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Number of results:
11,901
Average score: highest score: lowest score: # of Negative scores:
# of people
101 557
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March 19, 2014
results are in.
e've finally tallied the results of The Gateway's latest annual Purity Test, and boy, have you been bad. Last month, we asked the public to take the test to see just how pure they've been
DATA COMPILED BY Jordan ching LAYOUT BY anthony goertz & jessica hong
who contracted blue waffle
gateway
when it comes to sex, alcohol, drugs, vices, gluttony and more. It’s the one time of the year where the higher your score is, the badder/better you are. 11,901 people chose to give us a peek at their answers, and the results have made us so proud.
120.8479
669 -156 1385
5%
of people polled said they had taken adderall to “study”
WHO HAVE A BABY
84
CLAIMED TO HAVE NAMED THAT BABY NORTH WEST
12%
said they imagined what it would be like to have sex with Don Iveson during the last municipal election
17%
admitted to plagiarizing an essay
61%
admitted they had committed a crime
143
said they’ve had sex before
people claim they’ve had sex on The Gateway’s old sex couch
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Category BREAKDOWn
6,312 (53%)
How people were divided into the four categories of bad-ass-ery
Score: 0-125 points
“Vanilla Ice”
170 (2%)
OINTS P + 5 37
“Ol’ Dirty Bastard”
980 (8%)
42 15 + 14 29
NTS I O 5P 7 3 251
“Fresh Prince”
126-250 POINTS
4,439 (37%) “The Dude”
29% said 1-3 shots
how many shots have you done in a row?
42% said 4-6 shots
14% said 7-9 shots
15% said 10+ shots
how many times in a row have you eaten at mcdonald’s?
4 3 + 77 16
WE ASKED:
How many times have you masturbated in one day?
WE ASKED:
7 10 32 + 51
WE ASKED:
51% said 1-3 times
7% said 10+ times 32% said 4-6 times
77% said 1-3 times
10% said 7-9 times
16% said 4-6 times
4% said 10+ times
24% said 4-6
38% said 1-3 cigarettes
32 38 + 24 6
24% said 10+ cigarettes
6% said 7-9 cigarettes
32% said 4-6 cigarettes
how many purity tests have you done? 67% said 1-3
WE ASKED:
how many cigarettes have you chain smoked in a row?
WE ASKED:
+679 24
3% said 7-9 times
9% said 7 or more