Hello. Don’t touch the hippy. They smell bad
and will bite you, Sucky hippies.
Silly hippies. New age hippies woot woot.
dont forget to wash your hands
A bartender asked Dion the motherfucking bus driver “what are ya drinking mate?” and dion the motherfucking busdriver responded, “my life away you cunt, now fuck off.”
—words: warren smith —all else: scott chenoweth
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