) Å The Tall Stranger (1957) Joel McCrea. Bones (In Stereo) Å Fi. Happy Heartland Tiger Goldbergs Alice Å Trash (2014) Rickson Tevis. (In Stereo) Fi. Happy PM 7 :30 Great Performances (In Stereo) Å Lawrence Welk Wild Kratts Goldbergs Legally Blonde 2: Red, White & Blonde (2003) One Day Tour of Duty Å The Fugitive Criss Angel RoboCop 2 (1990) Peter Weller. Fear Factor Å To Be Announced Bones (In Stereo) Å The Perfect Guy (2015) Sanaa Lathan.
PM 5 :30 Weekend Sewing Elementary TBA Legally Blonde Reese Witherspoon. Å Kotter Black Sheep Squadron The Fugitive How to Train Your Dragon 2 Stooges Football Burgers RoboCop (1987) Peter Weller. Wipeout Å Jeopardy! Bones (In Stereo) Å Santa Fe Sew Easy Cyberchas College Football: Clemson at Notre Dame. (N) (Live) Neighbor Kotter Stooges College Football: Florida State at Miami. (N) (In Stereo Live) Å Burgers Wheel
Combat! Å The Fugitive Sventoonie Animals Fear Factor Å 48 Hours (N) Å Fort Massacre (1958) Joel McCrea. Å Bones (In Stereo) Å Show Red Green Mr. Rogers Day of th... ade Bunker Batman Animals
PM 9 :30 Caverns Austin City Limits Å Lawrence Welk KAMR Lo Valley Girl (1983) Nicolas Cage. Å Maude Combat!
National Desk (N) The Crow (1994, Action) Brandon Lee. Wipeout Å Planet
TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 8, 2022
AM 7 :30 Samantha Elementary Curious Dish Nat. Home Imp. Father Rawhide Å D. Reed Perry Mason Å The National Desk (N) The Magic Sword (1962) Basil Rathbone. Wipeout Å DIY Sci Frenchie (1951)
WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 9, 2022
(1964) Charles Bronson. Leverage Å Court
The 56th Annual CMA Awards (N) (In Stereo Live) Å Divorce Buffy, Vampire Slayer Wipeout Å Survivor (N) Å The Masked Singer (N) Rooster Cogburn (1975) John Wayne. Å
THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 10, 2022
:30 Song of the Mountains Elementary Curious Dish Nat. Home Imp. Father Rawhide Å D. Reed Perry Mason Å
National Desk (N)
Manhunter Court Arthur Tiger Daily Flash (N) Å Home Imp. Father D. Reed
Atomic Brain (1964) Wipeout Å
Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
When do farmers go bald?
A: To prove that he wasn’t a chicken!
When they have re-seeding hairlines.
Q: What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter?
How do you know when it’s been raining cats & dogs?
A: Quack! Quack!
When you step in a poodle
Q: What do you get when you cross a turkey and an octopus?
What do you get when you cross an owl and bubble gum?
A bird that will chews wisely.
A: Enough drumsticks to feed an army!
Knock Knock who’s there?
Q: Which country does not celebrate Thanksgiving?
Leon
Leon who?
A: Turkey!
I’d be Leon if I told you I didn’t love knockknock jokes.
Q: What do snowmen eat for Thanksgiving?
A: Ice-burgers!
What kind of homework do you on the couch? Multi-li-cushion.
Q: Why did the pilgrim’s pants keep falling off?
Solution:
C O M P E T E N T
A D O R N X H N E I G N O R E D S A T S I N C O G N I T A D R O N E C U A U S O Y R T A P E L I E U
E D E L W E I S S Solution
A: Because they wore their belt buckle on their hats!
Tim: Did you hear about the guy who stuck his finger in a light socket?
Scott: No, what happened?
Tim: It was shocking!
Q: Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America?
A: On their feet!
