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Contents August 24-30, 2011

Do This Now: Things you really need to do before you leave college / Page 7 Transitional Reading: A recent grad’s recommendations for novel takes on growing up / 13 Jobs that Pay: Health care and oilfield jobs driving much of today’s demand / 19 Drink Specials: Lubricating banter on the cheap / 21 Security Issues: Ways to stay safe (and keep from getting busted) / 22

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Paying Dues: Today’s economy makes internships a must / 27 Discount Dating: Colorful, romantic, affordable San Anto destinations / 28 Worst College Jobs: Pretty self-explanatory / 31 Fashion Hunt: Scoring great finds takes patience, planning / 33

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Things you really need to do before you leave college

n this narrow window of time between being someone’s child and being your own boss (or, more likely, a paycheck-dependent peon to some guy in a dark suit), there is a time made for experimentation called college life. You’re away from home for possibly the first time in your life, you’re surrounded by tons of cool folks with common interests, and the world, seemingly, is at your doorstep. The San Antonio Current and our sister paper, the Detroit Metro Times, asked our Facebook friends what every college student should try at least once before leaving school. Here’s what the Times staff and our collective online families came up with. — Greg Harman

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PRANKS When we g Wh graduate from college, we’re supposed to be sober, serious adults. So what better excuse to release a painted pig in a building? Or to put 100 pink flamingos on the Dean’s lawn? Be creative, and remember: Don’t get caught.

START THE NEXT CAMPUS CRAZE Our post-collegiate research department identifies goldfish swallowing in the 1930s (210 is claimed as a record), panty raids and phonebooth stuffing in the 1950s, piano-smashing in the 1960s, and streaking in the 1970s. There the fad tradition pretty much dies. But you, dear collegiate reader, can revive it.

ORGANIZE A FLASH MOB But make it a flash mob for good, not evil.

POSTERS This is the last time in your life when you can put posters on the wall without being accused of regressing. We suggest something tasteful, such as W.C. Fields or some symphony in blacklight from a resale shop.

GO VEGETARIAN/VEGAN Not only can you enjoy all the college-age self-righteousness of a vegan diet, it dovetails neatly with the “picky eater” phase you don’t want to age out of quite yet. Note that limited income often creates the hybrid McVegetarian who subsists on ramen and fishwiches.

EXPERIENCE THE DORM CAFETERIA Including on “mystery meat” day. Unless you’re following the advice above.

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ROAD TRIP N Normally, Normally ll thi this means getting in your friends’ worst, smallest car, packing it to the gills with things you will not need, and then breaking down on the highway just far enough from home to necessitate calling Mom and Dad for a wire from Western Union.

DECLARE YOUR INDEPENDENCE For the majority of college students, you are still reliant upon Mom and Dad for almost everything: tuition, books, clothing, food budget, credit cards, pocket money, meals when they roll into town (or on trips back home). But don’t let reality stand in the way of a pose of absolute independence. Practice phrases such as, “I am my own master,” and “Honey Badger don’t care.” Repeat as necessary until everyone believes you — and you almost believe yourself.

SEXUAL EXPERIMENTS Probably 90 percent of the guys who “come out” in college are going to be gay for the rest of their lives. It’s a little trickier with the girls, hence the slang term “LUG” (lesbian until graduation). Our Facebook friends left us advice including the following: “Group sex. Lol”

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“Have causal sex in the parking lot (preferably in a car) after an evening class!” “Menage a trois, or orgy.”

BECOME INSANELY POLITICAL Whether you’re left-wing or right-wing, or just want to pick some pet issue to be fanatical about (animals, fur, green energy), this is the time to carry a placard and protest injustices.

PROTEST SOMETHING “For a lot of people, the college experience will present at least one opportunity to organize, gather, and protest the hell out of something,” offered reader Bob Wilkins. Protest subjects may include: “student pay, tuition, cafeteria food quality, the firing of some radical yet radically popular prof ... ”

ADD JAIL TO YOUR RESUME “It’s probably the one time you could get arrested and put it in your resume,” Wilkins continued. “For instance, you’re applying for a writing job on the Daily Show : ‘Yes, sir, when I was 20 I was arrested on campus while protesting the G8 Conference ... and/or the next year protesting Big Pharma .... and my senior year

COLLEGE GUIDE 2011 I organized and led a March against the latest reauthorization of the Patriot Act.’”

FIND A MENTOR You need “that one professor you keep up with after college that you know you can always get advice from.”

FIND A ROLE MODEL One Facebook friend opined that you should “Find a professor who is a shining example of how you can defy the odds with hard work. My sociology teacher at university was born blind.”

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COMMUNITY SERVICE You’re going to be really busy studying and/or nursing hangovers, but it’s worthwhile to devote some time to helping others. Planting trees or volunteering at the soup kitchen will make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside and it looks really great on your resume. Especially when you weren’t ordered to be a good guy or girl by a judge.

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BODY ART T STUDY ABROAD S D You can earn your d degree and develop a de better understanding of other cultures while having international adventures.

LEARN A FOREIGN LANGUAGE Which may help with the above. And vice versa.

TAKE ADVANTAGE OF FREE STUFF OK, so it’s not really free when you think about it. You’re paying tuition to have access to things like a gym, tutoring services, events on campus, etc. You might as well partake and get as much out of the experience as possible. And besides the free stuff, don’t forget to work your student ID for discounts where you can.

WRITE A NOVEL, FAST Garrison Keillor once observed that the older you get, the fewer pats on the back you get for just doing anything. You may hear “Pretty good drawing for an 8-year-old,” but that turn of phrase grows ever-rarer with advancing

Your ffuture Y t professional life will be characterized by slacks in neutral tones and starchy collared shirts, so get some tattoos and/or piercings and show them off before you sign up for a 9-to-5 with a dress code. It’s debatable whether or not a spiky purple mohawk is appropriate in the workplace, but you can most likely get away with it during undergrad. (Reminder: Tattooing spider patterns on your face, love and hate across your knuckles, or the name of this week’s beloved across your neck are a wee bit more serious than “Go Tigers” across an ass cheek.)

DEVELOP A CAFFEINE ADDICTION Inevitably there will be long, lonely, allnight cram sessions followed by 8 a.m. exams and you can be sure that one loyal friend will be there to support you — caffeine.

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TAKE A RANDOM CLASS Yes, college is about getting a degree and ultimately landing a job, but there’s a crazy rumor going around that it’s also meant to be a time of personal development. When your schedule allows, don’t be afraid to take a class in something that interests you. Though it may seem superfluous, “Study of Harry Potter” will probably prove to be more fun and memorable than Chem102. (Unless you’re already a popular culture major, in which case, go for the Chem.) As one Facebooker added on this popular piece of advice: “You’ll learn to respect people with different skills.”

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en appliance is a microwave. But take heed, the freshman 15 is no myth. Vending machine cheese doodles will conspire against your buns and thighs. Hit the on-campus gym every once in awhile and do what you can to stay healthy.

KEEP IN TOUCH WITH THE FOLKS Now that you’re out from under their parental yoke, admit it; you sort of miss the ’rents. Take a minute to call and check in with them and mom will be so happy she’ll get all misty-eyed.

DRUGS College is this weird time and place where lots of things are inexplicably socially acceptable that usually wouldn’t be. We’re just saying … if you experimented with some psychedelics or something, we wouldn’t hold it against you. Some Facebook friends suggested specific inebriants, including psilocybin mushrooms and marijuana.

Continuing on the theme above, we’ve heard the suggestion that an acting class gives the aspiring business wizard an advantage over the drones who’ve focused solely on ROI and Ponzi schemes … oops, we mean cutting edge financial instruments. Remember, sincerity is the most important thing in the world. Once you can fake it, you’ve got it made.

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Regarding the drug stuff stuff, and sex stuff, and some of the other advice here, Facebook respondent Moor Phe Us ranted: Join a fraternity; a menage a trois; an orgy?! … Frivolous nonsense. And you wonder why the world is a hell! The reason the New World Order cabal can even exist is because people are stupid! They’re so busy skipping class to engage in public drunkenness; or swallowing goldfish or having wanton uncontrollable sexual encounters to even notice that they’re being victimized. … I don’t know about any of you, but my college education was far too expensive to waste it doing any of the nonsense you all are talking about. There is a time and a place

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CREATE C If you’ve ’ a always had an interest in crafting, photography, music, or anything else of the creative ilk, this is a great time to try it out. Odds are there will be people around who share your interest and will be able to help or encourage you. More and more college students supplement a meager income by making and selling things on sites like etsy.com.

JOIN A CLUB Most schools have something for everyone. It’s a great way to meet people and it’ll be comforting to know that others share your nerd passion for anime, squirrel-watching, intramural ping-pong, or the kind of creative endeavors suggested in the prior item. Clubs are also a way to learn about working in groups and taking a leadership role. (Yes, playing well

with others does serve you later in life.) Be the president of something.

NETWORK Because years from now you might walk into a job interview and find yourself sitting across from that guy who always wore socks with sandals in your psychology class.

FIND YOUR BFFS Not exactly the same as the above. Make sure you know the difference.

JOIN A SORORITY OR FRATERNITY Well, not that we did. But they’re networking taken to the nth degree. “Even if you don’t get in at least it is a fun experience to try,� a Facebook friend advised. Depends on your idea of fun. Another suggestion: “a few frat parties for the free beer and complete craziness.�

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One grad recommends novel takes on growing up //// BY AARON MONDRY

“Adult” and “youth” are nebulous terms. The transition between the two is as well. We’ve all known adults who act like children or children who are wise beyond their years. Are there some criteria for adulthood? Does it become official when we reach a certain age? In Judaism, that age is 13. But I know my parents, for all their talk about “becoming a man,” didn’t give me all the freedoms of an adult after my Bar Mitzvah. Independence certainly is an important feature of the transition. Not just financial or spatial independence, but of the mind as well. Accepting responsibility, making decisions that impact others. This heady stage in development is a great one for writers, combining worldliness and impulsiveness. Good books are largely about transformative change and the realization of undiscovered truths. We sometimes call this “growing up.” For a lot of people, this period occurs around college. That’s mostly true for me. I think it could be useful to arm yourself with books that speak to this stage. Not to be prepared per se, but to help with thinking through these issues. Most of these stories take place outside the university, but this makes sense since life provides much more useful lessons than textbooks.

THE TIN DRUM BY GÜNTER GRASS Growth, or lack thereof, is the prominent theme in this bizarre tale. The setting is the town of Danzig, Germany, in and around World War II. When, at the age of 1, Oskar Matzerath overhears his father’s dream of having the boy take over the family business, he decides to not grow up. Instead, Oskar maintains the appearance and outward mannerisms of a 3-year-old. While everyone in Danzig thinks him to be an unfortunate oddity, he secretly finds ways to infiltrate the adult world through his glass-breaking voice and virtuoso capabilities on the snare drum (he can imitate sounds such as rain, or bring forth long-forgotten memories). Forget all the talk about lessons for a sec. This is one of the richest books I’ve ever read and worth reading for its sheer creative power. But if you must learn something, Grass’ clever adult-stays-young inversion of the typical coming of age story says a lot about lost childhood. Ultimately, Oskar is brilliant but socially stunted (the ever-present growth metaphor).

KAFKA ON THE SHORE BY HARUKI MURAKAMI I read this book by Japaneseborn, West-obsessed Murakami as I flew back to America after two years in Japan. I don’t know what this reading-and-travel order means, but it seemed significant. And so did this book. But that’s probably because I was thinking a lot about personal change on the flight back. And so is the narrator Kafka. This preternaturally mature 15-year-old is running away from his unloving father in search of his mother and sister and … something else. Like all Murakami, this is of the “magic realism” genre. There’s a man who talks to cats, a shape-shiftting figure who takes the form of product mascots, and an alternate reality where lost souls rest. Highly introspective, funny at times, m creative, this is truly a book for th the college-bound, becoming-self-aware aw crowd.

THE SOT-WEED FACTOR BY JOHN BARTH Mirth, bawd, and philosophie describe this post-modern yarn set in colonial times. Ebenezer Cooke, a home-schooled youth from England, sets sail to become the poet laure-

ate of Maryland. Despite dogged attempts to preserve his purity and innocence through pen and wit, Ebenezer is abused throughout Sot-Weed and constantly reminded of the perfidious truth about human nature. Barth constructed a brilliant plot that has a laugh a page. Its recreation of the vocabulary and cadences of the time is quite impressive. Best of all is the way naïve Ebenezer is thrown into ribald, smutty America and the hilarious situations which ensue. It will open the eyes of the optimist and entertain the pessimist.

EMPIRE OF THE SUN BY J.G. BALLARD Many of the books on this list are about youths who must grow up prematurely and unexpectedly — and none more so than this one. Ballard witnessed some true horrors as a youth and put off novelizing it until he was in his 50s. After reading about Jim Graham’s fight for survival in Japanese-occupied Shanghai, one can see why. There’s very little ambiguity in this semi-autobiographical book, no large realization at the novel’s end. The reader must reconcile everything Jim has witnessed and done, for the boy doesn’t yet have the capacity. The adult characters are disturbed by the way Jim admires the Japanese and fantasizes about

being a fighter pilot as if he’s enjoying himself at times. They are old enough to realize what an impressionistic youth might grow into amid such destruction and cruelty. The real Ballard became a genius author of unforgiving stories showcasing the violent side of humanity. (But, hey, he could have turned out worse.) This story puts his entire literary career into perspective.

PLEASE KILL ME BY LEGS MCNEIL AND GILLIAN MCCAIN College is largely about partying, right? Not like these people. This book, the only nonfiction offering on the list, is an oral history of punk rock. Rock has always been rebellious music steeped in sex and drugs. But punk rock, a genre pioneered by youth, took that decadence to a new extreme. Open it to any page and you’re sure to be entertained, inspired, and perhaps warned by these musicians’ behavior. I like to have this book near my bedside (or, appropriately, the shitter) for quick snippets of insanity. A lot of it takes place in Detroit and Ann Arbor, home of such proto-punk figureheads as Iggy Pop, Wayne Kramer, and John Sinclair.

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THE ADVENTURES OF AUGIE MARCH BY SAUL BELLOW Augie March typifies the precocious youth character. Growing up fatherless in Chicago during the Great Depression, Augie must scrape out a living using his above-average intellect. This street education suffices though his life remains entertainingly turbulent, perhaps because of his lack of mooring and formal education. The reader follows Augie through his most formative years, and the story takes a number of drastic twists. Augie begins impoverished, then befriends a rich family and glimpses aristocratic life. There is a lengthy side-adventure in Mexico involving eagle training. Depending on your personality, Augie’s adventures might be cautionary, or the catalyst to your own.

WHITE NOISE BY DON DELILLO College professors have anxieties, doubts, and faults sometimes far exceeding us lessknowledgeable types. Jack Gladney started his own Department of Hitler studies in the fictional and isolated college town of Blacksmith. He often has no clue what he’s doing, though he’s really good at making people think he does — an invaluable skill for “experts.” I think this book does a lot of good at clearing the obfuscation that often exists in academia. Gladney is the so-called foremost Hitler scholar in the country, yet hardly knows any German. He’ll authoritatively make a point during a class discussion, then wonder why he said it and what it means. His family is a confused mess of ex-wives and stepchildren. Read it and you’ll be less willing to swallow everything professors force-feed you.

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re you a social pariah? Suffering from shitty grades? Frequently spotted staggering around campus like a sleepless zombie? Well don’t feel too worthless if you answered yes to any of these — the collegelife trifecta is considered unattainable by many. Even if it’s too late to save myself, I’ve learned some lessons that may help you achieve a fuller and richer college experience. To begin, let’s talk about that classic collegiate fallback known as the cram session. With years of first-hand procrastination experience under my belt, I have three words about cramming: DON’T DO IT. Though it’s as common as split ends, what most students don’t talk about is the misery waiting at the other side of a 24-hour Adderall and energy-drink binge. If it’s not specifically prescribed for you, the Adderall pains are a no-brainer. And while energy drinks do provide a short burst of energy while studying, the outrageous amount of caffeine and sugar in them will only make you feel even more tired later on. I cannot tell you how many times I’ve stumbled into an exam, bleary-eyed and bitchy beyond what really should be considered legal only to find some over-eager classmate in a sweaty panic, worrying that the last 10 consecutive days of studying hadn’t prepared them sufficiently. In the end, guess which one of us was more likely to blank out after receiving the exam. Procrastination is the enemy; it is a butcher of good grades and all-important sleep. With the constant thrum of social activities on campus, the excitement can easily lead students to stray from their studies. Next to setting a schedule, one of my secret weapons for overcoming procrastination disorder is SelfControl. This application is the bomb. Though only available for Macs, it basically blocks access to any websites you choose — thinking Facebook, Gmail, Tumblr — for a predetermined period of time while allowing you to access the rest of the web. Another trick involves giving yourself incentives for getting your work done early. If you get all your work done in advance, reward yourself with a gluttonous feast of the most ass-fattening delicacies you can find. Tell yourself that if you get all your studying out of the way the Friday before a big exam, you can attend every ABC-,

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you’d find yourself a nice spot in your college library’s ventilation system, build yourself a paper nest out of copies of Ayn Rand’s Fountainhead, and hide out till your family declares you dead. With the job market avoided, you’d be free to spend the rest of your days in peace, pilfering Froot Loops late at night from those weird food chutes they have in the cafeteria (what are you, cattle?), and watching all those poor fools march off to the job market. However, there may not be room for all of you up there. Some of you are going to have to brave the world outside. Thankfully, despite the grim news about our floundering economy, Texas is actually not a bad place to be job hunting. It’s the top state for creating jobs in the country. San Antonio, Austin, Houston, and Dallas are all growing steadily in energy, technology, and education jobs, and San Antonio looks to be the best of all. Credit that in part to the low cost of living (8-10 percent below the national average) and to the fact that San Antonio has a steady flow of college grads coming into the market every year: 35,000 brave souls who chose not to hide out in the ventilation system. The younger demographic allows many companies to fill entry-level positions. Medtronic and Nationwide opened up shop here because of all these eager graduates, and Toyota relocated its Tacoma operation here from California to take advantage of all the high school and college tech graduates. Youth attracts business, and we’ve got a lot of you. “That’s one of the things that’s helped keep us a little more stable than other cities,” says Becky Bridges, vice president of communications at the San Antonio Chamber of Commerce. The local chamber just released its economic forecast for job growth, and the biggest increases are being seen in manufacturing, natural resources/mining (credit that South

WILL DRILL OIL FOR FOOD Texas oilfield boom), trade and transportation, government, and leisure. Yet overall the strongest trends here are in health and education. If your folks spent many tense family dinners telling you to look into nursing, they were right. In San Antonio there’s a whole medical town within the city, and as Andrea Casas, human resources director for University Health System tells us, “We’ve actually been pretty steady with the amount of hiring that we’ve done. We continue to grow as a health care organization and so we continue to have good opportunities.” She cited the ongoing national nursing shortage and the fact that hospitals are 24-hour operations as proof that the work is plentiful if you’ve got the degree. Casas says a nursing salary can range from $35,000 to

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$80,000 a year. And the demand is not likely to decrease, considering that soon enough San Antonio, like every other city in the United States, will be producing another natural resource: old people. Those same Baby-Booming folks squawking at you about nursing are going to get old soon. And unless we find some island to stick them on where they can reminisce about polyester together and how they got all of us into this financial mess in the first place, they’ll require a lot of medical care. Leading us to another big opening: pharmacists ($75,000-$130,000!). Casas says there’s also a constant need for medical technicians and assistants in all related fields. Meanwhile, Workforce Solutions recently compiled a list of jobs that are on the rise and pay a living wage or above — in other words, good jobs. Information technology (systems analysts and software engineers) and finance (accountants, financial analysts, and insurance agents) are big for degree-holders, but aerospace, manufacturing, construction, and energy are up there, too. And many of those jobs offer on-the-job training. About now you’re probably wondering why we haven’t mentioned that fine-arts degree as a bread-winner; you better take a seat. What qualifies as a potentially profitable major is a matter of some debate. The Princeton Review lists business administration, nursing, biology, and computer sciences among the top ten great

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degrees, but then it also includes psychology, English (language and lit) and communications studies, which The Daily Beast includes in its ranking of worst majors (journalism, ahem, right at the top). Looking at what’s on the rise in San Antonio, the conclusion we can come to is that an education that trains you to actually do something, whether involving patients or programs or plumbing, is going to ultimately be more valuable than those humanities degrees for the time being. We’re trying to rebuild our country here; we can return to those deep conversations on velvet fainting couches when prosperity returns. Of course, you could always do something to really shake up the folks at family dinner ... something to help flesh out that novel you’ve been pecking on. The shale boom across South Texas’ Eagle Ford and elsewhere has reinvigorated the industry. By God, you could be a roustabout working on oilfield equipment with power tools and making $35.62 an hour! Or work as a welder, a derrick operator, a rotary drill specialist — something to build character and a bit of savings. Shale is the new Gold Rush: wild times, big money, the kind of thing that could have a profound effect on the state’s economy — hell, the national economy — for good or ill. Think about it. You’re young (most of you), and you’ll want some memories of adventure to take to that island of old folks when it’s your time. Whatever the case, you’ll most likely be using your hands in this new society, kind of like what created the old society. Only, we hope, better this time.

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Located on the banks of the San Antonio River in the old historic Lone Star Brewery, SAMA’s extensive collection of ancient and contemporary art is best viewed with another person. Take your date on Tuesday from 4-9 p.m. for free, and use the money you saved to splurge on a twilight dinner overlooking the river on the patio of CafÊ des Artistes. 200 W Jones Ave, (210) 978-8100, samuseum.org.

Reinvent the date night with a free movie presented by Wonderland of the Americas. Every Thursday night at 7 p.m. a different movie is screened for free. Save your money for the Bijou’s full food and drink menu, including popcorn. 4522 Fredericksburg Rd, (210) 734-4552, santikos.com/bjiou.html.

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Browse through the McNay’s nearly 20,000 works of art ranging from the medieval period to the 21st century in a breathtaking mansion inspired by the Spanish colonial age. Stroll through the beautiful grounds and museum from 4-9 p.m. on Thursdays for free. 6000 North New Braunfels, (210) 824-5368, mcnayart.org.

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Put your feet in some bowling shoes and throw your ball down the lane on Kool College Kids Nite. $3.25 a game (with shoes) from 6 p.m.-midnight. Or if you’re a night owl, get R RA RAVEN HOOKAH LOUNGE E three hours of bowling for $9 a person from 9 The newestt h hookah k h llounge iin ttown has an p.m.-midnight. We promise not to laugh too hard indie twist: Every Saturday night enjoy live perwhen you gutter. 6700 Huebner, (210) 523-1716, formances by local musicians and comics starting banderasuperbowl.com. at 8 p.m. The atmosphere is laid back and the dÊcor a throwback to the Victorian age. With EMBASSY MINIATURE GOLF hookah prices ranging from $12.99 to $15.99, go Take the pressure off your date with more dutch or double date to split costs — also check playful competition on Embassy’s 18-hole course out the Hookah Happy Hour (5-7 p.m. daily.) for just $7.95 a person. This is a great first-date Don’t smoke? There’s never a cover to watch live idea — no stress and no overly intimate conversaperformances and a modest BYOB fee. 1255 SW tion. Or raise the stakes by placing bets. Loser Loop 410 #133, (210) 673-3650, buys the winner dessert! 500 Embassy Oaks, ravenhookah.com. (210) 496-5847, embassygolf.com. — COLLETTE ORQUIZ

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Have you ever been stuck in an elevator? If so, you know that picking up that red phone doesn’t get you directly connected to the police as you might have hoped. Ha! Those phones are monitored by companies who staff people to sit and wait on your “Emergency Call” and then notify the “appropriate” authorities. During college I worked the night shift for one of these companies. Honestly, it wasn’t that bad … except for the fact that the company I worked for monitored over 250,000 phones nationwide and often they only staffed one person at a time to wait on those calls … yes, one person! If you had to go to the restroom or, for some, take a “smoke” break, you did so at the risk that someone calling might be giving birth while trapped in an elevator. The call volume was unpredictable. In most cases, building managers are supposed to test the emergency phones, so some calls received wouldn’t be emergencies, just some lonely night guard with a creepy conversation. The saddest part of this job was the fact that I often received actual emergency calls, but when I tried the numbers provided for the appropriate authorities, they didn’t work! FYI: never get stuck in a Public Storage after hours. — ANONYMOUS

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I used to process textbook orders for the UTSA bookstore. Students placed orders at follett.com and we would either ship their books directly or package them for in-store pick up. Most students came en masse as school began. At this time, Murphy’s Law flash-mobbed us with pornstar impunity. Most employees were incoming freshmen who took the job thinking it would be a quaint part-time retail position. Instead, it was assembly-line work where we processed hundreds of orders over 10-12 hour shifts for minimum wage. Few employees took the work seriously (on account of pay), which led to countless orders being packed/shipped incorrectly or just lost. We wouldn’t find the errors in pick-up orders until the students and/or their families had shown up, which would result in them coming back three or four times. Meanwhile, Follett has strict rules regarding proper ID, book conditions, and refunds. Students who had been waiting in line an hour would be shocked when I’d tell them we require signed letters from parents (often the buyers) for pick up. We’d sell/deliver students books with water damage and then refuse to exchange or buy them back because they had water damage. Some students would try to return a book that was either mispackaged or misordered without a receipt. I knew the likelihood that the receipt was forgotten because of employee negligence was high, but my managers had a “no ticket, no laundry” policy, even when students had a shrinkwrapped $350 math book that was as useful to them as higher education is to Sarah Palin. The worst part: online ordering was supposed to be convenient. It was the most illusory product I’ve ever encountered in my capitalism-drenched life and I still wonder if Roger Ailes has stock in the company. — ADAM CORONADO

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FASHION HUNT

Scoring in the field takes more than knowing where to go

he key to finding affordable and stylish back-to-school fashion is as much about where to go as it is about how to shop. While some stores on the list below may seem obvious, the key is to peruse wisely, which means with patience. Go in the middle of the weekday after a shipment, or early on a Saturday morning when nobody is around, and give yourself plenty of time to infiltrate the racks. Methodically pilfer each section for those perfect, beautiful bargains. Try the juniors and the adult sections, as well as areas reserved for the other gender — you just never know where that score’s going to pop up. Don’t be afraid to make several trips to the dressing rooms. Here are our recommendations, from local to chain.

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T.J. MAXX Here you’ll find the usual affordable clothes and back-to-school furniture. However, T.J. Maxx also has an array of other fashionable finds, like Marc by Marc Jacobs earrings, Michael Kors flats for $50, and L.A.M.B. Williamsfield signature tote bags at more than half off, or a Furla wallet for $69. It’s a one-stop shop for the whole family, as it includes stuff for all ages, like Tory Burch sunglasses, backpacks, lunchboxes and more.

With 43 stores in over 15 states, Buffalo Exchange is the leader of the re-sale fashion industry, offering trends for both sexes and name-brand clothing and accessories traded locally. Bring your vintage frocks for cash or store STEIN MART credit in trade. Store credit includes all purchases This is where to go for eyewear, accessories, of designer name brands, new merchandise, and clothes. Find a pair of Ralph Lauren or Nine leather, and more. Average clothing price is $15. West sunglasses for $11, or men’s Polo shirts 145 W Olmos Dr, (210) 832-8838, buffaloexstarting at $16.94. Shop in the store or online for change.com. the 40-percent-off red-dot clearance discount, running now through August 29. Other finds inTEXAS TRASH CLOTHING clude linens at a bargain, home goods, and gifts.

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You can buy the latest fashion at Texas Trash, which has new merch coming in weekly. Managers purchase items from customers every Sunday, including designer wear, club wear, and jeans, with specialty in urban styles like goth and punk. They also sell Dickies, American Eagle, Gap, Mossimo, Christian Audigier, Ed Hardy, Levi’s, Tripp, 7 For All Mankind, Juicy Couture, and more. 2100 McCullough Ave, (210) 259-6028.

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DSW SHOES Stop in for name-brand shoes for adults, as well as fashionable handbags for as low as $24.99, wallets, and even passport holders for that study-abroad trip. Check the back racks for clearance items, where you can find name brand shoes like Blowfish, MIA, Steve Madden, Skechers, Keds, and New Balance as much as 30-70 percent off. — DÉSIRÉE PRIETO

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HAIR CARE 101 Inexpensive back-to-school hair salon options

tepping into a new school year but still sporting that Kate Middleton hairdo circa May 2011? You need to get your duchess-inspired locks into a salon before the next changing of the guard. Luckily, we found a few beauty schools and salons around town that can trim that Middleton into something fresher for a more-than-reasonable price. And you get to support a few students.

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THE MILAN INSTITUTE The Milan Institute on Ingram Road offers haircuts Monday through Thursday till the end of August for only $3.99. The price is good for any length of hair and includes a shampoo. Additionally, all-over highlights, the in-house highlight special for this quarter, is half off when you purchase a hair-color product (with all-over highlights starting at $35, this brings

the total down to as little as $17.50). Milan also offers machine steam facials by the esthetician students till the end of August on Thursdays, Fridays, and Saturdays for only $13.99. The 45-minute process includes exfoliating, and shoulder and arm massage. 6804 Ingram Road, (210) 521-6671, milaninstitute.edu.

SAN ANTONIO BEAUTY COLLEGE San Antonio Beauty College offers trims for college students and adults for only $6.50. However, they’re also offering back-to-school haircuts for high schoolers and under. The special runs through August 27, with $3 trims for boys and $4 trims for girls. A design cut, such as layers or bangs, runs $5, regardless of length. 4130 Naco Perrin, (210) 654-9734.

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Show up to class with vodka coming out of your pores from the night before. — MANUEL BARRAZA Drop out. — JOHN HUNTINGTON

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BIG THREE Answering those questions most freshmen are scared to ask

HOW OW W DO I AVOID AVO A THE DREADED WITHOUT AN EATING F FRESHMAN 15 W OR DRUG PROBLEM? DISORDER SORDER O

The simplest answer is moderation. One easy way to stay fit is to register for a workout or sports class each semester. Including a friend can help keep you motivated. In addition to keeping you in top form, it could also boost your GPA as long as you actually show up to class. Also, don’t go alcohol crazy your first semester in. This can easily escalate to alcoholism, legal trouble, or a reputation you could have a hard time living down. Drinking is a huge factor in collegiate weight gain, largely because freshmen don’t take into account the calories consumed in alcohol. Oh, as you can imagine, hangovers make it far less likely you’ll actually make that gym appointment, too.

HOW DO I DEAL WITH THE ANTICHRIST AS A ROOMMATE?

There are various types of personality types that drive anyone up the wall, especially when you’re stuck in the same tiny freshman dorm room with them. Crappy roommates include the 24/7 Snoozer, the Psycho Gamer, the Drunk Skunk, the Love Bug (gag), the Homebody, and the One With a Crush On You (flattering, but WTF roomie?). Luckily, there’s a universal solution to dealing with them all, and that is communication. It is on your shoulders to tell your problem roomate when you are upset or annoyed with them — after all, how will they even know you have a problem with them if you never voice it? Once you bring up the conflict, they will more than likely change their ways. If they don’t, you should speak to someone working for residential life at your school. Depending on the seriousness of the situation, you may be switched to a new dorm or get a new roommate.

WHERE CAN I STUDY WITHOUT GETTING DISTRACTED?

No matter how you like to study — in a quiet setting resembling the inside of a padded cell, in relaxed and casual groups, or in a comfortable place where you can show up in boxers — you have options. Your school’s library is a popular choice, unless you run into a lot of friends and acquaintances there, which would render it extremely counterproductive. Do some research online and find some 24-hour restaurants or coffee shops near your school. Most IHOPs, Starbucks, Jim’s, and Denny’s are open 24/7 and have free wi-fi, but check first to make sure. My biggest piece of advice to you about studying environments, however, is to avoid studying in any place you could sleep in (your bed, an overstuffed couch). A textbook under the pillow has long been ruled out as effective study practice — even when the exam is in the morning. — MADDIE RAU

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PLOT YOUR ENTRY INTO THE GUINNESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS If it’s a group activity, you’ll never have a more promising pool of potential co-conspirators waiting to join your quest.

REGISTER TO VOTE And follow up by voting.

WAKE UP IN ANOTHER COUNTRY Without a clue as to how you got there.

FIRE A ROCKETPROPELLED GRENADE In a safe environment, of course.

MOVE OFF CAMPUS And learn to take care of yourself.

LEARN TO COOK As an important part of the above.

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ACQUIRE A MASTER KEY To everything on campus.

WATCH ANIMAL HOUSE One of our colleagues considers it a documentary. See if it is for you.

MAKE THE DEAN’S LIST At least once. If you’re generally a fuck-up, it’s nice to prove the problem really is your attitude, not your ability.

GRADUATE And put all this behind you. Begin dispensing unsolicited advice to undergrads.

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COLLEGE GUIDE 2011 ◄ CREDIT, 43 authorized user on their credit card. Make sure to provide your personal information and social security number to the credit card company so that your credit history report will reflect transactions performed on this account. In about six months, after you’ve learned with the authorized user training wheels how to manage your credit reliably and maintained a responsible payment history, you will receive your own credit card offers.

SECURED CREDIT CARD The temptation will be to apply for an unsecured credit card, but that’s still not wise or necessary to establish good credit and good habits. Instead, apply for a secured credit card at your local bank. With a secured credit card, you place a nominal amount of money in a savings account that cannot be withdrawn as it is used as recourse to pay back your debts in case you do not pay them yourself. In essence, your spending limit on your secured card is exactly the amount you place in the linked savings account — hence, your debt is secured by the money in your ac-

count. Just like a normal credit card, you will receive a monthly statement to pay off a portion or all of your debts but meanwhile your payment history will be reported to the credit bureaus. Within months you will receive offers for other unsecured credit cards. It’s not necessary to have more credit cards than you need, because not only will it present temptation, but it may also lower your credit rating. “The bottom line here is that once you have use of a credit card, you want to pay your bills on time, keep your balances low, don’t take on more credit than you need, and if you’ve missed a payment you should get current and stay current,” he added. “Good credit can be your best financial friend as you go through life and bad credit can be the ball and chain that drags you down.”

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Gabe Albarian, a 28-year-old businessman, has worked in real estate sales, finance, and investment for nearly 10 years and has done extensive consulting work in personal finance for both individuals and groups.

CONTRIBUTOR BIOS Collette Orquiz is from Portland, Texas, and attends Our Lady of the Lake University in San Antonio. Majoring in Communication Arts with an emphasis in journalism and minoring in forensic science, she’s a senior and is graduating in May 2012. David Monnich goes to Williams College, located in the hinterlands of New England. It’s cold and dark there, allowing for study free of distractions. He is an English major and a proud member of the Class of 2012. Hilton Head Island, S.C.-born Maddie Rau is a senior communication major at Trinity University (class of 2012) and a Senior Pulse Reporter/Intern Liaison at The Trinitonian. Molly Austad is a Los Angeles-based designer. She is currently pursuing a bachelor’s degree in design/media arts from the University of California Los Angeles. Ashley Feinberg, a rising senior from Dallas, will be graduating from Trinity University this spring with a degree in English and communication.

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SPECIAL THANKS TO OUR SUMMER 2011 INTERNS! Thanks for all the coffee and pencil-sharpening.

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Skip class. — REN VELASQUEZ Get the bottom feeder job out [of] the way so you can get a GOOD job when you graduate. — LAUREL DAGGER 44 CURRENT | August 24-30, 2011 | sacurrent.com

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SEPTEMBER 16 FROM 6 TO 9 PM LOFTIN STUDENT CENTER

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BASEBALL OCTOBER 29 & 30

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All events are FREE to SAC Students with student ID; call for non-Student pricing. For more information contact the Office of Student Life at San Antonio College: (210) 486-0125 / 1300 San Pedro Ave San Antonio College is an EOE. For any special accommodations, issues or an alternate format, contact San Antonio College disABILITY Support Services at 486-0020

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