Real Life Stories from a Person who’s A Little Different 2012-2013 Seith Rider
Rider Publishing Huntsville Arkansas Many 6, 2013
Table of Contents Part 1: Politics The Stock Race Travelling I Hate the Way Teachers Teach Looking Back
Part 2: Humor Percy and the Minatar The Real Castaway Alabama Dominates Nachos
The Best Day
Part 3: From the Heart The Trial Thinking through a Problem The Break Myself The Plane The Train
Real Life Stories from a Person who’s A Little Different
I Hate the Way Teachers Teach I hate the way teachers teach. I probably hate it more than the government and politics. All teachers teach to is tests. They don’t teach to what we need in the real world. The only reason politics want to get elected for is to get more money. The state needs to get it together and let are teachers have free range. They know what we need in the real world. In the real world we don’t need English or math tests. The government needs to get smart and stop spending billions of dollars a year on junk we don’t need. Isn’t that what are parents tell us “don’t spend your money save it for something you really want”. So all the people in the U.S. get it together.
I Hate the Way Teachers Teach
I hate the way teachers teach. I probably hate it more than the government and politics. All teachers teach to is tests. They don’t teach to what we need in the real world. The only reason politics want to get elected for is to get more money. The state needs to get it together and let are teachers have free range. They know what we need in the real world. In the rea l world we don’t need English or math tests. The government needs to get smart and stop spending billions of dollars a year on junk we don’t need. Isn’t that what are parents tell us “don’t spend your money save it for something you really want”. So all the people in the U.S. get it together
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Thinking Back
I sometimes like to think how the world had changed from when my grandpa was my age. Now everyone has phones and internet. Everyone is so used to it. If it went out people would go crazy over nothing. My grandpa didn’t get electricity till he was thirteen. They didn’t even use it that much. He also had to walk ten miles just to go to work. Now days if people had to walk the length of a football field they would start complaining at the fifty yard line. To me that is pretty darn right lazy and ignorant. So if the electricity did go out for a while almost everyone would go insane. To me it would be hilarious to see people crying over a piece of plastic. People need to learn to go with out all this stuff. You never when it might go out. So start thinking about this its never to late to change.
Part 2: Humor This is my humorous side of my personality. In this section there are stories about castaways, football games, and food. To me these stories will set you back and make you laugh for an eternity. This is the best part of my personality. Especially the food.
Percy and the Minator When percy entered the labyrinth its cold interior ran chills up his back. Then he heard the roar of the minator and started walking to the sound of the beast. As he walked he thought about Icarus’ slow fall, he thought it felt like his life. Suddenly the minator was upon him. One quick jump, and cut later the minator’s head bounced to the ground. One second later the body went poof and disintegrated into gold dust. Percy then thought that his life wasn’t a slow fall to death. He thought I do have a good life.
The Castaway As I watched the ship sail away I thought to myself this is going to suck. I’ve got a gun a hatchet and barely any food. But as I walked away I thought well its better than being on that cruddy ship. Suddenly out of nowhere a beautiful city appeared. It was perfect right down to the Dr. Pepper fountains. There was even a Wendy’s, Taco Bell, and any kind of food I wanted. I grabbed a Baconater and a couple tacos ate them and hit the sack. When I woke up there was no Wendy’s Taco Bell or any paradise city. So I said screw it and sat down and cried.
Alabama Dominates Over the weekend millions of people gathered in front of there to watch the Alabama vs. Arkansas. It was clear in the first five minutes that this was going to be a horrible beat down for Arkansas. After a score of 52-0 any razorback fan would be embarrassed to even brag on their team. I think its officially time for Arkansas fans to start betting on another team. Go Crimson Tide.
NACHOS Its almost the best period of the day‌.. lunch. Almost all of the lunches are horrible. But the Godley CHILI NACHO was not made for man. Ah owell its not our fault the gods dropped the chili nacho from the heavens. What a blessed day it was. The sensation you get when you dip the tortilla chip into the chili is unbelievable, the crunch of the chip when you chew it will send chills up your back. It’s the best thing in the world. Oh sacred chili nacho your a dear friend of mine. Without you I would be nothing.
The Best Day For some reason this is a good day. The sun is shining and I’m going hunting to night. Lunch is next so I feel good. Everyone around me is happy. Or all the people I’ve talked to. It all started with the best football practice ever. The one thing about this day that’s bad is I’m craving tacos or a hamburger. Nah I’m just hungry. This is the best day ever.
Part 3: From the Heart In this section you will see a different side of my personality. These stories come from my heart. This is the section where you will find out the most about me. But not as much as you want.
The Trial I think the most newsworthy thing about the trial was, well the whole trial. It was a great case a seventeen year old kid being put on the stand for killing his father. But for some reason a shut out case didn’t go down like everyone thought. Alone juror number eight stood alone by himself in saying the kid was innocent after hours of debating the juror tuned eleven other members to innocent. It was amazing.
The Break I guess I needed a break from everything. The drama, the break ups, and the make ups. The pencils and the paper and the stupid bell. It was horrible. But now I’m back in black. So lets see what the rest of the year holds.
Band A band is a team. Without each other they wouldn’t be a band. The band Is more important to a school than anyone will ever know. They’re the ones that you see at the game encouraging whichever teams playing. No one knows just how important they are to the face of the school. So next time you see a band member give them a high five or a slap on the back.
The Plane I didn’t know where the plane was heading on that long expedition I just knew I wanted to be on it. So I bought a ticket and let it take me away. So as I joined the mile high club at 37,000 feet, I could almost feel that something was going to go wrong. I just didn’t know what it was yet. So I sat back and drank my champagne from the best expense. So as I flew into the storm all engines failed and as I was falling one song popped into my head, Free Falling by Tom Petty then I hit the ground.
The Train I didn’t know exactly where the train was going. After paying my fair I simply stood on the waiting for it to whisk me away to somewhere anywhere but here. And that’s when it happened. Right when we came out of the tunnel an avalanche suddenly came out of nowhere and hit the train broad sided. We flipped off of the tracks, and rolled to bottom of the mountain. when we finally stopped snow and shrapnel were everywhere. My right leg was caught under a beam. As darkness descended I heard a wolfs lonesome howl. I pulled my mangled and bloody leg out from under the beam. I took my belt tied it to a pipe and put the loop over my head. Then someone screamed and I jumped off.