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In Selena Cochran’s apartment, Marilyn Monroe wall art frames the work area where she develops her celebrated jewelry collection. Her creations blend ancient bronze elements with Nugold, evoking a brassy boho-chic feeling, but above all, her work is anything but ordinary.

Selena Cochran is a junior at the University of Kansas, who found her current business model in a

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