Keeping you ordinary

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social commontating

You are so easy to push around when you are like that.

KEEPING YOU ORDINARY


Fed up of being patronised by the left, the right, the PC and the non-PC? Actually all they are trying to do is to keep you as you are, they like you like that, you are quirky and nostalgic and although they are better than you they still like to prove they are a little bit ordinary themselves.

I often eat fries as they are such a tr

I have a flag of S my car boot as we

I can F and Blind when I have to. I nearly got a tattoo once, the idea of the pain put me off.

Fake tan is pretty go can’t get away this y


I used smoke at the weekends. I vape occasionally now.

s well, reat.

I drink a pint sometimes but mostly a bottle is enough. Britain’s Got Talent, my neighbour was in the audience. She is up for anything.

St George in ell.

ood if you year.

I read the Sun in the barbers. It’s just a bit of fun. I once texted TalkSport. I didn’t give my name obviously.


Can you kindly refrain from doing that please.

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