Condensed Match Report

Condensed Match Report for “Too Busy” Petrie and “One Page” Forgie.

Prematch:­ Ralgex overload, the obligatory “stunt cock” story and Petrie’s “grapeshot style” verbal put downs.

TY­ST.D win toss and kick off. Jamieson out runs defence and slots home. 1­0. Sullivan misses glaring header but is rightly called for offside. Takes through ball next attack and lashes best goal of game from 25 yards to bottom left of goal. 2­0.

HALF TIME. 2­0.

Centre half Sullivan fannies about on edge of box with ball. TY­ST.D take it off him and score. 2­1. PSFC head back up pitch and Begg slots after mis­kick from Petrie. 3­1.

Sullivan reprises pish defender role and allows a cut back for 3­2. Kay has a nose bleed when asked to score into an empty net from 2 yards. Over the bar. Primaries fire back with a blast from Dimeck after sideline antics. 4­2. “Hooded Claw” Petrie bags 5th.

FULL TIME. 5­2.

M.O.T.M.:­ Stevie G. End of transmission.