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RUDOTS: REVIEW BY GUY VON CUNT

After years of toiling away, interviewing pretentious “artists” and listening to their esoteric ramblings, writing art criticism devoid of art, I am done. I quit the Art gig. What’s the point of looking for inspiration when this is the community you reveal your work too. It’s just tourists posing as weekend art enthusiasts, peddling more garbage opinions into the bourgeois zeitgeist. That’s why I’m switching to a much more fulfilling market— College Students!

Now to the review. This magnificent piece of beauty brings the point across immediately with it’s bright red comic ride lines, perfectly thick and thin on all the right curves and edges. It is a wonderfully healthy cartoon cock. It also has a beautiful mane that fits on a sturdy boy. It's RUDots, in the flesh!

This seemingly simplistic piece draws from the endless emotional reservoir that inhabits Rutgers Staff, Faculty, and Students. RUPD just drive around parking lots, snooping for illegally parked cars, when the only free parking being at the Visitor Center on Busch campus. Who the fuck wants to go all the way to Busch Campus! You can’t even walk from the goddamn parking lot, it’s so out of the way. What the fuck Rutgers!

RUDots is a dick, a leaky faucet of a dick. And the thing it’s dripping is so many goddamn parking tickets. The symbolism aggressively conveys the matter that plagues the heart of this revolutionary artist, nay, QUEEN! God Save this Queen from all these damn parking tickets.

GOTW: RUDOTS BY A BROKE BITCH

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