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c a n h i g h s c h o o l i d e o l o g y o Ă? t h e 80s, a n d it's Sci-Fi t o o ! Ăś W h a t ĂĽ â ç e c o u l d y o u w a n t in a Ă? Ă&#x; ĂŠ ĂĽ I üáèt ĂĄ âãĂ? äè s here to b e i n g slightly biased o n a c c o u n t o Ă? t h e Ă? Ăž ĂĄ t t h a t I a ĂĽ a è ä ĂŠ Ă? ĂŞ ĂĄ â ĂŁ Ă? ä è è ä d Sci-Fi nut. I'ĂĽ s u r e t h e r e a r e p l e n t y o Ă? y o u è ø ĂĽ ĂŚ Ăž Ă Ăš Ă&#x; è ä ç s o u t t h e r e b u t , l e t ' s Ăş Ăť Ăź e it, IC Is a p r e t t y u n i q u e p l a c e i n èâüe ýÞýÿ

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like U r b a n S p o r t s w e a r o r ' U t i l i t y C h i c ' . Like ü â è t S c i e n c e F i c t i o n , o � c o u r s e t h e r e i s n ' t a s c i e n t i s t t o b e � â á ã d i n The Faculty. it's t h e k i d s w h o

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w h e n Ă? Ă&#x; ĂŠ ĂĽ s h a v e s c i e n t i s t s in Ă Ăš ä ĂĽ , è â ĂĽ ä Ă Ăš Ă&#x; ĂŁ g h a s c h a n g e d recently. Just w h e n w e w e r e g e t t i n g u s e d to è â ĂĽ e nice, ĂĄ â ĂĽ Ă? â ç Ă Ăž ĂŠ y p r e d i c t a b l e , s t e r e o t y p e s , there springs a n e w b r e e d oĂ? ĂĽ â ĂŹĂ&#x; e scientist.

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p e o p l e t h i n k t h e s e r e p r e s e n t a t i o n s oĂ? scientists a n d s c i e n c e in p o p u l a r c u l t u r e c o u l d a c t u a l l y Ăž Ă? Ă? ä ĂĄ t o u r choice oĂ? career a n d w h e t h e r to

ä å â ü e 'real' sci-

e n t i s t s or n o t . S o w h a t is t h i s Ă&#x; ĂĽ Ăž e t h a t ' s s u p p o s e d Ăś to be p e n e t r a t i n g our s u b c o n s c i o u s C l a s s i c n a r r a t i v e t e n s i o n in t h e character driven stories a n d

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Day.

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a n d o r i g i n a l s t o r i e s b u t w i t h Ă?ĂŠĂž t a n d ĂŠ Ă&#x; Ă? ä ĂŠ ä è s c h a r a c ters. T h e Ă? â ç ĂĽ ä r a p p r o a c h , c o n c e n t r a t i n g o n c h a r a c t e r , is a ĂĽ â ç e r e c e n t ĂŚ Ăš ä ĂŁ â ĂĽ ä ĂŁ Ăž .

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o è ĂĄ Ă&#x; ä ĂŁ Ă Ă&#x; Ă? Ă&#x; c h e r o is a ĂĄ â ĂĽ ĂŚ ĂŠ ä x c r e a t u r e , ç ä Ă? ĂŠ ä ĂĄ Ă Ă&#x; ĂŁ g its l i n e a g e as ĂĽ á ĂĄ h as it r e b e l s a g a i n s t It. It is n a t u r a l that Sci-Fi a n d t h e s c i e n t i s t s w e Ă? Ă&#x; ĂŁ d t h e r e e v o l v e a s s c i ence advances and our society's attitudes change.

driven plots a n d towards character driven o n e s . Tw o

o b s e s s i v e l y r e c y c l e s a n d p r e a c h e s at o t h e r s t o d o t h e

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r a t h e r i n t e r e s t i n g r e c e n t ä ĂŤ Ăž ĂĽ ĂŚ ĂŠ ä s a r e Jurassic

è Ăž ĂĽ ä . H e is t h e o n e w h o is ĂŹ ä Ăš ä ĂĽ ä ĂŁ Ă ĂŠ y a g a i n s t t h e

nuclear w e a p o n s , scientists è á � � ä ç ä d è â ü e really b a d

a n d Independence

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sic Park is t h a t , a l t h o u g h t h e g e n e t i c i s t s a r e t h e b a d

r e a c t i o n to t h e i d e a that scientists a r c Ăž ĂĽ â ç Ăž l

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guys, t h e r e are other characters w h o are also s c i e n -

r u i n e d ĂĽ Ăž ĂŁ * Ă&#x; ĂŁ d by g i v i n g us the p o w e r oĂ? k n o w l e d g e

scientists. H e r o i s ü has å â ü e to be a s s o c i a t e d w i t h

tists. P a l a e o n t o l o g i s t s h a v e a l w a y s b e e n p r e t t y c o o l

in t h e Ă?Ă&#x;çè t p l a c e . N o w t h a t t h e p o w e r a n d c o n t r o l o Ă?

the s u p p r e s s i o n rather t h a n the use oĂ? n e w k n o w l -

by virtue o � t h e �Þåt that d i n o s a u r s are c o o l , but t h e

nuclear w e a p o n s has p a s s e d out oĂ? the h a n d s oĂ? the

ü â è t I n t e r e s t i n g c h a r a c t e r h a s t o b e Dr Ian

ĂžÊåâü.

s c i e n t i s t s , w e i n c r e a s i n g l y s e e s c i e n t i s t s as t h e c h a r -

A s t h e c h a o s ĂĽ Ăž Ă Ăš ä ĂĽ Ăž Ă Ă&#x; ĂĄ Ă&#x; Ăž ĂŁ , G o i d b l u ĂĽ plays M a l -

a c t e r s w h o a r e a w a r e o Ă? t h e c o n s e q u e n c e s a n d try

c o ĂĽ w i t h o u t any oĂ? the usual stereotypes oĂ? ĂĽ Ăž Ă Ăš -

to e n c o u r a g e restraint.

physicists h a v e

ä ĂĄ â ĂĽ e èâ ĂĽ ä ÚÞ t Ă&#x;üÌâà äãà . Power,

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But t h i s is all a n a s i d e r e a l l y . W h a t w e w a n t t o

i n h e r e n t l y g o o d n o r e v i l , s o t h e r e is ü â ç e s c o p e � â r

with n o t h o u g h t Ă?âr the c o n s e q u e n c e s oĂ? ĂĽ ä Ă­ Ă­ ĂŠ Ă&#x; ĂŁ g

k n o w is w h a t ä Ă? Ă? ä ĂĄ Ă s all t h i s ĂĽ Ă&#x; Ăš t h a v e o n u s y o u n g

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with nature, M a l c o ĂĽ advocates caution and respect

S c i e n c e F i c t i o n , as a g e n r e , h a s b e e n � â ç å ä d t o c h a n g e in t h e lat e 1 9 9 0 s . W e h a v e a l r e a d y s e n t ü ä n

r the natural order oĂ? things.

, with the three heroes representing

w a s h e d into èåĂ&#x;äãà Ă&#x;Ă?Ă&#x; c careers, by t h e Ăš Ă&#x; ĂĽ s a n d Ă?Þã Ăś c i e s o Ă? p o p u l a r c u l t u r e P e r s o n a l l y , I t h i n k it's p r o b a b l y

ĂĽĂ&#x;ĂŠĂ&#x;Ă Ăž ç y a n d s c i e n c e . T h e scien tist in

t o o early t o tell. W e , Ăž Ă? à ä r a l l , a r e c h i l d r e n o Ă? t h e e i g h t -

G o l d b l u ĂĽ a n d dis-

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Day p r e s e n t s a t r a d i t i o n a l ü â í ä l

Independence

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