Jokes
Break the ice and impress your fellow designers with these hilarious jokes.
Just don’t try and tell them to the general public.
Seriously...Don’t
What part of the fish does a graphic designer remove when cooking?
The gill, so it will be Gill Sans.
How many graphic designers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Does it have to be a lightbulb?
Comic Sans walks into a bar,
the bartender says “we don’t serve your type here”.
Practice safe design.
Always use a concept.
What’s keming?
The result of improper kerning
Yo momma’s so fat
they call her Superblack Heavy Ultra Extended
What kind of attack can kill the most typographers?
Arial
What is a graphic designer’s favourite meal?
Big mac.