NFL GAME TIMES - NETWORK (ALL TIMES EASTERN TIME) DECEMBER 20
“The Lord is nigh unto them that are of a broken heart.” Psalm 34:18
THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 10,
PM 3 :30 Kitchen Knit Molly
(In Stereo) Å Cook Old House Wild Kratts
PM 6 :30 Antiques Roadshow
S. Spoons
S. Spoons Walker, Texas Ranger The Fugitive Rifleman Highway Thru Hell RoboCop (In Stereo)
Bloodline Detectives RoboCop (In Stereo)
(In Stereo) Å My Studio Arthur NBC News Jim Kotter Noticias T Stooges Football FailFactory 2022 World Series Pregame Å
Å
Be Announced
Series: Philadelphia
The Gunfight at Dodge City Joel McCrea.
PM 5 :30 Weekend Sewing Elementary TBA Legally Blonde Reese Witherspoon. Å Kotter Black Sheep Squadron The Fugitive How to Train Your Dragon 2 Stooges Football Burgers RoboCop (1987) Peter Weller. Wipeout Å Jeopardy! Bones (In Stereo) Å Santa Fe Sew Easy Cyberchas College Football: Clemson at Notre Dame. (N) (Live) Neighbor Kotter Stooges College Football: Florida State at Miami. (N) (In Stereo Live) Å Burgers Wheel
at Houston Astros. (N) Å
Tall Stranger (1957) Joel McCrea. Bones (In Stereo) Å Fi. Happy Heartland Tiger Goldbergs Alice Å Trash (2014) Rickson Tevis. (In Stereo) Fi. Happy PM 7 :30 Great Performances (In Stereo) Å Lawrence Welk Wild Kratts Goldbergs Legally Blonde 2: Red, White & Blonde (2003) One Day Tour of Duty Å The Fugitive Criss Angel RoboCop 2 (1990) Peter Weller. Fear Factor Å To Be Announced Bones (In Stereo) Å The Perfect Guy (2015) Sanaa Lathan. Curious Simpsons One Day PM 8 :30 Curious Arthur Simpsons Bunker Combat! Å The Fugitive Sventoonie Animals Fear Factor Å 48 Hours (N) Å Fort Massacre (1958) Joel McCrea. Å Bones (In Stereo) Å Show Red Green Mr. Rogers Day of th... ade Bunker Batman Animals
PM 9 :30 Caverns Austin City Limits Å Lawrence Welk KAMR Lo Valley Girl (1983) Nicolas Cage. Å Maude Combat!
Home Center
TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 8, 2022
WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 9,
(1976)
THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 10,
Why is Santa scared of chimneys?
Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
Because he’s claus-trophobic!
A: To prove that he wasn’t a chicken!
What kind of bug hates Christmas?
Q: What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter?
A humbug!
A: Quack! Quack!
Knock, knock, who’s there?
Snow.
Q: What do you get when you cross a turkey and an octopus?
Snow who?
Snow use. Christmas is coming!
WHAT ABOUT "AI"?
A: Enough drumsticks to feed an army!
What do you call a penguin wear ear muffs?
Anything, he can’t hear you!
Q: Which country does not celebrate Thanksgiving?
A: Turkey!
Why did’t Rudolph get a good report card?
Because he went down in history!
Q: What do snowmen eat for Thanksgiving?
A: Ice-burgers!
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite!
TWO "I'S"
Q: Why did the pilgrim’s pants keep falling off?
A: Because they wore their belt buckle on their hats!
What kind of car do elves drive in the off-season?
A minivan!
Knock, knok who’s there?
Q: Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America?
Dexter.
Dexter who?
A: On their feet!
Dexter halls with boughs of holly. . . .
WHAT ABOUT "AI"?
WHAT ABOUT "AI"?
WHAT ABOUT "AI"?
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