The Stony Brook Press, Volume 34 Issue 1 by The Stony Brook Press

MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 10, 2012

VOLUME XXXIV, ISSUE 1

TABLE OF CONTENTS EDITORIALS Reel Big Fish

Move in Day Chaplain Nadim Printing

6 7 8

NEWS

FEATURES

Know Your Rights On Watch Sexiled Lumpyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s and S3 Apps For College Parking Freshman Advice Campus Map Campus Dining New Staller Sign

CULTURE

9 10 12 13 14 16 18 19 20 21

MOVIES Premium Rush Hope Springs

22 23

MUSIC Nutshell Reel Big Fish

COMICS

OPINION

28 24 33

Bill Nye Conventions

34 35

Swim Team Football

36 37

SPORTS

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Vol. XXXIV, Issue 1

FEATURES

LUMPY’S AND S3 FALL FLAT by John Fischer

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Vol. XXXIV, Issue 1

CULTURE

OPINION Sepember 12, 2012

BILL NYE CRITICIZES CREATIONISTS by Andrew Carrieri

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Vol. XXXIV, Issue 1

OPINION

CONVENTIONS by Brianna Peterson

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SPORTS September 10, 2012

SWIM TEAM SEASON SINKS by Olivia Burne

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SEAWOLVES SEASON OPENER

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