The Deux-Sevres Monthly. September 2015

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Welcome! to Issue 55 of

‘The Deux-Sèvres Monthly’ magazine.

Hi everyone, I hope you’ve had as good a Summer as Rob and I...family and friends visiting, glorious weather, harvesting tomatoes, courgettes and other veggie home-grown goodies from our potager along with many events and trips out within our department. I’ve even joined Maillé cricket club and played a couple of games - all good fun! Hopefully we will continue to enjoy the wonderful weather whilst watching the Rugby World Cup, which is featured in this month’s issue - just flick to the centre pages! And lastly - don’t forget to get in touch if you have news, events, feedback or wish to advertise - we are your ‘local magazine for local people’ and are always happy to hear from you. Hope you have a fab September. Tel: 05 49 70 26 21 Email: info@thedeuxsevresmonthly.fr Website: www.thedeuxsevresmonthly.fr

à plus, Sarah

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Contents What’s On Getting Out & About Hobbies Clubs & Associations Our Furry Friends Health, Beauty & Fitness Communications Motoring Rugby World Cup 2015 Take a Break Home & Garden Food & Drink A-Z of the Communes in the Deux-Sèvres Building & Renovation Business & Finance Property

This Month’s Advertisers

79 Renovations Abattage Service (Slaughter House) ABORDimmo Accents Association (English Language Skills for Children) Ace Pneus (Tyre supplier & Fitter) Affordable UK Designs (Kitchens & UPVC Double Glazing) AKE Petit Travaux (Builder) Allez Français Amanda Johnson - The Spectrum IFA Group Andrew Longman (Plumbing & Heating) ARB French Property Arbrecadabra Tree Surgery Arbres et Abeilles Argo Carpentry BH Assurances / Allianz - Isabelle Want Bike Hire Direct Bill McEvoy (Plumber / Heating Engineer)

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Blevins Franks Financial Management 46 Brico 79 29 Building & Renovation Services 43 Café Bonbon 34 Camping Les Prairies du Lac 49 Caniclôture Hidden Fences 19 Centre Régional Resistance & Liberté 8 Chris Bassett Construction 43 Chris Parsons (Heating/Electrical/Plumbing) 41 Christies (English Book Shop & Tea Room) 6 CJ Electricité 44 Clean Sweep Chimney Services 42 Corbin Electrical 44 Cottage Services (Garden Maintenance) 33 CSB Construction 39 Currencies Direct - Sue Cook 45 Cut 46 Hair Salon 20 Darren Lawrence (Renovations etc) 39 David Cropper (Stump Grinding & Jungle Busting) 31 David Watkins Chimney Sweep 42 Deano’s Bar & Grill 34 Deb Challacombe (Online counsellor) 20 Down to Earth Pool Design 48 Dry Stone Walling Specialist 31 Duncan White - Agent Commerciale 50 Ecopower €pe (Solar Power) 44 Emilie Baudrez (French Classes & Translation) 10 Franglais Deliveries 25 GoGo Bike Hire 8 Hallmark Electronique 44 Ian Horton Groundworks 40 Inter Décor (Tiles & Bathrooms) 39 Irving Location - Digger Hire 40 Irving Location - Septic Tank Installation & Groundworks 40 James Moon Construction 41 Jb Plumbing 41 Jean David Art 14 Jeff’s Metalwork 42 John Purchase - Mobile Mechanic 25 John Snee Groundworks 40 J.P. Lainé Chimney Sweep 42 Julia Hunt - Agent Commerciale 50 Keith Banks Pool Services 48 Kelly’s Cleans 29 La Deuxième Chance (Annie Sloan Chalk Paint supplier) 29 Leggett Immobilier 50 Mark Sabestini Renovation & Construction 43 Michael Glover (Plasterer, Renderer, Tiler) 39 ML Computers 23 Motor Parts Charente 25 M. Page Landscaping 33 Mr Piano Man 13 MSS Construction 42 Mutuelles de Poitiers Assurances 48 Nathan Foster Building Services 43 Needa Hand Services 31 Over-Winter Your Vehicle 25 Pamela Irving (Massage & Reflexology) 20 Paul Woods - Agent Commerciale 49 Plan 170 (Professional Scale Drawings) 42 Plantagenêt Plantes 31 Polar Express 36 Premier Autos 25 Projet Piscine (Swimming Pool solutions) 48 Restaurant des Canards 35 Rob Berry Plastering Services 39 Robert Lupton Electrician 44 Ross Hendry (Interface Consulting & Engineering) 22 Saint Pardoux pension pour chats 19 Sarah Berry Online (Websites & Graphics) 23 Sarl Down to Earth Construction (Groundworks and Micro Station Installer) 40 Satellite TV 23 SCP Louis Cagniart & Christel ROY 49 Simon the Tiler 39 Simply Homes & Gardens 33 Steve Coupland (Property Services) 41 Steve Robin (Plumber) 41 Sue Burgess (French Classes & Translation) 10 TheatriVasles 9 The English Mechanic & Son - Tony Eyre 25 The Perfect Pig Company 35 This Month’s Advertisers 3 Val Assist (Translation Services) 10 Vendée Pools 48 Victoria Bassey Jewellery 21 Vocal Coaching with Anne Dessens 13

© Sarah Berry 2015. All rights reserved. Material may not be reproduced without permission. While care is taken to ensure that articles and features are accurate, Sarah Berry accepts no liability for reader dissatisfaction. The opinions expressed and experiences shared are given by individual authors and do not necessarily represent the views or opinions of the publisher. Please ensure you verify that the company you are dealing with is a registered trading company in France and/or elsewhere. <<The Deux-Sèvres Monthly>> est édité par Sarah Berry, 3 La Bartière, 79130, Secondigny. Tél: 05 49 70 26 21. Directeur de la publication et rédacteur en chef: Sarah Berry. Crédits photos: Sarah Berry, Clkr, Shutterstock, GraphicStock et morgeufile.com. Impression: Graficas Piquer SL, 29 Al Mediterraneo, Pol. Ind. San Rafael, 04230, Huércal de Almeria, Espagne. Dépôt légal: septembre 2015 - Tirage: 5000 exemplaires. Siret: 515 249 738 00011 ISSN: 2115-4848

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What’s On...

4th-6th September – Montgolfier Balloon Festival at Thouars See www.montgolfiade.fr for this year’s programme. 5th September - Final ‘Nuits Romanes 2015’ event at Melle 6th September - Phoenix Chorale Autumn Concert In Taize-Aizie Church at 5pm. 6th September – NEW to YOU Sale & Brocante at L’Absie At Pause! Café L’Absie from 10am. See details on P.6 11th September - TheatriVasles Soirée Meet the members & Cockney Singalong Quiz..See details on P.9 13th September - Les Dames de FER Foire Commerciale 2nd Foire organised by Les Dames des FER. Read more on P.6 19th & 20th September - Relais pour la Vie 24h Fundraising run/walk for ‘La Ligue Contre le Cancer’. Sign your team up at www.relaispourlavie.net. (See advert on P.7). 19th & 20th September – Patrimoine weekend With 539 animations in the Deux-Sèvres. See www.journees-dupatrimoine.com for more information. 19th & 20th September – Fête du Cheval at Mauzé-sur-le-Mignon Two days of equestrian clubs and local breeders presenting their horses and providing entertainment. 20th September - Braderie & Book Sale L’Absie’s huge market/vide grenier, plus 5000+ books for sale at ‘Books in English’... see advert on opposite page for details. 20th September - Combined Concert at Charroux Church (86) Phoenix Chorale & Chant Vallon perform at 4pm. Entry is free. 25th September - Book & Coffee morning In aid of Cancer Relief in Mauzé Thouarsais. See details on P.7 26th September - Grumpy’s Fun Quiz at Ste. Gemme See entry on Clubs & Associations page for details. 26th-27th September - Métiers d’Art et Artisans du Patrimoine At Logis de Chaligny, Sainte Pexine (85) 26th-27th September – Salon de l’habitat at Thouars 4th edition of this exhibition of property construction and renovation, furniture and decoration, landscaping and renewable energies. At the Orangerie of the Château. 26th-27th September - Plantaganet Open weekend Near Douè La Fontaine. Visit the nursery & gardens, enjoy homemade cakes and try local wines. See advert on P.31 27th September – Curry Lunch for Cancer Support Deux-Sèvres See P.20 for more info.

What’s Coming Up...

4th October - Fête des Plantes, Faymoreau 11th October - Fête des Plantes La Haye-Fouassière 16-18th October - TheatriVasles 10 minute play festival 17th October – All Saints Vendée Autumn Fayre See P.7 for details. 17th & 18th October - Fête des Plantes, Prissé la Charriere 18th October - TheatriVasles 10 minute play festival 22nd & 23rd October – Blevins Franks Pension Reforms Seminars See P.46. 27th October-1st November – Festival de Menigoute (Bird/Film festival) See www.menigoute-festival.org

The National Holidays, Religious and Feast Days 2015 Sunday 4th October Grandfather’s Day (Fête des Grand-pères) Sunday 1st November All Saint’s Day (Toussaint) Wednesday 11th November Armistice Day (Armistice) Friday 25th December Christmas Day (Noël) Dates in blue are celebration days, not public holidays

CONTACT

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September 2015 The Chaplaincy of Christ the Good Shepherd, Poitou-Charentes, hold English speaking monthly services. 1st Sunday at 10.30am: At St Leger, near Melle. Followed by tea & coffee. • 2nd Sunday at 11.00am: the home of Ann White, Jassay • 4th Sunday at 10.30am: the Presbytery Rooms, rue de la Citadelle, Parthenay (opposite St Croix Church). Followed by tea & coffee, and a ‘bring and share’ lunch. A warm welcome awaits everyone for a time of worship and fellowship. For further information please take a look at our website www.church-in-france.com or contact us by email: offfice.goodshepherd@orange.fr •

The Filling Station ~ Poitou-Charentes The Filling Station is a network of local Christians of all denominations who meet together regularly for spiritual renewal and evangelism purposes. ALL WELCOME. Please see our bilingual website for details of meetings and summer programmes www.thefillingstationfrance.com or contact Mike & Eva Willis on 05 17 34 11 50 or 07 82 22 31 15 ALL SAINTS, VENDÉE - Puy de Serre We hold two services each month, on the 2nd and 4th Sundays at the church of St Marthe, Puy de Serre, at 11am. After each service, tea and coffee is served in the parish room and everyone is invited to a `bring and share` lunch. For details of all our activities, our Services in the west of the Vendée, copies of recent newsletters and more information, please check our website: www.allsaintsvendee.fr The Rendez-Vous Christian Fellowship welcome you to any of our meetings held throughout the month in the Deux-Sèvres and the Vendée. 1st & 3rd Sunday at 11am in The Barn near St Germain de Princay, Vendée and 2nd & 4th Sunday at 11am in two locations: one near Bressuire, Deux-Sèvres and the other near Bournezeau, Vendée. Meetings last about an hour and are followed by a time of fellowship & refreshments. Find out more by contacting Chris & Julie Taylor 09 60 49 78 50 or Des & Elizabeth Vine 05 49 74 18 27 or visit: www.therendezvous.fr The English Speaking Church of the Valley of the Loire (ESCOVAL) Meet at the R.C. Church in Arçay every 3rd Sunday at 11.00am. We welcome and embrace all Christians from all denominations and warmly invite you to join us. Following the service, coffee is served, and for those who wish to stay a little longer, we enjoy a light, bring and share lunch. Please see our website for details www.escoval.org

LOCAL MARKETS Mondays......... Tuesdays.........

Wednesdays.... Thursdays........

Friday............... Saturdays........

Sundays............

Benet 85490 Lencloître (1st Monday in month) 86140 Lezay 79120 Coulonges-sur-l’Autize 79160 Thouars 79100 - and - Bressuire 79300 Parthenay 79200 Celles-sur-Belle 79370 Sauzé-Vaussais 79190 Niort 79000 La Mothe St Héray 79800 Thouars 79100 - and - Melle 79500 Bressuire 79300 - and - Champdeniers 79220 Chef-Boutonne 79110 Airvault 79600 - and - Niort 79000 Saint Maixent-l’École 79400 Fontenay-le-Comte 85200 Coulon 79510 - and - Neuville-de-Poitou 86170


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Books in English

Fish 4 Chip + Authentic Indian meals

Find me at these venues during SEPTEMBER: 85120 Vouvant. Café Cour de Miracle. 2nd 14h00-16h00 79450 St Aubin le Cloud. Bar Palais. 3rd 14h00-16h00 79600 St Jouin de Marnes. Au Bec de Vin. 9th 15h00-17h00 79240 L’Absie. Pause! café Traders’ Day. 10th 14h00-17h00 79400 St Maixent l’Ecole. Bar Le Chauray. 12th 10h00-12h00 20 09h00-17h00 th

Mondays: Tuesdays: Wednesdays: Thursdays: Fridays:

Bar Tilleuls, Champniers (near Civray) Sauzé-Vaussais (Main square) Chef Boutonne (near Chateau) Sauzé-Vaussais - Evening (Main square) Mansle (car park of Simply Supermarket)

Tel: 06 37 53 56 20 - www.mobilefishandchipsfrance.com

79240 L’Absie. Chez C&K - OPEN ALL DAY

This is the same day as the huge braderie in L’Absie... we have 5000+ books all at a reduced price for the day!

79350 Clessé. Le Relais des 2 moulins. 24 16h00-18h00 85390 Mouilleron-en-Pareds. Le Clemenceau 30th 14h30-16h30 For more info contact Cindy on: 06 31 45 85 12 or email: paperbackjan@gmail.com

Mr T’s Friterie

Open 6.30-9pm

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Top Hat Quiz & Curry

From 7pm

With regular venues at: • • •

Aulnay 17470 (from 6pm) • Beauvais-sur-Matha 17490 • Gourville 16170

St Hilaire de Villefranche 17770

St Jean d’Angély 17400

See www.frying4u2nite.com for details or call 06 02 22 44 74

Dates & Venues for September: 3rd: Chef Boutonne 7th: Limalonges 9th: Aigre 10th: Champniers 14th: Theil Rabier Tel: 05 45 71 70 91 - more info at www.tophatquizzes.com

Open 6-8.30pm

Reel Fish & Chips

Open 6.30-9pm

September

(See our website for venue details)

2nd & 16th - Etusson 11th - Coulonges Thouarsais 3rd - La Coudre 17th - St Martin de Sanzay 4th - Bouillé-Loretz 18th - La Chapelle Thireuil 5th - L’Absie Tel: 06 04 14 23 94 - www.reelfishandchips.net

La Vendée Chippy

Weds: Bar ‘Auberge le St Vincent’, 85110 St Vincent Sterlanges Thurs: Bar ‘La Coussotte’, 85570 St Martin des Fontaines Fri: Bar ‘Le Clemenceau’, 85390 Mouilleron-en-Pareds Sat: 1st Saturday of the month, Bar ‘Le Marmiton’, 85120 Antigny Sat 19 Sept: Claranne’s Pantry, 85670 Saint Paul Mont Penit Pre-bookings only. Contact Anne on 06 76 68 89 17

We will be closed on Weds 23, Thurs 24 and Fri 25 September Tel: 02 44 39 16 73 - www.lavendeechippy.com

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Getting Out & About

SPRING 2015 SHORT STORY & POETRY COMPETITION

Don’t Miss It! Les Dames de FER are proud to invite readers to their September foire which will take place this year on Sunday 13th September at the Moulin de Condac, outside Ruffec. With activities, face-painting and games, there is plenty to entertain the children, leaving you to browse the region’s best hand-made products on sale at the stalls.

WINNING POEM

Garlic & Roast Tomatoes by Kate Rose Shutters close as a scooter creeps through the square steering its way around the hilltop. A drinking man says he’s found a dead dog by the river. You look up and smile. Someone tells him to leave be, it’s an omen. The barman laughs, pours our wine, unfurls umbrellas, moves tables into the shade near the kitchen, where smells of garlic and roasting tomatoes mix with cigarette smoke from our neighbour, almost asleep in the sun. The noon bell rings. You take my hand, brush it with your lips. Like that time in Santa Croce, we lit a candle near Michelangelo’s tomb while outside boys shouted and kicked a ball against the walls. Judged by Gordon Simms

Gordon Simms is a prize-winning poet who, with his wife Jocelyn, runs the Segora international writing competitions. The couple also co-founded the St Clémentin Bilingual Litfest and are members of the North Deux-Sèvres Writers’ Circle. See www.poetryproseandplays.com for courses, workshops and readings

“It’s an opportunity for some of the region’s most talented artisans to come together and showcase their products. Visitors can stock up before the autumn,” says Emma Lee, co-president of the Association. Les Dames de FER, founded by Marlies Colville and Emma Willett in 2013, was set up to support female business owners in rural France. Since then, it has hosted over fifty networking and social events, as well as a large number of training sessions to help women with all aspects of business in France. Markets are another string to their bow. “We had such an amazing experience at the Christmas market we hosted last year in Parzac that we wanted to once again bring together a range of top-quality merchandise.” With a superb range of plants and shrubs, gardeners will want to stock up and take advantage of the great value and diversity on offer. There will also be a wide range of homeware and giftware. Fresh produce, biscuits, cakes, take-home edibles, cosmetics, cards, home accessories, garden supplies, art work, jewellery and accessories will be available on the day. The Association are very pleased to be working with the Moulin de Condac, who will be providing catering. “With its riverside location, great terrace, plentiful parking and excellent reputation, the Moulin is a great place to spend the day.” Emma says. Les Dames de FER Foire Commerciale, Saturday 13th September from 10am until 6pm at the Moulin de Condac, 16700 Condac, just outside Ruffec. See www.lesdamesdefer.fr for further information.

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All Saints Vendeé Autumn Fayre An opportunity to purchase Christmas gifts from the wide variety of stalls at the Fayre which is to be held at the

Salle des Fete, Chapelle Palluau on Saturday 17th October 10am - 4pm.

Stalls will include jewellery and glass; crafts; flower arrangements; cakes and many others. Refreshments will be available and the Fish and Chip van will be in attendance.

Fête des Plantes

The Château, Bressuire Sunday 4th October

Book & Coffee Morning... To align with the McMillan Cancer Research Support World’s Biggest Coffee Morning, we are holding our Book Morning on Friday 25th September.

The 5th Fêtes des Plantes will be held at the Château in Bressuire on Sunday 4th October. It opens at 9am and continues until 7pm. Entry is 3€ for adults and free for children.

We plan to donate all refreshment money to Cancer Relief and the money received from the sale of books will go to the Helianthus Animal Charity.

There will be in the region of 60 plant stalls, including some specialist growers. Several stalls will be selling local produce and following the success of last year the local poultry enthusiasts’ group have been invited back with over 200 poultry, of many different breeds, on show ; some of which will be for sale.

If you wish to be involved with a stall raising money for McMillans on this morning please contact us. If you have any bright ideas for the morning, please also share them with us.

The local parks authority have prepared three different gardens in the Château grounds. They are a medieval garden with medicinal plants, a renaissance garden and a contemporary garden. In addition there will be an exhibition of flower arranging and the sale of second hand gardening implements and ornaments. Drinks and fast food will be available.

We look forward to seeing you.... 10am - 12.30pm at 45 Rue du Bois Baudron, 79100 Mauze Thouarsais Theresa and Steve Penney Email: stpenney@hotmail.com Tel: 05 49 66 03 73

The Fête des Plants is organised by ‘Les Automnales de Bressuire’ in collaboration with the Rotary Club of Bressuire who distribute any funds raised, both locally, for medical research and training young people, and overseas for the provision of fresh water in parts of Africa. For more information see the website: www.fetedesplantes.net

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Thunderbolts & Thigh-length Boots at the TheatriVasles 10-Minute Play Festival

t’s been a busy summer for TheatriVasles, organising France’s first ever 10-Minute Play Festival. The closing date for entries was 31st July, with the last play arriving just an hour before the deadline, and the Play Committee (an enthusiastic, committed bunch!) has spent August reading them all and making the final selections.

one performance and see one Group, for a whole day and see both Groups, or even for two matinees or two evenings and still get to see both Groups. We don’t want anyone to be kicking themselves afterwards because they didn’t see all the plays! If you enjoy a particular Group (or day) you can come and see them performed again, all for the same price. Tickets are limited, so don’t leave it too late. There is also a Gala Festival Ticket for 30€ with entry to all four performances PLUS the Gala Lunch on Sunday 18th October with a welcoming aperitif, followed by a special performance of the winning plays and lunch with Edwin Apps, Celebrity Judge, as guest speaker. Those who attended the legendary Alan Bennett Gala lunch last December will know this is an event not to be missed. Again, tickets are limited, so book early.

Above: The TheatriVasles Group

Now the focus is on the Festival itself: liaising with other performing groups, some of whom are travelling long distances; rehearsing our own plays; organising props (how many productions worldwide need a thunderbolt, coffin, edible bamboo shoots and a World Domination Machine?) and costumes (don’t forget those thighlength boots!). To give the weekend a ‘festival’ atmosphere, the plays have been split into two Groups, each Group being performed twice over the two days: a matinee of Group 1 and an evening performance of Group 2 on Friday 16th October; a matinee of Group 2 and an evening performance of Group 1 on Saturday 17th October. A Festival Ticket for 10€ gives entry to ALL four performances, so the choice is yours. Just buy your Festival Ticket and turn up. Come to

Don’t miss the TheatriVasles Soirée either on Friday 11th September. Meet the members and a great evening’s entertainment: Jim Luff’s Cockney singalong and 60s/70s quiz, his special version of Play Your Cards Right, a taster 10-Minute Play and Ploughman’s Supper – all for 10€. Please note our new contact details both for the festival (16,17,18 October) and soirée (11 September): Email: FestiVaslestickets@gmail.com or phone 05 49 16 11 79.

WIN FREE TICKETS!

TheatriVasles are kindly giving away a pair of tickets to the first ever 10-Minute Play Festival. If you’d like to be in with a chance to win, just answer this simple question....

Where is TheatriVasles holding France’s first ever 10-Minute Play Festival? Please email your answer to us at: competition@thedeuxsevresmonthly.fr.

Closing Date: 30th September 2015. Winner will be notified at the beginning of October.

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Heritage Days: Les Journées du Patrimoine by Sue Burgess

Les journées européennes du patrimoine (European Heritage Days) will be held on the weekend of September 19th and 20th 2015. These heritage days come under the ministry of culture and communication and this year’s 32nd edition is entitled Patrimoine du XXIe siècle, une histoire d’avenir (Heritage of the 21st century, a story of the future). At the time of writing this article 529 events are listed for the Deux-Sèvres departement. You can find them at: www.journees-du-patrimoine.com/DEPARTEMENT/journeespatrimoine-79-deux-sevres.htm Among the buildings open for visits, you will find abbatiales (abbey churches), châteaux forts (castles) châteaux (manor houses), églises (churches), fours communaux (bread ovens), fours à chaux (lime kilns), logis (stately homes), fontaines (fountains and springs), moulins (mills), moulins à eau (water mills), moulins à vent (windmills) …. Les parcs (the grounds) of some large houses will be open as will les jardins (the gardens). Some private houses not usually open to the public will open up their courtyards (la cour) and gardens or their chapels (la chapelle) and pigeonnier (un pigeonnier). Activities (des animations) will be organised in interesting natural sites (espaces naturels). Some public buildings, which are not usually open for visits, will be open to the public over the weekend - town halls (les mairies), the administrative centres (les préfectures). Some of these places are very popular and you have to reserve in advance or be prepared to queue (faire la queue). On some of the events you will be able to wander around freely on your own (visite libre) and at other events there will be guided tours (visite guidé).

Vocabulary / Vocabulaire: Classé au patrimoine mondial designated a UNESCO World de l’humanité ......................... Heritage Site le musée .................................. museum une galerie d’art ....................... art gallery une exposition ......................... Exhibition une église................................. church une abbaye .............................

abbey

une abbatiale .......................... abbey church un prioré .................................

priory

une tour.................................... tower un clocher ................................ church tower / bell tower un pont..................................... bridge roman / romane ....................... romanesque romain / romaine ..................... roman visite guidé .............................. guided tour une collégiale............................ collegiate church

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Special Open Day in Oroux for Patrimoine weekend

by Bernadine Smith

Every year on the third weekend of September (19th and 20th September this year), France celebrates its rich architectural and cultural heritage on the Journées du Patrimoine with open days and visits to historical landmarks, museums, chateaux and much more, many of which are only open for this one weekend or for limited periods during the year. Oroux is a tiny village tucked away just outside La Ferrière-enParthenay, with just over 100 inhabitants. It’s the sort of place that you drive through almost without realising it’s there, and yet this quiet commune is home to three (yes, three!) chateaux, two of which can be visited during the patrimoine weekend, a medieval church, and an amazing wealth of cultural and historical heritage, the likes of which are rarely available to the ordinary public these days. A new association within the commune, “Les Amis d’Oroux”, has put together a fascinating programme of guided visits for the weekend aimed at revealing what life was really like for ordinary people living in the village fifty, a hundred, or even more years ago. The secret ways of the olden days will be revealed and explained ‘from the horse’s mouth’ by expert guides who can themselves remember how it used to be or can recount the anecdotes they have heard over the years. Highlights include a working forge and a room which has been preserved almost exactly as it was 100 years ago. In fact, many of the traditional ways you will learn about were used for centuries. You can see the ponnes where dirty linen was boiled up with ash before it was taken to the lavoir to be rinsed, a traditional bread oven, an inside carved stone sink, a potager beside the fireplace where the stews would cook slowly all day long, to name but a few. Come along and find out why some children were sent away aged just 11, how the fontaine St Martin got its name, the secrets of the precious chalice, what cattle shoes looked like and were used for and much much more. There will also be an exhibition of photos and memorabilia, most of which have never been on public display before, and the opportunity to taste a “mijet”, the traditional refreshment which was taken at 4pm. It seems incredible, but modern life as we know it came very recently to communes like Oroux. There was only one phone in the village, in one of the cafes, until the early 1970s, which was used as a public telephone. A proper, tarmac road was only laid in the 1950s, mains water was only connected in 1970 and to this day some houses still rely on well water for everything apart from drinking. Guided visits of Oroux (79390) are being held in English at 2pm on Saturday 19th and Sunday 20th September. There will also be guided visits in French on Saturday 19th at 3pm and on Sunday 20th at 3pm and 4pm.

Photos Top Left: some of the members of Les Amis d’Oroux, Top Right: View of one of the 3 châteaux, Middle: la fontaine St Martin and Bottom: the medieval church. Photos by Bernadine Smith.

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Hobbies More from local writer Alison Morton... Please see back issues of ‘The DSM’ if you would like to see previous articles. Writing historicals Ah, silk ball gowns, swishing of sabres, snarls of Roman centurions, scheming Plantagenets and toughing it out in colonial America… Who can resist escaping into the past? Historical fiction can range from the soft, romantic and comedic through mystery, political, gritty and noholds barred brutal to literary, learned and quasi-biographical. Whatever the style, the story should take place at least fifty years before the present, according to the Historical Novel Society. Consider these… Will your main character be a famous/documented real person or a fictitious one who may encounter them? The market is saturated with historical novels featuring the Tudors, but stories about minor or imaginary characters with less dazzling origins who touch on Henry’s, Anne’s or Elizabeth’s lives can be just as mesmerising, e.g. C J Sansom’s Shardlake series. The knotty question of historical accuracy spoiling a cracking tale is discussed on every historical fiction forum I know. We do not know the emphasis in conversations between people, let alone the content. People didn’t document their lives in the way we do today on Facebook. Conscientious authors who take small liberties such as changing a day, week or month of a battle will mention this as a note in the back of the book and give their reasons. This is fiction, after all. However, gross inaccuracy such as marrying somebody to a different spouse, changing the victor of a battle or using materials or items not yet invented is for me unacceptable. Conn Iggulden who wrote the meticulously researched Roman series about Julius Caesar (brilliant!) suggests that good historical fiction should fill gaps in the historical record intelligently. Research is a given: clothes, food, transport (especially timing), names, forms of address, housing, sanitation, weapons, medicine, farming, education, law, occupations, coinage… But more important is immersing yourself into the mentality of the time. For example, from the 21st century we may wonder, sniff or scoff at how religion/beliefs ruled life in the past. How did intelligent Renaissance, Enlightenment or Roman people believe divine beings imbued their everyday life, how did nations split apart or slaughter others because of a wafer in a religious ceremony? I recommend you read real accounts of lives at that time, identify and read experts’ work on the period, then read some more. Spend time imagining how your nth century character would have carried out everyday tasks like opening the curtains. Did they have curtains, shutters or glass, or an open hole in the brick, stone or daub walls? The key point is to remember that people are people, whether your story is of high politics, low cunning or battles and balls. To them, their life is natural and the norm; your characters shouldn’t go around explaining their everyday life, so drip-drip the setting into the action of your writing. And the realities of life - doing your duty, having enough to eat, protecting your family and friends, as well as your back, telling tall tales to your mates, running a good home, showing off new clothes or goods, facing oppression, driving a bargain, joy over a child, seeing marvels – none of this is new in the story of people. And these are what will connect your characters in the past with the modern reader. More at The Historical Novel Society – for readers and writers historicalnovelsociety.org Happy writing! Alison has compiled the articles from this column into The 500 Word Writing Buddy, available on Amazon. Her fourth novel, AURELIA, is out now 12 | The Deux-Sèvres Monthly, September 2015

YOUR Book Reviews We love to receive your book reviews....please do keep sending them to us! Thanks again go to Dennis Walby - he’s been busy reading and has sent us these... The Shadow of the Wind by Carlos Ruiz Zafon First translated from Spanish in 2004. Health warning-contains moments.

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If one is looking for an easy read, leave this one on the bookshelf. Originally written in Spanish, the translation was by the daughter of the poet Robert Graves. It certainly shows in the quality of the story, with Barcelona in mid twentieth century captured by someone who knows and loves the city. The poetry captures Barcelona completely starting in post second world war Spain. Although neutral during that war, the people suffered a great deal from the ravages of their own civil war. The political wedge driven between friends and family reflected in heroes that rise above it all and villains who are keenly drawn; one of whom declares that a picture speaks a thousand words. Not so in this gripping tale. It covers a very traumatic time for the young hero Daniel. As he develops in to his teens it is not difficult to sometimes loose patience with the arrogance of youth. It is a mystery with restrained action and a strong story. The opening should grasp the reader from the beginning and hold them until the final page is turned. ‘Shadow of the Wind’ also does not fit in conveniently to a genre. It is certainly a thriller, a mystery, a historical novel and even a love story, but transcends all with the ease of someone who loves the subject. Books form the foundation of the plot and a single novel, ‘Shadow of the Wind’, may seem confusing as it is also the title of the book I would heartily recommend to anyone who loves books. The Einstein Girl by Philip Sington I am not often attracted to modern historical fiction, even less to that genre that has been christenend ‘faction.’ There seem to be too many characters that do not properly fit into the era that an author has tried to fit them. ‘The Einstein Girl’ is different. Based loosely on the premise that Albert Einstein had an illegitimate daughter, it is mostly fiction. It is disturbing in that the characters fit so easily into the era, pre-war Germany. There must have been a good deal of research to make the story authentic. There is some indication of how a seemingly sensible nation could drift into another war. Although the characters may sometimes be hard to sympathise with, it holds the attention. Mariyar attracts all the hope for a good ending though and I am sure the thoughtful reader will plough through some of the occasional tortuous language to solve the riddle. As a picture of an emerging Germany, it is totally believable. With the newly emerging science of psychiatry, the struggles of doctors to explain behaviour is rivetting. The battle between discovery and reluctance to accept new ideoligies detailed through some very authentic characters. It may be even possible to understand what exactly Einstein was famous for, well, almost understand. There may be some sympathy for Dr Kirsch, although one would have to be of a particularly forgiving nature. But, there I go, assuming that it was all real and these people existed. That is the essence of a good story I suppose, that it is possible to feel sorry for the characters.


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“A souvenir?” rages Gerald, purple. Righteous anger. He believes he owns me. “If only you’d been there!” I insist. “There was a fire in the middle of the circle. And drums, driving us to dance. First the women, then the men – naked, except for – well, except for THAT.” I hold it out to him again. “You mean it’s been worn?” He shrinks back, disgust creasing his face. His assumption that my solo adventure has chased the idea of divorce from my pretty head is in vain. I love my freedom, and his money. I want both. “I’m hungry,” he snarls. My requests regarding what he wishes to eat receive curt replies. I go to the kitchen to prepare food. As he slops his way through lunch, I snip at the souvenir’s orange fronds, and put them in the coffee grinder. “Coffee?” I call cheerily. The machine roars. The silky liquid drips. The smell of ground fronds is barely noticeable. I add sugar and take the drink to Gerald. Ignoring me, he slugs it down. He eats both cream puffs – his and mine. Nothing. No agonised cries, no eyes spinning to the ceiling. Just a wet belch as he wipes his fat mouth with his fingers. Did the shaman lie? Take my money and cheat me? My thighs heat as I remember the touch of those hands. Time to swab out the grinder. I blink. Gerald has vanished. A movement, there, on his chair. He is mouse-high, waving. Squeaking obscenities into thin blue air. Taking an upturned tumbler from the sideboard, I place it over his tiny form. I slide my postcard (the one that arrived yesterday) under the glass. I pick him up and march out onto the patio. Plop. Gerald drops into the cat’s bowl. Tigger looks pleased.

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MOVIES

by James Luxford

We’re getting ready for one of the biggest winters in Hollywood history, with Pixar, Bond and Star Wars movies all on the way. Before that, however, here’s my verdict on the biggest releases on offer this month.

No Escape (2nd September) A family’s move to south east Asia goes terribly wrong, as Owen Wilson plays the father of a family running for their lives when they get caught in the middle of a violent uprising. A basic chase thriller with little that keeps you thrilled, Wilson is woefully miscast as the action hero, and the addition of former 007 Pierce Brosnan (as a shadowy ex-pat with links to the uprising) only adds to the feeling that this story could have done with more thought.

The Local Art Scene

by John Blair

During the last few weeks there have been art events to please everyone. Magné art weekend in mid July followed by a weekend of art in La Rochelle then an art exhibition in Vouvant during the Anglo French weekend. Magné 18 - 19th July The 27th Annual event The event was in danger of being spoilt by the weather but the rain cleared up and all went well. The highlight for me was the guest professional artist, Yong-Man Kwon. His paintings varied from ship and submarines to street scenes. You might ask, what’s so special about that? Well, it was his refreshing style. Have a look at his website and see what you think. Lots of local artists were there including one of my favourites, Jean David, who I have featured many times before, and one of our art group ladies, Nicola Phillips, who’s an ace with both oils and acrylics. La Rochelle was over the weekend of the 25th & 26th July - sorry not much to report here due to a wedding in the UK, but an event to go into the diary for next year. I love La Rochelle and there is so much to paint within the town and marina that you are spoilt for choice. Vouvant 8 - 9th August. Anglo - French Weekend Vouvant always has lots of galleries where you have a wide choice of art to suit all tastes, but during this weekend they had an additional art exhibition featuring both professional and amateur artists. My personal favourite painting can be seen in the permanent ‘gallerie Duc d’Aqutaine’ which features Jeanne Saint Cheron. Beautiful young ladies and horses featured in all her paintings. My only criticism was the lack of variation of subject in her work, but then I couldn’t afford more than one anyway. Straying away from local art, have you seen the Fake or Fortune programme on BBC? I was very interested in the programme on the ‘was it a Winston Churchill painting or not’. After spending what must have been thousands of pounds flying ‘so called experts’ here and there around the world and gathering a mountain of evidence and proof that it was a Churchill, THE expert couldn’t decide one way or the other. Perhaps I’m being a bit hard as there are hundreds of fakes out there that people have paid a fortune for. My philosophy is, if you like it and it’s in your price range, then that’s really all that matters.

The Art Scene returns every Friday morning at 10am in Secondigny on the 12th September, why not come along and join us?

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The Man From Uncle (16th September)

A big screen version of the 60’s American TV show, starring Henry Cavill and Armie Hammer as two secret agents out to stop a secret organisation with access to nuclear weapons. Directed by British filmmaker Guy Ritchie, the film looks absolutely glorious, with luxurious European settings, a pretty cast and some great action. Scratch the surface, however, and there’s little substance to back up the style, with no chemistry between the leads and a paper-thin plot. A disappointingly hollow action comedy.

The Unbeatables 18th September) An energetic and fun animated film from South America, which tells the story of a young man whose table football characters come to life to help him save his village from being taken over from an egotistical superstar football player. Light, humorous, and very feel good; the script is packed with very funny gags (particularly one slapstickpacked sequence in a fairground) and a story that emphasises everything that’s great about ‘The Beautiful Game’. Not quite a Pixar-style game changer, but great fun for all the family. Spooks: The Greater Good (18th September)

Kit Harington, the red-hot star of American show ‘Game of Thrones’, tries his hand at movie stardom with this big screen spin-off of the BBC spy series. He plays a young operative on the tail of his old mentor, accused of crimes he may not have committed. Shot in a frenetic style that doesn’t pull its punches, ‘Spooks…’ will more than satisfy the fans of the series, even if it doesn’t go anywhere too unexpected. A good calling card for Harington, who proves there’s life beyond Jon Snow.

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Good Times

by Paul Meads

After seeing Tony Barret’s article in the June issue about Vespas, I just had to write about my Lambretta days.... I was a MOD in the 60’s. I left school in the late 1960’s and was lucky to get an engineering apprenticeship with Rolls Royce in Derby, where I trained as a Sheet Metal worker. I soon joined a group of lads from my neck of the woods and got interested in motor bikes. My Dad bought me a second-hand Royal Enfield 250 GT (these were the dogs wotsits at the time!) full fairing etc. great looking Café racer. Sadly it was about as reliable as the government at the time, so it had to go. Coming home from work one evening, I got off the bus in town were Dad was waiting for me, and I thought “something’s up”. “Jump in” he said and off we went into town. “Where are we off too?” I asked “You’ll see” was the reply. Parking in the town centre, we set off down the high street and I could see the flags outside ‘Wraggs Motorcycles’, the mecca for any 16 year old at the time, and asked if we had time to have a quick look in the window. I was gobsmacked when we got there and my Dad walked straight in. He shook the hand of the salesman and exchanged a few words then turned to me and said “See those up there, pick which one you like” and he pointed to the rows of Lambrettas all down one side of the shop. “What do you mean Dad?” I asked “You are swapping that heap of yours for something that will get you around a bit”. Secretly, I think he’d had enough of paying out for parts and still having to run a taxi service as well. So, the deal was done and from that day with my 1966 SX200 I never looked back, I was a Mod. I can remember being able to wear Ben Sherman slim line shirts, and stay-press trousers (getting in them today? I wish!) I spent hours on that scooter, riding it, tinkering with it, made great friends and got into Soul music which I am now rediscovering thanks to my iPad. Many years later I bought myself an SX200 that needed total restoration, and now have not one but two SX200 Lambrettas being restored in the workshop here in France. So I was a MOD in the 60’s and I suppose you could say I am now a MOD in my 60’s. I am hoping to be able to keep you up to date with the rebuilds and add further articles....watch this space. If you are into Scooters or bike restoration drop me a line if you need any help with your restoration. Email: paulmeads@hotmail.co.uk

Are there any more MODS out there? (and of course Rockers!) If so get in touch...there must be some great stories to tell!

Photos from Top to Bottom: Lambretta Mods: © Phil Sellens, Flickr; Paul’s’Royal Enfield 250GT; Paul’s Lambretta SX200.

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Clubs & Associations ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS If you or someone you know has a drinking problem, there are now a number of English-speaking meetings of Alcoholics Anonymous in the South West of France. Alcoholics Anonymous is a Fellowship of men and women who share experience, strength and hope with each other that they may solve their common problem and help others to recover from alcoholism. The only requirement for membership is a desire to stop drinking. There are no dues or fees for A.A. membership and A.A. is not allied with any sect, denomination, politics, organisation or institution. Our primary purpose is to stay sober and help other alcoholics to achieve sobriety. Telephone: Angela: 05 49 87 79 09, Roger: 05 55 76 22 65 or Nancy: 02 54 24 09 74. Email: publicinfo.swfrance@aa-€pe.net or visit www.aafrancesud-ouest.com for details of English-speaking meetings.

TheatriVasles

A vibrant group based in Vasles (79340) offering quality theatre productions. Coming this autumn: France’s first International Ten-Minute Play Festival. New members always welcome. Contact www.theatrivasles.com, Facebook or Richard on 0549 634109.

We are a photography club who meet twice a month at Terves. We run work shops, and also arrange photoshoots. If you want to learn more then please go to our website www.photofocus.info

RAINBOW WARRIERS for healing and fun. Native

American Indian Deerskin Drums. Host a drum circle at your home for free. I have 7 drums, I will travel an hour from Bressuire and we need a big space. 15€ per guest (max 5). Call Pam on 05 49 65 55 25 or email: irving.philip@wanadoo.fr

COME and PRACTICE your FRENCH

with a friendly group of French and English speakers. Each Wednesday at 7.30pm at the Salle des Fêtes, St Loup sur Thouet 79600. First lesson: 9th September. Call Christian for more details: 05 49 63 04 78 I’m Francis. I am 52 years old, French and have been learning English for a few years. I live in Aiffres (nr Niort). I would like to meet with English speaking people near me, to spend a couple of hours per week to speak in French or English. We could both improve our language skills this way. Contact me on francis.gaboriau@bbox.fr or 06 85 92 58 33.

FANCY A KICK ABOUT?

Franglais at Bressuire

AL-ANON Support Group

We are a netball team in Vasles (79340). We meet every Monday 5-6pm at the Salle Omnisports in Vasles for training with our qualified English coach. It’s fun and a great way to keep fit, so come along or contact: susan_beale@hotmail.com.

We are a small group of footballers who meet on Thursday evenings at 7pm in L’Absie for an informal kick about in the park. New players of all ages and abilities always welcome. For details email: john.etherington@orange.fr

Do you wish the Drinking Would Stop? Are you troubled by someone’s drinking? If so we can help. There is now an English-speaking Al-Anon meeting every Wednesday @ 2.30pm in the meeting room behind Civray Mairie. Just turn up or ring Angela on 05 49 87 79 09.

Bilingual LitFest: 24-26 June 2016, Voulmentin 79150

We would welcome volunteers to distribute publicity, act as marshals, offer technical support, transport or accommodation. To join the team and register as a friend of the festival contact Howard Needs: needsho@cc-parthenay.fr THE ROYAL BRITISH LEGION LINAZAY, POITOU-CHARENTES BRANCH

Please visit the branch website: www.rblpoitou-charentes.fr

Why not come and practise your French with a friendly and convivial group of French and English speakers? Each Wednesday evening (8-10pm) at the Centre Socio-Culturel in Bressuire. Phone Jan for further details 05 49 65 60 34.

CALLING ALL QUIZZERS!

Grumpy’s Celebrated ‘Fun Quiz Night’ is looking for new victims. For all details contact me by email: roland.scott@wanadoo.fr. Next Quiz is Sat 26th Sept in Ste.Gemme

Tai Chi in Bressuire and Le Breuil Barret

Each Tuesday evening (8.30pm-9.30pm) at the Centre SocioCulturel in Bressuire. Each Friday afternoon (3pm-4.30pm) at the Salle Communale in Le Breuil Barret. Simply turn up in loose, comfortable clothing and flat soled footwear. Phone Terry on 05 49 65 60 34 or visit: www.chentaiji-fr.com

ThouarStMed’Arts - Association that aims to bring together

Fitness Class with James

Les Amis Solitaires

Acceuil des Villes Françaises A French association dedicated to welcoming newcomers, from across France & abroad, to their new environment; helping them to integrate, speak French and feel ‘at home’ through social www.avf.asso.fr events and activities. pjhenderson@orange.fr

people from the historic town of Thouars (Quartier Saint Médard) for a new development of artistic activity. Exhibitions, galleries, brocantes, creators, cultural events etc. Visit our website: thouarsaintmedarts79.asso-web.com

We are a group of people living alone in France. We meet up for coffee mornings from 11am, every 2nd & 4th Thursday at The Lemon Tree in Sauzé Vaussais. More details from Gwen on 05 49 87 91 79 or email: gwanshep@gmail.com

A fun & lively Aerobic/fitness class run on a voluntary basis. Tuesday evenings 7-8pm at Salle de Fete in La Chappelle St Etienne. All ages, nationality & gender welcome. 15€ membership for the year which covers insurances & room. For further details please email James: jdharris247@gmail.com.

Franglais Anglo-French Group Thouars - Centre Socio-Culturel

Thanks to the support of the Centre we meet every Wednesday 7.30pm-9pm, at 7 rue Anne Desrays, for conversation in English & French, for a mutual understanding of each other’s language and culture. Contact 05 49 66 35 11 or the Centre 05 49 66 76 40 email jpc.allorent@orange.fr or eugene_mc_cabe@hotmail.com 16 | The Deux-Sèvres Monthly, September 2015


Combined Services

Support Group

by Pauline Tonks

On the 19th July we held our Summer Garden Party, which after a rather wet start, proved to be a most successful day. As the sun came out so did the crowds who enjoyed home-made cakes and fish and chips whilst listening to the delightful 3 + 1 and Keynotes Choir. Many thanks must go to Sue and John for hosting the event and also those who helped during the day; Jackie and John, Maggie, Robbie and Chris and many others. During the afternoon we drew the winners of the Cryptic Towns and Cities Quiz: 1st Prize went to Janet Patience, 2nd Prize to Mr Howe, and 3rd Prize to David Best. Many congratulations to you all and a thank you to everyone that bought a quiz sheet. A reminder that we hold our fortnightly quiz at the Foyer Rural in St Pardoux on Mondays at 7pm. This month’s dates will be 31st August, 14th September and 28th September, so make a note in your diary. Tea, coffee and cakes plus a few savouries will be available, or bring your own bottle. On 5th September we have our members meeting (which is open to non-members) at the Café des Belles Fleurs, Fenioux. The meeting starts at 11am and there is the opportunity to have a delicious English Breakfast beforehand at 10am at a cost of 7,50€ per person. If you would like breakfast, please book direct with Joy at the café on 05 49 28 12 39. Following the success last year, we have arranged another Race Night on Friday 18th September at the Foyer Rural (Disabled access) from 7pm with the first race at 7.15 pm. We offer entry to the races and two courses with tea and coffee for 7€ per person - you can’t get better value than that! Please feel free to bring your own bottle of something stronger if you prefer. To book your places please email: cssgroup@outlook.com. Booking and payment must be made by 10th September to allow us to have numbers for catering and time to order from the UK. We are restricted to 40 places, so book early to avoid disappointment. If you would like further details on any of the above events or about CSSG, please email: cssgroup@outlook.com. We look forward to seeing lots of you at some or all of our events.

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by Kate Jouanneau

It’s back to the fold for KeyNotes so I caught up with Margaret Round, our choir mistress, to hear what she has in store for us. “I can’t sing.” “I’m tone deaf, they told me at school!” Well, that’s what I heard from so many people that I thought I could start a choir to prove them wrong. ‘KeyNotes’ is the choir for people who are not confident singers. From a gang of 8 in 2009, we now have over 50 members. We meet each week in Secondigny on Fridays at 2.15pm for our regular practice and we enjoy giving the odd concert or performance. There are no auditions or tests and you do not need to be able to read music to become a member. If you want to sing and are prepared to turn up and have a go, KeyNotes is for you. What do we sing? Well, anything really. Mozart, Music Hall, Sea Shanties, songs from the shows and Spirituals all figure in our repertoire. We try to keep it light and varied. Christmas is a busy time with requests for carol concerts and we have performed our popular Cornucopia at the Petit Théâtre in Secondigny in conjunction with our sister company, Reaction Theatre. In fact, once we start our regular sessions on Friday 11th September, Christmas songs (both holy and unholy) will be on the agenda. We sing in both French and English and are proud to count both French and English speakers in our number. Though the latter are in the majority we have always had some French members and we value their participation highly. Our plans for the future are to extend our repertoire so that we can offer a seasonably appropriate programme at all times of the year. There is also the opportunity for KeyNotes’ members to participate in future productions by Reaction Theatre – whether it’s as a budding Ian McKellan or Helen Mirren, or joining the busy backstage and front-of-house teams. And while we’re at it, let’s not forget The Art Scene, where you can come along and improve your fine art abilities on a Friday morning. In case this sounds rather worthy but dull, there is a thriving social aspect to KeyNotes, and through Reaction Theatre we offer a gateway to a full and rewarding social life for anyone in the Vendée or Deux-Sèvres area. Why not give us a try? Even if they told you at school that you couldn’t, “We have ways of making you sing …” !!! …And as for me? I have been involved in theatre and music both as an amateur and professionally. I am not a musician (I can’t read music, so why should you?), and KeyNotes does not take a traditional or formal approach. We are there to enjoy singing and to find our voices rather than to attempt evermore complex musical feats. So, come along and give us a go. Contact me, Margaret Round on keynotesdeuxsevres@gmail.com or give me a ring on 06 02 33 42 66. Happy singing. u u

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Rural heritage in the Deux-Sèvres

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by Howard Needs

s a young adult in the UK, I used to visit all the ancient monuments I could find: abbeys, Norman castles, Roman sites, some major megalithic sites – but not churches, oddly enough. I did not acquire much detailed knowledge at the time, but it was enough to appreciate the history of the country. Later, during a camping holiday with the children in Brittany, we visited Carnac and its alignments of standing stones, and also the surrounding tumuli. We were amazed at the submerged stone circles in the Golfe du Morbihan and the petroglyphs in the tumulus on the Île de Gavrinis. What remained in my mind from that holiday was not the question of how the stones were placed – enough manpower and a couple of good engineers can achieve wonders – but why. Why place thousands of stones in approximately straight, parallel rows? The answer requires insights into the society and minds of the builders that are impossible to obtain. However, I did find out about a UK engineering prof. who was making detailed measurements of the sites to support a theory that envisaged the use of such sites as high-precision astronomical observatories. His books lead me to other books, and to this day I follow research on life in the Neolithic through articles in magazines and newspapers and on various websites. This life-long interest in history, archaeology and old things has lead me, together with Martina, my wife, to join various heritage associations here in France. In previous articles in ‘The DeuxSèvres Monthly’ I have mentioned ‘Maisons Paysannes de France’, a National Heritage Association operating on a practical level as individual organisations per department. The members of the association are drawn from all walks of life. Most are countryside dwellers, some come from the towns, but all are held in the sway of “old stones”. Many own old buildings. In the Deux-Sèvres, we have some 350 members and go on day-long excursions four to five times per year, usually on a Sunday, with 100 or so persons taking part each time. These excursions take us to places off the beaten track and are always interesting for the heritage buff. A typical MPF day out involves a coach pick-up and a stop at a meeting place where people who have used cars join those from the coaches. We might walk round a village and have the Maire or another local person explain the history and curiosities of the area – a lavoir (a place along the water for washing clothes) here, a water well there, a historic house or the local market halls. Then we visit outlying places: a farm or a logis (the mansion portion of a fortified farm), sometimes a mill, with often the owner and restorer of the property there to give a guided tour. A walk down a trackway may lead to a little Romanesque bridge over a stream, used by pedestrians and small carts in the past – one can be seen not far from the water mill at La Forge à Fer. We typically enjoy a midday picnic in a salle de fête, and a verre d’amitié completes the day.

Day excursions that have remained in my memory are the one to Exoudun, with its château, lavoirs and water mills, Saint-Généroux, with its Romanesque bridge and beautiful church and the three logis we visited in the afternoon, and Vernoux-sur-Boutonne, again with water mills and two logis in the area, but also a village with water flowing through the narrow village street. There is another side to ‘Maisons Paysannes de France’, and that is the advice given by the organisation on the old ways of design and construction of country buildings, the selection and use of materials, and how to achieve a comfortable, warm dwelling using the old techniques. Artisans specialised in restoration, some of whom are members of the Association, give hands-on workshops in the approved restoration techniques. For those who are interested in the local built heritage, there are a number of good books, but most focus on just one type of built heritage, for example, the old defensive castles, Renaissance stately homes, churches, or Romanesque art. The previous President of the Deux-Sèvres organisation of ‘Maisons Paysannes de France’, Madeleine Audebrand, had an ambition, since achieved, to write a comprehensive book on ‘le petit patrimoine’ – all of the tokens 18 | The Deux-Sèvres Monthly, September 2015

Saint-Pierre Church in Airvault. Photo: Wikimedia: Jacques93

of village life in the past – employing her extensive knowledge of rural architecture and customs to promote the protection and safekeeping of rural heritage. This book, which will be published in September, is split into a number of themes that humans have used to make sense of the world around them since antiquity: water, earth, fire, air, as well as religious objects. All of these have a surprising number of subcategories and are amply illustrated with photos by Regis Bernet and myself. Regis, who has long been a photographer of the local villages and has built a large archive of photos of the countryside heritage, particularly in the southern portion of the department, has an excellent knowledge of these matters due to his long involvement with MPF. However, because it was necessary to obtain more photos covering the whole of the Deux-Sèvres, I was brought in. I had been photographing the Association’s monthly excursions during a number of years and so could fill in what was missing from the north. This involved visiting communes with Madeleine Audebrand (usually four or five per day out) and scouring them for interesting features, known and often unknown and found quite by surprise. The book also contains a section on rural architecture and on the restoration of old buildings, following the recommendations of MPF. The suggested techniques are not cheap, but a building finished using the old mortars and stones and with wood rather than steel is a beautiful object to see, and gives the owners the satisfaction of preserving something of the past for future generations. The volume, comprising approximately 300 pages of text and more than 700 photos, has an index that allows readers to search for items by commune. For example, the entry for Tourtenay, which is a village situated on a limestone outcropping in the north of the DeuxSèvres, has a number of items of interest: a troglodyte pigeonier (dove cot) which is at the same time part of a system of cellars of a vineyard, a semi-subterranean lavoir fed both by a stream and by rainwater, and many troglodite dwellings cut into the walls of small quarries. (When we visited the village some time ago with Maisons Paysannes I saw an odd gargoyle high up on the back of the church altar. I took a photo of it and was very surprised when eventually it took off and flew through the church – an owl.) In this way, the volume is not only a sound reference, but also something that can be leafed through for the pleasure of acquiring snippets of information here and there and looking at the photos. I am certain that the knowledge gleaned will add considerably to the reader’s understanding and enjoyment of the villages and countryside around us.

Maisons paysannes et patrimoine de pays en Deux-Sèvres, by Madeleine Audebrand, with photos by Regis Bernet and Howard Needs, is scheduled to be published by Geste Éditions in mid-September.


Our Furry Friends The Final, Final Straw

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by Nigel Franks, NALA

e’ve been seriously winding down our involvement in helping individual animals for a while now. Partly because we realised that we were treating the symptoms of the problem, not the causes and also because we got fed up with dealing with unreasonable people. We haven’t got a solution for the latter, but we can do something about the former. The problem with strays is simply too many animals and not enough owners. We can’t do much about increasing the number of owners, so we have to tackle the problem of too many strays. If everybody obeyed the law and had their cats and/or dogs identified, then that would already be a big improvement as it would be easier to return strays to their owners. However, the authorities don’t seem too concerned about ensuring that the rules are respected, so haven’t carried out any significant information campaign. And as pets are rarely checked by the authorities to see if they’re identified, people can ignore the law with impunity. The other issue is unwanted kittens and puppies because people don’t sterilise their animals. We’ve probably heard every excuse in the book, but generally, when you get down to it, the main reason for not sterilising a pet is the cost to the owner. (About 45-75€ for a male cat and 90-150€ for a female. It pays to shop around as the price varies from vet to vet.) Unfortunately, the savings to the owner are trivial compared to the cost to the taxpayer: just one unidentified stray cat that goes to the animal pound costs the local council about 230€. Given that a female can have two litters of five kittens a year, the cost over the years of dealing with one owner who abandons their unwanted kittens is frightening. So we’re trying to tackle the source by offering subsidies for the sterilisation of cats of up to 20% with a maximum of 20€ for a female and €10 for a male. We also offer a subsidy of up to 20% with a maximum of 10€ for identification of cats. More details on the website. In addition, with the support of over 400 other French Associations for the protection of animals, we have asked the relevant ministers to introduce a law making it compulsory for cats to be sterilised before they change hands. We have also suggested that they consider either putting a cap on the amount that vets can charge for sterilisation and/or setting to zero the rate of VAT on animal medicines and medical care. We know that this change of focus has not gone down well with some supporters of NALA who are now helping other associations for the protection of animals. We would like to thank them, once again, for the efforts that they have made on behalf of the animals and are pleased that they are carrying on. Now to the final, final straw... Wednesday 12th of August 2015, we found a message from a vet in Chantonnay on our answering machine: a box addressed to NALA has been left outside their door. Inside the box: 8, four week old kittens. Attached to the box: a printed note saying that they had been bottle fed as their mum had died and the person abandoning them couldn’t look after them anymore. Now that’s just great. What are we supposed to do? According to the law they have to go, via the town hall, to the pound for the statutory period of eight working days before they can be given to an Association which has a shelter, for adoption or be put down if a vet considers it necessary. However, Chantonnay has a contract with a private animal pound and we know from our project to get the statistics of all the pounds in the Vendée that the survival rate of kittens in this particular pound is practically zero. Therefore, if we don’t do anything, the kittens will die... Of course, we step in: two days of phone calls and emails to the vet, the police, the town hall, the Association Galia and the animal pound and we finally have an agreement that Galia will take the kittens and give them to us. All of this, plus the bill of about 1900€ that the ratepayers of Chantonnay will probably be receiving from the private animal pound, could have been avoided if the owner of the kittens had firstly had their cat sterilised and secondly contacted an Association for help directly rather than abandoning the kittens.

So please keep your eyes on our website as our final stock of kittens will be up for grabs in a few weeks. ..www.nosamislesanimaux.com The Deux-Sèvres Monthly, September 2015 | 19


Health, Beauty & Fitness A MESSAGE FROM THE PRESIDENT OF CANCER SUPPORT DEUX-SEVRES

Many, many thanks to all the lovely people who have, over the past few weeks, held events to raise the much needed funds for our Association, Cancer Support Deux-Sèvres. A huge sum was raised - in excess of 2800€ ! Did I hear “Wow!”? Because that’s what we said at our last committee meeting! Thanks go to: • • • •

Amanda Froome and Zena Sabestini, who organised the ‘Race for Life’ around the Chateâu grounds at Bressuire. Trish and Delphine from Les Forges Golf club who took on the task of arranging a Golf Competition. Penny Brewer and ‘Through the Lens Photography group’ Helen McHugh Ace who kindly allowed us to hold a Tombola Stand at the Market at Luché.

Over the past two years we have signed contracts at Parthenay and Niort Hospitals allowing us to visit Cancer patients and act as translators where necessary. We have donated 5000€ to each of these hospitals to enable them to purchase equipment which is not provided for the patients. Aromatherapy treatments, relaxation tapes, foldaway beds to name but a few. In conjunction with ‘La Ligue contre le Cancer’ ( one of my ladies from Cancer Support Deux-Sèvres is on the Niort79 committee) our next donations will be going to Cancer Research in France.

Future Events are as follows...

Saturday 27th September 2014 A curry lunch with musical entertainment to be held at Amailloux by Denise and Robert Langford. Please contact Denise and Rob on 05 49 64 29 83 for more details and reservations. Sunday 5th October 2014 La Parthenaisienne - an organised 5 km walk by les Filles de Parthenay. Contact Christine Brossard 06 84 71 07 43 www.lesfillesdeparthenay.jimdo.com Friday 10th October 2014 At Domaine des Loges, 28 bd Salvador Allende Parthenay. We will have a stand at Soins Palliatif ’s Event commencing at 1.15pm. Please contact me on 05 49 64 59 96 for further details. Finally .........next year will be Cancer Support Deux-Sèvres’ 10th Anniversary so watch this space for details of how we are going to celebrate! Once again ...thank you all for your support

June Searchfield

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Birthstone for September... by Vicki Bassey Sapphire

from Edward VIII. Her collection included incredible Emeralds, vivid Rubies and large, flawless Diamonds; however she always maintained that her favourite gemstone was Sapphire. Indeed, she was so proud of one bracelet, designed by Van Cleef and Arpels, that apparently she asked her tailor to shorten the sleeves of all her dresses and blouses so that everyone could see her Sapphires. In the 1980’s, resurgence in the popularity of Sapphire rings occurred shortly after Prince Charles purchased a stunning Celyon Blue Sapphire ring as Princess Diana’s engagement ring. Later in 2010, Diana’s ring once again became popular when her eldest son, Prince William gave his mother’s ring to Kate Middleton on their engagement. This resulted in a resurgence of replica pieces. As well as engagements and the birthstone for September, Sapphires are also the gift for the 5th, 45th and 70th anniversaries. Sapphire and its sister, Ruby, share a common attribute. Although Ruby has been unearthed in several countries, there is one country where its source is most highly prized: Burma. Likewise, though Sapphires are unearthed in countries as far afield as Madagascar, Australia, Thailand and China, the most highly regarded Sapphires come from a country known as “gem island”: Sri Lanka.

The word Sapphire is thought to originate from the Greek name ‘sappheiros’, meaning ‘blue stone’. This gemstone is part of the mineral corundum family and the term Sapphire indicates the blue variety. Any other colour, except for red – in which case the gemstone is then deemed a Ruby – will have a prefix such as ‘yellow sapphire’ or ‘pink sapphire’ for example. Trace amounts of other elements such as Iron, Titanium, or Chromium give Sapphires their alternate colours. Sapphires come in a range of colours from summer sky blues, to jet black, colourless and all the colours in between. By far the most coveted member of the Sapphire family is the Blue Sapphire, the other colours are known as ‘Fancy Sapphires’ and represent around 5% of all Sapphires. Sapphires are known and revered the world over for their beauty and mystery. Legend has it that the first person to wear a Sapphire was Prometheus who took the stone from Cacaus when he stole fire from the Gods. The Persians believed Sapphires were a chip from the pedestal that supported the earth and which gave the sky its colour. They are also known as the celestial gemstone. Sapphires are among the twelve stones given to Moses in the Old Testament and set in the breast plate of Aaron. In many ancient cultures this gem has been admired not only for its elegance but also for the magic and good luck often associated with it. Sapphire is known as the wisdom stone, each colour having its own particular wisdom. It focuses and calms the mind and releases unwanted thoughts and tension, bringing in peace of mind and serenity. Sapphires symbolise truth, sincerity and faithfulness. For hundreds of years the choice for engagement and wedding rings. For over a thousand years, Sapphires have enjoyed a close association with royalty. Mrs Simpson received many gems

These Sapphires, especially when blue, are known as Ceylon Sapphires (Sri Lanka was previously known as Ceylon) and command incredibly high prices per carat, particularly when they have not been heat-treated. The only region to take the limelight away from Ceylon was Kashmir in India, where in the early 1900s a deposit Sapphire Ring, Wikimedia: Stanislav Doronenko was discovered that yielded superb voilet-blue Sapphires that was described as velvet in appearance. The Songea region of Tanzania has provided one of the more recent discoveries of a kaleidoscope of stunning Sapphires. Its hard crystal structure measures 9 on the Mohs scale, making it incredibly durable. When set in a ring or pendant, and given proper care, it should continue to shine for thousands of years to come.

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Vicky Bassey on 05 49 97 01 29 www.victoriabassey.com

Victoria Bassey has a wide range of Sapphires including some beautiful and rare natural silver Sapphires. Follow Vicki on Facebook at www.Facebook.com/victoriabasseyjewellery

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Communications Battery Management for Extended Battery Life & Safety

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by Ross Hendry

ore and more of us rely on our laptops, tablets and mobile telephones, and when we really need them they can often let us down simply by running out of charge. Many modern tablets and smart phones do not have replaceable batteries, so we need to extend their life for as long as we are able to. Modern batteries use Lithium and are far more advanced than their forerunners, such as Nickel Metal Hydride or Nickel Cadmium, and do not suffer from what was known as ‘memory effect’, a process that prevented the charger from fully charging the battery. Lithium batteries need a controlled charge and must never be over charged. The supplier of your product will provide you with the right charger to charge the battery without over-charging it, so it is essential that you only use the charger that came with your device to charge it’s battery. Theoretically, because the charger is a controlled and regulated one, you should be able to leave your battery and charger connected permanently and no damage will be done to either the battery, charger or indeed the device. However, one of the biggest problems a battery can suffer is heat, this degrades the battery more than anything else, so I advise laptop users to remove the battery when they are using the laptop at home and simply use the battery for travelling. This stops the heat that is inevitably generated by the device from affecting the battery. Simple conduction of heat can cause this to happen, especially in the recent temperatures we have had in our area. Leaving your laptop, mobile telephone or tablet in your car in full sun will have a damaging effect on the battery, even when it is switched off. You should always store batteries in a cool, dry place. If you can guarantee to keep moisture out then store them in the fridge for even longer life. So you have looked after your battery and are having to use your device on the go, how do you get the longest use from your device? 1. Do one thing at a time - sounds simple but do you really need Skype loaded? or your printer software? Probably not, so do not have them running. Disable anything you do not need and simply run the program you do. Once you have finished shut down the app/program before opening the next. 2. Turn things down - do not have the screen as bright as it will go. Beside being bad for your eyes, this is one of the things that drains the battery very quickly; the same is true of sound volume, use head phones and keep the volume reasonably low.

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3. Turn off Wifi and Bluetooth if you are not using them. If you are reading a book or watching a movie that is on your PC these are heavy users of your power and not necessary whilst you are reading or watching stuff on your PC. On a Smartphone, if you turn to ‘flight mode’ it will turn off all transceivers i.e. WiFi, Bluetooth and the telephone transceiver, and this will also extend your battery life. If you have a second battery then store it only 40% charged and only fully charge it before you go travelling; do the same for the other battery, make sure it is at least 95% charged. Whilst you are travelling try to keep the stored battery from getting hot because heat will reduce its capacity very quickly and significantly. I have a program on my Smartphone that monitors the battery and advises me when I am using too much power or the phone is overheating. These are available free from the Play store or the Windows store and will also work on Android Tablets - it is called ‘DU Battery Saver’. The free version can get up to 50% more life from your battery, and up to 70% from the Pro version. On my Laptop I use another similar utility (also free) called ‘Battery Care’ you can find information and download it here: http://batterycare.net This ‘Battery Care’ website will also provide simple advice on caring for your battery, so take 5 minutes to have a read. If you do have to purchase a new battery please use only manufacturer’s ones and the same for battery chargers - buy another that is identical to your previous model, or if you do buy a universal one, get advice before buying it. The cheaper ones will not seem so inexpensive if they damage your device or catch fire and burn your house down. Ross Hendry is the proprietor of Interface Consulting and Engineering, who has over 42 years experience in Communications, Computer Technology and Direct Marketing. (See advert below).


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Motoring

Classic or Modern?

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universally interesting debate is whether you should spend your hard earned cash on a classic car or a modern model. There is no correct answer to this question, it is a matter of personal preference, long term aspirations and your motivation for buying in the first place. Let us, as an example, take a hypothetical £30,000, recently released from your UK private pension fund and compare new vs old with a couple of Jaguars. For starters the fact that you have released the money from your pension fund suggests you are an older and perhaps wiser buyer, not necessarily looking for out-and-out performance but a pleasurable and special driving experience. Two cars are up for consideration. One is brand-new, the other is 50 years old. One is class-leading, the other was class-leading… half a century ago. Dubbed the most important new British car this year, shiny and recently arrived in the showrooms, the new Jaguar XE is a practical and good looking saloon car, and the 2.0 litre model could be yours for £29,740. However, for the same money you could choose to buy a classic Jaguar MkII. Both cars have the added Jaguar prestige, but how do they compare?

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Of course, the new XE is going to be more technologically advanced and practical than the aged MkII, yet, buying a brand-new car isn’t all Roses and Quality Street – when depreciation hits it can also lead to despair, crying and angry-looking bank statements. Buying a classic, on the other hand, can result in a wise investment for your later old age. Looks-wise, the MkII is perhaps the definitive Jaguar saloon, leaving all warm-blooded humans gasping in its wake. Although the XE isn’t a bad-looking car, and it’s nicely understated, rarely has any car come close to the retro-charm and sheer presence that a well-heeled MkII offers. Even those with no car interest at all should agree the MkII is simply outstanding. The MkII, best known as Inspector Morse’s car, was also a firm favourite of the criminal underworld in it’s day, and the boot is large, perfect for the loot villains enjoyed throwing into it, as the spare wheel is hidden away under the boot floor. The doors on the MkII open wide into the convivial luxury interior, which offers bags of legroom and comfort – you can fit four people with ease and five at a push.

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by Helen Tait-Wright

The XE also provides ample space for your legs, with headlining designed to offer maximum headroom. Again, the doors open wide, there is a decent sized boot, with scope for four in comfort or five at a push. However, the interior on the XE is more Ikea showroom than refined English luxury. Unless you are a fan of minimalism, the older car holds much more homely appeal. On the performance front, the modern XE clearly runs rings around the MkII in terms of MPG, handling and speed, but the MkII is no snail. It was fast for its time and will still keep up alongside modern traffic without a struggle. The MkII can still hit a 0-60mph time quicker than most modern hatchbacks, and gallon per gallon probably provides more excitement for your money. So, do the increased running costs balance out with the retained value? Do you want to be noticed in a crowd? Technically, these two cars are incomparable, especially if you were to use one or the other for long daily commutes. However, the MkII will retain its value and more – a brand-new XE will leave you seriously out of pocket come trade-in time. As a car to treat yourself to and enjoy, the MkII not only mops the floor with the XE, it mops the floor with pretty much everything else too. The XE is quite generic; the MkII is in a class of its own. Having said that, it’s OK to love the new XE too! There is an equally valid argument for the safety and reliability improvements that come with a new car, and the 21st century creature comforts we have grown to expect. My conclusion is therefore to refer you back to the second sentence, and the debate remains open for another session ............ later !

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Rugby World Cup 2015 by Mick Austin

Date: Friday September 18. Time: 8pm GMT. Place: Twickenham Stadium, Richmond, London.

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ark that in your diary under ‘don’t miss’. That’s when South African referee Jaco Peyper blows his whistle to signal the start of Rugby World Cup 2015. When hosts England kick off against the Pacific islanders from Fiji in what is set to be the biggest, most competitive 44 days of rugby union action in history. Southern Hemisphere sides have traditionally been the powerhouses of world rugby, but the gap between them and the rest of the world is closing fast. Reigning champions New Zealand have been the No1 side in the world since 2009 and will undoubtedly start as one of the favourites again. But home advantage could play a significant part in the outcome of World Cup 2015. The Northern Hemisphere countries will be ready and raring to go following a nail-biting 2015 Six Nations tournament that people are still talking about. We’ll all be rooting for our own favourites – whether it be our home country or our ‘adopted’ France – so use this DSM guide to track your team’s progress through what promises to be a sporting epic. Mark the scores from all 48 matches, see who is hot and who is not and plan your viewing, game by game, courtesy of the DSM.

THE TEAMS

Pool A: Australia, England, Wales, Fiji, Uruguay Pool B: South Africa, Samoa, Japan, Scotland, USA Pool C: New Zealand, Argentina, Tonga, Georgia, Namibia Pool D: France, Ireland, Italy, Canada, Romania

HOW IT WORKS The top two teams from each pool go through to the quarterfinals. In pool matches four points are awarded for a win, two for a draw, one for scoring four or more tries and one for losing by seven points or less. Knockout matches (from the quarter-finals on). If level at full time there will be extra time of ten minutes each way. If still level after extra time there will be a ‘sudden death’ period of a maximum of ten minutes, during which time the first team to score wins. If there’s no winner after sudden death there will be a place-kick kicking competition when five players from each side kick at goal from three different areas. If the teams are still level then, the kicking competition goes into ‘sudden death’.

MATCH VENUES Brighton Community Stadium; Elland Road, Leeds; Kingsholm Stadium, Gloucester; Leicester City Stadium; Manchester City Stadium; Millenium Stadium, Cardiff; The Stadium, Queen Elizabeth Olympic Park, London; Sandy Park, Exeter; St James’ Park, Newcastle; Stadium MK, Milton Keynes; Twickenham Stadium London; Villa Park, Birmingham; Wembley Stadium.

TV AND RADIO COVERAGE ITV is the UK and worldwide host broadcaster after outbidding rivals including the BBC and SkySports. All 48 matches are available live on ITV and ITV4. Live commentaries on BBC Radio. TF1 in France has 21 matches live on TV, plus highlights packages and online streaming options. Canal+ will broadcast the remaining 27 matches.

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DID YOU KNOW..? With a ticket capacity of 2.45 million, Rugby World Cup 2015 is set to be the third largest global sporting event after the Olympic Games and the FIFA football World Cup. And the biggest sporting event in the UK since the London Olympics. Before the first World Cup in 1987, the USA was technically the reigning international champions because they had won gold at the 1924 Summer Olympics rugby tournament. New Zealand beat France 29-9 in the final. The winners are awarded the William Webb Ellis Cup, named after Rugby School pupil William Webb Ellis who, according to popular myth, invented the game. This will be the eighth World Cup. Australia, New Zealand and South Africa have each won it twice. The only Northern Hemisphere side to win it (so far) was England in 2003, when they beat hosts Australia 20-17 thanks to a last-minute Jonny Wilkinson drop goal. The first World Cup to be held in a single country was in South Africa in 1995. The most points ever scored against a team at a World Cup is 145, by New Zealand against Japan in 1995. New Zealand scored 21 tries in the match. The widest winning margin in a World Cup match is 142, achieved by Australia against Namibia in 2003. Ireland is the only host nation (1991) that has not reached the semi-finals of a World Cup. The 2019 World Cup will be held in Japan.


MATCH SCHEDULE POOL A

POOL B

POOL C

POOL D

FRI 18 SEPT • TWICKENHAM • 20.00

SAT 19 SEPT • BRIGHTON • 16.45

SAT 19 SEPT • KINGSHOLM • 12.00

SAT 19 SEPT • MILLENIUM • 14.30

ENGLAND

V

FIJI

STH AFRICA

SUN 20 SEPT • MILLENIUM • 14.30 WALES

V

V

SAMOA

V

FIJI

SCOTLAND

WALES

V

STH AFRICA

V

URAGUAY

SCOTLAND

V

FIJI

SAMOA

AUSTRALIA

V

URAGUAY

STH AFRICA

V

STH AFRICA

V

V

V

V

V

WALES

SAMOA

V

TONGA

USA

USA

V

V

V

V

NEW ZEALAND

JAPAN

V

FRANCE

NAMIBIA

ARGENTINA

V

ITALY

GEORGIA

NAMIBIA

V

IRELAND

NAMIBIA

NEW ZEALAND

V

FRANCE

GEORGIA

ARGENTINA

V

ROMANIA

V

CANADA

V

ROMANIA

V

CANADA

SN 4 OCT • OLYMPIC • 16.45 IRELAND

TONGA

V

ITALY

TUES 6 OCT • LEICESTER CITY • 16.45 CANADA

GEORGIA

V

ROMANIA

SUN 11 OCT • SANDY PARK • 14.30 ITALY

TONGA

SUN 11 OCT • LEICESTER CITY • 12.00

JAPAN

V

THURS 1 OCT • MK STADIUM • 20.00

FRI 9 OCT • ST JAMES PARK • 20.00

SCOTLAND

ITALY

SUN 27 SEPT • WEMBLEY • 16.45

WEDS 7 OCT • SANDY PARK • 20.00

USA

V

SAT 26 SEPT • ELLAND ROAD • 14.30

SUN 4 OCT • LEICESTER CITY • 14.30

SCOTLAND

CANADA

WED 23 SEPT • OLYMPIC • 20.00

FRI 2 OCT • MILLENIUM • 20.00

SUN 11 OCT • KINGSHOLM • 20.00

URAGUAY

FRANCE

ARGENTINA

TUE 29 SEPT • SANDY PARK • 16.45

SAT 10 OCT • ST JAMES PARK • 14.30

SAT 10 OCT • MANCHESTER CITY • 20.00 ENGLAND

ARGENTINA

SAMOA

WEDS 7 OCT • OLYMPIC • 16.45

SAT 10 OCT • TWICKENHAM • 16.45 AUSTRALIA

V

V

V

SAT 19 SEPT • TWICKENHAM • 20.00

FRI 25 SEPT • KINGSHOLM • 16.45

SAT 3 OCT • ST JAMES PARK • 16.45

TUES 6 OCT • MK STADIUM • 20.00 FIJI

NEW ZEALAND

JAPAN

SAT 3 OCT • MK STADIUM • 14.30

SAT 3 OCT • TWICKENHAM • 20.00 ENGLAND

V

IRELAND

GEORGIA

THURS 24 SEPT • OLYMPIC • 20.00

SUN 27 SEPT • ELLAND ROAD • 14.30

THURS 1 OCT • MILLENIUM • 16.45 WALES

NEW ZEALAND

USA

SAT 26 SEPT • VILLA PARK • 16.45

SUN 27 SEPT • VILLA PARK • 12.00 AUSTRALIA

V

V

SUN 20 SEPT • WEMBLEY • 16.45

WED 23 SEPT • KINGSHOLM • 14.30

SAT 26 SEPT • TWICKENHAM • 20.00 ENGLAND

TONGA

JAPAN

SUN 20 SEPT • BRIGHTON • 12.00

URAGUAY

WED 23 SEPT • MILLENIUM • 16.45 AUSTRALIA

V

V

ROMANIA

SUN 11 OCT • MILLENIUM • 16.45 FRANCE

NAMIBIA

V

IRELAND

QUARTER FINAL 1

QUARTER FINAL 2

QUARTER FINAL 3

QUARTER FINAL 4

SAT 17 OCT • TWICKENHAM • 16.00

SAT 17 OCT • MILLENIUM • 20.00

SUN 18 OCT • MILLENIUM • 1300

SUN 18 OCT • TWICKENHAM • 16.00

WINNER POOL B

WINNER POOL C

WINNER POOL D

WINNER POOL A

RUNNER-UP POOL A

RUNNER-UP POOL D

RUNNER-UP POOL C

RUNNER-UP POOL B

SEMI FINAL 1

BRONZE FINAL

SEMI FINAL 2

SAT 24 OCT • TWICKENHAM • 16.00

FRI 30 OCT • OLYMPIC • 20.00

SUN 25 OCT • TWICKENHAM • 16.00

WINNER QF1

RUNNER-UP SF1

WINNER QF3

WINNER QF2

RUNNER-UP SF2

WINNER QF4

Mick Austin is a freelance journalist based in the Pays-de-la-Loire. He has had his work published in several expat magazines and newspapers and has also written the Mayenne Tourist Board’s only English-language brochure. He also runs a gîte business at www.gitefortwo.com.

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Take a Break

DSM Toughie Crossword Across: 1. Comes hot from travelling, ready for simple domestic pleasures? (4,8) 7. I’ve been included in neat arrangement for simplicity (7) 9. Bury in mountain territory? (5) 10. Coe, confused about second place, falls back (4) 11. Those not prepared to work are usually placed close to the other side’s goal? (8) 12. Encourage ban about pauper (6) 14. Soon in a pickle about prince vegetables (6) 17. Wet round broken connection leads to dangerous current (8) 19. Article on rotten old ditch builder (4) 22. Somerset town provides tea for hundreds (5) 23. Reason? Former girlfriend not much to look at? (7) 24. The French worthy lord converted; now obsessed with religious matters? (5,7)

Down: 1. Prohibits (4) 2. Small crustacean (6) 3. Made fit for or changed to suit a new purpose (7) 4. Evaluate or estimate the value of (6) 5. Stay clear from; keep away from (5) 6. Blue-violet colour (6) 7. The leading units moving at the head of an army (8) 12. A feeling of great elation (8) 14. Badly behaved (7) 16. Accounts book (6) 18. Give as a guarantee (6) 19. A person who rules, guides or inspires others (6) 20. Preserved by removing natural moisture (5) 23. Work you are obliged to do (4)

Down: 1. Bracket with musical duo; of swing (5) 2. Once inside, found use for needle? (7) 3. We hear this is one way to haul up a sail? (4) 4. Nothing to restrain one’s point of view? (7) 5. Broken tile, after time could have rank result? (5) 6. Credit given to jihadists for disaster (6) 8. Amphibians living in pond left stranded (4) 12. CB interchange provides snack following crash (6) 13. Shorten what appears to be a crossing point? (7) 15. Cavalier approach is not on the cards? (3,4) 16. Old trousers used to carry water? (4) 18. Dished out a large number before late disturbance (5) 20. Upset when time not allowed for loud-speaker? (5) 21. Error in writing on ancient city is an encouragement? (4)

Well, what do you know?

With thanks to M.Morris

Monthly quiz by Roland Scott...... how many can you get?

1) Name the British film director whose films include ‘Cathy Come Home’, ‘Up the Junction’ and ‘Kes’.

8) Which English actor has played Ken Barlow since the first episode of ‘Coronation Street’?

2) Name the American abstract, b.1912. d.1956 and nicknamed Jack the Dripper.

9) Which English model, considered the world’s first ‘supermodel’, became famous with photographer David Bailey in the 1960’s?

3) Name the British stand-up comedian born Royston Vasey in 1945 and infamous for his controversial, blue humour.

10) David Bellamy, Dr. Miriam Stoppard, Dr. Rob Buckman and which other scientist presented Yorkshire TV’s “Don’t Ask Me”.

4) Which two British actors starred as Montague (excused boots) Bisley and Sgt. Major Claude Snudge in ‘The Army Game’?

11) Who is the current leader of the SNP?

5) Which German composer wrote ‘Carmina Burana’ in 1937, based on a 13th century collection of poems? 6) Who was the 6th and last wife of Henry VIII? 7) Born in London 1933, awarded an OBE 1964 and CBE 1985 name the guitarist and lutenist who has done much to re-popularise the lute. 28 | The Deux-Sèvres Monthly, September 2015

12) Name the American TV actor who played Chester in ‘Gunsmoke’ and Marshal Sam McCloud in ‘McCloud’. And finally, assuming you have 12 correct answers, what is the connection between those 12 answers or parts thereof?

Copyright RJS 2014

Answers on our website: www.thedeuxsevresmonthly.fr

DSM Easy Crossword Across: 8. Small plant sucking insect (5) 9. Flat grassland in tropical or subtropical regions (7) 10. Apply paint in small dots or strokes (7) 11. Cake topping (5) 12. Strong black coffee (8) 13. Period of deep and often long unconsciousness (4) 15. The inner surface of the hand (4) 17. Struck with disgust or revulsion (8) 21. A command given by a superior (5) 22. A division of the UK (7) 24. Type of lettuce (7) 25. The act of taking another person’s property (5)


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THE AMATEUR GARDENER

by Vanda Lawrence

Spring flowering bulbs are available now, so go for it, we need as much colour as possible, both indoors and out, during the shorter days. In large garden tubs you can ‘layer‘ different varieties of bulbs, starting with those that need to be deep and finishing with smaller types like crocus that only need shallow soil. If you choose well you can have a container in flower from late January through to early summer. Winter colour can also be added in the garden by planting ornamental cabbage, winter pansies and shrubs with berries. It all helps.

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ast year’s September Amateur Gardener was about grapes and I am wondering how you got on with your grape vines? They will have been loving all the really hot, sunny weather we’ve had because they need lots of sun to ripen the fruit. However, you still need to give them a helping hand, so remove leaves close to the fruit bunches to let sun and air in. Thin the grapes out too this month – if bunches are growing too close together the air cannot circulate and they will get mildew and rot. Remove surplus and diseased grapes with small pointed scissors. Apples and pears can be harvested from late September into October – if the stem detaches easily from the tree the fruit is ripe, but if you have to pull hard to pick it then the fruit is not ready so wait another couple of days before trying again. Any fallen fruit should be picked up from the ground as soon as possible to prevent fungal disease and deter wasps. Blackberries are also ready from September onwards. The fruits never ripen all at the same time but you can pick a few each day and freeze them to use in pies, crumbles, jam or juice when you have enough. I love to add a few frozen berries to my muesli in the morning – by the time you pour milk over they have defrosted. Our raspberries have been glorious this year, especially the yellow ones. We are on our second fruiting at the moment, so as the fruit is picked the canes will be cut down and next year’s emerging canes can be tied in and supported.

If you are planting new pot-grown shrubs remember to soak the root-ball in a bucket of water first, until no air bubbles come to the surface. Dig the planting hole and fill this with water too, allowing it all to drain away. Then you can place the plant in the hole, fill with soil, firm gently and water well with a watering can. Plants need to take on as much water as possible to tide them over while they settle in their new situation. Now I’m back to garden pests. I’ve just learned that fennel will repel aphids, slugs and snails so I’m going to plant some near my Hostas which have been decimated this year. I used crushed egg shells and even resorted to slug pellets (one that doesn’t hurt dogs or cats) but nothing seemed to work this year. I also learned that Crown Imperial bulbs (Fritillaria imperialis) will deter rabbits, moles and rodents from you garden. They are of the Lily family, grow to about 3’ in height and have glossy leaves and lovely flowers which appear in late Spring. Apparently, it is their distinct odour which deters the little critters. You can plant these bulbs in Spring or Autumn. Lastly, on the subject of lilies, please be aware that their pollen is toxic to cats and dogs so plant them where your pets are not likely to brush against them and get the yellow pollen on their fur. They will ingest it when they groom themselves. If you are worried about established lilies in your garden just snip out the yellow anthers. I know that the bees will be losing out on this one, but hopefully there are lots of other bee-friendly flowers in your garden. Happy gardening everyone ..

In the vegetable garden any tomatoes or pumpkins which haven’t ripened by the end of this month should be picked and stored indoors to finish off. Watch the weather forecast because if we are due to have an Indian Summer this will give us a bit more leeway and they can stay outside for longer. As for the rest of the potager – keep harvesting, keep weeding, keep planting and keep sowing. Now is the time to get organised for vegetables to crop during the winter months. To have a supply of fresh herbs over winter dig up and pot fresh herbs such as parsley, chives and other non-hardy favourites, so that you have them on the window sill ready to use during the winter. Plant new perennials in the flower garden now, while the soil is still warm – their new root systems will develop quicker in warm soil; and if your established perennials are outgrowing their space now is the time to lift and divide, for the same reason. 30 | The Deux-Sèvres Monthly, September 2015

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Trees and Bees... by Anne Clark

Arbres et Abeilles nursery stocks an extensive range of ornamental and fruit trees, shrubs, perennials, grasses and climbers. Our plants are grown on site from seeds, cuttings, plug plants or young trees and our aim is to supply good quality, hardy additions to your garden as well as advice on planting. Our fruit collection includes varieties that are more cooking apples other than Bramley, plum trees other thanunusual; Victoria and not just Brown Turkey fig trees! The conifers range from small rockery-sized trees Pinus pinea (Umbrella pine) and we have many varieties to deciduous ornamental trees and shrubs; there should be sometof or with berries no matter what time of year you visit.hing in flower We are also able to source and supply fruit trees, roses ornamentals to customer demand; just give us a ring orand other email us for more details. If you need ground cover, tall or small perennials we have the plants for you. For spring and summer colour then we specia in pelargonium and hanging basket plants to give you plentylise of choice. The nursery can also supply compost, pots other planting essentials. Our website contains details of our and workshops for the Autumn, from cuttings and division ofafternoon plants to candle-making and beekeeping.

Contact Anne: Tel: 05 49 87 52 37 Email: info@arbres-et-abeilles.eu Website: www.arbres-et-abeilles.eu

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e l g n A on Gardening

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by Martin Hole

enerally speaking, I usually get shot of unwanted bits and pieces that have no immediate and foreseeable use and just take up space, or ditch those things that I haven’t been anywhere near in a year or so. However, no matter what, there are always some things that do accumulate and which I keep meaning to clear up, give away, or take to the déchetterie, and don’t! Such was the case with the following that had been around in an outhouse for the best part of 10 years since we had moved to France:• an old barn door • two useless lengths of downpipe • an odd length of hose from remedial work on the pool • a couple of lengths of old garden hose • an old mirror • wood off cuts, including an old piece of driftwood • old plastic plant pots obtained when buying small plants from the nursery • paint that we purchased way back, but have no idea why! The timing of a sudden desire to finally get rid of, or use these unwanted bits, and a feature on vertical gardening on the Chelsea Flower Show coincided last year and this was the result. I entered one of my rare creative phases to see if I could do something with the odds and sods that would otherwise have wound up at the tip. Also, the idea of creating something for nothing was a definite appeal! It’s not often one can do that, and it is immensely satisfying. Having done some online research into vertical gardening, I was amazed at what people had been able to create. The uses of wood, tin cans, metal, plastic pipes etc. were abundant and some of the designs were amazing and inspiring. Anything from the decorative to the functional (growing lettuces etc.), from the small indoor wall montage and living pictures to the exterior walls of massive buildings. Just enter ‘vertical gardening’ into your search engine and you will get a formidable display of what you can do with a little imagination and “vertical” thinking! I have always loved gardens, but have generally concentrated on the constructive side of the art. So, give me a spade and fork and I’m your man. Ask me the name of the plants and I am certainly not, especially as I get older. However, I have always liked cacti and succulents and these, together with rock plants seemed to be the best combination for dry conditions and the challenge of watering. So, the idea of permanently rooted rock plants with removable succulents (for the winter) seemed to be the way to go. To be honest, once the idea had formulated and knowing what I had available, the actual assembly was not that difficult. After measuring up lengths of pipe and cutting the holes with a power hole cutter attachment, I screwed the pipe work to the door to achieve the outer border. In each length of downpipe, I inserted the two lengths of garden hose which I perforated along the entire length. (This was useful to water the plants from the top of each pipe..a rudimentary sort of drip irrigation system). I glued the old mirror onto the centre of the door and around it constructed a wooden frame that would hold the plastic plant pots into which I was going to pot-up the succulents. I arranged these pots fairly symmetrically into the wooden frame and screwed each one to the door. The idea here was to insert pots of a similar size which contained the succulents into these secured ones. These would be held in place and at the same time be easily removable for frost-free storage over winter. Paint it all with whatever paint is lying around and “the job’s a good ‘un”! Except to say that if you attempt this with fairly weighty materials, then position it where you want it before filling it with soil and plants, otherwise you are in for a back-breaking time!

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The photo at the bottom of the page shows the finished piece where I constructed it - not where it finally wound up. Say no more! Not too much direct sun as this will stress the plants, not too little either as the plants will stretch for the light. It now forms a backdrop to a quiet seating area on our courtyard. Having decided where it will go, the real fun bit is sourcing the plants, either from an existing garden, from friends (in my case the house leeks) or from the nursery. With my example I filled the down pipes with soil to the level of the lowest hole and then planted in that hole, then to the next hole above and so on - a bottom up approach. It was easier to do this rather than fill the entire pipe first and then hope that you could properly firm the plants in afterwards. This obviously takes time but you can see the structure taking shape, stand back and review it and adjust it there and then before moving on with more soil and plants. Once that is complete, filling the inner frame with pots of succulents is easy. It is somewhat experimental to see which plants can live “vertically” and which are not too happy. So, to start with it is a bit of a moveable feast, but again that is part of the fun, except that there is a potential cost involved. Cuttings from the garden that you know can grow in a confined space and are abundant are a good place to start, and less expensive. So, ‘Sempervivum’ (house leeks), ‘Crassulae’, and ‘Echevaria’ are easy ones to look out for. After that it is up to personal choice, tempered with some consideration for the relatively hardy nature of the plant, that will govern the end result. From my limited experience, it is a good idea to let all cuttings, or those that you buy, settle in a horizontal position first. Water them and leave them to establish a good root system before subjecting them to a vertical position. This is difficult to do if you are impulsive like me and want a finished product as quickly as possible. However, it is sound advice! As for watering, I give the succulents a fine mist spray and the plants in the pipes water from the top through the perforated hose pipe. I guess that I do this at least twice a week, depending on the conditions. So, there you have it - a different angle on gardening. One that can be as equally creative and satisfying as gardening horizontally. It is also a marvellous way of gardening if you are short of space, or just want to enhance the look of your garden with something completely different.


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Food & Drink Sweet Success

Café Bonbon in La Chapelle aux Lys, 85120, opened its doors on 14th July 2015 and coming from a family of comedians, owner Tim, is the perfect host for adults and children alike! Having lived in France for more than 10 years, Tim & Karen will incorporate everything that they would like if they were the customer... quality, price and atmosphere being at the top of the list!

Their aim is to provide a family friendly environment, offering a wide selection of coffee, drinks, tea, beer on tap and UK bottled Ales. They have a regular menu plus ‘Specials’, which include homemade quiches, sausage rolls, and other sweet/savoury pies. In addition to their much loved cupcakes you can now enjoy a variety of our freshly baked cakes or scones with clotted cream! Our vegetarian friends will always find our menu suitable too! The café is located in the middle of popular walking and cycling routes and there is outdoor seating where you can watch the world go by or if you need to keep in touch with the world, Café Bonbon offer free Wi-Fi. Inside you will find a children’s activity corner and traditional wooden games for adults to also enjoy. On selected Wednesday afternoons there will be activity workshops for children: painting, decorating cupcakes etc. and each month a ‘Themed Night’ will be organised. The first will be an ‘Indian Dinner’ on Saturday 26th September. A welcome drink, mixed starter (V) chicken or vegetable curry, and a trio of desserts will be offered at 16,95€. Reservations are required. So if you fancy a change of scenery for a meal, drink, cake or coffee in a friendly atmosphere, please come along and see us. You can always find more information on our Facebook page: www.facebook.com/pourquoipascupcakes or call us on: 09 80 41 44 57.

We look forward to welcoming you to Cafe Bonbon!

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Firsts & Seconds

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by Jacqueline Brown

his summer we celebrated our eleventh anniversary of living in France. Eleven years of adventure into the unknown, achieving new and often unexpected things, including many things we are unlikely to have done if we hadn’t made the move to France. As our life here evolves we are still experiencing and enjoying new things and that never fails to put a smile on my face. Growing our own food is something we didn’t do in the UK, except for a few lettuces and tomatoes, but it has become an important part of our life here. This year, alongside all our usual fruits and vegetables, we managed to harvest an almost perfect onion crop, which was an exciting first for us. Joining a local gardening club and exhibiting produce at their show is another first this year, but unfortunately first wasn’t something that appeared against any of my entries. However, I was really pleased with second places in three of the five categories I entered, including my courgette chutney and pear and almond cake. Family days spent out on our bikes is another thing that I’m sure is unlikely to have happened if we hadn’t moved to France, and despite cycling for the last four years we are still discovering new places when out on the bikes. Pretty villages that you bypass if you are in a car or quiet back roads into towns, showing off otherwise hidden corners of places we thought we knew well. I also find that visiting somewhere by bike brings the history of the area to life as the slower pace means I’m more likely to notice things like unusual churches, towers and memorials. Our love of cycling has also extended to becoming fans of professional cycling and this summer we took the brave step of volunteering as marshals for the ‘Tour du Poitou-Charentes’ cycling race that passed through our village in a blur of bright colours. We have definitely tried to live the last eleven years with a relaxed attitude to life and in the summer there is nothing better than putting down the hoe or stepping out of the kitchen and taking the time to sit and enjoy the garden. My top tip for a wildlife-friendly garden is to grow Fennel and let it flower. This year we have an enormous patch of self-sown Fennel that has reached about two metres tall and is alive with all sorts of winged beasties buzzing around it’s umbrella shaped flowers that make it fascinating to watch. By day the garden is busy with swallows and house martins swooping for food and I’m sure the increase in insects has also led to more bat activity at dusk as we have been treated to many hours of entertaining flying displays. The fennel flowers also smell delicious, especially after rain and in the early evenings and I’m looking forward to harvesting plenty of seeds to use in the kitchen to add summer freshness to winter dishes, especially curries.

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How to be a Wine Bluffer

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by John Sherwin

on’t you just love ‘how to’ books? The premise that you can become reasonably adept, if not a downright expert at anything you might fancy without all those years of pesky study is seductive. I have a goodly selection. In theory, I should be able to administer first aid from any basic yoga position, win-every-time at contract bridge while passing my driving test, and expound on the architectural merits of Parisian landmarks while flying over them in my build-at-home microlight. That I can do none of these things is merely thwarted ambition, not failure. (That sentence quoted verbatim from ‘How to be Honest’.)

falling from your eyes, ‘yes, of course’. You then turn to your companions and say “that was so interesting, he really knows his stuff”. At one fell swoop you have a) engaged a wine professional in conversation, mano a mano, as it were – big kudos; b) shown the wisdom and humility of a sage in taking advice; and c) gotten a half decent bottle in the process. Triple whammy.

Here’s a little extract from my handy guide to wine bluffery, in good time for you to practice before the round of end of year cocktail parties. There’s the odd bit of interesting stuff amongst the flummery, so a typical article then. In no particular order:

Alright, calm down at the back. I’m not referring to ‘naff’ and other words you’re thinking of which, as a God-fearing mag, we cannot print. By applying my simple rules (only a small sample above) you will automatically – within seven days or your money back – gain a reputation as something of a wine buff (what a difference an ‘l’ makes). You will be asked for your opinion. That smart-aleck DRC guy has circled the room boring the pants off everybody and is now heading back your way. Don’t panic. If a wine is just about drinkable it’s ‘pleasant enough’. A little better, ‘pleasant’. Anything more, ‘complex’. Remember, colour is not complex, neither is taste. Aroma is the complex bit, so you’re saying ‘complex’ after you’ve sniffed. Then taste and nod in confirmation – add a sotto voce ‘wow’ if you’re so inclined. If DRC persists sneeringly (remember, he’s still smarting from your Jayer coup de grace) and asks ‘what do you find?’, you say that like the great Michael Broadbent you find further adjectives superfluous. A bit like your company, bud.

Smile wryly when the 1855 classification comes up

A lot of people rattle on about this like it was the Ten Commandments. If you don’t already know, this classified the best Bordeaux red wines in time for an international trade fair in Paris that year. Napoleon III ordered it; it was based on market price; it has five ‘grades’ from First Growth to Fifth; it has changed only once when Mouton-Rothschild was promoted to First in 1973; it will never change again. That’s all you need to know. It’s an interesting enough historical artefact, hence your wry smile. The most important date in Bordeaux was 15 December 1970 when harvest declarations showed more red wine made than white for the first time. If that doesn’t get you extra points nothing will.

Know how to use wine adjectives

Know the most expensive wine region, and the most expensive wine therefrom

This is ace cocktail party territory because everyone thinks they know the answer – but I almost guarantee you they don’t. You might hear ‘Champagne’ or ‘Bordeaux’. You smile – use the same wry smile as above, saves time and effort. Keep a close eye on the chap who gets ‘Burgundy’ for this is correct and he might just be a smart-aleck. If he then says Romanée-Conti (or ‘DRC’ in s-a speak), he has fallen into your trap, Moriarty. Latest top price for a standard size bottle of this was only US$13,000. Peanuts alongside Henri Jayer at US$15,000. Seven of the top ten wines (in price) and 40 from the top 50 are from Burgundy.

When in a restaurant, make use of the sommelier

I’m not talking of Pierre, the patron of your local caf, though I’m sure he’s a fine man and loves his mum. I refer to the guy who offers you a wine list in the kind of restaurant that has a wine list. He knows his wine far better than you. Engage him in conversation, tell him what you’re going to eat, point airily at the list at something within your budget. ‘But I’m not sure – what do you think?’ He then points out a much more appropriate wine (still within your budget if he has any nowse) and you say, scales

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Apple Harvest

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Apple and Blackberry Cake • • • • • • • • • • • • •

by Hazel Foster

eptember is harvest time...festivals are held to celebrate what’s grown on the land and it’s a very important time of year for you wine lovers! But with so many apple producers on our doorstep in Deux-Sèvres, I thought that some apple recipes might be useful. Enjoy!

Apple Samosas • • • • • •

2 apples, peeled, cored and chopped 50g caster sugar 1 tsp ground mixed spice or cinnamon 50g sultanas 4 sheets filo pastry 25g butter, melted

125g butter, softened 125g caster sugar 3 large eggs, beaten 50g ground almonds 100g self-raising flour 2 apples, peeled and cored, each cut into segments 100g blackberries Topping: 1 large pinch cinnamon 2 tbsp brown sugar 25g butter, cut into small pieces 25g peeled and toasted hazelnuts, roughly chopped icing sugar, for dusting

Heat oven to 160˚C/140˚C fan/gas 3. Butter a 22cm round loose-bottomed cake tin and line the base with baking paper. Beat the butter and caster sugar together in a large bowl until it is light and fluffy. Gradually add the eggs, a little at a time, then fold in the ground almonds and flour. Add two-thirds of the apples to the cake mixture and all the blackberries. Turn the mixture into the prepared tin and smooth it out evenly. Scatter the remaining apples over the surface of the cake. For the topping, sprinkle over the cinnamon, brown sugar and butter. Bake for 50-55 mins or until a skewer comes out clean. Remove the cake from the oven and scatter on the toasted hazelnuts. When the cake is cool, dust lightly with icing sugar.

Heat oven to 200˚C/180˚C fan/gas 6. Place the apples, sugar, mixed spice and sultanas in a saucepan with 2 tbsp water and cook, covered, for 6 mins or until the apples are soft, stirring once or twice. Tip into a shallow dish and spread out to cool slightly. Cut the sheets of filo in thirds lengthways, then brush lightly with the melted butter. Place a spoonful of the apple filling at the top of each strip, then fold over and over to form triangular parcels. Place on a baking sheet and bake for 15-20 mins until crisp and golden.

Apple and Mint Granita • • • •

250ml clear apple juice 1 tbsp lemon juice 100g caster sugar 1 tsp finely sliced mint leaves

Place the apple juice, lemon juice and sugar in a medium saucepan and stir until the sugar dissolves. Set aside to cool. Stir in the mint leaves and place in a metal container and freeze for at least 4 hours or until set. Scrape with a fork to serve.

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Apple Sauce (great to freeze)

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450g apples, peeled, cored and chopped 1 lemon, zest only 4 tbsp water 30g butter 2 tsp caster sugar

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A-Z of the Communes in the Deux-Sèvres LUSSERAY

by Sue Burgess

Lusseray is a small commune with 170 inhabitants. It forms part of the ‘Val de Boutonne Communauté de Communes’ and in 1300 the commune was known under the name of Luxeria. The neighbouring towns are Luché-sur-Brioux, Chérigné, Paizay-le -Tort, Fontenille-Saint-Martin-d-Entraigues and Tillou. A VOIR / MUST SEE • The Wash-house, La Fontaine de Lusseray • St George’s Church. The altar of the Church which was destroyed during the wars of religion and then rebuilt, is a listed monument. The altar stands in the choir of Saint George’s Church and was listed as a classified monument in 2011. It dates from the 17th century and is an example of a perfect mix of aesthetics and sacred messages. • The Theatre du Gros Bonhomme and the marionettes museum. The commune is the home to a puppet company and a marionette museum. A puppet festival is held every year around the 15th August. In 2015 the festival ran from the 11th to the 15th of August and 16 puppet companies from all over the world participated.

LUZAY Luzay is a commune of about 500 inhabitants situated between St Varent and Thouars. The inhabitants are known as the Luzéens and Luzéennes. The river Thouaret crosses the commune at Le Chillou. A VOIR / MUST SEE • The Roman Bridge at Le Chillou • The Trompe Souris café / bar / restaurant at the Moulin de Volbine at Le Chillou. The bar is a place to meet, to eat, to listen to music, to see exhibitions. Open from Wednesday to Sunday from 10 am to 7 pm (On Friday and Saturday evenings open until 1 am). The bar is closed in January and February and for a couple of weeks in August. The remains of two old mills can be found on the commune. • The Chateau of Thiors is a privately owned château which is not open to visits. The oldest parts of the château date from the 15th and 16th centuries. Much of the interior decoration dates from the renaissance period.

MAGNÉ Magné is a small town of about 3000 inhabitants between Niort and Coulon. The town is considered to be one of the gateways to the Marais Poitevin and is an isand which can be accessed by five bridges. Archaeological digs between Magné and Coulon have revealed that the area of Magné was inhabited by dinosaurs. Magné existed in prehistoric times. The «Magnus» (which means ‘great’ in latin), a rich family of the Roman era left their patrimony to the town which had been built on the lands of their Roman ancestors. At the end of the 5th century, Magné was made up of a hillock at an altitude of 39 metres and its surrounding marshland. Norman invasions forced Charles le Chauve to sign an edict proclaiming the construction of a tower on the banks of the river Sèvre (later on fortresses and a chateau would be added). At the end of the 11th century, the kingdom of the Francs did not fall to the Vikings and so «huttiers» (poor people) were able to build their huts along the river. In 1469 Louis XI was invited to Magné. The «VIP» stayed with the lord of Malicorne. Between the 17th and 18th centuries, local lords succeeded at the head of the parish of Magné, and a relative stability was created. Around 1750, when the lords of the counts of Lusignan de Lezay had taken charge, most of the local population worked on the land. «Les journaliers» were the most numerous and represented 37 % of the Magnésiens. They were paid daily and lived from the revenus from their agricultural work. Helped by the exchanges which took place with Niort, the rich neighbouring town, the number of different professions found in Magné increased: weavers, clog makers, masons, barrel makers, 38 | The Deux-Sèvres Monthly, September 2015

butchers, carpenters and merchants. There were also fishermen whose profession benefited from the activities on the river which ensured the transport of merchandise between Marans and Niort. By the end of the 18th century Magné was a small prosperous town. From 1830 industrialisation was in the air. Pottery, the ancient local industry, was modernised and several large pottery ovens were built. In 1855, the bridge of Gué and the pont Levis were built and between 1855 and 1925, the industrial activity of Magné was broadened with the implantation of a series of wood yards. It is Gargantua, a giant well known for his voracious appetite and his farces who, according to local legends, is responsible for the creation of the Marais Poitevin. On his way to Niort, the giant needed to spend a penny. With one foot on Lucon and the other on Niort, he stopped for a pee. Catastrophe! The area was flooded right up to the sea! A VOIR / MUST SEE • St Catherine’s Church. A medieval church. The first church built in 936 by the Abbot of Charroux was destroyed by the Normans. The niece of King LOUIS XI, Catherine de Coêtivy married the lord of Magné after her uncle stayed in Magné in 1469. In 1508, she founded a chapter for 6 monks in the parish. The church was finished in 1521 and survived the wars of religion. Under the revolution, the church became a hay and animal foodstuff warehouse and then a military hospital. The building was given back to the Church and restored in the 19th century. Bell 1844, bell tower 1857, vaults 1872. The church was listed as a historical monument in 1913. A priory existed. The old cemetery has been converted into the square. • Le Pont Levis. The first bridge dating from 1853 was built of wood. It was replaced in 1901 by the current bridge after part of the wooden bridge broke and made using the bridge dangerous. The moving part of the bridge meant that larger boats could get up and down the river. • Le four Pontet, a former pottery oven which is now an exhibition centre – open from March to October. • Le bateau à Chaines. You pull the boat across the river Sèvre using chains. • La Chapelle Ste Macrine. Situated at the highest point of Magné (42 m), the chapel is dedicated to Macrine, the patron saint of river boatsmen and of the agricultural world. In the 12th century, the small church was rebuilt. Destroyed during the revolution, the ruins were sold to Jacques Barré of Niort. His widow donated the chapel to the commune of Magné in 1806 and it was rebuilt between 1867 and 1886 in Neo-gothic style. Since the middle ages, on the 6th July, a pilgrimage has been held. Arriving from Marans, Maillé, Vix, Damvix, Arçais… along the river Sèvre and mooring their rowing boats near the gué de Magné, (ford) the pilgrims used to pass three miraculous springs. Only one still exists today at ‘la fontaine de la Gravée des Trois Ormeaux’. • The Marais Pin. The site includes a house for the operator of the lock which was built in 1865. There is also a lock with a fish-door. Nearby is a small hillock. A 19th century legend says that unlucky travellers were swallowed up by the marshes. In reality, the hillock, surrounded by ditches and canals which were made for cultivation purposes, moves slightly under the weight of its visitors especially when the river is high. • Magné Art and Painting Festival. This festival is held over a whole weekend mid July. In 2015 it was the 27th edition of this popular painting and art festival.

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Business & Finance Would Grexit Cause the € to Collapse?

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How do I know if it is time to review my Finances?

by Sue Cook

“I know a Grexit has been averted, at least for the moment – but is there a risk that the € could collapse if Greece leaves the €zone? And what would happen to my regular transfers from Sterling, e.g. my pension?” I.S. This is a great question to which there is, unfortunately, no clear answer. The currency markets can be volatile at the best of times, and the situation in Greece just makes them more unpredictable. As you say, the collapse of the € is one possible outcome of a Grexit, but it may not be that simple (don’t worry, though – we’re here to help). Scenario 1 Greece leaves the € and goes back to the Drachma. The process goes relatively smoothly and the €, which is no longer held back by Greece’s problems, increases in value without doing too much damage to €zone economies that rely on exports (like Germany’s). Your Sterling-to-€ pension transfers will leave you with less money. Adding to your problems will be the difficulty of judging exactly how much less money you’ll have – the value of the € is likely to change on an almost daily basis, as the markets adjust to a newly-buoyant €. Scenario 2 Greece’s departure from the €zone has disastrous consequences for the economies of most other countries using the €, and the value of the € itself drops. A severely weakened € might see you get more out of your Sterlingto-€ transfers, but you’d need to keep a close eye on the value of the Pound anyway. It’s very unlikely that the UK would escape taking a hit from such widespread economic chaos. Scenario 3 Very little changes because the market had already “priced in” the effect of a Grexit. You’d end up with roughly the same amount you’re getting now, but I think you’ll agree that this scenario seems the least likely! Fortunately, you can take steps to minimise the risk of any of these outcomes. With a Rate Watch you can tell us what exchange rate you’re interested in, and what you think is an acceptable deal. One of our friendly experts will monitor the markets for you, and notify you when the rate you want becomes available. It’s just a great way to keep abreast of what’s happening in the currency market, so you know when the best time is to start moving your money. We’d be happy to talk to you about your options. We offer a secure money transfer service, run by a friendly team of experts who are only a phone call away whenever you need us. u u

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Many of the people I talk to are unsure about when and why they should review their financial situation. These are some of the areas I advise them to consider: Have there been changes to any UK or French regulations which may apply to me? For example in 2015 there have been changes to UK personal pensions and inheritance laws, whilst last year the French authorities changed some of the rules on Assurance Vie and social charges. If you have an existing Assurance Vie that you haven’t reviewed for some time or historic UK pensions, now may be a time to look at them a little closer. Have there been changes to any UK or French products I have or overall economic performance? The past year or so has seen the Pound strengthen verses the Euro and over the same period we have seen a reduction of interest paid on many French Livret A accounts. Do these changes affect your income significantly? Again if they do you may want to look at your options? Have your personal circumstances changed since you last had a financial review? Maybe you have recently divorced or changed jobs and your income has increased or reduced or perhaps you are starting to look closer at retirement planning? If the answer is yes to any of these questions, then the time may be right to speak to me about your situation. You can either make an appointment to see me or pop in to one of my financial surgeries and I will be happy to discuss your own plans. I will be at: • •

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What Does the New Pension Freedom Mean for You?

by Bradley Warden, Partner, Blevins Franks

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he new UK “Pension Freedom” was a welcome development, but it has created a bewildering array of choices for expatriates in France. Pension funds play a key role in determining your lifestyle and financial security through retirement, so care must be taken to ensure you make the choice that is right for you and that there are no unexpected consequences.

The freedom only applies to defined contribution (money purchase) schemes. It does not apply to defined benefit (final salary) schemes, public sector or state pensions. You can transfer from defined benefit schemes to defined contribution schemes or QROPS, but may lose valuable benefits so need to consider carefully. You can only transfer if you have advice from a pension transfer specialist regulated by the UK Financial Conduct Authority.

What does “pension freedom” mean?

You can leave your pension as it is and continue to take income drawdown. Alternatively you could take it all as cash in one go, or make withdrawals as and when you want with the balance remaining invested, or take a lump sum now and start income later. You could also buy an annuity.

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Not all schemes offer the new flexibility. Transferring to a plan that does could involve a loss of guarantees or other valuable options. Only certain providers accept non UK residents, so choices are limited. It is important to think about the tax implications. French residents will pay French tax according to the local rules. State retirement pensions, pensions derived from professional activities and private pensions are taxed at the income scale rates up to 45%. Most government service pensions remain taxable in the UK. Lump sums from UK pensions are taxed at a fixed 7.5%, provided there is no possibility of taking another in future. So if you take your entire pension at once as a lump sum, having not drawn benefits beforehand, it will be taxable at 7.5%; otherwise it will be taxed as income. Pension income is additionally subject to 7.4% social charges, unless you have EU Form S1 or do not yet have access to the French health system. Many QROPS cannot yet provide full flexibility. The rule where 70% of the transfer value to a QROPS must provide an income for life currently remains in place for non-EU QROPS. This is a brief, generalised summary. It is important to have all the facts and take personalised, expert advice. Getting it wrong could be costly. Summarised tax information is based upon our understanding of current laws and practices which may change. Individuals should seek personalised advice.

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Change For Beneficiaries of ACS

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n 1st of July this year, the government has changed the law for beneficiaries of the ACS and not all the insurance companies have yet updated their system to follow those new regulations.

So it is possible that some of you who receive the ACS cheque will see it refused by your current insurance company! And will have to find one who does accept it...AND YES, WE DO! I would not be writing this article otherwise! 1) What is ACS: The ‘Aide Complementaire Santé’ is a financial help for people of low income in order to access a top-up health insurance. A couple whose total income in 2014 was less than 17550€ per year is allowed ACS. ACS is the French Health System paying towards the top up insurance you have chosen. They send you a cheque (between 100€ and 550€ depending on your age) that you then give to your insurer to lower your premium. There is a simulator on www.ameli.fr to find out if you are entitled ACS.

2) How does a normal top up health insurance work? The French Health system has a set price for every medical act called ‘base de remboursement’. And the French health system (CPAM, RSI or MSA) only pays an average of 70% of the cost of those set prices (ex: Visit to GP 70%, medicine 65%, hospital 80%). To see the complete listing go to www.ameli.fr. If you are affected by a long term disease (or life threatening condition) the French Health System covers you 100% of the set price. You can find a list of those conditions on the above website. Please note that the 100% cover is only applicable for the treatment related to that disease or conditions. Unfortunately the ‘Forfait journalier’ (bed and food in hospital) which is around 18€ per day is never paid by the French Health system (top-up insurance pays for it). Finally 100% does not mean much because it is 100% of the price set by the French Health System. Unfortunately, consultant, surgeon, private hospitals, etc. are allowed to apply a surcharge (and most of them do). Example: The French Health System’s set price for a hip replacement is 1000€ (not an actual figure, just an example), then you only get reimbursed 800€ (80%) but the surgeon likes to go golfing every week end!(joke) and 1000€ is not enough for him so he can charge 3000€, therefore, you would be 2200€ (instead of just 200€) out of pocket! This is why people take out a top-up health insurance and this is why you will find different cover going from 100% to 400% or even ‘Frais Reel’ (whatever it costs). Be aware that your insurance will never pay you more than what you actually paid. If you are covered 400% and were only surcharged 250%, you will not get extra money (the 150% left). This insurance can include other advantages such as individual room, TV, help with cleaning or to look after your animals in case of hospitalisation, etc... There is no health questionnaire to take out this insurance and you can change insurers just like any other insurances (2 months before the renewal date or within 20 days from receiving your renewal notice).

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3) What has changed with the new law? Before the 1st of July, you could choose whatever top-up you wanted (and whatever level of cover - best for teeth, or individual rooms, etc) and you simply pass on the ACS cheque to your insurer to reduce the premium. But now, you won’t have a choice on the level of cover you want. It is the same contract for everybody who benefits from ACS. There is however 3 different levels of cover (A, B and C) which I have put below for you. And these levels of cover are the same for every company. Prices are also about the same and are solely based on your age! 4) ACS Covers: A

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Hospitals

100%

100%

100%

Medicines

100%

100%

100%

Nurses, Physio, etc.

100%

100%

100%

Analyses

100%

100%

100%

GP, consultants

100%

100%

100%

Dental treatment

100%

100%

100%

Crowns

125%

225%

300%

Glasses and lenses

100%

Up to 200€ Up to 350€

As you can see above, no more individual rooms if you benefit from ACS! For someone who is 60 years old, the premium of A is around 484,88€ per year, B around 578,79€ per year and C around 687,47€ per year to which you take off the amount of the ACS help (between 100€ and 550€ depending on your age). 5) www.ameli.fr This is the website of the French Health System. Yes, it is in French but it is full of useful information. You can use the simulator to find out if you are entitled to CMU and ACS. You can download your reimbursement and you can ask for your attestation de droits (proof of cover). This document is often asked by insurers to give you access to top-up health insurance. If you don’t speak any French at all, there is an English speaking phone line created by the French health system to answer all your questions: 08 11 36 36 46. Feel free to contact me if you would like information on any of the above (how to access the French health System, ACS or to get a free quote for top up health insurance), or a quote on subjects such as Funeral cover, inheritance law, car, house, professional insurances and of course top-up health insurance, etc… And remember to check out our website www.bh-assurances.fr for all my previous articles (“practical information” on the English site). And we now have a Facebook page: Allianz Jacques Boulesteix et Thierry Hatesse.

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Messing About on the River

by Joanna Leggett

“When the weather is fine, you know that’s it’s time for messing about on the river” … For those old enough to remember, that tune was blasted out over the airwaves in the early 60’s and quite easily got stuck on your brain! But, it’s true, when the weather is great what better place to be than in or beside the water – and in the Deux-Sèvres we’re blessed with the widest choice of waterside properties. And the choice here is legend: there’s the Marais Poitevin which is perhaps best to explore by boat; then there are the many lakes (both man-made and natural), the Sèvre Nantaise and Sèvre Niortaise rivers or perhaps the river Thouet – just take your pick! Close to Niort, on the banks of the Sèvre, is a most unusual mill property – complete with own water rights! Set in two hectares, this stunning property (Leggett ref: 52680, photo below) also has a lustrous past dating back to the 15th century when monks were in residence, latter day luminaries who visited included Josephine Baker (she might have given the monks a run for their money!). To coin a phrase, this four en-suite bedroom property really is ‘an entertainer’s dream’ with its welcoming fully fitted bar room, magnificent salon and dream kitchen all opening out onto the patio overlooking the river – on the market for €574,500!

Close to Boismé, another renovated ancient watermill (Leggett ref: 45669, photo right) also boasts river access – including its own canal. With large rooms, modern kitchen and lovely lounge overlooking the garden which extends as far as the eye can see. It currently has two bedrooms and two bathrooms but there’s plenty of room to change the first floor office and sitting space into two more bedrooms - for sale for €267,500. But if fishing is your thing, then at Beaulieu sous Parthenay an unusual three bedroom wooden property awaits – this time with its own indoor pool, as well as a two bedroom gîte and 1,5 hectare fishing lake for €315,650 (Leggett ref: 52769). Here there’s plenty of space for the entire family and a separate income stream complete with its own separate entrance for privacy! And all offer the optimum chance to enjoy the best of waterside living in this beautiful part of France! Leggett Immobilier is one of the leading estate agents in France. You can access all our local property listings at www.frenchestateagents. com/poitou-charentes-property

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