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We made it you guys. I, for one, did not think I would survive that eternal winter. So happy to invite Spring and sunshine back into my life. A fresh start. Now then, let’s get to it.

Aries - It’s your season (Happy Birthday!) and it’s all coming up sunshine and rainbows for you. Don’t you go blowing it by being all self-righteous and reckless.

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Taurus - You stubborn idiot. Word of advice: when you sit around begging the Universe for guidance, support and help…. You have to actually accept the guidance, support and help that it sends. I know it’s confusing but that’s how it works. When it’s offered, you have to allow yourself to take it, otherwise you’re just pissing in the wind.

Gemini - Focus this month on discernment. Some relationships and friendships will fill your cup, others will drain you. Take note and then take action. Walk away from the soul-sucking bullshit. Byeee!

Cancer - You can have a tendency to feel like an imposter, what with the whole ‘hard on the outside, soft on the inside’ cliche. But two things can be true at the same time. Embrace all aspects of yourself (even the shitty ones) and share more of your soft, hidden insides. That’s the good, relatable stuff.

Leo - Time to let go of control. You’re a natural born leader, a trail blazer, and that’s cool and whatever. But sometimes the best way to find the path is to stop trying. Release your death grip on plans and just enjoy the ride.

Virgo - This month, boundaries will be your best friend. That is, unless you enjoy people pleasing and putting everyone else first only to resent them later for stealing all of your energy joy. The choice is yours.

Libra - Aries is all about that “me” energy and you, dear Libra, are all about that “we” energy. This month, allow a little more “me” time. Even go so far as to be selfish. Soak it up. You’ve spent enough of your life catering to others.

Scorpio - This Aries energy is helping you to power through your procrastination with boat loads of motivation. But, don’t let it bulldoze you into giving more than you have. No one likes a burnt out, bitchy scorpio.

Sagittarius - Yaaaas Sag, you’re doing it just perfectly. All that creativity you’ve been pouring your heart into is reaching the masses and we want more. Keep following your curiosity, keep creating and keep sharing it with the world.

Capricorn - A much welcomed reprieve from winter is here and you’re lapping it up. Use this time to get dirty - dig in the Earth, plant a garden. Tap into your earthy nature and ignore your overbearing need for productivity.

Aquarius - It’s manifestation time! Write down a list of goals and start working toward them. If you stay true to your vision, you will successfully manifest that shit. If you get distracted by every little shiny thing along the way… well, just accept it.

Pisces - Tender little fish, it’s time to start acknowledging and owning your wounds. Don’t hide them with humor, false confidence or really great style. Sensitive is sexy, own that shit. Or let your wounds weep until they consume you. Your call.

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