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Application letters should state why you want the post and the relevant qualities or experience you can bring to the team.

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c a n h i g h s c h o o l i d e o l o g y o Ă? t h e 80s, a n d it's Sci-Fi t o o ! Ăś W h a t ĂĽ â ç e c o u l d y o u w a n t in a Ă? Ă&#x; ĂŠ ĂĽ I üáèt ĂĄ âãĂ? äè s here to b e i n g slightly biased o n a c c o u n t o Ă? t h e Ă? Ă&#x17E; ĂĄ t t h a t I a ĂĽ a è ä ĂŠ Ă? ĂŞ ĂĄ â ĂŁ Ă? ä è è ä d Sci-Fi nut. I'ĂĽ s u r e t h e r e a r e p l e n t y o Ă? y o u è ø ĂĽ ĂŚ Ă&#x17E; Ă Ăš Ă&#x; è ä ç s o u t t h e r e b u t , l e t ' s Ăş Ăť Ăź e it, IC Is a p r e t t y u n i q u e p l a c e i n èâüe ýÞýÿ

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like U r b a n S p o r t s w e a r o r ' U t i l i t y C h i c ' .

Like ü â è t S c i e n c e F i c t i o n , o � c o u r s e t h e r e i s n ' t a s c i e n t i s t t o b e � â á ã d i n The Faculty. it's t h e k i d s w h o

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p e o p l e t h i n k t h e s e r e p r e s e n t a t i o n s oĂ? scientists a n d s c i e n c e in p o p u l a r c u l t u r e c o u l d a c t u a l l y Ă&#x17E; Ă? Ă? ä ĂĄ t o u r choice oĂ? career a n d w h e t h e r to

ä å â ü e 'real' sci-

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Day.

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a n d o r i g i n a l s t o r i e s b u t w i t h Ă?ĂŠĂ&#x17E; t a n d ĂŠ Ă&#x; Ă? ä ĂŠ ä è s c h a r a c ters. T h e Ă? â ç ĂĽ ä r a p p r o a c h , c o n c e n t r a t i n g o n c h a r a c t e r , is a ĂĽ â ç e r e c e n t ĂŚ Ăš ä ĂŁ â ĂĽ ä ĂŁ Ă&#x17E; .

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o è ĂĄ Ă&#x; ä ĂŁ Ă Ă&#x; Ă? Ă&#x; c h e r o is a ĂĄ â ĂĽ ĂŚ ĂŠ ä x c r e a t u r e , ç ä Ă? ĂŠ ä ĂĄ Ă Ă&#x; ĂŁ g its l i n e a g e as ĂĽ á ĂĄ h as it r e b e l s a g a i n s t It. It is n a t u r a l that Sci-Fi a n d t h e s c i e n t i s t s w e Ă? Ă&#x; ĂŁ d t h e r e e v o l v e a s s c i ence advances and our society's attitudes change.

driven plots a n d towards character driven o n e s . Tw o

o b s e s s i v e l y r e c y c l e s a n d p r e a c h e s at o t h e r s t o d o t h e

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r a t h e r i n t e r e s t i n g r e c e n t ä ĂŤ Ă&#x17E; ĂĽ ĂŚ ĂŠ ä s a r e Jurassic

è Ă&#x17E; ĂĽ ä . H e is t h e o n e w h o is ĂŹ ä Ăš ä ĂĽ ä ĂŁ Ă ĂŠ y a g a i n s t t h e

nuclear w e a p o n s , scientists è á � � ä ç ä d è â ü e really b a d

a n d Independence

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r e a c t i o n to t h e i d e a that scientists a r c Ă&#x17E; ĂĽ â ç Ă&#x17E; l

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guys, t h e r e are other characters w h o are also s c i e n -

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scientists. H e r o i s ü has å â ü e to be a s s o c i a t e d w i t h

tists. P a l a e o n t o l o g i s t s h a v e a l w a y s b e e n p r e t t y c o o l

in t h e Ă?Ă&#x;çè t p l a c e . N o w t h a t t h e p o w e r a n d c o n t r o l o Ă?

the s u p p r e s s i o n rather t h a n the use oĂ? n e w k n o w l -

by virtue o Ă? t h e Ă?Ă&#x17E;ĂĄt that d i n o s a u r s are c o o l , but t h e

nuclear w e a p o n s has p a s s e d out oĂ? the h a n d s oĂ? the

ü â è t I n t e r e s t i n g c h a r a c t e r h a s t o b e Dr Ian

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a c t e r s w h o a r e a w a r e o Ă? t h e c o n s e q u e n c e s a n d try

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to e n c o u r a g e restraint.

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But t h i s is all a n a s i d e r e a l l y . W h a t w e w a n t t o

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with n o t h o u g h t Ă?âr the c o n s e q u e n c e s oĂ? ĂĽ ä Ă­ Ă­ ĂŠ Ă&#x; ĂŁ g

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with nature, M a l c o ĂĽ advocates caution and respect

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r the natural order oĂ? things.

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