Getting things done’ doesn’t have to be synonymous with boring. This hardbound task journal will do the impossible–help even the worst of procrastinators get more stuff done, and have fun doing it. Filled with snarky and endearing charts, graphs, and other ways to evaluate your progress as you form habits, check off neverending to-do lists, and succeed at life–despite, well, life.
• Features 348 unique pages
• Features a cloth bound cover with embossed, black foil artwork–and an attached ribbon bookmark.
book measures 4.75 wide x 4.75" tall (121 x 121 mm )
Master Plan
Guide
And by tiny…we mean really tiny. These 2.75 by 3.75" journals will help you remember the important passwords of your life–you know, like that old AOL email you only use for sale notifications. That’s right. Every page will include space to write down passwords and what they're used for. Think of all of the passwords your grandchild will read as they flip through this window trying to figure out what inheritance you left them.
• Diary features a felt-covered hardbound cover with 112 gilded-edge pages.
2.75 x 3.75" (70 x 95 mm )
Definitely Not My Passwords
Password Diary
$8 00 • £6 00 9780735382992
And by tiny…we mean really tiny. These 2.75 by 3.75" journals will help you remember the important moments of your life–you know, like those intimate moments. That’s right. Finally, The Tiny Sex Diary is here. Every page will include space to date, rate, and evaluate your latest escapade. Think of all of the memories the future you will look back on as you flip through this window to your own sexual history.
• Diary features a felt-covered hardbound cover with 112 gilded-edge pages.
ISBN: 978-0-7353-8300-5
Gone are the days of utilitarian erasers that only exist for one function–now you can correct errors and sneak in a quick round of craps at the same time. This set of 2 erasers will be fully playable–with the added ability to erase any mistakes you make in the process. Other than letting it ride, that is.
• Includes
dice. •
Big Mistakes
The next in our series of sticker books, these Moody Cats stickers will remind you of what we love the most about our favorite feline companions, their judgmental demeanor and evil yet loveable thoughts. Each sticker includes a vintage cat drawing along with quotes that perfectly describes being a moody cat like “The World Is My Litter Box” or “I Saw What You Did Last Night”. The stickers are perfect for bar tabs, tax bills, and well, life.
• Features a wide range of moody cats & clever comments.
• Includes 18 pages of traditional over-sized stickers (plus 2 bonus pages of vintage-inspired ‘puffy’ ones).
• Each page of vintage-inspired stickers has its own unique scent-perfectly paired with illustrations & editorial.
book measures 4 x 6" (102 x 152 mm )
Moody Cats Sticker Book $8 00 • £6 00
ISBN: 978-0-7353-8293-0
We realized there are more feelings that needed to be expressed aside from judgement like how unimpressed you are or a subtle way to tell someone to keep quiet, you know the salty behaviors we’re not supposed to encourage. Well, this is where our Salty Birds Sticker Books come in. Each sticker includes a vintage bird drawing along with quotes that perfectly express those salty thoughts we all get sometimes like “Wow, are you always like this?”. The stickers are perfect for bar tabs, tax bills, and well, life.
• • Each features a wide range of salty birds–with clever comments.
• Includes 18 pages of traditional over-sized stickers (and 2 bonus pages of vintage-inspired -puffy ones).
book measures 4 x 6" (102 x 152 mm )
Salty Birds Sticker Book
$8 00 • £6 . 00 9780735382947
ISBN: 978-0-7353-8294-7
Sometimes you just can’t adequately convey your wide eyed disbelief about pretty much anything. That’s where our Googly Foods sticker book comes into play, it adds the nostalgia of your childhood to your everyday boring life while helping you express your silly little thoughts. Each sticker includes a vintage food drawing along with quotes you can use to express how you feel like “You did it! I sort of knew you could”. The stickers are perfect for bar tabs, tax bills, and well, life.
• Each features a wide range of googly-eyed food–with clever comments.
• Includes 18 pages of traditional over-sized stickers (and 1 bonus page of stick-on googly eyes).
book measures 4 x 6" (102 x 152 mm )
Salty Birds Sticker Book
$8 00 • £6 . 00 9780735382947
ISBN: 978-0-7353-8329-6
Based on vintage dice-games, this crosswordesque game is played by racing against a minute timer to score the most points possible by forming words in a crossword style. The kicker?
You have to use the letters that you roll with the 15 included dice–no matter what. So good luck with EFGIIIMDDDXVRJZ.
• Comes with a score pad, 15 dice, timer, and a tossing cup.
boxed set measures 8.1 x 5 x 3.1" ( 205.75 x 127 x 78 mm )
Fighting Words Dice Game
$24 00 • £22 00 9780735382909
ISBN: 978-0-7353-8290-9
Hate being outdoors? Us too. That’s why we created this smaller version of horseshoes that’s specifically designed to play indoors–making it perfect for a high-class party. While not a drinking game per se, it comes with an extra set of rules that makes it fun for more than just the kids.
• Comes with a 4 rubber horseshoes and 2 pegs along with an instruction sheet to help explain the ‘rules.
• Suitable for 1+ players
Giddy Up Tabletop Horseshoe Game
$20 . 00 • £18 00 9780735382923
A balance game, based on a balancing act in and of itself–loaded Bloody Marys at a bottomless brunch. The sheer amount of ridiculous items we’ve seen piled on top of Bloody Marys never cease to amaze us-so we turned it into a game. Players complete by taking turns adding increasing ridiculous garnishes (celery, burgers, a full rotisserie chicken) on top of a Bloody Mary shaped starting block–as they try not to be the one that knocks it all down.
• Includes 10 food and garnish shaped wooden game pieces with double-sided printing and instruction sheet
• Suitable for 2+ players
Loaded Bloody Mary Balance Game $20
ISBN: 978-0-7353-8296-1
A ‘when-did-that-one-celebrity-die?’ party game. How often have you had to sheepish-ily google ‘Is ( insert notable person’s name) still alive?’ Yeah, in fact, we do it sooo much around our office–we turned it into a game. In this hilarious social game, players compete by putting their random celebrity and historical figure knowledge to the test! When did Albert Einstein pass away? 1897? 1986? Don’t worry–we’ll provide a series of clever clues to help inform your guess–and the closest scores points. We’ve included everyone from Genghis Khan to Bob Saget–& hundreds more.
• Includes 350 double-sided cards.
• Suitable for 2 to 4 (or more) players.
How Dead Are They? Social Game
Would you rather compete in a three-legged race with JFK, Madonna, or Serena Williams? Well, that probably depends on what you’d have to do with the other two. Consider this ‘Kiss*, Marry, Kill’ for people who are tired of the same old options. Players draw 3 random ‘celebrity’ cards and 3 equally random ‘activity’ cards–then full-on debate about which would make the ideal pairings. There’s a catch though–you’re not deciding which ones you would pick, but what you think that round’s ‘judge’ would choose. Aka, you win points for knowing just how weird your friends are!
• Includes 450 double-sided cards.
• Suitable for 2 to 4 (or more) players.
This hilariously low-stakes social game is inspired by something we all know too well: yearbooks. Players simply nominate each other for randomly selected ‘most likely to…’ superlatives–based on vibe alone. For example: who among your friend group would be the most likely to cry genuine tears just from watching a sappy commercial? Players secretly vote, and the card is awarded to the person with the most votes. In the end, the player who collects the most cards is declared the winner–relatively speaking anyway.
• Includes 200 double-sided cards.
• Suitable for 2 to 4 (or more) players.
ISBN: 978-0-7353-8289-3
It’s the most wonderful time of the year–to argue. I mean, you’re already going to bicker with your relatives, you might has well have fun while doing it. In this holiday-specific version of Debatable, we’ll obviously avoid politics and religion, and instead focus on the important stuff like: Is Die Hard a Christmas movie? Which is better fresh or canned cranberry sauce? Is peanut brittle the best thing on earth, or a tooth removal device disguised as candy?
• Includes 200 double sided cards with 400 holiday-ish things to argue about.
• Suitable for 2 to 4 (or more) players.
Our well-designed rack is the perfect solution to showcase approx 70-80 Brass Monkey units. And this white powder coated metal shelving tower provides for a wide assortment of product that can be merchandised from both sides.
IN THE US:
Tower is FREE with a $600 Wholesale Order plus a $50 fixed shipping fee.
IN THE UK:
Tower is FREE with a £540 Wholesale Order plus a £45 freight charge.
Tower Dimensions : 20 x 18 x 72" (508 x 457 1803 mm )
Assembly:
The tower ships in just 2 boxes (no pallets and easy assembly).
BRASS MONKEY DISPLAY TOWER
$0 . 00 | £ 0 . 00 9780735361379
ISBN: 978-0-7353-6137-9 9 7
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