The Gateway: Volume 105, Issue 9

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News

Five years later, victim seeks justice in unsolved case 3

Arts & Culture

Sports

Haunted house prepares to scare 18

Pandas and Bears set to take on Pronghorns this weekend 19

gateway October 1st, 2014

Issue No. 9

Volume 105

THE

TH E O F F IC IA L STUDE NT NE WS PA P E R AT TH E UNIVE R SI T Y OF A LBERTA

Me trying to do my English 350 Book Biography: I have no fucking idea how to do this research

Tonight... All dreams come true... Oh, wait, that was yesterday!

Love the misc appearances of food trucks on campus!

There is only one kind of dance: the Robot. And the Robo Boogie. Oh, yes. Two kinds of dances.

Why do people who always tell you they are happy seem bitter and angry instead?

Indira is leaving. Her apathy and total lack of any backbone will be greatly missed.

People who talk on their cell phones in public washrooms are assholes.

salty fingers crisply snapping the drunk boyfriend on my window

I love weather and coffee

ECHA has so many beautiful women! Walking through the building always makes my day! Sincerely, observant engineer!

What I don't understand is why this guy has stood me up TWICE when he suggested we go for a drink in the first place? If he doesn't actually want to, that's fine. I just wish he would tell me.

Three Lines Free

OMG LIKE LET’S GO GET PSLs FROM STARBYS!!! OMG LET’S GO TO RATT AFTER OUR MIDTERM TOGETHER! OMG LET’S GO SHOPPING ON WHYTE!! #BASICBITCHES

Paola hates fall. Because it's too damn cold. Tia says: but you're from Mexico.

Got something to say?

Dear diary. Today I’ve lost you somewhere on campus. Thats why I’m writing to 3lf.

eating at Subway helped me reduce my bone density

@threelinesfree

Yuppies are just hipsters with money

More women needed in Tuesday Beginner Salsa class (5–6 p.m.)!

Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all... nothing at all... nothing at all!

Instead of reading so many books about the SS, have some SEX.

Me, Ratt, a Kamikaze burger & a cheap beer. Life is good.

I knew a man who taught English Lit and liked to eat shaving cream.

It all returns to nothing, it all comes tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling down,

Buttery nipple: 1 part butterscotch schnapps 1 part Irish cream, shake with ice

I do not understand the Term Legally Drunk. If it’s legal what’s the problem?

Has anybody actually read the Riot Act? I can't find this in the Law library anywhere.

UAlberta Style on Campus is pretty much fashion streeters on Facebook

ROCKME SEXY JESUS

Come here, my dear. Have no fear, Shrek is near.

my favourite type of chips is chip flavoured


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