The Purity Test results are in!

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Number of results:

11,901

Average score: highest score: lowest score: # of Negative scores:

# of people

101 557

www.gtwy.ca

March 19, 2014

results are in.

e've finally tallied the results of The Gateway's latest annual Purity Test, and boy, have you been bad. Last month, we asked the public to take the test to see just how pure they've been

DATA COMPILED BY Jordan ching LAYOUT BY anthony goertz & jessica hong

who contracted blue waffle

gateway

when it comes to sex, alcohol, drugs, vices, gluttony and more. It’s the one time of the year where the higher your score is, the badder/better you are. 11,901 people chose to give us a peek at their answers, and the results have made us so proud.

120.8479

669 -156 1385

5%

of people polled said they had taken adderall to “study”

WHO HAVE A BABY

84

CLAIMED TO HAVE NAMED THAT BABY NORTH WEST

12%

said they imagined what it would be like to have sex with Don Iveson during the last municipal election

17%

admitted to plagiarizing an essay

61%

admitted they had committed a crime

143

said they’ve had sex before

people claim they’ve had sex on The Gateway’s old sex couch


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