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A sermon preached by Mr Antony Weiss
The Thirteenth Sunday after Pentecost Christ Church St Laurence – Sunday 23rd August, 2015
Ephesians 6:10-20 The Whole Armour of God “Let the words of my mouth and the meditation of my heart be acceptable to you, O LORD, my rock and my redeemer. (Ps 19:14).” AMEN. From St Paul’s Letter to the Ephesians; “For our struggle is not against enemies of blood and flesh, but against the rulers, against the authorities, against the cosmic powers of this present darkness, against the spiritual forces of evil in the heavenly places.” (Eph 6:12 NRSV) Last year in my previous life as a schoolmaster I asked the chaplain why the boys (and staff) have to hear relentlessly about evil and very little about the love of God. Then in June at the Candidates’ Conference for Sydney Diocesan Ordinands we had an entire session on Preaching Hell. Last Thursday evening at Choral Evensong at St Andrew’s Cathedral the brief homily for the week was all about…? The Devil. There are societies where spiritual forces are real and witchdoctors abound, as I have witnessed in some very remote Aboriginal communities and also in East Africa. The western world tends to stick with satirical depictions of the Wily One. Are you familiar with Rowan Atkinson’s skit in Rowan Atkinson Live (1991)1 in which he plays the devil welcoming new folk to hell? Descending the stairs to a smoke filled stage wearing a set of comedy horns on his head and holding a clip board he introduces himself … Ah hello! It’s nice to see you all here. Now…, as the more perceptive of you have probably realised by now, this is Hell, and I am the Devil, good evening, but you can call me Toby, if you like. We try to keep things informal here, as well as infernal. That’s just a little joke of mine. I tell it every time. Now, you’re all here for..... Eternity! Ooh, which I hardly need tell you is a heck of a long time, so you’ll all get to know each other pretty well by the end. But for now I’m going to have to split you up in groups.
Will You Stop Screaming! Thank you. Now, murderers? Murderers over here, please, thank you. Looters and Pillagers over here. Thieves, if you could join them, and Lawyers, you’re in that lot too. Okay, um atheists? Atheists over here please. You must be feeling a right bunch of nitwits. Never mind. And finally, Christians. Christians? Ah, yes, I am sorry but I’m afraid the Jews were right. If you would come down here, that would be really fine. Okay. Well, it’s over to you, … And I’ll catch you all later at the barbecue. Bye! So frivolities aside it may be said that the more conservative Protestants in general frighten people into faith by means of fear of the devil and his handicraft (or indeed perhaps they end up deterring them from having any faith at all). In pre-Vatican II times the same may have been said about the Roman Church.
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Thomas Schlamme, ‘Rowan Atkinson Live!’ (USA).