This burrito is not agreeing with me!
by local artist, Sam Wallace
Archive 3 www.timescall.com/beetofLongmont
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Beet of Longmont and characters are Š Sam Wallace
Week 51 By Sam Wallace i’m telling you hartman, these destructive open range hounds are taking over.
what should we do?
we need to be vigilant! take no prisoners, most importantly, show no... ...fear.
Week 52 By Sam Wallace hartman, you can’ t hide from The hounds of the open range. we need to take a stand.
mmungg ndf mhyiugh ughskle duudng
quit whimpering. i can hardly understand you.
i’m stuck! help! ungh!
i’m not hiding, i’m stuck. i must have fallen in an underground tunnel. the ground just opened up and swallowed me whole!
Week 53 By Sam Wallace i hope you didn’ t fall into one of the open range hound traps.
me too. can you help get me...
out!?
what is that?
agh! a destructive open range hound! we’re doomed!
Week 54 By Sam Wallace a destructive open range hound!
run!
Week 55 By Sam Wallace
run for your lives!
? i wonder what they are running from?
Week 56 By Sam Wallace you guys were running from a prairie dog?
not a prairie dog, a vicious hound of the open range. They are taking over the world.
the world no, the airport maybe.
Week 57 By Sam Wallace THIS SHOULD BE A BLAST! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
GO? OK, HERE WE GO!
AH H
H H H!
LONGMONT SLEDDING HILL
THIS HILL IS SCARY. IN FACT I DON’ T EVEN WANT TO GO.
LONGMONT SLEDDING HILL
Week 58 By Sam Wallace
A
HH H H H
!
I TOLD YA THIS WOULD BE A BLAST!
WOW! I’M IMPRESSED. YOU STEERED THE SLED RIGHT OVER THAT JUMP.
YOU CAN STEER?
Week 59 By Sam Wallace cool! that sounds fun! what’s your quest?
where are you going?
I’m on a long and dangerous quest.
To find the best burrito in longmont.
Week 60 By Sam Wallace finding the best burrito in longmont is not a quest.
sure it is.
it could take years. but quests there are tons of mexican are full of danger, restaurants in town. not sour cream. where is the danger in finding a good burrito?
are you kidding me? some of the restaurants look kind of scary, then there is the spicy factor, and who can forget the dreaded burrito belly.
Week 61 By Sam Wallace you mean Do you want go around to join me on my longmont looking quest? for the best burrito.
mexican food is my favorite! but it sounds like a lot of work.
going around longmont eating burritos isn’ t very hard.
eating burritos is the easy part. eating them with you is the hard part.
Week 62 By Sam Wallace so... are you in? Great! any ideas on where to start?
sure, let’s find the best burrito in longmont.
the first place we need to go is the pharmacy.
the pharmacy!? that is no place to get a burrito.
not a burrito, Pepto-Bismol.
Week 63 By Sam Wallace so, if we go all around longmont eating burritos, what are we going to do about the gas?
i mean, how are we going to get to all the restaurants?
uh, i am sure we can get farmer gibson to drive us around.
Week 64 By Sam Wallace whew! i’m full.
that place looked kinda scary on the outside.
but inside it was actually very nice. Friendly staff and good food.
now i just wish i felt nice on the inside.
Week 65 By Sam Wallace i think i ate too many burritos.
Week 66 By Sam Wallace awww.... look, it’s a baby burrito.
sweet! we can eat twice as many of these small ones.
be careful kuner, sometimes the smaller the burrito, the hotter it is.
nonsense, i can handle it. i have a cast iron stomach.
ch mun ch mun
ch mun ch mun
wow! that was hot.
Week 67 By Sam Wallace i can’ t believe i ate the whole seven pound mega burrito.
you could say you ate the whole Enchilada! wow!
weren’ t you listening? I said burrito, not enchilada.
Week 68 By Sam Wallace hey kuner, i just ate a hot and spicy garlic and fish burrito!
oh, sorry, i must have some epic burrito breath.
you could say that again, my label just peeled off.
Week 69 By Sam Wallace what on earth happened to you guys?
we ate the worlds spiciest burrito. we have an extra one... you want it? we can’ t take any more.
sure, but i just ate this mild one, you got any thing hotter than it?
Week 70 By Sam Wallace if i ever hear that word again, i will explode!
finding the best one in longmont was sure fun though.
hi guys! how goes your quest for the best burrito
stop! don’ t say it!
too late, you said it!
Week 71 By Sam Wallace
ZIP Z WHI
I’M GONNA PUMMEL HARTMAN.
ZING
ZZZ
HA YA MISSED! YOU COULDN’ T HIT THE BROAD SIDE OF A BARN.
Week 72 By Sam Wallace WHAT YA DOING HARTMAN?
KUNER AND I ARE HAVING A SNOW BALL FIGHT.
I SHOULD HAVE WARNED YOU. HE IS A TERRIBLE SHOT.
SPLUT
THPLUT
ZIP
HERE HARTMAN, HAVE A BALL.
Week 73 By Sam Wallace HA, YOU MISSED! AND YOU SAID I COULDN’ T HIT THE BROADSIDE OF A BARN.
I DIDN’ T MISS...
I WOULD SAY IT WAS A DIRECT HIT.
Week 74 By Sam Wallace HA HA HA!
HEY, NO FAIR! I’M FIGHTING AN UP HILL BATTLE.
Week 75 By Sam Wallace are you sure we should do this? i feel kinda sorry for him
yeah, kuner isn’ t going to stand a chance.
LET HIM HAVE IT!
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i should have listened to the burrito?
i told ya i was hot
by local artist, Sam Wallace
www.timescall.com/beetofLongmont