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THINK OF THE CHILDREN You've heard it a million times. "There's no all-ages venues to play in this town!" Well, have no fear because the latest and greatest all-ages music and entertainment venue, Dex, has arrived. Swarms of young music fans have already began to congregate on a regular basis at the downtown location, but the venue isn't out of the woods yet. Synthesis got the full scoop from venue owner, Matt Savage.
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GETTIN' NEY-BORLY If you could just devour all things Nicki Bluhm & The Gramblers, if you never ever get tired of reading about them or listening to them, then you're in for a treat! Nolan pinned down Deren Ney, The Grambler's lead guitarist, in a virtual van session to get him to answer some questions and tell us about livin' the dream as a Grambler.
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I love spring breezes and spring weather. I love standing in my backyard in my bare feet watering my garden. The smell of wet soil and wafting whiffs of gardenia and jasmine give me goose bumps and make me feel like a pixie. All around town, warm breezes and sunny girls on bikes, neighbors waving and friends with ready smiles seem to greet me. It's like we're all waking up and growing together in the giant bean teepee of the Universe. While Chico is a magical spring fairyland, not far away there is something that doesn't smell so good-Orland. Tiring of our usual haunts and the overrated restaurants in town, we went to Orland to visit the Farwood Bar & Grill and try it out after hearing lots of great things. The evening drive was lovely, and the air was cool and warm all at the same time, and we were thinking, "We are so great at having ideas!" We passed a cute sign that read something about getting your compost up ahead and we laughed because, compost. But really, the universe was foreshadowing something. As soon as we passed the turnoff for compost, the smell of buttholes assaulted us. But cows, you know? Smelly. It's cool. Smelly cows are smelly but we could deal with that-until the smelly turned to something else. It was as if Orland's dead had risen to life all at once and then lit themselves on fire on top of a giant landfill full of diapers. Why does Orland smell so bad?? Please let me know, I'm curious. And if you say that Orland does not smell, then I'm thinking you are probably late for the diaper pile bonfire. Anyway, this issue is all about innovation and invention. My fellow Chico Americans, I know that we've been undergoing an identity crisis lately, but take heart! There are citizens of this town taking matters to the next level in the best possible way. It's the artists, the inventors, the techies, the geeks, the doers and the builders, the makers and the booty shakers. The people down at the IdeaFabLab are building a beehive for brilliance. Matt Olson goes undercover as himself to bring us the buzz about this growing movement toward reinvention. And for those booty shakers of all ages, Nolan gives us the details on Matt Savage's new all-ages venue and potential community gem downtown called Dex. We're full of the dickens this week.
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We Have Contact "I woke up this morning, and none of the news was good/And death machines were rumbling across the ground where Jesus stood/And the man on TV told me it had always been that way/ And there was no thin' anyone could do or say..." -Steve Earle, Jerusalem
I've been listening to Steve Earle a lot lately. Earle and the late, great Graham Parsons are the two artists responsible for tuning me in to country music. Before that I thought country was just twangy stuff for hillbillies. Parsons died young. A victim of too much excess, he succumbed in a motel room in the Joshua Tree Desert. While he was with us, Graham wrote and recorded some great songs, shone a light on the stellar vocalist Emmy Lou Harris, and served as a conduit between traditional country and rock and roll music, heavily influencing the Rolling Stones, among others. You can clearly hear Parsons' voice, filtered
through Keith Richards, in songs like "Wild Horses;' and "Dead Flowers."
I suppose she was too far gone by the time I found her on the street. We only had her with us for a couple of weeks, just long enough to break our hearts. I'm glad she could spend the last of her days resting in relative comfort.
That's one of my favorite aspects of art, writing, and music-the way a thread winds its way through, leading directly or indirectly from one artist to the next, how it winds from the schism, from the birth of the word, up to this moment right now. Art creates that sense of connectivity that we naturally crave. It takes us back into the past and moves us forward at the same time. In my opinion, art is about the best we can do as human beings, zipping through space on this spinning rock.
Toil and Strife It's a crazy life. One day it picks you up and exalts you, the next you're crying in the gutter. I've been writing this column now for who knows how long, a long while. I don't always understand why I write it. It doesn't always flow, as I'm sure many of you have noticed. Occasionally it is a breeze; more often than not it is toil. I question the self-indulgence of basically putting out a glorified journal every week, and I often wonder if anyone is getting anything out of it. Then I have a conversation with a reader, like I did the other night at the Maltese, which makes it all feel worthwhile. It's when I get to make that connection and share
RIP Coffee Cat Sad update on our petite geriatric black cat, Coffee: she passed away a few days ago. I thought she was making a comeback, but
some of this nutty thing that, for lack of a better word, we call humanity, that the why becomes clear. So thanks, Joey. You made my week; and thanks to all of you who are reading this now. I am truly honored.
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I was reminded of this theory recently when I found gawker.com had published a letter written by Rebecca Martinson of the Delta Gamma sorority at the University of Maryland. The letter was a heartfelt appeal from Martinson to her sorority sisters to stop being "fucking awkward and boring:' Yes indeed, this letter came straight from the rotted-out pit of blackness where Martinson's heart used to be .. .in theory. I don't know, maybe the quicker Earth rotation is to blame for her expletive-laced letter, including such gems as: "Newsflash you stupid cocks: FRATS DON'T LIKE BORING SORORITIES. Oh wait, DOUBLE FUCKING NEWSFLASH: SIGMA NU IS NOT GOING TO WANT TO HANG OUT WITH US IF WE FUCKING SUCK, which by the way you're an idiot and need it spelled out for you, WE FUCKING SUCK SO FAR'.'
And now, because the Internet is an awesome and terrifyingly transparent entity, Miss Martinson's Twitter account has been found, and as Ned Ryerson would say, it's a doozy. Fortunately, screenshots of her Tweets were taken before its inevitable deletion, so you can peruse her immortalized idiocy at your leisure. Careful though, just a few tweets deep and you'll probably be screaming at your computer screen. Some of my favorites include tweets that showcase her well-sharpened racism, narcissism, general stupidity and malice, a few of which I've included at the bottom of the page for your reading pleasure. That's all for this week, if you feel the need to inject a little levity into this totally depressing topic, head on over to funnyordie. com and watch Michael Shannon (of Boardwalk Empire and Bad Boys II fame) read the letter in its entirety. Godspeed. "I like my men like I liked(sic) my karate movies ... vaguely asian but white enough that I can understand what they're saying" "To the girls running on the treadmill at 3.7 mph ... why do you even bother #domore #gohome" "Bitch don't you DARE be asking me for extra mayo on your sandwich when you have 6 chins dribbling down your neck #lipo #ihateyou #eatless" "It's gotten to the point where I have trouble talking to people not in greek life because I have no idea what they do with their spare time"
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Priorities, Bro I am a health-conscious person. I eat really well, mostly at home, and have consumed a metric shit-ton of organic and local vegetables. Science. I measured. I'm also a hard worker. I am no stranger to fifteen, sixteen, and eighteen-hour workdays. Plus I'm a mom, and that makes me inherently more responsible than other kids my age. My life requires a lot of work, a lot of the time. But a rather philosophical conversation with Synthesis contributing writer, David Neuschatz, about his current sabbatical from work, and a recent list I made of the things I need right now, got me thinking. Finding balance in life is sometimes about letting yourself fall off balance, doing things you didn't plan on doing, shucking rules and norms out the metaphorical window, and just letting go. Here's the list of things I need for this moment: 1. Hendrick's Gin. Have you tried this? I've recently been introduced. It's a delicious small batch gin infused with rose and cucumber, and their master dis tiller is a woman, just sayin'. Get it at The Banshee. I like it best as a simple gin & tonic with cucumber instead of lime. 2. Lucky Peach. I know I've been talking about my favorite food mag a lot lately, but seriously, who could live without it? I can't wait to sun myself creek side in a bikini with a Hendrick's gin & tonic, stacks of magazines, and a good sun hat.
3. Homemade Peanut Sauce. It just seems like the best choice for right now because it goes on practically everything, and I need things to be easy. Remember, I'm letting myself a little off balance. Here's the recipe I use:
Ingredients: 1 cup dry roasted non-GMO peanuts, unsalted 1/3 cup water 1-2 cloves garlic, minced 1/2 tsp. dark soy sauce 2 tsp. sesame oil 2 tbsp. brown sugar 1-2 tbsp. fish sauce, depending on desired saltiness/flavor, vegetarians substitute 1.5-2.5 tbsp. regular soy sauce (I use tamari) 1/2 tsp. tamarind paste or 1/2 tbsp. lime juice 1/2 tsp. cayenne pepper, or 1 tsp. thai chili sauce (more or less to taste) 1/3 cup coconut milk
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Preparation: Place all ingredients in a blender or food processor. Blend or process until sauce is smooth. If you prefer a runnier peanut sauce, add a little more water or coconut milk. 4. Wi-Fi. Duh. I need this to do all the cool things I like to do. 5. Daft Punk's "Get Lucky" on replay. It just makes you dance. And dance is healing, freeing, and generally good for the soul. 6. Organic American Spirits (the lights, please) because letting myself a bit off balance means this is no time to quit smoking. I can get back to that business when I'm good and ready. It's all about priorities, bro.
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A group of makers has been quietly building a community space here in Chico with great potential for democratizing the tools of innovation and expression. After months of planning and hard work, Idea Fab Labs, Chico's first makerspace, is opening its doors May 4th.
this context has nothing to do with the image you might have of criminal activity, instead referring to the original meaning of the word: a spirit of tinkBanwellg, modifying, and extending existing hardware and software.)
Makers paces-open, social spaces designed for brainstorming, collaborative learning, tool sharing, and most importantly, making things-have a long tradition in technology communities around the world. They provide the space, and both standard and high-tech tools as well as the knowledge of how to use them in a collaborative, open environment where experimentation and peerto-peer learning thrives. This technology-driven maker culture, both inside companies and outside of them, is responsible for many of the innovations we take for granted today. Steve Wozniak, the original developer of the Apple computer, did most of his work on that seminal design to impress his friends at the Homebrew Computer Club, a Palo Alto-based group of home electronics hobbyists. It is that enthusiastic spirit of open innovation and knowledgesharing that forms the basis of the maker culture, and has inspired the recent resurgence in makerspaces around the world. (Makerspaces are sometimes known as hackerspaces, although the term "hacker" in
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CHICO'S MAKERSPACE Idea Fab Labs has taken the makerspace concept one step further by offBanwellg a much wider range of modern tools than are traditionally available: an industrial laser cutter, a CNC router, a 3D printer, textile and leatherworking equipment, a wood shop, and a metal shop, in addition to the standard microelectronics workshop. It is a digital fabrication facility, giving the community an opportunity to work with specialized tools that are ordinarily out of reach for hobbyists or small businesses, learn how to use them, and build prototypes of their ideas, either for personal or commercial purposes.
Idea Fab Labs sprang from a collaboration between Erin and Kristina Banwell, Jordan Layman, Billy Hopkins, and Sean Mitchell-all Chicoans who embody the maker spirit. After visiting makerspaces elsewhere and seeing the amazing work they've published online, they wanted to build the ultimate makerspace here in Chico. Rather than waiting for someone else to come along and do it, they and their friends got their hands dirty renovating an industrial space south of campus, buying equipment and finding likeminded collaborators. What motivates these guys to put in all those long hours? According to Banwell, "There's a worldwide movement that is taking the form of makers paces and hackerspaces and these groups that are collaborating together, open source over the Internet, and in person, and we are just a part of this worldwide movement. What that movement represents is a new paradigm in innovation, manufacturing, and organizational structure, all falling under the banner of Open Source. We're carrying the torch:' The widespread availability of information, hardware and software designs, source code, and scientific data openly available on the Internet has led to an explosion of innovation in recent years, and it's never been easier for a self-motivated individual to apply what they've learned by building on the work of others. In the software and hardware world, this is known as Open Source. As opposed to the traditional system of locking up information behind patents for monopolization, Open Source software and hardware designs make the results SYNTHESISWEEKLY.COM
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The tools available at the lab are just that: tools. It is up to the individual how to use them. Artists have begun to discover these tools and are developing fascinating new modes of expression. The lab wants to make these tools and the knowledge of how to use them available not just to left brain types, but righties as well, in an ongoing exploration of the intersection of art and technology. In explaining the motivation behind the gallery, Banwell explains, "we want to showcase some of the possibilities of digital fabrication, and to push the boundaries of art with this technology:'
of your innovations freely available for others to build on, usually with little or no licensing restrictions. This has sped up the rate of innovation to unprecedented levelsclearly a net benefit for society. However, it's often more efficient to share information in person, especially when troubleshooting a problem in an area where you are inexperienced. It's easy to get discouraged and decide to move on. For this reason, makerspaces have turned into a powerful force for learning outside academia. Sharing your skills and learning from your peers is seen as one of the key
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purposes of makers paces, and Idea Fab Labs is no exception. A community of makers is already using the space to work together in a spirit of mutual assistance. In addition to the type of informal peer-to-peer education that already takes place at the lab, structured classes will be offered on a wide variety of topics by local experts. As Banwell said, "If someone wants to learn how to use a 3D printer, or a laser cutter, or a CNC router, or they want to learn how to write code in C++, or Javascript, or Ruby on Rails, this is a place that is going to provide that, outside the institutional educational structure. We are creating a place where, whether you are already a tech person, or you have no knowledge of it whatsoever, you are welcome to come and work and learn:' For small businesses, the advantages of prototyping at Idea Fab Labs are clear. In the prototyping stage, it is not uncommon to go through dozens of iterations before perfecting your design for manufacture. To purchase high end prototyping equipment for a speculative venture, not to mention the space and electricity to use it, would be prohibitively expensive for most small businesses, but having it available on a rental basis at low cost, not to mention having other smart individuals to bounce ideas off of and troubleshoot problems, is a clear advantage. The lone inventor previously discouraged from testing out his/her designs because of high initial costs can now begin a rapid prototyping cycle, perhaps using the result for raising capital.
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What is possible when a talented conceptual artist is given all the tools in the lab and training on how to use them? There's only one way to find out. In that spirit of experimentation, Idea Fab Labs has established a residency program for established artists to train on this new equipment and follow their muse. The program includes two weeks at the lab, training by experts, a creative environment to do their work, followed by an exhibition in the gallery. (Turns out there is plenty of space for an art gallery in the lab's 7,000 square foot facility.) The first such artist residency is in progress. David Seied, a computational/architectural 3D designer from Denver, is working with Banwell to discover what these tools can add to his already impressive body of work. Seied works with 3D modeling software to create complex geometric shapes. He is becoming well-known for his designs printed in steel and sandstone. He worked as an intern for Marc Fornes and THEVERYMANY, an impressive computational architecture project, on an installation at the Denver Botanic Gardens.
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BUILDING A TECH COMMUNITY Chico is a fun-loving, community-oriented town-a place where it's easy to build relationships. It's only natural that our emerging tech community have a space that embodies that spirit. According to Banwell, "Part of what makes Open Source work is that it's social. This is a social setting. People come here to have fun and hang out with their friends and to build cool stuff So maybe on Friday night instead of going out and taking three shots of the cheapest whiskey they got on the shelf, let's all go work on our laser shooting robot helicopter:' Many important innovations have historically come out of that same spirit of playfulness, one of the reasons for excitement surrounding the emergence of this space.
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Idea Fab Labs has the potential to be a hub of innovation and entrepreneurial activity in Chico and the North State region. With such a wide variety of equipment available, it will likely become a crossroads of sorts for groups of people that may not ordinarily interact or work together. The founders of the Idea Fab Lab would argue that the most interesting ideas come from a multidisciplinary approach that will be enabled by this type of cross pollination The gallery opening for the Seied exhibit will be held on May 4th at Idea Fab Labs (603 Orange Street) from 3-6PM. Anyone interested in Seied's art or the lab itself is welcome to drop in. Art will be available for purchase. Following the opening, the exhibit will be open to the public through June 1st.
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SOL MEXICAN GRILL Of course we'd all love to celebrate Cinco de Mayo in Mexico, but for those of us who can't just hop across the border on a whim, bring the kids and cross the border to Sol Mexican Grill for the sounds of Los Caballitos de la Canci6n. Sol is a gorgeous venue with rich colors and stone walls and is the perfect place to journey to for a music-filled Sunday afternoon. The sounds of Los Caballitos de la Canci6n are rich and full of the passions of Latino culture. Festivities will be soaring from noon to 3 p.m.
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5 SUNDAY Crazy Horse Saloon: Sunday Fun day. LaSalle's: Karaoke. 8PM. Laxson Auditorium: Chico School of the Arts presents the 2013 Spring Musical - The Music Man. 2PM. $20/$16/$14/$10. Maltese: Live jazz with Bogg 4-7PM. Trivia 8PM. Panamas: Noche Latina 7-llpm Live DJ on the back patio. Paradise Performing Arts Center: Paradise Adventist Academy presents Pollyana - The Musical. 8:30PM. $15, $12 student/child. Sol Mexican Grill: Cinco de Mayo Show with Los Caballitos de la Canci6n. Noon-3PM. The Tackle Box: Karaoke with DJ Shelley. 8PM.
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About a year ago, Matt Savage launched his first all-ages venue in Paradise, California. The venue did great, but the town ended up not wanting him around and essentially forced him to close. He then took his business to South Chico where he received fewer complaints from neighbors, but noticed a decline in attendance due to the inconvenient location. On March 26th of this year, his latest venue, Dex (named after his one-year-old son), opened its doors at the ideal downtown location of 167 E. 3rd Street.
"I think the rap crowd is just as good as the rock crowd;' said Savage. "I know they have stereotypes and everything, but it's gone smooth. They actually ran security for me one of the nights. Some guy was smoking out front and they were like, 'Hey, you can't do that around here: It was cool. I didn't have to do anything:'
"Zoning is a big one. Plus, downtown isn't cheap;' Savage said with a laugh. "I literally went through 30 different buildings in the last six months before I found Dex where it is now. It's been an interesting journey:'
Managing an all-ages venue in Chico, especially in the expensive region of downtown, has never been an easy task. Previous live entertainment hot spots such as Fulcrum Records or The Last Stand (which operated in the same room as Dex's current location) were temporarily successful, but without a steady stream of income from alcohol sales or other services, they weren't able to stay alive solely based on ticket sales. Eventually, Savage will be faced with the same financial issues, but for the time being-with a ton of shows booked well into the summer-his business is gaining some traction.
The biggest hurdle currently facing Savage is getting past those first couple months' rent. Although it may be a deterrent for some bands, the venue has no choice but to keep a larger percentage of the door money than competing venues that profit on alcohol/food sales in addition to money collected at the door. Savage explained, "The reason I have to take so much right now is so we can get enough pie for the rent. Once we get that steady stream going, then I'll be able to adjust:'
"It's an all-ages venue and I book everybody;' said Savage. "I've even booked a couple of the street performers. I just wanna give everyone a chance:'
The fate of Dex is going to boil down to one question: How badly does Chico want an all-ages venue that prides itself on a quality live experience? Do yourself and the local music scene a favor and check out one of their upcoming shows. If you have a good time, then spread the word. If you have friends in bands, encourage them to book a gig and keep the momentum going. For years, local musicians and fans alike have lamented that something's been missing in the Chico music scene. It's possible that with the support of the community, Dex could fill that void.
The all-inclusive approach has worked well to launch Dex with consistent shows just about every night of the week. Specifically, Savage has experienced success with high school musicians who otherwise might have a hard time breaking into the scene without previous experience in live performance. Savage commented that by including everyone, he's observed the development of a "community-type feel;' and minimal problems with youngsters disrespecting the venue-an issue that's contributed to other venues, such as Origami Lounge, having to shut down. "Everyone's been real good so far;' said Savage. "The only thing I've encountered was some guy trying to sell [marijuana], and I had to kick him out. That was the worst thing. It's an all-ages venue, so I gotta keep it family friendly:' In addition to hosting rock music, Dex is also on its way to becoming the premier venue for up-and-comers within the genres of rap and hip hop. This Saturday, Dex will host nine rappers from Sacramento, Paradise/Magalia, and Chico. Savage was pleasantly surprised to discover that there's a big scene for hip hop and rap around Chico.
think that Chico could be put back on the map for quality, up-and-coming touring acts. The potential for this future growth played a large part in Savage's selection of the venue's location, but achieving the desired expansion won't come without its share of obstacles.
"Ever since The Brickworks closed, it's been missing;' said Savage. 'Tm trying to bring back that feel, that vibe-just that cool club that you can constantly go to and have a great time. I just want that scene and that place that's safe to go and have a really good time'.' Savage's goal is to eventually expand into the empty 700-square-foot building neighboring his current location. If the expansion were to take place, it could mean some exciting developments for live music in downtown Chico for both the all-ages crowd as well as the rest of the music community. The venue could potentially bring mediumsized bands through town that are either too small for venues like The Senator/El Rey, but also too big to play at house parties or on mediocre sound systems. It's exciting to
In addition to hosting live music, Dex offers a multitude of services for the community. Matt Savage produces and engineers records for bands as well as rents out musical gear and the room for bands to practice in. Contact him at mattsavage@sbcglobal.net
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Put Down The Camera Many moons ago, before the newfangled Internet, if you wanted to do sketch comedy, or see sketch comedy, you actually had to go to a theater or a club where a sketch show was happening. Now, you can just go on Funny or Die or YouTube and just see what some dudes with a camera put together.
I find myself wanting to see that show again at times, but I'm glad there isn't a recording of it. It would defeat the purpose. The persistence of it in my memory has enriched my life more than any episode of SNL I've ever seen.
That's why the There ""You can't pause it, you can't ephemeral nature of live certainly comedy has an are a lot of go back and watch it again, advantages advantage over and you can't show it to your online videos to doing online short or televised friends; you have to be engaged sketchsketchesyou're wider in the present to appreciate it."" when audience, experiencing more people it, you know getthe it's only for that moment. You can't pause it, you can't go opportunity to produce it, it's usually free for the audience and cheap for the comediansback and watch it again, and you can't show but it detracts from what's special about it to your friends; you have to be engaged in the present to appreciate it. live comedy, and that's ephemeralness. Live sketch shows, and comedy shows in general, only persist in memory, while online comLive comedy reminds me that life is not edy exists anywhere you get 4G coverage. lived in the past. Certainly, memory That may sound like online comedy has live enhances our present, but good memories comedy are formed by beat again, transitory but does it experiences, really? not omnipresent ones-ones I was lucky that maybe enough to see a revue experienced at any time. at The Our society Second City has become in Chicago so cameralast summer called heavy that We're All in we feel like This Room we need to Together. Instagram our food to remember we've eaten. Let's not I realized before I saw the show that I was changing the title in my mind to We're All live with the people we'll be in a room with tomorrow or who we were with yesterday, Trapped in This Room Together, but then the show opened with a shared monologue but the people we're in the room with right between the six actors explaining that not effing now. only were we not trapped, but we were supposed to be experiencing something special. We were supposed to focus only on the now, and not what was happening outside or on Facebook or who was texting us. And that focus should continue after the show was over.
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Randall Stone hates driving cars. No, I'm not making this up. I sat down with City Councilman Stone this past week and we talked bikes. Before Stone was elected to City Council, before he began his career in finance, before he went to college, before all of that, Stone got a bike. His first bike was a red Mongoose BMX bike. That first set of wheels gave him the sweet taste of autonomy at grammar school age and spurred his passion for cycling. Councilmember Stone recently helped appropriate funds to extend Annie's Glen by adding a bridge that runs behind the CARD building, thus making a more efficient way to cross to the creek without taking surface streets. Why does that matter? Stone says the biggest problem for cyclists in Chico is that "we don't have freeways [for] bicycles, no contiguous route can get you across town-yet:' The new bridge at Annie's Glen is just the start. Stone, who rides one of his five bikes about 70% of the time, says that another serious problem for pedal pushers in Chico is the "horrific Mangrove/Cohasset bridge;' as he calls it. Stone cites the fact that cyclists in Chico who want to get across the freeway and the Lindo Channel are forced to choose between two equally inconvenient options; cross the bridge, which is a tricky and dangerous route to navigate, or plan ahead and use alternate routes, which when pedal-powered can pose time constraints. Stone's solution is a pretty obvious one: build a bridge and get over it safely. But that's a ways down the timeline. For the immediate future, funds have been appropriated to
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extend a pop-out along the west side of SH99, one that begins behind the waffle place and connects to nearby bike paths. Stone doesn't just look at the problems, he also applauds improvements. In years prior, there have been parking concerns voiced by the DCBA and the Hotel Diamond during Thursday Night Markets. In the past, Chico Velo has sponsored a free bike valet, but last year it was noticeably missing. It's back this year. Stone praised the DCBA and Chico Velo for choosing the "easiest solution'' to the parking conundrum. "You cannot pave your way out of congestion problems;' says Stone. "Alternative transportation is the only solution:' By having a free bike valet during downtown events, citizens are encouraged to ride instead of drive, thus freeing up parking spots for those who need them, and helping to keep traffic down. What does Stone want to see happen in our fair city? Simple. More bikes, less cars. "It's stupid to drive the way we do now. Financially speaking, why in the world would you blow all of that money?" Stone wants more people to figure it out like he did, do the math, and see that riding a bike is not only good for your health, but also your pocket book. His final thought during our interview: "How cool is it that I can ride my bike to work? Pretty cool if you ask me:' I agree, Councilor Stone. Keep riding. See you in the bike lane.
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Not A House II: F**k You It was no faux Renaissance Faire, yet a 50's-flared, hi-ball glass filled with Maker's Mark was $21. It was covered with saran wrap. After paymgm "chilblenas," I found it empty. The lady poured a shot of cheap hooch, as I "protesteth." The valet let a drop trickle into a shot glass. A bodkin sprung from my right sleeve (secured by a metal bracelet at the wrist). I Zorro-slashed his velvet raiment in half as many seconds, leaving a dozen paper cuts. I had to kill most of the palace guard, like Jack Benny contending with the ghosts of Henry II 's entourage in the Tower of London. His narrator, Don Wilson, said "And so Dan Coman incarnated into the present day Dan Cohen, the townships of Cornwall and Corning taking his name," in a vmceover.
I awoke stressed (though the winds died down). Don Wilson told me to masturbate, as I had to take the bus to Chico to find a place to live. Two of the dives were in the "Frat Fuck"/stabbing belt at 1st Avenue, where collegiate initiates are dispatched by "homie" initiates. I was supposed to have a 30-day escrow, but it was 25 because the glass man neglected to measure a window and my POS bro was globe-hopping. We had to cover repairs despite the speculator price of the sale. The Realtor misled me, then reminded me of the stress of moving. She would allude to "the
contract." Faust had a contract. I'll have to sign a lease to live alone, but what if I hate Chico after a few months (I already do)? Affordable storage space is the size of a walk-in closet. This is why the produce boxes go by mid-morning at the Safeway. My sister suggested giant "Tupperware." Cosmic Kev said, "Get organized. Get rid of things. Learn to simplify and do things more efficiently." He tailors his forecast to me. I'd called the consignment agents after friends just wanted my best rock records. If I toss it all (like they' ll suggest), I'd lose a grand in yard sale fodder, 2K in eBay. (I shelled out about $500 all told). A house couldn't display or utilize a quarter of it, which went into Samsonite cosmetic cases (sold with matching luggage two years ago). "Order a one or a two pound box ... and charge it," I told Kitty, quoting Don Wilson's Candygram commercial, with his mush-mouth. Kitty's getting "psychological" (my parent's term for mental). She sees the red flags and paces. "What's going to happen to me?" -Mamie, Attack of the Mushroom People. She 'd bail in Chico, like the cat I dragged to LA from Portland (first trying to escape at a rest stop. I'd have taken the possum, but it proved problematic). She could be slain by the cats with red and blue collars. She 'd never go in the carrier anyway, being feral.
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Marty Stuart April 23 Sierra Nevada Big Room
Life has been pretty crazy for Deren Ney over the last couple years, ever since he began building a musical career with Nicki Bluhm & the Gramblers. He's undergone the transformation from humble Mother Hips fan out in the audience, to the humble lead guitarist on stage beside his musical idols, stoically melting the faces of adoring fans across the nation. Chico couldn't be happier for him. Ney found some time between gigs to answer a few questions from Synthesis about his musical life on the road. What's the funniest/weirdest thing that's happened on the road? We were in Cleveland backstage and this longhaired British guy came down and said he was the tour manager for Yes. We were like, "Okay.. :' He said he'd heard our album and wanted to see us when he was in the States, but because Yes had to be at a Hall of Fame dinner he couldn't stick around for our show, so he just wanted a picture with us. That was very strange and funny to me. Very 1976. What's been your favorite/most memorable performance so far? I darn near wept at High Sierra last year. We played early on the last day and the crowd was amazing, overflowing out of the Vaudeville tent. People everywhere smiling, singing, cheering their hearts out. Lots of Chico faces actually! We were about to go on our first big national tour, everything was getting pretty crazy, and that show felt like our home crowd was giving us their blessing
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to go forth and Gramble and make them proud. It really touched me that people were so supportive. Do you have a current favorite song to perform live? I love "Little Too Late:' It's always fun to play. It's got a subtle humor. How have you developed as a guitarist/ musician throughout the Gramblers experience? I listen to music better from playing with Nicki. I'm trying to be the Greek chorus to her main story. I love what she does so much, and I just want to reinforce or embellish it where I can. You've done well in the summer festival circuit in the past. Any particular stops you're excited about this year? Bonnaroo and Newport are big ones for us, which we really want to be special. Newport especially is such an honor. They've been letting us know that it's a community event that they want all the bands to be part of all weekend, so it sounds really fun. Mountain Jam also sounds like a big old party. What are the chances of you joining Hall & Oates on stage at Outside Lands? I can go for that. Nicki Bluhm & the Gramblers return to the Sierra Nevada Big Room for two performances on Monday, May 6th and Tuesday, May 7th.
There must be a million ways performers can fuck up a live performance, from tripping over mic cords to tripping over one another. They can play in the wrong key or pick the wrong note thousands of times a night. But none of that happened when Marty Stuart and his band took the stage at the Sierra Nevada Big Room last week, bringing Saturday night and Sunday morning to a Tuesday night in Chico, with a full complement ofhonkytonk hell raisin' and gospel hymn singin' that could have been happening on a rainy night in Georgia, or a sunny Sunday comin' down in the delta, either in Mississippi, or the one nearer at hand.
Show, and that was no bullshit, from the kick-off song ("Stop the World and Let Me Off") through the generous encore in response to a roaring standing ovation. In between, there were stellar renditions of Mose Allison's "Parchman Farm;' and Lefty Frizzell's classic hit, "Long Black Veil;' with a gorgeous solo guitar intro that explained, if explanation were needed, why Marty Stuart is as good as it gets when it comes to country music. That was why Johnny Cash had him in his band, and why Flatt and Scruggs hired him before that. The drummer, Harry Stinson, did a rendition of an old Johnny Horton song, "Whispering Pines;' that I haven't heard since Morris Taylor used to sing it on local television. Lead guitarist Kenny Vaughan played fast and tight, and Paul Martin, on bass, made it look easy and made it look fun. And all these good ol' boys could harmonize like angels.
There were ghosts in the Big Room, too. Marty Stuart said he felt the spirit of Marty Robbins, prompting him to do a Robbins number ("Don't We All Have the Right to Be Wrong Now and Then") that the band conjured on the spot. Across the room, I saw a woman who looked like my own dear departed mother, dancing up a storm with moves just like Morn's.
The highlight was a display of instrumental virtuosity by Stuart himself on mandolin, a gorgeous bit of playing that brought the audience to its feet.
You had your pick.in' and you had your grinnin: often simultaneously, and the pick.in' was Grade A. Stuart said that what they offered was a High Octane Hillbilly
Someone once said that country music was just "three chords and the truth:' Maybe so, but Marty Stuart and the band made it seem like a hoot and a holler more than that. SYNTHESISWEEKLY.COM
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The Synthesizers got back into the win column with a 12-5 victory over Cluck U. It was a well earned win that ended with a circus-like catch by Ryan Hawkley. We played smart; we played S-Mart. But somehow, in the early springtime air, the score seemed irrelevant, because some people on the field just wanted to score. Catcher Bethany Johnson attracted the attention of the umpire. Between batters, he tossed the
rulebook aside and slipped her his digits, which she made sure to lose. Pitcher Aamir Malik evidently wanted to make a player from Cluck U his Wendy Peffercorn, but was unable to come up with a ruse elaborate enough to make it so. Coincidentally, both Malik and the ump ended the night with a pulled groin.
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ARIES Success is not measured in terms of how many possessions you own, but rather in the joy you carry in your soul from day to day. This week's question is, ''What is your focus?" When you are sad or angry; do you just stay there? Or do you look for help from others? Try to see the bigger picture this week. You still have the gift of inspiration to share with us all. Work on gratitude and appreciation. The moon will enter Aries Sunday evening. Otherwise, lay low over the weekend
GEMINI Grace is with you, yet you need to observe how easy it is to allow everything that you have worked so hard for to unravel. A meditation retreat or paying more attention to your spiritual practice is the solution. Even consciously spending time in nature alone can help. There are other people out there with worse problems than you. Helping isolated people will move you ahead in the world of karma. Pay attention to your dreams and the messages that they
TAURUS Another week to indulge in being your sensual self. Seek a new frontier or way of doing things. Monday and Tuesday are lucky days for you. Take advantage of being able to get much done early in the week. Seek a game plan that propels you into having a better year. Wednesday and Thursday are good for moving up in your career. The weekend will be good for parties and pursuing your bliss. You'll feel smarter on Wednesday, when Mercury moves into Taurus.
CANCER You are moving through life with a little more ease these days. Social organization is the priority at this point. This is an awesome time for future planning. Helpful friends show up when you need them most. Be ready to use your skills with more of a sense of ease. The week begins with a romantic vibe and ends up with a weekend that is good for travel and mental stimulation. Have fun setting goals for yourself and reaching them. Throw a party.
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LEO The work season is on and you know you need to step things up a bit. You'll be in the public eye much of this week. Be conscious of sprucing up your image. Seek more efficient ways of doing things. Your interactions with others hold a lot of weight this week. Continue to focus on ways to make things more beautiful. Cooking, gardening, artwork and playing music feel good during this time. Be aware of contracts and agreements, especially during the second half of the week.
LIBRA It's hard to get up in the morning when you know that you have a mountain full of responsibilities to take care of. There are your partner's needs and your family's needs. You may need to put your own needs temporarily on hold Lust and sex are hard to run away from this time of year. We are awakening to each other's beauty and power. Wednesday and Thursday are your smoothest days this week. The weekend looks good for charitable causes and working with others.
SAGITTARIUS Surrender to the fact you need to work hard this week. Work on finances toward the beginning of the week. Do whatever you can to enhance your health. Being a team player will take you where you need to go this week. Others are relying on you for help. Personal issues seem to dominate your emotions. Pay your bills and get as much sleep and alone time as you can handle. The weekend looks good for home improvements and visiting older relatives.
AQUARIUS Overcome fears of intimacy. Get down deep with family members and the people you live with. Do something to honor your parents or older adults in your tribe. This is a great time for springcleaning and home beautification. The moon will be in Aquarius Wednesday, and Thursday people are on edge about their personal freedoms and where they might be going. The weekend looks good for working on security issues and making a little money for yourself.
VIRGO Bring an open mind and a willing heart wherever you go. This is your time to take risks and to step things up a notch. Explore a new area or study a new or more in-depth subject. Spread your love and wealth to others. Get the word "can't" out of your vocabulary. The week begins on a very creative note. You move briskly though your tasks. You may even be engaged in a long-distance romance. The weekend looks good for romance and partnerships.
SCORPIO Stop worrying and begin negotiating. In a way, you are like the flavor of the month inside out. Your level of personal magnetism seems to grow every day. To reach personal goals, you must be able to negotiate with others. Be kind to family members, siblings, parents, and children. Be sure that activities offered by other people don't conflict with your goals. The weekend looks good for loving, being creative, and all in all just having fun and cutting loose.
CAPRICORN You're on top of your game this week. Your bywords will be fun, playfulness, love, lust, and children. Rule number one: don't make love to someone that isn't going to be a good parent. Rule number two: if you have children, then they come first. Rule number 3: if you don't love what you are doing, then stop. Monday and Tuesday are powerful with the moon in Capricorn. I believe you'll be able to move mountains this week. Do all things with love!
PISCES Poetry; good communication, and storytelling come from being conscious about specifics. Avoid being bored with life. Try something new. Get in touch with neighbors and peers. Friends are helpful and supportive toward the beginning of the week. Wednesday and Thursday it's best to lay low as people are having a difficult time being understood and having their needs met. The Pisces moon over the weekend brings a sense of renewal.
Koz McKev is on You Tube, on cable 11 BCTV. is heard on 90.lFM KZFR Chico, and also available by appointment for personal horoscopes. Call (530)891-5147 or e-mail kozmickev@sunset.net
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