Satire
10 hours in an ASU COVID-19 testing facility “They threatened to take our scholarships, force us to eat red meat and kill our goldfish” by Garrett Stanley
Illustration by Jon Han
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9: 03 a.m. - I walked into one of ASU’s state-of-the-art testing facilities located in Sun Devil Hall, my home for the next 10 hours and a permanent home for asbestos. I informed the facility workers that I was not there to be tested, only to observe. They quickly told me they needed to keep a sterile environment, so they handed me a moist towelette with an expiration date of March 2003. I waited for the first people to arrive and my eyes
