Recipe of Sarcasm

by Ajay Krishnan (7)

You will need anger, eyeballs, pheromones, sarjuice, water, wit, tone, and oil to make, to say the least, sarcasm

Take anger and tone and dilute in water

If not diluted will fall apart just like some of your lives

Fry your eyeballs in hot oil to give the fiery look of looking through your soul

Mix it all up

Sarjuice is the essence so do not lose it Mix it all in for a wonderful work of art

Serve it up immediately for sarcasm right in the moment and not when it’s cold

Sprinkle in the pheromones to transport –– what’s it called? Oh yes! Dumbness –– to transport dumbness

Divide up evenly which most people do wrong resulting in uneven portions of sarcasm

by Maya Zhan (8)