Limericks

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Darrell Barnes

Darrell Barnes Labour Party 2015 A socialist leader, named Ed, made plans off the top of his head which voters ignored, so, utterly bored, they decided to stay home in bed. Waiting Ennui soit qui mal y pense was what Charles thought made more sense. “I’ve been waiting for years and am bored beyond tears bet you mother’s got many years hence.” February Blues In the midst of the February blues I thought “I’ve nothing to lose. I’ll write for the Forum which is certain to bore ‘em ‘cos I’ve lost the wit to amuse.” The Irrepressible Fun of Limericks It’s clear from what’s just been penned limericks simply don’t lend themselves to be dull, full of nihil et nul, so I’ll stop. Thank goodness! The End.

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