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Palomar College. 1 140 West Mission Road, San Marcos CA 92069-1487
Volume 45, Number 12
FOUR REPRES_ENTATIVES GIVEN PROBATION
Student officers ¡~eprimanded for al~ohol possession APOLOGY: The Student Government officials disciplined by the college apologize on page 6. By Mark Wiberg - Staf!Writer Four student officers have been placed on probation after beer cans were found in the student government office. According to Campus Security Supervisor Boyd Mahan, campus custodians and Pinkerton night security officers found ASG PresidentErikJohnson, Senators Lowell Kepics, Tom Turk and Treasurer Anthony Montroy in the ASG office at night in mid-November. The nightshift supervisor, Roy Vick, said that another campus custodian called him down when he saw the ASG officers putting empty beer cans in the trash can outside of the office. "I saw them being rowdy," Vick said. "I asked them to leave, that the campus was closed." Vick said that inside the student government office, more cans were found.
Erik Johnson Student Government president
Tom Turk Student Government senator
Lowell Kepics Student Government senator
Anthony Montroy Student Government treasurer
"I found two beer cans in a paper bag," Vick said. He added that the four "did not give me any problem." Vick said he reported the incident to his supervisor, adding that to his knowledge, nothing like this has happened at Palomar before. ASG President}ohnson said that only empty beer cans brought from off campus were in the office. "We wouldneverdrinkoncam-
pus," Johnson said. "We know better than that." The student officers said they didn't know it was against school regulations to have alcohol on campus. ''I'm surprised they didn 'tknow the rules," Director of Student Activities Jim Bowen said. He said that the rules on drugs and alcohol are in thecollegecatalog and posted on the wall across from the ASG's
meeting room. In this case, the incident and disciplinary action were reviewed by Dr. David Chappie, vice-president of student services, according to Bowen. Bowen said that he usually handles situations like these but because Johnson and Senator Turk have made their dissatisfaction with his performance as their adviser known publicly, he is not involved.
During Wednesday's meeting, Johnson apologized to the student government. "It was a bad judgement call on my part" he said, "I should have known better." All those involved signed a letter of apology to the college. Their probation lasts two years. They added that any other violation by them would result in
(see REPRIMAND - page 12)
Parent advisers play Santa this year By Sean Jfitting Staff Writer
Season's Greetings Kitty Grage (left) and Linda Nomura, both membersofthe PatronsofPalomar CoUege, display a Christmas tree during the group's holiday bake sale on Dec. 3 and 4. Both Grage and Nomura are Palomar retirees. Grage was the former secretary to Public Information Officer Dr. Michael Norton. Michael Bagstad/Photography Editor
Teachers at the Palomar Child Development Center are making their wish list and checking it twice. The fmished list goes not to Santa, but to the Parent Advisory Council, which is made up of parents who have children enrolled at the center. The completed list will be turned in at the end of the year, and the Parent Advisory Council will purchase the items with the money that they have raised over the past year. A list of last year's items ranged from sand (for sand boxes) tocomputerprograms (forthe4-year-olds), to sheets and blankets to shelves and shopping carts. The parent group does a wide variety of things to help the Child Development Center. The council advises "on issues concerning the center, the staff, the children, and the facility itself," said Child Development Center Director Joyce Williams. They can participate in the classroom as volunteers and act as liaisons between the center and the community by soliciting goods and in-services for the center. Some examples of these in-services include a recent visit by the San Marcos Fire Department and McGruff the Crime Dog. "In the past they have given in-services to the parents by
(see LIST- page 4)
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MEETINGS
DEADLINES
GOVERNMENT
ADMISSIONS
Faculty Senate Meeting, Mondays, 2 p.m., SU-30 Inter-Club Council, Tuesdays, 12:30 p.m., SU-22 President's Advisory Council Meeting, Meets the first and third Tuesday of each month, 2 p.m., SU-18 Associated Student Government, Wednesdays, 1 p.m., SU22 Governing Board Meeting, meets second and fourth Tuesday of each month in room sse at 7 p.m. Foundation Board Meeting, Every other Thursday, 3:30 p.m., SU-22
Spring Graduates. March 1, 1992 is the deadline to apply for spring graduation. Transcript fee increase. Effective immediately any transcript including fall grades will be charged $3. The firsttwo transcripts requested will remain free. Spring registration. PAR appointments and class schedules will be mailed mid-November. PAR begins the end of November. Be sure Palomar has your correct mailing address. Deadline to add a class beginning with the Spring 1992 semester. Registration for and to add classes will only be accepted through Jan. 31. Dropping a class: Students may no longer drop a semesterlength class. An evaluative grade (A,B,C,D,F,I) must be given. If you do not receive your PAR material by Nov. 25 come to the Admissions office.
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All dubs meet weekly unless otherwise specified. African-American Student Alliance, Wednesday, noon, SU-18 Alpha Gamma Sigma, Monday, 10:30 a.m. and Thursday, 12:15 p.m., SU-22 American Indian Organization, meets first and third Monday of each month, SU-15 Asian/Pacific Student Union, Tuesday, 1:30p.m.,SU17 Biosphere Club, Monday, noon, Arboretum steps. Campus Advance, Wednesday, noon, Clocktower The Connection, Friday, noon,SU-18 Fashion Club, Friday, 1 p.m., SU-22 MEChA, Thursday, 2 p.m., SU-17 N.O.W., Wednesday, 2 p.m., SU-18. Psychology Club, Friday, 1 p.m., BE-6. Students for Christ, Tuesday, 11 a.m., SU-18 Undefeated Club, Thursday, 3 p.m., SU-18.
LECTURES ON CAMPUS
MS-DOS Workshop, taught by Vickie McCullough. Dec. 7, 9 i.m. to4 :30 p.m. at the Escondido Center. There is a fee of $49. WordPerfect 5.1 Seminar, Advanced Desktop Applications. Dec. 7, 9 a.m. to 3:30p.m. attheEscondidoCenter. There is a$55 fee.
To sign up for seminars, obtain a registration applicationfrom the Palomar Community Education Office in A-20 or call Ext. 2586.
Send News Calendar items to The Telescope, in care of Marina Melson,1140W. Mission Road, San Marcos, CA 92069.
From The Telescope, Dec. 17, 1968
OF YESTERDAY- Students from Palomar's dance program practicetoimprovetheir form for an upcoming performance.
Recycling of paper new for Palomar Liberty Recycling has placed containers on campus for used paper. Palomar uses thousands of tons ofpaper annually,andpaperrecycling would be beneficial to the school as well as the earth, according to ASG Vice-President Paul Raineri. Liberty will be paying for white and colored ledger, paper as well as computer paper. A recycling program can generate revenue for Palomar. Students are urged to collect used test papers and homework assignments and deposit it to either paper receptacles in classrooms or the ASG office or Comet Center.
Telescopes, computers to be auctioned There will be a telescope and computer auction to benefit the Palomar Planetarium. It will be held on Dec. 13 at 7 p.m. in the Planetarium "The Star of Bethlehem," a free show, will be presented to those attending the auction. Items on display at the Planetarium foyer include a Tasca 60 mm Refracting Telescope and a Commodore 128 Personal Computer. Items may also be viewed from 6:30 to 7 p.m. before the sale.
Toy drive for needy children M.E.Ch.A. (Mexican Chicano . Association) students at Palomar are holding a toy drive to benefit low-income children of the community. Unwrapped toys for kids ages 2-10 are greatly needed. Christmas-wrapped boxes are located at the Main Cam pus library, cafeteria, Student Services, and Counseling Center.
Earthquakes shake local residents Three small earthquakes shook San Bernardino, San Diego, Southem Orange County, and parts of Mexico Tuesday and early Wednesday, according to local newspaper reports. The epicenter of the Tuesday quake was 11 miles west of Julian, and the temblor was felt throughout the county. The quake measured 4.2 on the Richter scale. The Baja California quake was measured at 5.3 and no damage or injuries were reported.
Jimmy Spencer and Tawsea Contreras, both 5, play on equipment at the La Costa Child Development Center run by Palomar College.
Holiday food drive through December The lOth annual Holiday Food Drive sponsored by the San Diego Food Bank will continue until Dec. 22. Non-perishable foods such as canned meats and fruits, juices, soups, boxed cereals, pastas, crackers,cakemixes,and baby food are needed. Donations may be brought to locations including Vons, Pizza Hut, Lucky, Texaco, Ralphs, and San Diego county libraries, police stations, and fire departments. Surplus items stock emergency pantry shelves and soup kitchens of the county.
Donate used eyeglasses LIONS in Sight is a committee to help conserve eyesight. Eyeglasses are collected from donation boxes and are processed to make them beneficial to someone in need. The glasses are brought to thousands of people in other countries. Students are asked to bring their used eyeglasses to SU-10 near the cafeteria.
A Department Decorating contest will be sponsored by the ICC on Dec. 17 from 11 am. to 12:15 p.m. Judges will be from the ICC; applications may be picked up at Student Activities.
Buy a ticket for a personal parking space The ICC and Alpha Gamma Sigma will be holding a drawing for a personal, reserved parking space in Lot 12 (located at the northwest corner of campus.) Raised funds will go to ICC scholarships. Ticket donations are $1 apiece. The tickets will be on sale at the Student Union Dec. 2- 13 and Jan. 13-24. The drawing will· take place on Jan. 24.
Poetry contest for students
The National Library of Poetry will be awarding $12,000 in prizes to over 250 poets in the North American Open Poetry Contest The deadline to apply is Dec. 31, and the contest is open to anyone. There is no entry cost To enter, send one original • poem of any topic or style to the NationalLibraryofPoetry,l1419 Cronridge Dr. P.O. Box 704-PN, The ICC (Inter-Club Council) Owings Mills, MD. 21117. Poems will be presenting a "Winter should be no longer than 20 lines Fantasy" onDec.10from 12:30to and the poet's name and address 2 p.m. The event, to be held at the should appear on the top of the student lounge, is only open to ICC page. students who may identify Poets may enter regardless of if themselves with their club cards. their work has ever been published.
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Speech team continues winning ways Speakers 'feel proud' after winning 10 major awards at two tournaments By Jacqueline Store Contributing Writer The Palomar Speech Team captured the fourth place sweepstakes trophy at the Color Country Classic toumamentatSouthern Utah State University recently. The speakers won 10 major awards after two days of competition against 20 colleges and universities from Utah, Nevada, California, Arizona and Colorado. James Hazelwood, 33, led the team, winning first place trophies in both dramatic interpretation and poetry. Hazelwood also won runner-up for outstanding speaker. "I was delighted and surprised," he said. Team vice-president Athena Koester, 22, earned second place in informative speaking and sixth place in dramatic interpretation. "I was more confident in the final rounds," Koester said. "I did the best job I had ever done." Matt Luke, 21, and team secretary Corrina Edelstein,16, won third place in dramatic duo. Luke also won sixth place in oral interpretation of literature. Barbara Krans, 40, and team president William Moore, 25, took third and fourth place trophies respectively in the informative event. Krans said she felt comfortable competing against three Palomar College students in the informative fmal round.
'It's a sign that you come from a healthy team.' James Hazelwood, speech team member
"It gives me more credibility," Krans said. "I've got nothing to lose." Hazelwood said that competing against team members in the dramatic interpretation final round was a "funnv scenario." He
added, "It's a sign that you come from a healthy team." Chris Yeomans, 20, received the top speaker plaque in debate. Yeomans' debate partner, Laura Little, 19, placed sixth in debate The debate rounds were faster at Southern Utah thanatDixieCollegeoreven at San Diego State University, Yeomans said. Palomar won first place sweepstakes at the Sunshine Tournament at Dixie College in St. George, Utah on Oct. 26. Director of Forensics Ray Dahlin said the victory was important since almost half the Palomar competitors were beginning speakers in an open division tournament. "We did a good job at that tournament, feel proud," Dahlin told team members. Dahlin,MarcNewmanandBruceBishop coached the speech team for the tournament.
Michael Ba!!;§bd!Photography Editor
The speech department also hosted its annual speech tournament for area high schools on Nov. 22.
Members of Palomar College's award-winning speech team perform samples of their work in the speech room SC-4: Matt Luke (top), Corrina Edelstein (middle left), Athana Koester (center), Jennifer Wecker (middle right) and James Hazelwood (bottom). The speech department also hosted a high school tournament on Nov. 22.
Palomar to link up with state legislature Cheer team ·g ranted which will cost about $5,500, semester, a page of The Telescope By Hank Tritchka Staff Writer
The Palomar community may soon have at its fmgertips access to the latest information on all bills and issues being addressed by the California state government. Associated Student Government President Erik Johnson presented a plan to install the Info Net computer system to the President's Advisory Council The system,
would make available to the ASG office information on all legislation that is being discussed or voted on in Sacramento. "This idea has been pushed for about a month," said Johnson, who added he hopes to make students and faculty more aware of issues facing them by alerting to possible legislation, and by letting them know how state legislators vote. "I would like to see maybe next
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dedicated to listing this information so that students can become aware and react," he said. The council was supportive of the idea, and Student Services ViceChairman Dr. David Chappie said that this is just the sort of thing students need from the ASG. "I think that they (ASG) are responding to all of the criticism they have been receiving lately, (see LINK- page 12)
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travelling money By Mark Wiberg Staff Writer Money requests dominated Wednesday's Associated Student Government meeting. Both thePalomarCheertearn andorganizationMEChA were alloted monies to aid the organizations in upcoming events. The cheer team has come one step closer to reaching the National Cheerleading Championship in Dallas after the ASG reversed an earlier decision to deny the request and allocated $1,500 for plane tickets. The squad, ranked second in the country, needed the money to reserve plane tickets at the lowest possible rates, according to Erica Miller, a member of the team. On Nov. 27, the ASG turned down the team's request but at Dec. 4 meeting, the decision was reversed. The government voted six to four in favor of the team. "It's great," said Erik Johnson, ASG President and mem-
ber of the cheer team. "It's a really good feeling that the ASG supports us." Because the ASG constitution allows the president to only vote in case of a tie, Johnson did not vote on the cheerlead request. After the decision, MEChA followed, asking for $250 to help with their annual Christmas party on Dec. 14. They told the ASG that the original request had been for $500, but that recent difficulties with the cheer team request caused them to lower the amount. ASG Vice-President Paul Raineri said that clubs should not be afraid to come to the ASG because of difficulties in a separate monetary request. "I think it is sad," Raineri said, "that any club should get intimidated." Although there is some question to the number of senators present for the vote, the ASG did approve $400 for MEChA.
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Honor society member loses· state trus·t ee bid By Noel Brack Contributing Writer
Paul Steele!Assistant Photography Editor
Alpha Gamma Sigma member Chris Colten, seated, who recently ran for a state trustee position, staffs the club's table for an student parking opportunity drawing.
Hoping to fill the post of southern regional student trustee for the statewide honor society two years running, Palomar's Alpha Gamma Sigma chapter fielded candidate Chris Colten at the Nov. 2 AGS southern regional conference. Colten, however, lost his bid for the position to a Mesa College honor society member who had waged an active campaign for the position. Cynthia Williams, the new southern trustee, will represent AGS members from about 60 Southern California community colleges. As a student member of the board of trustees, she will help manage statewide AGS funds. Nine of the Palomar AGS chapter mem-
bers and two of their advisers attended the conference at Pasadena City College to support Colten for the position. Among them wasJoanneLaviolette who was the southern regional student trustee last year. Williams, Col ten and Barbara Wang from Pasadena City College told the audience of about 150 AGS members why they were qualified for the position. The 24 Southern California college AGS chapters present had one vote each after the candidates gave their speeches. Williams, who is in her mid-30s, said her personal family fmancing experience qualified her for the job, while Colten emphasized his personal investment experience in the stockmarket. Colten said he was disappointed because he felt he was the best qualified for the post.
(see ALPHA- page 12)
List (conti.nued from page 1) "In the past they have given in-services to the parents by providing information on child abuse. They also have provided information on pre-kindergarten preparation," said council Co-Chairman Linda Mistrot. The Parent Advisory Council also plans fundraisers, such as selling wrapping paper and having children's book fairs and other activities such as open houses, according to Williams. The next planned activity is the Children's Holiday Festival, Dec. 11 in the Student Union. "The Holiday Festival is to try and get the families, staff and children altogether to celebrate the holidays," according to Parent Advisory Council Co-Chairman Linda Schmucker. There will be food, entertainment and a performance by the children at the festival. "Santa Clause comes and he gets a chance to greet all the children and hand out books," Schmucker said. "Once you enroll a child in the center you automatically become a member" of the Parent Advisory Council, according to Williams. A parent's participation in the events and activities is strictly voluntary. "Most parents do come to our functions," said Schmucker, but conceded that attendance at the monthly meetings was sparse. The meetings are on the second Tuesday of each month at 3:30p.m. The meeting time prevents some working parents and students from attending, said Williams. "I feel that volunteering contributes to the center and shows my child that I am backing her up in what she is doing," Schmucker said. "If there ever was a problem we solve it before it becomes a problem" because of the relationship between the volunteers arid the center, Mistrot added. Both agreed that the Parent Advisory Council does take up a lot of time. They also agreed that the work load would be lessened by wider parent involvement. "There is a lot that we just can 'tgetdone. There are only so many hours in a day," said Schmucker. Williams noted that parent participation is higher here than at other schools she has worked at. "I don ' t think the Child Development Center could exist and provide the level of services that it does now without the Parent Advisory Council," she said.
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Dear Editor: I would like to thank all the people and organizations which made this year's Homecoming a great success. Alpha Gamma Sigma did an outstanding job both during Comet Week and on Homecoming. Thanks to all the clubs in ICC for participating along with the cheerleaders, the football team and the Associated Student Government. "Returning to 1946" was -an absolute success. The bleachers at the game were packed; unfortunately the only two senators who showed up in support of their school were Candye Caleb and Lainie Trigas, along with the President, Vice Persident, Secretary and myself. Even though this years ASG is unquestionably one of the best, some of us seem to be lacking school spirit. Many Senators agreed that one goal this year was to encourage student involvement; hypocrites. I personally got the day off from work and postponed a trip up to UCLA until later that evening, we all knew well in advance about Homecoming. I encourage the ASG to get some spirit and start going to the upcoming basketball games to support one of the best junior college teams. Anthony Montroy ASG Treasurer
X-mas boxes vandalized Dear Editor: As the president of Campus Friends of NOW, I'd like to thank all those staff and student body members who so generously contributed to our canned food drive for low income families. It seems like the holidays are a great time to think of others and dig deep into our hearts and pockets for those less fortunate than ourselves. However, I was very saddened to find several Christmas boxes that we had decorated for the food drive filled with rocks, clumps of dirt and assorted trash. I hope this is not some sort of ironic comment on how some of Palomar's students feel about people who are underprivileged. Please support the low income students at Palomar by bringing in your non-perishable food items, toiletries and small inexpensive toys. Low i_n come people generally have the same diet as anyone else and we can't eat rocks and clumps of dirt. Candye Caleb President Carrwus friends of NOW
Senator stunned Dear Editor: Regarding the letter sent to you last week by Richard Allen, I was stunned. This guy really knows his stuff, he's more informed than most of the student government and compared to 98 percent of the student population he is a god. His figures were somewhat off, but he is still very well informed. I'll throw some generic slop out now,"what if every student knew as much as Mr. Allen?" But I haven't seen or heard of Mr. Allen until now and I'd like for him to actually show his face at the meetings or the office. Why didn't you run for senator? And to all students, we need a watchdog because we lose touch with what the students want. The office is always open. SU-7 anytime. Massimo Bordi ASG Senator
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~ ~ ~h!ARQUE~ ASG members apologize Dear Editor: We, the undersigned would like to extend our deepest apologies to the Palomar College student body for violating the Student Conduct Code by being on campus with alcoholic beverages in our possession. We in no way deliberately intended to violate the rules and regulations of the college and we realize we should have exercised better judgement. Again we offer our sincerest regrets for our actions and our solemn assurances that no further incidents of this nature will occur in the future. Lowell Kepics ASG Senator Erik Johnson ASG President
Anthony Montroy ASG Treasurer Tom Turk ASG Senator
We need a stadium One of the most typical post-Homecoming emotions felt by students-at-large is the lack ofcommunity here at Palomar. San Marcos, trying to retain its small-town feel, needs a landmark. Palomar and San Marcos need an amphitheater/sports facility, a privately funded project administered jointly through the City of San Marcos and Palomar. While the Comets had their best season ever on a football field, it was on somebody else's field; San Marcos High School. Our campus - with its current facilities - cannot bring a special speaker or have a decent concert here. Just try and play a note in that oversized speaker known as the Dome. The next time anyone complains about Palomar being a commuter school, think about why it is a commuter school. Salvador Marquez Staff writer
ASG Senator takes exception to letter Dear Editor: After reading your letter from Richard Allen/Subscriber in regards to the ASG President "Out for Himself," I felt it necessary to respond. _As an ASG Senator, I take exception to letters and editorials that lump all of us into one group. I am an active senator but I voted against a stereo for the ASG office, I didn't work on the campaign to oust Jim Bowen and I feel that I represent the interests of many women here at Palomar College. Furthermore, the trip that Mr. Allen cites regarding our "one day trip to Irvine" was actually a three-day student leadership workshop from which I personally benefited immensely.
Eddie Luna Social Work
Stefanie Higgins Nutrition
"Honestly, I haven't started, so no. I'll spend the same amount as last year.''
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Ken Moffitt ¡ Illustration Fire Science "Yes, my hours at work have been cut back and I had to get another job.''
I think letter writing is a wonderful way to express yourself and your controversial opinions, however I would urge Mr. Allen to become a student here at Palomar and perhaps run for ASG office himself. When he says we are his "elected officials," I question whether he even voted in the election. I respect Mr. Allen's right to his opinion, however I am one senator who is available and interested in what the student body wants and needs. I know there are many other senators here who give freely of their time, because they truly care about Palomar College and the students. Candye Caleb ASG Senator
Bobby O'Neill Biochemistry
Mark Evans Radio and Television
"No, it hasn't affected me. I use credit cards at this time but it will affect me later.''
"I don't have as much money this year as I have a seasonal job. People ar~n't spending so commissions are low."
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tions and answering questions, Gardner says the job does have its hazards. "The other day I was 8 a.m. Foot Patrol handing a guy a temporary parking Campus Patrol Headquarters is sticker when I was stung by a bee," bustling with activity as Patrol Ofshe says. "I started screaming and ficer Jessica Gardner checks in for the guy thought I was screaming at him." the day shift. Bouncing around the small office, she fills out her log According to Gardner traffic book, gets information from her control is important, especially at co-workers and checks her twothe begirming of each semester. way radio. The entrance to the college Grabbing her ticket book and gets backed-up half-way down strapping on her radio, Gardner Mission Road because students heads out the door at a brisk pace. think they can park in the visitors She first goes to the staff lot at lot. "It's our job to tell the students the front of the college. "Staff they can't park there," she adds. members get upset if students park She gives directions to yet an- . in their lot so I like to check there other visitor, looks at her watch, first," she explains. Weaving in and prepares to leave for desk and out of the cars, Gardner fmds a watch. vehicle that doesn't belong. Plop lla.m. Desk Watch Walking quickly back to head. quarters, she explains that desk watch involves answering the phone, writing passes and reports, and handling disputed tickets. "Some people get nasty when they get a ticket, but I don't react to it. They aren't mad at me, just the ticket," she says. 12 noon Truck Patrol The last few hours of Gardner's Curtis Bulmer/Staff Photographer shift are spent on truck patrol duty. This motorcycle is parked in the correct spot, but no permit is According to Gardner this is the displayed. Campus Patrol Officer Jessica Gardner, issues a ticket. most important part of her job. "This is where we do the most tickets. It's being visible and help- lot 14, Gardner suddenly smiles. public assistance. People will flag ing people when they need us," she "This lot is where students try to us down," she explains. says. Gardner also said that she park without a permit. They think Lock-outs, flat tires, dead bat- usually will sit at night in lot 12 to we don't patrol this lot, but we do," Gardner helps a confused driver find his way around campus during teries and auto thefts are what assure women that Campus Patrol she says. Another calls comes over the radio, another lock-out, her shift at the point The point is the booth at the main entrance. Gardner primarily deals with. cares about their safety. "Most of our job is not writing Driving the gray-blue truck into and the car's battery is dead. This goes a ticket on the windshield. time it's lot 12. Smiling, she goes on to tell how On the way over, Gardner disCampus Patrol is very careful to covers that the lock-out is a car with power everything, including check the vehicles for permits bethe locks. She sighs, "Electric cause a lot of people forget to Jessica Gardner, locks are almost impossible to display them. "I usually can spot them either in an ashtray or tucked Campus Patrol Officer open with a slim-jim." She calls headquarters for assist.apce and in the seat," she says. Suddenly a while waiting for Officer Evans call comes through her radio. and Boyd Mahan, director of camAfter responding in code, pus patrol, to arrive, she assists the Gardner explains that there is a student with the dead battery. lock-out in lot 5, and she immedi"Leave you' re lights on?" she ately heads toward the lot. Apasks. "Yeah," replies the student. proaching the vehicle, Gardner "That's always a problem, especalls headquarters to send up Officially when it rains," she adds. cer Mark Evans with the slim-jim. "We'll get five or six calls all at "Slim-jims didn't work last once and we just have to handle time," says Michelle Sanders who them one at a time," she explains. locked her keys in her car. Now back at the locked car Gardner and Sanders start laughGardner talks to the owner, Jessie a ing when Sanders says,'Tve done Rosenburg, who is upset. Gardner it so many times, I've mastered reassures her that this happens all breaking into my own car." the time on campus. "We're not When Evans arrives Gardner going to get this, call a locksmith," prepares to leave, but not before says Mahan. writing a note to the student's Just as Gardner leaves with teacher. Sanders missed a psyRosenburg, Evans finally gets the chology quiz. "If you have a probdoor open, using an ordinary coat lem, just let me know, I'll do what hanger. Gardner returns with the I can," she says reassuringly. student who is now smiling, "It makes me happy to see re"They're great. They have just sults, that I've helped somebody," Gardner hooks up the jumper cables to a car's dead battery. The owner, a student at Palomar, saved me $60." says Gardner. She feels that most out Campus Patrol when she realized that she locked her keys in her car and left the lights on.
By Amelia Bowles Editor-in-Chief
students think that Campus Patrol is out to get them, and explained that isn't the case, "We're a public service, we're here to help people, not just write tickets. That's what I like about this job." Gardner, who has been with Campus Patrol since March, already has an A.A. degree in criminal justice and is working toward another in para-legal skills. As she heads back towards the front of the campus she explains that anyone can join Campus Patrol but should be majoring in some area of criminal justice. 10 a.m. Working the Point One of Gardner's favorite jobs is working traffic control, or as she calls it, "working the point." In between handing out temporary parking stickers, giving direc-
'Most of our job is not writing tickets. It's being visible and helping people when they need us.'
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MUSIC ON CAMPUS Palomar College Performing Arts Department Fall 1991 Concert Hour: Concerts are every Thursday from 12:30 p.m. to 1:30 p.m. in the Performance Lab (D-10). Admission is free; community members, staff and students are welcome. Call 744-1150 Ext. 2317 or 2316 for further information. Dec. 12- Student Recitals Dec. 19- Holiday Concert Holiday Extravaganza: The third concert in the music season will be on Dec. 6, 7 and 8. The Palomar Community Orchestra will be heard in Bach's Brandenburg Concerto #1. The concert will also include the North Pole Follies, a dance production choreographed by Tom Hansen and featuring the Palomar Dance Ensemble. For tickets and information contact the Palomar box office at 7440136.
PERFORMING ARTS OFF CAMPUS Little Shop of Horrors: A musical directed and
Friday, December 6, 1991
choreographed by Ray Limon is now running at the Moonlight Ampitheatre in Vista. The play will run until Dec. 8. For ticket information call 724-2110.
ART ON CAMPUS Palomar College Boehm Gallery: XXI Annual Art Faculty Exhibition opens today in the Boehm Gallery and will be shown until Dec. 13. A reception honoring the artists will be held Thurs., Nov 21 at the gallery from6p.m. to8 p.m. The reception is open to all and admission is free. For further gallery hours and further information contact the gallery at 744-1150 Ext. 2304 or 7277529.
MOVIES ON CAMPUS Thursday Night Fall Movie Series: The ftlms are shown at Palomar College on Thursdays at 7 p.m. in room P-32. Admission is free. Dec. 12- Citizen Kane (U.S.A., 1941)- Each year we offer this great classic by Orson Welles as a reminder of how one work can sum up all of the basic lessons cinema has to offer.
Teachers practice what they teach By Salvador Marquez Staff Writer "Those who can't do teach." Obviously whoever quipped that line hasn't been at the Boehm Gallery. Currently on display, the "Faculty Art Exhibition 1991" is showing art from 43 members of Palomar's Art department faculty. The exhibit will run until next Friday. Several pieces are featured; from paints, acrylic and illustration to works in metal and glass. Among the faculty, however, there is a group that is gaining recognition outside of Palomar. "There are a couple of members of the faculty that are very strong in the art field," said Max Cregar, who has his glass work "Ritual" exhibited in the Boehm Gallery. Among these are G.D. "Doug" Durrant, Christina Oatman and Michael Steirnagle -commercial artists who have successful careers outside the classroom. Cregar, who also been featured internationally, credits the notoriety of Palomar's staff as a magnet to its Art department "People in the industry and people from other schools who are looking for good students come through here a lot," said Cregar. "We turn out several top students that move on, such as myself." Cregar studied at Palomar and attained an Associate of Arts de-
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A visitor to the Boehm Gallery listens to the tape and leaves a note in the book which accompanies ''Cricle Bridge" by Laura Crouch.
'I try not to relate to any society or
culture or era in time.' Max Cregar Arts professor on his glass sculture 'Ritual' gree from Palomar in 1978. He went on to the California College of Arts and Crafts in Oakland, a private arts school. "Kind of like a home town boy makes good." His main area of study was glasswork, which he admits has its advantages and disadvantages. On the downside, working with glass is a more technical than artful -an artist needs to know how and when to release the stress in what amounts to be "melted sand." Glass, according to Cregar, has a mystic look to it. Glass is naturally beautiful, says Cregar, and (if there are no cracks) can last forever. "I try not to relate to any society or culture or era in time," said Cregar. "The reason why that is important is because that relationship with the viewer is unique and that makes it a more personal relationship." According to Durrant, a Western genre illustrator, it is this professional perspective that is one of the reasons why Palomar is attracting so many here. "Palomar College has a real professional outlook which makes it well-known out in the real world," said I)urrant, who has taught here for 20 years. ''This program is a tremendous resource to North
County students. Durrant draws from his own cultural background for his illustrations "I've always painted about who I am, my cultural roots," said Durrant. "IgrewupinNavahoand Hispanic surroundings." There are over 1,600 art majors at Palomar, the largest group at Palomar says Durrant Coupled with this large number is diversity. Josefma Filotas, a neural-dental surgeon from Mexico City, has studied here at Palomar for two semesters. She always wanted to be an artist, Filotas came to Palomar by the advice of others. "I originally went to Miramar College," said Filotas. "But others were transferring to Palomar and fmally someone recommended me to go there." Some students have come from as far as South Africa. With intentions to transfer to Cornish College of the Arts in Washington, Grant Markgraaff, 21, fled with his family from South Africa to avoid the political strife. "We have a lot of different cultures in the art department," said Durrant. "I think we are unique as a department."
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Comets will journey to Merced to finish season on top Team skips Hall of Fame Bowl, Comets now shooting for state championship
important factors of the Comet's game plan; Coach Tom Craft, quaterback Andy Loveland., and defensive linemen Tamasi Amituanai ..
Elks Bowl attracts # 1 versus #2 for Saturday•s showdown
Comets are ready for battle against the Gladiators · The gaine will be decided by the success of either the passing gaine of Paloinar, or the strong running of Chabot By Patrick Gifford Sports Editor Sixty minutes! That is how much time is left before the Palomar College football team can take pride in "fmishing a job" that they started long ago. For each member of the Comets' football team, the measure of a years worth of sacrifice, dedication, and hard work will be determined in that 60 minutes. Palomar is looking to achieve their goal of the state title, but they have to first get by the confrentation that awaits them in the top-ranked team in California. The Chabot College Gladiators. The excitement is growing as the meeting between the two powers nears. It should be a great game, with the winner knowing they can call themselves number one. Good Luck Comets!
Pa omar c ·o ege ~ ·oot tJa resu ts: DATE
Comets Score
Opponents Score
9/14/91 9/21/91 9/28/91 10/5/91 10/12/91 10/19/91 10/26/91 11/2/91 11/9/91 11/23/91 12/7/91
Comets 12 Cerritos 23 Comets 49 C.O.D. 13 Comets 43 R.C.C. 14 38 Comets 44 Mt. Sac Comets 26 P.C.C. 21 Comets 28 Golden West 21 Comets 35 Southwestern 13 S.D. City · 20 Comets 62 - Comets 41 ~ S.D. Mesa 15 Comets 49 Grossmont 6 Comets -vs- Chabot for state championship '
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CoiDets Shoot Down Griffins for ninth straight victory Win clinches another division title By Sean Dean Sports Writer
Duringthelastweekoftheregular season for junior college football, a punishing red tide hit Grossmont College. The tide was in the form of the (9-1) Palomar College football team who crushed the Griffins 49-6. In the process the Comets, ranked number two in the state and fourth in the nation, finished out the season undefeated in divisional play. Palomar, under head coach Tom Craft, claimed its third straight Mission Conference Southern Division Championship. Craft was also named coach- ofthe- year in the conference. The win also gave Palomar its first shot at a state championship. The Comets will take on the number one team in the state, Chabot College (9-1), in the Elks Bowl on Saturday at Merced. "We feel real good about this," said strong safety Dan Andrews. "It is a lifetime dream and it is something a lot of people can't say they have been a part of." Palomar dominated the game in all aspects. The offense was flawless, the defense was unbreakable and special teams play was stylish,
but the most important aspect they controlled was attitude. Palomar may have blasted the Griffins into the next area code but they did it with class. Grossmont on the other hand, tried to satisfy their frustrations on the field by going for cheap shots and late hits. "They were all talk, no action," said offensive guard Erik Johnson. "They were giving us cheap shots all over the place." The offense for the Comets used the run and shoot to its fullest extent against Grossmont. Quarterback Andy Loveland had a field day against the Griffms, completing 32 of 51 passing attempts for 406 yards and six touchdowns before leaving the game in the third quarter with Palomar up 47-0. Loveland finished the season with a total of 3,227 yards passing while tossing29 touchdown passes. Loveland wasalsof!'Ulledfrrstteam all Mission Conference quarterback. as well as the co-offensive player of the year in the conference. Loveland's favorite targets on the day were wide receivers Jerry Garrett, the other co-offensive player of the year, and Myron Wise. Both of the receiver's hands seemed like magnets drawing in every pass that was thrown their
Making the most of his chance to run
Big number 56, Tamasi Amituanai looks for some running room to display his fancy moves, and a dance after his interception.
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Comets defensive lineman Bill Aviu (95), comes up with the big plays by blocking Grossmont's second straight extra point attempt. The first was negated by a penalty, the second block counted. way. "We came out and did what we had to do," said Garrett. Garrett picked up 145 yards and two touchdowns on 12 receptions. Garrett finished the season as the team's leading receiver with 82 receptions and 1,303 yardsreceiving while catching 15 touchdown passes. Wise, who was named along with Garrett to the first team offense of the Mission Conference, was no slouch either picking up 159 yards on 10 receptions. Wise also had twq touchdown catches, the first coming in the opening minutesofthesecondquarterwhen he ran 62 yards for the score. Due to an injury to the team's leading rusher, Junior Tupolo, the running game for Palomar was once again a backfield by committee. Led by running backs Tyrone Cormier and Marcus Coffer. As for the defense, the Griffms offense must of thought they were going up against the Philadelphia Eagles. The Comets defense shutdown Grossmont to the point of
frustration, in which the Griffms were held scoreless until the closing minutes of the game. "We carne up with the big plays and withstood the challenge," said free safety Ken Johnson. ''We've worked hard and now we have a shot at number one. "The highlight of the game for the defense was achieved by 320 pound lineman Tamasi Amituanai, who was named Mission Conference defensive player of the year for the second time. Amituanai stuck out one of his big paws and tipped a pass from Grossmont quarterback Paul Geering, then pulled the ball in for an interception. Special teams for the Comets came up with a couple of big plays of their own. Defensive lineman Bill Aviu blocked not one but two extra point attempts by the Griffms. The first was nullified because of an offsides call, the second block was returned 94 yards for a safety by Leon Jackson. Palomar cornerback Bernie Muller who was named to the frrst
team defense of the Mission Conference had this to say, "We have really come together as a team and we played a great game."
GAME SUMMARY Palomar
12 21 14 2 - 49
Grossmont 0
0 0 6 - 6
P-McCallum, 3 pass from Loveland (kick failed) P-Garrett, 3 pass from Loveland (pass failed) P- Wise, 62 pass from Loveland (Napier kick) P-Garrett, 16 pass from Loveland (Napier) P-Cormier, 1 run (Napier Kick) P-Walker, 23 pass from Loveland (Napier Kick) P-Wise, 16 pass from Loveland (Napier kick) G- Brown, 37 pass from Cotner (kick failed) P- Jackson, 94 safety return on blocked extra point
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Palomar sweeps top indivdual honors; and also dominates AllConference Team selections The Mission Conferences Southern Division All- Conference Team is dressed all in red as 20 Comets earned first, or second team honors
Awards
First Team
Coach of the Year:
Tom Craft, Palomar Co-Offensive Player of the Year:
Jerry Garrett, Palomar . Andy Loveland, Palomar
Jerry Garrett Wide Reciever Myron Wise . Wide Reciever Choo Choo Walker · Wide Reciever Terry Sherman Tackle Andy Loveland Quarterback David Napier Kicker Tamasi Amituanai Defensive Line Mino Faletoi Defensive Line AI Aliipule Linebacker AndyBuh Linebacker Bernie Muller Defensive Back Otis McGee Defensive Back
Second Team Defensive Player of the Year:
Tamasi Amituanai, Palomar
Chris O'neal Trent Miley Dan Lynds Junior Tupolo Peau Atoe
Guard Tackle Center Running Back Defensive Line Defensive Line Defensive Back Defensive Back
Don Aliipule ~enny
Johnson Dan Andrews
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