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I normally love using this column to tell you what we have featured in the issue. I promise to get back to that next time, because once again I’m going to use this space to talk about myself. What’s funny is I usually have trouble doing that. No, really, I hate talking about myself. But in this case, I can’t help it because these past few weeks have been some of the most stressful, yet meaningful and definitely the most fun weeks of my life. Were you in town last weekend? Um, remember that one day where the darkest clouds ever rolled through Sacramento? How about the massive downpour that took place, so much so that the water couldn’t even go down the gutters fast enough and the streets were flooding? If you were in town, there’s no way you don’t remember that day, because it was your Saturday! Maybe you were like me, wondering what the hell happened to the perfect, sunny, low-80-degree temperatures. Maybe you were like me, thinking, isn’t the last day of summer always supposed to have perfect weather? I thought that too. Hence the reason Jonathan Carabba, the co-founder of this lovely publication, and I chose Saturday, Sept. 21 as our wedding day. Pro tip: In these raining, scratch that, pouring wedding-day situations, never feel free to tell the bride, “It’s good luck!” And definitely don’t sing that godawful Alanis Morissette song. Just bring her a glass of champagne (thanks, Monica). At 4 p.m., about one hour before our outdoor wedding ceremony was to begin, some would say a miracle took place: The rain stopped as I was driving to the venue and even a patch of blue sky was seen! It was a beautiful sight. Weeks before the wedding, some good friends gave me words of wisdom that stuck in my head that whole day. Eric Rushing, of Ace of Spades and now Assembly (see page 8), said something to the effect of, “Whatever happens that day, just roll with it. When something isn’t exactly how you wanted it to be, it’s okay.” Even the guy who delivers our papers from our printer, Tom, chimed in with some wisdom that stuck with me. He said something like, “Don’t wait to have fun at the end, have fun the whole time.” These things applied to me that day, but when you think about it, they are useful words even in nonwedding situations. We had some of our best friends and closest family around to witness our special day, some coming from as far as San Diego, Seattle, even New York! Wedding budgets, man, I only wish we could have afforded to invite even more friends. We rolled through the ceremony like a confident, easy-breezy couple. No tears! Now that’s what I call a miracle! We (and I might be biased, though it was pretty much confirmed by everyone who attended) had some of the best vows to date. To sum it up, let’s just say our vows to each other addressed topics of love (for obvious reasons), cooking, snowboarding, kayaking and hiking in our “oldpeople gear,” our favorite sports team (go San Jose Sharks!) and our shared 4th grade level of humor. Trust me, I could go on and on why Saturday, Sept. 21, 2013 turned out to be the best day ever, despite the random one-day rain storm. Long story short, I love my friends and family. I love my HUSBAND. Yes! It feels so great saying that. Not boyfriend, not fiancé (isn’t that the worst word ever?), but husband! I also love making Submerge, which should be obvious, because while most couples go on their honeymoon right after they get married, these two lovebirds are slaving away and making the issue that you’re holding in your hands. Eventually we’ll go on a honeymoon, but for now we’ve got a few more jam-packed issues of Submerge to put out before the end of the year! Then, just maybe, we’ll take a break. Finally, some well-deserved shout outs: First, to our family for helping make the wedding possible, we couldn’t have done it without all of you Wellivers and Carabbas; to Scott Meyer for agreeing to be our last-minute officiant and for doing an amazing job during the ceremony; to Anthony Paganelli at Spanish Fly Hair Garage for giving me some luscious curly hair; to Erika Pinon at the MAC counter for doing makeup that I could never have done myself; to Bloem Decor Florist for designing the most beautiful flower arrangements I’ve ever seen (and I’ve been to a lot of weddings); to DJ Larry Rodriguez, AKA The Flower Vato, for playing awesome jams all night; to Brianna Carabba and Shad Khadem for helping hang market lights at the venue two nights early, bringing the champagne and staying after hours to help clean up after the wedding; to Rosalynn Schneider for running around to Target the day before, cleaning them out of matching umbrellas that we ended up not even needing; to Nicholas Wray and his assistant, Mike, for working their asses off to take what are sure to be amazing photos all day and night; and to everyone else that I don’t have room to list. Thank you all! It was the best night of our lives. Enjoy issue #146, the “honeymoon issue,” Melissa-Dubs
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After listening to Dave Attell’s standup, I couldn’t help but wonder, what is it about him that makes him so damn hilarious? And when I say hilarious, I’m not talking about a few giggles... I’m talking full-blown, tears-to-your-eyes, holy-shit-my-stomach-hurts hysterical; the kind of hilarious that gives audiences ripped abdominals after performances; the kind of hilarious that snags a spot on Top 25 Funniest in America; the kind of hilarious you don’t want to miss when it comes to your city. His dark, politically incorrect, swiftwitted deliverance is most commonly recognizable from his late-night show, Insomniac, but it’s time to check him out for yourself. Ladies and Gentlemen, grab your adult diapers and get ready for Dave Attell at Punchline from Oct. 11 through 13. You should probably buy your tickets right now at Punchlinesac. com. He will most likely sell out all five of the shows he’s packing into three days. And rightfully so: his is the kind of humor that helps you take the world less seriously. It’s the kind of humor that’s worth your hard-earned money.
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Words and Walls Project Unveiling • Oct. 12 Art is the metaphysical version of culture; it gives birth to character and makes inanimate objects extraordinarily personable. When’s the last time you related to a brick wall? Most likely never, but that is about to change. The Sacramento Metropolitan Arts Commission partnered with the Del Paso Design District and produced the love child of the year: The Del Paso Words and Walls Project. The project has chosen five poets and five graphic designers to team up and create works of art for and about Del Paso Boulevard. Each team will display their results on buildings along the boulevard, which will premiere on Oct. 12 with walking tours. Their Facebook event page (“Words and Walls Project Unveiling”) has all of the artists’ names and more background information on the project. Go and support the hard work of these artists working to help define Sacramento’s character.
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The snow is fun. Snow gear prices are not. But quality is important, so when it comes to safety, comfort and durability, you’re getting what you pay for. ¿Donde esta la middle ground? Sacramento State’s Ski and Snowboard Club has answered our prayers. Thousands (yes, thousands) of discounted new and used gear, clothing and equipment will fill Sacramento State’s Union Ballroom on Oct. 20. It’s the largest college fundraiser in Northern California. Organized by students of the Ski and Snowboard Club, the ski swap offers 30 to 50 percent off quality items. The doors open at 9 a.m. and close at 3:30 p.m. and all tickets are bought the day of the event. Snowballs are fun, frostbite is not, so put away those circa 1980 snow suits and check out Sacstatesnow.com for more details.
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We had been hearing rumors about it for months, but now it’s official: K Street’s newest venue, the Paragary-owned Assembly (1000 K Street), is being taken over by the Ace of Spades team. Co-owners Eric Rushing and Bret Bair had been scouring the region nonstop for a medium-sized room since Ace of Spades, located at 1417 R Street, first opened (Ace’s capacity is around 1,000 and Assembly’s is around 600). The goal is for the new locale to host their smaller shows and to complement what they are doing at the very successful Ace of Spades. Attendance at Assembly’s recent shows has been inconsistent; some have done very well (Chance The Rapper sold out), and some have completely flopped (Submerge has been in there watching local bands play to maybe 20 people). If there’s anyone who can turn Assembly around and pack it out consistently, it’s the guys behind Ace of Spades. Rushing, Bair and crew have turned Ace (once known as Empire and then very briefly as Venue) into a world-class venue. No, really, Ace of Spades is continuously climbing the ranks each year in Pollstar’s “Top 100 Club Venues” list. After just their first year, Ace was ranked No. 52 and the last we heard they were all the way up to No. 18! That’s the No. 18 “club venue” in the world, people! They are technically No. 2 in California behind Nokia Theatre L.A. Live. According to Rushing and Bair, much like Ace, Assembly will host a mashup of rock, metal, hip-hop, electronic music and more, both local and touring national acts. Plus, comedy shows and other events that fit and make sense in the space will be booked, too. They will cater to local promoters at Assembly, just like at Ace, which always adds a nice sense of differentiation. Look for local promotion companies like SBL Entertainment and Ent Legends to continue to throw killer concerts at Assembly, despite the Ace guys taking over. Submerge is excited to see what the Ace crew can do to help turn around K Street! Congrats, Rushing and Bair, you guys deserve all the success, here’s to many more sold-out shows! To learn more about Assembly and see a list of upcoming concerts and events, visit Assemblysacramento.com. To learn more about Ace of Spades, visit Aceofspadessac.com.
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Beloved independent Sacramento record store Phono Select is back! Well, sort of. After moving from their K Street spot in February of this year, the good dudes behind Phono are settling into their huge new warehouse location near Sacramento City College (4370 24th Street, Unit “O”) and they plan on being open to the public one Saturday every month (Saturday, Sept. 28 was their official re-launch, the next public sale date is Saturday, Oct 26) as well as for private appointments and special events. “The racks are full and ready for you!” wrote Phono on their blog, Phonoselect. com, before the re-launch. “We’ve got most of the new location built out and are putting on the finishing touches to welcome you in a couple weeks.” We’re crossing our fingers that they start hosting live music in the new space, ‘cause Submerge is down with warehouse shows! To learn more about their new space, schedule a time to stop in and peruse through records, or to just nerd out with some of the most knowledgeable vinyl heads in town, call (916) 400-3164 or visit them online at their official website or at Facebook.com/phonoselect.
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We must eat to survive. For our ancestors that meant hunting and gathering from the lands around them, and Mother Nature provided all they needed to grow and populate the globe. Cities were eventually built. Empires and countries were established, demolished and established again. Those who stuck to the old ways were eventually overrun and pushed to the periphery. Then the land was covered with black asphalt, and the streets bathed in the sun’s rays instead. Much of the earth could no longer grow food because of this concrete menace. We may have perished had it not been for the supermarket. Up until recently, I’ve considered myself a Safeway man. The stores are usually clean, the prices are reasonable and they carry enough random shit to keep you from having to go somewhere else for collard greens or rice noodles. Or, at least that’s how it was with my old Safeway. I waved a fond goodbye to the silver horse Safeway about six months ago, and I have regretted it ever since. Having shopped there for what felt like a lifetime, I knew where everything was. That store was my bitch from produce to breads and booze. When they moved the eggs to the produce section it threw me off for a couple of weeks, but I managed to get back in sync eventually. Dairy hijinks aside, I was normally in and out in 20 minutes with a week’s worth of food, and that included time to flirt with the cute manager at the cash register. Those days are no more. I go to a new Safeway now; only, it’s different from the old Safeway. I call it Bizarro Safeway, and it is slowly killing me (or at least my lunch). My favorite 100 percent grape cranberry juice and delicious sourdough bread are nowhere to be found. Old Safeway had celery sticks for my lazy ass but Bizarro Safeway wants me to buy an entire head of celery to make one tuna sandwich. Both stores have a shit-ton of space devoted to yogurt, but Bizarro Safeway is only selling plain yogurt in gallon-sized buckets. Who the hell wants a bucket of plain yogurt? Maybe the problem isn’t that Bizarro Safeway doesn’t have what I need. The problem could be that I just can’t find anything. At first glance, Bizarro Safeway appears to be a mirror image of its silver-
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Conducting from the Grave Exhumed from Label Nightmare, Set to Self-Release LP Words Ryan J. Prado | photo Marco Malek
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or Jeff Morgan and the assembled members of Sacramento metal crew Conducting from the Grave, the last few years have been transitional to say the least. On the heels of a veritable meltdown with the record label that released their first two full-length albums—Sumerian Records put out CFTG’s When Legends Become Dust (2009) and Revenants (2011)—the band choked up and decided to swing away on their own for the next record. Utilizing funds from an enormously successful Kickstarter campaign, through which the band raised a cool $19,000, CFTG were able to consolidate a nearly two-year hiatus following the release of Revenants into one explosive, sharp-edged snapshot of their turmoils and triumphs as a band. The new self-titled album will be self-released and comes bristling with riffs, bulging with morbid growls and buoyed by a somewhat newfound restraint from the super-shredding guitar tandem of Jeff Morgan and primary songwriter/ guitarist John Abernathy. The core trio of Morgan, Abernathy and drummer Greg Donnelly continue to showcase an intuitive ear for punishing breakdowns and apocalyptic verses, helped incrementally by bassist Jackson Jordan, with vocalist Mikey Powell’s guttural bellows providing a brutal vehicle for the band’s hybrid of abrasive death metal and its more melodic metalcore roots. That this is achieved by way of songs inspired by video games (“Honor Guide Me!,” the album’s opening track, is about a fictional war as seen through the eyes of Protoss Zealot, a character in Starcraft) and other non-sequitur lyrical fantasy is important. After nearly a decade together, weathering the ebbs and flows of the music industry machine, having fun seems to be the band’s number one priority. Conducting from the Grave is celebrating the release of their third LP, fittingly, with a trio of record release shows, including a sweaty spectacle at The Boardwalk Oct. 5. Submerge caught up with Morgan to discuss the evolution of the band, their label woes and the light at the end of the tunnel.
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For this album, what discussions were happening internally regarding the future of the band and leaving Sumerian? How it went was we wrote the album, the first-draft version of it. We sent demos to the record label almost two years ago now. They were like, “We think you can do more with your sound…” We kept going back and revising the songs, and that turned out for the best because we kept revising. But they kept giving us really vague feedback. One time one of the guys said, “That one needs more culturally relevant anthems.” What the hell does that mean? Did he want us to play what was hot right now? That’s not really us. We’re the type of band that we like to think our sound will stand the test of time rather than be a hotselling sound at the moment. It was a really frustrating experience. It took a little over a year of doing that, then finally we had a phone conversation with the label and they were like, “We’ve been holding off on this release and not approving budgets because we had some
In what ways were you hoping to evolve in a conscious sense from what you’d been doing before? When we put out Revenants, we didn’t want the album to be too crazy. The record label had been saying stuff like, “We get it; you can play guitar. You don’t have to prove it several times in one song.” Stuff like that. Because of our label experiences, we want them to actually care about us and pay attention to us. So we were like, OK, what can we do so that we can still be happy with our writing, and they can be happy with the direction we’re going? We kind of tried to do that, and a lot of our older fans weren’t as into the second album. It ended up not being something that made any difference with the label whatsoever; we were still bottom priority for them. So we decided with this new album to expand in a new direction and to rediscover our old sound a little bit, because that’s us. Just kind of incorporate the whole evolution of our sound and do something new with it. That’s what we did in writing this new album. SubmergeMag.com
“We sent demos to the record label almost two years ago now. They were like, ‘We think you can do more with your sound…’ We kept going back and revising the songs, and that turned out for the best because we kept revising. But they kept giving us really vague feedback. One time one of the guys said, ‘That one needs more culturally relevant anthems.’ What the hell does that mean? Did he want us to play what was hot right now? That’s not really us.” – Jeff Morgan, Conducting from the Grave, on the band’s split with Sumerian Records
bigger signings getting ready to come through, and now these signings are coming through. We’re gonna leave it up to you. Do you want to continue with us? We’re not gonna hold you to the third release option.” So it was a mutual decision; we were like, “You know what? We’re tired of the BS, so yeah we’ll cut our losses and go our own way.” So we took it upon ourselves at that point to just go ahead and record the album, with all the revised versions we did. We did it as cheaply as possible since we were fronting some of the expenses ourselves and building debt and we weren’t sure how we were gonna pay for it. We weren’t sure what we were gonna do with the release yet. We did a lot of the tracking at home, which saved money. We’d seen a few bands doing the Kickstarter thing, and we decided that was the best option. There are lots of progressive ins and outs to a lot of the songs, and there are sidetracks into more melodic territory as well. I’m thinking specifically of the vocal run on “Into the Rabbit Hole.” Was there a concerted effort for the band to push boundaries with this album in ways you hadn’t before? Or was it more of the rediscovering your older influences? Some of the more melodic or mellow parts with clean-toned guitar and stuff, that’s something we’ve always tried to have at least a little bit of. Revenants was a little heavier. We’re trying to go back to more catchy melodies. At the same time, we’re trying to go a little heavier with the death metal vibe as
opposed to metalcore. As far as the vocals— the actual singing that Mikey [Powell, vocals] does—we have one very short part at the end of the previous album where he did that. It seemed to go over pretty well, and he did a lot of singing in a couple previous bands he was in. We like his voice, and we figured why not let him take a couple spots on this album and expand more in that direction without getting overbearing with it or changing our sound to incorporate it. Is it possible for you to pick a song on the new album that you feel embodies the spirit of the band, and sort of overcoming what you’ve gone through? I would say that the two songs that we’ve officially leaked—“Honor Guide Me!” and “Into the Rabbit Hole”—I think those both embody that. Those are my two favorite songs on the album. “Honor Guide Me!” I think is musically representative of the band’s sound as a whole, fully representative of our whole career as a band. It encompasses the core of our sound. I don’t know if the way I’m saying it makes a lot of sense, but when I hear that song, it sounds like us. That’s our sound. I could have heard that song before we wrote it and said, “Hey, that sounds like something we’d write!” “Into the Rabbit Hole” I think more embodies where we’ve ended up, where we’ve come, where the journey has gotten us. It’s musically where we’re at as a result of our experiences through the years as a band.
Conducting from the Grave releases their new self-titled album Saturday, Oct. 5 at the Boardwalk (9426 Greenback Lane, Orangevale). Opening the show is Fallujah, Lifeforms, Soma Ras, Gary Busey Amber Alert and Awaiting the Apocalypse. Doors at 6:30 p.m. Tickets are $10 in advance, and $12 day of show. For more information on Conducting the Grave, visit the band on Facebook.
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Into the Night
Jose Di Gregorio’s celestial shapes foretell Sacramento’s bright artistic future Words Joe Atkins
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n 2011, I walked into Bows and Arrows to browse some clothes and ingest either a coffee or a beer. I probably had some paperwork to do, but instead of doing anything that day, I just looked at a series of paintings exhibited on the wall. Those paintings—these large black backgrounds painted on wood with blue spray-paint accents that felt like something simultaneously underwater and atmospheric supported these large, brilliant white bodies or figures that were grounded between a few rudimentary geometric patterns and curling, waving tails that loped toward the bottom of the work—those paintings were composed by Jose Di Gregorio. Now, I don’t know much about art, but occasionally I read some people who do. From what I can gather, the only thing a good artwork should do is negate reality in some fashion. This is not to mistake the desire of artworks to be considered realistic, or to be part of the material world that we exist in, but rather that they should act as mediators. All of that is to say, in general, art that seeks to represent in a mimetic or realist fashion bores me. Our conditions today are so much more complicated and full of possibility than some bowl of fruit or a landscape. When I first came across Di Gregorio’s work, this
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is what it was clearly critiquing. This, for me, was its appeal. And I can only think of about two other Sacramento artists that I have remembered in similar fashion—but I’m not writing about them here. Di Gregorio’s works are cosmic. They chose as their subject the infinite possibilities of our universe, and they hypothesize that these coordinates and celestial bodies might offer one of two things: either hope, of the sort that only post-apocalyptic genres can allude to, or humility, of the sort that alien encounter narratives tend to provide. Maybe they do both. What’s great about Di Gregorio’s works is that they are also questions in themselves, riddles of sorts. They offer each viewer her own Rorschach test, a reflection of her inner beliefs and ideologies. They suggest that each viewer can be validated externally, and because of this, Di Gregorio has patrons from physics professors to fanatics of the everyday divine. His new show, Night, will be displayed at Bows and Arrows, some two years after his previous exhibit. It’s a shift from his larger works previously available at Bows, and at the Indianapolis Museum of Contemporary Art, where he just had an installation. In an effort to make his works more obtainable for enthusiasts, the sizes have been decreased, but the attention
to detail is evident. The cosmic influence is still apparent, but these works are essentially circles or mandalas—a term Di Gregorio uses himself, though he’s quick to separate it from any spiritual association. Each of these mandalas holds a geometric figure, some series of white lines on a nebulous background composed by specific measurements within the frame, and they offer a continuation of the thoughts I was first attracted to in his earlier work. “There’s some sort of meditative quality to them,” says Di Gregorio. “And I’m not a spiritual guy at all.” Each of these pieces has a different geometric rhythm, a different figure or shape that holds the frame together. The white lines are crafted, composed with detail and attention. Their initial appearance seems simple, yet the specific shapes and lines reveal a concentration, a repetitious series of paint and articulation. It is because of these recursive structures, shapes, figures and the cosmic image set, that the spiritual qualities are easy to identify. “The spiritual nature of these pieces comes up a lot,” says Di Gregorio. “I used to be a pretty outspoken atheist. [Yet,] I feel like these works are my ways of seeing the spiritual.” This seeing the spiritual, I’d associate with the sort of focus that artists must possess, not only to Dive Into Sacramento & Its Surrounding Areas
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slide back out the door. He laughs, recalling a question one patron asked another Verge staff member: “Do the artists here show their works anywhere?” These well meaning sponsors of the arts, I might offer, are overwhelmed by Di Gregorio’s works as well—just in a slightly different way. This incident stands out for Di Gregorio, having just completed an exhibition at the Indianapolis Museum of Contemporary Art. This might be the highlight of his artistic career. “It was the best show I’ve ever had,” he says. “It was all flat black, the walls, the ceiling, everything. We used red and blue light, and the works really popped. It was like a heavy-metal planetarium. I had just gone to the Lawrence Hall of Science Planetarium [in Berkeley] with my daughters. It was such a profound experience; I just wanted to mimic that. I got a budget. They flew me out. I did a mural. It was great.” “I wish I could be an installation artist all the time,” he adds. “That is it. I got that taste.” To go along with his recent accomplishments, Di Gregorio has recently shown at Sol Collective, designed a limited edition bottle for Ruhstaller Beer, designed and crafted a huge artwork for the recent Launch Music Festival in collaboration with others, and provided some aesthetic touches to the McKinley Park playground rebuild. “That was over 100 hours in just one week,” elaborates Di Gregorio, “14-hour days, leaving at 6:30 AM and getting home at 9:30. Most of the work was in the mosaic, and I’m not a mosaic artist. I created this lunar/solar mosaic, and another one in the entryway. That took a lot of time, cutting the tiles and getting the right colors. People who go there always notice the lionfish. Actually, the climbing wall and the lionfish were an afterthought. It’s funny how things work. I live in the area, so it’s a humbling thing.” Having grown up in Woodland, Jose Di Gregorio is excited to be included in the community of Sacramento. He sees a lot of possibility here: “I think that there’s going to be positive change in what happens in Sacramento art. I want to think we’re getting beyond a sculpture of a bowl, or a cowboy, like Old Sac stuff, the Wild West.” With works from artists like Di Gregorio, here’s hoping that we might soon be recognized as stellar or even universal.
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create works, but to continue to create them in our chaotic, distracting contemporary. It’s a sort of satisfaction that I’ve often thought of as addiction. One could say Di Gregorio is addicted to simple figures and infinite depth. “There’s something about drawing a white line on a black surface,” he says, and then pauses to consider it further. It’s clear at this moment that his craft has a visceral effect on Di Gregorio, that the reason he pursues art has something to do with the metaphysical experience of drawing a line. This inversion of black and white, the associations of figure and background, is part of how Di Gregorio turns the subject of his works on its head. He never finishes this thought during our time together, to tell me what that “something” is. Instead, I might offer that space is infinite, dark, unclear. An artwork is fixed, illuminated, specific. Traditionally the canvas is light, the marks dark. An opaque background asks for figures that register as shadows, bodies, inversions of light. A pitch dark background asks for figures that register as bodies of light themselves. This is part of that negation I mentioned above. However, it’s likely not how Di Gregorio would describe his work: “I don’t have a deep philosophical notion of what I do. It’s celestial, of course.” “When I was an undergrad,” Di Gregorio continues, “I was researching the works of Caspar David Friedrich. He was a romantic painter during the Enlightenment. He was sort of countering the Enlightenment philosophy with the idea of the sublime, how small we are. That idea of the whole.” This influence is clear once one sees the vast landscapes and seascapes of Friedrich, the horizons that loom over the lower third of the works, the immense skies with all of their impossibilities dominating the space of the canvas. Change the subject to space, swap out the human bodies for geometric figures, add a touch of improvisation and post-expressionist impulse: this is Di Gregorio. The subject of his works is complicated, but his continual return marks Di Gregorio’s works with a specific focus. As he explains, “Maybe I’m just fascinated with something that is hard to explain. The feeling of being overwhelmed. We want to describe it, and maybe I’m describing it visually.” That feeling of being overwhelmed isn’t lost on the community of Sacramento. Di Gregorio recalls the recent Capital Artists’ Studio Tour at Verge Center for the Arts, where many local art enthusiasts would peek into his workroom, glance at the untraditional works, and quickly
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Loyalty & Community
River City Brewing Company celebrates 20 years of supplying the Sacramento area with quality suds Words Nur Kausar photos courtesy of RCBC
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hantalle Malneck started as a server at River City Brewing Company (RCBC) inside Sacramento’s downtown plaza when it first opened 20 years ago. The beer flowed and so did short-lived additions to RCBC, says Malneck, as the brewpub tried multiple in-house business ventures like a bakery and espresso before finally sticking with brewing and more upscale, innovative food, like a towering, pillow-y eggplant napoleon. Quietly ambitious, Malneck stayed at RCBC but wanted to move up. Having a comfortable, close-knit staff and management team helped, and she soon made her way into the kitchen, first as a prep cook and eventually as head chef and part owner, her current position. “It hasn’t felt like 20 years,” she says, adding that three other staff members have also been there just as long. “We have a lot of the same regulars. One is Perry. I remember when I was a server I would serve him and his business partners, and I would be so nervous around him. Now our regulars get their own seats.” General Manager and another part owner, Beth Ayres-Biro, says the loyal employees and
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“I am a big believer in karma. If you are good to people and your community they will be good back to you. That’s the great part of having a local business, the closeness with your community. Of course good food and good beer are always important too.” – Beth Ayers-Biro, River City Brewing Company customers are what keep RCBC successful. “I have never known a restaurant that has such loyal old and new employees,” AyresBiro says, who herself has been with RCBC for 12 years.“ I still to this day see a handful of [past] employees at least once a week just to say hi or coming in to drink and eat.” She adds that the restaurant, like many others, has struggled, but regulars have kept it afloat. “As many know, the mall has had some major downers in the past years and it has been rough to do business in a dying mall and with previous landlords who did not care what was going on,” she says. “Add on the extremely bad economy in the Sacramento area, but somehow our regulars would still make it in and support us. I am a big believer in karma. If you are good to people and your community they will be good back to you. That’s the great part of having a local business, the closeness with your community. Of course good food and good beer are always important too.” As a mainstay in the downtown mall and a frequenter of Sacramento events for catering and alcohol, RCBC has also made it part of its mission to give back to its community. For example, the restaurant has been hosting SubmergeMag.com
farm-to-fork dinners throughout the year, blending Malneck’s love for local, sustainable food with charity, as a percentage of the dinner proceeds are donated. An added benefit is the beer pairing with each course that comes with the dinner, giving both departments of the brewpub a chance to show off skills beyond the daily grind. Change in leadership has also kept the place innovating. Malneck, Ayres-Biro and two others partnered to buy the restaurant in 2006, and spend day in and day out on location. Just five months ago, they also hired a new head brewer, Brennan Holmes. He already has a few ideas fermenting—though, admittedly, they’re still just ideas while he settles into the established recipes of the brewery. Holmes doesn’t have the same career trajectory as Malneck and Ayres-Biro; instead, it’s been a steady plane of beer-related jobs, including brewing, sales and bartending. After completing the Master Brewers program at UC Davis in 2011, he worked at Lagunitas Brewery in Petaluma, Calif.; shadowed South American beer makers in Patagonia; and had stints at the Davis Beer Shoppe, Berryessa Brewing Company and Brewmeisters in Folsom. The experiences have taught him that even though he has his own tastes, the tastes of
his clientele come first. “I have visions of what I want to do but it’s something I’m easing into,” Holmes says. “I’m trying to figure out what the palates of my customers are and working with my own palate to see what we both like.” That philosophy has worked at RCBC as well, as brewers have made 22 different kinds of beer but have stayed with a handful of successful staples. Holmes mentioned one recent change to the usual lineup: a Belgian wit that was once a seasonal is now a regular tap, taking the place of the brewery’s hefeweizen. “The previous brewer handed down all the recipes, and I’ve pretty much kept them exact, but some I altered slightly and so far there’s been a pretty positive response,” Holmes says. He also just completed this season’s Oktoberfest beer that should be on tap now. “All my jobs have revolved around beer and I definitely know this is the industry I want to be in. What drew me here was the position… There is a lot more responsibility but also a lot more freedom and creativity.” Logistically, Holmes says distribution beyond the restaurant will be difficult, but that may change with time. Ayres-Biro says brewery expansion is a
definite possibility as long as RCBC’s future stays secure. “Future plans are to hopefully stay an anchor on the west end of downtown for another 20,” she says. “Hopefully with the new arena there will be new, exciting life down here and we can start doing some new, exciting stuff as well.” Not surprisingly, there are still plenty of Sacramentans who walk by the downtown plaza and never make it to River City. A good time to try might be for the 20 th anniversary party Oct. 12. It will be held in the piazza right in front of the restaurant. Tickets are $25, which includes beer, appetizers, live music and raffle prizes like Kings tickets and gift certificates. Proceeds benefit the Kings Foundation for education. The wristband will also get patrons discounts inside the restaurant if they decide to stick around for dinner. The party in the piazza goes from 1 p.m. to 5 p.m.
For more information, visit Rivercitybrewing. net. If you’d like to know more about the Kings Foundation, go to NBA. com/kings/community/ foundation.
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Exploring Sound
The Virgin’s Guide to NorCal NoiseFest 2013 Written by a NoiseFest virgin Words Jenn Walker
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or the 17th year in a row, Sacramento is hosting NorCal NoiseFest. One of the oldest and most established “noise” festivals out there, it is a yearly gathering of performing artists from around the country who base their entire acts around creating noise. There is no false advertising here; we are talking about noise, as in sound intentionally void of rhythm, melody and structure. Dissonance and chaos are sought. This year’s festival will feature 40 artists, spanning three days and four locations. Let me just get this out of the way now. I’ve lived in Sacramento for 25 years straight, and I have never been to a NoiseFest. For shame! Anyway, to gain a better understanding of NoiseFest, I not only reviewed countless videos and tracks by the artists performing in this year’s lineup, but I also spoke with the only two people in town who have performed NoiseFest every year since its birth in 1995, Lob of Instagon and William Burg of Uberkunst. They have also been highly involved members of the Secret Masters of Noise (those who make NoiseFest happen each year) since the early ‘00s. In sum, think of NorCal NoiseFest as the “outsider experience,” Lob explains. The presentation is meant to be unique, abrasive and unpleasant. This embrace of noise is not a new idea. Here is a snippet of history to
prove it: in 1913 the Italian artist Luigi Russolo wrote the Futurist manifesto “L’arte dei Rumori” or “The Art of Noises.” In it, he argued that because humans’ lives were becoming inundated with machinery, music should incorporate such sounds into composition. You might consider Russolo the founding father of noise music, 100 years ahead of his time. Apropos, this year’s NoiseFest is marking the celebration of a “century of noise.” Rest assured, NoiseFest doesn’t cater to any one crowd. Sure, noise doesn’t have mass appeal—lots of people haven’t trained their ears for it. Yet there are pockets of noise enthusiasts out there, young and old, Burg confirms. Compare noise to eating pancreas, he suggests. The masses will gag at the mere thought, opting for a McDonald’s cheeseburger, just as they will choose to listen to “music” instead of “noise.” Yet there are some who will gladly dig into a plateful of pancreas over a fistful of fries any day. As he so poetically elaborates, like a mountain man leads the way into the wilderness, the noisemaker blazes a path for other musicians to follow, sometimes decades later. “Somebody had to go there first, and they generally had to go alone,” he adds. Consider NorCal NoiseFest the once-a-year gathering of those mountain men and women.
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W00DY is a solo performer hailing from Boston, Mass. She excels at vocal manipulation, particularly stretching and contorting her voice, layering and looping fragments over subtle tones. Her performance may leave you feeling airy, and at other times feeling like you are swallowed in a spiral or a maze. You may be tempted to think she is channeling Bjork at times, minus the music. This will be her first time playing NorCal NoiseFest. Catch her performance on Friday at 10:30 p.m. at Luna’s Cafe. Beast Nest is the solo project of Sharmi Basu, a Mills College student who is pursuing her master’s in electronic music. Her sound will creep up on you, gently guiding you to another dimension through a blanket of feedback. Fluttering R2D2-like beeps, whizzes, zaps and dial tones will simultaneously emerge, crossed by ethereal notes tracing scratchy hums. According to Lob, “Basu has delivered some of the most psychedelic ambient performances that NoiseFest has had in the past.” Beast Nest performs Thursday at 10 p.m. at Naked Lounge.
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When you have a lineup of 40 to choose from, how are you possibly supposed to narrow down your options? For those who just can’t make up their minds, try this: just check out the bands with the, uh, most unusual names. Never mind that several of these names suggest pain.
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As mentioned before, there are only two acts that have performed NorCal NoiseFest every year since inception: Instagon and Uberkunst, both local. Uberkunst is Burg’s project, and “always a spectacle sacrifice to NIAD (noise instrument analog device),” Lob says. Uberkunst’s crew typically consists of 10plus bodies. Previous performances have included power tools, masks, screaming, destruction, torture machines and spiky outfits with a Road Warrior aesthetic. Instagon, on the other hand, performs with a different ensemble for every single show, with Lob leading the way. When it comes to NoiseFest, Lob typically assembles a handful of performers who each feed their sounds into a mixer set while he selects which sounds to amplify and overlap. One year that meant nine people making noise with jewel cases and contact mics. Odd, provocative, conceptual noise guaranteed. Uberkunst performs at Sol Collective at 10:30 p.m. Saturday, and Instagon plays at Bows and Arrows at 3:30 p.m. on Sunday. Dive Into Sacramento & Its Surrounding Areas
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Coat hanger hooks, rubber bands, wires, chop sticks, popsicle sticks, broom straws... What more do you need? Not much, if you are making handmade cranks to play in the Crank Ensemble. These instruments are literally works of art that are then used to create noise music. Mastermind Larnie Fox orchestrates the rigid clicks and pops simultaneously into a steady progression—think clock music. You will want to see these guys up close on Sunday at Bows and Arrows, starting at 2:30 p.m. Meanwhile, Michael Amason is known for his ongoing “Noise Tattoo” project, where he tattoos himself through an amp stack. According to Lob, “You will hear every needle mark!” Catch him at 3 p.m. on Saturday at Sol Collective.
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1. Uberkunst 1. Endometrium 2. Overdose Cuntplow the Katatonic 2. Michael Amason 3. +DOG+ 3. Dental Work 4. Striations 5. Pulsating 4. Eurostache Cyst 5. Jeff Boynton 6. Nux Vomica
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Overdose The Katatonic
Amphibious Gestures
1. Faults: A local Sacramento noise/ jazz trio featuring L.H.Shimanek, Kevin Corcoran and Chad Stockdale reunited, they have not played live in more than five years. They may not play out again. Do not miss it.
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Pedestrian Deposit
1. Xome 2. Uberkunst 3. Instagon 4. Chopstick 5. Faults 6. Master Morya 7. San(s) Kasagascar 8. Collude 9. Cut 10. Noisepsalm 11. /The Nothing\ 12. Randy McKean’s Wild 6 Bands Not To Miss And Why (Lob’s Picks) Horsey Ride
Who Will Burn the Most Miles To Get Here
1. Thirteen Hurts from Pleasant View, Colo. 2. Dental Work from Traverse City, Mich. 3. Stress Orphan from Washington, D.C. 4. Blipvert from New York, N.Y. 5. W00DY from Boston, Mass.
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If you plan to watch Los Angeles act +DOG+, the last performance at Luna’s Café on Friday starting at 11:30 p.m., keep these things in mind. Static noise. You may feel like your head is under a nail gun, beneath the blade of a chopper or pressed against the blare of a dial-up connection. Your eye might start to twitch. Or maybe that’s just the caffeine. Likewise, if you check out /The Nothing\ at 5 p.m. at Sol Collective on Saturday, know what you’re getting into. You will feel like you stepped into an insane asylum, or someone’s nightmare. It will sound tortuous. You might think it’s a perfect way to scare away every child for Halloween this year. Thought I can’t confirm it, Lob also suggests earplugs for Blue Sabbath Black Cheer (11 p.m. Saturday at Sol Collective) Thirteen Hurts (7:30 p.m. Saturday at Sol Collective), and M22 (9:30 p.m. on Friday at Luna’s Café). I’d take his word for it.
2. Overdose The Katatonic: In Lob’s words, “There is only one Jim Trash, and we have him for the weekend. Sonic brutality unleashed in a coffee house; sometimes he throws out toys!” 3. Amphibious Gestures: Lob says it best: “Space aliens from the sea with super sonic audio waves to invade your ears and mind. You think I’m kidding, but...”
Blue Sabbath Black Cheer
Randy McKean’s Wild Horsey Ride
5. Blue Sabbath Black Cheer: Lob calls them a “tribal rush of power and madness” consisting of percussion and electronics. They don’t get out here much, but when they do, they are said to leave a massive impression. 6. Randy McKean’s Wild Horsey Ride: This is a duo featuring saxophonist Randy McKean and electronics artist Wes Steed. McKean produces sound and Steed captures it via live analog processing, and they play together with the sounds generated. Supposedly it is nothing short of amazing.
4. Pedestrian Deposit: These guys have been on a U.S. tour recently and “SLAYING crowds everywhere,” according to Lob. Need proof? Check out the social media trails.
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Sept. 30 – Oct. 14
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9.30 Monday
The Boxing Donkey Open Mic Variety Night, 8 p.m. Distillery Karaoke, 9 p.m. Fox & Goose Open Mic Night, 7:30 p.m. Luna’s Cafe Nebraska Mondays feat. Doug Pauly & Alicyn Yaffee Duo, Steve Adams & John Hanes, 7:30 p.m. Marilyn’s Karaoke, 8 p.m. Old Ironsides Heath Williamson & Friends, 5 p.m. Powerhouse Pub Karaoke, 9 p.m. Press Club Instagon, Monk Warrior, Ghostnote, 8 p.m. Sol Collective Microphone Mondays, 8 p.m.
10.01 Tuesday
Coming Soon an urban beer garden in midtown at 24 th & K 25
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Ace of Spades Between The Buried and Me, The Faceless, Contortionist, Safety Fire, 6:30 p.m. Bows and Arrows Beer & Beethoven w/ Stewart Goodyear, 7 p.m. Cafe Colonial Rat Damage, Nudes, Gurth, Atom Bomb, 7 p.m. Distillery Karaoke, 9 p.m. Marilyn’s GSET: Classic Rock and Blues Review, 8 p.m. Old Ironsides Karaoke, 9 p.m. Pine Cove Open Mic Night, 9 p.m. Powerhouse Pub College Night w/ DJ Rigatony, DJ Alazzawi, 10:30 p.m. Press Club FFFreak! w/ DJs CrookOne, Ben Johnson, Boogalicious, 9:30 p.m. Shine Jazz Jam w/ Jason Galbraith & Guests, 8 p.m. Sleep Train Amphitheatre Maroon 5, 7 p.m. Sol Collective The Evens, 7:30 p.m. T2 Nightclub & Lounge Karaoke, 9 p.m. Torch Club Emmie Jones, 5:30 p.m.; Lew Fratis, 8 p.m. Toby Keith’s Open Mic Night, 7 p.m.
10.02 Wednesday
Badlands DJ Blake Charlton, IMF. Dred, TAMEsta, 10 p.m. Bar 101 Open Mic, 7:30 p.m. Club Car The Double Shots, 7:30 p.m. Crest Theatre Gordon Lightfoot, 8 p.m. Distillery Karaoke, 9 p.m. Fox & Goose Northern Soul, 8 p.m. G Street WunderBar Funk Night w/ DJ Larry, 10 p.m. Harlow’s Everton Blender, The Yard Squad Band, TRINITI, 9 p.m. Marilyn’s Red Rose, Levi Moseas, Adika, 8 p.m. Mix DJ Gabe Xavier, DJ Peeti-V, 9 p.m. Old Ironsides Open Mic, 9 p.m. Press Club GDP, Nervous, Call Me Snake, DJ Whores, 8 p.m. Sophia’s Thai Kitchen Open Mic, 8 p.m. Torch Club Acoustic Open Mic, 5:30 p.m.; Howell Devine Band, 9 p.m. UC Davis: TCS Open Mic, DJ Chango, 7 p.m. University Union Serna Plaza, CSUS Nooner feat. Pointdexter, 12 p.m.
10.03 thursday
Ace of Spades Twiztid, Madchild, Blaze Ya Dead Homie, Aqualeo, Brutha Smith, 6 p.m. Bar 101 Karaoke, 7:30 p.m. The Blue Lamp The Session, 9 p.m. Center for the Arts Kelley Stoltz, Golden Shoulders, MakeMake, 8 p.m. Club Car Songwriters Showcase, 8 p.m. The Coffee Garden Open Mic Night, 8 p.m. District 30 DJ Dan, 9 p.m. Dive Bar Dueling Pianos, 9 p.m. Fox & Goose Jay Shaner, Makenzie Mizell, 8 p.m. Harlow’s Iconoclast Robot, Blaquelisted, Big Sticky Mess, 8 p.m. Level Up Lounge Karaoke, 9 p.m. Marilyn’s Get Lei’d feat. Brodi Nicholas, IrieFuse, Lumanation, This Hiatus, 7:30 p.m. Naked Lounge Downtown NorCal NoiseFest: Chopstick, Faults, Beast Nest, Blood Into Water, Collude, Master Morya, 8 p.m.
Pine Cove Karaoke, 9 p.m. Powerhouse Pub 2 Steps Down, 10 p.m. Press Club No Diggity 90’s Night w/ DJ Meek Da Kat, 9 p.m. R15 Z Rokk, 9 p.m. The Stoney Inn Ali Dee, The Chad Bushnell Band, 9 p.m. Torch Club Pailer & Fratis, 5:30 p.m.; Jessee Dee, 9 p.m.
10.04 Friday
Ace of Spades Senses Fail, For The Fallen Dreams, Expire, Being As An Ocean, 6:30 p.m. Bisla’s Pointdexter, Stellar, S.W.I.M., 9 p.m. The Blue Lamp In the Silence, Ape Machine, Secrets of The Sky, Murderlicious, 9 p.m. The Boardwalk Dennis Jones Band, 7 p.m. Capitol Garage Dub Culture w/ DK Wokstar, DJ Jaytwo, 10 p.m. The Colony Razorblade Monalisa, In Letter Form, Elizabeth Merlot, The Art of Master Nick, Dead Regal, DJ Dire Deparra, 8 p.m. Famous Mo’s Todd Morgan & the Emblems, 8 p.m. Fox & Goose Infinite Vastness, Guero, Hart Bothwell, 9 p.m. Golden Bear DJ Crook, 10 p.m. Harlow’s Nicki Bluhm and The Gramblers, Easy Leaves, 8 p.m. Level Up Lounge Hot Pants w/ DJ Rock Bottom, 9 p.m. Little Prague Big Sticky Mess, 10 p.m. Luna’s Cafe NorCal NoiseFest: +DOG+, Amphibious Gestures, W00dy,, Noisepsalm, Overdose The Katatonic, M22, Cut, Blipvert, Stress Orphan, Holy Filamen, 7 p.m. Marilyn’s Jukebox Johnny All Request Cover Show, 8 p.m. Midtown BarFly Get Down to the Champion Sound w/ DJ Esef and guests, 10 p.m. Mix DJ Gabe Xavier, 9 p.m. Old Ironsides Malcom Bliss, Sour Diesel, Decipher, 8 p.m. On The Y Killgasm, Chronaexus, Gravehill, Goreshack, Algolagnic Rites, 8:30 p.m. The Park Ultra Lounge DJ Five, 9 p.m. Pine Cove Karaoke, 9 p.m. Powerhouse Pub Hip Service, 10 p.m. Press Club DJ Rue, 9 p.m. Red Hawk Casino Clean Slate, 10 p.m.
Dive Into Sacramento & Its Surrounding Areas
Sacramento Comedy Spot Dare to be Stupid: A Tribute to “Weird Al” Yankovic feat. The FreeBadge Serenaders, Musical Robot, Kimberlina, The Auxiliary, The New Stickie Minstrels, 8 p.m. Shenanigans Big Joe Daddy, Funk Advisor, J-Dubz, Freakshow, 9 p.m. Shine Clark Reese, Erik Spencer, Joe Kaplow, 8 p.m. Sophia’s Thai Kitchen Miss Lonely Hearts, Jenny Lynn & Her Real Gone Daddies, 9 p.m. Swabbies on the River 4th Annual Blues By the River w/ Pinkie Rideau & Blind Resistance, 6 p.m. Third Space Cuntz, Crude Studs, Alarms, Rat Damage, 8 p.m. Torch Club Pailer & Fratis, 5:30 p.m.; Maxx Cabello, 9 p.m.
10.05 Saturday
Ace of Spades Joshua Radin, 7 p.m. Assembly JoJo, Leah LaBelle, 6:30 p.m.; Rocktober Zombie Fest w/ White Minorities, Children of the Grave, Risk Everything Crew, Destructikonz, Chase Moore, Clyde Moore, 9 p.m. Bar 101 Rock 2K, 9:30 p.m. The Blue Lamp Radio Radio 80’s Dance Club w/ Roger Carpio, Brian Hawk, 9 p.m.
The Boardwalk Conducting From The Grave (Album Release), Fallujah, Lifeforms, Soma Ras, Gary Busey Amber Alert, Awaiting The Apocalypse, 6:30 p.m. Bows and Arrows The Lost Cherries, Dancing & Crying, 8 p.m. Cache Creek Casino Brandy, 8 p.m. Cafe Colonial Bitch Fest 3: Resurrection of Ruin, Fudi, Astral Cult, The Crunchees Fanpage, Mad Judy, Jesus Christ Mister, System Assault, 6:30 p.m. Capitol Garage Feel Good Saturday’s w/ DJ Epik, 10 p.m. Center for the Arts Leftover Cuties, 8 p.m. District 30 DJ Oasis, 9 p.m. Fox & Goose Big Iron, Desert Rat, Crossing the River, 9 p.m. Harlow’s Lee DeWyze, 5:30 p.m.; Bob Schneider, Gabriel Kelley, 8 p.m. Harrah’s Lake Tahoe DJ Rick Gee, 10:30 p.m. KBAR Z Rokk, 9 p.m. Level Up Lounge Guest DJs, 9 p.m. Marilyn’s Who Dunnit (The Who tribute), 9 p.m. Mix DJ Eddie Edul, DJ Peeti V, 9 p.m. MontBleu Resort Casino Steve Martin and The Steep Canyon Rangers, Edie Brickell, 8 p.m. Old Ironsides Whoopie Qat, 9 p.m. Pine Cove Karaoke, 9 p.m.
Plainfield Station One Voice Fest w/ CroMags, 7Seconds, Crown of Thornz, Pressure Point, Tim Timebomb and Friends, Zero Progress, Rat City Riot and more, 11 a.m. Powerhouse Pub Spazmatics, 10 p.m. Press Club DJ Larry Rodriguez, 9 p.m. Red Hawk Casino Clean Slate, 10 p.m. Rio Ramaza Event Park V103 Rock’s BandCamp w/ Some Fear None, Fallrise, Chernobog, The Three Way, Defyant Circle, Fair Struggle, Prylosis, Element of Soul and more, 1 p.m. Shine Snakeboy Shiner, 8 p.m. Sol Collective NorCal NoiseFest: Blue Sabbath Black Cheer, Actuary, Uberkunst, Xome, Pedestrian Deposit, Thirteen Hurts, Pulsating Cyst, Conscious Summary, Thomas DiMuzio, Dental Work and more, 2 p.m. Sophia’s Thai Kitchen Spirits of the Red City, Robin Bacior, 9 p.m. The Stoney Inn Vintage Vandals, 8 p.m. Swabbies on the River 4th Annual Blues By the River w/ Mick Martin and the Blues Rockers, Marshal Wilkerson, The Big Little Rowland Rowland Band, 4 p.m. Torch Club Sac Groove Fest w/ Mind X, Funk-de-fied, Keri Carr, Harlis Sweetwater, Dippin’ Sauce, Quinn Deveaux, The Blue Beat, 4 p.m.
10.06 Sunday
Bows and Arrows NorCal NoiseFest: Instagon, Nux Vomica, Crank Ensemble, San Kazagascar, Jeff Boynton, Juice Machine, Randy McKean’s Wild Horsey Ride, 12 p.m. Cache Creek Casino Mr. Ha Yu & Ms. Long Piao Piao, 2 & 5 p.m. Capitol Garage Karaoke w/ Jeff Jenkins, 9 p.m. Distillery Karaoke, 8 p.m. Marilyn’s Open Mic Talent Showcase, 7 p.m. Mix DJ Gabe Xavier, 9 p.m. Plainfield Station One Voice Fest w/ Strife, No!se, Old Firm Casuals, Take Offense, Out Crowd, Plead the Fifth, Death March and more, 11 a.m. Powerhouse Pub Guitar Shorty, 3 p.m. Press Club Sunday Night Soul Party w/ DJ Larry & DJ Hailey, 9 p.m. Sleep Train Arena Josh Groban, 7:30 p.m. Swabbies on the River Contraband, 3 p.m. Torch Club Sac Groove Fest w/ Mr. December, Kyle Rowland Band, Indian From Pluto, Peter Petty, Maxx Cabello, Tessie Marie, Walking Spanish, Dennis Jones Band, Joy & Madness, KB & the Slingtones, Mercy Me!, 2 p.m.
10.05 CroMags One Voice Fest 7Seconds, Crown of Thornz, Pressure Point, Tim Timebomb and Friends, Zero Progress, Rat City Riot and more Plainfield Station 11 a.m.
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Michael Franti and Spearhead Ethan Tucker University Union Ballroom, CSUS 7 p.m.
Level Up Lounge Karaoke, 9 p.m. Marilyn’s Red Union Blue, Midnight Transport, Katie Knipp, 8 p.m. Mix DJ Eddie Edul, DJ Peeti V, 9 p.m. Pine Cove Karaoke, 9 p.m. Powerhouse Pub Chad Bushnell, 10 p.m. Press Club Behold the Arctopus, Botanist, Plague Widow, Practice, 8 p.m. R15 Z Rokk, 9 p.m. Shine Orange Morning, Soul Shine, Old Grove, 8 p.m. The Stoney Inn Neon Circus (Brooks & Dunn tribute), 9 p.m. Torch Club X Trio, 5 p.m.; Reds Blues feat. Steve Freund, 9 p.m. University Union Ballroom, CSUS Michael Franti and Spearhead, Ethan Tucker, 7 p.m.
10.07 10.09 10.11 Monday
The Boxing Donkey Open Mic Variety Night, 8 p.m. Cafe Colonial The Babies, Alex Bleeker & The Freaks, Dog Party, Sneeze Attack, 8 p.m. Center for the Arts Community Music Jam, 6:30 p.m. Distillery Karaoke, 9 p.m. Fox & Goose Open Mic Night, 7:30 p.m. Harlow’s Exile Parade, The Novocaines, The Copper Gamins, 7 p.m. Luna’s Cafe Nebraska Mondays feat. Catherine Sikora, Byron Colborn Trio, Jason Levis Trio, 7:30 p.m. Marilyn’s Karaoke, 8 p.m. Powerhouse Pub Karaoke, 9 p.m. Press Club Work Your Soul w/ Andy Garcia, Matt Mora, 9 p.m. Sol Collective Microphone Mondays, 8 p.m.
10.08 Tuesday
Bows and Arrows Creative Confluence Open Mic, 8 p.m. Distillery Karaoke, 9 p.m. Harlow’s The Winery Dogs, The SixxiS, 7 p.m. Marilyn’s GSET: Classic Rock and Blues Review, 8 p.m. Old Ironsides Karaoke, 9 p.m. Pine Cove Open Mic Night, 9 p.m. Powerhouse Pub College Night w/ DJ Rigatony, DJ Alazzawi, 10:30 p.m. Shine Jazz Jam w/ Jason Galbraith & Guests, 8 p.m. T2 Nightclub & Lounge Karaoke, 9 p.m. Torch Club Bill Mylar, 5:30 p.m.; Debut Tuesdays Music Showcase w/ Clark Reese, Kitten Grenade, Stellar, 8 p.m. Toby Keith’s Open Mic Night, 7 p.m.
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Bar 101 Open Mic, 7:30 p.m. Bows and Arrows Claudia Quintet, 8 p.m. Center for the Arts Cheyenne Marie Mize, Aaron Ross, Adam Arcuragi, 8 p.m. Club Car The Double Shots, 7:30 p.m. Distillery Karaoke, 9 p.m. Fox & Goose Northern Soul, 8 p.m. Harlow’s Red Fang, Helms Alee, Dog Shredder, 7 p.m. LowBrau South of France, Contra, DJ Roger Carpio, 9 p.m. Mix DJ Gabe Xavier, DJ Peeti-V, 9 p.m. Old Ironsides Open Mic, 9 p.m. Powerhouse Pub Lonely Kings (CD Release), Number Station, Horseneck, James Cavern, The Secretions, 8 p.m. Press Club Revolver (Rage Against the Machine tribute), Plush (Stone Temple Pilots tribute), 8 p.m. Third Space Eleanor Murray, Donald Beaman, Brian Jackson, Lauren Lavin, 8:30 p.m. Torch Club Acoustic Open Mic, 5:30 p.m.; Reds Blues feat. Mark Hummel, 9 p.m. University Union Serna Plaza, CSUS Nooner feat. Steel Toed Slippers, 12 p.m.
10.10
FRIDAY
Ace of Spades Andre Nickatina, Krayzie Bone (from Bone ThugsN-Harmony), Babnit, Charlie Muscle, K-Hawk, 7 p.m. Assembly Rocca Varnado (Album Release), The Bell Boys, Lady Remedy, Bad Nuze, iDream Music Group, Koincidents X Young Eli, F.H.O.D., DJ Epik, hosted by James Cavern, 9 p.m. Bar 101 FM 80’s, 9 p.m. Bisla’s Zeroclient, Olympus Mons, 9 p.m. The Blue Lamp First Dirt, 9 p.m. The Boardwalk Icon For Hire, 6:30 p.m. Bows and Arrows J. Good, J. Lately, Chuuwee, 8 p.m. Cache Creek Casino Three Dog Night, 9 p.m. Capitol Garage Dub Culture w/ DK Wokstar, DJ Jaytwo, 10 p.m. Center for the Arts Earles of Newtown, Mojo Green, 8 p.m. Club Car Dennis Johnson and the Ramblers, 9 p.m. Club Retro Four Days Out, Taylor Cullen, Connor and Karlee, War Paint, 6:30 p.m. The Colony Dysmorfic, Repulsione, Skrunt, 8 p.m. District 30 DJ Elements, 9 p.m. Fox & Goose Nacho Business, Monster Treasure, 9 p.m.
Golden Bear DJ Crook, 10 p.m. Harlow’s Wonderbread 5, 10 p.m. Level Up Lounge Hot Pants w/ DJ Rock Bottom, 9 p.m. Luigi’s Fungarden The Strange Party, Number Station, The Harbor, M Section, 8 p.m. Marilyn’s Stoneberry, Athena, Capo Stew, Taylor Chicks, Brittany McKinney, 8 p.m. Midtown BarFly Get Down to the Champion Sound w/ DJ Esef and guests, 10 p.m. Mix DJ Gabe Xavier, 9 p.m. Old Ironsides William MylarHippie Hour, 5 p.m.; West Coast Fury, Sans Sobriety, Summit, 9 p.m. The Park Ultra Lounge DJ Shift, DJ Eddie Edul, 9 p.m. Pine Cove Karaoke, 9 p.m. Powerhouse Pub Decades, 10 p.m. Press Club DJ Rue, 9 p.m. Red Hawk Casino Chili Sauce, 10 p.m. Shine Narwahl, 4th World, Chad E. WIlliams, 8 p.m. Sleep Train Amphitheatre Jason Aldean, 7:30 p.m. Sophia’s Thai Kitchen El Radio Fantastique, 9 p.m. Third Space Bill Tucker, 8 p.m. Torch Club Pailer & Fratis, 5:30 p.m.; Con Brio, 9 p.m.
10.12 Saturday
Ace of Spades Arden Park Roots, One Drop, Street Urchinz, Riotmaker, Kayasun, Brodi Nicholas, 6:30 p.m. Bar 101 Block Party, 9:30 p.m. The Blue Lamp The Hormones (All Girl Ramones tribute), The Sheets, California Riot Act, 9 p.m. The Boardwalk Baby Bash, Reign, Status Goes, J Roc Mgmt, K-Hawk, Javis, TLK, Hard Knox, Yoshi, 8 p.m. Bows and Arrows The Generals, Scissors for Lefty, Deer Park Avenue, Okapi Sun, 7 p.m. Cache Creek Casino Ricky Nelson Remembered, 8 p.m. Capitol Garage Feel Good Saturday’s w/ DJ Epik, 10 p.m. Center for the Arts Leroy Bell, 8 p.m.
Thursday
Bar 101 Karaoke, 7:30 p.m. The Boardwalk T. Hill, April Foolzz, Joe Tyler, 8 p.m. Bows and Arrows Classical Revolution, 8 p.m. Club Car Songwriters Showcase, 8 p.m. The Coffee Garden Open Mic Night, 8 p.m. Crest Theatre Jake Shimabukuro, 7 p.m. (Sold Out) District 30 Nick G, 9 p.m. Dive Bar Dueling Pianos, 9 p.m. Fox & Goose Steve McLane, 8 p.m.
10.11
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Central Park (Davis) Festival on the Green feat. Be Calm Honcho, Cherry Royale, Extra Classic, Kingfisher/Sea Train, Midi Matilda, Radiation City, Rita Hosking & Cousin Jack, West Nile Ramblers, 2 p.m. Crest Theatre John Hiatt & The Combo, Drew Holcomb, 6:30 p.m. District 30 Dirt Nasty, 9 p.m. Fox & Goose Sacto Soul Rebels, Keyser Soze, The Storytellers, 9 p.m. Harlow’s Steelin’ Dan (Steely Dan tribute), 5:30 p.m. Harrah’s Lake Tahoe Blue Öyster Cult, 7:30 p.m. KBAR Z Rokk, 9 p.m. Level Up Lounge Guest DJs, 9 p.m. Mix DJ Eddie Edul, 9 p.m. Old Ironsides Walrus, Horseneck, Los Frugales, 9 p.m. Pine Cove Karaoke, 9 p.m. Powerhouse Pub Superlicious, 10 p.m. Press Club DJ Larry Rodriguez, 9 p.m. Red Hawk Casino Chili Sauce, 10 p.m. Shine The Pandels, SRO, The So Whatevers, Travis Latrine, Justin Purtill and more, 3 p.m. Sophia’s Thai Kitchen Boca Do Rio, 9 p.m. Swabbies on the River Eric Martin, Larisa Bryski, 3 p.m. Torch Club Delta City Ramblers, 5:30 p.m.; Terry Hanck, 9 p.m.
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10.14 Monday
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The Boxing Donkey Open Mic Variety Night, 8 p.m. Center for the Arts Community Music Jam, 6:30 p.m. Distillery Karaoke, 9 p.m. Fox & Goose Open Mic Night, 7:30 p.m. Luna’s Cafe Nebraska Mondays feat. Instagon, The Afterlife, 7:30 p.m.
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Comedy Assembly B Street: Live! Sketch and Improv Comedy, Thursday’s, Friday’s and Saturday’s, 7 p.m. Jazz and Jokers (ex-Tommy T’s) Steve Hytner (Kenny Bania from Seinfeld), Oct. 4 - 6, 7:30 p.m. D.L. Hughley, Oct. 11 - 13, 7:30 p.m. Laughs Unlimited Comedy Open Mic Showcase hosted by Shane Murphy, Oct. 1, 8 p.m. Laughs & Love: A Comedy Benefit for Reagan Sinkiewicz, Oct. 3, 7 p.m. Butch Escobar, Chris Storin, Oct. 4 - 6, Fri. & Sat., 8 p.m. & 10:30 p.m.; Sunday, 7 p.m. Sacramento LGBT Community Center Fundraiser feat. Lance Woods, Mike Osborn, Stephen Furey, DJ Sandhu, hosted by Troy Nelson, Oct. 10, 8 p.m. Suli McCullough (aka Crazy Legs from Don’t Be A Menace), Chad Heft, hosted by Kristen Frisk, Oct. 11 - 12, Fri. & Sat., 8 p.m. & 10:30 p.m. Lester Speight & Friends Comedy Show, Oct. 14, 8 p.m. Luna’s Cafe Keith Lowell Jensen’s Comedy Night, Wednesdays, 8 p.m. Po’Boyz Bar & Grill (Folsom) Comedy Open Mic, every Monday, 9 p.m. Punchline Comedy Club New Faces Showcase, Oct. 2, 8 p.m. Dat Phan, Walter Hong, Jimmy Earll, Oct. 3 - 6, Thurs., 8 p.m.; Fri. & Sat., 8 p.m. & 10:30 p.m.; Sun., 7 p.m. Sam Bam’s Comedy Jam, Oct. 10, 8 p.m. Dave Attell, Matt Davis, Johnny Taylor, Oct. 11 - 13, Fri. & Sat., 8 p.m. & 10:30 p.m.; Sun., 7 p.m. Sammy’s Rockin’ Island Bar and Grill Comedy Showcase, every Wednesday, 8:30 p.m. Sacramento Comedy Spot Open Mic Scramble, Sundays and Mondays, 8 p.m. Spot-On Trivia, Tuesdays, 8 p.m. Harold Night, Wednesdays, 8 p.m. Improv Jam, Thursdays, 9 p.m. Top Ten List Podcast, Saturdays, 7 p.m. Anti-Cooperation League, Saturdays, 9 p.m. The Stoney Inn Nutty Monday’s Comedy Showcase and Open Mic, Mondays, 9 p.m. Tobacco Road Cigar Lounge Smokin’ & Jokin’ Comedy Show feat. Johnny Taylor, Daniel Humbarger, Matt Raymond, Sam Bruno, Michael O’Connell, Oct. 4, 8 p.m.
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Second Cities and Big Time Acts Olly Murs and Bonnie McKee Assembly, Sacramento • Friday, Sept. 27, 2013 Words & Photos Joe Atkins
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There are two paths to pop stardom: one is to work your ass off until you bottom out or break out; the other is to miraculously land that fat, major label contract and let the industry do its work from there. These possibilities are represented by the trajectories of Bonnie McKee and Olly Murs, respectively, both of whom just blew the minds of a few hundred pop fans and/or tweens Friday night at Assembly—suddenly, under new management. Likely, you’ve never heard of either of them. Olly Murs has a soulful voice and, according to Wikipedia, a signature “Olly wiggle.” He killed the competition in season six of The X-Factor in the United Kingdom. He’s white, handsome and wholesome; he speaks with an accent, sings without it. He’s everything that a program centered around monetizing the lugubrious task of talent scouting, (i.e. getting advertisers to fund through branding, product placement and commercials what was previously an expensive and labor-intensive part of the music industry) would want. His top hit stateside, “Troublemaker” featuring Flo Rida, is getting regular Top 40 play, but we love him because Chiddy Bang appears on “Heart Skips a Beat.” Murs has three albums, is a double-platinum selling artist in the United Kingdom, and for our purposes here, he’s the dude who suddenly hit the big time and, “ba da ba da bum,” he’s loving it (see what I did there?). Then there’s the pop-protestant work aesthetic, as represented by Bonnie McKee. Yet initially, her story is one of those jackpot, major label narratives. She hit Los Angeles and had a contract with Reprise Records at the ripe young age of 16. She released her first full-length, Trouble, in 2004, and was dropped after she stabbed her CD to a tree in a label exec’s front yard. For that, she got
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the wrong kind of attention. This was her bust point. But McKee stuck around, did some paid songwriting gigs, and by 2013, she’d accumulated a series of awards and hit singles. Her songwriting helped define 2010 with a combination of Taio Cruz’s “Dynamite” and, far more importantly, Katy Perry’s “California Gurls” featuring Snoop Dogg (or Snoop Lion?). She was a part of the three best tracks on Perry’s Teenage Dream (I know! They’re all so good! How could we judge them?), the other two being “Teenage Dream” and “Last Friday Night.” Since then, McKee’s worked with, among others, Nicole Scherzinger, Kelly Clarkson, Britney Spears, Miranda Cosgrove, Christina Aguilera, Carly Rae Jepsen, Ke$ha, Rita Ora, Ellie Goulding and fucking Cher! All of this is to say, McKee has made it, whether she becomes a successful solo artist or not. She’s put the work in, she’s got her name on the liner notes, she’s got the awards in her closet. But isn’t this a concert review? Yes, but there’s a reason this review sounds more like a press release. That’s because this wasn’t a concert exactly. It was more of a trial run, a practice lap, a full dress rehearsal. Actually, it felt like watching a guest appearance on The X Factor. “Here’s what they’ve done; now see them live!” So, we showed up to catch the set up for Bonnie McKee. Then there she was, red hair shining in the stage lighting, clips of her music video playing in the background, her fingers gracing the keyboard. The only other person on stage was a guitarist for accompaniment. However, her opening number was something I expected to hear from Super Mash Brothers, not this reformed singer/songwriter turned pop-star-to-be. She performed charismatically a collage of her best charting singles, starting
with “Teenage Dream,” then “Dynamite”; “Last Friday Night,” then “Part of Me”; Ke$ha’s “C’Mon,” then “California Gurls”; “Wide Awake,” and then “Roar”—all the hooks subtly arranged so that every FM-radio-head could sing or scream aloud as our collective hearts desired. It was a strange thing to begin with, had it not been for what followed. McKee began another song that I can’t recall as I was attempting, and failing, to be a photographer. Then I ran up front as she began her current radio single, “American Girl” (you’ll note that California Girl is sort of already taken). I shouldered past the tweens crowding the stage, who literally pushed me when I tried to leave, and got some mediocre photos of McKee dancing. It was rehearsed and simple, but it worked. There weren’t any fireworks or glitter, but the kids liked it, instinctively. And then she was done. That was it. Three and out. I was heartbroken. They set up the stage for Olly Murs, he performed his abbreviated set, made some jokes about being back in America, mentioned that he loved touring with One Direction, and it was over. His accent was cute, his voice was in key, his two backup singers harmonized. Yet this was the weird thing about this concert. It just seemed like a quick exhibition. There were no musicians on stage, McKee’s opening “song” aside, and everything was tracked on a disc or hard drive somewhere off stage. One large LED screen constantly told us who was playing, as though we might confuse the performers with themselves in this austere setting. The young girls screamed at Murs, and my friend said to me, “I’ve never been to a Beatles show before.” Sadly, that was the highlight. So if this reads like a press release, that’s because this show felt like one.
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The grindhouse
Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon
“Girl at the Door”
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Don’t you just love that crispness in the air? That comforting chill of autumn? Isn't it awe-inspiring when the leaves start to change to all those beautiful colors? You know why they do that, right? Because they’re dying. Autumn is basically just a beautiful diversion to distract us from the frigid death of winter. Maybe that’s why fall is such a great time for horror movies—it’s the season that reminds us of our impending doom. You can get a serious dose of scary movies at this year’s Sacramento Horror Film Festival (SHFF), which takes place from Oct. 11 through 13, and for this issue’s “The Grindhouse,” we decided to highlight a couple of selections you won’t want to miss. The Sacramento Horror Film Festival is a varied event that celebrates many aspects of horror. Other than films, you’ll also get live entertainment such as a performance by the Shadow Circus Creature Theatre and the seventh annual Zombie Beauty Pageant (starting at 8:30 p.m. on Oct. 11). Also, you can expect a diverse cinematic experience with music videos, the family-friendly Paranorman (screened at 12 p.m. on Oct. 13) and a viewing of the alwaysinteractive cult classic The Rocky Horror Picture Show (10 p.m. on Oct. 12). But it’s not a good fright-fest without the fright…right? The SHFF will feature shorts in addition to full-length films, with four solely short-subject programs spread throughout the three-day festival. “Girl at the Door” from
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director Colin Campbell is a slick mix of sex and shock. After a cocaine-fueled night at the club, Jake (Jeffrey Vincent Parise) takes Sofia (Kristen Renton) back to his lavish apartment for a night of wild sex. He wakes up in a daze to find Sofia missing. What follows is a sort of supernatural haunting with a Groundhog Day twist. This roughly 12-minute film benefits from wonderful camera work, and though some of the visual effects lack punch, “Girl at the Door” has a wonderfully palpable feeling of suspense. You can catch this short along with a full slate as part of Short Program 2 on Oct. 12, starting at 7 p.m. Scott Glosserman’s Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon will close out the opening night of the festival. This feature-length film originally debuted at the Fantasia Festival in Canada in 2006 (according to IMDB.com), but it feels very current. Behind the Mask takes what has become a well-worn premise—the mockumentary—but thanks to a series of twists and turns, creates something fresh and, at times, quite frightening. We open with a film crew, led by on-screen personality Taylor Gentry (Angela Goethals), as they delve into the method behind burgeoning supernatural psycho-killer Leslie Vernon’s (Nathan Baesel) madness. Vernon plans to terrorize the town of Glen Echo in the same manner that Jason Voorhees sent shivers down the spines of Camp Crystal Lake’s residents. The apple of Vernon’s eye is Kelly (Kate Lang Johnson), a hot, young diner waitress. Kelly is
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Vernon’s “Survivor Girl,” the virginal archetype who is able to stand up to the likes of Voorhees, Michael Myers or Freddy Krueger and actually make it alive to the end of the film. The documentary crew imbeds itself with Vernon, a charismatic and dedicated young man with a conventionally tragic, yet shady, past. And they even begin to like him. But as the film progresses, the stakes become much higher and the tried-and-true clichés of slasher films begin to get tossed out the window. Behind the Mask starts out remarkably funny. Any fan of the Friday the 13th, Halloween or Nightmare on Elm Street franchises (or their countless knock-offs) will no doubt enjoy the subtle digs at the formulaic structure of these films. Glosserman’s story mocks while still showing reverence to these horror movie titans. In so doing, Behind the Mask isn’t much different than, say, the Scream series; however, Glosserman takes a much more academic approach. His shrewd and educated dissection of the slasher film genre is entertaining but also refreshingly literate. Its examination of archetypes and the psychology behind them would probably make Joseph Campbell proud. What’s best about Behind the Mask, though, it doesn’t simply rely on tongue-in-cheek jokes for horror nerds. Though there is some dose of that (i.e. Vernon’s excited explanation to Gentry of what an “Ahab” is), as the film progresses, Glosserman takes it further. The reality of what
Vernon is plotting to do—brutally murdering a group of young people—begins to set in, and suddenly all the winks and nods seem much more ominous. Baesel and Goethals play wonderfully opposite one another. Both are up to the task of handling the film’s transition from light to darker tone. Early in the film, Vernon seems as almost a goofy rogue with Gentry sort of infatuated with his boyish eagerness to succeed. But as she starts to dig deeper into Vernon’s past, and begins crossing lines, he shows flashes of being the monster he truly is. Robert Englund (Freddy Krueger himself) and Zelda Rubinstein (the creepy lady from Poltergeist) also make appearances as well as a newer horror icon Scott Wilson (better known as Hershel from AMC’s The Walking Dead). Throw in a few well-placed, gory kills, and you have a movie that should appeal to horror fans and those who would normally turn up their noses at such foolishness. Brains and gore are a deadly combination. As an added treat, those who attend the SHFF screening of Behind the Mask will also get a chance to meet Nathan Baesel (Leslie All SHFF events will take place at the Vernon himself), who Colonial Theatre will be in attendance in Sacramento. For more info, go to for a Q&A. Sachorrorfilmfest.com.
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September 30 – october 14, 2013
#146
The Marriage of Light and Dark
River City Brewing Company 20 Years and Counting
conducting from Gothe grave Their Own Way
Norcal Noisefest 17 Years of Sweet Cacophany
free Sacramento Horror Film Fest Go Behind the Mask with Leslie Vernon • The Return of Phono Select • Ace of Spades takes over Assembly