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Welcome! to Issue 66 of
‘The Deux-Sèvres Monthly’ magazine
Hi everyone, And so, here we are in August! There’s lots going on this month and our featured centre spread encourages you to discover the islands along our coastline, giving you ideas of places to visit with friends and family. I’ve visited a few of the islands and have loved the cycling, seafood, sandy beaches and so much more! I hope you do too. On a serious note, BREXIT has concerned us all and for that reason I am now in regular contact with the British Embassy in Paris, who will inform us of news as and when it occurs. You will find some important information from them in this month’s issue. On a happier note, we have many advertisers on hand should you require their services this month, plus, of course, our regular columns to keep you entertained; food, National Heritage, cars, French life, wine to name just a few. Have a sunshine filled August and watch out for the meteor showers on the 11th....I’m hoping to stay awake this time! Tel: 05 49 70 26 21 Email: info@thedeuxsevresmonthly.fr Website: www.thedeuxsevresmonthly.fr
à plus, Sarah
Emergency Numbers: 15 SAMU (Medical Advice) 17 Gendarmes (Police) 18 Pompiers (Fire Service)
112 European Emergency 113 Drugs and Alcohol
Contents What’s On 4 Getting Out & About 6 Clubs & Associations 12 Hobbies 15 Food & Drink 16 Take a Break 21 Health, Beauty & Fitness 22 Our Furry Friends 24 Where We Live 26 Motoring 30 A-Z of the Communes in the Deux-Sèvres 32 Communications 34 Home & Garden 36 Building & Renovation 39 Business & Finance 45 Property 49
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Bill McEvoy (Plumber/Heating Engineer) 41 Blevins Franks Financial Management 47 Building & Renovation Services 44 Café Bonbon 17 Camping Courte de Vallée 18 Caniclôture Hidden Fences 25 Carlill-Strover Building 43 Centre Régional <Résistance & Liberté> 8 Cherry Picker Hire 43 Chris Parsons (Heating, Electrical, Plumbing) 41 Chriss Bassett Construction 43 Christies (English Book Shop & Tea Room) 6 Cindy Mobey (Freelance Writer & Marketing Consultant) 45 CJ Electricité 39 Clean Sweep Chimney Services 42 Creature Comforts (Home Repair Service) 44 Currencies Direct - Sue Cook 46 Darren Lawrence 39 David Cropper (Stump Grinding) 38 David Watkins Chimney Sweep 42 Deano’s Bar & Grill 17 Deb Challacombe (Online counsellor) 22 Derek Marriott Plumbing and Heating 41 Down to Earth Pool Design 49 Equi Libre Immobilier Conseil 49 Franglais Deliveries 36 Fresco Interiors 36 Futuroscope 52 Gites.co.uk 49 Go Go Bike Hire 8 Hallmark Electronique 39 Haynes Carpentry (U.P.V.C Double Glazing) 44 Heather’s Pet Care Services 25 Inter Décor (Tiles & Bathrooms) 42 Irving Location - Digger Hire 40 Irving Location - Septic Tank Installation & Groundworks 40 James Moon Construction 40 Jb Plumbing 41 Jeff’s Metalwork 44 John Purchase - Mobile Mechanic 31 John Snee (Groundworks) 40 John Spray Maçonnerie 39 Keith Banks Pool Services 49 La Deuxième Chance (Annie Sloan Chalk Paint supplier) 36 La Petite Noisette Bar & Restaurant 17 La Vendée Chippy 18 Leggett Immobilier 50 L’Emporium Shop, L’Absie 36 Le Regal’on Bar & Restaurant 17 Mad Hatter’s Kitchen (Restaurant) 18 Mark Sabestini Renovation & Construction 43 Michael Glover (Plasterer / Renderer / Tiler) 42 ML Computers 35 Mogettes et Cie (Deux-Sèvres Gift Shop) 8 Motor Parts Charente 31 M.Page Landscaping 38 Mutuelles de Poitiers Assurances 31 Needa Hand Services 38 O’Bistrot (Bar & Brasserie) 20 Pamela Irving (Massage & Reflexology) 22 Plan 170 (Professional building plans) 44 Plombier Anglais en France 41 Polar Express (Frozen Food Supplier) 17 Projet Piscine (Swimming Pool solutions) 49 Pure Heart Yoga Retreat 23 Restaurant des Canards 20 Rob Berry Plastering Services 39 Robert Lupton Electrician 39 Ross Hendry (Interface Consulting & Engineering) 34 Sarah Berry Online (Website Design) 35 Sarl Down to Earth Construction (Groundworks and Micro Station Installer) 40 Satellite TV 35 Short Cuts (Mobile Dog Grooming) 25 Simon the Tiler 42 Steve Coupland (Property Services) 42 Steve Robin (Plumber) 41 Strictly Roofing 43 Sue Burgess (French Classes & Translation) 10 The English Mechanic & Son - Tony Eyre 31 Val Assist (Translation Services) 10 Yesbays.info (free-ads website) 35 Yoga Vendée 23 Your Local Gardener 38 Zumba Gold Classes 23
© Sarah Berry 2016. All rights reserved. Material may not be reproduced without permission. While care is taken to ensure that articles and features are accurate, Sarah Berry accepts no liability for reader dissatisfaction. The opinions expressed and experiences shared are given by individual authors and do not necessarily represent the views or opinions of the publisher. Please ensure you verify that the company you are dealing with is a registered trading company in France and/or elsewhere. <<The Deux-Sèvres Monthly>> est édité par Sarah Berry, 3 La Bartière, 79130, Secondigny. Tél: 05 49 70 26 21. Directeur de la publication et rédacteur en chef: Sarah Berry. Crédits photos: Sarah Berry, Clkr, Shutterstock et Pixabay. Impression: Graficas Piquer SL, 29 Al Mediterraneo, Pol. Ind. San Rafael, 04230, Huércal de Almeria, Espagne. Dépôt légal: août 2016 - Tirage: 6000 exemplaires. Siret: 515 249 738 00011 ISSN: 2115-4848 TVA: FR 03 515 249 738
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What’s On...
WEEKLY EVENTS: Quizwitch Quiz - every Thursday pm At le Chaudron, 79320 Chantemerle from 8pm. 2.50€ p/p. Monies raised in aid of Cancer Support Deux-Sèvres. Annie Sloan Workshops - every Tuesday & Thursday am Personally trained by Annie Sloan to help you get the best from her paints and products. Please see www.ladeuxiemechance.com
4th August - Franglais At Café Bonbon, La Chapelle aux Lys. See advert on P.17 5th August - Rio Olympic Games Open 7th August - Fête Franco-Brittanique At Place du Bail, Vouvant from 10am. Includes Fish and Chips, food stalls, artists plus music with 3+1 7th August - Fundraising Sale for Kittens At Le Grand Beaupits, 79200 St Germain de Longue Chaume See details on P.25 7th August - Fête des Traditions Paysannes At Bois-Pouvreay from 9am. Visit www.tourisme-deux-sevres.com 11th August - Trader’s Day at Pause! Café From 2pm - 5pm: Naked Curries, books, jewellery, cushions and much more. 11th August - NIGHT SKY > Perseid Meteor Shower Stay up late to catch a glimpse of the shooting stars! More info: www.earthsky.org 12th - 20th August - Festival du Pougne Hérrison ‘Le Mystere de Saint Pou’ at the site of the Nombril du Monde, live music and entertainment. See www.nombril.com for details. 12th, 13th, 14th August - Mad Hatters Wonderland Festival 3 day event full of music, entertainment and food. More info on P.7. 14th, 15th, 16th August - Dub Fest’ 3 days of non-stop music at Bois de Beau flux, 79200 Gourgé. 20th August - Vide Grenier Brocante In Beaulieu-sous-Parthenay, 7am-6pm 20th August - Live Music with LES AXES At Restaurant des Canards, Chef Boutonne. See advert on P.20. 20th August - Live Jazz Evening with ‘Abtuse’ At La Petite Noisette in Vernoux-en-Gâtine. See advert on P.17. 24th August - Les Murs ont des Oreilles Music Festival 8.30pm at Douron de St Jouin de Marnes: Debussy, Ravel, Fauré 25th August - Les Murs ont des Oreilles Music Festival 8.30pm at Louin: Shakespeare and music 25th - 28th August - Festival des Lumières At Montmorillon (86), see www.festival-des-lumieres.com for details. 26th August - Family BBQ with live music At Deano’s Bar, Les Forges. See advert on P.17 for details. 26 August - Les Murs ont des Oreilles Music Festival 8.30pm at Airvault (Scierie Bernier): American Music 26th August - Music Bistro night with ‘Aint Misbehavin’ At Mad hatter’s Kitchen Caunay. See advert on P.18. 28th August - Les Murs ont des Oreilles Music Festival 5pm at St Loup-sur-Thouet: Mozart and CPE Bach (concerto pour flûte)
What’s Coming Up...
2nd, 3rd, 4th September - La Montgolfiade de Thouars Hot air balloon event with vide-grenier, entertainment and food. Free entry and parking. 4th September - Fun Dog Show, St Pardoux 17th & 18th September - European Days of Heritage Open days at Medieval castle of Ensigné. See P.6 for further info. 28th September - Book & Coffee Afternoon at Mauzé Thouarsais 2nd October - Autumn Fete at Cersay.
CONTACT
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August 2016 The Chaplaincy of Christ the Good Shepherd, Poitou-Charentes, hold English speaking monthly services. 1st Sunday at 10.30am: At St Leger de Martinière. Followed by tea & coffee. • 2nd Sunday at 11am: the home of Ann White, Jassay • 4th Sunday at 11am: the Parish Church at Pompaire 79200 (rue du Baille Ayrault). Followed by tea & coffee, and a ‘bring and share’ lunch. A warm welcome awaits everyone for a time of worship and fellowship. For further information please take a look at our website www.church-in-france.com or contact us by email: office.goodshepherd@orange.fr •
Further information from the Chaplaincy Office 05 49 97 04 21 or from John & Barbara Matthews 05 49 75 29 71
The Filling Station ~ Poitou-Charentes The Filling Station is a network of local Christians of all denominations who meet together regularly for spiritual renewal and evangelism purposes. ALL WELCOME. Please see our bilingual website for details of meetings and summer programmes www.thefillingstationfrance.com or contact Mike & Eva Willis on 05 17 34 11 50 or 07 82 22 31 15
ALL SAINTS, VENDÉE - Puy de Serre We hold two services each month (+ Sunday school), on the 2nd and 4th Sundays at the church of St Marthe, Puy de Serre, at 11am. After each service, tea and coffee is served in the parish room and everyone is invited to a `bring and share` lunch. For details of all our activities, our Services in the west of the Vendée, copies of recent newsletters and more information, please check our website: www.allsaintsvendee.fr
The Rendez-Vous Christian Fellowship welcome you to any of our meetings held throughout the month in the Deux-Sèvres and the Vendée. 1st & 3rd Sunday at 11am in St Hilaire de Voust, Vendée and 2nd & 4th Sunday at 11am in two locations: one near Bressuire, DeuxSèvres and the other near Bournezeau, Vendée. Meetings last about an hour and are followed by a time of fellowship & refreshments. Find out more by contacting Chris & Julie Taylor 09 60 49 78 50 or visit: www.therendezvous.fr
The English Speaking Church of the Valley of the Loire (ESCOVAL) Meet at the R.C. Church in Arçay every 3rd Sunday at 11.00am. We welcome and embrace all Christians from all denominations and warmly invite you to join us. Following the service, coffee is served, and for those who wish to stay a little longer, we enjoy a light, bring and share lunch. Please see our website for details www.escoval.org
The National Holidays, Religious and Feast Days 2016 Monday 15th August
Assumption of Mary (Assomption)
Sunday 2nd October Monday 31st October
Grandfather’s Day (Fête des Grand-pères) Halloween
Tuesday 1st November Friday 11th November Sunday 25th December
All Saint’s Day (Toussaint) Armistice Day (Armistice) Christmas Day (Noël)
Dates in blue represent celebration days, not public holidays.
LOCAL MARKETS Mondays......... Tuesdays.........
Wednesdays.... Thursdays........
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Benet 85490 Lencloître (1st Monday in month) 86140 Lezay 79120 Civray 86400 (1st Tuesday in month) Coulonges-sur-l’Autize 79160 Thouars 79100 - and - Bressuire 79300 Vasles 79340 Parthenay 79200 - and - Celles-sur-Belle 79370 Ruffec 16700 Sauzé-Vaussais 79190 - and - Niort 79000 La Mothe St Héray 79800 Gençay 86160 Thouars 79100 - and - Melle 79500
Celebrating our 10th Year! Reel Fish & Chips August
(See our website for venue details)
3rd & 17th Etusson 5th La Chapelle Thireuil 12th St Martin de Sanzay 18th La Coudre 19th La Foss de Tigne Tel: 06 04 14 23 94 - www.reelfishandchips.net
Open 6-8.30pm
La Vendée Chippy
Secondigny 79130 (late afternoon)
Bressuire 79300 - and - Champdeniers 79220 Chef-Boutonne 79110 Airvault 79600 - and - Niort 79000 Saint Maixent-l’École 79400 Fontenay-le-Comte 85200 Ruffec 16700 Magné 79460 Moncoutant 79320 Sundays............ Coulon 79510 - and - Neuville-de-Poitou 86170 Thénezay 79390 Saint-Varent 79330 Saint-Loup-Lamairé 79600 In August La Rochelle, EVERY morning. Saturdays........
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Tues: Camping‘La Grisse’, 85540 Le Givre (Takeaway only) Weds: Bar ‘Auberge le St Vincent’, 85110 St Vincent Sterlanges Thurs: Bar ‘Au Fil de l’eau’, 85200 Mervent Fri: Bar ‘Le Clemenceau’, 85390 Mouilleron-en-Pareds
Sun 7 - Fête Franco-Britannique, 85120 Vouvant. 12noon-3pm Tel: 02 44 39 16 73 - www.lavendeechippy.com
Top Hat Quiz & Curry
From 7pm
Dates & Venues for AUGUST: 1st: Limalonges 4th: Chef Boutonne 8th: Theil Rabier 10th: Aigre Tel: 05 45 71 70 91 - more info at www.tophatquizzes.com
Mr T’s Friterie
Open 6.30-9pm
With regular venues at: • • •
Aulnay 17470 (from 6pm) • Beauvais-sur-Matha 17490 • Gourville 16170
St Hilaire de Villefranche 17770
St Jean d’Angély 17400
See www.frying4u2nite.com for details or call 06 02 22 44 74
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Bar Tilleuls, Champniers (near Civray) Sauzé-Vaussais (Main square) Chef Boutonne (near Chateau) Sauzé-Vaussais - Evening (Main square) Mansle (car park of Simply Supermarket)
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Getting Out & About
PATRON: HER MAJESTY QUEEN ELIZABETH II UK REGISTERED CHARITY No 219279 FRENCH L’ASSOCIATION REGISTRATION No W862000780
The Medieval Castle of Ensigné South Deux-Sèvres European Days Of Heritage Saturday 17th & Sunday 18th September 2016 This former Templar Commandery, which is located on the wooded walk from the National forest of Aulnay and the old pilgrim route between Melle (79) and Aulnay de Saintonge (17) host the ‘Compagnie Les Piliers du Castel’, who will set up camp for two days and revive the twelfth century and its customs. Various workshops (currency, chainmail, embroidery, herbalism, kitchen, hygiene ...) and demonstrations: archery bow and sword fighting, will be available. The Historic Society of Saintonge will also be on site to offer an Artisanal Crafts Exhibition (basketry, pottery, stained glass, calligraphy, blacksmithing, weaving, leather work, wood, etc ...) Medieval games will be offered to children, so please do come along - there’s something to interest all the family. Entry: 4€, free entry for under 12s Open 10am - 6pm, Saturday 17th & Sunday 18th September For food reservations, please call: 06 60 65 81 58
Did you know that The Royal British Legion (TRBL) has a Branch here in the Poitou-Charentes? The Branch was formed in 2007 and since that time has raised over 73,000€ for the annual Poppy Appeal, funds that go to support ALL ex-Service personnel, young and old AND their dependents the world over. All our fundraising, apart from the annual Poppy collection in October/November, is by way of social events. In addition to our main branch located at Linazay in the Vienne, we have a vibrant and dynamic group in the Deux-Sèvres at Parthenay, running their own full diary of independent events and managing a combined book store and coffee shop. You can find full details on the website diary under, ‘Parthenay Group’ or direct contact with the head of the group, Alan Rowlands 05 49 95 54 59 email: peggyrowlands@hotmail.co.uk. You do not have to have served in any of the Armed Forces to become a full member but if you would like to participate without commitment, there is a new mailing list named, ‘Friends Of The Poppy’. By simply subscribing at friendsofthepoppy@ gmail.com you will be informed of forthcoming events you may wish to attend and, again, no commitment. Our Branch membership has fluctuated at around 110 for the past six years but there is always room for more willing hands. If you want to know more about us or join in our activities we have a local website updated on a regular basis giving a diary of our activities both social and ceremonial, contact details, our aims and much more. www.rblpoitou-charentes.fr
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Mad Hatter’s Wonderland festival Friday 12, Saturday 13 & Sunday 14 August. Come along to this popular music festival for a great weekend of music, fun, great food and relaxation! Free during the days of Friday, Saturday and Sunday with acoustic performances, stalls, Bar, BBQ, Theatre shows with Theatri Vasles, Childrens workshops and bouncy castle. In the evenings of Friday and Saturday, it’s tickets only to see the bands, Rock, Swing, Alt Ska, Folk Punk, Indie, Hip Hop and more. Sunday will be ‘chill out’ afternoon with bands and BBQ. Camping ia available all weekend and it’s possible to rent a tent.
TICKET INFORMATION
* Eddie and the Hotrods * Swingrowers * Mac Abbe and the Zombie Orchestra * Coco and the Butterfields * Ghouls (playing Fri & Sat) * The Rhythm Junks * Black Friday (playing Sat & Sun) * Joel Sarakula * Gad Zukes * All Butter Band * Itch * Martin Lavansch * Martin & Paul
For more information about this great country party, tickets and band line-up, please see our website www.madhattersfrance.eu or check out our festival Facebook page Mad-Hatters-WonderlandFestival-1564602203862508
Evening tickets: Entrance only from 5.30pm: 12€, for all music or with the 3 course buffet, Friday: 28€, Saturday: 30€ includes all music. Camping for the whole weekend, including all music: 50€ per person
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Mad Hatters Kitchen Le Logis, Le Breuillac, 79190 Caunay Tel: 05 49 27 67 29 ~ www.madhattersfrance.eu
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Real Facts about BREXIT As British Nationals living in France, there will be many changes afoot after the recent Brexit vote. In order to keep you updated, I have asked that the British Embassy in Paris keep me updated as and when changes occur. This first inclusion was posted as a video on Facebook shortly after the referendum result.
How does the EU Referendum affect Brits living and working in France? Sir Julian King, British Ambassador to France says: “I’ve got a message for all the Brits who are living and working in France. A number of you have been in touch since last week’s referendum vote with questions about how it affects your lives. I wanted to try and be as straight forward and as clear as possible. There is no immediate change in your status. It’s a big decision. consequences.
There will be
But, the UK remains a member of the European Union until we reach the end of whatever process lies ahead of us and we leave. During that time which is going to be years not weeks or months, the status of Brits living and working in France remains the same. So that means your residency status, your access to health, the arrangements for your pensions and benefits, the arrangements for travel back to the UK or elsewhere out of France remain the same. The British Government is going to be working hard to get the best deal it can for Britain and for Brits wherever we are and the Embassy is going to work hard to keep in touch with you and to keep you up to date as the situation evolves. If you have any further questions, please do let us know.” There is a lot more information available on the British Embassy’s website: www.gov.uk/guidance/ advice-for-british-nationals-travelling-and-living-in-europe
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by Mark Wilson
ollowing a major change in circumstances, my wife, Anita, and I decided to make a complete life-change and in April 2003 we moved to St Martin du Fouilloux in the Deux-Sèvres. We were immediately accepted by the local community and felt very comfortable in our new surroundings. I was lucky to have sufficient language skills to communicate properly with our neighbours and we also took French classes during our first year. After a short time I found myself helping friends who were unable to deal with French administration by themselves. Initially this involved making telephone calls or translating letters, helping to arrange health cover, registration of vehicles and other regular administrative needs. In 2009 I began to translate professionally and also began teaching French (and occasionally English), usually on a one-to-one basis. Whilst continuing with the normal administrative assistance, I have been asked to accompany clients to a variety of appointments including medical, meetings with Avocats (Barristers) and Notaires, appointments with judicial experts regarding insurance claims, civil proceedings including liquidation of business, divorce hearings at court and judicial mediation in the case of neighbour disputes. Following the change in the law regarding wills, there has also recently been a demand for the translation of English wills into French. I have assisted the Gendarmerie with translation during investigations, which has led to the Procureur (Chief Prosecutor) at Niort asking me to make a written translation of a complete prosecution file and also to translate during a subsequent hearing at the Tribunal (Court) at Niort. My classes tend to be one-to-one or couples and no matter what the level of French, I adapt the content to the individual and maintain a relaxed atmosphere without neglecting the need for progress. I’m pleased to say that this has been successful, particularly with people who have plateaued in their development. If you need assistance with the French language, please feel free to contact me. Tel: 05 49 95 28 73, Email: m.wilson@orange.fr (or see advert below)
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At the Seaside / au bord de la mer by Sue Burgess
Summer is here. L’été est arrivé. Time for a day or two on the coast sur la côte / à la mer. Perhaps you would like to go bathing se baigner or perhaps you just want to sunbathe se bronzer on the sand le sable, reading novels on the beach lire des romans sur la plage or just relaxing se détendre. The more energetic may want to water-ski faire du ski-nautique or surf faire du surf. Whatever you choose, don’t forget to pack your suntan lotion la crème solaire and some after- sun l’après-soleil. Sun-glasses les lunettes de soleil and a sun-hat une casquette are essential. I suppose you have packed your cases faire les valises and included your bikini un bikini/un deux-pièces, swimsuit un maillot de bain or bathing shorts un short de bain. Don’t forget your jelly (plastic) shoes les méduses or your flip-flops les tongs. Be careful not to get stung by a jellyfish se faire piquer par une méduse and if you leave your things on the beach and go for a dip, make sure that you don’t have your wallet pinched/nicked se faire piquer son portefeuille (slang). Remember to put a bucket and spade un seau et une pelle in your beach bag un sac de plage for the children so that they can make sandcastles faire des châteaux de sable. Perhaps they need a rubber ring une bouée for swimming in the sea. You will need your beach towel une serviette de plage and your parasol un parasol. Little beach tents les abris de plage are popular. The green flag le drapeau vert means that the beach has a lifeguard un surveillant de plage and that bathers are being watched baignade surveillée. An orange flag means that it is dangerous to swim baignade dangereuse even though the life-guards will still be on duty. The red flag means that swimming is not allowed baignade interdite. On a beach with life-guards, there will be a first aid post poste de secours. Enjoy your holidays Profitez de vos vacances. Vocabulary / Vocabulaire: la plage............................................. beach
la pierre........................................... rock
l’océan............................................ ocean
le caillou......................................... pebble
la mer............................................... sea
la mouette...................................... seagull
la côte............................................
coast
le goéland....................................... gull
le sable........................................... sand
profond/profonde........................... deep
la vague.......................................... wave
peu profond/profonde....................
la marée............ ............................... tide
l’eau de mer.................................... seawater
le crabe.......................................... crab 10 | The Deux-Sèvres Monthly, August 2016
la baie..............................................
shallow bay
AUGUST and ‘Les Calendriers Des Mois Romane’ by Howard Needs
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nd so to August. The grass has been cut in the meadows and stored in hay lofts or hay stacks as winter feed, the corn has been harvested, and the sheaves have been brought in from the fields ready for threshing, which is the task depicted in the church calenders for this month. Threshing is the process of separating the ‘ear’ from the stalk and breaking the husk to free the grain. Most of the painted medieval church calenders show threshing in an open-air situation, but manuscripts show that, later on, threshing occurred either indoors or outdoors, and that sometimes animals were used as well.
The harvest was first threshed and then winnowed. The methods used determined the quality of the resulting grain and flour (i.e. the quantity and types of contaminant seeds and grit). The resulting flour, stone-ground in local mills, will have been the greyish flour that we buy even today from the few remaining working traditional mills. In the middle ages and up to the recent past, the nobility and upper classes preferred whiter flour because it was seen as a status symbol. Similarly, they preferred wheat flour, whereas the peasants ate spelt and other less expensive grains. The same social association of quality and whiteness of the flour was made in the late 19th century, when the steel roller mills were invented in Hungary. As they spread to the rest of Europe, these quickly replaced the traditional mill stones and, together with improved methods of sieving, provided a whiter flour with less of the husk fibre in it. We live in a water mill, where the change to this technology took place 1923. It required the miller of those days to add a third storey and install a much larger diameter water wheel. These days, whole-grain flours and bread ground from wheat or the more ‘exotic’ grains are viewed as being healthy, much as they were in the past, when it was recommended that people involved in heavy manual labour should eat the heavier, darker breads. The church calenders show exclusively a peasant wielding a flail. The flail used was composed of two parts – a handle perhaps 1.30m long joined to a swipple of 60-70cm by a short chain or piece of leather. The lengths and wood types, and even the profile of the swipple, were specific to certain grain sorts, and as with other agricultural tools, these evolved in the course of the years. They were invented in or introduced to Europe in the IV century. In the early middle ages, corn was threshed outdoors, on a hard-packed dirt floor. The women moved the sheaves onto the threshing floor and laid them out, and the men did the flailing, often with two or more workers threshing at the same time. It was hot work, and the men were often bare backed and bare footed, with their trousers loose so that they could bend easily with each stroke of the flail. Care was taken not to break the straw up too
much, partly because it was thus easier to collect and store for later use for the animals, and partly because that way the grains of corn could fall to the bottom of the mass of straw, where they were protected from damage by the flail. Up to 30% of the labour of harvesting was devoted to threshing. In the south of Europe, cattle or horses were allowed to trample freely on the sheaves or were tethered and driven in a circle. With both methods, the stalk remained relatively intact and the grain fell free to the floor as desired. The accidental inclusion of the animals’ excreta and urine did not seem to be considered a problem. Horses, however, were preferred since they were more predictable in these matters. Winnowing was done outdoors, with a wickerwork basket. The grain was thrown up in the air so that the chaff could be blown away in the breeze. The basket also acted as a sieve, allowing grit and other, larger contaminants to fall through the spaces in the wickerwork. Good winnowing was dependent on a flow of air. As threshing moved indoors, barns were built with doors at either end and with other air vents to allow a continuous flow of air across the threshing floor. Eventually, hand and then machinedriven fans came into use, and the mills employed more effective means of sieving the ground flour. The photos I have chosen, all from churches in the west of France, are very representative of the ‘calendriers’ I have seen in person and in books, showing the typical two-part flail in the hands of a peasant beating a sheaf of corn. These three summer months have been rather similar in their representations of the summer harvest, but we get a change in September, with the autumn work starting.
More next month...
Photos above from left to right: Église Notre Dame, Vieux-Pouzages, Vendée; Église Notre Dame, Clairavaux, Creuse; Église Sainte Feyre, Saint Feyre, Creuse. © Howard Needs.
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Clubs & Associations ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS If you or someone you know has a drinking problem, there are now a number of English-speaking meetings of Alcoholics Anonymous in the South West of France. Alcoholics Anonymous is a Fellowship of men and women who share experience, strength and hope with each other that they may solve their common problem and help others to recover from alcoholism. The only requirement for membership is a desire to stop drinking. There are no dues or fees for A.A. membership and A.A. is not allied with any sect, denomination, politics, organisation or institution. Our primary purpose is to stay sober and help other alcoholics to achieve sobriety. Telephone: Angela: 05 49 87 79 09, Roger: 05 55 76 22 65 or Nancy: 02 54 24 09 74. Email: publicinfo.swfrance@aa-€pe.net or visit www.aafrancesud-ouest.com for details of English-speaking meetings.
GARDENING CLUB
We meet every third Tuesday of the month, 2.30pm with free tea/coffee and bscuits at Le Bon Vertoef, 28 Grand Rue, 79110 TILLOU. (Nr Chef Boutonne). Everyone welcome for garden talk! For further information contact Mike Curtis 05 46 33 66 17 (eves).
JUST BRASS 79
A British style band, who meet each Tuesday at 8pm, at the Salle de la Cendille, Limalonges (just 1km from the N10). All levels welcome. Contact www.justbrass79.fr or call Penny on 06 38 78 99 92 or Christian on 05 49 29 78 84.
FANCY A KICK ABOUT?
We are a small group of footballers who meet on Thursday evenings at 7pm in L’Absie for an informal kick about in the park. New players of all ages and abilities always welcome. For details email: john.etherington@orange.fr
Craft Café Creatif
Do you enjoy knitting or sewing in the company of others? Join us in L’Absie for an enjoyable afternoon over a cup of tea and a piece of cake. For details contact Carole on email: carole.stocking@gmail.com
Tai Chi in Bressuire and Le Breuil Barret
Each Tuesday evening (8.30pm-9.30pm) at the Centre SocioCulturel in Bressuire. Each Friday afternoon (3pm-4.30pm) at the Salle Communale in Le Breuil Barret. Simply turn up in loose, comfortable clothing and flat soled footwear. Phone Terry on 05 49 65 60 34 or visit: www.chentaiji-fr.com
Shamanic Drum circle for laughter and health.... held in Chanteloup Salle (near Bressuire - department 79) Wednesdays 3pm - 4.30pm Price 15€ To book your place or for more information please call Pam on 05 49 65 55 25 or email: irving.philip@wanadoo.fr Franglais Anglo-French Group Thouars - Centre Socio-Culturel
Thanks to the support of the Centre we meet every Wednesday 7.30pm-9pm, at 7 rue Anne Desrays, for conversation in English & French, for a mutual understanding of each other’s language and culture. Contact 05 49 66 35 11 or the Centre 05 49 66 76 40 email jpc.allorent@orange.fr or eugene_mc_cabe@hotmail.com 2nd Sunday Motorcycle Club Come and join us for a bike ride, or just a cup of coffee and a chat, with bike-minded people. As the name suggests, wet meet on the 2nd Sunday of every month. New members are always welcome. For more information, visit our web-site. www.2ndsundayclub.fr 12 | The Deux-Sèvres Monthly, August 2016
The Rainbow Association Charity Shop (previously The Hope Association Shop 87)
Raising Funds for animals in need Open every Wednesday plus the 1st Saturday of each month, 10am-5pm “Route 66”, Rue de la Liberation, 87320 Buissier Poitevine
ThouarStMed’Arts - Association that aims to bring together people from the historic town of Thouars (Quartier Saint Médard) for a new development of artistic activity. Exhibitions, galleries, brocantes, creators, cultural events etc. Visit the website: thouarsaintmedarts79.asso-web.com
TheatriVasles
A vibrant group based in Vasles (79340) offering quality theatre productions. New members always welcome. Contact www.theatrivasles.com, find us on Facebook or email: theatrivasles@gmail.com CLE (Charente Limousine Exchange) is a non-profit organisation for exchange of news, views and information. We work to protect member’s best interests, run social activities, events and clubs, helping members to make new ex-patriot and French friends. Barry Leech 05 49 87 19 85 contact@cle-france.com www.cle-france.com. THE ROYAL BRITISH LEGION LINAZAY, POITOU-CHARENTES BRANCH
Please visit the branch website:
www.rblpoitou-charentes.fr
AL-ANON Support Group
Do you wish the Drinking Would Stop? Are you troubled by someone’s drinking? If so we can help. There is now an English-speaking Al-Anon meeting every Wednesday @ 2.30pm in the meeting room behind Civray Mairie. Just turn up or ring Angela on 05 49 87 79 09.
Chorale Mélusine, Parthenay
French 4-part choir established over 30 years (with 2 English members) always looking for “new blood”! Excellent Musical Director. Come to a rehearsal and see for yourselves. Contact Keith for more info keithandcarol@orange.fr 05 49 69 14 89 RAFA provides direct, practical support, comradeship and friendship to all serving and former RAF personnel and their loved ones. Contact RAFA Sud-Ouest France email: rafasof@orange.fr or Tel 05 46 95 38 39. Website Short URL: http://goo.gl/ut80T
Woodturners/Woodworkers Amateur woodturners/woodworkers interested in joining our association “Faisons des Copeaux”. Any level of ability from debutant to experienced. Contact Roland 05 49 96 44 10, preferably evenings.
Come KNIT/CROCHET with us every Friday at 3.30pm in the Café des Sports, Chef-Boutonne. Beginners to Experts - all welcome. Contact us via Facebook (Girls that do knitting and crochet) or Melanie on 06 65 17 89 16. Cancer Support Deux-Sèvres
Aims to improve the lives of people affected by Cancer in the Deux-Sèvres. Contact June Searchfield on 05 49 64 59 96 or visit www.cancersupportdeuxsevres.com
Combined Services
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by Terri Laverick
irstly, I would like to thank all those of you who made our Summer Garden Party on the 10th July.
The rain dances obviously worked in our favour, we had blazing sun all day, as my reddened arms testified the next day. Considering that we were fighting Andy Murray and Lewis Hamilton on the television, I think we did quite well on attendance and when all the figures are in I anticipate that we shall have raised a similar amount to last year. So, if you came along and spent your money, a huge Thank You. I cannot end this paragraph without mentioning our hosts John and Sue Blair, 3+1, Keynotes Choir, our numerous helpers and Jan Smith who did a sterling job putting out the signs, we can’t do these events without you. Our intrepid band of stall holders were very welcome and will hopefully return next year. We shall definitely avoid the Wimbledon weeks! Once again, thank you from the CSSG Committee to everyone involved in a great day. The next big event will be the CHRISTMAS FAIR in Terves at the beginning of December, watch this space for full details of how to book a table. So, on to this month and only one event for your diary, the Quiz night on 22nd August, once again in the Foyer Rural in St Pardoux. If you have friends or family staying, please bring them along as there is plenty of space and we can always add more tables if needed. We provide a light snack to recharge the batteries half way through and tea, coffee and juice to drink. If you would prefer an alcoholic drink please feel free to bring that along with you. The cost is 4€ per person. We provide an alternative quiz for children to do on their own, no charge for children. New members to CSSG are always welcome as new people bring fresh fund-raising ideas and more support to our events. If anyone would like to join us, please come along to any of our meetings or fund-raising ventures. You will be made very welcome. We are looking for ideas for the autumn season. All our events are advertised in this regular article, and please be assured that all monies raised go to Charities as laid down in our Association Rules. To contact us, please use our new email address: combinedssg@ gmail.com and we will get back to you as quickly as possible.
Clubs & Associations Submission Guidelines Wordcount: Title of entry+ 40 words (max. including contact details). Logos can be supplied and will be added if space allows. Adverts meeting the above specifications can be added free of charge, and will be rotated on a monthly basis to allow everyone to participate. To guarantee the advert is printed each month, a small fee of 54€ per annum will be requested. How to SUBMIT your entry: 1) Complete the short form on ‘Submit Article’ page of our website (under the ‘Content’ menu) or 2) Simply email the details to us: info@thedeuxsevresmonthly.fr
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by Kate Jouanneau
n my last article I had the pleasure of telling you that Jack Davies and Rosalind Kemplay had been co-opted onto the Reaction Theatre committee. The committee has since met and would like to announce that Jack has been elected as our new President. His many years as a Headmaster back in England and his long term commitment to RT made him a very good choice to run our small but dedicated association. Ros has kindly stepped up to the challenge of being the social secretary, who’s in charge of organising events and outings - fear not Ros, we’re all behind you to help you in this new position within the group! The CSSG had their annual garden party early July and Keynotes were invited to perform. Having not had many concerts lined up this year, the choir was itching to give it their all. Ralph Bramley, our former Social Secretary, lent his expertise with the sound for the performance that was very well received. Although Ralph sadly can’t be as involved in the association as he once was, he is still a valued member and continues to help out as and when he can. To thank Ralph for all his hard work on the committee over the years, Reaction Theatre as a whole, had the pleasure of presenting him with a gift voucher for the theatre as a token of our appreciation (let’s hope he can come back with a few new tricks picked up from the pros to help with our future productions). Members and friends met up for the RT’s Summer BBQ the following weekend and with plenty of fun and games organised, there was something for everyone. The numerous BBQ’s supplied meant everybody got to eat at pretty much the same time and a big “Thank You” must be said to those who helped with the cooking. The Scottish dancing demonstration went down a treat, as did the Keynotes choir before everyone disappeared off for their Summer break. Later in the evening, Dave West’s infamous karaoke machine was geared up and many sang their hearts out to some well known songs. It was a super way to end the evening and I personally love a good sing-along (even if we did sound out of key). Thanks to all who helped clean up afterwards as many hands made light work and it was all done and dusted in record time. After a very successful spring/summer season the ArtScene is closed for August. We’ll meet again 2nd September in Secondigny next to the library. Our thanks go to Joy at Café des Belles Fleurs in Fenioux for allowing us to use her premises over the last few months. The autumn/winter programme is available at www.reactiontheatre.fr. If you are interested in joining us, artists of all levels are made most welcome. To tie things up, here’s to a wonderful summer and we look forward to seeing you all in September. If you have any further questions you can visit our website www.reationtheatre.fr or contact me directly.
Contact Kate Jouanneau on 06 77 51 55 16 Email: kscks9@hotmail.com
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On Va Sortir...
by Mike Morris
S
ome readers may remember my column last year on the subject of the organisation, On Va Sortir (We are going out). My connection with this group in Niort led me recently to a very French, very enjoyable weekend in the Landes department. I was invited to join a group of 42 residents of St Maxire on a visit to their twin town, Saint Pandelion, near Dax. A five hour coach journey to a very different landscape to ours here in the Deux Sevres; miles and miles of flat plain with vast open fields and conifer plantations. We had left St Maxire at 6.30am, so we were greeted very warmly just in time for aperos in the Salle des Sports, before lunching in a beautifully restored, traditional timber-framed hall, so much nicer than some of the modern salles found everywhere. Lunch included singing and dancing (for all of us!) and it was wonderful to feel the warmth engendered between these two communities as old acquaintances were renewed, and new ones forged. The Dax area has many thermal baths and we visited a rather splendid one in the afternoon. Interestingly, we were told that these thermal ‘cures’ can be available through the health system – I shall be making enquiries! Not much time to shower and change at the houses of our various hosts while they prepared the aperos (!), then off to dinner, and more aperos (!). Dinner was accompanied by a few, quite funny and very well received, sketches, more singing and dancing until about 1am; very early by French standards, but it had been a long day, both for us visitors and for the residents who had been busy preparing for our arrival.
‘til Macbeth us do Part
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By Sue Fitzgerald
he first time that our five year old daughter watched my husband and I on stage together, she refused to speak to me for the rest of the day. Despite many assurances to the contrary, she steadfastly refused to believe that it wasn’t actually me battering her father around the head with a white leather handbag, but simply a character I was playing. The following eighteen months have seen my husband go on to be my caddish boyfriend, my psychiatrist, my doctor, my clueless first date and most recently a widower after my mysterious murder. When we moved to France we never anticipated getting involved with acting and theatre, but the members of TheatriVasles have welcomed us and given us the opportunities and confidence to get involved. Being on stage with my husband means that for two months, twice a year, our conversation at home gives way to line learning and it’s sometimes hard to separate the characters from the actor. On stage we’ve had to share jokes, experience anger and suffer despair, and then drive home together to talk about work and whose turn it is to cook dinner. It’s a rollercoaster of emotion but has been the most incredible experience - and our daughter now takes it all in her stride with a raise of her eyebrows.
On the Sunday the two villages left in separate coaches for a visit and picnic at the Marqueze Ecomusee, on our route back, near Sabres. This is a fascinating rural museum with simple but beautiful traditional buildings, farm animals and exhibits showing the original rural occupation of the Landes area. There was a working mill with a horizontal mill wheel; probably the smallest mill I have ever seen, and the only one remaining of the many water mills that used to stand on the rivers of the region. The Landes shepherds used to use stilts (echasses) to be able to see over long distances on the massive flat plains. This is now celebrated in the park by volunteer dancers on stilts, of all ages, some looking as young as 7 or 8, who perform traditional dances for the visitors. There were many original photos of these people and their way of life, chronicled by a passionate photographer of the time. These photos were, for me, so evocative of the works of Thomas Hardy, in the way they were capturing images of a way of life that was to disappear A Traditional Dance performance with the industrial revolution. This park is well worth a visit, at 13 Euros for adults including a 15 minute ride to the park on an old train, traditionally used to transport local produce to Bordeaux and Bayonne. We spent the day there, punctuated by aperos (!) and a picnic lunch, provided by the St Pandelon residents. Late in the afternoon we gathered back at the coach park for aperos (!) and to say farewell to our hosts. The love and camaraderie generated by this simple act of communion was, for me, the highlight of the whole weekend. Then back to St Maxire for what I thought was bedtime, but no, we were all off to the Salle des Fetes for last aperos (!) before going home. The universal energy and enthusiasm was remarkable; typically, I feel, of the French, there was a lady of almost 80 still going strong, on her umpteenth apero of the weekend!
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Above Sue & Tim Fitzgerald in April’s performance of ‘Ghost Writer’.
David Tristram’s ‘Ghost Writer’, performed in April, was great fun and we are about to embark on our next TheatriVasles adventure. This summer sees us leaving the safety of the theatre and making the most of the sunshine by taking an open air show around the region. We begin at the Mad Hatter’s Wonderland Festival for three days at the beginning of August and then head up to la Petite Noisette in Vernoux-en-Gâtine on 31st August (tickets available on 05 49 64 45 53). A new experience for some of us, we are excited about performing outside and reaching new audiences at more intimate venues. We will be showcasing new material as well as reprising the audience’s favourite plays from our ‘Ten Minute Play Festival’ and hope to see as many of you as possible. My husband and I will be the ones trying to remember who each other are, whilst our daughter looks on quizzically. We are always looking for new members, whether as actors, writers, backstage or front of house. If you are interested, please don’t hesitate to contact us. We’d love to hear from you.
CONTACT THEATRIVASLES Follow on Facebook/Theatrivasles or visit the website: www.theatrivasles.com
Hobbies More from local writer Alison Morton... Please see back issues of ‘The DSM’ if you would like to see previous articles.
Warnings from the Writing Coalface
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ven if you’re a fantastic writer who will be remembered for decades and beyond, you’re likely to receive a fair share of criticism, rejection, even mockery both before and after you get there. Here are a few tips, warnings and words of (dis) comfort from famous writers. They don’t pull their punches. “If you have any young friends who aspire to become writers, the second greatest favour you can do them is to present them with copies of The Elements of Style. The first greatest, of course, is to shoot them now, while they’re happy.” Dorothy Parker “Writing a book is a horrible, exhausting struggle, like a long bout with some painful illness. One would never undertake such a thing if one were not driven on by some demon whom one can neither resist nor understand.” George Orwell “If writing seems hard, it’s because it is hard. It’s one of the hardest things people do.” William Zinsser “Start telling the stories that only you can tell, because there’ll always be better writers than you and there’ll always be smarter writers than you. There will always be people who are much better at doing this or doing that — but you are the only you.” Neil Gaiman “If you don’t have time to read, you don’t have the time — or the tools — to write. Simple as that.” Stephen King “Never use jargon words like reconceptualize, demassification, attitudinally, judgmentally. They are hallmarks of a pretentious ass.” David Ogilvy “You most likely need a thesaurus, a rudimentary grammar book, and a grip on reality. This latter means: there’s no free lunch. Writing is work. It’s also gambling. You don’t get a pension plan. Other people can help you a bit, but essentially you’re on your own. Nobody is making you do this: you chose it, so don’t whine.” Margaret Atwood “Open your mind to new experiences, particularly to the study of other people. Nothing that happens to a writer — however happy, however tragic — is ever wasted.” P D James “Keep your exclamation points under control. You are allowed no more than two or three per 100,000 words of prose.” Kurt Vonnegut
YOUR Book Reviews Huge thanks go to Patricia Mc Avoy for another great book review.
If you’d like to share a book review with us, please email: info@thedeuxsevresmonthly.fr
‘One Day’ by David Nicholls There are many novels which I read and discard but some I keep, knowing that I shall want to read it again. Recently I reread David Nicholl’s ‘One Day’ and I know that it’s a novel to which I shall return. However, in describing it, I feel that I shall not give it full justice, principally because the plot may seem banal. This novel begins on July 15th, 1988. It is the morning following Emma and Dexter’s graduation and the first night which they have spent together. It ends on July 15th 2007. The story tells of their relationship and what is happening in their lives on July 15th every intervening year. The reader knows that each loves the other. The trouble with self deprecating Emma is that she feels physically and socially inferior to Dexter and assumes that he could never love her. The problem with Dexter is that although he loves Emma in his own way, he is so wrapped up in his own life that he can only spare the occasional moment to think of his feelings for Emma. They agree, after a fashion, that their friendship should be platonic and they continue to meet regularly. I find both characters extremely likeable and can’t help but hope that they will get together. However, Dex marries and becomes a father and Em has her first novel published, moves to Paris and meets Jean Pierre. Then on July 15th 2001 Dex arrives in Paris. Will this change anything? One Day is a novel which doesn’t end the way one expects. Like life it has its moments to make you laugh aloud and times to make you shed a tear. It is a very well written novel and not at all banal - that I can promise you. by Patricia Mc Avoy
“Don’t romanticise your ‘vocation’. You can either write good sentences or you can’t. There is no ‘writer’s lifestyle’. All that matters is what you leave on the page.” Zadie Smith “The best time to start promoting your book is three years before it comes out. Three years to build a reputation, build a permission asset, build a blog, build a following, build credibility and build the connections you’ll need later.” Seth Godin
Are you a bit of a Bookworm?
“I’m always pretending that I’m sitting across from somebody. I’m telling them a story, and I don’t want them to get up until it’s finished.” James Patterson “I would advise anyone who aspires to a writing career that before developing his talent he would be wise to develop a thick hide. “ Harper Lee “Don’t take anyone’s writing advice too seriously.” Lev Grossman Happy writing! Alison has compiled the articles from this column into ‘The 500 Word Writing Buddy’, available on Amazon. Her fifth novel, INSURRECTIO, is now out.
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Food & Drink A Matter of Tasting
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by John Sherwin
know this is the season for glugging down a nice chilled wine under the blazing sun, and far be it from me to spoil such a delicious pleasure, but in the interests of perversity I thought I would take you indoors for a little serious wine appreciation – you can’t have it all your own way, you know, and life is not a bed of rosés. I’m talking about organising a wine tasting. Not a cocktail party, not a wayn n’ cheese evening, but a real honest to goodness wine tasting.
Order of service is vital if tastebuds are not to be deceived, discombobulated or downright disappointed. White before red; light before heavy; young before old are the guidelines. Have some bits of stale-ish French bread handy to clear the mouth, if you wish, but I wouldn’t go further than that – this is not a dinner party.
Why would you want to? Well, I’m assuming you are interested in wine and have a group of friends who are like-minded. Rather than each of you ploughing your own separate, lonely furrow through the vast prairies of available wine and coming to nervous, unsure, unconfirmed and undebated conclusions, it would seem a neat idea for all of you to get together for a gargle and a chinwag: wine is made to be shared after all.
You and your buddies are looking to assess the wine under three basic rubrics: appearance, aroma, taste. We’re talking essentials here so I’ll keep it simple. Appearance should be clear not cloudy; colour can be noted and discussed as part of the fun and games. Aroma is the most important stage. Take a first sniff before swirling. This will give you a ‘base’ level of aroma intensity. Then swirl, aerating the wine and releasing all those beautiful aroma molecules. See how that compares to your first unswirled sniff, how the intensity develops (or not, as the case may be). Then take a good mouthful – the image of wine-tasters taking prissy sips is misleading. You need enough raw material for your tastebuds to work on. ‘Chew’ on the wine to ensure that it’s properly aerated and thoroughly spread around the oral cavity. At this stage you will be assessing basic taste sensations: acid, sugar, bitterness, heaviness/alcohol. Is the wine balanced? Might it develop? This is the point at which discussion can start – which is to say the previous steps should have been undertaken in almost monastic silence.
There shouldn’t be more than eight of you so that the occasion doesn’t deteriorate into a ‘party’. You’ll need a well-lit room (natural light to be preferred) which has been temporarily designated for the purpose, ie no children, pets, teetotallers or neo-prohibitionists swanning through: these are wasteful of your energy and concentration. No smoking or strong perfume. A table large enough for those present to hover over and around should be covered with a white cloth. Tasting is done standing up. Provide bottles of neutral mineral water (Volvic is ideal) to swill mouths out between wines and rinse tasting glasses as you should need only one glass per person. Tastings with a line-up of four or five glasses per person are unnecessarily showy. The glass should be tulip-shaped, that is with a firm foot, a thin stem, and a capacious base tapering up to an opening narrower than the bottom. (See how the sensual delight of tasting rears its head before even a drop has been poured.) Such a design enables you to swill the wine without spillage and concentrates the aromas in the neck of the glass. Which wines, and how many, to taste? The answer to the first question is entirely up to you and your comrades, but I would suggest you go for some kind of theme as opposed to a scattergun approach. Wines of the southern Rhone? Comparing Bordeaux and Burgundy? Whatever takes your fancy, but you will need to have decided on a budget beforehand so that you, mein host, can provide the bottles. (Asking each participant to bring a bottle is a recipe for a disorganised mess.) As to how many, I would concentrate on six quality bottles rather than go for dubious quantity.
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Someone has to be in control of pouring to avoid a free for all. As a general rule I would go for about an eggcup full, maybe a bit more. This will be enough to fill the mouth but not so much that it will go overboard if swilled over-enthusiastically.
It doesn’t much matter what kind of vocabulary you use to describe the wine, as long as it means something to all assembled, some shared point or points of reference. You don’t need to be high falutin’ – fruity, flowery, bitter, crikey, sweetish, tobacco, resin, pucker – anything to get your impression over and to share it with others. Who knows - it might just give you another dimension to appreciate your summertime bottles. John Sherwin, French Wine Tours 07 50 90 02 00 or www.french-wine-tours.com
Take a Break - SOLUTIONS Easy Crossword: Across: 1. pasty 3. anzac 7. lift 9. anti 10.erratic 11. exclaimed 14. blatant 16. dale 17. toil 18. eject 19. poach Down: 1. pulse 2. safe 4. zinc 5. cairo 6. guarantee 8. trickle 9. ailment 12. midge 13. belch 14. blue 15. toga Toughie Crossword: Across: 1.hardy. 4. jude 7. pylon 8. obscure 10. cam 11. teeth 12. alerted 14. return 16. native 20. madding 23. crowd 25. och 26. salieri 27. elbow 28. tess 29. mayor Down: 1. holiest 2. rancher 3. yeoman 4.jesse 5. doubt 6. spit 9. endue 13. rot 14. romps 15. usd 17. alchemy 18. ironbar 19. egoism 21. delve 22. items 24. dewy
Well, what do you know?: Connection: they are all types of horse drawn carriages or carts. 1) TONGA 2) SURREY 3) BERLIN wall 4) WHISKEY in the jar 5) Duke of CLARENCE 6) CURRICULUM Vitae 7) GARRY owen 8) VICTORIA falls 9) Ryan GIGgs 10) William Ewart GLADSTONE 11) The MouseTRAP 12) Martin LANDAU
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La Vendée Chippy Poisson et frites à l’anglaise
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Vegetarian Delights
by Lynda Gee
Warm Pear Chevre and Blue Fans
A simple fresh starter which works well at any time of year. For 4 people you will need: • two large firm pears • 150g goats cheese • 100g blue Camembert cheese (or similar).
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would like to thank Glyn, Mary and Larissa the vegetarian (lacto) branch of my family who inspired me to create this recipe during their recent stay.
Cut the pears in half long ways and remove any ‘woody’ core parts and pips. Then, using a fine blade d sharp knife, carefully cut a number of lines from the base to about 1 ½ or 2 cm from the top of the pear. Carefully slip alternate slices of goats and blue cheese between the lines and spread slightly to create a fan. The easiest way to cook these is individually in a microwave for 1 or 2 minutes, depending on power rating ,(ie 600 watts), until the pear is warmed and the cheese melted. Serve with fresh crusty bread.
Simple Tipsy Fruit W affles
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• 1 pack of liege wa ffles (chocolate or na tur • seasonal fruit eg cherries or nectarines al as you wish) • alcohol to make the fruit tipsy ! Kirsch is go ries, cognac with necta rines, or rum with baod with cher• 1 aerosol of swee nanas.) tened cream Stone and slice the each waffle, sprinklefruit and place in a single layer on top over a dessert spoo of alcohol, chill for a nful of your chosen le while and just befor a generous swirl oflittthe e serving cove with sieved cocoa powder, cream. Also nice to add a sprinklirng chopped or flaked nu of ts or caramel sauce. Quick and easy, and a go od reason to keep a your store cupboa pack of wa s in for emergencies! rd and a can of cream in your fridge -ffle ready
Filo Spinach and Feta Pie 1 pack of Filo or brick pastry leaves • 600g frozen chopped • • creamed spinach 150-200g feta cheese. • a little very soft butter. • ctions but conFirstly prepare the spinach as per the instru normal. than drier little a until g stirrin and tinue cooking dish. Evenly Place four of the fine pastry leaves in a flan orlypie or slice break rough then and this onto ch spina spoon the pasfour er anoth with Cover layer. a in it the feta cheese over top one to try leaves and spread the very soft butter over the glaze the pastry in cooking. the pastry is Cook in a 180˚ oven for 25 to 30 minutes untilnew potatoes. gold and lightly crisped. Serve with tiny boiled poach a salmon To make a delicious non vegetarian version, d 10 -12 minutes. fillet of around 160 - 200 grams for arounthe above adding Drain and leave to cool whilst following Continue as e. chees feta the with n salmo flaked the roughly before.
Lynda is better known as ‘Ginger’s Kitchen’ and provides a full at-home catering service.
Tel: 06 23 00 72 04 ~ Email: gingers.kitchen@orange.fr
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Summertime
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by Jacqueline Brown
ell, it arrived at last summer, my favourite time of year, second only to spring. While spring is exciting for it’s new growth, summer is all about long, busy days trying to squeeze a bit of everything in.
The ‘Tour de France’ is a summer must-see for me, ideally in person out on the roadside, but that wasn’t to be this year and although I can quite easily tune in to the TV for a few hours each afternoon, I more often than not have to make do with the highlights in the evening, or nothing else would get done. The Tour des Deux-Sèvres, our local baby brother of Le Tour, finished its final stage this year with a 100km race to Couture D’Argenson, our neighbouring village. There was a small publicity caravane and the village had gone to town with painted wooden bicycle themed decorations. I could feel the atmosphere, the banging of hands on publicity barriers, the brightly coloured convoy of team cars, the hooting of car horns and the blowing of whistles. It was all a great lead up to a flash of sprinting cyclists as they crossed the finish line and I got my live cycling fix.
The potager in summer is demanding in terms of watering and picking but as that leads me nicely to the kitchen, where cooking and freezing not only keeps me busy, but also fattens my freezer after it’s winter purging, I’m happy with the work. Summer is also a time of fêtes, picnics and shared meals (often in village car parks). Many events ask you to bring your own couvertes and my homemade sac a tarte has proved to be perfect for carrying a set of plates, glasses, napkins and cutlery. With plenty of food, fun and laughter I always have a great time. I had pretty much finished writing this piece, where I’d chatted happily about summer activities and the social side to life in a French village and my conclusion was going to be that despite the uncertainty in Europe, my best advice this summer was to pack your hamper, or couvertes and head off to whatever fête, meal or picnic your local town or village is organising. Good food, good company, fairy lights and dancing to Boney M’s ‘Daddy Cool’, The Rednex ‘Cotton Eye Joe’ or maybe Plastic Bertrand’s ‘Ca Plane Pour Moi’ certainly lifted me from my post-referendum blues at our 14th July celebrations. Then I awoke to the news from Nice and an already troubled world felt a lot more troubled. After the initial shock, that something so dreadful could have happened when so many families were out celebrating the Fête Nationale, a day of celebration like no other in France, I realised that if I changed my mind about encouraging everyone to go out and join in the fun, the fear and hatred of terrorism would win. So please do go out and enjoy everything French life has to offer you this month. www.frenchvillagediaries.com Email: frenchvillagediaries@gmail.com
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Take a Break Across: 1. Small meat pie or turnover (5) 3. WW1 Australian and New Zealand army corps soldiers (5) 7. Raise up (4) 9. Against (4) 10. Liable to sudden unpredictable change (7) 11. Uttered aloud (9) 14. Glaringly obvious (7) 16. An open river valley (4) 17. Work hard (4) 18. Leave an aircraft rapidly (5) 19.Cook in simmering liquid (5)
Down: 1. The rate at which the heart beats (5) 2. Strongbox for valuables (4) 4. Bluish-white metal (4) 5. Capital of Egypt (5) 6. Make certain of; a written assurance (9) 8. Run or flow slowly (7) 9. Persistent disorder or disease (7) 12. Tiny two winged fly (5) 13. Expel gas from the stomach through the mouth (5) 14. Colour between green and violet (4) 15. One-piece cloak worn by men in ancient Rome (4)
DSM Toughie Crossword
Across: 1. Tough but short route into site of literary festival (5) 4. Magistrate not using force is hailed by top group (4) 7. Grumpy, long-suffering keeper holds up the line (5) 8. Scour violently and be upset with murky outcome (7) 10. Flower can be found just before bridge near Newmarket (3) 11. For the dentally challenged, these can be said to be like stars (5) 12. Given prior warning of altered version (7) 14. About time, vessel comes back into our court (6) 16. Indigenous inhabitant of revolut ionary Vietnam missing maiden (6) 20. Archaic crazy count found in old dynasty (7) 23. Impinge on someone’s space with record about racket (5) 25. Northern expression of regret about cut-off clay mineral (3) 26. Sadly, I realise taking away drug was said to have killed Mozart (7) 27. You will be given this when on your way out (5) 28. Little Theresa quotes simple story as context (4) 29. Yam? Or something different for a civic dignitary? (5)
Down: 1. The most sanctimonious tosh about lie being broadcast (7) 2. Organised expensive French animal breeder (7) 3. OS relocation making an honest worker out of a sycophant (6) 4. Jacobean monarch going after a notorious outlaw (5) 5. In insecurity party turn to communications company (5) 6. Sulphur mine found in small stretch of land (4) 9. Give power to mad naked Englishman (5) 13. Rubbish article removed from list (3) 14. Song from psalms involves larks (5) 15. User solution definition initially providing currency (1,1,1) 17. Revolutionary coming between
state and my miracle conversion (7)
18. Lever that could be used for press ban? (4,3) 19. Goes badly when I’m involved in doctrine of self-interest (6) 21. Investigate meal-ticket diminution in Scottish river case (5) 22. It’s about me turning over romantic partnerships (5) 24. One of many related here, tranter found under the greenwood tree, dripping wet? (4)
Well, what do you know?
With thanks to M.Morris
Monthly quiz by Roland Scott...... how many can you get?
1) King Tupou VI is monarch of which Polynesian nation? It used to be known as the Friendly Islands.
8) Explorer David Livingstone was the first European to see which waterfall?
2) Kingston-upon-Thames is the county town of which English county?
9) Which Welsh international footballer spent his entire playing career at Manchester United making a record 672 appearances?
3) Construction began in Nov.1961, it measured 155 km, demolition began in Nov. 1989, what was it?
10) Which politician was Chancelllor 4 times (1852-55, 59-66, 73-74, 80-82); he was also P.M. 4 times (1868-74, 80-85, 1886, 92-94)?
4) Recorded by the Dubliners, the Pogues, Thin Lizzy and Metallica, which song includes the line “Whack for my daddy-o”?
11) Which play by Agatha Christie opened 6th Oct, 1952 and is still playing?
5) According to Shakespeare, George Plantagenet was drowned in a butt of Malmsey, he was the Duke of where?
12) Which American actor played Rollin Hand in Mission Impossible and Commander John Koenig in Space 1999?
6) For what do the initials C.V. stand?
Finally what connects your 12 answers, assuming you have 12 correct answers?
7) The ‘up and under’, much loved by Rugby League commentator Eddie Waring, is known as what in Rugby Union?
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Answers on P.17 and our website: www.thedeuxsevresmonthly.fr
DSM Easy Crossword
Health, Beauty & Fitness Caffeine Kick
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by Lorraine Wallace
or some of you, this topic will be of no concern, but for others, this is going to be tough. You’re going to hate me for suggesting to take away something akin to your baby’s blankie…. Yes – I’m going to challenge some of you to try a caffeine free week or at the very least, reduce your consumption.
I’m particularly talking coffee here as caffeine in tea is less of an issue for most. That’s not to say coffee is all bad, it most certainly isn’t in small doses, but if you suffer from any of the negative effects of caffeine, I seriously recommend you test out for yourself if this could be the cause. So first let’s take a look at the health benefits of caffeine… • Great for keeping you alert • Improves happiness and sense of wellbeing • Boosts athletic performance • Can help reduce muscle pain • Aids absorption of some medications • May help to burn fat and sugar • Is an antioxidant • May help some disease prevention such as Parkinson’s • Can be a relief for asthmatic symptoms
My husband and I have never been regular coffee drinkers, however, a couple of years back, Stuart went through a phase of having a cup every evening. It took about 2 weeks to work out that this was the cause of insomnia for that period, which he’d never suffered from before. As soon as he stopped, he went back to his normal sleep pattern. Some people it affects, some it doesn’t.
Do what works for YOU!
Try not to get caught up in recommendations for specific quantities, what’s important is to know how it affects you personally, not your friend. Not everyone will be negatively affected. Some people go their whole lives experiencing absolutely no negative effects, but many do and the results can range from mild to severe. So if any symptoms sound familiar, I challenge you to try a caffeine free period for a week, or reduce the quantity, and see how you feel. Word of warning: Caffeine is an addiction for some. Withdrawing can initially give unwanted symptoms such as headaches, drowsiness, lethargy, cold-like symptoms, anxiety and irritability. If you are a heavy consumer of caffeine, it may be wise to withdraw gradually. Rest assured though, these symptoms pass as your body cleanses itself. Try decaffeinated coffee if you still need the coffee taste, otherwise take it as an opportunity to try something different - a herbal tea or smoothie maybe? Remember it’s all about YOU and how YOU feel and only you can test this. www.lorrainewallace.com Email: lorraine@lorrainewallace.com ~ Tel: 05 55 68 15 77 22 | The Deux-Sèvres Monthly, August 2016
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And now the bad news… • Cardiovascular Problems • Stress • Irritability, Restlessness, Insomnia, Agitation • Blood Sugar Swings • Gastrointestinal Problems • Nutritional Deficiencies • Health Concerns for Men – urinary and prostate issues • Health Concerns for women – Fybrocystic breast disease, PMS, osteoporosis, infertility and more • Aging • Adrenal Fatigue
CSDS LATEST NEWS by June Searchfield
Wednesday 29th June 2016 Tea Party at Chez Tante Mabel, Fondemoulin, Pers
What a fabulous day! A huge Thank You to: Bev and Paul at Chez Tante Mabel for hosting a fantastic event in the gardens of their home in aid of Cancer Support Deux-Sèvres. The girls from my team of volunteers (you know who you are) and numerous others worked tirelessly all day serving delicious sandwiches, sausage rolls, scones, jam and cream, cakes and assorted teas and champagne and selling raffle tickets. and to MackenZie and Norman who provided the background music which was truly magnificent. The sun shone all afternoon, the ambience was wonderful and everyone joined in the spirit, wearing the various hats provided. I cannot express my thanks enough …. CSDS has received a whopping 920€ from the proceeds and this truly reflects all the time, effort and generosity of all who participated.
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Helpful French Vocabulary... A & E Dentisit Doctor Nurse
....... les urgences .......dentiste .......médecin (m) / docteur (m) .......infirmièr(e)
Ache, pain Arm to Blister to Break Dehydration Eczema Eye wash Hand
.......douleur (f) .......bras (m) .......cloquer (verb) .......casser (verb) .......déshydratation (f) .......eczéma (m) .......collyre (m) .......main (f)
Head ....... tête (f) Hearing aid .......appareil (m) Leg .......jambe (f) Neck .......cou (m) to overheat .......échauffer (verb) Prescription .......ordonnance (f) to scald .......ébouillanter (verb) Seizure, fit; attack .......accès (m) Shoulder .......épaule (f) Skin allergy .......allergie cutanée Sprain .......entorse (f) Stroke .......apoplexie (f) Sunscreen .......écran solaire (m) Swelling .......enflure (f) Tablet .......comprimé (m) Tonsilitis .......amygdalite (f)
In case of an Emergency Call 112 or 18 You can speak in English Wait for an Interpreter to come on the line.
Do not hang up!
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Our Furry Friends Bull Fighting in France...
by Nigel Franks, NALA
Over the years, the technique of bull fighting has been perfected to eliminate as much risk as possible to the Matador. In the first and second acts, men on horseback, armed with lances, stab the bull in his neck muscles. This makes it more difficult for him to lift his head and defend himself with his horns, as well as weakening him through loss of blood. In the third act the Matador makes his grand entrance and with his cape encourages the bull to further tire himself. Eventually through blood loss, exhaustion and damage to his neck muscles the bull can no longer lift his head and can hardly remain on his feet. This is the moment for the Matador to skillfully kill the bull with a sword thrust to the heart. Except they often miss and the Matador tries again and again if necessary. It was a shock to discover that bull fights (corrida) actually take place in France. Mistreatment of animals is a penal offence in France except for a number of towns where bullfighting has been an unbroken tradition (a similar exemption also applies to cockfighting.) What is even more shocking is that, because of a lack of interest from the public, most bull fights in France make a loss, so they are subsidised by the taxpayer. It’s not only the French taxpayer: it’s estimated that the breeders of bulls for the arena receive tens of millions of Euros in subsidies under the CAP. Anti-corrida protest movements are starting to have some success: last year bullfighting was removed from the list of France’s cultural heritage, the majority of MEPs (but not the qualified majority necessary) support the stopping of subsidies for breeders of bulls for bullfights and many bull fighting towns now no longer give subsidies for these fights. If you, like I, are appalled by this tradition, you can help by supporting the actions of organisations such as CRAC Europe (Comité radicalement anti-corrida) and FLAC (Fédération des luttes pour l’abolition de la corrida) and, of course, by not going to a bullfight.
HELP NEEDED! Association Galia, located in Fontenay le Comte (85) needs your assistance - extra volunteers are needed for dog walking! Association Galia are a French refuge helping animals in need, and most of the morning helpers are English speakers. They desperately need some more helpers to man the hosepipe, brushes or dog walking.
A Volunteer with Iron...
Have you a couple of hours to spare in the morning? Volunteers are thin on the ground at the moment and it is very difficult to get the dogs out for a walk and clean the kennels. If you have some time to spare and want to help the overworked volunteers that are in need of your assistance, please
Contact them by email: assogalia85@gmail.com or phone 02 51 87 68 99. The refuge is on the edge of Fontenay le Comte, (department 85, postcode 85200) please consider giving a couple of hours a week.
Thank you. Volunteering is not always about washing kennels and walking dogs. There is often tea and cake and on September 3rd there is an evening Soirée at Charzais 85200: Live music, Bar, Curry and other nice goodies plus vegetarian options. For more information about this, please contact Gillian on 02 51 51 17 68. Admission by ticket only.
A recent bull fighting protest in Nantes.
Nos Amis Les Animaux 85480 (NALA 85480) Tel: 07 70 31 54 59 Email: nala85480@hotmail.com www.nosamislesanimaux.com
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Maestro
born 10/04/16
FUND RAISING FOR KITTENS NEEDING STERILISATION Heather Davey will be hosting a sale with coffee and cake to raise money for nine recently abandoned kittens.
Maestro is a beautifully-marked little black and white boy with the most amazing ears, and quite a scamp! As you can see from the photo he loves a good romp, but he’s also a very affectionate little fellow. He is clean and loving and will make a wonderful companion. He is very happy to be around other cats and is just waiting for his forever home If you’d like to reserve Maestro, or want further details, please contact carer, Sophie at sophie.nicol@yahoo.fr or Tel: 05 53 73 91 13 Mobile: 07 78 21 13 55 (Department: 24100 Bergerac)
There are 100s of books, general household items, clothes shoes, children’s books, coffee and cake and lots more on sale. The kittens and other cats looking for forever homes will be on site. If you’re interested to see them, please ask Heather. The sale will be held on
Sunday 7th August, 10am - 4pm at Le Grand Beaupits, 79200 St Germain de Longue Chaume Funds raised will go towards the sterilisation, vaccinations and ongoing care of these kittens.
www.phoenixasso.com
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Where We Live...
A look at what makes France so special
Treasure Island
Comté (AOC)
Also called Gruyère de Comté, this is the richest and most popular cheese in France, along with Beaufort. Consumed by 40% of the French population, it has the highest production figures of all French cheeses. Traditionally, it is produced in the mountains of the Jura, where farmers bring their cows milk down to the fruitières, which are co-operatives. It takes 539 litres of milk – the daily production of 30 cows – to make one Comté cheese weighing 45kg. It’s a hard-pressed cooked cheese with a smooth, golden interior lightly scattered with medium-sized round holes, or eyes. A good Comté can be judged almost entirely by the size, shape and condition of these eyes, which are the result of careful affinage (maturation). They vary from the size of a pea to that of a small cherry. If the affinage is prolonged at low temperatures, no eyes form. Affinage must take place within the AOC specified areas (Franche-Comté, eastern Bourgogne and parts of Lorraine, Champagne and the Rhône-Alpes) and needs 90 days from the date of production at below 19˚C with a minimum humidity level of 92%. The cheeses are regularly wiped and rubbed with brine and the rind must be moist and treated with morge, a brine enriched with scrapings from old cheeses. Quality is strictly controlled and each year 5% of cheeses fail to pass the AOC tests. Comté is graded on a scale of 1 to 20 and the minimum score for a pass is an average of above 12. Cheeses graded 15-20 have green casein labels and those with 12-15 have brick-red labels. Casein is the main protein in milk, precipitated into curd by the use of rennet. It is used to make some edible cheese labels, which are embedded in the crust. Rejected cheeses are sold as Gruyère. The surface of the cheese is broad and flat with a moist, cool, grey, yellow and ochre rind. The inside is firm and supple and melts in the mouth, leaving a sweet taste. The salt is strong but balanced and the flavour has a nutty taste. Comté is a nourishing and versatile cheese. It is a good accompaniment to an apéritif or may be eaten in a salad, with fruit, in a sandwich, or cooked in a croque-monsieur or a fondue. Photo above: © Wikimedia, Myrabella
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Gathering of shells, Noirmoutier. ©wikimedia, Sebastiaan ter Burg.
L’île de Noirmoutier At just 20kms long and 7kms at its widest point, this island packs plenty of magic into its tiny frame. Nature, culture, beaches, water sports and great local produce all go into making Île de Noirmoutier a pint-sized pocket of pleasure. And the action starts even before you set foot on the island. Your satnav will tell you it’s the D948, but when you arrive you’re faced with the unforgettable Passage du Gois. It’s a 4.5km-long cobble-paved causeway connecting the island to Beauvoir-sur-Mer and attracts thousands of visitors every year who come to see the incoming and outgoing tides cover up and then reveal Le Gois. With 50kms of beaches to choose from, you’re sure to find your perfect one. Chill out, collect shellfish, stroll along quiet sand dunes or get the pulse racing with windsurfing, kayaking and land sailing. Several beaches have water wheelchairs (tiralos) for disabled visitors. Salt marshes cover one-third of the island between the towns of Noirmoutier and L’Epine and they play a big part in the 200-year-old oyster farming industry. The island produces three types of oyster – Fine, Fines de claire and Special – and the way they are farmed gives them their own specific taste. The latter two are farmed in former salt marshes converted into oyster maturing pools. The village of L’Herbaudière is built around the fishing port and the fish market tempts you with sole, line-caught bass, red mullet, lobster and crab. Try the famous Noirmoutier fish soup. The sheer quantity of fish gives it its rich flavour. Top it up with some crème fraîche or rouille and dive in. Getting there The Passage du Gois. Another way, apart from boat or breaststroke, is via the D38 at La Barre-de-Monts. But it’s just another road bridge and nowhere near as much fun. Getting around Free shuttle buses from mid-July to end of August. Summer routes to the island’s towns. Plenty of cycle paths and bike hire. Don’t miss La Route du Sel: Explore the salt road by canoe. Aquarium de Noirmoutier: Home to 1000 animals and 200 different species. Musée du Château de Noirmoutier: Showcases the island’s history. Fabulous views. Website: www.uk.ile-noirmoutier.com
by Mick Austin Port Joinville, Ile De Yeu: ©Wikimedia, Peyot
Château d’O leron, Île
d’Oleron: © Sarah Berry
Whitewashed houses with terracotta roofs and gardens bursting with hollyhocks. Picturesque villages, forests and vineyards. Waterways with brightly coloured oyster boats. All set next to the sun-drenched beaches of the Atlantic coast. And just a short boat trip – or even a short walk – away. Welcome to Paradise. île de yeu
Île d’oleron
Concentrated in just 23 square kilometres is a wide diversity of landscapes. Long, sandy beaches and dunes, coniferous woodland, wild coastline, barren moors and marsh and ‘bocage’ countryside.
France’s second largest island after Corsica, Oléron is 30kms long endto-end and just 6kms wide. Less well known than its neighbour, the Île de Ré, its countryside is perfect for gentle exploration on foot or by bike. Picturesque villages, forests, vineyards, waterways with brightly coloured oyster boats and oyster sheds – and more beaches than you can shake a bucket and spade at.
Known for many years as the first tuna fishing port of the Atlantic coast, the island still has an active fishing industry and the local fleet unloads its catch at the fish auction (the last on an island in France): sea bass, monkfish, hake, sole, yellowfin tuna etc, plus various kinds of shellfish. South of the island, the wild coast spreads from Pointe du But to Pointe des Corbeaux. Heathland strewn with dolmens and standing stones and awe-inspiring rocky headlands giving great views, plus sheltered coves and sandy beaches. After the Pointe des Corbeaux, the transition is stunning as you come upon the dune coast. One beach leading into another, forests of pines overlooking the dunes and then a land of marshes with its many protected birds, like the marsh harrier. A coastline that resembles that of the Vendée, which is not surprising as you can see it from the Île de Yeu on a fine day. More than 760 species of wild flowers means there’s all year round colour. Sixteen types of orchid – some extremely rare – bloom from March to September. The coast, marshes and wetlands provide nesting and resting habitat for almost 300 bird species. Migrating seabirds like skuas and razorbills cross the island in the autumn, while in winter shorebirds or waders choose the long, sandy beaches for feeding.
With fishing a major island industry, the port towns are busy places. La Cotinière is the biggest, while for oysters head to Saint-Trojan-lesBains. A good trip is to cycle or drive the Route des Huîtres along the coast north-west from Le Chateau d’Oléron and see how MarennesOléron oysters – arguably the best in France – are cultivated in former salt pans. Tasting is a must. On the south-west coast, a huge sandy beach stretches from Plage de Vert-Bois down to the island’s southern tip. It’s backed by pine trees and dunes and can be good for surfing. On the north-east coast near Boyardville, Plage des Saumonards is reached through pine woods and sand dunes. For family beaches head to the east of the island as they are more protected from the Atlantic surf. Getting there By road bridge (free) from Bourcefranc-le-Chapus on the mainland. Ferries from La Rochelle (http://www.en.inter-iles.com) or Marennes, as well as Bourcefranc-le-Chapus.
Getting there By ferry from Port Fromentine, La Barre de Monts (30-45 minutes, year round www.compagnie-yeu-continent.fr) and Saint Gilles Croix de Vie (60 minutes, April-September www.compagnievendeenne.com).
Getting around Dump the car if you can. Cycling is easy from one of the many rental shops. For a more leisurely journey jump aboard Le P’tit Train, famous for running on chip oil, on a 12kms route along the sandy beaches and nearby pine forests.
Getting around Cycling is an ideal way and renting a bike is as easy as the environmentally-friendly roads signs that guide you. On foot there is the GR80 hiking trail, or perhaps the ID Bus? Try a horse-drawn carriage, a boat trip or even a helicopter tour. Check them out via the tourist office.
Don’t miss Port des Salines: Learn about the once all-important salt production. Phare de Chassiron lighthouse: On the island’s northern tip. The oldest lighthouse in the region, it is 46 metres high and you can climb the 224 steps for a magnificent view. La Cotinière: For a meal in one of the busy restaurants and to stock up at the gleaming seafood stalls on the quayside and in the covered market.
Don’t miss Le Vieux Château: Uncover the story of military architecture and the island’s old way of life. La Citadelle: A fortress, then a state prison and then a barracks. Marshal of France Philippe Pétain was jailed there from 1945-1951. Port Joinville: The island capital bustles with life all year round. Stroll through the maze of alleys or sit at a quayside café and watch the world go by.
Website: www.oleron-island.com
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Ars en Ré, Île de Ré © David Brennan
The Lighthouses of Ile d’Aix: © wikimedia, Patrick Despoix
île de ré
île d’aix
It’s hard to believe La Rochelle is just a half-hour’s drive from this pretty little island of whitewashed houses with their terracotta roofs and green and blue shutters and gardens bursting with hollyhocks. The countryside – a mixture of vineyards, marshes and salt pans – is equally striking, while the beaches are plentiful and unspoilt. In fact the island was used to film some scenes from The Longest Day, the classic film about the D-Day landings.
Shaped like a croissant, three kilometres long, just 700 metres wide and a maximum of nine metres above sea level, this island can be summed up in one word: quaint. No motorised vehicles allowed and you can cycle round the island in under an hour and walk it briskly in around two hours.
Popular with French holidaymakers, the fashionable Île de Ré is also a foodie heaven, with markets seemingly every morning in every village during the summer months. Great local produce like oysters, strawberries and samphire. The island is renowned for its production of oysters and fleur de sel salt. A visit to the Les Sauniers salt farmers’ co-operative at Ars-en-Re (www.sel-de-mer.com/) lets you discover the journey of the sea salt after its harvest. Another guided tour in English is to the Huitriere de Ré oyster farm, also at Ars-en-Ré, where you’ll be taken through the history of oyster farming on the island. Oh, and tasting as well, of course. Or if you fancy horse riding why not try Ecuries du Moulin Moreau (www.moulin-moreau.com/) a riding school situated on the Atlantic coastline catering for all shapes and sizes (people that is) all year round. They even organise stag and hen parties! Getting there By car via a 3kms toll bridge, but it’s free for cyclists and pedestrians. By bus from the SNCF railway station at La Rochelle and a service to all villages on the island throughout the year. By boat to Ars, La Flotte and Saint Martin from La Rochelle and La Tranche-sur-Mer (www.en.interiles.com). Getting around There are 100kms of cycle paths and plenty of places from which to hire bikes. Cycland, at La Couarde-sur-Mer, has nine locations across the island with an impressive range of bikes and they’re on hand in case of punctures and breakdowns. Don’t miss St-Martin-de-Ré: The pretty, fortified island capital with its chic harbour (the centre of activity at night) and quiet cobbled back streets. Website: www.holidays-iledere.co.uk
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Most of the 200 permanent residents live in the island’s only village inside impressive fortifications built by the renowned military engineer Vauban on the orders of Napoleon, who spent his last days on French soil in the governor’s house before his exile. The house is now a museum on Napoleonic history and his bedroom remains as it was during his stay there. The only real island in the Charente-Maritime has vineyards, forests and a varied selection of beaches, with good swimming off the west coast and sandy coves in the north. Getting there Frequent ferries from Pointe de la Fumé at Fouras-les-Baines, taking around 30 minutes (www.service-maritime-iledaix.com). And from La Rochelle, Saint-Martin-de Ré, Boyardville and Saint-Denis (Oléron island) and La Tranche-sur-Mer (www.en.inter-iles.com). Getting around Er, by bike of course! But you can also arrange a ferry trip plus horse and carriage tour and lunch for around €50. There’s also a guided tour in a mini tourist train on wheels. Don’t miss The Battery de Jamblet: Now converted into a museography. The Musée de la Nacre: Mother of Pearl museum. Fort Liedot: Guided visits in the summer. Website: www.iledaix.fr
DID YOU KNOW ? The first aerial crossing of the English Channel was made by a Frenchman, and in doing so he managed to deliver the world’s first airmail letter in the process. In 1784, balloonist Jean-Pierre-François Blanchard made his first ascent, having been inspired by a demonstration by the Montgolfier brothers. A year later he and American physician John Jeffries, who funded the attempt, set their sights on the Channel.
Carrelets on Ile Madame © wikimedia, JLPC
Very much in the spirit of the age, a contract was said to have been drawn up between them in which Jeffries pledged to jump from the balloon should it be necessary to reduce the weight carried. But Blanchard tried to wriggle out of the contract and claim all the glory for himself by wearing a belt weighted with lead to try and fool Jeffries into jumping from the balloon when it wouldn’t lift!
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L’île madame This tiny little island of just 75 hectares, the smallest in CharenteMaritime, is only accessible at low tide by way of the Passe aux Boeufs, a natural pathway consisting of sand and shingle which is covered by the sea twice a day. Apparently the island was named after Anne Rohan de Soubise, a mistress of Louis XIV who gave the name Madame to all that he owned, and it has just one all-year-round inhabitant. Probably not a salesman, then... Oyster farming and aquaculture are to be found on the island’s western side and salt is harvested from the salt marshes. Shore fishing is popular and numerous carrelets (small fishing huts with nets) are dotted around. A stroll around the island reveals its wild coastline. Buildings are few and far between but are dominated by a redoute, a small defensive fort built at the beginning of the 18th Century against the English. Getting there From Port-des-Barques, near Rochefort. By foot or breaststroke. Getting around Enjoy the natural quiet and go by foot with a rucksack, bucket and fishing net. Don’t miss The view: You can clearly see Fouras, Aix island, Port-des-Barque, Fort Boyard, the bridge to Ré island and La Rochelle. Amazing. Website: www.en-charente-maritime.com/tourisme/idees-vacances/ littoral-iles/ile-madame
Mick Austin is a freelance journalist based in the Pays-de-la-Loire. He has had his work published in several expat magazines and newspapers and has also written the Mayenne Tourist Board’s only English-language brochure. He also runs a gîte business at www.gitefortwo.com.
The trip from Dover was to be a hair-raising affair. As the basket sank towards the waves they were forced to throw everything they could overboard, even a sack of mail. Things got so desperate it’s claimed they even stripped to their underwear and urinated overboard to lose a few more ounces! The pair finally reached France after a two-and-a-half hour flight with that first airmail letter, as Jeffries had decided to keep one in his pocket. Blanchard went on to make the first balloon flights in Germany, Poland and America and died in 1809 when he fell 50 feet from his balloon over The Hague after having a heart attack. Ever the showman, Blanchard also tested a parachute by dropping a dog in a basket from a balloon. A giant step forward in aviation history, perhaps, but a giant step back in establishing the dog as man’s best friend!
On this month August 26, 1346: During the 100 Years War, King Edward III’s English army crushes a French force under King Phillip VI at the Battle of Crecy, in Normandy. The battle, regarded as one of the most decisive in history, saw an early use of the deadly longbow by the English. August 21, 1911: La Gioconda – better known as the Mona Lisa, the most famous painting in the world – is stolen from the Louvre, in Paris. It was recovered two years later from Italy. The thief was Vincenzo Perruggia, an Italian petty criminal who believed the masterpiece had been stolen from Italy by the French. France had, in fact, acquired it when Francois I bought it after artist Leonardo da Vinci’s death in 1516 for today’s equivalent of around £9million. August 22, 1962: President Charles De Gaulle survives one of several assassination attempts against him thanks to the performance of the presidential car, the sleek, aerodynamic Citroen DS19, known as La Deesse (The Goddess). Charles De Gaulle in a Citroen DS It featured a hydropneumatic suspension system that Citroen would become known for, which automatically adjusted the height of the car to keep it level and enable the driver to maintain control more easily. As the presidential Citroen sped through Paris, 12 gunmen opened fire with a hail of bullets, killing two motor cycle bodyguards, shattering the car’s rear window and puncturing all four tyres. The car went into a front wheel skid but the chauffeur managed to control it and escape, all thanks to the car’s superior suspension system. De Gaulle and his wife were unhurt..
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Motoring SIMPLY SUPERB
by Helen Tait-Wright
Over the last few weeks there have been lots of motor sporting events on, including Le Mans 24 hrs, the Grand Prix Historique at Bressuire and Classic Le Mans, but this piece is really inspired by Le Tour de France! As you may or may not know, one of the major sponsors of Le Tour is Škoda. With so many Škoda cars together, we had a good opportunity to see what they are offering customers today, and I have to say we were impressed. A far cry from the less than complimentary image that the marque gained in the 80’s with their basic and out-dated models. Škoda was founded in 1859 in the Czech Republic, and is one of the five oldest companies producing cars with an unbroken history, alongside Daimler, Opel, Peugeot and Tatra. Like many manufacturers, they started out building bicycles, before moving onto motorcycles, being credited as the makers of the first motorcycle in 1900. The first model, Voiturette A, was a success and the company was established both within Austria-Hungary and internationally. By 1905 the firm was manufacturing automobiles, making it the second-oldest Czech car manufacturer after Tatra. Škoda acquired another automobile manufacturer, Laurin & Klement, in 1925 to enlarge its manufacturing base and introduced an assembly line for production in 1930. During the occupation of Czechoslovakia in World War II the Škoda Works were turned into part of the ‘Reichswerke Hermann Göring’ serving the German war effort by producing components for military terrain vehicles, military planes, other weapon components and cartridge cases. In the autumn of 1948, Škoda (along with all other large manufacturers) became part of the communist planned economy, and in spite of unfavourable political conditions and losing contact with technical development in non-communist countries, retained a good reputation until the 1960s. In the late 1980s, they were still manufacturing cars that conceptually dated back to the 1960s. However, models such as the Škoda 105/120, Estelle and Rapid sold steadily and performed well against more modern makes in races such as the RAC Rally in the 1970s and 1980s, in fact winning their class in the RAC rally for 17 years running, despite becoming the subject of negative jokes!
Images: www.levif.be & Helen Tait-Wright
In 1987, with some motor technology licensed from western Europe, but still using their own 1289 cc engine, Škoda engineers designed the Favorit, a car comparable to western production. The technological gap was still there, but began closing rapidly.
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After the fall of communism, a joint-venture partnership agreement with Volkswagen took place and in 2000 Skoda became a wholly owned subsidiary of the Volkswagen Group. Initially, the company was meant to serve the role of the VW Group’s entry brand. Over time, however, the Škoda brand has shifted progressively more upmarket, with most models overlapping with their Volkswagen counterparts on price and features, while eclipsing them on space. The huge boot space was one thing that amazed us in the Škoda Superbs we saw in the Tour village. The Superb, as the name might suggest, is Skoda’s flagship model. It sits at the top of the range and is designed to offer all the space, refinement and quality of a premium saloon, but at a cheaper price than you may expect. It was even honoured as the ‘2016 Family Car of the Year’ at the Auto Express New Car Awards. Rear passengers in this latest version can enjoy masses of rear legroom, while the boot on the saloon-shaped hatchback model is enormous - offering up to 1,760 litres of space with the rear seats down. Should that fail to accommodate your goods and chattels there’s an even larger estate version available too. The Superb’s interior is crammed with clever ideas, like umbrellas stored in spaces in the doors (as per the latest Rolls Royce models), and an ice scraper hidden in the petrol filler flap. The latest safety technology (adaptive cruise control, lane-keep assist and park assist) is all available as well, and with some of the coolest and eye catching alloys to complement a stylish exterior, it is all together one impressive car. From under £20,000 on the road, as the slogan says ... “Simply Clever” ! Helen Tait-Wright Email: helen@stodel.org
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A-Z of the Communes in the Deux-Sèvres LA MOTHE ST. HÉRAY
by Sue Burgess
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his market town (with 1850 inhabitants today) came about from the joining together of two towns at the beginning of the 15th century. ‘La Mothe’, the least ancient and a medieval hillock built to fight the Normans who advanced as far as Melle, and ‘Saint-Héray’ (previously called ‘Sensiac’) dating back to the 6th century and to a grouping of agricultural families around Arédius (which is where Heray comes from). Clovis’ great nephew acquired a house here. He had an oratory built at Sensiac which had quickly become too small because of the notoriety of Aredius. Moreover the flooding of the Sèvre meant that the local population was thinking about building a bigger sanctuary. The present church was built 1498. The church was built in Gothic style which is rare for the area. The building is a listed historical monument apart from the 20th century bell tower. The Moulin du Pont l’Abbé is more usually called Moulin l’Abbé and has been a mill since the 11th century. It was the property of Jean de Torsay, who in the 18th century owned two millstones : one for white flour and one for mixed flours. In 1920, the then owner, Ludovic Gelin, set it up as a flourmill and it worked until 1959. The town acquired it in 1988 and the mill, having been restored by volunteers, was used again. Today it houses the tourist office, the library and a room for young people. Part has been transformed into a museum. A botanical garden crossed by the Sèvre river has been planted around the Moulin l’Abbé.
local lords held sumptuous feasts, has been dug out. Nothing is left of the castle. The wooden keep was replaced by a magnificent stone castle with a strong surrounding wall. The castle disappeared in the 19th century when it was sold by its owner stone by stone. The Théâtre Populaire Poitevin (an open air theatre) is situated in a grotto. From 1897 to 1939, plays with historical themes were played by actors from La Mothe St. Héray. The musical side of things was the business of another local, Louis Giraudias. The shows were given during the Fêtes des Rosières, the first weekend of September. This festival, which is the only one of its kind that still exists in France, is a real wedding (first a civil wedding then a church wedding) and is the opportunity every year to honour a young girl and give her a wedding gift. Charles Benjamin Chameau was born in La Mothe St. Héray on the 23rd April 1749. Because of financial difficulties suffered by himself and his family during his lifetime, Benjamin Chameau made provisions in his will for the Rosières. He died in 1816. From 1821 to 2009, 370 Rosières were crowned, 365 were married in the town hall of La Mothe St Héray and all without exception were married in the church of La Mothe. The celebrations are organised according to Benjamin Chameau’s will and by the La Mothe St Héray town council. The idea is also to have different events to attract visitors, so over the years there have been donkey races and hot air balloons amongst other things. The town celebrates for three days. A voir / Must See • The Old Castle/Le Vieux Château The castle was finished before the end of the Hundred Years war, according to Abbé Gabilly. Montravers must have suffered some terrible moments when Grignon and his troops passed through. After this the château was sold as a national monument to Mr Proust (who also possessed the chateau of St Mesmin).
To reach the Orangery of La Mothe St Héray, at the other end of the town, you can follow the chemin des jardins secrets which follows the banks of the Sévre. The elegant Orangery is of tricolore style (white stone, pink brick and grey slate) and dates from 1640 and is the work of Nicolas Tillon, Richelieu’s master stone-mason, who also built the two pavillions which are today joined to the orangery by two wooden galleries. The first floor of the Orangery was used as a reception room and the Prince Murat, Napoléons brother-in-law, gave a ball there in 1805. The name ‘Orangery’ comes from the lower part. Orange and lemon trees are placed there in the winter away from the frost. French gardens have been recreated and the canal on which the 32 | The Deux-Sèvres Monthly, August 2016
In 1838 Mr Proust sold the castle to Mr Gouraud (a lawyer). He died young and his widow had a house built near Montravers that she called la Louisière. In order to build the house, she ordered that the castle be destroyed so that she could use the stones to build the house. This was common practice at that time. From 1850 to 2006 the remains of the castle were a house and then an agricultural building before being abandoned.
In 2006 the new owner of the castle began restoration work. First making it safe, clearing and then the reconstruction of the East gable wall. The tower was rebuilt in 2007 and then in 2008 the beams and floors were replaced. The roof was replaced in 2009 and the pointing done. In 2011 archeaological digs found the remains of ancient walls.
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Communications Help is Never Too Far Away... Using Microsoft Remote Assistance
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icrosoft Windows is a highly complex piece of software and the most popular desktop computer operating system in the world for over 4 decades, but in that time it has evolved into a very sophisticated tool with a myriad of features. Learning each new version should be straight forward, however, with each new design they add many new things and change others, and trying to keep abreast of these can be difficult.
by Ross Hendry
3. Select “Help someone who has invited you”.
Keenly aware of this, Microsoft have imbedded a remote assistance feature in each operating system, so if you know someone who you trust to help you, you may send them an invitation to do so. When connected to your helper, they may control your PC remotely and advise you what they are doing; you can see them navigate around your PC and learn from the experience. The great thing about Windows Remote Assistance is that you, the requester, remain in total control. To initiate the help you send an invitation to your helper and at any time during the session you may terminate it.
Invite someone to help you
Hold down the Windows Key and press “R”, this will open the Run dialogue box. Enter “msra” in the box and then press “Enter”, this will open the Windows Remote Assistance window - see below :-
4. Select “Use an invitation file”. This will open a screen for you to choose the invitation file as below, navigate to where the invitation file is that you received from the person requesting your help - it will normally be found in the “Downloads” folder and be called “Invitation.msrcIncident”
and have this Icon :Choose “Invite someone you trust to help you”. Now choose “Save this invitation as a file”. If you have your PC set-up to use the windows default mail client, this option will automatically start an email and add the attachment you need. All you have to do is type the email address of your trusted helper and send it. However, in most cases you will have to “Save this invitation as a file” as I mentioned.
5. Open the invitation file by selecting it and clicking “Open”, then enter the password, you will be given this by the person who has requested your help, normally over the telephone.
Windows will open a “Save As” navigation window, you now need to decide where to save the invite file as you will have to attach the invite file to an email and send it to your trusted helper. Once you have saved the invitation file and password, a new dialogue box with the password will open like this :-
Then select “OK” and you will be connected and can control the desktop using Remote Assistance.
You need to keep this window open otherwise the session will end. Now you must open a new email message addressed to the person you trust to help you and attach the invitation file you saved earlier and send it.
How to Connect to help someone after receiving an invitation.
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This powerful feature of Microsoft Windows can be used to teach as well as fix problems, should you need to. I usually insist that the customer/friend is on the telephone at the start of any remote session, so that I may get details of any fault or previously received error messages and of course at the end of the session to explain what action has been or needs to be taken. Please be very careful who you ask to help and ensure that you close the Remote Assistance Window that has the password to ensure that the session is properly terminated. In-expensive Computer Help & Support for Expats 02 51 51 50 06 ~ rs.hendry@gmail.com www.seowise.co.uk
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THE AMATEUR GARDENER
by Vanda Lawrence
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August is also a good time to plant spring bulbs ready for a good display next year. In the vegetable garden we are reaping the benefits of all our hard work. Harvest everything! And do it while the crops are young and succulent, don’t leave them to get tough and stringy. Freeze if necessary and swap/share with friends and neighbours so nothing goes to waste. As crops are removed you will have space to plant quick-maturing crops such as lettuces, sorrel and rocket but you can also plant onion sets and winter spinach now. Osteospermum©Wikimedia Commons/ Rob Hille
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t’s August again and the sun has got his hat on, hip, hip, hip, hooray! All our hard work over the previous months has paid off and it’s been worth it. So this month we can relax a bit and enjoy the gorgeous flowers and shrubs with their lovely colours and scents. What a pleasure to wander beside the roses and lavender or sit beneath the Linden tree and drink in the wonderful fragrances. Even when you are watering or hoeing you can still enjoy the sight and smell of them all.
Start thinking about next year’s spring bulbs in case you need to order any. August/September is a good time to plant them. Did I say this was an easy month in the garden? Just ignore me, I’ve lost the plot!
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And while you are dead-heading, cutting back and generally keeping everything tidy, this is also a good time to pot on a few strawberry plants from runners to replace those which have stopped fruiting. Take cuttings of flowering shrubs too and prune those which have finished flowering. Take semi-ripe cuttings of tender perennials such as Osteospermum: • 4-6” long and cut beneath a leaf node • remove the bottom leaves and dip in hormone rooting powder • pinch out the growing tip and plant around the edge of a plant pot • they will need to be kept in a greenhouse or on a light windowsill to bring them on until established. Take cuttings of rock garden plants such as Aubretia. Use the same procedure as above but choose non-flowering shoots 2-3” long. They will take approximately 6 months before they can be potted on. Finish pruning the Wisteria by cutting all the ‘whippy’ side shoots back to 4 or 5 leaves from the main stem, and prune climbing roses after they have finished flowering (unless they are repeat flowering, in which case leave them). Water camellias, azaleas and rhododendrons well to ensure good bud set in readiness for another wonderful display next year. Towards the end of this month you can sow hardy annuals directly into the borders. They will overwinter and flower next summer.
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The advantages Your business is open 24/7 if you have an online presence, even when you’re asleep! Information about your business, your services, what you sell are there at your customers’ fingertips. People are always looking online for what they want… and if you happen to sell that item, you could make a sale. Reputation and credibility. Your website showcases your products and services for the world to see. If you have an online shop, customers can buy directly from you. If you don’t have a website, a competitor will get the business. Your website also sets you up as an expert in your field. You can add recommendations from satisfied customers and so be shown as reliable and trustworthy. Advertise. For a relatively small investment in the cost of setting up your website, you can reach millions of people. It is the one brochure that the whole world has access to – no printing and reprinting when you need to update something – it can all be done at the click of a mouse. And you can put in tons more information and images than you could afford to do in a brochure. You can put links to your website from your social media pages and can send links to it from email or text messages, so once set up, you can share it with anyone, anywhere and anytime. Your business card tells potential customers a little about your business. If you give out your card because a potential customer has seen or heard about what you sell, imagine their disappointment when they get home, get out your card, hoping to log onto the internet and look at your website to see more of your products… only to find you don’t have one! Although a website does incur a cost to set up, you will recoup the investment in no time at all. Can you afford not to have one?
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Ask Amanda
“With the EU referendum result now clear, is there anything I have to do urgently?”
After any change we all have a number of options open to us. It is important to remember that one powerful option is to do nothing. If you are like me, then August is a time when many of us expatriates enjoy family and friends visiting and seeing their realisation as to why we chose our French lives in the first place. There will be ups and downs as the UK negotiates an exit from the EU. However, in a process that may take several years, my recommendation is to enjoy your August, after what was a very wet Spring.
Moving Your Money Safely by Sue Cook
Q: Whether I transfer a small or big amount of money overseas, how can I make sure that my money is safe and will arrive to the recipient account without any issue? A: In today’s environment of new and potentially unknown finance brands and an increasing number of online scams, it is sometimes difficult to know which companies to trust and which ones to avoid. When sending money overseas, whatever the amount, you always want to ensure that your funds will reach the recipient’s account 100% securely. Therefore, it is crucial that you undertake some research and understand the difference between various safety levels that different companies offer. Before you make a transfer with a currency specialist, you should check that the firm is authorised by the Financial Conduct Authority (FCA) in the UK and by the Autorité de Contrôle Prudentiel et de Résolution (ACPR) in France. Being “authorised”, which is compulsory for all firms with over €3 million turnover per month, means that the FCA closely audits the company in question to ensure they have appropriate systems and controls and that all activities are compliant. Smaller firms sometimes choose to be “registered”, which involves a simpler application process but restricts the services they can provide. Also, make sure that the company you use will keep your money separate from the firm’s own account, in a ring-fenced account; this will protect your money even if the company gets into difficulty.
I am currently in the process of organising a number of financial surgeries throughout the Deux-Sèvres for September and will post these in the September edition. The purpose of the surgeries is to give you an opportunity to have an informal chat about your financial circumstances and any questions you have. If you have specific concerns about your personal circumstances now, please feel free to call or message me on the numbers below. However, in the words of Lance Corporal Jones in those famous Dad’s Army TV shows.....Don’t Panic! Whether you want to register for our newsletter, attend one of our road shows or speak to me directly, please call or email me on the contacts below and I will be glad to help you. We do not charge for reviews, reports or recommendations we provide. With Care, You Prosper. Amsterdam, Luxembourg, Lausanne, Paris, Cote d’Azur, Barcelona, Costa Blanca, Costa del Sol, Madrid, Mallorca, Rome. «The Spectrum IFA Group » is a registered trademark, exclusive rights to use in France granted to TSG Insurance Services S.A.R.L. Siège Social: 34 Bd des Italiens, 75009 «Société de Courtage d’assurances» R.C.S. Paris B 447 609 108 (2003B04384) Numéro d’immatriculation 07 025 332 - www.orias.fr «Conseiller en investissements financiers, référence sous le numéro E002440 par ANACOFI-CIF, association agréée par l’Autorité des Marchés Fin
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If you are transferring your money online, for additional safety, you could check that the website has a Secure Socket Layer (SSL). The SSL establishes an encrypted connection between your computer and the server (website) which protects sensitive and private data such as credit card numbers. To find out if the website you are using has a SSL, simply check if a padlock appears in the address bar at the top; sometimes the address will show in green too. Keeping all this in mind, once you’ve chosen your service provider and are ready to trade, online or over the phone, you should always make sure you are aware of all details, including the exchange rate, the possible additional fees, the transfer timeline and the possibility to cancel a transaction. Once you have traded, you should always receive a confirmation in writing or an email. Let’s talk currency - www.currenciesdirect.com Sue Cook, Currencies Direct 05 55 03 66 69 or 06 89 99 28 89 Email: sue.c@currenciesdirect.com
What Does Brexit Mean For UK Expatriates?
by Bradley Warden, Blevins Franks
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his is an historic moment for the UK. 43 years after joining the European Community it now starts the process of leaving the EU. This is new territory, and while we hope for a smooth transition there may be a period of uncertainty. No-one can be sure exactly what will happen next, but we can put your mind at ease in some key areas.
Is there anything I should be doing now? It is expected to take at least two years, if not longer, to work out the terms for leaving the EU. Nothing changes in the shortterm. You will have plenty of time to consider how to respond to whatever changes emerge. Do I have the right to stay in France? The rights of British citizens residing and working in France and French nationals in the UK remain unchanged for the two or more years the procedure takes. Looking ahead we would expect new bilateral and multilateral residency agreements to be worked out. These could maintain the current benefits of EU membership for expatriates. It is likely the authorities will want to make sure France remains an attractive place for Britons to invest and relocate. What about healthcare? Your current healthcare benefits should continue for the next couple of years until the Brexit terms have been ironed out. Again,
it is possible that new bilateral agreements will be negotiated, but we need to wait and see. It may become more important to have private health insurance. What about taxation? Brexit should have limited consequences on how you are taxed in France. Local tax rates will generally remain the same for all residents and the UK/France double tax treaty is independent of the EU, so your existing tax treatment will continue to apply. However there are circumstances where taxation may be affected. For example, UK bonds would become non-EU bonds, and so will not qualify for the beneficial tax treatment given to EU assurancevie and capital redemption bonds. What about my investment portfolio? Tax-efficient investment structures provided by companies outside the UK, such as the ones Blevins Franks recommends to clients, are not dependent on UK rules and so Brexit does not affect them. Investment markets do not like uncertainty so there may be some volatility for a while. It is also important to have a portfolio that is well diversified and designed around an objective assessment of your attitude to risk. With professional and personalised financial advice, you can make sure that you are prepared and in a good position to protect yourself, whatever the future brings. This article should not be construed as providing any personalised investment advice. To keep in touch with the latest developments in the offshore world, check out the latest news on our website www.blevinsfranks.com
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My Personal View on the Brexit and some Actual Facts
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K, I am sure I am not the only one who woke up with what resembled a hangover on Friday the 24th of June! I had a ball in my stomach and as a French and European citizen felt dejected by the result. So now I am inundated by questions from my British customers worrying about their future in France. Well, have you thought about the 300,000 French people living in London? They have the same problems as you. Visa, carte de séjour, health cover, tax, etc, are all issues that need to be addressed on both sides of the channel.
Tax
I start with the good news! The tax agreement between France and the UK has nothing to do with the EU so the way you are taxed in France will not change. And you won’t get taxed twice. In fact some EU countries don’t have a convention with France: Denmark is one that does not.
Insurances
Nothing changes here either. You still have to pay your premium (with a smile!). We have Australian, American, Tunisian, Algerian customers (amongst other nationalities) who live in France and they are insured exactly the same way as if they were French.
Investment
Same again, nothing changes, as long as you are a French resident, you can have any type of investment. The problem you have is the exchange rate but ask yourself this question: would I rather have my money invested in Euros or Pounds? Will the UK economy be able to compete alone against China, Russia, USA and now Europe’s economies? If you are unsure consider doing half and half. I am available to discuss this in more detail if necessary.
Health
This is where it gets more complicated. If you are in receipt of a state pension, the UK issues you an S1 form to be entitled to French healthcare and this is a European form. So, with the Brexit, it should be finished. However, you could be out of the EU, but be in the EEA (European Economic Area) such as Norway, Iceland and Liechtenstein, which means you still can get an S1 form. Switzerland is not in the EEA but is considered likewise by its neighbouring countries and the UK. Furthermore, the UK has agreement with lots of countries which enables its UK citizens to have healthcare access in countries outside the EU (Barbados, New Zealand, USA, Turkey, Philippines, Serbia, etc) so the hope here is that the UK joins the EEA or signs a separate agreement with France for healthcare. I believe they will, because France wants the 300,000 French people living in London to get healthcare there and the UK would not want all the British people living in Spain and France to come back to the UK. I think your lovely NHS is struggling enough as it is, so I think it is a mutual need.
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As an example, Swiss people are not in the EU or EEA but they don’t need a “carte de séjour or visa” to stay in France. Algerian people have special status in France as well so they don’t need extra paperwork. My view on this - and please keep this in mind - is that French people live in the UK so we have the same problem as you here, so I am convinced that there will be an agreement. Becoming French or Irish: Well, nobody is perfect but French people are close to it so I understand why some of you would want to join us (Ha-ha!). I have had people asking me how, and one of the criteria is to speak French. However, there are some exceptions (depending on your age or health situation, etc). Another criteria is to have some general knowledge of French history and culture, never to have been convicted of a criminal offence and agreeing to the French values. If you are born in France, you are automatically French at 18 years of age. If you are married to a French person for at least 4 years, you don’t need to speak French (that pleases my husband although I might tell him one criteria is to support the French team in sports instead of England!) All the required criteria are detailed on this web site: https://www.service-public.fr/particuliers/actualites/A10334 If one of your parents or grand-parents were Irish, you can ask to become Irish national (They are still in the EU).
Conclusion
As you will gather from this article, I don’t have all the facts and nobody has them yet as we don’t even know how long it will take. Normally, once your Government triggers article 50 (asking the EU to leave) the process could take up to 2 years, which is plenty of time to put some agreement in place between France and the UK. And I hope they will for the sake of Expats in both countries. I apologise in advance if this article has upset anyone, as I said it’s only my personal view! And remember to check out our website www.bh-assurances. fr for all my previous articles (“practical information” on the English site). You can also follow us on Facebook: ‘Allianz Jacques Boulesteix et Thierry Hatesse’. And don’t hesitate to contact me for any other information or quote on subject such as Funeral cover, inheritance law, investments, car, house, professional and top up health insurance, etc…
If you are self-employed or employed, no changes for you as you contribute via your earnings.
Social help
Even more complicated. Under EU rule, you have the same right as a French citizen, so as long as you have been living in France for at least 3 months, you are entitled to the French healthcare and benefit system (ACS, CMUC, APA, etc) the same way as a French citizen. This is how the early retirees get onto the French health system and why they can’t get refused. And its also how some are entitled to financial help from the French government if they are on a low income. Same here, it will depend on the agreement between France and the UK.
Carte de séjour/Visa
Now, this is where the grey area starts! Will you need to apply for a Visa or a carte de séjour? I have no idea! Again, it will depend on whether the UK joins the EEA or on the agreement the UK signs with France.
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‘Convenient’ Homes at Irresistible Prices!
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hen it comes to a new home – who can resist a bargain? And if it’s within walking distance to shopping and amenities and priced under 100 000€ … well the combination could be truly irresistible.
Halfway between Melle and St Maixent Ecole, La Mothe St Héray is a pretty little town stretching along the banks of the Sèvre river – here an impressive three bedroom townhouse, part of a former convent, awaits it’s next owners (Leggett reference: 44817). Situated next to a church (conveniently for past inhabitants?) it’s easy walking distance to shops, restaurants, school and doctors! Ideal? Well it’s ready to move into with generously sized kitchen, living and dining and balcony with wonderful views over the town. Upstairs are three bedrooms and bathroom and opportunity to extend into the loft. Light and airy, this property would make a wonderful family or holiday home – best of all the price is recently reduced to 56 000€ – a great investment! North of Niort, Secondigny is in the lovely Gâtine area of DeuxSèvres. Just on the edge of this bustling little town is a lovely, renovated three bedroom cottage (Leggett Ref: 61488) with views over the local lake – best of all, while private, it’s again 5 minutes walking distance to all amenities. And with its wide choice of shops, restaurants, schools and market as well as great access to
But for convenience and practicality – how about a one bedroomed apartment in the centre of Niort? Again 5 minutes stroll to the best shopping, dining and entertainment (Leggett Ref:63154) on the market for just 77 000€. This bright apartment would be perfect for a professional couple – the bedroom and sitting room have access to a super balcony – there’s also parking, a cave and a lift to the fourth floor. The comprehensive service contract includes heating and water making it an ideal home! Leggett Immobilier is one of the leading estate agents in France. You can access all our local property listings at www.frenchestateagents. com/poitou-charentes-property
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Ref: 65090 Traditional stone house on a large plot with gite possibilities, a good rural location and close to the town. SAUZE VAUSSAIS €205,200
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Ref: 65220 Bright and cheery 2 / 3 bed cottage with small barn, 6 mins drive from Coulonges. Garden and bread oven. LE BUSSEAU €167,400
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