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TABLE OF CONTENTS We like to say that we’re the line between roadside souvenirs and fine china. Well designed products that just happen to have a sense of humor. SPRING 2023 GAMES . . . . . . . . . . . . . 1-7 OTHER DIVERSIONS 8-9 HOME OFFICE 10-12 HOME 13 PETS 14-15 CONTACT INFO 16-17 FALL 2022 + BACKLIST . . . . 19-52 CONTACT INFO 53-54
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ISBN: 978-0-7353-7702-8 9 7 8 0 7 3 5 3 7 7 0 2 8 1 Advanced tic-tac-toe is a thing. Well, it is now anyway. Not only is this classicinspired game worthy of a coffee table–it’s actually worthy of being played. Instead of every match simply ending in a draw, our version is surprisingly strategic (& fun). Be the first player to complete a line of three like-sized circles–or form a ‘bullseye’ for a 4th (sneaky) way to win. • Includes 18 painted MDF game pieces (9 red and 9 blue) and a stair-stepped gameboard. • Suitable for two players. So take turns. BOX MEASURES 9.4" X 9.4" X 2" DEEP TIC TAC PRO GAME SET $35 .00 9780735377028 TIC TAC PRO GAME SET NEW
ISBN: 978-0-7353-7704-2 9 7 8 0 7 3 5 3 7 7 0 4 2 2 2 We like to say that cribbage is the best card game you’ve probably never heard of–unless you have heard of it, and in that case, we like you already. Sure, it’s a classic game - meaning your grandparents probably got mad at each other while playing it - but it’s still as fun as the day it was invented…in the 1600s. • Includes a foldable wooden game board, six metal pegs (for scoring), & an instruction sheet. • Features a uniquely (aka, beautifully) designed deck of cards. It is a card game, after all. BOX MEASURES 11.14" X 6.1" X 1.67" DEEP CRIBBAGE IN A BOX $30 .00 9780735377042 CRIBBAGE GAME SET NEW
ISBN: 978-0-7353-7703-5 9 7 8 0 7 3 5 3 7 7 0 3 5 I’VE VENN THINKING $22 .00 9780735377035 We have more in common than we all think. In fact, that’s kind of the point of this game. This Venn diagram-based party game is all about finding hilarious similarities between two random (and we mean random) things. Just draw the red and blue discs to create unexpected pairings (like the Month of February and Tom Cruise) and then compete with friends to try to find the funniest thing that they both have in common. • Includes 100 red & 100 blue ‘topics’ to pair, and 520 different pre-written ‘answers.’ OUTER BOX MEASURES 5.8" X 3.7" X 3.5" DEEP I’VE VENN THINKING 3 NEW
Trivia should be fun–not feel like a homework assignment. That’s why this Delightfully Useless Trivia set by Brass Monkey is filled with some of the most pointless knowledge we could find…and even better, you’ll choose your questions from a bunch of misleading categories. For example: ‘Who’s the Boss?’ Those are questions about either Tony Danza or the Mafia, by the way.
• Each set includes 200 unique trivia questions (grouped into misleading categories) to test your random knowledge–to say the least.
• All of the sets contain different questions & categories (no repeats). So collect them all to build the world’s most useless library.
• Comes with an instruction sheet that explains three different ways to play (depending on how smart you think you are).
• Outer box measures 3.5" x 3.5" x 3" deep.
DELIGHTFULLY USELESS TRIVIA $14 .00 9780735376960
SETS 4 NEW
TRIVIA
JUNK FOOD & FOOD FOOD TRIVIA $14 .00 9780735376984 TRIVIAL DRINKING TRIVIA $14 .00 9780735376977 5
What’s the best part of any social event? It’s people-watching, of course. So, why not make a game (or two) out of it?
Inside these occasion-based Bingo books you’ll find 2 sets of 12 perforated bingo cards–pre-filled with the common (yet ridiculous) things that always seem to happen–so just hand them out and start people-watching...competitively.
• Includes 24 pre-filled (& perforated) cards.
• Each features 2 distinct people-watching bingo games–like Weddings & Receptions, Meetings & Office Life, and Bars & Restaurants.
• It’s played like real bingo: fill a row, column, or diagonal line to ‘win’...relatively speaking, anyway.
BONUS : create your own personalized games with the six additional blank cards that are included in the back.
EACH BOOK MEASURES 7" X 7" X .5" THICK.
ISBN: 978-0-7353-7708-0 9 7 8 0 7 3 5 3 7 7 0 8 0 6 BIN-GO TO A DUMB MEETING BINGO BOOK $14 .00 9780735377080
BINGO BOOKS NEW
9 7 8 0 7 3 5 3 7 7 0 6 6
9 7 8 0 7 3 5 3 7 7 0 7 3 BIN-GO GET SOME DRINKS BINGO BOOK $14 .00
BIN-GO ENDURE A WEDDING BINGO BOOK $14 .00 9780735377066 7
ISBN: 978-0-7353-7706-6
ISBN: 978-0-7353-7707-3
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KITS
While everyone else is blessing-theirmess, you can stitch out a little dose of reality. This cross-stitch-kit-for-therest-of-us by Brass Monkey includes everything you need (besides the patience): an embroidery hoop, needle, Aida cloth, and all the floss you could possibly want. That’s what they call the thread…you’ll have to provide your own dental care supplies.
• Features a 6'' bamboo embroidery hoop, Aida cloth, needle, and an instruction guide suitable for beginners & experts alike (but the experts will likely judge us).
• Includes all the thread you’ll need to complete the design. There might even be a bit left over –friendship bracelets, anyone?
• Outer box measures 7.6" x 7.6" x 1.64" deep.
ISBN: 978-0-7353-7700-4 9 7 8 0 7 3 5 3 7 7 0 0 4 8 LIVE LAUGH LOATHE CROSS STITCH KIT $20 .00 9780735377004
STITCH
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ISBN: 978-0-7353-7701-1 9 7 8 0 7 3 5 3 7 7 0 1 1 YOU LIGHT UP A ROOM CROSS STITCH KIT $20 .00 9780735376991 I KNEW IT WASN’T BUTTER CROSS STITCH KIT $20 .00 9780735377011 9
Sure, this planner is technically undated... but that’s really selling it short. It’s more like...‘un-yeared.’ See, we did all of the hard work for you. We’ve already put in all the dates, the fixed holidays, and tons of extra stuff like daily random holidays (like House Plant Appreciation Day, just for an example), celebrity birthdays, and other bits of trivia. All you have to do is fill in the year and what day of the week each day is on. Simple. So if you want, you can buy this planner today and still procrastinate actually using it until 2054...live your life.
• Features a cloth-bound cover with embossed, gold foil artwork covering the whole...well, cover.
• Comes pre-filled with 366 days (336 pages) of random holidays, trivia, and humor.
• Book measures 6" x 9" x .75" 152mm x 229mm x 19mm (and includes a ribbon bookmark)
1 1 0 10 BIG PLANS UNDATED PLANNER $24
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ISBN: 978-0-7353-7712-7 9 7 8 0 7 3 5 3 7 7 1 2 7 11 THINGS I’LL CANCEL LATER MINI UNDATED PLANNER $16 .00 9780735377127 We’ve crammed the same great content (well, most of it, anyway) of our standard-sized planner into a ‘mini’ version. While it won’t fit in a pocket (unless you have an old pair of JNCOs laying around), it’s the perfect size to tuck into any bag or backpack. Go ahead and use a pencil...because we all
you’re going to end up bailing on your co-worker’s open mic night. • Inspired by vintage library books. You
Features a cloth-bound cover with embossed, gold foil artwork covering the whole...well, cover.
Comes pre-filled with 366 days (208 pages) of random holidays, trivia, and
Book measures 7.5" x 4.75" x .67" deep (and includes a ribbon bookmark). THINGS I’LL CANCEL LATER NEW
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12 HOOKED ON PHONICS METAL BOOKMARK STENCIL - $9.00 I AM YOUR RULER METAL BOOKMARK STENCIL - $9.00 GRAMMAR POLICE METAL BOOKMARK STENCIL - $9.00 These matte gold-plated bookmarks are perfect for marking your place–and leaving your mark. When they’re not keeping your spot in that great American novel you’re reading, you can stencil phrases wherever you see fit (except in those library books, you literary badass). BONUS : there’s also a 5.5'' long ruler etched into the surface, so you’ll always know if nearby hedgehogs are tall enough to ride rodent-based theme park rides. • Made in heavyweight metal, with a matte gold-plated finish. • Features unique, stencil-able editorial phrases. • Includes a 5.5'' ruler to, like, measure stuff with. EACH BOOKMARK MEASURES 1.2'' X 5.675'' TALL METAL BOOKMARKS ISBN: 978-0-7353-7718-9 9 7 8 0 7 3 5 3 7 7 1 8 9 9780735377189 ISBN: 978-0-7353-7717-2 9 7 8 0 7 3 5 3 7 7 1 7 2 9780735377172 ISBN: 978-0-7353-7719-6 9 7 8 0 7 3 5 3 7 7 1 9 6 9780735377196 NEW
CAMPING KIT
Consider it a survival kit for actually enjoying the outdoors. This kit includes all the camping essentials–minus a 50-gallon drum of bug spray. Specifically: a baseplate field compass, a collapsible flatware set, a flint striker, and a compact travel memo book to archive all of your various travels, memories, and rashes.
• Features everything you could possibly need to enjoy the outdoors (besides a hotel room).
• Start a campfire, cook your own food, and use the baseplate compass to find the nearest Taco Bell after you fail miserably.
• Includes a 44-page travel journal to record your ‘adventures.’
BONUS : Does it really come packaged in a cool box? The image show makes it seem like a standard two-piece box similar to Galison puzzles.
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BOX MEASURES 8'' X 6.5'' X 2'' DEEP.
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14 ISBN: 978-0-7353-7726-4 9 7 8 0 7 3 5 3 7 7 2 6 4 XS SWEATER WEATHER $35 .00 9780735377264 ISBN: 978-0-7353-7725-7 9 7 8 0 7 3 5 3 7 7 2 5 7 S SWEATER WEATHER $35 .00 9780735377257 ISBN: 978-0-7353-7724-0 9 7 8 0 7 3 5 3 7 7 2 4 0 M SWEATER WEATHER $35 .00 9780735377240 ISBN: 978-0-7353-7823-0 9 7 8 0 7 3 5 3 7 8 2 3 0 XS TENNIS BALLS $35 .00 9780735378230 ISBN: 978-0-7353-7824-7 9 7 8 0 7 3 5 3 7 8 2 4 7 S TENNIS BALLS $35 .00 9780735378247 ISBN: 978-0-7353-7825-4 9 7 8 0 7 3 5 3 7 8 2 5 4 M TENNIS BALLS $35 .00 9780735378254 They’ve already covered yours in dog hair, so consider this one payback. Inspired by vintage collegiate sweaters, these knit sweater designs by Brass Monkey will be perfect for peeing on fire hydrants near yacht clubs*. *Tiny boat shoes not included. • Available in the three sizes: X-Small (14'' / 356mm Chest), Small (16'' / 406mm Chest), & Medium (22'' / 559mm Chest). • Comes on a heavyweight peggable header card, with sizes (and chest measurements) clearly marked. • Modeled after crew neck styled sweaters (except they’re short sleeved). • Includes striping details on the neck and hems. COLLEGIATE DOG SWEATERS COLLEGIATE DOG SWEATERS NEW
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9 7 8 0 7 3 5 3 7 7 2 9 5 ISBN: 978-0-7353-7730-1 9 7 8 0 7 3 5 3 7 7 3 0 1 FLOOFER MODEL SMALL PET BANDANA $15 00 9780735377295
PET BANDANAS NEW 15 ALARM SYSTEM SMALL PET BANDANA $15 00 9780735377301
978-0-7353-7729-5
Even though your 8 lb cat thinks it’s a mountain lion, their neck size begs to differ. That’s why this durable pet bandana is specifically sized for the small (but mighty) animals in your life. Don’t worry about exact sizing, though; the resizable tie ribbons make this bandana one-size-fits-most, plus the break-away velcro makes it perfectly safe for dogs and cats alike. • Features vintage-inspired flocked designs on the front. You know, that fuzzy stuff on t-shirts. • Durable, double-sided cotton construction. • Hand wash in cold water...the bandana, not your pet. • Each bandana measures 5.75'' by 4.75'' tall, with a resizable tie ribbon featuring break–away velcro for safety (and style, of course). SMALL
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HELLO FROM (THAT’S US) 2023 FULL BACKLIST CATALOG 19
We like to say that we’re the line between roadside souvenirs and fine china. Well designed products that just happen to have a sense of humor. BRASS MONKEY OFFICES IN KANSAS CITY, MO ( in case you were wondering ) – BACKLIST –TABLE OF CONTENTS FALL 2022 GAMES & DIVERSIONS 21 - 27 PUZZLES . . . . . . . 28 - 31 DESK & STATIONERY . . 32 - 37 HOME . . . . . . . . . 38 - 45 PETS 46 - 51 HOLIDAY 52 CONTACT INFORMATION 53 - 54 20
Seriously, we all know grandma is cheating. Why do we let her get away with it? WHAT'S THE POINT OF EVEN PLAYING THEN!?
anyway…this game set by Brass Monkey is the perfect gift for beginners and professionals alike. You're just more likely to lose money to one of those two.
I SBN: 978073537560 4 ISBN: 9780735368743 ISBN: 9780735368750 I SBN: 978073537560 4 It’s a little-known trivia fact, but you can actually play games with dominos instead of just lining them up and knocking them over. In fact, this double-six set of acrylic dominos includes everything that you could possibly need* to play 15 different games (while getting uncomfortably competitive with your friends and family). *Smugness not included. YOU DOMINO IT! DOMINO GAME SET - $35 .00 9780735375604 • 28 double-sided acrylic dominos • Features an instruction book that explains how to play 15 different games in detail EACH DOMINO MEASURES 1 " BY 2 " BY .22 " DEEP BOX MEASURES 9" X 4.25" X 2.05" ACRYLIC DOMINO SET • 26 dice and a dice cup • Includes an instruction book explaining 30 different games in detail, scorepad and pencil BOX MEASURES 9” X 4.25” X 2.3” THAT’S HOW WE ROLL DICE GAME SET - $25 .00 9780735368750
EVEN MORE GAME SETS IT’S IN THE CARDS PLAYING CARD GAME SET - $25 .00 9780735368743 • Two decks of playing cards • Includes an instruction book explaining 30 different games in detail, scorepad and pencil BOX MEASURES 9" X 4.25" X 2.3" 21
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ISBN: 9780735375598 BOX MEASURES 8.7" X 8.7" X 3.7" They said that it could never be done. That’s right; we’ve turned bowling into a drinking game. What’s that? Bowling and drinking were already kind of a thing? Well, I guess we’re just making it official (and quite a bit smaller). Sure, it’s called beer bowling, but you can actually drink whatever you want. Sparkling water bowling just didn’t have the same ring to it. Psst: drink responsibly. BEER BOWLING BEER BOWLING DRINKING GAME SET $35 .00 9780735375598 • MDF pins and balls • Includes instructions for three unique ways to play 22
A game about mixing fake drinks – using real cocktail recipes: simply turn over tiles to find the ingredients you need to make as many imaginary beverages as possible, building up your bar of supplies while trying to make more drinks than your opponent. It’s sort of like memory but more challenging. You know, like trying to remember things when you’ve been drinking.
I SBN: 978073537562 8 BOX MEASURES 4.625" X 4" X 2.25" RAISING THE BAR GAME SET $18 .00 9780735375628
COCKTAIL GAME
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• 140 game tiles, 50 playing cards, and a set of instructions
Finally, a drinking game based on what you’re already good at - watching crappy TV. Inside you’ll find four stainless steel shot glasses, an instruction sheet, and 100 cards that describe the common (& weird) things that always happen in TV & movies. So just deal the cards, turn on the TV, and drink. It’s kind of like every other night...but now it’s competitive.
IN THE EVENT OF SOBRIETY EMERGENCY DRINKING KIT
EMERGENCY DRINKING KIT DRINKING GAME SET • 1 Collapsible Metal Travel Cup • 44-page Mini Cocktail Recipe Book • 1 Glass Mini Flask • 1 Bottle Opener • 1 Metal Straw BOX MEASURES 8" X 6.5"
2.28"
Four numbered stainless
glasses
ISBN: 9780735370616 Consider it a first aid kit for adults. This emergency drinking kit by Brass Monkey includes everything you need to solve (and/or cause) all of life’s problems. Specifically: a collapsible metal travel cup, glass mini flask, bottle opener, metal straw, and a 44-page mini cocktail recipe book to help mix drinks in a crisis.
$40 .00 9780735370616
X
• 100 game cards •
steel shot
• Game instructions
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24 BOX
BOOZE CLUES DRINKING GAME SET - $25 .00 9780735370692 BOX MEASURES 4.625" WX 4
X 2.25"
MEASURES 4.625" X 4" X 2.25"
SUDOKU
Numbers are boring (sorry, accountants). So our version of Sudoku uses colored wooden balls instead. Inside you’ll find 81 balls and a gamebook with hundreds of setups to solve with friends (or by yourself if you’re into that). BONUS : everything stores away into the box (that is also the game board), so it’s perfect for traveling.
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ISBN: 9780735370647
With 32 pegged chess pieces and a gamebook that a) teaches you how to play and b) makes you look smart, our chess set is perfect for both newbies and experts alike. Bonus: everything stores away into the box (that is also the game board), so it’s perfect for traveling.
ISBN: 9780735370630
SAY YES TO THE CHESS
SET $25
9780735370630
GAME
.00
CHESS GAME SET
BOX MEASURES 7.875"
• Game book included
X 7.875" X 2.875"
SET
GAME
SUDOKU WITH SOME
SUDOKU
SET $25
25
81 painted ball pieces • Gamebook included BOX MEASURES 7.875" X 7.875" X 2.875"
BALLS
GAME
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DEBATABLE GAME
• Each two-sided card measures 1.5" tall by 3.5" wide
BOX MEASURES 4.1" X 4.1" X 2.98"
ISBN: 9780735370623
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9 unique shapes in smooth red MDF • Gamebook included • Each puzzle shape is 5/8" thick BOX MEASURES 4.75" X 4.75" X 1.25" TANGRAM
• 54 unique cards (including jokers) • Each card measures 4.5" wide by 7" tall BOX MEASURES 5.15" X 7.43" X 1.76" A
BIG DEAL GIANT PLAYING CARDS $18 .00 9780735370654
ISBN: 9780735370654 ISBN: 9780735370661
Just like love, this tangram puzzle is kind of complicated...but totally worth it. The enclosed game booklet provides over 42 unique puzzles to solve using the included solid puzzle pieces. A heart is just the beginning. AT FIRST SIGHT TANGRAM PUZZLE $20 .00 9780735370661 PUZZLE
GIANT PLAYING CARDS
Big cards, for even bigger winnings. These giant (oversized is underselling it) cards come in a rigid paper wrapped box, perfect for display on a coffee table... when you aren’t playing the world’s largest game of solitaire. Includes 54 uniquely designed cards (jokers are included).
Win points for winning arguments. This casual game includes 200 cards, each featuring opposing views of hot button issues... like how to load the dishwasher like an actual human being. Just pick a side, and debate it out. Don’t worry, no politics, religion, or any of that crap here. There are way more important things to fight about. For example: Those brownie edge pieces are garbage. Go ahead, prove us wrong.
• Game instructions provided
DEBATABLE GAME $15 .00 9780735370623
• Black wooden design, with a glass front to see all the funds you gave • Includes a hidden slide-out panel (to get your damn change back) • Hangable on the wall, or displayable on a desk BOX MEASURES 6.75" X 4.875" X 2" DON’T SWEAR SWEAR BANK - $20 .00 9780735368798
COMPLIMENT CARD SET SWEAR BANK
MERIT BADGE SET
6 embroidered
ISBN: 9780735373471 ISBN: 9780735368798 ISBN: 9780735368736
Sure, being able to make a fire is great and all…but isn’t it about time we start giving merit badges for the really important life skills? You know, like being the perfect person to drink (way too much) with. So get started with this set of 6 merit badges…perfect for commemorating all the notable achievements of the people in your life.
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merit badge patches • Each embroidered patch measures 1.5" in diameter and is attached to a 3.25" wide x 5.5" tall card • All patches have an adhesive backing BOX MEASURES 8.74" X 4.84" X 1" TAKE A COMPLIMENT $15 .00 9780735368736
Wow, you look really great today. Way better than yesterday. Anyway, this box includes 200 unique compliment cards to hand out...100 compliments and 100 backhanded ones. Each one even features a spot to write a personal note on the back (unless you prefer to stay anonymous). • 100 compliment cards & 100 backhanded compliment cards BOX MEASURES 4.1" X 1.9" X 4.1" MERIT BADGES (FOR LIFE) $20 .00 9780735373471
Whoever said that swearing doesn’t pay off? Do what you love, and save money all at the same time. This swear bank features a glass front (with gold foil art) and a slot for coins on the top. BONUS : it comes in a giftable box, ready to be presented to your favorite person (yourself is a valid option). 27
I SBN: 978073537583 3 I SBN: 978073537582 6 Marvel at these four vintage national parks posters – that we cut into a thousand little pieces. Putting it all back together is fun though, trust us. In fact, this 1000 piece panoramic puzzle is kind of the perfect way to enjoy some breathtaking views, without breathing exhaust fumes for 7 days. Road trips always sound way better on paper, just ask our parents. NATIONAL PARKS 1000 PIECE PANORAMIC PUZZLE - $25 00 9780735375833 • Includes a large fold out insert to use as a guide (and bonus poster afterward) • Completed puzzle measures 39" wide by 14" tall AN URGENT MESSAGE 1000 PIECE PANORAMIC PUZZLE - $25 00 9780735375826 ‘HELLO, WE’VE BEEN TRYING TO REACH YOU ABOUT YOUR CAR’S EXTENDED WARRANTY.’ It has come to our attention that this 1000 piece puzzle features the international flag alphabet, morse code, and an important message for the owner of your 2008 Ford Taurus…since you never answer your phone anymore. NATIONAL PARK PUZZLE BOX MEASURES 18.548" X 7.75” X 1.75" AN URGENT MESSAGE • Includes a large fold out insert to use as a guide (and bonus poster afterward) • Completed puzzle measures 39" wide by 14" tall BOX MEASURES 18.548" X 7.75” X 1.75" 28
We would have painted your dog, but it wouldn't stay still long enough. Instead, these 300 piece Apartment Puzzles feature vintage paintings of dogs painted by someone way more talented than we are. So why are they called Apartment Puzzles? Good question. While you don't technically have to live in an apartment to complete them, they just happen to be the perfect size for a small table. They’re kind of like the Tinder of the puzzling world...non-committal, but still pretty challenging.
FICTIONAL NEW YORK PUZZLE
OF THE MONTH 300 PIECE APARTMENT
ISBN: 9780735368910 ISBN: 9780735368927 ISBN: 9780735371149 • Completed puzzle measures 39" wide by 14" tall BOX MEASURES 18.548" X 7.75" X 1.75" • Completed puzzle measures 27" x 20" BOX MEASURES 8.5" X 11" X 2" • Completed puzzle measures 12" x 15" BOX MEASURES 7.1" X 8.5" X 1.5" Sure, GPS can take you to the nearest gas station, but it’s absolutely worthless when it comes to finding Ross & Rachel. So this 1,000 piece panoramic puzzle features an ‘updated’ vintage map of the New York City area, including the theoretical locations of some of your favorite sitcoms and movies. If they were real, this is where you’d find them. FICTIONAL NEW YORK 1000 PIECE PANORAMIC PUZZLE - $25 .00 9780735373655
What could be better than hundreds* of vintage ornaments? A non-breakable illustration of them. Put this 1000 piece puzzle together while you try to figure what a ‘figgy pudding’ is. *Full disclosure: we didn’t count them. FA LA LA LA LA 1000 PIECE PUZZLE - $20 .00 9780735371149 EMPLOYEE
PUZZLE - $20 .00 9780735368910
APARTMENT PUZZLES FA LA LA LA LA PUZZLE 29
QUITE FETCHING 300 PIECE APARTMENT PUZZLE - $20 .00 9780735368927
ISBN: 9780735368873 ISBN: 9780735368903 ISBN: 9780735370678 YOU COMPLETE ME 100 PIECE MINI SHAPED PUZZLE - $8 .00 9780735368873 HOW ARE WE NOT FAMOUS 100 PIECE MINI SHAPED PUZZLE - $8 .00 9780735368903 I JUST MOONED YOU 100 PIECE MINI SHAPED PUZZLE $8 .00 9780735368880 These four shaped mini-puzzles are the perfect way to get your message across, loud and clear. Each one even comes in a giftable box, with a spot to write your own clever* note on the back. *ACTUAL CLEVERNESS NOT GUARANTEED. • Completed puzzle measures 7.25" wide by 7.25" tall ALL BOXES MEASURE 3.75" X 4.375" X 1.25" MONDAYS, AM I RIGHT? 100 PIECE MINI SHAPED PUZZLE - $8 .00 9780735368897 THINKING OF YOU 100 PIECE MINI SHAPED PUZZLE $8 .00 9780735370678 100 PIECE PUZZLES WITH A MESSAGE PSST: THIS IS WHAT THE BACK LOOKS LIKE 30
Think of them as greeting cards that the recipient won't immediately throw in the trash.
Listen, your friends already know what your kids look like - so skip the photo newsletter this season and send them one of these mini puzzles instead. You can still write a quick* note on the back, and your friends and family will actually enjoy putting it together - instead of making snide comments about your matching sweater choices.
*Brevity of note not required.
• Completed puzzles measure 7.25" wide by 7.25" tall EACH BOX MEASURES
X 3.5" X 1.3"
ISBN: 9780735371156 ISBN: 9780735371736 DON'T STOP BELIEVIN ’ 100 PIECE MINI SHAPED PUZZLE - $8 .00 9780735371156 TIDINGS 100 PIECE MINI SHAPED PUZZLE - $8 .00 9780735371743 YOU JINGLE MY BELLS 100 PIECE MINI SHAPED PUZZLE - $8 .00 9780735370685 HOME FOR CHRISTMAS 100 PIECE MINI SHAPED PUZZLE - $8 .00 9780735371736
4.3"
100 PIECE PUZZLES 31
Everyone is creative after they’ve had a few cocktails…just ask Ernest Hemingway. Well, actually, you can’t. Because he’s dead. Sorry if this is how you found out. Anyway, this coloring book includes recipes & color-able illustrations for 38 different cocktails. So just make a few and start coloring. It’s a perfect excuse for your questionable color choices.
ISBN 9780735374478 32 I HAVE MIXED DRINKS ABOUT FEELINGS COLORING BOOK $15 .00 9780735374478
CREATIVE COLORING BOOK
• 80
BOOK MEASURES 8.5" X 10" X .75" 32
• Paperback cover with spot UV varnish
pages
I SBN: 9780735375574 I SBN: 978073537558 1 Celebrate even the tiniest of life’s accomplishments with these hangable pennants. Color & hang them up (or give them to friends). They’re like little diplomas for thereal-world. SMALL VICTORIES MAGIC VELVET PENNANT COLORING SET $25 .00 9780735375574 • 5 pennant and 8 brush-tip markers • Each pennant measures 12.25" by 5.125" BOX MEASURES 6.15" X 13.4" X 1.45" BOX MEASURES 7.75 " X 7.75 " X 1.45 " PENNANT COLORING SET Explain away all of your (and your friends’) bad habits with this set of twelve magic* velvet zodiac signs. Color them with the 8 included brush tip markers, then hang them up (and/or hand them out). Either way, they’re proof that you weren’t trying to be difficult on purpose...Mercury is probably just in retrograde or something. *Not actually magic…they’re just fuzzy. THIS IS A SIGN MAGIC VELVET ZODIAC COLORING SET $25 .00 9780735375581 ZODIAC COLORING SET • Twelve zodiacs and 8 brush-tip markers • Each zodiac measures 7" by 4.3125" 33
I SBN: 9780735375673 ISBN: 9780735375666 GRADE A NOTES MILK CARTON NOTE SET - $15 .00 9780735375666 Sure it looks like a milk carton, but lift off the top, and you’ll find a block of 500+ tear-off sheets of paper – making this note set perfect for reminders, doodles, or that to-do list that’s bordering on expired. BONUS : when you run out of paper, it’s made to fit pads from a company that rhymes with ‘free phlegm.’ MILK CARTON NOTE SETS FRESH IDEAS MILK CARTON NOTE SET - $15 .00 9780735375673 • 3.5” pencil • 500+ tear-off notepaper sheets • Milk carton measures 3.25” by 3.25” by 4.75” • Each piece of notepaper measures 2.75” square PACKAGING MEASURES 3.75" X 3.3" X 5.05" 34
Inspired by the by-gone era of office supplies, these uniquely monochromatic memo pads are made with dyed paper (color all the way through... fancy) and features a glued top edge for easily tearing off pages. It’s perfect for leaving messages for your roommate who seriously just needs to get a freaking secretary already.
ISBN: 9780735370708
YOU ARE WELCOME MEMO PAD $6 .00 9780735370708 GROWN ASS PERSON MEMO PAD $6 .00 9780735370715
ISBN: 9780735370715
MEMO PADS TEAR-OFF PAD
PLANNING IS FOR THE WEEK WEEKLY PLANNER PAD $12 .00 9780735370722 • 100 perforated pages PAD MEASURES 11.25" X 5" X 0.5" 35
• 75 pages per pad PADS MEASURE 3.75" X 3.3 " X 5.05"
ISBN: 9780735370722 This weekly tear off pad is a great way to fool your coworkers into thinking that you’re actually organized. Inspired by vintage legal pads, this 100-page pad helps you plan out each week at a glance. Then you can rip it off and throw it away, just like it likely deserves.
ISBN: 9780735368804 ISBN: 9780735375697 CRITICAL DRINKER FLOATY PEN SET $12 .00 9780735375697 FLOATY PEN SET (EACH PEN SHOWN BEFORE AND AFTER REVEAL)
• Each pen measures 6" long and .5" in diameter • Writes in black ink (via ballpoint tips) PEN SET BOX MEASURES 6.5" X 1.2" X 0.65" IT’S A DATE PERPETUAL DESK CALENDAR - $24 .00 9780735370739 Is it a calendar? Yes. Is it a game? Yes. Is it the perfect way to put off work for a few
Start
PERPETUAL CALENDAR
FLOATY PEN SET • Each pen measures 6" long and .5" in diameter • Writes in black ink (via ballpoint tips) PEN SET BOX MEASURES 6.5" X 1.2 " X 0.65" PROFESSIONAL PROCRASTINATOR SET $12 .00 9780735368804 • Three .25" diameter stainless steel balls BOX MEASURES 4.7 " X 4.7 " X 1 " 36
Finally, some pens that you’ll actually care about losing. These vintage-inspired floaty pens feature words that move and change.
more minutes? Yes. This perpetual calendar is as challenging as Steve in finance...but way more entertaining.
each day moving this puzzle around to get the stainless steel balls inside to land on that day’s date, month, and day of the week. It’s literally a new game every day.
Finally, a couple of pens that you’ll actually care about losing. These vintageinspired floaty pens feature words that move and change as you interact with them. They’re perfect for showing off your true ‘talents’ to your co-workers.
UNDATED PLANNERS
336 pages • Includes an attached bookmark
•
208 pages • Includes an
HIDDEN AGENDA UNDATED MINI PLANNER - $15 .00 9780735368811
You could say that this cloth-bound mini daily planner is undated...but you’d really be selling it short. It’s more like...’un-yeared.’ See, we did all of the hard work for you. We’ve already put in all of the dates, the fixed holidays, and tons of extra stuff like daily random holidays (it was Work Like A Dog Day when we wrote this, ironically), celebrity birthdays, and other bits of trivia. With knowledge like this, you’ll be the life of the party that you probably didn’t want to go to in the first place. All you have to do is fill in the year, and what day of the week each day is on. Simple. So if you want, you can buy this planner today and still procrastinate actually using it until 2054...live your life. attached bookmark 4.75" X 7.5" X .6"
6" X 9 " X .9 " THE PERPETUALLY
UNDATED
$20 .00 9780735368828 37
You know, in Brazil, it’s considered rude to actually show up on time. So get off our backs, dad. Is it undated? Yeah...but honestly it’s closer to ‘unyeared.’ See, we’ve filled it with 366 days of random holidays, trivia, and humor...or you just write in the year and the days of theweek, and you’re good to go. •
LATE SHOW
STANDARD PLANNER
Think of it as an entertaining (and adventurous) to-do list of sorts. Sure, this book is filled to the brim with countless things to get done… but instead of the usual stuff like cleaning out the gutters, you’ll only find the fun things that everyone should try before they turn into some boring old person. But once you get close…yell at some kids on your lawn. It’s in the book too.
A MILLION THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE PROMPTED JOURNAL - $15 .00 9780735373495
ISBN: 9780735373495
Think of it as an entertaining way to take inventory of your (or your dad’s) life. As it turns out, becoming a father is the permission slip every guy is waiting for. Like some kind of embarrassing magic, they’re instantly emboldened to do the countless weird things that they’ve always wanted to do.
PRO-TIP : fill out this prompted journal for your own dad before you give it to them. They’ll be so proud of you.
A TRILLION CLICHES EVERY DAD WILL DO PROMPTED JOURNAL - $15 .00 9780735373501
ISBN: 9780735373501
BUCKET LIST PROMPTED
DAD
PROMPTED
JOURNAL
CLICHES
JOURNAL
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• 200 pages • Spot-varnished hardcover 4.5" X 8" X 0.62" • 200 pages • Spot-varnished hardcover 4.5" X 8" X 0.62"
KINDNESS PROMPTED JOURNAL
Who ever said that being kind has to be so boring. So think of this book as an entertaining (and oddly heart-warming) to-do list of sorts. Sure, this book is filled to the brim with countless things to do…but instead of the usual stuff like paying bills, these random acts of kindness will bring a smile to (almost) anyone’s face. So do your part and spread a little joy in the world–it could use it.
ISBN: 9780735373488 A BILLION RANDOM ACTS OF KINDNESS PROMPTED JOURNAL - $15 00 9780735373488
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• 200 pages • Spot-varnished hardcover 4.5" X 8" X 0.62"
CERAMIC MUG
This elevated pedestal ‘coffee’ mug is oozing with vintage charm, and perfect for whatever beverage helps you (eventually) seize the day. BONUS : each mug comes in a giftable box, ready to be presented to your favorite person (yourself is a valid option).
• Holds 10 oz.
I mean, you meet most of the job requirements...but your years of experience in maturity is still sitting at zero. Why not wear it on your sleeve with this elevated pedestal "coffee" mug. It's oozing with vintage charm, and perfect for whatever beverage helps get you through the day.
BONUS : each mug comes in a giftable box, ready to be presented to your favorite person (yourself is a valid option).
CERAMIC MUGS
• Holds 10 oz.
• Mugs measures 3.25" in diameter by 3.75" tall BOX MEASURES 4.35" X 3.86" X 3.25"
It’s ok to cry. These elevated 10 oz pedestal “coffee” mugs are oozing with vintage charm, and perfect for whatever beverage helps you deal with your loss (of sleep). The mugs are even dishwasher safe, and come in giftable boxes, ready to give. Like to yourself. IN MORNING CERAMIC MUG - $15 .00 9780735368682
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ISBN: 9780735368682 ISBN: 9780735368675 I SBN: 978073537568 0
RISE & SIGH PEDESTAL
MUG $15 .00 9780735375680
• Mug measures 3.25" in diameter by 3.75" tall BOX MEASURES 4.3 " X 3.3 " X 3.9 " PART-TIME ADULT CERAMIC MUG - $15 .00 9780735368675
ISBN: 9780735370593 I SBN: 978073537563 5 • Each koozie measures 9.75" wide by 3.75" tall when flat PEGGABLE HEADER CARD MEASURES 4.25" X 3.75" X 0.5" Keep your drinks as insulated as the torsos of every skier in the late eighties. These vintage puffyvest-inspired koozies come in a coordinating pair of two – each featuring raised rubberized editorial and fully adjustable velcro sizing. KOOZIE SET HOLD MY BEER PUFFYVEST KOOZIE SET $20 .00 9780735375635 KOOZIE SET • Each koozie measures 9.75" wide by 3.75" tall when flat PEGGABLE HEADER CARD MEASURES 4.25" X 3.75" X 0.5" Keep your drinks as insulated as the torsos of every skier in the late eighties. These vintage puffyvest-inspired koozies come in a coordinating pair of two –each featuring raised rubberized editorial and fully adjustable velcro sizing. BEER BLANKET PUFFYVEST KOOZIE SET - $20 .00 9780735370593 41
While this white porcelain swing-top flask is handsome enough to display, it also just happens to be the perfect size for a coat pocket...you know, so you can take this show on the road (while not driving, of course).
They say that you should never judge a book by its cover...because, well, that book might be drunk. This slender, matte black pocket flask features metallic gold artwork (& holds 6 ounces of liquor), making it discreetly perfect for almost any possible occasion.*
IT’S WHAT’S INSIDE THAT COUNTS
$18
• Stainless steel • 6 oz. FLASK MEASURES 2.76" X
COCKTAIL SHAKER
BRASS MONKEY RECIPE COCKTAIL SHAKER - $30 .00 9780735371132 • 16 oz. • Shaker measures 3.5'' x 2.4'' x 8.3'' GIFTABLE BOX MEASURES 4" SQUARE X 9"
PORCELAIN STATEMENT FLASK • 12 oz. • Flask measures 7.49'' x
x 1.26'' GIFTABLE BOX MEASURES 3.5"
X 7.5" METAL POCKET FLASK
ISBN: 9780735368729 ISBN: 9780735368712 ISBN: 9780735371132
POCKET FLASK
.00 9780735368712
5.25" X .88"
Plated in a brushed bronze finish, this vintage-inspired glass-bottomed shaker is the perfect addition to any bar...you know, because you can make drinks in it. I mean, where else would you put it? BONUS : follow the recipe on the back to make our namesake beverage. You’re guaranteed to love it (if you drink enough of them).
THAT’S THE SPIRIT PORCELAIN FLASK $30 .00 9780735368729
3.4''
SQUARE
Build the bar of your dreams, one drink at a time. This compact drinking journal starts with a simple cocktail (with two ingredients), but each consecutive drink adds a new component to your bar...so you’ll always know that you’ll have exactly what you need. Includes recipes for 100s of cocktails, as well as space to write down your drunken thoughts.
BAR NONE DRINK JOURNAL $15 .00 9780735370609
ISBN: 9780735370609
• Spot-varnished hardcover • 400 pages 4.3 " X 5.75 " X 0.95 "
Every great team has welldefined roles, so why not play to your strengths? This elegant and refined stackable lowball glass is perfect for turning ‘drinking on a weeknight’ into a distinguished affair.
If we’re honest, some days, anything with alcohol counts. This elegant and refined stackable lowball glass is perfect for turning ‘drinking on a weeknight’ into a distinguished affair.
THE GOOD SHIT LOWBALL GLASS $15 .00 9780735368637
DESIGNATED DRINKER LOWBALL GLASS $15 .00 9780735368620
ISBN: 9780735368637 ISBN: 9780735368620
Fall in love with drinking, all over again. This elegant and refined stackable lowball glass is perfect for turning ‘drinking on a weeknight’ into a distinguished affair.
DISTILL MY HEART LOWBALL GLASS $15 .00 9780735368644
ISBN: 9780735368644
12
LOWBALLS MEASURE
X 3.65" X 3.36" STACKABLE LOWBALLS BUILD YOUR BAR
43
•
oz.
3.36"
JOURNAL
THE MORE YOU KNOW: This white porcelain tray, inspired by vintage school cafeteria trays, is small in size...but big in personality. Don't miss the recessed spot for your glass (or enough salsa for approximately two chips).
A reusable bag, inspired by the vintage plastic bags that it's replacing... that speaks to the cause of eliminating plastic bags. Wow, that's really deep, man. This ripstop nylon bag will invoke all the nostalgic feelings (real or imagined) of visiting a video store in the 80s, paired with the added convenience of never actually having to go to a video store again.
ISBN: 9780735368705 ISBN: 9780735370579 ISBN: 9780735368866
Dirty mind? Check. Clean hands? Well, they better be. Live your life to the fullest (pandemically speaking, anyway) with these portable soap sheets. Just add water and lather up.
SERVING TRAY
CERAMIC
AFTER SCHOOL SPECIAL CERAMIC SERVING TRAY $25 .00 9780735368705
PROBABLY SOBER $10 .00 9780735370579 • Measures (unfolded) 11.25" wide by 18" tall with a 4" gusset BAG MEASURES 11.375" X 4" X 18.5" AND FOLDS UP INTO A SEWN-IN POUCH • 30 dry soap sheets • Unscented • Bio-degradable BOX MEASURES 3.375" X 2.625" SOAP SHEETS ARE 3.3125" X 2.6875" X 0.19" SOAP SHEETS REUSABLE TOTE • Porcelain serving tray measures 12" x 8.5" BOX MEASURES 11.5" X .75" X 8.5" ECO MANIAC REUSABLE TOTE $10 .00 9780735368866 44
INTO POT PLANTER $19 .00 4.45" DIA. X 3.25" 9780735368774 I COULD REALLY USE A DRINK PLANTER - $21 .00 4.45" DIA. X 4 " 9780735368781 PUT IT WHERE THE DIRECT SUN DON'T SHINE PLANTER - $23 .00 3.75" DIA. X 5.55" 9780735368767 CERAMIC PLANTERS (WITH DRIP TRAY) Give your houseplants a bit of attitude with these heavyweight ceramic planters, which feature white glaze and... well...some care instructions. • Includes a drain plug & drip tray SHOWING LID CLOSED (PLANTER TRAY) 45
I mean, we all know who the star of this show really is anyway. These durable cotton dog bandanas are the perfect way for your dog to express themselves...in a way other than peeing on your rug. Bonus: they’re designed to be one size fits all (unless they’re literally a horse), making them the perfect gift for any dog (or owner).
TURNS TRICKS DOG BANDANA
$15
QUITE
DOG BANDANA
DAD’S BEST FRIEND DOG BANDANA - $15
DOG BANDANAS
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ISBN: 9780735373549 ISBN: 9780735373525
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.00 9780735373563
FETCHING
- $15 .00 9780735373525
.00 9780735373549
• Vintage-inspired flocking • Double-sided cotton • Bandana measures 9” wide by 6” tall, with a 30” tie-ribbon to fit almost any size of dog PEGGABLE HEADER CARD MEASURES 10.875" X 10.25"
ISBN: 9780735373532 ISBN: 9780735373556 ISBN: 9780735368842 ISBN: 9780735368859 ISBN: 9780735368835 THE FAVORITE DOG BANDANA - $15 .00 9780735373532 DOG BANDANAS •Vintage-inspired flocking • Double-sided cotton • Bandana measures 9" wide by 6" tall, with a 30" tie-ribbon to fit almost any size of dog PEGGABLE HEADER CARD MEASURES 10.875" X 10.25" FREELANCE DOG MODEL DOG BANDANA - $15 .00 9780735368859 HAPPY HECKIN' HOLIDAYS DOG BANDANA - $15 .00 9780735373556 BFF DOG BANDANA - $15 .00 9780735368842 THE REAL MVP DOG BANDANA - $15 .00 9780735368835 47
Bowling_1a_228494.jpeg Brass Monkey Fall 228033.jpeg They say that you should dress for the job you want, not the job you have. Well, lucky for your dog, they already had their sights set on laying around the house without pants anyway. While available in three sizes, each hoodie also utilizes velcro fasteners to create the perfect fit for every size in between. —SIZE GUIDE— • X-Small - (14" Chest Diameter) • Small - (16" Chest Diameter) • Medium - (22" Chest Diameter) PEGGABLE HEADER CARD MEASURES 10.875" X 10.25" UNDERSIDE OF HOODIE TOPSIDE OF HOODIE DOG HOODIES ADOPTED DOG HOODIE - $28 .00 NEW 48 I SBN: 9780735375383 XS 9780735375383 I SBN: 978073537539 0 S 9780735375390 I SBN: 978073537540 6 M 9780735375406
American Sign Lang_1a_F22_ —SIZE GUIDE— • X-Small - (14" Chest Diameter) • Small - (16" Chest Diameter) • Medium - (22" Chest Diameter) DOG HOODIES NEW OBEDIENCE SCHOOL DROPOUT DOG HOODIE - $28 I SBN: 978073537544 4 XS 9780735375444 I SBN: 978073537545 1 S 9780735375451 ISBN: 9780735375468 M 9780735375468 WORKS FOR TREATS DOG HOODIE - $28 00 ISBN: 9780735375413 XS 9780735375413 I SBN: 978073537542 0 S 9780735375420 ISBN: 9780735375437 M 9780735375437 49
• X-Small - (14" Chest Diameter)
• Small - (16" Chest Diameter)
• Medium - (22" Chest Diameter)
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LIFE OF THE PARTY $20 .00 BORN TO SLEEP $20 .00 PEOPLE PLEASER $20 .00 FIELD DAY $20 .00 50 9780735373594 9780735373570 9780735373600 9780735373587 9780735373914 9780735373877 9780735373938 9780735373891 9780735373921 9780735373884 9780735373945 9780735373907
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• Pre-shrunk cotton
Look, they didn’t spend all winter sprinting outside to pee for nothing. Help them show off that summer dog bod with these 70s inspired ‘ringer’ style tanks. (Available in 3 sizes) Did we mention that each tank comes packaged on a peggable header card (for easy hanging) that clearly communicates that these are for dogs (and not sporty babies).
PET FOOD BOWL PET WATER BOWL
DOG STOCKING
Just because they occasionally try to eat their own vomit, doesn’t mean that your pets don’t have discerning taste. These simple and elegant ceramic pet bowls (with large reflective gold lettering) add a touch of class to the 13 seconds your animal spends inhaling their food and water.
• 40-ounces
7" (TOP DIAMETER) X 6.75" (BASE DIAMETER) X 3"
MAIN CO URSE PET FOOD BOWL - $20 .00
9780735373624
ISBN: 9780735373624
AFTER DINNER DRINKS WATER BOWL - $20 .00 9780735373631
ISBN: 9780735373631
CAT STOCKING
This vintage-inspired dog stocking is perfect for spoiling the only family member that you actually like buying gifts for anyway. Sure, they’ve been terrible all year…but they’re still the bestest ever. Yeah, they rolled in that dead squirrel that one time…. so what? It's really the thought that counts.
DOGGY BAG
DOG STOCKING $20 .00 9780735373679
Lined velvet, featuring three-color (shimmery) embroidered artwork.
• Has a hangable loop
This vintage-inspired cat stocking is perfect for spoiling the only family member that you actually like buying gifts for anyway. Sure, they’ve been terrible all year…but they’re still the bestest ever. I mean, that decapitated mouse they brought you was supposed to be a present. It's really the thought that counts. You've gotten worse things from your Mother-in-law.
HERE KITTY KITTY CAT STOCKING $20 .00 9780735373662
ISBN: 9780735373662 ISBN: 9780735373679
• Each stocking measures 8" wide by 14" tall.
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mean, we all know who the star of this show really is anyway. This
bandana is the perfect way for your dog to express themselves…in a way other than peeing on your rug. BONUS : it's designed to be one size fits all (unless they’re literally a horse), making it the perfect
ISBN: 9780735371736 ISBN: 9780735371156 ISBN: 9780735373556 YOU JINGLE MY BELLS 100 PIECE MINI SHAPED PUZZLE - $8 .00 9780735370685 HAPPY HECKIN'HOLIDAYS DOG BANDANA - $15 .00 9780735373556 These 100-piece mini-puzzles are the perfect way to get your (*ahem*) message across, loud and clear. They even come in a small giftable box, with a place to write your own clever* note on the back. *Actual cleverness not guaranteed. • Completed 100 piece mini shaped puzzle measures 7.25" wide by 7.25" tall BOX MEASURES 4.3" X 3.5" X 1.3" HOLIDAY GIFTS TIDINGS 100 PIECE MINI SHAPED PUZZLE - $8 .00 9780735371743 HOME FOR CHRISTMAS 100 PIECE MINI SHAPED PUZZLE - $8 .00 9780735371736 I
•Vintage-inspired flocking • Double-sided cotton • Bandana measures 9" wide by 6" tall, with
30'' tie-ribbon to fit almost any size of dog DON'T STOP BELIEVIN ’ 100 PIECE MINI SHAPED PUZZLE - $8 .00 9780735371156 • Completed puzzle measures 27" x 20". BOX MEASURES 8.5" X 11" X 2" FA LA LA LA LA 1000 PIECE PUZZLE- - $20 .00 9780735371149 ON PEGGABLE HEADER CARD 10.875 " X 10.25 " 52
durable cotton dog
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