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Plans for €14 Million Investment in UCD Sports Facilities and New Running Track Scrapped Jack Power | Editor New €2.6M running track, a €4M refurbishment of the Sports Centre, and a €8M new multi-purpose training facility all abandoned.

Sports Minister Leo Varadkar rejected UCD request for €864,500 to help fund new running track, despite ‘aggressive lobbying’ in 2013.

The college has abandoned plans for a €14 million development of sporting facilities on campus. The plans included a new 400 meter running track, a refurbishment of the existing Sports Centre, and a new multi-purpose facility extension onto the current Sport Centre.

The aspirational plans were to be a second phase of investment following the construction of the €50 million new Student Centre, gym, and 50-meter swimming pool in 2013, which were funded by the ‘Student Centre levy’ UCD students have paid since 2007.

A college internal report ‘UCD Sport Precinct: Creating a National Resource’ compiled in 2011 revealed

plans to seek ‘modest state investment’ towards a phase of sports capital projects. The report had outlined that UCD could seek €10 million from the Department of Transport, Tourism & Sport to go towards a new multi-purpose training facility and the redevelopment of the existing Sports Centre. However, the aspirational plans were never acted upon by UCD management.

Ambitions to build a new running track on the Belfield campus however were given the go ahead, and a private project report and an internal feasibility study were conducted. UCD closed the running track by the Stillorgan end of campus in November 2011. In May 2012

APNA consultants completed a project report on a proposed new athletics track by the Clonskeagh end of campus. The proposed 400-meter synthetic track it was estimated would cost €2.6 million. In mid 2012 the university applied for a €864,500 grant of funding towards the track from the Department of Tourism and Sport, but was rejected.

Then Minister for Sport Leo Varadkar revealed he was ‘at the receiving end of some aggressive lobbying’ from UCD over their application for funding, according to emails he sent to his staff obtained by the Tribune under the FOI act. Continues on pg 3.

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Editorial: Threats to Tribune’s Independence Should Concern Students and Staff Over the last semester the current college administration has been attempting to bring the College Tribune under the governance structures of the university. The university management would like to see the Tribune answerable to a college committee that governs student activities. A vision that is not shared by the editor of this paper.

This move has been resolutely rejected by the Tribune as an attempted encroachment on the paper’s independence. Interestingly last semester I received an email from Prof John J Kelly, professor emeritus and former Registrar of UCD. Prof Kelly was the deputy President of the college back in 1986 and oversaw the setting up of the Tribune on campus. Kelly wrote to say ‘having the occasion to visit Belfield, I took the liberty of reading the latest edition of the Tribune, which I enjoyed, and agreed fully with your editorial commentary’. Prof John Kelly outlined that as Registrar in 1989 he ‘arranged finance from Vincent Browne, then editor of the Sunday Tribune for the launch of the College Tribune, with the clear understanding that it was to be an independent voice of the students, which I am pleased to note that it still very much is so. Keep it up’.

Vincent Browne, writing in a special Tribune publication celebrating 21 volumes of the paper a number of years ago, also poignantly recalled that UCD President Art Cosgrove was present at the first editorial meeting of the paper. Browne described how himself and Art Cosgrove discussed what the point of the College Tribune would be. ‘Art and I were of the view that holding institutions of power to account is one of the central purposes of journalism generally, and applying this to the power centres at UCD might be one of the purposes of the Tribune’. The value that the former UCD President and Registrar placed on critical thought as a constructive concept and how they recognised the benefits of an independent student press to the college community stands to the character and ethos of UCD back then.

The paper has survived for thirty volumes based on those premises, and remained entirely independent of UCD’s governance structure. This separation has allowed us to provide critical, uncompromising and investigative reporting of those who hold

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power in UCD. Therefore, attempts from the college to bring us into the university governance structure can be viewed as nothing less than an effort to curtail that independent and adversarial reporting, and as such worry both staff and students in UCD. The Tribune has in recent years trenchantly opposed the shift in UCD towards the corporate business-like model we see today. The concentration of power in the Tierney building has precipitated a systemic cutting of academic supports and teaching resources, and in their stead prioritised research and the increased monetisation of services.

We have long held the editorial opinion as a publication that these changes have been to the detriment of students, the faculties of the Arts & Humanities, and the true idea of a university; to encourage the pursuit and spread of knowledge.

It must be accepted that this institutional change has been accelerated by the alarming underfunding of higher education by the Irish state. But the funding pressure colleges are under should be no excuse for abandoning the values of teaching, or the ethos of critical debate.

This recent effort to coerce the Tribune to bend under the university’s authority speaks volumes to the current priorities and character of this administration, as one that seeks to stifle criticism and is more preoccupied with its carefully crafted PR image than the concerns of students or staff. But at the same time this highlights more than ever the need for an adversarial, investigative and independent campus paper that can challenge this increasing concentration of power in UCD, and question how that power is exercised. To hold UCD to account to be the best version of itself, and to the values of what a university should be.

As such the Tribune has resolved to oppose any threats to our independence. We’ll be resolute in maintaining the culture of critical opposition that we were set up to provide in UCD. If an unfettered and independent student press is not valued by this current university administration, we would hope it is valued by the students and staff.

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The university applied under the Department’s Sports Capital grant programme, which provides funding to sports clubs for projects. However, UCD’s application scored ‘poorly’ according to results from the grant office. Department officials noted that there is already an existing running track in Irishtown, near Sandymount and another track in Morton, Swords.

The grant office outlined that UCD had up to €100 million in funding available at the time, but had only proposed to put €1.7 million towards the track. The officials concluded that the project was ‘well within the scope for [UCD] to complete without’ the government funding.

The university’s 2012 internal feasibility report warned the continued absence of an athletics track ‘would have negative effects on student recruitment and retention, by limiting the range of sports in which students could participate in’. The report also stated ‘it would reduce UCD’s attractiveness to elite athletes to a substantial extent’.

The old athletics track was built in 1972, and its surface was re-laid in 1991. Reports obtained under the Freedom of Information Act reveal the track ‘has reached the end of its useful life’ and ‘was no longer safe for athletes to use’.

The university’s application for funding highlighted that the absence of elite athletics facilities is ‘a significant gap currently’ on campus.

UCD claimed that 'it is likely the new track will be provided at some future time; however, given the pressure on university funding at present, it is not possible to predict when this may occur'.

The Department of Transport, Tourism and Sport were also critical of UCD’s claims that a running track was a priority. Department documents state that despite the college rating the project as 'high priority', they 'dug up the previous track without a replacement first being put in place, which would suggest the college did not prioritise [having] a track'.

The government refused to grant UCD the €864,500 towards the planned new track in early 2013. Previously the college received €1.3 million to redevelop the Belfield Bowl football stadium in 2006, and €700,000 from the Department for a new hockey stadium in 2003.

Speaking to the Tribune the director of UCD Estates Aidan Grannell said the university has been preparing a 'strategy for future sports developments' since early 2016. The group will be looking to engage with students and sports clubs on potential future 'sports infrastructure' developments, including 'athletics running track facilities' Grannell claimed.

Dominic O’Keefe as director of Student Services is responsible for sporting facilities.

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Other plans for a new €8 million multi-purpose training facility, and a €4 million refurbishment of the Sport Centre were also shelved

by UCD. The new indoor training building it was imagined would be built as an extension to the current Sports Centre; out into the space by the 142 bus stop. The facility would include 120-meter sprint lanes, long and triple jump pits, and high jump and pole vaulting pits. The project is referenced in the current administration’s ambitious 'campus capital development plan' for 2016 to 2026, but it is not believed to be a priority for the university management.

The Tribune can reveal UCD launched a significant and ‘aggressive’ lobbying campaign aimed at securing government funding for the proposed athletics track in 2012. The college requested letters of support from organisations such as Special Olympics, Paralympics, Athletics Ireland, Dundrum Athletics club, as well as former local Fine Gael TDs Peter Mathews and Olivia Mitchell. These lobbying letters of support were released under the FOI act to the Tribune. Emails released to the Tribune, show then Minister for Transport, Tourism and Sport Leo Varadkar stated he was ‘at the receiving end of some aggressive lobbying’ from UCD over the track funding.

The redevelopment of the existing Sports Centre has also been long-fingered by the university. The Fitzgerald Kavanagh architect firm drew up plans to modernise the Sports Centre, which was originally build in the 1980s. The blueprints look at bringing the style and facility quality of the Sports Centre up to the level of the new Student Centre. Property management company KSN reviewed the existing facilities in November 2013 and found them to be in poor condition. The review, seen by the Tribune, suggested updating the squash courts, halls, toilets and changing rooms, dance studio, and staircases. The KSN report advised the college to put €870,000 towards upgrading the facilities.

Director of Sport in UCD Brian Mullins said the lack of funding has meant the resources aren’t available to redo the entire Sports Centre, outside of small 'patch-up jobs'. ‘I’d love for someone to come along and say – here’s the funding' to invest in UCD Sports services and facilities, 'but the money’s just not there' he stated. The running track, new multi-purpose training facility, and extensive refurbishment of the Sports Centre aren’t currently happening outlined Mullins.

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Former UCD President Hugh Brady wrote to Michael Ring TD in 2012, who was minister for state with responsibility for sport. Brady claimed that ‘UCD’s 25,000 students are, not unreasonably, upset that the €50 million in funding provided for sport and leisure facilities by the students has not yet been matched by any government funding’.

The former UCD President also attacked deputy Ring’s ministerial advisor Paul McGrath in the letter. Paul McGrath, a former TD for Longford-Westmeath had raised issues over whether the title of the land by Richview had been officially registered with the state.

Brady stated that ‘issues raised by Mr McGrath are without substance. Historically it was not compulsory for UCD to register its titles … I felt it important to reassure you regarding the issues raised lest funding for an important regional project is withheld for spurious reasons’.

‘I should also point out that UCD has a long track record of working with government departments to utilise funding on time and within budget’.

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SU Board of Director Chair Acting Outside of Constitutional Limit for 7 Months Jack Power Editor The chair of the UCD Students’ Union board of directors, Catherine Smith-McKiernan was acting in her role unconstitutionally for seven months.

The Students’ Union’s constitution states members of the Union financial board must be re-appointed by Union Council every two years, and cannot serve for more than five years in total.

The board of directors is the body that oversees the financial accounts and management of the UCDSU Ltd, as it is registered as a company. The current chair Catherine Smith- McKiernan was appointed to the SU board in July 2014 by Union Council, after being nominated by the then President Fergal Hynes.

SU President Conor Viscardi admitted that ‘there is a gap there’ in the constitutionality of Smith-McKiernan’s position on the board under questioning from the Tribune.

Following the Tribune’s investigation into the discrepancy and questioning of Viscardi the SU President did put the issue before Union Council last Monday. Council unanimously passed Viscardi’s recommendation that Catherine Smith-McKiernan be officially re-appointed to the board of directors.

Smith-McKiernan’s constitutional term expired in July 2016. The chair of the SU Council, Stephen Devine confirmed to the Tribune Smith-McKiernan had not been put up for re-appointment when asked in December. The Council chair Stephen Devine has been in the role since March 2016, and stated that since that time ‘no such motion has passed through Council” to re-appoint any board of direction’s positions’. Since

commenting Viscardi subsequently put the motion to re-appoint Catherine through Union Council.

The SU’s constitution outlines that members of the board of directors ‘shall hold office for a renewable period of two years from the date of their individual appointment or re-appointment’. The appointments must be passed by Union Council, and only the President can nominate candidates for the board.

Speaking on Smith-McKiernan’s position as chair being unconstitutional for almost seven months Viscardi said he ‘wouldn’t worry about that too much’. Catherine he said is ‘invaluable as chair’ and ‘one of the most highly qualified individuals’ on the board, having a background in corporate management. However, he said ‘constitutionally’ the issue would 100% have to be looked at when speaking to the Tribune.

The board of directors was formed following the Students’ Union financial troubles in 2012, where it ran up an accumulated debt of over €1.4 million and had to be bailed out.

The board of directors was set up to provide more financial and corporate oversight into how the Union manages its accounts.

Viscardi said the board were a great support network to have as ‘they all specialise in areas like finance, HR, law, executive education management’ he stated.

In early 2016 the Students’ Union paid off the last €66,140 of its legacy debt from 2012.

According to the Union’s financial accounts for 2014/15 the staff payroll costs (including the wages of the University Observer editors) was €341,490.

UCD Students’ Union RAG Week Fundraising to Aid Charity Pieta House Cian Carton News Editor Raise and Give (RAG) Week is back on campus for 2017 after a successful event last year marked its official return to UCD. Luke Fitzpatrick, UCDSU Campaigns and Communications Officer, has been helping to organise this year’s event. He explained that as UCDSU does not often fundraise for charity, as its main priority is to look after students themselves, but RAG Week is a chance for the Union to ‘focus on fundraising’.

This year the money being raised during the week is for Pieta House, which focuses on preventing suicide and self-harm. Pieta House was chosen after Fitzpatrick posted a photo on UCDSU’s Facebook page of the names of three charities on a bucket and asked students to comment on which one they wanted to support. The other options were the Student Support Fund and St. Vincent de Paul.

According to Fitzpatrick, UCDSU asked Pieta House for ‘advice on raising money and they recommended beginning a bucket collection, which took place last Saturday.

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28th January in the city. RAG Week officially starts on Monday 30th January, but kicks off properly on the Tuesday, Refreshers Day, and runs for the full week.

Fitzpatrick explained how they have planned three major events over the three days, from Tuesday 31st through to Thursday the 2nd of February. He mentioned that daytime events will feature ‘a donut fair, tag archery, a mixology class, a FIFA tournament, puppy cuddling and Stevie Starr from ‘America’s Got Talent’. Many societies have also organised fundraising events for their members during the week.

Each day is set to be closed out with a major night time event. Comedy act Foil, Arms and Hog play the Astra Hall on Tuesday at 7pm, while Aslan are in Dtwo for Wexford Wednesday. And band Hudson Taylor are set to headline the Rag Ball in the Academy on Thursday, which will also feature the winner of the UCD Battle of the Bands competition.

Tickets for the Rag Ball cost €10 are were still on sale at the time of going to print.

UCD Alumni and Donors Favour Refurbishing Older Science Wings Over Newman and Library Projects Ellie Brooks News Writer

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of those surveyed in a university fundraising ‘Campaign Planning Study’ conducted by UCD in April of 2016 were in favour of using funds to commence refurbishment on Science West and North wings, to develop them up to the O’Brien Science Centre standard.

The study asked alumni and former donors how they envisioned future fundraising money should be used to further improve UCD. 38% were positive about

finishing the development of the Science Centre, bringing up the older buildings Science North and West to the standard of the new buildings standard. 35% felt positive about renovating the Newman Building, while only 26% gave preference to the UCD James Joyce Library for redevelopment.

The study was conducted with the objective of determining the potential success and direction of UCD’s future fundraising campaigns. The online survey was completed

by 1,900 alumni who responded to a detailed questionnaire. Additional feedback was also received from key partners, supporters, and major individual philanthropic donors to UCD who were interviewed in one-toone conversations.

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Support was slightly lower among one-to-one interviewees with only 49% supportive of the capital projects. 18% felt that campaigns should focus on more than just buildings. Funding that supported Science also received the majority of support, with almost 60% of individual interviewees finding these elements of the plan most compelling.

The UCD Foundation, the subsidiarity company that deals with the university’s fundraising and donation campaigns it can be revealed has a goal of raising €60 million. The vast majority of participants felt confident this was achievable.

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“President Andrew Deeks has prioritised building a private bar and fine dining restaurant to be constructed as an extension to the O’Reilly Hall, which is aimed at staff, visiting dignitaries, and alumni, and won’t be accessible to students.”

million in savings and funds.

Strategies intended to reach this goal include targeting gifts of €10 million and €5 million from large philanthropic donors. High profile donors such as Denis O’Brien have previously played a big part in recent capital projects on campus, with the Science Centre being named after the controversial Irish businessman for his contributions and assistance to the project.

The UCD planning report noted the university should attempt to increase the number of donations between €100,000 - €500,000 the college brings in. The number of donors in the initial fundraising planning phase pledging to donate sums above €1 million has been low the report noted, which may be a problem.

Most of those targeted (79%) by the study expressed a willingness to contribute to the campaign, either by making a gift, holding fundraising events or urging

others to donate. However, those indicating that they themselves would donate money was lower.

An overall majority of the study participants responded positively when asked would now be the best time to begin the fundraising campaign.

President Andrew Deeks has prioritised building a private bar and fine dining restaurant to be constructed as an extension to the O’Reilly Hall, which is aimed at staff, visiting dignitaries, and alumni, and won’t be accessible to students. The ‘University Club’ is expected to play a part in leveraging distinguished and successful alumni to develop a greater link to the university after they leave, including donating to fundraising campaigns.

You can read more about the University Club project online at vwww.collegetribune.ie.

The College Tribune can reveal that UCD currently does not invest in fossil fuel companies, according to documents viewed under the Freedom of Information act. This information was sought in light of a successful campaign led by Fossil Free TCD, which saw Trinity agree to divest its €6.1 million indirect investments in fossil fuel companies.

Niall O’Sullivan, a PhD candidate within the School of Archaeology, has been one campaigner investigating this issue together with UCD Students’ Union (UCDSU) and the College Tribune. He told the Tribune he was happy with the news, but noted that ‘choice in investment is only one way in which we disturb the planet’. He would like to see UCD proudly affirm that there are no investments in fossil fuels and that they intend to keep it that way. O’Sullivan said that there is no single solution to climate change ‘and that is why I think all faculties of UCD have a role to play’.

In recent years, the pressure for other universities worldwide to divest their investments from the fossil fuel industry has increased. Campaigns by students and faculties alike, across the United Kingdom and United States, including Boston University, Harvard, Oxford, the University of Glasgow and many others, are calling on their universities to find alternative investments for their endowments.

UCD’s mission is to contribute to the flourishing of Dublin, Ireland, Europe and the world and they wish to do this through promoting sustainability. By avoiding investing in fossil fuel companies and through its involvement in Energy Systems Integration Partnership Programme (ESIPP), UCD are helping to pave the way to tackling global climate change.

Last week the Dáil recently passed a bill to the committee stage that will look to divest Irish state investment in fossil fuel companies. Independent TD Thomas Pringle put the bill forward, speaking to the Tribune he stated he was glad to hear that UCD currently doesn't have investments in fossil fuel companies’. However, he added ‘it would make a great statement if UCD came out as committed to being a Fossil Free campus into the future, regardless of the status of its current investments’.

President Deeks is also believed to be in favour of other ‘green’ initiatives, from using environmentally friendly coffee cups in the college owned cafes, to a campus wide ban on smoking following a university referendum in 2013.

Energy Systems Integration (ESI) is coming to the fore when planning, designing and operating the global energy system.

It encompasses a multidisciplinary area ranging from science, engineering and technology to policy, economics, regulation and human behaviour. UCD is promoting investment models that responds to risks posed by climate change and by their avoidance of investment in high-carbon assets and prioritization of sustainable alternatives.

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Many of the old guard pushed back against the new regime, recognising that a university shouldn’t just be a crude conveyor belt producing graduates for the jobs’ market but a place where knowledge and learning should flourish. To their credit, Casey believes, many members of the academic staff in the Arts and Humanities refused to divert their attention from their undergraduate students or to lessen their pastoral care of them.

‘The traditional idea of what a university is, what UCD should be, and the value of teaching and spreading knowledge appears to be valued less and less by university administrations’.

'In my early years in UCD, I spent a huge amount of time teaching—we all did. We [lecturers] took tutorials.

We also had a great amount of flexibility in our teaching. If there was a number of students interested in reading a particular book or author, I could arrange a course of directed readings more or less on the spot.

There was none of the current heavy-duty apparatus of course outlines and all of the rest of that.

You could follow students’ interests and pursue topics in depth'. The art of teaching and of inspiring students to learn has come under threat with this new research-focused model.

Casey is adamant that you have to be passionate not just about your subject, but about your teaching of it. 'You should be lighting a fire in the student’s mind,' Casey believes, 'not just passing on information'.

But that traditional idea of what a university is, what UCD should be, and the value of teaching and spreading knowledge appears to be valued less and less by university administrations.

Perish the Ivory Tower

The Decline of Teaching and the Rise of Research in UCD Tribune editor Jack Power sits down with recently retired UCD philosophy Professor Gerard Casey, who lectured in Belfield for 30 years. They talk about the changes that took place in the college that brought about the current administration’s corporate culture.

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hen President Hugh Brady secured the role of UCD President in 2004 he brought in a sweeping new management culture that sought to turn UCD into a more research-intensive university. In 2013 he was replaced by current President Andrew Deeks, who has continued to prioritise research and internalisation.

Philosophy professor Gerard Casey was one member of staff who took a position of active opposition to many of the policies of Brady’s presidency. Primarily the drive to change the university’s orientation from focusing on teaching to emphasising research. Casey doesn’t deny that UCD needed to change and modernise at the time, and outlined most academic staff accepted that. ‘But it quickly became obvious that our co-operation wasn’t required, we were going to be told what to do’ he said. Casey remains adamant that not every change was necessarily a change for the better.

Prof Casey came to UCD to teach philosophy in 1986. The university was very different back then he explained. Each subject’s department and faculty had more autonomy. ‘Departments had grown organically around the subjects and disciplines, history, philosophy, English, physics and so on. Each faculty was run by a Dean and the Dean was elected by the members of the faculty (which is pretty much all the academic staff involved in the teaching for a particular degree, the BA or the BSc). Because they were elected by their peers, Deans typically tended to be people who had experience of administration, a good academic reputation and record, and were also people who had the capacity to get things done without riding roughshod over their peers. The whole process was collegial' he said.

'The university in turn grew organically around the faculties'.

The Brady Reign In 2003 Hugh Brady was selected as college President by a university committee. In his radical re-organisation of the university, UCD went from having a bottom-up collegial structure, emerging organically from subjects through departments and faculties to a new top-down management model.

'Under Hugh Brady’s direction, there was a push to change the university from being primarily a teaching institution and converting it into what would be, in effect, a set of research institutes. A university has to teach and undertake research, of course but in the end a university is primarily a teaching institution. If you want a research institute - go start a research institute. The message coming down from the new University administration to members of the academic staff was loud and clear - don’t waste your time on undergraduates'.

This new research-motivated model saw UCD rise up in the international rankings under Brady, as these ranking models judge universities primarily on their research output and don’t give quite the same weight to the quality of teaching. At the time Prof Casey, alongside other of his colleagues, pushed back against the change.

‘Because of my concern over some of the proposed changes, I ran for the UCD Governing Authority on a specific anti-Brady ticket. I believe that this was the first time anyone had ever done this in UCD in an overtly political way. To my surprise, I was elected. I opposed many of the new management’s initiatives, www.collegetribune.ie

Image Above Philosophy professor Gerard Casey was one member of staff who took a position of active opposition to many of the policies of Brady’s Presidency.

not all of course, but those that I thought were detrimental to the nature of the university and the good of the students. A stance that as you might imagine made me immensely popular with the administration'.

Before Brady introduced a new corporate-style model of governance, Casey argues that there had been a properly constructive relationship between the administration and the academic faculty.

'Faculty meetings of the academic staff would be attended by the President and might go on for as long as two or three hours. They were held in the top floor of Tierney building, a location which is now occupied by the President and his staff'.

A symbolic example of the shift in power within UCD from the academic faculty to the President's office and the new University Management Committee (UMT).

Prof Casey continued to outline that 'the faculty structure allowed for the expression of dissenting voices, and complaints (some of them hilarious, some of them quite mad). The President chaired

the meeting and had to listen to everything that was said.

It was amazingly democratic.

Now almost nobody goes to the college meetings because it has been made obvious to the academic staff that the running of the university had nothing to do with them. Moreover, to be honest, the college meetings are now deadly boring - who want to listening to people reading out reports' Casey detailed.

“I opposed many of the new management’s initiatives ... those that I thought were detrimental to the nature of the university and the good of the students”.

The Devaluing of Teaching The result of the new management culture and the emphasis on increasing research output had a negative knock-on for students. It’s clear that encouraging staff to put their own research work before teaching had the effect of devaluing to some extent both the time and interest staff were willing to devote to lecturing and mentoring.

Publish Until your Fingers Bleed The change towards publishing more and more journals and reviews mainly occurred in the Arts & Humanities Casey explained.

Other disciplines like the Sciences or Engineering were already based on frequent journal publishing.

But there was a move to bring that scientific model of publishing into the Humanities. 'You need time to mature as a scholar before what you publish is of any significance in the Humanities. What’s happening now is members of staff, particularly young members of staff, are being forced into publishing long before they’re ready to do it'. Short-term journal publications in the Humanities, Casey argues, have now been prioritised over substantive, rigorous monographs or comprehensive books, the result being that the actual value of the research being done has also been diminished, with an emphasis on quantity over quality.

The re-alignment of the university’s priorities ushered in under Hugh Brady and continued by current President Deeks has all but been completed. UCD and the actions of its administration had always been for the student’s benefit Casey lamented. 'And then that changed'.

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What to Expect in the Early Days of Trump’s Presidency Oisín MacCanna Politics Editor

Donald J Trump has officially taken office as the 45th president of the United States of America.

The inauguration ceremony took place on January 20th and was met with a crowd of around 700,000 people, which is estimated to be 30% the attendance of former president Barack Obama’s inauguration in 2009.

The inauguration was met with widespread protests across the U.S, with an estimated 3.9 million participants across the nation.

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in places such as Tokyo, London and Dublin. Performers at the inauguration ball included Michael Flatley’s Lord of the Dance as well as a wide variety of American country musicians. The weather on the day of President Trump’s inauguration matched the mood of a divided nation; grey clouds cast shadows across Washington D.C. as many attendees of the ceremony found themselves in need of rainwear to deal with the conditions.

Image Above The 45th President Donald J Trump signed a number of early Executive Orders.

Image Left Trump being sworn in.

An estimated 700,000 people attended.

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Est. cost of the development of a the wall.

500 billion Est. cost to rebuild US infrastructure

Trump’s Inauguration Speech President Trump began his inaugural address by claiming that getting the American economy back on track would be his number one priority, and that this would be achieved through his ‘American First’ philosophy.

The president spoke of the ‘American carnage’ he claims has been wrought on America, leaving ‘rusted out factories scattered like tombstones’ across a nation with ‘little to celebrate’, and blamed it on the outsourcing of US jobs. His maiden speech as commander in chief continued, he went on to express his intent to ‘drain the swamp’ and usher in an era of reform to Capitol Hill. Midway through his address, Trump (accidentally, we assume) echoed a line from Batman, ‘The Dark Knight Rises’, where Bane address the citizens of Gotham, saying he is giving them back their city from the rich and corrupt.

Closing his speech, he made a final of three references to protecting America’s borders, 31.01.2017

a sign of the emphasis he will place upon immigration as he attempts to enforce the draconian immigration reforms he pledged on the campaign trail. ‘We’ve defended other nation’s borders while refusing to defend our own’, Trump said. Critics would argue the remark is false as the Obama administration deported more undocumented immigrants than any other administration before it. Trump has also pledged to suspend America’s intake of Syrian refugees, who are already subjected to substantial security vetting before they enter the country, and it seems likely the president will move forward with this promise within the next few days. Coupled with Trump’s infamous pledge to erect a wall across the entire southern border, it remains unclear just how much damage this will do to some of the world’s most vulnerable people in the name of border ‘defence’.

Or how far Trump can go in fulfilling the most grandiose of his bombastic election promises.

Trump’s Early Executive Orders The 45th President has already ended his post-inauguration honeymoon period by signing multiple executive orders just days after taking office. Issuing his first executive orders from the Oval Office on Friday night, he directed government agencies to ‘ease the burden’ of the Affordable Care Act. Trump’s decision to wind down Obamacare shows his intent on delivering the promises made along the campaign trail, which were also reinforced when he signed an executive order banning federal money going to international groups which perform or provide information on abortion services. The latter signing caused outrage among many civil rights groups, with some claiming that Trump’s position on social policy will prove to be regressive for reproductive rights. He also signed executive actions clearing two controversial pipelines in North-Dakota and Keystone

XL. Protests over the pipelines began in early 2016 after planning was approved which would see construction spread from throughout the Standing Rock Indian Reservation. In April 2016, an elder of the Standing Rock Sioux tribe established a cultural centre to allow for resistance to the pipeline, which attracted thousands of protesters and international media attention. In September 2016 construction workers bulldozed a section of land the tribe had identified as sacred ground causing outrage. Protesters entered the area and were met with security workers using attack dogs which bit at least six of the protesters and one horse.

A video of the incident was uploaded to social media and went viral. In late November 2016, many new participants joined the protest; fluctuating numbers of protesters remained in the thousands.

Police use of water cannons on protesters in freezing weather drew significant media attention. Despite the stalemate in North Dakota, Trump insists

that the pipeline construction will stimulate employment while the terms of agreement with Native American residents are to be negotiated.

The wider administration has also drawn much attention from the media as well as the wider public in their first week with White House press secretary Sean Spicer’s abnormal press conference. Spicer followed suit with President Trump by seeking to break precedence by excerpting multiple thinly veiled lies, such as insisting ‘it was the largest watched Inauguration, ever, period’, a statement that did not stand up to scrutiny.

Verifiable metrics for viewership showed that Trump’s inaugural was well behind the TV audiences of Richard Nixon, Jimmy Carter, Ronald Reagan, and Barack Obama.

As well as ignoring rows of media officials looking to ask questions, who have been critical of Trump during his year-long campaign. Spicer insisted that live web streams should be added to viewership ratings, but even on that score Obama’s first inaugural beat

Trump’s. There were other signs that Trump’s own worst instincts were being absorbed by his new staff, such as his reference to Iraq while speaking at the C.I.A headquarters.

Despite Iraq being an ally of the United States in their fight against Islamic State, Trump suggested that ‘maybe we’ll have another chance’ to seize the country’s oil. Which, even if America were at war with Iraq would be illegal under international law.

Worryingly Trump has also promised to scrap the US federal endowment for the Arts and Humanities which is used to fund research, education, and public programmes in the Arts. In the almost Orwellian ‘1984’ political climate of fake news, alternative facts, and distrust in traditional media the severe cuts to the academic Arts and Humanities will further worry liberals in the US and abroad.

For supporters of the Republican Party Trump’s Presidency spells an opportunity for strong conservative social reform to be implemented and much promised investment and stimulation to the employment market for white blue collar workers.

For those concerned with the impending term, the future lies uncertain. p.9

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Classic Stew Hearty Home Cooked Food: Three Recipes to Try Alyssa Rogers Features writer Some of us are not born to dazzle in the kitchen. As I am sure most of you can relate, my situation at the beginning of college was pretty hopeless when it came to preparing meals. As college students, we have all made the impulsive decision of ordering take-away because it’s easy and accessible. While this is fine occasionally, there are better options for our health and general well-being.

We’re better than having take-away three times a week. The overall damage on our bank accounts is not worth it in the end, let alone the damage to our bodies. Stocking up on a few key ingredients can set you right to make numerous meals throughout the week, and more than likely the leftovers of a cooker meal will be a dead handy lunch in college the next day. So trying to get into the habit of doing a big shop every few weeks will end up working out much cheaper in the long run (even cheaper if you make the trip to a nearby IKEA or ALDI for your shop).

‘Stocking up on a few key ingredients can set you right to make numerous meals throughout the week’ While at home for the holidays I realised that my usual gourmet dinner choice of cheese toasties and soup was simply not cutting it. Homemade food may seem an impossible feat to accomplish, however there are simple meals which, at first may seem daunting to prepare but with time you’ll be surprised at easy they are to make. Once you get into the habit of cooking regularly throwing together other recipes, or simple step-by-step online how-to meals will begin to become the new normal.

You can also cook a homemade meal for your flatmates and earn some serious sound roommate points, or as a peace offering to defuse any drama or tension in the house.

With that in mind, I decided to learn a few simple meal ideas while back home in the States,which are both easy to make and delicious. I hope you will test a few of them out for yourself.

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A recipe that comes directly from my mom that is perfect for cold winter nights in the second semester.

Ingredients chicken broth/stock (or any kind of broth you prefer), bacon, flour, sausages, potatoes and onions.

This may seem like an odd mixture of random ingredients, however once combined the result is certainly worth it. And all cheap to buy in relative bulk for a student’s kitchen pantry.

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Chicken Risotto

This risotto is easy to make and make an excellent lunch the next day too.

Tip: This recipe serves 4 Tip: 75g of rice per head

Ingredients 230g of long rice, 1 onion, 1 clove of garlic, 1 green/red pepper, 5 mushrooms (large), 1 small tin of sweetcorn, 3 or 4 chicken fillets, 1 teaspoon of vegetable oil, 1 chicken stock cube, 425ml of boiling water

The first step for this recipe is to cook the bacon pieces in a frying pan and cut them into small bite sized pieces. When they are cooked remove them from the pan. However, leave the bacon oil.

Cut up four potatoes (individual serving size), and brown them in the frying pan along with two chopped onions, along with two cloves of garlic, salt and pepper. It adds flavour to cook the potatoes and the onions in the bacon oil Remove the potatoes from the oil. Now fry the sausages in the bacon oil.

Remove the sausages from the pan.

Place ½ sausage and ½ potatoes in a soup cooking pan for the oven and add two tablespoons of flour (you can use gluten free).

Add 1.5 cups of broth (vegetable, chicken, beef) and cook for a few minutes.

Add the other half of sausage and potatoes and a bit more flour and 1.5 cups of broth.

You can add ½ cup of water, or even ½ cup of Guinness too. Add a bay leaf and pepper to add flavour.

Bake/stew in a pot on the hob for a few hours (1-2) on very low heat. Then, enjoy.

Prawn & Coconut Laska A spicy soup that is quick to make and healthy too.

Ingredients 1 clove of garlic, 1 spring onion, 1 green chili, lime juice, 100g of prawns, 165ml coconut milk, 100ml chicken stock, portion of egg noodles, ginger, coriander to serve

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Boil rice in a pot for approximately 5 mins, and drain. Leave as side in bowl for later.

Dice onion, pepper and mushrooms. Crush the garlic or chop into fine pieces.

Tip: If you think your dish is too runny, you can add flour to thicken the sauce up.

Cut chicken fillets into cubes (remember to wash your chopping board and knife in hot soapy water when cleaning up).

Fry chicken pieces in vegetable oil in a frying pan.

Add garlic, onions, peppers and mushrooms. Fry gently on a low heat.

Next add your rice to pan.

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Dissolve the stock cube in 425ml boiling water, add corn, salt and pepper.

Bring to boil and simmer gently for 30 minutes, or until all the liquid has been absorbed. Always remember to stir every so often as to prevent rice from sticking to pot.

Add the grated low-fat cheese. Season to taste, and enjoy.

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Heat the oil in a large pan or wok. When hot, throw in the garlic, spring onion, ginger and green chilli. Cook on a medium heat for 3-4 mins, then squeeze in some lime juice.

Stir in the prawns, then add in the coconut milk and stock. Simmer gently for 5 mins on a low heat until the prawns are pink.

Meanwhile, cook your egg noodles in a pan of boiling water for 4 mins until soft.

Drain, then tip into the pan.

Season to taste, then serve in a bowl, topped with coriander.

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Features.

Eating Disorders & the Dangers of Society Linking Your Worth to Your Weight anuary has become a month known for its almost slavish loyalty to the ‘new year, new me’ regime peddled by a large portion of our media.

January is a month for diets, detoxes and the demonisation of food. After a Christmas of indulgence, it’s time to get off the couch and into the gym. There is nothing wrong with trying to live better and eat more healthily but what happens when these diets and detoxes go too far?

What happens when the idea of being the ‘perfect’ weight vbecomes detrimental to your health?

An eating disorder is defined as a psychological disorder which presents with unusual or abnormal eating habits.

They can be seen as way to www.collegetribune.ie

cope with emotional trauma or stress or a symptom of an underlying condition. In 2015 12% of under 18’s admissions to Irish psychiatric units had a primary diagnosis of an eating disorder with females accounting for 87% of all those admitted. The Health Research Board estimates that up to 200,000 people in Ireland are affected by eating disorders with 400 new cases every year. It’s estimated that 80 people die every year as a result of eating disorders.

There may not be one single cause of an eating disorder.

One cause may be a triggering event such as a deep trauma such as the loss of a family member or friend.

The person feels like their life is out of control and begins to

What is it?

Anorexia nervosa is an eating disorder that causes the person to actively seek and maintain a very low body weight that is lower than what is normal or healthy for their age, their sex and their height.

Physical Symptoms Intense or excessive exercise regime, poor circulation, bloating of stomach, fluid retention, dry and thinning hair, lack of sleep, lack of interest in sex, amenorrhoea (losse of periods), abdominal pain, constipation.

Psychological Symptoms

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scrutinise their food intake and weight in order to regain some form of that control.

Another cause may be low self-esteem. The person believes that they cannot meet standards portrayed to them by the media and this causes low self-worth. This can also be caused by bullying or critical comments made about weight or appearance, in person or online.

Weight, diet and fitness are well covered topics in the media and yet very little is heard about eating disorders in general. We know the names; anorexia, bulimia and binge eating but do we know the symptoms? Do we really understand the underlying mental health issues of these disorders?

Low self-esteem, mood swings, social isolation, obsessive or compulsive behaviour.

Behavioural Symptoms Rigid diet, weighing yourself frequently, secret disposal of food, episodes of bingeing, excessive thinking about food, lying about food intake.

Health Risks There are many health risks associated with anorexia.

A restricted or excessively controlled diet results in the body entering periods of starvation. In this case, the body will seek to conserve energy which results in a number of physical effects including dehydration which can cause kidney failure,

muscle weakness which can cause muscle loss and an abnormally slow heart rate and low blood pressure which risks heart failure.

Starvation can also affect your way of thinking and your behaviour as poor nutrition results in changes in your brain chemistry.

Lack of proper nutrition can also cause problems with concentration, decision making and problem solving.

Anorexia can also cause depression which if severe, can lead to suicide.

Bulimia Nervosa What is it?

An eating disorder where the person will undergo repeated cycles of binge eating followed by purging behaviour which seeks to rebalance or compensate for the bingeing. This purging could include fasting, self-induced vomiting, laxative/diuretic use or excessive exercising. The objective of these behaviours is to prevent weight gain.

Physical Symptoms Frequent weight changes, insomnia, lethargy, digestive problems such as cramps, constipation, diarrhoea, irregular periods, headaches, tooth enamel erosion/tooth decay Psychological Symptoms

Mood swings, irritability, feeling out of control, inadequate, worthless, feeling

guilty or shameful, anxiety, depression.

Behavioural Symptoms Binge eating regularly, obsessing about dieting, laxative abuse, vomiting after meals, excessive exercising, lying, risk taking behaviour like drug or alcohol misuse, secret food hoarding/secret disposal of vomit.

Health Risks Again there are many health risks associated with bulimia. Excessive laxative use and vomiting can lead to dehydration which impedes the body’s ability to function correctly. This puts vital organs at risk of failure, particularly the heart. Excessive vomiting also causes tooth decay which is irreversible.

Depression and anxiety are common symptoms of bulimia. These symptoms can often lead the person to become emotionally overwhelmed.

These symptoms in particular must be understood and treated correctly in order to aid proper recovery.

Binge Eating Disorder (BED) What is it?

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the purging aspect of bulimia.

This kind of behaviour can (but not always) lead to significant or noticeable weight gain. Binges will almost always occur in secret in a bid to present an image of normal eating in front of others. The food eaten is usually high in calories and is eaten quickly.

This disorder affects nearly as many men as it does women and is believed to be more common than anorexia or bulimia.

Physical Symptoms Significant weight gain, digestive issues, poor skin condition, pain in muscles and joints.

Psychological Symptoms

Depression, anxiety, low self-esteem, feeling of inadequacy and worthlessness, feeling guilty, shameful and out of control, unhappiness with body image.

Behavioural Symptoms Eating alone, eating lots of food even when not hungry, eating more than the body needs at a time/eating until uncomfortably full, out of control eating, eating more quickly during a bingeing period.

Health Risks Health risks from BED include physical, emotional and overall general health of the person who has the disor31.01.2017

der. A person may suffer from digestive issues like cramps, diarrhoea or constipation as well as malnutrition. Significant gain can cause problems as it can result in high blood pressure, high cholesterol, diabetes, heart disease and gallbladder disease.

Other Specified Feeding or Eating Disorder (OSFED) What is it?

This is the name we give to disorders or conditions where the person suffering from a disorder that incorporates symptoms and behaviours from several disorders but does not fit all of the criteria for one disorder alone.

An example would be Binge Eating Disorder which shares many similarities with bulimia but does not involve the purging behaviour needed to classify it as bulimia.

These disorders make up roughly 50% of eating disorders however due to lack of diagnostic criteria, they aren’t recognised as easily as anorexia or bulimia. These disorders can be associated with distress, impairment and risk of pain, disability or death. People affected by these sorts of disorders may present with emotional distress meaning they require constant support and treatment.

OSFED’s can be broken down into subtypes such as;

“There is nothing wrong with trying to live better and eat more healthily but what happens when these diets and detoxes go too far”?

Atypical anorexia nervosa: Significant weight gain, digestive issues, poor skin condition, pain in muscles and joints.

Bulimia nervosa; low frequency: Having all the symptoms and behaviours of bulimia but these occur less than once a week over a 3 month period.

Purging disorder: The use of purging behaviours to modify weight without binge eating.

Night eating syndrome: A person repeatedly eating at night may be binge eating after an their evening meal.

The disorder cannot be explained by things such as medication or sleep cycle and causes great distress.

Treatment

Recognition

Treatment for eating disorders can vary from person to person. Both medical and psychological help are required to tackle the various aspects of the disorder. In a medical sense, the most critical point of treatment is the restoration of a healthy body weight and the re-establishment of healthy eating patterns. It is also important to treat any physical problems that have arisen such as digestive or heart problems.

Psychological treatment is equally important in both tackling the underlying emotional problems such as anxiety and depression and possible emotional trauma that may underpin the condition.

Recovery from eating disorders is possible and for anyone wishing to seek help, your first port of call should be your local GP. Your GP may take an active role in your treatment and they will be able to point you in the direction of therapists and councillors who specialise in the treatment of eating disorders.

Medication may be prescribed for individual cases such as antidepressants in the case of severe anxiety or depression.

Treatment for each person will be unique to them.

If you are concerned that a friend or family member may be suffering from an eating disorder, it is important to know how to approach them and broach such a sensitive topic. The most important thing is non-judgement, you’re trying to show the person you care about their well-being without them feeling that you’re judging them or that you want to fix them somehow. Having a good support network is key to recovery so asking someone how they are could be a the first step on the road to recovery.

When approaching someone, you should be informed about eating disorders and approach them in a non-pressure environment where you won’t be interrupted. Be sure to let them know that they’re valued and cared for. Be specific on what is cause your concern about their well-being as this prevents denial of more general behaviours. Be open and honest but don’t judge or criticise them. Make sure to show that you know the eating disorder is separate from the person you know and that recovery is possible.

Let them know that you’re there for support but remember to look after yourself too.

Don’t be discouraged if they reject or resist your help.

Eating disorders are incredibly difficult topics and so it may take time before they’re ready to accept help.

Remember, wanting to

lose weight or live better does not mean you have an eating disorder. However, it’s important to have a balanced life overall. Skipping meals or becoming obsessed with dieting or exercising could be an indicator that something is wrong. If you feel like you might have some issues with food, talk to your GP or a trusted friend or family member. There is lots of help out there and you are never alone.

Your entire self-worth should not be based around what you look like or how much you weigh. Perfection is unobtainable no matter what the media tells us. Maybe it’s time we stopped letting them dictate how we feel about ourselves.

*Please note that the author is not a medical professional.

If you are in any doubt about your health or would like more information, please contact your GP. Also see www.bodywhys.ie or www. spunout.ie for more information and guidance. You can contact the UCD Medical Service for an appointment at (01) 716 3134. p.13

Music.

In Review:

Some of 2016’s Best Albums Music editor Aoileann Kennedy gives her picks for the best albums of 2016, in what was a year of political turmoil refuge and an escapism can be found as always in good music.

Album In Review:

The XX - I See You Adam Bielenberg Music Writer CT Rating 6/10

Blonde - Frank Ocean Unquestionably my favourite album release of the year, Blonde is the stellar follow up to Ocean’s debut album Channel Orange.

It is a masterclass in atmospheric and haunting hip hop and has cemented Ocean’s place as one of the best artists of the decade.

Blackstar - David Bowie Released a few days before his untimely death, Blackstar is a reminder of why David Bowie is one of the greatest artists to have ever lived. It is a fitting farewell from a man who gave so much to music and culture, and retains the air of mystique that made Bowie the icon he continues to be.

Konnichiwa - Skepta Released in May, the grime superstar’s fourth studio album has been critically acclaimed, and for good reason. It has brought grime back into the public consciousness and back onto mainstream radio. Konnichiwa earned the 2016 Mercury Award.

Lemonade - Beyoncé Just when we thought she couldn’t improve on her eponymous 2013 visual album, Beyoncé once again proved why she is called the Queen with her stunning visual album Lemonade. Weaving a narrative that discusses heartbreak, love, anger and rebirth, Lemonade will certainly be regarded as a turning point in the evolution of the album.

Skeleton Tree - Nick Cave This is an honorable mention to Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds who produced their sixteenth studio album. Like any good Nick Cave album, each track is careful set, to which vision and sentiment is heard within this wounded voice.

2017 Dublin Gig Guide

Here’s a look at some of the most hyped gigs coming up this year:

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Girl Band Vicar Street 17th February

One of the best Irish bands of the moment, Girl Band are playing the intimate setting of Vicar Street this February. Prepare yourself for Nirvana-esque tunes and a sprinkling of moshing.

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he prime feature of The xx is their sheer trendiness. Producer Jamie xx’s breakthrough solo debut could be heard on loop in Urban Outfitters and the like. In essence, The xx were the forerunners of the stylish sparse electronica that would permeate the indie scene in the seven years since their debut. However, others took this sound further and on their third effort, the xx merely sound like they are catching up with their contemporaries Musically, ‘I See You’ is their most vivid record yet. It’s more upbeat and incorporates a greater array of instruments such as the horns which infiltrate the stirring opener ‘Dangerous’ and the strings that fade into the drowsy ‘Performance’. The richer instrumentation does not come at the expense of The xx seeming like a different band. They retain their intimate and sensual charm, epitomised by the boy-girl interchanges between Romy Croft and Oliver Sim. The exuberant and heartfelt ‘Say Some-

thing Loving’ is a clear standout, propelled by an Alessi Brothers sample. It introduces the leitmotif of impending heartbreak where Croft and Sim sing “I just can’t remember the thrill of it”. Romy and Croft struggle to cling on to the love they once experienced.

But the quality takes a real nosedive in the second half of I See You with some flaccid radio friendly pop songs that shrivel with corniness when it comes to the choruses.

It’s as if the xx are torn between trying to come across as more accessible and more experimental.

Many will laud The xx for ‘maturing’ in ‘I See You’ with a more refined sound but the innocence of their minimalist compositions in previous works was a major selling point. Here, it just feels like they are fitting in with the pack of UK art pop bands in embracing moody, synth-driven electronica. Despite some high points, it’s not hard to foresee ‘I See You’ fading into the background.

Bonobo Vicar Street 27th February

Aslan The Olympia Theatre 16th March

British musician Bonobo, or Simon Green as he is otherwise known, returns February for what is sure to be a fantastic set. Check out his new album Migration for a glimpse at what you can expect.

Dublin legends Aslan will hit the iconic stage at the Olympia Theatre for what will undoubtedly be a stunning gig and one to reel in the years at.

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A Uniquely Irish Festival: Other Voices 2016 Music editor Aoileann Kennedy spent a day dossing at Other Voices, in Dingle. Here’s what she thought of it.

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pride myself on my ability to procrastinate.

Last study week, I outdid myself and finally experienced the Other Voices festival in Dingle, Co.Kerry.

Other Voices is a truly unique experience. It is a celebration of the vastness of Irish culture, extending beyond music. It celebrates art, poetry, storytelling and discussion. Imagine the ultimate Irish pub night and elevate it even higher: that is close to what Other Voices feels like. Actually getting into St James Church, where the show is recorded and the biggest names play, is very difficult. Tickets can’t be bought, names are drawn from a hat.

However, there are so many other acts playing in the different pubs and cafes on the Music Trail that this doesn’t take anything away from the enjoyment of the festival.

Emeli Sandé The Olympia Theatre 18th March

Scottish vocal sensation Emeli Sandé returns to Ireland with a highly anticipated appearance at the Olympia Theatre this June, a must for lovers of powerful vocals.

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The point of the festival is that you can stumble into a pub and see an act you’ve never heard of before and fall in love. The atmosphere is akin to a night in your local, with the difference being you’re surrounded by some of the biggest names in Irish and international music. You’re just as likely to bump into Hozier as you are your next-door neighbour, a uniquely Irish concept.

‘You’re just as likely to bump into Hozier as you are your next-door neighbour, a uniquely Irish concept’.

What stood out to me more than anything was the fact that everyone mingled together. There was no separation of artist and fan, or higher-than-thou hipster. After watching a live stream of Girl Band performing, we got to chat to them in Benners Hotel, the epicentre of Other Voices. As we left, we bumped into Rejie Snow, fresh off the stage from his performance in the Church. He too agreed that Other Voices was unique. Local band Strange Attractor, who played twice over the weekend told me that the experience was like nothing they’d had before, as did Bad Bones after their amazing set in Nellie Fred’s.

Other Voices is a snapshot of all that is good about Irish culture. The headliners in the Church are the tip of the iceberg. How you really sense its true nature is by walking the streets, stopping

Radiohead 3Arena 20th June

After the release of their critically acclaimed ninth studio album ‘A Moon Shaped Pool’,Radiohead are guaranteed to elicit melancholy and existential crisis in all those who attend, at 3Arena.

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into the pubs on the trail and in the Banter room.

It’s in these settings that it gets its reputation as a boutique festival, setting itself apart from larger festivals like Electric Picnic. It creates a sense of intimacy that is completely unmatched by any other event like it. It is a music lover’s paradise. It has something for everyone no matter your taste. I can only hope that it is able to retain its magic going forward as it draws more and more attention to itself. It has already evolved so much in the past few years. There is a fear that it may outgrow its home in Dingle. A small town can only accommodate so many. I for one hope it stays put, as its setting is a huge part of what makes it special. Dingle has its own permanent air of magic, given its setting at the edge of Ireland and the edge of Europe. It would be a shame to lose that.

‘Dingle has its own permanent air of magic, given its setting at the edge of Ireland and the edge of Europe’.

Whatever the cost to my GPA, Other Voices was absolutely worth it. Those of you entering into your final semester should absolutely mark it down in your calendars in December. As for the rest of you, I’ll leave that decision up to you.

Other Voices begins airing on RTÉ on 2nd February at 11:30pm, and will feature performances recorded in Austin Texas and St James Church Dingle

Justin Bieber RDS 21st June

Justin Bieber will bring his Purpose Tour to the RDS this summer. If you can manage to visit the RDS without drowning in examrelated anxiety, this should be a fun night.

Watch out for the screaming teenagers.

Aoileann Kennedy Music Editor

2017

is shaping up to be a very exciting year in terms of new music. The year has already seen no. 1 and no. 2 singles from Ed Sheeran, with a full album to be released later on in the year. Some of our most beloved acts are releasing new music in 2017. The Killers, Queens of the Stone Age, Arcade Fire and Kanye West are all set to release new music later in the year.

Indie darlings Haim are expected to release their sophomore album this year, the highly anticipated follow up to 2013’s ‘Days Are Gone’.

Gorrilaz dropped their latest single ‘Halleluiah Money’ on the 19th of January and are set to release their highly anticipated fifth album later this year, to the delight of fans everywhere. In February, Elbow will be releasing their new album ‘Little Fictions’, as will Ryan Adams and Rag n Bone Man, who’s single ‘Human’ dominated the airwaves in late 2016.

March sees festival favourites Temples release their latest album ‘Volcano’, the follow up to 2014’s ‘Sun Structures’.

U2, who announced a sold out Croke Park date for their Joshua Tree Anniversary tour will also be releasing new album this year, as will Cher and Depeche Mode. The year in music is already looking like it will be one of the best of the decade.

Red Hot Chili Peppers 3Arena 20th Sep

American rock band RHCP will be playing in the 3Arena. They’re making a return after having to postpone their gig in 2016.

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STYLIST C é l i n e - F l e u r

H a l p i n - G u i l l a l o t

CĂŠline is a blogger and stylist currently residing in New York City. Her life-affirming attitude is reflected in her personal style. She blends her love of bright colours with her love of recycled clothing. She is blessed being half French and half Irish making her style effortlessly chic with some off-centre vintage pieces. Her festival gear is one of a kind ranging from tiny sombreros with glitter brows to multicoloured jumpsuits with dreads. She is a bohemian beauty.

Instagram - celinefleur_

Website - www.goodonyabonya.com

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ave you ever had something you truly dreamed about pursuing but told yourself, “no I’m not good enough.

There’s so many people better than me. I don’t have the qualifications or the experience”, well these are all excuses! You are stopping yourself from getting to where you want to be.

We always have a choice, if we want to live our lives as victims or taking action.

When I was deciding on what exactly I would do here in New York I remembered that dream of wanting to get into the fashion industry as a stylist and thought to myself if you want to do it, this is the time to do it. I moved to an unfamiliar city, knowing no one and most frighteningly into an industry I knew nothing about. I would be totally outside of my beloved comfort zone.

I’ve been here three months now, having done three of my own shoots and assisting on four shoots. This is where you remember, she left Dublin to go to New York in search of becoming a stylist without any experience, but yet she was able to find work/shoots. I know we hear it all the time that nothing is impossible but honestly it is so true. If I had come here with the belief I would never find anyone who would want to work with me the reality is that that probably would have been the case.

You attract what you believe. Believe in yourself, in your talents. We are each human beings with our own set of talents. They may be different from all your friends, you might be worried about going down a different path than you had imagined. That is ok but don’t let it get the better of you. We were each put on this beautiful earth for a reason, make yourself proud by following your dreams even when the going gets tough.

Whatever brings warm feelings to your body this may be when you are in a lab with hundreds of mosquitos trying to find a cure for malaria, you keep at it because there is nothing more rewarding then getting up in the morning excited to see the day unfold.

Be the exception to the rule, believe you can make it whatever avenue you go down.

Stay Colourful, Céline-Fleur Halpin-Guillalot.

Shot in New York City.

Photographer Tania Apolinar Model Céline-Fleur Haplin-Guillalot Stylist Céline-Fleur Haplin-Guillalot Words Naimh Cavanagh & Céline-Fleur Haplin-Guillalot

LifeStyle.

Get Organised!

Recipe of the Week:

Raw Caramel Slice Ciara Landy Food & Lifestyle Editor

If simplicity and quality is what you’re after look no further than Muji. No one does clean design and functionality quite like this Japanese brand. Large acrylic box €37, medium acrylic box €19.95, Muji.

Invest in a stainless steel or glass water bottle for the semester ahead. Many disposable water bottles are made from Polyethylene terephthalate or PET, which when used repeatedly can leach chemicals that disrupt your body’s endocrine system, for example DEHP, a probable human carcinogen. By bringing your own bottle to college you will save up to €10 a week and reduce waste – everyone wins.

Food & LifeStyle editor Ciara Landy scours the internet for good recipes so you don’t have to. Each week we will feature recipes from a variety of ‘upand-coming’ health & lifestyle bloggers around the world.

This is a perfect replacement to your usual naughty version. Yes real treats are okay here and there but if you have a crazy sweet tooth like me this one’s for you. Packed full of healthy fats and micronutrients it contains things such as calcium, iron, potassium, magnesium, vitamin E, protein and zinc to name a few. Of course don’t go downing the whole thing in one go (unless you’re me and have no selfcontrol) but a slice or a cheeky two will be sure to curb that sugar craving. Definitely better for the body than that bag of chocolate biscuits.

Spotlight

Kathleen Ebbs, a Sydney-based model, actress and personal trainer. For more recipes, workouts and style inspo visit callmekath.com, or follow Kath on Instagram @kathebbs

Raw Caramel Slice Ingredients Base Layer 2 cups of oat, 2 cups of walnuts, 2 tablespoons of coconut oil, 4 tbs of rice maple syrup/honey Caramel Layer 2 cups of soaked dates (boil water and pour into bowl with dates, leave for 5-10 minutes) 2 tablespoons of 100% natural peanut butter, 1 tbs of rice malt syrup/ honey (optional) Chocolate layer 800g of 90% dark chocolate OR.. 1 cup of coconut oil 1/3 cup of cacao powder, 1 tbs of vanilla

Base Layer

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Put all your “base layer” ingredients into a food processor and pulse until combined. It should be able to hold together.

If it doesn’t, simply add more rice malt syrup/honey to the mix and pulse again.

Place mixture into a lined baking cake tin of choice and press down FIRMLY with a folk or I like to use my hands.

Caramel Layer

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Place your ingredients into the food processor and pulse.

The mixture may spray up at the sides, just turn it off and using a spoon push it back down to the bottom then pulse again. Repeat this a few times until caramel-like mixture is created.

Scoop your caramel mixture on top of the base layer and freeze for 3-8 hours. If you have time overnight is great!

Chocolate Layer

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Take your dark chocolate and simply melt on the stove.

Once cooled pour on top of set slice and freeze for half an hour.

If you are making your own melt your coconut oil either on stove or in microwave. Add your cacao and vanilla to the coconut oil then stir together. Pour on top of slice then in freezer for half an hour.

Keep up to date and on top of those ever-creeping assessments and invest in a simple notice board for your bedroom or living space. SKURAR magnetic noticeboard, €12, IKEA - SKRAMMEL textile noticeboard, €13, IKEA.

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Thrifty Travelling

Going Up

The Best Tips for Travelling on a Student Budget

Improper Butter

Ciara Landy Food & Lifestyle Editor

For most students the old adage rings true - we are time rich and cash poor, a maxim that often reverses itself once we enter the professional world. Our four months of uninterrupted summer holidays are a phenomenon unlikely to be repeated in our working lives, so we ought to make the most of the free time we are gifted with at college.

With the rising costs of the J1 visa (thanks to the duopoly of USIT and SAYIT), many university students are forced to look to elsewhere to fill the dreary Irish summer with a bit of foreign travel. In this issue we have rounded up some of the most useful websites and tips for saving a few bucks while trying to see a bit of the world.

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Booking Flights

Secret Flying (www.secretflying. com) is an amazing website that provides updates on cheap fares and fare errors across all airlines. By signing up to their email updates or giving their Facebook page a simple like, you will be notified when these deals become available. Time is of the essence in the bargain basement airfare market, and certain offers can be sold out within minutes of them being posted online.

When searching for flights, delete your cookies cache or browse incognito to avoid ‘dynamic pricing’ from airlines.

As if the Ryanair sites sees you’ve been on the site numerous times over a couple of days, what it’ll do is actually steadily bump up the flight ticket prices to give the illusion that they’re selling out and make you panic buy.

Some would go so far as to look at flights from a different IP address from that they will book the flights from, to avoid any increase in prices, for example: looking at flights on your phone, then booking them on your computer.

Founded by two recent UCD graduates, Improper Butter has gone from strength to strength with its artisan produce available in the Irish, UK and European markets.

The craft butter is distributed in Ireland and abroad by retail giants Musgrave and Waitrose.

Founders Elaine Lavery and Hannah O’Reilly (former B&L and Commerce students), now have their sights firmly set on the US.

“When searching for flights, delete your cookies cache or browse incognito to avoid ‘dynamic pricing’ from airlines.”

Accommodation

If you are after some free accommodation and don’t mind looking after a dog or two in the process, sign up to TrustedHousesitters. com! The largest website of its kind, TrustedHousesitters boasts thousands of members from major cities such as New York, Sydney and Dubai. For an annual fee of €99 you can connect with verified homeowners around the world, saving hundreds on costly accommodation.

Couchsurfing.com has a thriving membership of over twelve million users, allowing travellers to stay with local hosts for free or interact with other like-minded nomads at traveller events in their own city. This option is definitely not for the faint-hearted or anxious type, although couchsurfing.com does incorporate a number of safety features into its process – you

can contact hosts/travellers through the website’s internal messaging system, check if their address, mobile number or payment details have been verified and read reviews of them from other travellers and host.

Travel

Looking to get from A to B on the cheap? Check out to blablacar.com, a car-pooling website that allows you to rideshare with drivers heading to the same destination for a nominal fee. If you’re struggling to find your way around a city make sure to load up Google Maps when you’re in some wifi, then if you turn on your phone GPS you’ll be able to see exactly where you are on your Maps, and the GPS tracker works when you’re long out of a patch of wifi as well.

Of course this sounds ridiculous, if you weren’t already doing this you would surely have succumbed to a fatal choking episode . Bear with us – a recent study has shown that chewing your food properly can help fend off infection by stimulating the release of T helper 17 (Th17) cells in the mouth which form part of the acquired immune system. Chomp your way to good health.

Going Down New Year fads

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Diet teas, waist trainers, “weight loss” pills, shakes and bars – the list could go on.

Remember: as attractive as the quick fix might seem, the only thing these products are going to slim down is your wallet.

Avoid, avoid, avoid.

Avonmore Mooju

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This flavoured protein milk is immensely popular among students. But a 250ml carton of the chocolate version contains 11.75 grams of added sugar – almost twice the daily allowance for an adult (6g). If you’re looking for a protein-rich drink opt for the Avonmore’s regular protein milk which contains no refined sugar. p.23

Film.

Interview

Chris Patterson, Producer of ‘Hostage to the Devil’ Q. Firstly, congratulations on the film. I have to admit that I, for one, had never heard of Father Martin until the release of the documentary - how did you first come across his story? And was it immediately a tale that you felt needed to be told?

A. In 2009 I met a priest in Dublin. During our chat we began to discuss exorcism and that’s when he said ‘you should make a movie about Malachi Martin’. Like most people I had never heard of him so I googled. The information was all there and I couldn’t believe no one had made a film about this man. Then I, alongside another producer called Paddy McCarney, began developing a live action feature film of Malachi’s life. The problem was that his life was like an onion - every time we peeled back one layer there was more. As the information grew and grew we decided that to get our heads clear on one storyline we would have to structure the information into a single, coherent story. So began the genesis of the ‘Hostage to the Devil’ you can watch now.

Q. The film hones in on Father Martin's career in the States, although having read up on his background it seems like there would be plenty of material to mine from the rest of his lie. Was there a lot of deliberation among the creative team about when and where to root your film?

A.We had a lot of meetings early on to discuss exactly what parts of Malachi’s life we would concentrate on. It just takes one to google Malachi to find that there are a multitude of stories about him. Are they all true? That was really the big question for us and one that even now we are no closer to answering. Our director Martin Stalker made the decision that we would concentrate on his exorcism ministry. His father was a minister and had conducted some exorcisms in the past. This fascinated Marty but as time moved on Marty also became fascinated with Malachi the man and I think that is what comes through in the documentary. It’s a window into the life of a culture, a culture which most people reserve for Hollywood fiction.

Q. The documentary notably strays away from interaction with actual exorcism survi-

vors - was it a conscious decision to avoid straying down that path?

A. Yeah, it was a conscious decision not to interview possession survivors. Most exorcisms are conducted in private and the survivors aren’t interested in making themselves open to public ridicule. One person we did talk to appeared on a television show about ten years ago where they put themselves out there and were promised anonymity. When it aired their face wasn’t concealed and they was recognised on the street. We decided very on that wasn’t going to happen on our documentary so it was decided to show the process and concentrate on the why not the who.

Q. The mysterious world of the paranormal is one which has captivated the masses for centuries, keeping a firm hold on the public psyche which has continued to manifest itself through art, all despite the fact that it defies rationality. Why do you think that this innate fascination with the supernatural, the unknown, shows no sign of letting up?

A. Over the last ten years the amount of paranormal TV shows have exploded. I guess the public will always be fascinated by the unknown, be it ghosts or UFOs. It’s also a manifestation of religion. If ghosts exist then in some form God must exist. I think that the paranormal will always be a draw to people whether it be on Ghost Hunting TV shows or major Hollywood Films.

Q. Finally, the key question at the heart of the film is 'is there really a devil?'. Did the production process, and what you learnt throughout, have any impact on your own stance on this question?

A. I am not religious in any way. So this journey was an eye opener for me. While on the road we met many wonderful people whose faith was unquestionable. I guess that’s what fascinated me - the idea of faith. Faith can be a strong and powerful thing but it can blind you to what’s going on around you, as we see in the news everyday. What I took from my experience of making ‘Hostage to the Devil’ was that even if I disagreed with someone’s religion it is not my place to question their personal faith.

UCDVO Development Film Series 2017 This month UCD Volunteers Overseas, partnering with Concern and Trocaire, return to the campus cinema with a slate of acclaimed documentary features in tow as part of their annual Development Film Series. The series, which is now in its fifth year aims to tackle pressing global justice issues through the medium of cinema, with each of this year’s offerings setting out to shine a vital spotlight on some of the fundamental environmental and cultural concerns facing our contemporary

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Series in Review:

A Series of Unfortunate Events Developed by: Mark Hudis, Barry Sonnenfeld. Cast: Neil Patrick Harris, Patrick Warburton, Malina Weissman, K.Todd Freeman, Louis Hynes, Presley Smith

David Deignan Film & TV Editor 'After 15 years of trying, Barry Sonnenfeld ( The Addams Family, Men in Black ) has finally been given his chance to direct ‘A Series of Unfortunate Events’ - now a Netflix series adapted from Daniel Handler’s book series of the same name.

The director was hired and then controversially fired from helming the Jim Carrey-starring 2004 film adaptation.

Sonnenfeld cites Handler’s novels, written under the pseudonym Lemony Snicket, to be his favourite children’s stories - a passion that is evident throughout every frame of this eight episode odyssey packed to the brim with dejection, obsession and misfortune.

The show tracks the travails of the three Baudelaire children Violet (Weissman), Klau (Hynes) and Sunny (Smith), who after their parents perish in a terrible fire, are placed under the guardianship of the dastardly villain Count Olaf (Patrick Harris) who is driven by the prospect of getting his dangerous hands on the large fortune that the orphans have inherited.

Cimmerian narrator Lemony Snicket (Warburton) accompanies viewers throughout the narrative, insisting that it is his ‘solemn duty’ to research and recount the Baudelaire’s terrible tale, one which he repeatedly warns is not for the faint of heart.

Despite being punctuated by a painful premise and a murderous, macabre middle ‘A Series of Unfortunate Events’ is an utterly delightful watch. It manages to deftly juggle its duty to stay true to its source material while embracing its new medium of serialised television. And, as it turns out, Netflix provides the perfect platform for these unfortunate events to unfold.

Whereas the film adaptation attempted to squeeze the first three books in the series into a concise 107 minute runtime, stifling its source material, the show decides to cover four stories across its 8 episode first season. This means that each miserable episode in the Baudelaire’s existence is given more room to breath, even going as far as to improve in some respects on Handler’s books - notably due to the additional dialogue and inventive visual cues and sight gags.

The primary strength of ‘A Series of Unfortunate Events’ is the writing, four episodes were handled by Handler himself

society, from the rapid debilitation of the ozone layer to the havoc being wreaked on the people of Syria by the ongoing refugee crisis.

Film & TV editor David Deignan takes a look at what’s to come from this year’s series.

Tickets for the UCDVO Development Film Series are free of charge and can be reserved at www. ucdvo/events/ucdvodevelopmentfilmseries/.

Each screening is followed by a Q&A with a guest speaker as well as light refreshments for those in attendance.

“It manages to deftly juggle its duty to stay true to its source material while embracing its new medium of serialised television.”

Sonita Mon 6th February, 5pm, UCD Cinema This film, winner of the World Documentary Grand Jury and Audience Award at the 2016 Sundance Film Festival, is the most outstanding true story on this list. Lauded by critics upon its release, Sonita follows the story of the eponymous Sonita Alizadeh - an Afghan hip-hop artist who gained recognition for her rap video ‘Brides for Sale’, in which she lashed out against the concept of daughters being forced into arranged marriages.

Alizadeh, along with filmmaker Rokhsareh Ghaem Maghami, made the video in Iran in an effort to escape an unwanted nuptial being arranged for her by her parents - especially notable as women are forbidden from singing in the country. Evident throughout the picture is an innate trust between the director, who paid Alizadeh’s family to delay the marriage, and her subject matter - resulting in this honest, touching and ultimately thrilling tale which is not one to be missed.

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and the show’s snappy dialogue and witty musings combine to ensure each installment runs along smoothly and remains steadfastly engaging, despite the somewhat formulaic structure of each separate story.

The characters are perfectly cast, from main players to chorus members. The headline attraction is, of course, Neil Patrick Harris in the role of the nefarious Olaf.

Harris does a stellar job, like Carrey before him, as the Count - managing to deftly balance the villain’s innate theatricality and unintentional hilarity with his intimidating menace, the very trait causing him to lie, cheat and murder in his unrelenting quest to steal the Baudelaire’s fortune.

Harris also carries off Olaf’s many ‘disguises’ admirably, succeeding in

what is a very difficult niche, that of being a good actor attempting to appear as a bad one. The three child actors all perform their parts well, with each one (even the infant Smith) managing to capture the essence of what made these characters so likeable and pitiable in Handler’s books. This is especially impressive as, while the film version shone the spotlight primarily on Carrey as Olaf, the show admirably attempts to keep its three protagonists front and centre - an occasionally tough task when the performances complementing them are so strong. Special mention must go to K.Todd Freeman whose Mr. Poe - monetary manager of the Baudelaire’s inheritance, plays a substantially bigger role here than he does in the novels.

The show is, however, without a

doubt stolen by Patrick Warburton, who proves an inspired stroke of casting in the role of Lemony Snicket. Warburton’s Snicket is decidedly dreary and droll, with the actor’s distinctive voice and onscreen presence consistently commanding the viewer’s attention every time he wanders into the story. His performance provides the perennial heartbeat of the story, continuously breaking the fourth wall to advance the audience through the murky, miserable narrative of the Bauderlaire orphans’ lives.

In terms of style the series is decidedly off-kilter, unafraid to poke fun at itself and embrace the more zany qualities of the novels.

It’s not unusual for Olaf, a self professed ‘renowned thespian’ to break out in song and dance in fits

of theatrical flourish, a move which smartly takes advantage of Harris’ Broadway sensibilities. Moreover, this kind of detour is embraced throughout the show, and it’s just another part of the narrative world’s inherent weirdness. Critics who have compared the show’s visual template to the works of Tim Burton and Wes Anderson definitely aren’t wrong, it’s gloomy, gothic aesthetic is reminiscent of Burton’s nadir while the embrace of a wide aspect ratio and the quirky, matter of fact dialogue both bear Anderson’s calling card. This is not to disparage the show, it’s simply that those two filmmakers have become so synonymous with their signature style that the comparison is difficult not to draw. The series bears just as much influence from Sonnenfeld’s work - notably ‘The

Addams Family’ and its sequel.

While the stories translate extremely well to television the show isn’t perfect. Some of the CGI is very choppy, notably when animating Sunny, and one notable third act twist feels forced, serving to disparage an otherwise engaging subplot that we won’t spoil here.

Overall, however, the marriage of Lemony Snicket and Netflix feels like a very fortunate one and, with another 2 seasons planned it will be fascinating to see how the more divergent story threads of the later novels will play out onscreen. This version of ‘A Series of Unfortunate Events’ is, so far, a success and, at long last, an adaptation that fans of the book series can call meritorious. A phrase which here means ‘well worth the wait’.

The Peacemaker Mon 13th February, 5pm, UCD Cinema

After Spring Mon 20th February, 5pm, UCD Cinema

Before the Flood Mon 27th February, 5pm, UCD Cinema

James Demo’s documentary revolves around the story of Padraic O’Malley, a Dublin-born author and teacher who has made it his life’s goal to help broker peace in some of the world’s most unstable societies and unrelenting conflicts. The film tracks the 73 year old O’Malley over five years as he lands in hot zones like Nigeria and Iraq, advocating an end to violence and an embracing of peace.

Demo’s film paints a painfully honest picture of a man who, despite having spent so much time caring about others, needs to finally learn to care about himself.

Ellen Martinez and Steph Ching’s ‘After Spring’, produced

by John Stewart, is a haunting depiction of life in Zaatari - the largest camp in the world for Syrian refugees. The film, which premiered at the 2016 Tribeca Film Festival follows two refugee families stuck at a personal crossroads as well as the aid workers who struggle the keep the camp in running. The feature is most effective in putting a human face to the widespread crisis which has been so vividly depicted across news outlets and social media. By providing audiences with a window into the real, worntorn lives of the camp’s residents Martinez and Ching force us to tackle the refugee crisis head on.

This final film on the list packs star power, with Academy Award winners Fisher Stevens, Martin Scorcese and Leonardo DiCaprio all onboard. DiCaprio travels around the world in an effort in an effort to witness the ongoing effects of global warming first-hand and discover ‘how far we’ve gone - and if there’s anything we can do to stop it’. DiCaprio’s screen presence is a clear draw for the film, which arrives a full decade after Al Gore’s similarly damning ‘An Inconvenient Truth’.While the future of positive eco-progress in the United States looks bleak for the next four years at least ‘Before the Flood’ acts as a rallying cry and a reminder of the pressing need to begin to try and reverse the damage being done to the earth’s climate.

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Arts & Events.

Campus Events

In The Loop Holly Lloyd Arts & Events Editor

A quick look at three events coming to UCD. A Viennese Strauss Gala

Foil Arms & Hog

The Pavilion Theatre will host an evening to celebrate 19th century Viennese music and waltzing. This is set to be a classical lovers dream, with performances by the English National Opera and the European Orchestral ensemble and costumes and waltzing to match, the Pavilion will transport the audience back in time. The event will take place on the 11th February, with tickets on sale for €20-€22.

One of the main events in UCD Students’ Union’s RAG week line-up is comedy act Foil Arms & Hog. The trio will be playing at the Astra Hall UCD at 7pm on Tuesday the 31st, tickets are only €10 and in aid of Pieta House, you can purchase them in the campus SU shops.

UCD Relay for Life UCD’s Relay for Life is celebrating its 5th anniversary and will be officially launching on Thursday the 2nd of February. The relay committee members will have a stand outside the James Joyce library where students can sign up to take part. The 24-hour relay will take place in April in Devlin Park to raise much needed funds for the Irish Cancer Society.

St Petersburg Philharmonic Orchestra Also on Tuesday 31st January, the St Petersburg Philharmonic Orchestra will perform in the National Concert Hall. Russia is known for its exceptional musical scores and ballets and this Orchestra, founded in 1882, is no exception. Yuri Temirkanov will be chief conductor on the night, and Nikolai Lugansky the multi award winning pianist will accompany him to play Prokofiev’s piano concerto no.3. Tickets are a pricey €37.50-€75, but is worth it for classical music lovers who want to observe an evening of a world class performance.

UCD Fashion Show The UCD Fashion show this year will be taking place on the 15th and 16th February, to raise funds for mental health service Jigsaw. The Fashion show is put together by student designers, models and organisers and should be an entertaining event on campus to mark down in your diaries.

Frightened Rabbit Frightened Rabbit are touring their fifth album, ‘Painting of a Panic Attack’, which will hit the Academy on the 5th February. The indie rock band from Scotland have really come into their own and will certainly light up the Academy stage. Fans of The National, Rogue Wave and We Were Promised Jetpacks, will ease into this band’s music and should give them a try. Tickets from €27.50.

Royal Ballet The Lighthouse Cinema will show a live screening of Wayne McGregor’s first feature length ballet, ‘Woolf Works.

McGregor is known for moving away from the classical and traditional, while keeping ballet as the main format, it is totally contemporary and extremist. This new ballet is based on the writings of the author Virginia Woolf, with particular focus on three of her novels: Mrs Dalloway, Orlando, and The Waves. This will be screened on the 8th of February with tickets between €8-€10. The Lighthouse cinema once again gives the opportunity for ballet lovers or newcomers to view a new, exciting production.

Joseph Sudek Czech photographer Josef Sudek’s work will be exhibited throughout February 2017 in The Douglas Hyde Gallery, in Trinity. This exhibition will demonstrate his neo-romantic work, and the pictures he took of Prague post WW1, after he himself lost an arm in the war and took up photography. This is a wonderful opportunity to see the haunting works of a very private man.

Starting, Tue (31st) at 12:00 am until Wed 12:00 am

Tune in on Wedesnday at 11:00 am for ‘the Paper Round’, which will see College Tribune editor Jack Power and University Observer editor Roisin Guyett-Nicholson take over the station for an hour to discuss the most interesting stories and news on campus.

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The Pillowman The acclaimed play will be held in the Gaiety Theatre and will run from the 24th of January to the 5th of February. This piece written by Irish playwright Martin McDonagh was first performed in 2003 and has achieved great success since, winning an Olivier Award and two Tony awards. This play has a dark plot behind it, a writer is interrogated by the police for the similarities between his short stories and a number of child murders that are occurring. Tickets start at €24.50, and is a must for anyone who wishes to see a modern classic.

Film in Review:

Chinese New Year Festival

Kaleo

Il Trovatore

Kaleo will perform in the Olympia theatre on February 6th. The Icelandic band has folk, blues and indie rock influences, and have slowly started their rise to fame with their music featured on the soundtracks of Suits, Orange is the new Black and FIFA 16 to name a few. Tickets €20 and a band well worth checking out.

The Royal Opera’s production of Il Trovatore will be screened in the Lighthouse Cinema live from the royal Opera house on Tuesday, January 31st. This will be director David Bosch’s first UK production of the Verdi classic. This Opera, regularly included in the Opera’s repertoire, has been a favourite since its beginnings in the 1850s. This is a great opportunity to see high class opera at a fraction of the price of a seat in an auditorium with ticket prices from €10-€18, and particularly appealing for any student on a budget who wishes to be introduced to the Opera.

‘Manchester by the Sea’ Hugo Warner Arts & Events Writer

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Strictly adhering to realism to acutely convey tragedy, Kenneth Lonergan’s ‘Manchester by the Sea’ is a compelling film about grief, loss and pathos. Morose janitor Lee Chandler (Casey Affleck) is forced to return to his native seaside town to care for the sixteen-year-old son (Lucas Hedges) of his recently deceased brother, while simultaneously battling the demons of his tragic past. What is immediately obvious upon viewing the film is how the aforementioned themes are encapsulated within cinematic elements.

Lesley Barber’s score contains an abundance of melancholic string and piano arrangements

Since 2008, Dublin has played host to the Chinese New Year celebrations in Ireland. In its 10th year this year, the festival will run from the 28th January-12th February. As well as producing events to entertain, the Chinese new year festival aims to educate and inform the Irish public to bring closers ties between the two nations. What this festival has cleverly done is instead of focusing on purely traditional Chinese events, they have in many cases amalgamated Irish and Chinese traditions for a twist on each experience. Many of the events are free, but booking is required. Some of the highlights include, the Irish Whiskey tour in Mandarin taking place on 5th and 12th of Feb from 12pm, tickets are €5 (at the Irish Whiskey Museum opposite Trinity College).

The RTE national symphony orchestra will play on the 6th of February for the Chinese new year celebration with tickets at just €12. The UCD Confucius Institute of Ireland will present a Chinese new year gala in the Convention Centre in the city centre on the 11th February. All events can be found on www.chinesenewyeardublin.com.

that highlight the poignancy of the film. Wide panning shots of a cold and silent seascape offer little respite to the sadness.

This theme is mirrored too, in the dialogue, in every conversation the embittered Chandler partakes in emphasising his depressive state and refusal to open up. It’s not surprising that Affleck earned an Oscar nomination for his exemplary depiction of the fragility of the human being (Michelle Williams also gives a stellar performance as Chandler’s ex wife). This is a man whose soul has hardened amidst the personal tragedies flung his way, leaving an indelible mark on

his existence. The exposition of Chandler’s tragedy is done brilliantly with a non-linear narrative and series of flashbacks. The morose and wounded protagonist’s only solace comes in the form of a relationship with his nephew, who slowly but surely establishes a rapport with his anguished uncle. Lee’s genuine concern for Patrick eventually materialises after the teen’s sudden panic attack, where Lee refuses to leave his side of out of love and care.

‘Manchester by the Sea’ shows us how the human nature of others that break us and bring grief to our life is the very same thing that rescue us at our lowest ebbs. p.27

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Reáchtáladh an chéad ‘Pop Up Gaeltacht’ sa bheár Rua ar Shráid Clarendon i mBaile Átha Cliath ar an 24 Samhain. Is iad Peadar Ó Caomhánaigh agus Osgur Ó Ciardha a bhunaigh an t-imeacht Gaeilge is nuálaí agus is mó tóir air le roinnt mhaith blianta anuas. An smaoineamh taobh thiar den choincheap ná go úsáideann roinnt mhaith daoine an teanga lasmuigh den earnáil oideachais agus nach bhfuil ag obair in earnáil na Gaeilge, agus ba mhaith leis na Gaeil uirbeacha seo a thaispeáint go bhfuil an Ghaeilge bheo i gCathair Bhaile Átha Cliath.

Bhí an-rath ar an ócáid, agus reáchtáladh dhá ‘Pop Up Gaeltacht’ ó shin i mBaile Átha Cliath.

Ní bhíonn aon siamsaíocht ar siúl ar an oíche, bíonn daoine ag teacht le chéile ar mhaithe le bheith le chéile agus Gaeilge a labhairt. Bíonn

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mearbhall ar dhaoine toisc go bhfuil an smaoineamh chomh simplí sin agus fiosrach ina leith, dá bharr tagann slua ollmhór chuig an imeacht.

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An Mámh a chur ar Mheiriceá

Shamhlófaí go mba bháire na fola a bhí ann i Washington thar an deireadh seachtaine.

A fhad is a bhí súile na meán ar fad ó gach cearn den domhan ag ullmhú is ag faire ar insealbhú Trump mar chúigiú Uachtarán is daichead ar Stáit Aontaithe Mheiriceá, bhí na mílte agóidithe amuigh ag súil ar shráideanna na príomhchathrach. Shiúil an mhórchuid acu go síochánta, ach bhí dream beag a d’éirigh foiréigneach agus iad ag léiriú a míshásaimh leis an gCeannaire nua a bhí á cheapadh ar a dtír. Gabhadh ar a laghad 217 sna cambúis a bhris amach. Ar ndóigh bíonn ceisteanna i gcónaí faoina spreagann iompar dronganna agus is dócha go mba fhlosc chun foiréigin a bhí i gcuid mhaith den drochiompar seo seachas teachtaireacht thomhaiste pholatúil á tabhairt i leith theacht i gcumhacht Trump.

Ach fós féin, léiríonn sé go raibh cuid mhaith daoine a bhí corraithe go maith faoin bhfear atá le bheith i bhfeighil orthu don chéad cheithre bliana eile.

Agus gach seans go bhfuil cúis acu a bheith buartha faoi. Bhíothas ag cur i leith Trump go leor uaireanta i rith a fheachtais go mbíodh sé ag insint bréag. Is cosúil go ndearna sé a leithéid díreach tar éis dó teacht i gcumhacht.

Seo thíos dhá ghrianghraf a glacadh ón radharc céanna. Glacadh an ceann ar chlé le linn imshealbhú Trump ar 20 Eanáir 2017, agus an ceann ar dheis i rith imshealbhú Obama ar 20 Eanáir 2009. Mhaigh preasrúnaí Trump, Sean Spicer, go raibh an slua a bhí a láthair ag imshealbhú Trump ar ‘an lucht féachana is mó mar fhinnéithe ar imshealbhú ariamh’.

Ach de réir fianaise ó ghrianghraif a glacadh ó uillinneacha éagsúla, taifead den mhéid turas a rinneadh ar iompar poiblí ar na laethanta a bhí i gceist, agus eile, tá saineolaithe sluaite tar éis a rá nach raibh sa slua a bhí i láthair ag ócáid Trump ach aon trian den mhéid a tháinig chuig Obama ocht mbliana roimh ré.

Dhealródh sé go bhfuil tús curtha le bréaga ó Theach Bán Trump ón soicind a tháinig sé i gcumhacht.

Ach bheadh an méid seo ag dul leis an gcaoi ar iompair sé féin i rith a fheachtais is cosúil.

De réir staidéar teangeolaíochta a rinneadh tá an caighdeán cainte a úsáideann sé ag leibhéal a mbeifí ag súil leis i ngrád a ceathar.

Ní dhearna se riamh argóint chuimsitheach shonrach faoin gcaoi a raibh sé ní b’fhearr ná a iomaitheoirí. Laistigh de sheachtain amháin i Nollaig 2015 dúirt sé go raibh a naimhde polatúla ‘amaideach’ ar a laghad tríocha uair.

Ionsaithe ad hominem seachas loighic agus fianaise is ea an modh troda is fearr leis.

Tá sé aisteach mar sin gur éirigh le Trump cuid mhaith vótaí a fháil fós féin ó dhaoine a bhfuil céim ollscoile acu. I measc siúd a bhfuil cáilíocht iarchéime acu áfach, bhí tromlach suntasach ag Hilary. Ach fíric atá níos spéisiúla ná go raibh gaol dearfach idir an méid vótaí a fuair Trump agus aois an vótálaí, ach gaol diúltach idir an méid vótaí a fuair Hilary agus aois an vótálaí. Is éard atá á rá anseo ná go raibh mórlach ag Hilary i measc daoine óga agus mórlach ag Trump i measc seanóirí. Bhí an feiniméan céanna le feiceáil i rith vóta Brexit sa Bhreatain. Vótaí coimeádacha á gcaitheamh ag an lucht aosta a mbeidh impleachtaí acu don aos óg ar feadh na mblianta tar éis a mbáis.

An bhféadfaí moladh a thabhairt mar sin, go m’bhféidir go mbeadh sé tráthúil meáchan a chur le vótaí de réir aoise, sé sin le rá go mba thábhachtaí an vóta a chaitheann tú de réir an mhéid blianta a meastar go mbeidh tú fós ar an saol. Fé mar atá faoi láthair, is cosúil go bhfuil ár gcórais dhaonlathacha ‘chóra’ ag bogadh ar dheis i dtreo an phobalachais choimeádaigh, agus ní fios méid ná nádúr na n-impleachtaí a bheidh aige seo go fadtéarmach. Ach tá rud amháin cinnte, is iad na daoine óga, ní na seandaoine, a bheidh thuas ná thíos leis.

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Short Story.

Another Day in Paradise Cillian Fearon

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ucy sat down on the edge of the pool. She took off her boots and dipped her feet into the water. It felt nice on her feet. It didn't look particularly clean though it was probably just honest to goodness rain water.

Lucy smiled to herself. Charlie used to always give out when she said things like that. ‘Nobody talks like that in real life’ he'd say. Her smile wilted. She missed Charlie. That was the nature of things now. One day you'd have someone, the next day you wouldn't. She looked around her. Like these nice folks, she thought. It was probably a real nice house back in the day.

She imagined that the people who lived there were probably some real happy family. The dad 31.01.2017

was probably called something like Chuck or Harvey. He'd go off to work each day in his five hundred dollar suit. He had a nice sports car still in the garage.

Lucy liked the look of those old fashioned cars. Particularly the stylish Triumph Spitfire under the cover in Chuck's garage. Lucy smiled to herself again. She had sat in the Spitfire for a little bit.

It was nice to do something for herself for a change. She had turned the motor over but the battery was as dead as everything else.

Chuck probably had a nice pretty wife. She'd get up nice and early each morning for a jog with some of the other neighbourhood wives. She'd probably come back and have some kind of weird ass smoothie designed to detoxify your nostrils or something. Then she'd go get their only child out

of bed and ready for school.

They'd all sit down and have breakfast together each morning.

Chuck would have bacon and eggs because he liked to think of himself as full blooded man.

Though Missus Chuck would eventually convince him to switch to kelp wrapped porridge after his third heart attack on the golf course.

Then Chuck junior would run out of the house without so much as a thank you or goodbye to Mummy dearest. He'd grab one of those cliché little yellow buses all the way to school. Back at home Chuck would give Mrs Chuck a passionless ‘peck on the cheek’ before climbing into the real love of his life, that Spitfire.

Mrs Chuck would then get all dolled up before climbing into her own car, probably some sort of tank-like sport utility vehicle.

‘There was a dull thump from the house that took her back to the present.’

The ones that are as comfortable doing the school run as they are going over landmines in downtown Baghdad. She'd climb into that big S.O.B. and head off to work at some charity company.

Lucy stared up at the clear blue sky. She was glad to be off her feet after walking for so long. She hadn't found a working car in more than two hundred miles. The last one she had seen was a pickup truck with a couple of ‘good ol' boys’ riding on the back.

Though being a nineteen year old girl walking the roads at the end of the world, and them having a couple of hunting rifles, Lucy decided not to catch a ride.

She wiggled her toes in the water. Walking wasn't so bad. It sucked but at least you got to appreciate the scenery. It was also good for looking for supplies.

You didn't have worry that someone would take your vehicle. You could also sneak up on folks, or more likely sneak around them. Lucy had a knack for getting well out of the way of things before they ever became an issue. The road was lonely though. She had Charlie for quite a while. For all his moaning and complaining, he was good to have around. He was mostly useless, but it was nice to have someone to talk to. Lucy could feel herself getting upset again. It happened every time she thought about Charlie.

There was a dull thump from the house that took her back to the present.

‘I guess Chuck's home after all’, she said to herself.

She took her feet out of the water and dried off. She knew she'd have a few minutes before she'd need to run. She put her boots back on and shouldered her pack. Lastly she picked up her baseball bat. It had a couple of nails through the head of it just to be sure.

There was another thump, it was closer now. She had left the sliding door of the patio wide open.

Sure enough, there was Chuck or whatever his name might have been. He shambled slowly through the doorway.

‘Urrg’ said Chuck staring at her vacantly.

‘I know buddy’, Lucy said.

It was quite sad really. Lucy stood looking at Chuck. He had probably come home when it all happened. He had watched the news with Mrs Chuck and Chuck Junior and held them close.

They'd probably done what the news had told them. They'd hidden, then they had run out of food. Then when help didn't show up, manly man Chuck would have gone foraging. He'd have come back with a couple of scratches but nothing serious.

He'd have started to get sicker and sicker until one day he just stopped breathing. Chuck would have died beside he's weeping, starving, wife and child.

Then Chuck would have come back and torn them limb from limb.

Lucy had found what was left of Mrs Chuck and Chuck Junior upstairs. She hadn't been able to find Chuck though. He must have gotten stuck somewhere. It happened sometimes. They had a funny way of ending up in strange places.

‘Urrg’ Chuck said again, more forcefully this time.

He was moving towards Lucy. ‘I know buddy’, Lucy said softly before swinging her bat down on Chuck's head. It shattered like a melon. Lucy sat down beside the pool again.

She sighed, ‘Just another day in paradise’. p.29

Turbine.

The Turbine A lway s S ati r ical - O c cas ional l y H u mou rous

Back to Belfield:

A Commentary from your Turbine Editor

Two First Year UCD Siblings Debate Which is More Deserving of Their Parents Love

Karl O’Reilly Turbine Editor

Fiachra & Fionnuala Moloney Turbine Writers

We are back to Belfield. The snow has melted from our eyes, revealing the gifts of spring in all their glory.

The familiar characters of the campus have returned to work: Stanley the bus driver, without whom none of us would get to college on time; Leslie the cook, whose secret sauce astounds us every day; and Billy the administrator, who is back to his old mischief, selling MSG to freshers from a kitbag.

Many of us are returned from abroad. For my part, I enjoyed a brief trip to Paris, where I saw for the first time the Eiffel Tower manifest in front of me. It looked somewhat smaller than I had come to anticipate from photographs, but then the camera is alleged to add 10 pounds. I myself once fell victim to this illusion, when a supposed friend of mine who was appearing on television held up before the camera a photograph of a photograph of myself. The effect of the illusion was compounded I looked expectedly engorged, and we have not spoken since.

I am glad that New Year’s Eve has passed. I have always had an aversion to the tradition of counting down from 10, which I regard as being a huge waste of time. I don’t by any means mean to brag, but I have always preferred to spend those 10 seconds doing something more productive, like exercising. Still, what followed the countdown, the uproar of cheer and celebration, was heartwarming.

And it is perhaps a promising sign that our first act of the year was to so warmly welcome the arrival of the year’s first immigrant: the year itself - 2017 - which has come here from the far-east.

So here we are. Belfield has thawed and we must follow suit: clear from our sensibilities the any remaining winter frost; usher into blossom a self that is more sober, and more dewy.

Following legal advice the Turbine’s initial first feature of this semester, a lively report on a steel cage brawl between two first-year UCD siblings has been postponed indefinitely. In its stead the two siblings Fiachra and Fionnuala Moloney have opted to lock horns through the medium of the written word.

We’re Fiachra and Fionnuala Moloney, first year arts students, and yes, brother and sister. Like most siblings, we’ve long been arch-rivals, but we try to keep our feuding civil. In fact, we’ve been having the same debate over and over for the past 18 years. So, to finally figure it out, we’re both pledging our case in this the true Kangaroo of all courts - the Turbine column.

The question is age-old: which sex is better, the girl or the boy, mná or fir, the brother or the sister, Fiachra or Fionnuala.

Fiachra Hey guys, Fiachra here. Of course brothers are better. Is there even a question? Need evidence? Well, I’m a brother and Fionnuala’s a sister - so, there’s that. But there are other reasons as well.

Sisters are terrified of creepy crawlies, like spiders and bugs.

They act like each pair of legs a spider has is a horseman of the apocalypse. It’s just a spider, Fionnuala - relax. He’s more afraid of you than you are of him.

Sisters are obsessed with social media. They love taking selfies of their smoothies, logging onto ‘memes’, and sending snaps on TwitBook and FaceSpace. They also love saving pictures of that Bieber guy (I don’t even know his name). Who wants to listen to songs about babies anyway? Grow up girls, it’s pathetic.

Sisters don’t know anything about sports. You could explain the rules of football to them until the cows come home and they’d still think something like… the referee … scores a penalty every time there’s a ... striker. Actually, I think a cow would grasp the beautiful game sooner than Fionnuala.

Fionnuala Fionnuala here. Sisters are obviously better. Why? They just are. Need further proof? How about the fact that I’m a sister, Still not sure?

Sisters multitask. Have you ever heard anyone describe their brother? It’s always the same response: ‘He’s fine.’ Sisters on the other hand are many things at once: kind, generous, tidy - you name it.

Sisters are around on Saturday mornings. Where are brothers?

Probably in the local park playing football.

Sisters have longer hair. Check and mate, Fiachra. It’s obvious, to quote the age old adage - sisters rule, brothers drool.

Fiachra's reply Nice try, sis. Sure you guys have longer hair, but your other points are spurious and misguided.

I’m a great multitasker! I can play sports in the morning while at the same time thinking about what I’m going to wear later at the cinema.

Sisters aren’t around on Saturday mornings either. You and mum are always out getting your nails done - don’t pretend.

Also, to add a new point, I’m reading that brothers apparently have better 3-D memories than sisters.

Fionnuala's reply Fiachra’s piece was so dishonest, it’s embarrassing. It’s also clear that he thinks the world of himself, which is disgusting.

And I’m kind of surprised that he’s feeling so good considering his girlfriend only died six months ago. Or did you forget about that, Fiachra?

On that note Turbine editor Karl O’Reilly choose to conclude the debate, promising to return to the issue and settle the matter in some kind of vicious battle of physical steel at a later date.

Deeks to Rename College “University China-Dublin” Zach Bower Turbine Writer

Documents the Turbine obtained from rooting through the bins behind the Tierney building reveal President Andrew Deeks has been pondering selling off the ‘C’ in UCD’s name to China.

Senior members of the Chinese Communist Party are believed are interested in securing the naming rights to the middle letter in Ireland’s largest university's name.

The proposal to re-brand the Belfield college ‘University China-Dublin’ are believed to be in the later stages of negotiations.

Shouting down from his office in the Tierney building top floor President Deeks outlined to this intrepid Turbine reporter that ‘it’s just a case of haggling an extra few million out of the Chinese at this stage’, and that the UCD administration has left lofty ideals like “morality” behind long ago. www.collegetribune.ie

The cunning ploy would have all the short-term merits of drawing in a large number of international students (and their juicy high fees) to Dublin, foremost through the fact many unfortunate Chinese students might be tricked into applying to ‘University China-Dublin’ not realising the campus would be based in Ireland.

When questioned further about the sensibility of tying UCD’s image and reputation as an educational institution to a state such as China, which under the authoritarian rule of the Chinese Communist Party systemically suppresses the freedom of speech and political assembly, and carefully censors their own education institutions and curriculum, President Deeks merely retreated from his window back to his office.

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Tech.

More Concern Than Excitement Ahead of the Launch of the Nintendo Switch Conor McGovern Tech Editor

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ast week the gaming community (pessimists and optimists alike) received a more in depth look into Nintendo’s new games console the Switch, during the annual Nintendo press conference. In recent years, Nintendo’s attempts to remain relevant in the gaming industry have fallen short with the prime example being the WiiU which is fair to say failed on the name alone.

As an individual who grew up with Nintendo, I was more than a little excited to see what Nintendo could bring to the table for 2017. However, after the press conference had finished my early optimism was replaced by sighs of frustration regarding pricing, storage, battery life and overall gaming experience.

Firstly the Switch is designed as a household console like the Xbox and Playstation, but has the ability to be used as a handheld. The switch can be broken down into three parts; the console, the dock and the Joy-Cons (controllers). When attached to the dock the Switch functions as any other console, once unhooked from the dock the Switch turns into a touchscreen device just like a tablet. The Joy-Con controllers which resemble the initial Wii controllers can be attached to the console so the user can play on the go.

When you take into account what the Switch actually is, it is difficult to justify how much consumers will have to pay for it. In America the pricing comes in at an even $300 dollars while here in Ireland it is estimated to be at around €329 which is a 70 euro increase from the original Nintendo Wii. Although some individuals would argue that €329 isn’t breaking the bank in this current climate, it is important to understand that €329 gets the consumer just the console and dock.

One glaring issue is that the Joy-Con controllers that come with the Switch are not chargeable forcing consumers to purchase a separate controller charge pack for €30. While you can use the Joy-Con controllers Nintendo have produced a more traditional shaped controller the likes of the Xbox and Playstation, the controller which has been named the ‘PRO controller’ will cost €70.

With all the add-ons one must purchase it’s hard to see how the Switch is truly worth it, especially after the recent reveal that no game will come with the console. A bold move which could backfire in the long run. It is understandable that Nintendo would want consumers to purchase their big titles separately like Zelda and Mario (estimated €60 each) but it is difficult to get behind a console that once purchased has no games to play.

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Image Above Consumers beware, with low battery performance and questionable memory, will the Switch be a good investment?

Finally, for the first time Nintendo are asking consumers to pay for access online, while it might be an industry standard to purchase for an online community it is the first time Nintendo have tried to adopt this approach and with a lack of price it just comes across as if Nintendo are attempting to get as much money as they can from their consumers.

“For the first time Nintendo are asking consumers to pay for access online” If the unsettling amount of money one must spend to have all the equipment for Switch wasn’t enough, many have questioned the memory capacity of the hardware as well. After Nintendo spent the best part of last year hyping the new console it came as a bit of a shock that it would only come with a 32 GB hard drive. For example, ‘Legend of Zelda Breath of the Wild’ which is projected to be the consoles best seller will take up more than half of memory space. This will force users to acquire SD cards (ranging from €10 - 100 depending) for extra memory in order to play more games.

Memory problems and additional add-ons certainly aren’t a new strategy in the gaming industry. But it feels as if Nintendo may be crossing a line in which potential customers might feel turned off, especially with reliable alternatives such as the Playstation, Xbox or PC. The unique selling point of the Switch is clearly its portable handheld mode, although an interesting idea this too came under some scrutiny from the gaming community with an inquiry into the battery life. Nintendo responded with a rather vague 2.5 hours to 6 hours depending on the graphic requirements of whatever game you’re playing. For example, those who want to play Legend of Zelda on

the go will be expecting 3 hours of run time.

Gamers planning on using the portable function on long journeys will have to consider which games they want to play or else the user would have to purchase a power pack or two. Something that Nintendo have failed to mention is how long the life span for the Switch is, just like all electronics these days, overtime battery life fades. Although you may be able to play Legend of Zelda for 3 hours upon the Switches release, in 6 months-time will the user be able to play for more than an hour?

Finally, the lack of interesting and dynamic games is another reason to worry about the Switch. On Launch day (March 3rd) consumers will most likely scramble to get their copy of Legend of Zelda ‘Breath of the Wild’ and will probably ignore the other titles also released or about to be released such as Just Dance 2017. Or Mario Kart 8 Deluxe and Skyrim which will be released in the Autumn. Nintendo have plans for releasing Super Mario Odyssey during the Christmas period, while games like Minecraft, FIFA, NBA 2K18 and Ultra Street Fighter 2 do not have a current release date but are expected to be available for purchase in 2017.

“The lack of interesting and dynamic games is another reason to worry about the Nintendo Switch” Nintendo’s recent attempt to gather ground on its competition seems to have established more doubters than they hoped. Firefighting questions over pricing, storage and battery issues, Nintendo will find it difficult to convince serious gamers and even casual gamers to invest in the Switch.

It is too early to predict whether or not the Switch will be a success but if the problems outlined are anything to go by it doesn’t look promising for Nintendo’s new creation. p.31

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Sport.

UCD GAA 2016/17 Season So Far Fails to Impress, But Sigerson Campaign Hopes Still Alive Sports writer Niall Yore reviews the 2016/17 UCD GAA season so far, from the Sigerson squad, to hurling, the intermediaries and the Freshers’ teams.

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or the senior men’s football team, the first half of the season can be considered largely disappointing.

Led by former ‘All Star’ footballer of the year Jack McCaffrey UCD finished top of their Ryan Cup group, with victories over DIT, St Patrick’s College and IT Carlow. The ‘Sigerson’ team would have expected to go further than the quarter finals but ultimately, they would not. Instead, Tralee IT would cause a huge shock by beating UCD (the current Ryan Cup and Sigerson Cup holders) on a score line of 0-15 to 1-13.

The team would be hugely disappointed to not retain their title. However, this January UCD would bounce back to beat Dublin in the O’Byrne Cup . It was the first time that

Dublin had been defeated in a year. Although this victory was historic, it was not enough for UCD to qualify for the knockout stages of the O’Byrne Cup. For the Sigerson team, positives can be gathered but going into the championship a lot more will be needed if UCD will retain the Sigerson Cup. Following on from the ‘Sigerson’ team, is the senior men’s hurling team. Two draws against DCU and St Patrick’s College compounded with a loss to Ulster University meant, the hurlers were limply knocked out of the group stages with no victories. Not much improvement would be made in the Walsh Cup where heavy defeats to Dublin and Wexford would be enough to end any hopes of progression.

There would be little consolation in a victory

over Carlow. Ultimately, the season so far has been a failure for the Fitzgibbon Cup team.

The intermediate football team had a semi-final spot in their hands until DIT annihilated IT Carlow 9-26 to 1-3 meaning DIT would go through having a better points difference to that of UCD. DIT had seven points to spare in the race for the semi-final spot over UCD. In the first game of the group, UCD played out a 0-10 points apiece draw against DIT. This was followed up by two comprehensive victories against IT Carlow and GMIT. However, it would not be enough as DIT progressed ahead of them. A disappointing end to a promising and hopeful league campaign for the ‘Inters’.

For their counterparts in hurling, it was an even worse scenario. Two concessions for their opponents NUIG and GMIT, and one victory due to a walkover against Maynooth left UCD sitting 3rd in the table, unable to qualify for the knockout stages.

The junior football team had a disappointing league campaign. A heavy defeat away to NUIG, followed up by a defining loss to longtime rivals Trinity College meant progression from the group was impossible. A victory in the final group game away to DCU was just a consolation. Another poor league campaign from a UCD team left a lot to be desired. n contrast, the junior hurlers salvaged some pride for UCD by claiming the Division 3 title with victory over IT Sligo in the final on a score line of 0-17 to 0-18. It started with a defeat to IT Sligo in the group stage but wins against NUIG and GMIT Letterfrack led UCD to the quarterfinals where they would face IT Tallaght. UCD would be too good for the Tallaght side running out comprehensive victors by 3-25 to 0-5. UCD would move onto Ulster University Magee in the semi-finals resulting in a score line of 6-21 to 1-2. This would end with a final against IT Sligo. The junior hurlers ended the drought that surrounded the rest of the teams in UCD. The Junior ‘B’ football team had a disappoint-

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ing year too. Losing to the Cadets, followed up by victories over Inchicore, Portlaoise IFE and Carlow IFE. However, a walkover in the quarter-finals to IT Tralee would end any hopes of bringing home a trophy to UCD. For the Freshers, it was a sub-par year. In terms of football, out of the three representative sides only the ‘C’ team made it out of the group, however, they would face a stronger NUIG team in the semi-finals. For the hurlers, it was much of the same story as both teams failed to progress to the semi-finals.

The Ashbourne Cup team had a run to the semi-finals for the Division 1 title. However, their success was to be halted by a determined DIT side on a score line of 1-11 to 0-13. UCD had led at halftime by three points, however a last-minute goal would end any hopes of winning the Senior Ladies Camogie Division 1 title. In the first round of the Ashbourne Cup, UCD were well-beaten by Waterford IT. Whilst the Intermediate Camogie side would bow out to St Patrick's College in the quarter finals.

The O’Connor Cup side would make it to the final against University of Limerick in the Senior Ladies Division 1 league. However, UL would dictate the tight encounter. UCD could never seem to gain the lead which would eventually result in a 1-12 to 1-06 loss. It was a disheartening end to a promising league campaign. The juniors and inters would also have disappointing results throughout the league ending with both being knocked out.

Overall, there were some incredibly poor results from most teams. Each team will be hoping their form can be improved to for the championship. Last year marked the first UCD Sigerson cup win 1996 for the GAA senior men’s footballing side, but the side will need to rally together to mount a serious defence of their hard-earned silverware last year.

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Five UCD Stars to Watch this 6 Nations UCD RFC has been a regular conveyor belt of burgeoning rugby talent in recent years, as a regular feeder club for the Leinster first team. Here’s five recent former Belfield Collidge players in the Irish squad to keep an eye out for.

Josh van der Flier Part of the recent bright crop of UCD players alongside Ringrose, van der Flier has been a semiregular feature for Ireland, and his strong performances at flanker has pushed himself into almost starting contention. Sean O’Brien (another UCD rugby alumni) will have to watch his back as van der Flier continues to impress, and no doubt will do so when he’s on the pitch for Ireland.

6 Nations Preview: Solid Defence Key to Strong Six Nations Showing for Ireland With the Six Nations back on February 4th, Sports editor Conor Lynott tries to predict the final table of this year’s instalment of the tournament, which sees the addition of a new bonus point system. So how will the Northern Hemisphere teams fare this time round?

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Luke McGrath Scrumhalf McGrath has done well for Leinster, his quick paced supply of ball was essential to UCD’s attacking and fast backline flair two years ago. He’s unlikely to see much game time behind Conor Murray, but injury or some squad rotation during the four consecutive test games may see McGrath get a chance to show off in the green jersey.

James Tracy Tracy is a talented hooker, he hasn’t been given a real chance to show his talent at Test level, but might get some time on the pitch as games wear on and the front-line is rotated.

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Garry Ringrose Only last year he was the heartbeat of UCD’s attacking side in the Irish club League, Ringrose has begun to make a name for himself as a dynamic impact sub in the centre.

His Leinster centre partnership with the other young Irish starlet Robbie Henshaw may be a pairing Schmidt looks to replicate in the Irish backline. Ringrose hasn’t been balked by the bright lights of pressure games before, and should definitely get over the line for a try or two throughout the tournament. www.collegetribune.ie

Dan Leavy Another strong young forward Leavy got his first call up to an Ireland squad last November. He’s appeared regularly for Leinster, as the injury to Jordi Murphy has opened up opportunity for Leavy to get some Leinster game time and develop. Unlikely to be picked in any of Schmidt’s starting lines Leavy may appear as a substitute after the 60-minute mark the odd game.

A first Grand Slam since 2009 might be a bit too much of an ask, but with both Munster and Leinster on fire from the Champions Cup, expect Ireland to be a force to be reckoned with. They won’t have it all their own their way as England are a very difficult last home fixture after a punishing four consecutive test matches.

However, if the performances of Munster and Leinster are anything to go by, the skill sets of the Irish backs and the excellent ability of their forwards to create secure set pieces are a class above everybody, bar maybe England. Joe Schmidt will need to look after Ireland captain, Rory Best, given the injury to Sean Cronin.

But in other divisions, Ireland look well stocked in attack and defence to secure a third title in four years.

Buoyed after a historically vanquishing the myth of New Zealand’s invincibility, there seems nothing this team under Schmidt can’t achieve.

Predicted Position: 1st

A few weeks ago, they would have been tipped to win.

However, the English coaching team has been forced to deal with a nasty spate of injuries in recent weeks.

Chris Robshaw, Joe Marler, Billy Vunipola and Joe Launchbury are big losses of experience and muscle for English Head Coach, Eddie Jones. Additionally, England have the most difficult of openings away to France and Wales. One of these teams will surely fancy their chances against an undoubtedly weakened England outfit. They should have far too much firepower for the other nations. The underperformance of the defensive units of top English Clubs in Europe is in contrast to the Irish provinces demonstrates that on current form Ireland might have the edge in defence.

This is important as teams go looking for bonus points.

For this reason, if the competition comes down to points difference England’s leaky defensive line may hurt them and see the Three Lions fall just short.

Having said that, it’s the nature of Test rugby that club form does not necessarily play a decisive factor.

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Some may be surprised to see a prediction placing Wales in 5th position. Indeed, Wales have been regular champions in the last five years and supplied the bulk of the Lions team that secured a 2 -1 series victory over Mike Deans’ Wallabies team. However, their recent Test form since last March has been shocking. They failed to win any of their Test matches against the All Blacks last summer and put in a meek performance against Australia. What is more, the fact that Welsh great, Sam Warburton, was dropped because he needed to ‘focus on his (own) game’, suggests that there might be a sharp decline in form and discipline within the Wales camp that may lead to disorganisation on the pitch. In addition, the support of the public is important to any team and it’s well known that Rob Howley does not share the popularity of the man he is temporarily replacing, Lions Coach, Warren Gatland. It will be interesting to see how these factors play out, but the result could see Scotland leapfrog Wales in the 6 Nations final table if the Wales fail to turn up again in February.

Playing Ireland: 10th March. In Cardiff, Kickoff: 20:00 Predicted Position: 5th FRANCE A feel-good factor has been slowly returning to French rugby since Guy Noves took over from Philippe Saint-André. Much like Ireland, one of the barometers of progress is performance levels against the All Blacks. France put up an admirable fight against the All Blacks in a 19 – 24 loss, one week after Ireland’s historic afternoon in Chicago last November. With a coach who appears to allow players to play in their natural positions, players with the pace of Teddy Thomas and a forward line that, used correctly, can do serious damage. What’s more, signals from the French camp suggest that Noves has cultivated a high performance training SCOTLAND routine that will improve the fitness of French players. Europe needs France to stay strong and this year Scotland have been knocking on the door for the just might see one of the big guns fall to a renewed past few seasons. With Glasgow winning the GuinFrench flair. ness Pro12 in 2015, followed five months later by the heroics on the international stage as they Playing Ireland: unfairly missed out on a World Cup Semi Final 25th Feb. In Dublin, Kickoff: 16:50 due to a dubious decision by Referee Craig Joubert.

Scotland’s recent form would also suggest they have the ability to beat one of their big rivals in a game Predicted Position: 3rd other than a scrap with Italy. Only last November, it was the Scotsmen who led for almost the entire eighty minutes against a Wallabies side pushing for a Grand Slam European Tour. However, this is as good as it gets. The almost routine concession of a late try suggests that they will struggle for fitness against sides like England and Ireland. They do have an attacking zeal about them and one can expect one big win (along with a comfortable dispatching of Italy) if they can put teams away early and keep the foot on the pedal and retain focus.

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ITALY Expect Italy to finish bottom of the pile once again. While it should be acknowledged that Italy have an excellent new coach in Conor O’Shea from County Clare, who oversaw the historic Springboks victory, this victory was immediately followed by a defeat to lowly Tonga. There is no doubt that O’Shea is the kind of man who makes a difference and Italy might well prove to be a more competitive than last year.

However, it is too early to expect any sharp deviation from the status quo as far as Italian rugby is concerned, given their desperately low skill levels and their aging stalwart, Sergio Parisse.

Conor O’Shea will improve Italy in the long term, but it may be some time before we see its effects. The news that Zebre Rugby, one of only two professional Italian clubs, is set to leave the Pro12 does not help matters in the slightest, and O’Shea knows he does not have an easy job on his hands

Playing Ireland: 4th Feb. In Murrayfield, Kickoff: 14:25

Playing Ireland: 11th Feb. In Rome, Kickoff: 14:25

Predicted Position: 4th

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Looking Ahead for UCD AFC: Lessons of Last Year’s Heartbreak Should Steel Students for Renewed Promotion Drive in 2017 Eoghan Brennan Sports Writer

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kicked off their preparations for the 2017 League of Ireland season with an underwhelming pre-season 4-1 loss away to Shamrock Rovers, with 3 goals from the Tallaght side in a ten minute second half flurry taking the game away from UCD. While this may be a disappointing loss to start the pre-season campaign it is certainly not an indicator of how they will fare in the first division.

The students will be hoping to learn from their heart-breaking 2016 season as they finished in 4th place after a 2-1 loss to Drogheda United on the final day of the season, a spot www.collegetribune.ie

off the promotion playoff spots.

This allowed the Louth natives to progress to the promotion/relegation playoff at the expense of Collie O’Neill’s side. Drogheda went on to defeat Wexford Youths and earn themselves a spot in the League of Ireland Premier Division alongside runaway 2016 First Division winners Limerick FC. UCD will be without the experienced Jason Byrne and his 221 League of Ireland goals as he moved on to Cabinteely following a season-long spell with the students that brought a certain buzz to the Belfield Bowl whenever he was on

the ball. The loss of Byrne may not have a devastating effect on the pitch at UCD as the now 39-yearold scored 4 goals in just 17 appearances last season. 15 of the Students 26-man squad thus far for the 2017 season being under the age of 20.

While club captain Gary O’Neill may have the necessary leadership qualities for the role as well as the experience of playing in England with Wolverhampton Wanderers he will only be 22 upon the commencement of the league campaign at the end of February. They will instead be relying on players such as defender Brian Shortall and Mark Langtry, as well as older heads like midfielder Cathal to help them get over the line this season, and earn a spot back in the Airtricity League Premier Division.

The Student's first two games of the season come against Cabinteely and Dublin rivals Shelbourne, two handy games that give UCD a great opportunity to get their campaign off to the perfect start with two wins.

Collie O’Neill’s men then make the tough trip down to face Wexford Youths, who will be determined to

make an immediate return to the Premier Division following their relegation last year.

If UCD are to bring Premier Division football back to Belfield in 2018 they will need to do more than just rely on the goal-scoring prowess of Gary O’Neill as the captain fantastic finished as the First Division’s top scorer with thirteen goals. Forward Ryan Swan, in particular, will be hoping to improve on his tally from last season and find form akin to that of the 2015 season as he contributed 12 goals as UCDs top scorer.

UCD fans will be hoping Swan can convert his strides and improvements as a skilful frontman into a knack for poaching goals.

An important part of improvement, too, is defence. It’s no secret that the difference between failure and achievement of season objective is the ability of the back four to keep their concentration and to mark the assigned forwards. Past seasons has seen UCD AFC ship multiple goals which has increased pressure.

There is much cause to be hopeful around Belfield this coming season, despite the lack of new faces coming

into the squad thus far ahead of the new season O’Neill’s young side will feel they can certainly improve on their 4th place finish last season.

Their aim will be to earn promotion back to the top-flight, and they should be hopefully of doing so.

Dreams of promotion have been made all the more difficult by the FAIs decision to allow only the first placed team to earn promotion to the Premier Division in order to facilitate both leagues containing 10 teams for the 2018 season. But the students should certainly be confident in their ability to show they have learned from the heartbreak of coming so close last season and will come into this campaign one year wiser and ready to win the third First Division title in the club’s history. A new campaign with a fresh mentality and renewed drive may be just what squad and management alike require. Their first home game of the campaign begins under Friday night lights at the Belfield Bowl against Shelbourne on the 3rd of March.

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