Limericks

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Justin Gosling

Justin Gosling Some women who lived at Great Snoring Found life just incredibly boring, So they slept and they slept And they slept and they slept, Those women who lived at Great Snoring. If 2+2=4, Then 2+2=4. That’s logic, that’s logic, That’s logic, that’s logic, And 2+2=4. We took out ten Taliban fighters, And also fifty poor blighters Who got in the way. But still - a good day: We took out ten Taliban fighters. The silly girl couldn’t escape. She was first subjected to rape; Then they cut of her toes, Her fingers and nose, And lastly her head at the nape.

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