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THE -TELESCOPE Palomar College

Volume 31

No. 1 6

A Pub l ication ·for the Associated Students

By Karen Ossenfort A vote of confidence was given by the Palomar Board of Trustees to a campus administrator February 28, who is being charged in an alleged con spiracy case in Colorado.

Dr. Kenneth Burns, dean of student services, is being acc used by the District Attorney's office in Pueblo County, Colorado, of attempted forgery , co nspiracy and issuance of a false transcript from the University of Southern Colorado

Associated Stude n t Governm ent elections are sched ul ed for March 1:3, 14 a nd 1;). The election s will be h e ld in th e Student Union from 8 a.m. to :2 p.m . and from 6 p.m. to8: 30 p.m. on these days .

Any st udent carrying at least one ( l) unit of credit a nd h aving some type of id entification with them a t th t, po ll s is eligibl e to vote.

Aerospace multi-media show- slated

'MIME Havtcard Coleman's mime perform a nee .'\1.arch :r li'aS one of the many acticitics scheduled durin~-( Hlacl~ Cultural Wee!~. RSA ·s ( Blacll Student Alliance; ongznal purpose 111 scheduling Ius perfor mance 1cas "to hace a pcrforman('(' git•cn hy a h/ac!? person that u·as sn un1que that he 1cou/d appeal to the u ·hole student population and in this, hring ahout cultural homogeneity."

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YOUTH GRANTS

Project deadline nears "Yo uthgrants" is a program of the National Endowment for the Humanities designed to support projects in the humanities carried out by young people, either individually or in groups.

Youthgrant~rt a wide range of activities within the general area of the humanities- that is, in fields such as history , literature, language , philosop h y and archeology. These activities can take the form of individual and group research projects, films, exhibits , and curriculum development projects.

Deadline is April 15 for projects that will begin after October 1.

Student wishing to apply should send a brief description of the project

San Marcos, CA

Burns receives 'fullest' support from Trust ees

ASG elections are scheduled for next week

Running for the presidency are Rac hel Meltzer, Bruce Robbins and Andrew Wynne.

Two seats remain unopposed in th e vice-presidency and the treasury. Only Leonard Schnedar is seeki ng the vice-presidency , while Judy Cook is the lone candidate for treas urer.

In the legislature there a re ten available seats. Vying for these seats are: Terry Bowman , Ignacio Del Real, Kerin Essex, Ed Estes, Grace C hela Francisco, Rosie L. Gonzales, Daniel Hirsch , Chris Humm el, Kath y Ma rtin , David Sherman. Wa lter T aylor, Cecilia Vega and Shirley Wisener.

According to the Publi cation s Committee. responsiblities for the different offices are: PRESIDENT - "Carries out the policies of the Legislature." VICEPRESIDENT- "Assists the President." TREASURER - "Chairs budget meetings and is in charge of budget accounts." LEGISLATORS -"Responsible for making policies for the student bod~· and for the disbursement of monies from the student government budget of approximately £;)0,000."

(Please turn to page three (;{) for some of the cand idates' campaign views.)

Mar. 10, 1978

idea by the end of March so that it can be reviewed and formal application instructions can be sent by the program directors. The descriptions should be sent to: Youthgrants in the Humanities, National Endowment for the Humanities, Washington , D.C. 20506.

Students wishing to read further descriptions of the project should come to the Financial Aids Office, Staff Building 4, Room 59.

English modules set The second eight week English modules will begin April 10. Class registration begins the week of March 27. Open registration will begin April 3 at 3 p.m. in P-32 and March 28 at 2 p.m. in ES-19.

Live music, dancing, and an array of special effects invade the Planetarium next week during a special series of five free presentations entitled "Flight."

A product of Air Force Major N orman Sauvage, " Flight" is an aerospace multim edia show that d epicts the history of aviation from ancient "fowls in the air" through the sweeping space age psyched eli a.

Picture, if you can, the s proutings of 16 slide a nd motion picture projectors, on-again-off-again kaleidoscoping the huge Planetarium dome with a historical montage of subtle flight images, while leotard-clad dancers s1mulating the motion of a bird are bathed in stop action strobes.

Then add little girls dressed in Chinese costumes with incense wafting thro ugh the room; moon rocks growing to encompass the dome in blazing color; and live television featuring the audience.

If this is beginning to grip your mind, consider stewardesses serving food and coffee; lunar walkers waltzing overhead while music from the most traditional to the most modern plays, sometimes at the same time.

Although Maj. Sauvage has constantly updated his piece of art, this remains a fair depiction of"Flight." " We incorporated new films, light effects, musical changes, improved television, radio communications, revised choreography and visual script changes which enhanced an already vital show," explains Sauvage. " The enthusiastic responses we' ve received are most rewarding for the hundreds of people who have worked so hard to make the show a success."

No reservations are needed for any of the fiv e performances; Wednesday , March 15 at 7:15 and 8:30 p.m. , and Friday , March 17 at noon , 7:15 and 8:30p. m . For furth er information call 744-1150 ext. 356.

in connection with an incident that took place two years ago.

Burns and two others have previously been indicted by the Pueblo County grand jury on these charges, but both were thrown out of co urt on technicalities.

Burns, who says that the charges against him are "groundless", received college staff support at the February board meeting.

After the Board met in executive session they emerged with a statement in support of Bums, saying: " The Boar d of Palomar College is fully cognizant of the charges alleged against Dr. Bur ns. We approved a ppointment of Dr. B urns last J uly based upon the recommendations of two college comm ittees which fo und hi m to possess exceptio n al qualificatons for th e position.

"We have leamed nothing t h at wo uld lead us to believe that Dr. B urns is n ot f u lly qu alified a nd able to do his job; i n fact, h is performance at Palomar has been outstanding He has our fullest support."

Burns commented that he felt overwhelmed with the supportive response from staff members and student the last few weeks. He also feels that the matter will soon be disposed of without involving him further.

Burns went on to say that the Pueblo District Attorney, Joseph LaSavio, has himself been indicted for malfeasance of office and has been censured by the Pueblo bar for misuse of the grand jury system and harrassment of citizens. LaSavio is presently up for recall as well.

LaSavio did not deny the charges, but replied that he (LaSavio) had had few run-ins with some people, who as a result wanted to see him out of office.

Scholarships Iisted Scholarship applications and lists of scholarships available are now ready in the Financial Aids Office, Staff Building 4, room 59. The office is open 8-5 weekdays and 6-8:45 p .m.

Monday through Thursday.

Each student may apply for three scholarships for which he/ she is eligible. The forms must be returned

by April 3.

Short stories, poetry needed for campus literary magazine Short stories and poetry are needed by th e Bravura. T h e B ra v ura i s th e English Dep a rtment's lit er ary magazine, it is p ublish ed on ce per year a nd is fun ded by the ASG. It is staffed and edited by stud en ts. A comm ittee of studen ts selects the best poetry and s h ort stories.

Students having manuscripts to submit must tak e t h em to the English Department's secretary by May 19:

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Views LETTERS - OPI NIONS

The devslfstion of war

By Mike Johnson Under siege. Battle-weary troops had already positioned sand bags at key locations across the camp. Civilians suffered most from the constant bombardment, with draining spirits and drowning ambitions.

Yet, before the first shower of destruction, there were those who cried for war. Even when the countryside seemed most serene and secure, people almost begged for the torrents of. devastation that were soon to follow. War was good, they concluded, and their appetites became whetted for action.

T h ere was even u nnatural in tervention before the war, by private meddlers who were paid by the government to bring it abou t . And when it came, the area was u nder siege. .

Trenches were dug as ou tdoor activity became too dangerous. Age old battle gear was salvaged from the closet and an arsenal of protection became available once again on t h e open market. Work had to continue as usual, or else the opposing war machine would swell to victory. The odds were against us as the environment broke down under the continu al aerial attack.

Those who ventured outdoors for work or pleasure became the real victims, second only to those who lost property and possessions. Individuals confined to their homes for safety became mentallv afflicted by the monotonous strain of battle. Some had never seen life so bad before. Depression grew more severe as the enemy demolished our forces on fronts across the country, offering neither mercy nor quarter.

It wa& war to be sure, and people were once again at the mercy of nature and time. The rain fell.

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FEE & CO. BACK IN FORM

The Tubes invade the Fox

By R ick Hoff It is doubtful that San Diego's plush Fox Theater had ever seen anything like it.

Back in form for their fourth Southern California tour performance were The Tubes, the zaniest, most outrageous, and above all, most entertaining band of rockers the United States has produced. Their show (and show is an understatement) February 19 at the Fox was so captivating, that trying to put its effect into words is virtually impossible.

This is a group that must be experienced.

The Tubes' fourth and latest album, What Do You Want From Liue, captures a bit of the fun , but the elpee is merely a soundtrack to remember by.

..,c==-o_n_c_e-rt.,....-;R=-e-v-i=-e-wSome critics have classified The Tubes as a punk-rock group , but this is only a fraction of the group's satiric coverage. They are a variety show. Their message: enjoy!

Since their genesis in San Francisco, their home base, The Tubes have grown in number and popularity, although the band has still yet to make a large impact on U.S. record sales. There are some 30 people involved in the program who actually take the stage in one form or another, and God knows how many more lurk be 1 ¡nd the scenes of this extravaganza.

There are seven musicians: William Spooner and Roger Steen on guitars; Rick Anderson on bass; Vince Welnick on keyboards; Michael Cotten on synthesizers; and Prairie Prince and Mingo Le .vis on drums and percussion. There's also the skimpily-attired Ernest Borgnine dancers (as announced) , headed by the luscious Re Styles. There's numero us other skin-tight suited space people, terrorist guerrillas, and seduction worshipers. Not to mention props without end, including live TV. And then there's Fee. Fee is Fee Waybill, or Johnny Bugger, or Mickey Spillane, or Fidel Castro, or his

n u mber-one character: the infamous glitterrock star, Quay Lewd.

The show is centered around Waybill and his characters. A former equipment manager for another band, Waybill is now living his and everybody else's fantasies on the stage. He is an A-1 performer with more A-1 performers backing him up. He doesn't have to have magic fingers or a Freddie Mercury voice. What he has is an appreciation ofbeing different, and that's something the rock business has needed for a long time.

The Tubes are sticking to the smaller theaters, although they were part of an Anaheim Stadium show featuring Alice Cooper last summer. The San Diego crowd enjoyed the act immensely, responding long and loud even after the house lights came on. Even so, The Tubes don't sell a lot of records in our country.

The biggest breakthrough has come in England, home of the abnormal in rock musicianship. Two Tubes singles hav e made the top 20 there, and in Australia, their second album, Young And Rich, reached number six on the charts. Waybill guesses that the reason for the overseas succes¡s because foreigners appreciate their "demented, diseased version of the U.S." The Tubes' show is a well-planned, highly organized package. After a medley of early hits , Fee takes the stage for two new songs, You Got Yours elf A Deal, and Show Me A R eason. Both so ngs highhght the guitar work of Steen and the biting synthesizer of Cotten .

Then come the give-away antics of What Do You Want From Life? Taking a member of the audie1ce to the stage, Waybill (ala Monty Hall) offers her a simulated Indian beaver coat ("They don't hav.e beavers in India, so they have to simulate them," he says), not to m ention a giant instamatic camera, a lifetime s upply of7-Up, Coke and alcohol (re presented by giant bottles), or a (Continued on page 7)

ASG eandidates state views . l)!tE~Ia&ENT

VICE•tlaiE~IaENT Ra ch el Meltzer / Leona rd Schneda r You must h ave representatives in the ASG who have yo ur rights in mind. That means a ll of the students , d e partments, and organizations on campus. We know we are the people to do this.

Who are we? Rachel Meltzer for President a nd L eon ard Schnedar for Vice President. And we want to make the ASG an effective organization that is responsive to your needs .

We are tired of a government that spends it's time arguing between blocks and rival factions. It's time to .accept every student's equality!

Women, men. Blacks, Chicanos, whatever your philosophical views are, we are all here to get the most of what Palomar has to offer. We want a positive experience that will be

worth something in the future.

As studen ts , we d eri ve the sam e benefits from Palomar that yo u do. w e want to see changes that b enefit everyone. Equal and fair allocations of funds, activities that represent student interests, more effective communication between students and the administration, and an open outlook towards changes that are necessary to accomplish these goals are the issues that need to be dealt with.

Palomar needs a booster shot to stimulate the social and educational environment. Your vote tor us IS 1n your own interest. Remember Rachel Meltzer for President and Leonard Schnedar for VicePresident when you cast your vote.

Kathy Martin Most studpnts of Palomar College are aware of thP existence of ASG. however. many do not realize its importance. The ASG is directly responsible for allocating necessary funds for student organizations. acting as a liason between the students and the administration, and providing an active voice to the administration and community to the students.

A number of facts led me to be a candidate for student legislature. I do not represent an "elite few," and

Grace Chela Francisco I have been a student at Palomar for three yea rs and feel quite familiar with its facilities and progra ms. My basic concern in running for ASG Legislature is the prom otion of unity among the v a ri o u s st ud e nt c lub s and organizations.

I feel that the clubs s h oul d m a ke a solid effort to arrange low-cost, interesting and educational activiti es to inc lud e a greater number of students. Among these could b e assembli es, co n ce rts , dances, speakers, workshops and c ultural events.

I a lso feel ASG should stron gly e n courage st ud e nt input and opinions~ o n "wh'a'Cactivities they 'd like to see initiated.

Another main con cern is greater safety in terms of longer bus h ours , crosswalks, str eet access a nd parking facilities.

With much cooperation and unity , I b elieve Palomar ASG a nd student body as a wh ole can accomplish a lot towards furthering an ecologically, intellectu a ll y, politically and spiritually a ware learning environment.

thus I. would represent a more just and responsive philosophy than those who make up the present legislaturP. I would represent students more effectivelv and efficiently than the- current legislature. as I would attend all legislative meetings; a turn-around from past legislators.

Finally, I feel I could better serve the purpose of representative student government by taking the time to learn the intricacies of ASG that I have listed above.

Edwin Estes, Jr. The fundame ntal as pect or fo undation that our governm ent rests on is represen t?tion by elected officials.

It is important to hav e q u alified r epresentatives in a ny society too large to have participation by all members of t h at society.

This is espec ially true at Palomar.

Palom a r as a learning institution h as a prim a ry respon sibility to educate its students.

Student governm ent's role in this process is to see that the stude nts' rights are n ot ignored.

Bei n g involved with ASG last year a nd curre ntl y servin g as C hairman of th e Student Legislature, I a m d edicated to the protection of student rig hts. Some candida tes will campaig n on the issue of m or e ac tivities for students. While this is a vital aspect of college life it is importa nt n ot to igno re the primary r esponsibility of ASG protection of students' rights.

This year we have had more acti vities for s tudents than ever b efor e. If re-elected I plan to stre,ngthen ASG in volvement in b oth activities a nd student rights .

With yo ur help we can acco mplish both of these goals.

Andrew Wynne I a m And y Wynn e, a ca ndidate for the offi ce of A ssociated Student Govern m ent Presid ent h ere at Palom ar.

I am currentl y the President of the Associated Stud ent Government, and would like very much to s h ow yo u as students h ere, that I will uphold the standards I set for myself last year as Vice-President of Palomar's Student Government.

My campaign platform involves many issues s uch as: 1) Parking The traffic problems created by the inaccessability of parking around this campus is atrocious. Fender benders plague our students whether entering· or leaving this campus. I would like to see the opening of Los Posas Roarl happen very soon, because, with the construction of the Amphitheater going on the present traffic situation will he hindered even more. ~l Financing of the California Commumty C'olleges- We have the only community college program in the United States where everyone is

g uara n teed fr ee access, a nd there a re a handful of peo ple who would like to see us lose tha t privilege.

I a m referring to the J arvis-Gann Initiative which , if passed , would cau se a r educti o n in th e curre nt state property taxes from approximately 2.4% to 1% which , in turn, would c reate a cut in the operating budget of this campus by ap proximately $3 million.

This deficit would have to be made up by massive c uts in programs and personnel or possibly charging tuition fees. We currently have an excellent community college system in California and I believe we should keep it that way.

3) Informed Active Participation -With this I am presenting an idea I have never really had the opportunity to relate before. I would like the students who feel they have a• complaint or grievance to approach me with these, because that is what this office is all about. Student Government is a tool that can be used by every student to accomplish things for themselves as well as fellow students.

Dave Sherman As a Judicial Advocate for the ASG this year, I have been privileged to see the inner workings of the student legislature. I have not been impressed by what I've seen.

Plagued by problems of student apathy and stagnation, the legislature has lost much of its effectiveness, has failed to maintain cooperation among its members, and has represented special interests more often than representing the students.

Because of my belief that these problems can be overcome, I have decided to run for stud ent legislator.

I believe I would be quite capable of acting as student legislator. I

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have had experience in student government on both the high school and the college level. as well as having an understanding and interest in the mechanics of government.

I will not represent special interest groups, but all of the students of Palomar. I will always support anv organizations or activites that I feel benefit the student body.

The problems of student governm e nt can be minimized with involvement of the students and the proper leadership.

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of varying lengths during the months of June, July & August Undergraduate & Graduate Program s.

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Spec1a l Educa t 1on. and Edu cat1ona l Adm tn• stratton lawye r 's As Sistant Prog ra m-Ce rt 1f •cate Pr ogram Certtf tcate Program for Archaeologtcat Techn •c1an .

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Blue Sky, Black Death

By Tom K e lly If yo u'r e like m ost people t h ere's a

lot yo u' ll d o in respon se to peer gro up pressure smoke Gran ola, or m aybe even ta ke o n Dis n eyla n d's S pace M oun tain after a three co urse dinn er - but m ost of us dra w t h e lin e a t jumping o u t of a n a irpla n e at twelve-tho us a nd feet . Yet that's ex actl y wh a t m otiv a ted P a lom a r student Willi a m " Willie" Morga n to make his first skydive.

"When I was in theN avy, all the guys in my barracks had made at least one jump. If you wanted .to fit in, there was nothing else you could do. It' s poor motivation for doing anything, those are the people who get hurt, sixty-year old grandmothers on a macho trip and wives who do it because their husbands do.

They make poor students, just as I did."

Willie knows. He broke a leg on his first landing.

Since then he's improved a bit, having logged over eight hours of free fall time and participated in numerous record setting {ormation dives. ¡ His collection of coveted awards include: The Star Crest Soloist patch, given to those who have flown into a formation where seven others are present; The Night Star Crest Recipient award, held only by nine-hundred people at the time he earned it in helping set a world record in night tim e formation flying; and first place in the eight and sixteen man competitions a t Casa Grande Arizona.

form ation s ky divi n g m ore th a n twenty years ago.

T h e par tici pa n ts were picked from a li st of hun dreds of can didates by AI K rueger, wh ose creden tia ls include bein g captain of th e last World ch a mpion "S peed Star " team. Alon g with Bill Edw a rds, a vet er a n wit h o ver three-th ousand jumps in his logbooks, Krueger co-ordinated a nd orga nized the a ttempt over a six month p e riod.

Team mem hers were selected on the basis of consistency. How many times was the candidate " there"?

Ninety-eight-and-half % wouldn't do. With that as a standard, the odds were too great that more than one member would be " out", either too far above or too far below the formation.

"The most important thing is to relax and be aware of what you-'re doing. When you're falling at ahundred to a-hundred- and -twenty miles per hour, you have to know how and when to come out of your dive - start 'flaring out', 'getting big', so you achieve the some velocity as the formation. Do it too late and you fly past."

Willie and his airborne companions seem quite confident that they will succeed 11ext time, so confident they are already talking (Layout d esig n b y Ste v e Powe ll )

" Eight is a significant number in the sport. In the early days it was considered a very large forma tion ."

But judging from the gleam in his eye when he displ a ys it, Willie's favorite must b e the Women 's Sta r Crest, an honor claimed b y few er than fifty men. H e earned it by flying into a circle of eight women who fell for him , and vice versa.

The list goes on, but most n otable is his involvement with the Janua ry 1978 attempt to complete a fifty member formation , film footage of which recently stunned viewers on theToniteTV show. Theeffortfailed when one member over flew the formation by a matter of seconds.

Willie speaks of the near miss as though it had been a complete success. "A lot of people were upset because we missed by such a hairline margin. They had to have that official recognition. To me it was still the biggest thing ever done in the sport."

The previous record was a forty member link-up done in Oklahoma in July. Perhaps that's another reason Willie isn't overly concerned ..

He would only be breaking a record he had helped set.

Even so, he will be among the select fift~-man crew when the effort is repeated this month at nearby Lake Elsinore, the birthplace of

PACKING IT IN -

Morgan packs his chute. "It's all Velcro and rubber hands , hut it has to be done right, oth erwise it' s 'blu e sky, black d e ath ' ."

JUST "HANGING OUT" - Willie M or ga n d a ngles on e-h a nded fr o m th e wing of a Cess n a 180 fiv e-tho u sand feet a b o v e Lake El s ino r e C A . <Photos b:v T om Kell.vl

abo ut sixty-five a nd seven ty-five m a n form ation s .

Comm entin g o n th e fo rty man success in O klah o m a , h e says, " It fell t wo-th ousa nd feet in sixteen seconds, th e s lowest th in g ever recorded. " A lump appear s in Willie's ch eek a nd vibra tes m a dl y as h e a dds, " Thos e big form a tion s fall so slowly t h er e' s s pecul a tion a bou t fas tening s ka tel;>oards to th e pa rticipa nt's belly' s a nd la ndin g it."

If such a n attempt is m a d e, yo u can wager Willie will be there.

Before . that though, he's found a new challenge. Something called "sequential relative work" , in which a team does a series or " round" of maneuvers in the seventy seconds of free fall time available to them between twelve-thousand and twothousand feet.

"The absence of body contact in some of the formations makes it more difficult. The fewer then urn ber of divers, the greater the number of maneuvers possible."

As a member of an eight man team preparing for national competition, ¡ he spends most of his week-ends practicing the prescribed sets. If Willie and his teammates can find a sponsor and make their way through the preliminary events to the national finals in Indiana, they'll draw a round of ten of the twenty patterns they and the other teams have been practicing, and will be ev a luated by their ability to

execu te t hem m desig n ated seq uence.

The ultim ate goal is to capture a gold m ed al fo r the U nited States in in ternation a l co mpetitio n .

In n earl y seven-hu ndred jumps, Willi e h as h a d to use h is r eserve chu te on fo ur occasion s. Recalling the first time, h e says, " I don 't even rem ember deploying it. Phhht.

Ther e it was. It w as so m eth in g I h a d tra ined m yself to do u nti l it becam e refl exi ve, lik e pulling yo ur h a nd off a ho t stove."

When Willi e a nd compa n y a re not involved in jumping , they settle into something more conventional, like riding a unic ycle on a tightrope for relaxation. " The tire blew out on the unicycle.

What else could we do but take the rubber off and ride it on the tightrope we' d been walking? " Of course, what else could they ~o?

Don' t get the idea that Willie Morgan is fearless . He has some very definite reservations about. flying. " Airplanes are dangerous.

Why I'd rather be in free fall. People get hurt in those darn things. "

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The n ext Pap smear clinic will be h eld in Health Services between 9:30 a nd 10: 30 a.m. March 2:3. Th e c h arge for t h e discounted lab fee is $5.

Those interested s h ou ld com e to Health Services or call extension 460 or 464 to sch edule an appointment.

Dr. Pleitez will also be happy to ta lk to you regarding any gyn ecological problems.

* * * Women Aware is now pub li shing a weekly newsletter. Called t h e Palomar Women 's Newslette r, it comes out every Monday. It is avai la bl e at the Women's Inform ation Boards in the Student Union a nd the Co un seling Office.

Women Aware m eets every other Monday (n ext meeting March 13) at n oon in P-5.

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There will be a free dental screening program March 14 from 1 until5 p.m. , coordinated by Health Services. Dental assisting students will be assitin g the clinic with the help of Dr. Joseph Waller, D.D.S .

Dr. Waller will do an oral examination and the students will do cancer detection screenin g. X-rays will be available for a ch arge or $1.50, if recommended by Dr. Waller.

T h is is open to students, staff, and the p ublic.

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British concert pianist Richard M eyrick will present a recital Sunday at 3 p.m . in room P-32. Admission is free a nd the public is invited.

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Free denta l screening will be avail a bl e to students, staff and t h e public Tuesday from 1 to 5 p.m . in room S- 11.

The screening program coordinated by the coll ege h ealth services will include oral examinations

by San Marcos dentist Joseph Waller, D.D.S. College dental assisting students will h elp with cancer detection screenings. X-rays will b e available for a ch arge of $1.50, if r ecomm ended bv Dr. Waller.

For further information contact h ealth services at Palomar Coll ege, 744-1150, 727-7529.

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Students between .the ages of 18-23 who desire a naval officer career could b e eligible for a NROTC scholarship during junior and senior years.

The scholarship is geared to men and women in mathematics, science or the engineering disciplines, but other majors are also considered. All applicants must have completed or be in the process of completing a minimum of one year of integral calculus and one semester of physics with a 2.5 average or better.

Students must be able to transfer as a starting junior and plan to major in a hard science area. .F urther details can be obtained in the F inancial Aids Office, or by contacting your local Navy recruiter or calling collect 293-6444. Application deadline is April 1.

Volunteers a re needed in the Student Help Ce nte r to assist in t h e Inform ation Booth, Peer Co un selin g, referral s a nd tutoring.

Experience is n ot n ecessary a nd vo lunteers a re expected to work a minimum of three h o urs pe r week and attend staff meetings on Thursdays fr om 3 to 5 p.m . 'l'im e spen t with th e Help Center fulfills the Psychological-Social Services field experience req uirements.

The Help Center asks that those in terested inquire as soon as possi ble because trainin g is being pla nned now. The center is located in R-3 with h o urs set Monday-Friday, 9 a .m . to 2 p. m . and MondaysThursdays , 6 p.m. to 8:30 p .m.

*** Bamiki Bandula; Children of the Forest, a film about the Pygmies of Ituri Forest in Zaire, will be shown Tuesday at 7:30 p.m . in Q-4 and Friday at 9 a.m. in E-4.

The film is one of a series being presented by the Anthropology Club. There is no admission charge.

Everyone is welcome.

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Thirty-six people were n a m ed as recipients of this year's stipend a wa rds, given to t h ose pl a nnin g careers in bi lin gual edu cation recentl y. ¡ The a wards were given at a cere m o n y to recognize those of the bili n g u a l teac h e r co rps , a n organization t hat has bee n in oper ation h ere at Palomar for the last four yea rs under provisions of Title VII. This years 's recipi ents a r e: Ra ul Castillo, Estela Bridges, Rudy Gutierrez, Sar a H ernandez, Yolanda Ca beza . Si lvi a Todd, Cecilia

Benoit , Lidia Co rtez, Diane Dominguez , Maria Fox, Jose Leon, Jose Luis Martinez , Lupe Ma rtin ez, Ramona Pin o, Rafael Regaldo a nd Ma ri a Villalobos.

Also given a wards were Jose Geata, Irm a Leal, Angelica Martinez, Venita Garcia , Miriam Schatz, Lupita Encinas , E li zbeath Montes , Cecili a Nuno , Margarita Perez, Amelia Pulido, Gloria Seitz , Rosa Avila , Ramona Chapa, Vera Esquibel,"Do nn a Gonzales, Marjorie Lara, Ulysses Molin a, Antonio Navarro, Leticia Parra and Ofelia Valdovinos .

Spring production in rehea rsal Major Barbara by George Bernard Shaw, th e sprin g production of the dram a department, is n ow in rehearsal.

Director Buddy Ashbrook is pleased with the progress so far of what he feels is a very challenging play.

The cast includes John Lombard (Stephen), Claudia Keithley (Lady Britomart), Kathi Rodgers (Barbara), Julie King (Sarah ), Bill Sulick (Undershaft), Lynn Sulick (Jenny),

Mi c h ae l J . Frederiks e n ( Bill Walker), Barry Brent (C usins ), J o hn M en schin g (Lomax), Barbara L eal (Rumm y), Dave Carpender (Snobby), Richard Medugno (Shirley), Dave Carroll (Bitton), and C hrissy Driggs (Mrs. Baines).

The house manager is Sharlie Walker, the stage manager is Julie King, rehearsal secretaries are T erry Ilao and Barbara Leal, and t h e properties mistress is Mitties McDonald .

Critic and poet P eter Frank will be the featured speaker for the art and artists series Tuesday at noon in room C -4 .

Frank , American coordinator of the Artists' Book section for Documenta VI , will present the topic, " The Arts in Fusion: Interm edia" for his contemporary art lecture.

Frank is art critic for th e Village Voice in N e w York a nd his articles a ppea r r egul arly in Artnews, Art Forum , Art in America a nd Evergreen publications.

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"Dreams are eveyon e's g uide to inner space," claims Jungian a n a lyst Deborah Wesley who will spea k on "Dr eam s" March 17, at 8 p.m. in room P -32.

Wesley, now in private practice in Los Angeles, expla in s that "'inner space' deals with the imaginative, creative spiritual side of your l~fe."

Wesley agrees with the Swiss psychiatrist, C.G. Jung, who felt that dreams are a w ay to show the "oth er" s ide of wh at we think when we are awake - a way to s h ow the conscious wh a t the unconscious is t hinking.

H er Palomar talk on " Dreams Everyone's Guide to Inner Space" is free and open to the public.

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An organizational meeting will be held on Monday in room P-9 at 1 p.m .

All veterans are encouraged to attend. David Younce will be acting . chairperson. Election of officers will be made at this time.

The .Palomar Veterans Club has been inactive for a couple of years, so if you are interested in assuring the veterans here in a voice about what goes on , then attend the meeting and lend your support, said Younce.

Further inform a tion may be received by calling David at 7264949.

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RCC PULLS ANOTHER UPSET

Deia Vu: Cagers fall in Mission playoff It" s a trend that has b een set by N C AA to urnaments a ll ov er the country . After playing a n entire season to get to the to p s po t of a bask etba ll conferen ce, a c h a mpio n or co-ch a mpion ge ts kn ock ed off in the pos t-se aso n tourn ey . a nd a thirs)o r fo urt h -pl ace team m a kes t h e n atio n a l p layo ffs . n ot t h e c h a mpio n.

Su ch was the case a t The Dom e W edn esd ay ni g ht, wh ere t h e Com e ts s a w a fanta stic season co m e to a n e n d i n a 93-85 loss to Riv er ide C ity b efo re a SRO crowd. It w a t h e seco nd s tra ight y ear th a t P a lo m a r h ad tied Saddle b ac k for t h e Missio n Co n fe r e n ce c h a mpio n s h i p. on ly to get k n ocked off in the Mission T o u rnament. Last year. Citrus put the capper on a 22-9 season with a ;)9-;)7 upset playoff win over the Comets. · Palomar had advanced to Wednesday night's playoff by drubbing- San Diego City Saturday. 10i)H4. hut the Comets couldn't defeat Riverside three times in-a-row. During regular-season play. Palo·mar handed the Tigers 70-i)f\ and 97-66 losses. But RCC, which finished fourth in the Mission with an R-6 mark (compared to Palomar's 1:2-:2 , earned the Fight to ian• the Comets by surprismg Citrus m the opening round of the tourney The Tigers will now take on South Coast champion Santa Ana in the

first ro und o f th e s ta te to urn a m e nt a t Long Beach n ext w ee k .

And so th e seaso n e nd ed a t 26-7 for the Com ets . who h ad wo n 13 h o m e g a m es without a loss before the shoc ker . F or th e so ph o m ores , es-

pecia ll y All -C o nfere n ce selecti o n s Donnie J oy a nd M a rc us H ays , it w as a to ugh d e fea t to ta ke. H o pes h a d bee n high for a berth a t s t a te, but flu pro bl em s (three pl a yers pl ayed with t h e illn ess a nd fo rw a rd Ro nnie

Pitchers lead softball wins Two complete-game pitching efforts gave Palom a r's women's softball teams a p a ir of victories in t h eir first two gam es o f t h e w eek as the Com ets opened M; s sio n Con fe rence pl ay with a pair of e as y wins.

P a lom a r was schedul ed to h ost MiraCos ta T hursday at Escondido's.

Gra pe Day Park, a n d t h e C omets will be on t h e r oad F riday to face So u th w estern . All of th ese gam es h ave been rain m a k e- up s, a nd the r egul a r sch edul e will resum e n ext w eek .

P at R om er o, a freshm a n fr om E sco ndido High, w en t the d ist a n ce Tuesd ay a s Palomar to pped Ri ver sid e C ity , 9-5 . Rom ero scatter ed nine hits a nd struck o ut nine a nd was b ac ked b y three hits b y shor tsto p Les li e H errera. Palomar tra iled , 4-3 , going into the seventh innin g , but N a n cy J ordan 's two-run do uble keyed a six-run outburst as th e Com e ts sent 12 batters to th e pl a te in the seventh to pull out their first win of th e year after on e non-con fer ence loss.

• .,, .... .... ~ Kathy McAleer, a freshman from Vista High, did the trick Wednesday, pitching a four -hitter as Palomar whipped Citrus, 8-2, at Grape Day's Finney Field. McAleer, who gave up just one earned run , was backed by nine hits , including two apiece by Donna Boyce and Kathy Agnew.

Palomar scored two runs in the third and fourth innings and put the game on ice in the fifth when Katie Guerreri's two-run do u ble keyed a four-run inning.

Hi c ks d id no t suit he.ca use o f it ) a n d th e ou t;;id e ;; hoo ting of th e Tige rs e nd ed a fin e season fo r And y G ilmour 's cag ers.

It was a curio us gam e fro m the s ta rt. T he lea d swi tch ed han ds bac k a nd fo rth before th e C om ets j um ped to a :lH-:n lead in th e fi r st h a lf. Th e Tigers cam e h a ck th o ugh to ta k e a 4 1-:l a dvanta ge. but P a lo m a r sti ll led a t th e h a l f. 44-4:1. .Hut then . Ri ve rs id e g ua rds Ke n C ope land a nd T o mm y Wight, wh o co mb in ed fo r 46 poi nts . we nt to wo rk a nd H.CC pull ed awa y to a n Hi}-71 second -h al f lead wit h :3: l :l left to p lay. Th e Co m ets c ut it back to 10 with better than two minutes left and had a chance to pu ll within Pight when Ha;..·s hit a bucket and .}err;..· Ha:vnal was fouled on the same pla.'·· Hut Havnal missed the front end of a on.e~and-ont' and the Tigprs scon•d eight of the gamp"s next 1:2 points to seal the win. .Joy and Hays each hit t•ight of 11 from the floor to com bint' for :1:1 points for the Comets. Haynal and Kevin Paulson each had 1:1. hut Paulson. who blazed the n(•ts on 11 of 19 shots during a :ll-point l'ffort again;;t San Diego ('it,\' . hi!-only four of 1.) ;;hots against th<· Tigers .

Palomar missed a lot of msid<• shot. dunng the game. which had morP than its share of contact wtth no whistles bemg blown.

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THE FINAL SLAP- All-Co n fe ren ce g u a rd M a rcus H ays closed o ut a n illu stri ous junior coll ege car eer Wedn esday nig h t wh en h e was in tr od uced for th e fin a l t im e prior to t h e Com-ets' p layoff loss to Riversid e C i ty. Scrap py H a mil to n , recipien t of H ays' h a n d w ork , will r eturn fo r Palo m ar n ext season .

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Baseball -squad drops opener Th e effects of t h e rece nt rainstorm s s h ow ed up o n the baseba ll di a m o nd Wednesd ay ,as coach Jim C layto n 's C omets played their first ga m e s in ce F e bruary 23 and dropped th e ir Mission C onferenc e ope n er to Riv erside City , 4-1.

Pal-omar w as s ch eduled to fa ce Southweste rn Thurs da y, and the C omets are s la ted to play at their own Myers Fi eld Saturday against San Diego C ity a t 1 p.m.

With only four games of experience under th e belt, Palomar manged only fiv e hits against Tiger pitching and fell to :2-3 on the season.

Shortstop Jim S cranton had two of the five Comet hits and scored the only Palom a r run in the seventh

innin g whe n he d o ubl ed to left a n d scored on ca tch er S cott Mitch ell' s two-o ut do ubl e to ce nter .

P a lom a r threa te n ed in th e ninth whe n third b a s em a n Butch C his m singled a nd to o k third o n a two-o ut s ingl e by d esign a ted hitter S teve Brasingto n . who sto le s eco nd to put runn er s on s econd and third. RCC go t the fin a l o ut. though , forth e win.

Right-hander D a ve Hols ton , wh o hasn ' t pitched since th e H oltvill e Tournament three weeks ago, got the start. giving up .three runs (two earned) , six hits and striking out four in 3 2-3 innings of work .

Anothe r right-hander, Mike Hargas, pitched the final 4 1-3 innings . spacing three hits and giving up an unearned run.

Palomar·s hopes for defending its Miss i on Conference golf coch a mpionsh ip too k a severe blow M o nd ay wh en the Com ets placed sixth a t a co nferen ce to urn a m en t hos ted b y C h a ffey Colleg e a t S a n Be rnardino El R a n c h o V erde CC .

The Com ets will be in a ction tod ay to face Grossmont in a noncon fer en ce matc h at El Cajon's S in gi n g Hill s before parti cipa ting in a n o th e r Mi ss i on To u r n ey a t Sad d leback .

The Com ets scored 402 s trokes M ond ay behind Cit ru s (391) , San Diego Ci ty (392), So u thwestern (394), San Bern a rdi n o Valley (395), a nd Ri ver side C ity (40 1).

J o hn As hwor t h . a fr eshma n fr om O r a nge Gl en H igh , led t h e Com ets with a 79, foll owed b yJ ack Collier 's 80, Mike M etul a ' sd 82 a nd Troy Guth erie's 83.

P a lomar had scor ed bette r than co-champion Southwestern a nd Saddleback earli er this year in a four-way match with those teams and Grossmont at Meadow Lake CC in Escondido, as Ashworth. and returning letterman Jim Anderson each fired two-over par 74s as Palomar totaled 389 to 375 for Grossmont, 392 for Southwestern and 406 for Saddleback. The Comets then hosted their own Mission Tourney February 27 and placed fourth behin d Southwestern, San Diego City and San Bernardino Valley . Only seven strokes separated the second through fifth place teams that day.

Revenge is sweet for women cagers in overtime victory Carol Wardrop with 12. Jane, Schwalbach a nd Wardrop contro ll ed t h e boards pulling down a combined total of 47 r ebo unds .

Ju li e S mil ey played well defens i vely comin g off the bench in place of Valerie Moore who fou led out. ¡'We played very intensely and , n e ver gave up, " said Jeffery. " Balanced scoring is what yo u look for in each game. " Th e Comets shot 42 percent from the floor, making 29 of 70 shots.

The victory over MiraCosta raises t h e Comets' record to 3-0 in the Mission Conferen ce.

One way to recognize a good team is its ability to win even on an off night. The Com ets topped San Diego City 63-47 o n March 1 despite 24 win. " turnovers.

The locals led for onl y five Palomar jumped to a 12-5 lead minutes of the regulation tim e, but thanks to three buckets from kept within striking dista n ce for the Schwalbach. The Com ets never entire game. With the s cor e 56-54 trailed a nd h eld a 32-25 halftim e and eight seconds left and the lead. The Comets opened things up Spartans' ball, Lin Majors grabbed by outscoring City 13-4 with 11 a rebound and raced down court. minutes left. SDCC cam e back Lori Schwalbach racing down the scoring the next eight points before other side of the court received a the Comets called time-out. After the pass from Majors and scored an brief break, the Comets exploded for easy lay-up at the buzzer.

14 straight points and clinched In overtime, the Spartans scored another victory. first OlJ a basket by Fran Foli, who Palomar shot 24 percent from the finished with game high 36 points. floor. Jane had 14 points and 20 The Comets came back and evenrebounds followed by Wardrop with tually took the lead at 62-60 after 13 points and 13 rebounds.

Schwalbach scored two from the Schwalbach ended up with 12 points charity line. Sara Jane upped the and 11 rebounds. margin to four sinking a fiv e foot The Comets upped their overall jumper with one minute to play. The record 7-2 with a 51-49 win over Spartans closed to within a bucket UCSD last Tuesday. Palomar as Foli was fouled at the buzzer. The trail ed 23-1 8 at halftime but cam e free-throw was sunk , but the missed back to outscore UCSD 33-26 in th e second one was the deciding factor. second half. Jane fini s hed with 15 Four Com ets finish ed in doublepoints a nd 16 rebounds . Cindy figures. Jane and Majors fi nished Hollins pulled down 14 r eb o unds.

The victory over UCSD extended the Com ets' winning streak to seven.

By Mike Carney After gettin g blown off t h e co urt twice last year by MiraCos ta's wom en's cagers , the Com ets gained revenge with a 64-63 overtime win over the Spartans last Friday. Twice the Com ets lost to th e Spartans by 60 points or m ore last season , b u t the a dditi on of two s il>. fo ot players a nd the a dded experience of returning players helped the locals to the win.

The Comets h ost Coll ege of the Desert at 7 p.m. tonight and take to the road on Monday at Riverside and again Wednesday at Imperial Valley. " We were embarrassed from last year's showing," said Coach Vi Jeffery. "This gam e we wanted to

WHERE'S THE FOUL- Margaret Henderson, (#21) ofMiraCosta looks for the referee to call a foul on Palomar's Carol Wan:lrop (#33) during a 64-63 Comet win in overtime. Lin Majors (#22) and Sara Jane (#44) look on as Wardrop goes up for the rebound. The win raises the Comets record to 3-0 in the Mission Conference.

(Photo by Carm en Rodriguez)

Women netters strong again; men win conference opener Entering the 1978 season , Coach Nan H a ugen m ay find it a little difficult to better the performance of h er 77 tennis team.

Haugen took fo ur players last year to Florida to compete in the w omen's JC N a tiona! C h ampionship. Three of those players loss in th.e final and one in the semi-final. After all scores w ere tabulated, the Comets came away ranked second nationally.

All four of those players have graduated. Most coaches would think about a rebuilding year, not Haugen. She's looking to top last years performances. There's o nly one way to do that, " To become first ranked," said Haugen.

The Comets, if weather permits, host Scottsdale- tomorrow and Southwestern , Tu es day . Both matches start at 2 p.m .

The reigning conference champs, for the last three years , squeezed by UCSD 5-4 on F ebruary 23.

Both team s cam e a way even after splitting s ix singl es m a tch es. The Comets got victories from their fi rst, third and s ixth players. R eese Weigandt, Jill Brady and Diana Scaccia each captured s in g les victories.

Weigandt and K a r en Farrington loss the first doubles game 4-6 , 3-6.

Brady a nd Laura M eh affey evened

things up with a 6-3, 3-6, 1-6 victory. '!'he contest cam e down to the finals doubles match. Scaccia a nd K ath y Corona defeated Rita M yers and Amy Goldenberg ofUCSD 6-3, 6-4to capture the win.

The Comets opened the Missio n Conference las t Tuesd ay skunking C haffey 9-0.

Brady and Mehaffey went through their singles matches without l_osing a game.

Palomar's m en's team r ebounded from an 0-3 non-conference start by romping past C haffey in the Mission Conference opener Tuesday, 81.

Th e Comets were at their best in the singles, losing o nl y on e of 13 m atc h es . Freshmen Steve Rhode and Rob Hogrefe, coach Jon C nossen 's top two players , w on with ease, 6-2 6-0, a nd 6-1 6-3, respectively . Oth er singles victories cam e fro m Bob Fromme (6-2 6-1), Doug Fensk e (6-4 6-4), J ac k Buxto'n (5-7 6-3 6-1) , a n d Lars H ellber g (6-0 6-4).

In the d oubl es , the teams of Rhode-Hogrefe (6 -3 7-6 ) a nd Fromme-Fenske (6-4 6-2) were victorio us .

The Com ets a r e scheduled to visit So uthwes tern Tuesd ay a nd h ost Citrus Thursday in n ext week's action.

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The Tubes come to town (continued from page 2) giant tube of toothp aste, or what's behind door number one, two or t hree.

The s h ow then drifts into th e seduction r o utin es, featuring Fee a nd Re as doctor a nd nurse operating on each other during Don 't Touch Me There, jlnd then as leather-attired , whip-wielding lovers (lovers?) during Mondo Bondage.

As Waybill then explains from his table at a seedy nightclub , life is a drag in Smoke, complete with eightfoot lo ng cigarettes. Following a brief crime spree of music from The Untouchables , Perry Mason and Dragne t, the band becomes a group of punk rockers known as Johnny Bugger a nd th e Dirt Boxes. During I Was A Punk Be fore You We re A Punk, Bugger is assaulted by a cok es pitting, insult-throwing s p ectator who a ppare ntl y did not p ay h eed to the lyri cs: I was a punk befo re yo u we re / You don 't believe m e, just step o utside and see m e./ I was a punk be fore yo u were! You want some action, I'll put yo ur ass in traction!

Bugger m ops the stage with th e h eckler , daring for more to take him on. Nobody accepts, so Bugger a nd

the Boxes go into a rousing rendition of t h e old Beatie standard , I Saw H er Standing The re; only John Lennon n ever accompanied the song with a chain saw , as Bugger did.

After an en tici n g five-minute drum solo by Prince, Way bill returns in his 18-inc h pl a tforms, blond wig and little else as the undescrib able Quay L ewd, who begins to sing Bo y Crazy, but cuts the song short to ask his musicians why they interrupted his back-stage affair with one of the dancers.

After Stand Up And Shout, the fans scream for more, and they get it from the group's anthem, Whit e Punks On Dope, a song tha t has been banned by the BBC in England. Even a stack of amplifiers marked KILL which topple on Quay can 't stop the show as the capacity crowd stands and joins the performers in a roof-sh a king White Punks ch a nt.

The musi c off the first album has been th eir best, and thus the group's firs t San Diego appearance in January, 1976 a t Encinitas' La . Paloma Theater had no show to riv a l it. U ntil February, 1978 that is.

When they come back, don 't miss th em. Your senses will never be the sam e.

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