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More school employees will be facing the effects of the state budget cuts as administration plans to cut many of the academic assistants at Palomar College. A proposal made by school President Sherrill Amador and the vice president of instruction, Diane Lutz, suggested that the governing board cut 19 of 34 total positions. Academic department assistants aid instructors and the chair of their respective departments. They also assist students with problems or ques-
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lnfonnation Services employee ErnieCarson confronts Palomar President Sherill Amador at theGoverning BoardmeetitgMarch 25.Anumberoffacultymembers spokeoutat themeetitgin supportofdepartment assistants. Amador proposed to cutnealiyhalfofthepositions.
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Drinan was referring to a proposal to eliminate 14 academic department assistants as part of budget planning for the 20032004 school year. The initial proposals coming from the budget process so upset faculty and staff members that they packed the board room to the point where it was overflowing. Several faculty members held hand-written signs spelling out "no layoffs" along the side of the meeting room. During the public comment session, several faculty members spoke out in support of the ADAs.
Linda Locklear, chairwoman of the American Indian Studies Department, likened the ADAs to catchers on a baseball team, the people who see the entire field and know everything going on. Joe Stanford, a performing arts professor at Palomar for 36 years, voiced the concern of several speakers. "I don't know what we would do without our ADAs." Other speakers spoke of frustration with the lack of faculty participation in the budget process. "There really is not a
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Palomar's sixth annual Career Day offered about 300 students the opportunity to hear from industry experts and get advice about potential careers. Held March 19 from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m., in the GJ Building, speakers at the event included people talking about job opportunities in action sports, multimedia, and video production. The small classr6oms were crowded with curious students and the speakers answered as many questions as they could. The presentations covered topics
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Students gathered to eat free food and listen to music at the Associated Student Government's annual Springfest March 18 through March 20. It was held at the intersection near Health Services on the San Marcos campus. Student Lita Sweeting sung "America the Beautiful" a cappella March 20.
Sweeting said she sang the song to remind students to love their country. She urged students to support the military during wartime. "If you stand behind your country, you stand behind yourself," she said. "If we don't support our troops, they will die. It's the energy of support and love that keeps them alive," she said. Student Matt Theophil said Sweeting's voice was moving and • SEE FESTIVAL, PACE 2
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