AS SEEN IN THE TIMES-CALL NEWS PAPER!
PRAIRIE DOGS DRESSED UP AS CHICKENS WILL SUCCESSFULLY TAKE OVER THE WORLD.
PLUS, SOME NEVER BEFORE PUBLISHED TOONS!
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I THOUGHT WE HAD A GOOD THING GOING ON HERE?
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I DON’T CARE IF YOU’RE COLD. I DON’T CARE IF ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS ARE DOING IT. PUFFING IS ILLEGAL AND NO CAR OF MINE IS GOING TO GET CAUGHT DOING IT!
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I HEARD THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE COULD INVADE OUR HABITAT DURING HEAVEN FEST & KINETICS.
LOOK AT IT THIS WAY, WE WILL HAVE THOUSANDS OF POTENTIAL TARGETS.
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AAAAND TIME! THE PEOPLES 30 MINUTES ARE UP. ...THEREFORE THE PEOPLE NEED MORE NOW ON TO THE NEXT ITEM ON OUR AGENDA. THAN 30 MINUTES TO...
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I LOVE COMPOSTING!
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SHOPPING HAS NEVER BEEN EASIER.
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I UNDERSTAND TAXING THOSE GUYS, BUT NOT US, WE’RE TOO SWEET,
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EEEW! THIS PRAIRIE PUPSICLE TASTES LIKE FREEZE DRIED BACK YARD CHICKEN.
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NAG, NAG, NAG, NAG, NAG, NAG NAG, NAG, NAG, NAG, NAG, NAG, NAG, NAG, NAG, NAG, NAG, NAG, NAG, NAG NAG, NAG, NAG, ALL NAG, NAG, NAG, NAG, NAG, NAG, NAG, THIS NAG, NAG, NAG, NAG, NAG, NAG NAG, NAG, CONSTANT DRONING NAG, NAG, NAG, NAG, NAG, NAG, NAG, NAG, NAG, NAG, NAG, NAG NAG, NAG... IS DRIVING ME NAG, CRAZY.
I’LL NEVER GET MY WORK DONE.
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I IF IT DISTRACTS THE PINE BEETLES AS MUCH AS IT DISTRACTS ME?
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HOW RESEARCHERS FIGURED OUT PINE BEETLES REACT TO THEIR OWN SOUND.
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OH DEAR! HE HAS CRACKED!
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I’M AFRAID WE HAVE TO PUT YOU DOWN.
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WHY DOES HIGHER EDUCATION HAVE TO BE SO HIGH?
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NO, YOU CAN’T USE YOGA TO RELAX DURING A TEST!
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SOMEWHERE IN LONGMONT
WHAT IS THAT SMELL?
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LONGMONT’S BACKYARD CONFUSION.
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HEY HERB! TOSS ME A ANOTHER HOTDOG.
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WITH THE LONGER RUNWAYS AT VANCE BRAND AIRPORT PILOTS ARE NOW ABLE TO GET PRE-FLIGHT MEALS.
4/20 WAS LAST TUESDAY! UH... BUT IT’S 4:20 SOMEWHERE.
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SO JANE... WHAT DID THE CITY SAY?
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MARRY, THEY JUST SAID “NO MORE POT SHOPS”. I GUESS WE NEED TO FIND A MORE POT FRIENDLY TOWN TO SELL OUR INVENTORY.
HOW ABOUT BOULDER?
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so... you’re driving down main, the car in front of you flies through the intersection, the ticket camera flash goes off and blinds you, causing you to loose control.
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WOW! IT SURE IS WINDY, EVEN FOR LONGMONT. WINDY!? ARE YOU KIDDING ME, THIS WIND IS NOTHING!
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WE CAN DO BETTER!
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i just don’t get what the big stink is all about/
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ARE YOU GOING TO WATCH THE FIREWORKS TONIGHT?
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NO, THANKS TO THE CITY COUNCIL MEETINGS, I’VE SEEN ENOUGH FIREWORKS FOR THE YEAR.
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WHY CAN’T WE SHARE THIS TREE WITH YOU?
FOR THE LAST TIME, US PINE BEETLES GET THE BIG TREES, YOU TWIG BEETLES GET THE SMALLER ONES.
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU WON’T DRINK MY MILK UNLESS IT’S PASTEURIZED?
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SIT BOY, SIT!
QUE?
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THANK GOD THAT’S OVER!
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I WISH I COULD GO BACK TO WORK.
I WISH I DIDN’T HAVE TO GO BACK TO SCHOOL.
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OPEN IT SLOWLY, IT COULD EXPLODE!
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IT’S MY SODA, HONEST!
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hey! why don’t you use a cross walk?
are you kidding me? I’m too cool to use one of those.
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WELCOME TO LONGMONT TO INSURE YOU WITH A NICE QUIET STAY, PLEASE ACCEPT A PAIR OF COMPLIMENTARY EAR PLUGS. FOR PLANE NOISE PRESS 1 FOR TRAIN NOISE PRESS 2 FOR AUTOMOBILE NOISE PRESS 3
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BOULDER
I’M GLAD TO HEAR THESE PLANES!
I WISH THESE PLANES WOULD BE QUIET!
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DID ANYONE CALL THE CITY TO LET THEM KNOW ABOUT OUR NIGHT TIME JUMP?
DON’T WORRY, I’VE GOT IT.
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I THOUGHT YOU DID!
I THOUGHT YOU DID!
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THE PINE BEETLES SURE HAVE KILLED A LOT OF TREES, I BET THEY ARE A REAL FIRE HAZARD.
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HMMM... I WOUNDER IF WE SHOULD CUT THEM DOWN?
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SEE! THERE IS A GREAT PUMPKIN!
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I’M SORRY, YOU’RE DENIED.
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GOOD NEWS! YOU’RE APPROVED!
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WE ARE GOING TO NEED A LOT MORE THAN HIP WADERS THIS YEAR.
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Argh!
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THANK YOU! U.S.
VETERANS
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I HAVEN’T EVEN EXPIRED YET!
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IF COACH PELINI STARTS THROWING A TANTRUM, POP THIS INTO HIS MOUTH.
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ARE YOU SURE IT’S BIG ENOUGH?
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BEFORE THE CU vs NEBRASKA GAME.
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UH... THE LIGHT’S GREEN, YOU CAN GO.
BUT I HAVEN’T FINISHED READING ALL THE SIGNS YET.
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CAN I OPEN THIS ONE EARLY? PLEEEEEEASE?
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THANKS FOR READING!