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Santa Overload By Abby Baker

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Santa Rampage brought hoards of Kris Kringle impersonators to downtown Gulfport to celebrate the holidays.

Two weeks before the head elf will make his rounds through Gulfport, the city’s main drag, Beach Boulevard South, boasted a boatload of Santa and Santa-adjacent revelers for Santa Rampage.

Now in its second year, the Witches of Gulfport organized the event. Witches of Gulfport, which has a group on Facebook, also organizes Halloween dress-up events. SIK Promotions owner Suzy King, runs the

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page and the group. King says she posted the Santa event on the Facebook page this year (the event took a hiatus in 2020.) The idea exploded.

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When you’re done with the print edition, hop over to thegabber.com to read our review of American Stage’s holiday show, get the 411 on the new exhibit at the St. Petersburg Museum of History, and get the latest crime coverage.

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publisher’s note Let’s Rebound Together This past Saturday, Barry and I received our $50 in Gulfport Rebound vouchers. We’re not sure where we’ll spend them, but they’ll definitely get spent. On the other side of the spectrum, one of my friends won’t use hers because she says she doesn’t need the help. That’s fine, and completely her prerogative, but if you’re considering not participating, take a moment and think about how spending those vouchers strengthens our community. Let’s say you take your $50 and spend it at a local eatery. Sure, that eatery might look busy, and maybe you think to yourself, “they don’t need my money” but here’s what you may not realize: That restaurant is paying more for food than it did a year ago, and, in many cases, has a higher payroll because many food service workers didn’t return to the industry after the pandemic, creating a more competitive job market. So even though that restaurant isn’t obviously struggling, that extra $25 or $50 you spend helps. If you, like me, have the Amazon van in front of your home so frequently you’ve thought about getting the driver a holiday card, these vouchers help you extend the sentiments of Small Business Saturday.

Locally owned shops like Zaiya, Stella’s Sundries, Reef Dog or Red Hot Tiki – to name a few – accept the vouchers. Ever heard of buying a “suspended coffee”? That’s when someone buys a cup of coffee, but tells the coffee shop to use the money to pay for a coffee for someone who can’t, for whatever reason, afford it. Sumitra practices this, and they accept vouchers for suspended coffee. Thanks to Gulfport’s city manager, Jim O’Reilly, the council expanded the program to include local nonprofits, and the Gulfport Multipurpose Senior Center Foundation (membership: $35), Gulfport Historical Society (membership: $20$1000) and Project FREE (you can buy the student art at their shop] all accept Rebound vouchers.

If a Gulfport friend struggles to meet basic bills, go to city hall, give them your friend’s name or address, and pay their water bill with the vouchers. (Please note: You must bring the vouchers to city hall!) Finally, we have a few folks who advertise in our classified section who always pay cash – sometimes with the change in their pocket – and I know they’d love to hear that someone paid for their ad for a week or two. Our operations manager, Debbie Dunbar, can discreetly make sure those vouchers help a classified advertiser who needs a boost – so they can spend that found $25 or $50 on something for their kids. However you spend it, let’s rebound together. – Cathy Cathy@thegabber.com

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news Residents Ask Gulfport to Arrest Homeless Man The City Refuses, Explains Homelessness is Not a Crime By Jim McConville

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Although not at the council meeting, Charles Crudup later praised the city manager for understanding that people can legally be homeless. The city has created a semi-secure space for Crudup’s belongings.

Gulfport City Council got a crash course on the wide range of public opinion voiced when a homeless person becomes a fixture in town. More than a dozen residents spoke to the council Tuesday night (Dec. 7) to air their grievance or concern for the plight of a man known to Gulfport citizens as “Charles,” – his name, The Gabber learned, is Charles Crudup – a visible presence seen around Clymer Park and sitting on a bus stop bench on Beach Boulevard. Gloria Eckhart, who identified herself as a former psychiatric social worker for the Veterans Administration, started, asking what had happened to Crudup.

“I want to know if someone has intervened; Charles is no longer there,” Eckhart said. “I would like to know if he is safe. Does he have shelter? I would hate to think that this man is running the streets with none of his belongings.” In response, City Manager Jim O’Reilly said he’d convinced Crudup to let O’Reilly drive Crudup to a homeless shelter in Safe Harbor, but Crudup did not stay at Safe Harbor. “I met with Charles on three separate occasions,” O’Reilly said. “We did transport him to the shelter; he chose to come back.” O’Reilly said the city, with Crudup’s permission, gathered Crudup’s possessions, placed them on a pallet covered

with shrink wrap and placed them in a fenced area adjacent to city property. Several residents expressed frustration with what they claim is Crudup’s license to roam unfettered around Gulfport residential property. Paula Parnell, a Beach Boulevard resident and self-described snowbird, said she returned to her Gulfport home in November to find Crudup on her property. “When I returned last month, I found an unwelcome trespasser living in front of my house,” Parnell said. “I feel completely powerless and violated by a person who puts a shanty up in front of my house.

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Please, we need to do something to protect homeowners.” Parnell did not mention whether or not she called the police. She alleged that since Crudup has been turned away from several homeless facilities in the past, he likely would continue to return to Gulfport. “I don’t want to have that nightmare again; I don’t want to live that way again,” Parnell said. Other city residents asked whether the city can exercise any vagrancy law to remove Crudup from the city. “You said that you are taking it one step at a time,” said Suzy Zoll. “You did take one step. Now it’s time to take the park bench out.” Zoll asked if Gulfport could prosecute Crudup for vagrancy or loitering. “Why does the city manager allow this to happen? Do you want the city to be like San Francisco, `Tent City?’” Zoll asked. “So, he can defecate and urinate on the street and in public – where does he go?” O’Reilly said state and federal

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law covering transients such as Detroit to 51st Street South, a year Charles has changed from prior ago, said Gulfport needs to put years. their homeless plight in perspec “He (Charles) is going to be tive with other cities. around,” O’Reilly said. “We cannot “If you think you have a homeless put restrictions on him; we cannot problem with two or three people, criminalize his come to Detroit and “He (Charles) is going to see what is going on behavior.” Lisa Hunt, be around,” O’Reilly said. there,” Ponder said. who lives “We cannot put restric- Ponder said homeacross the tions on him; we cannot lessness is solved street from the by funding mental Gulfport Public criminalize his behavior.” health programs. Library, expressed concern that “It strikes me that some of the there may be other homeless acpeople that are against hometivity in the library parking lot. lessness, are also against funding “I’ve seen a lot of ‘goings on’ in helping these people,” Ponder said. the library,” Hunt said. “Having a “So, try that.” young child, it’s a little scary. And On Wednesday, Dec. 8, The Gabber there’s actually someone living in spoke with Crudup and let him know the library parking lot in his car for locals had, at the prior night’s council over a year now.” meeting, discussed his presence and Hunt said someone came onto asked him if he wanted to comment. her property to ask to use an elec Crudup praised the city manager trical outlet to charge a cellphone for protecting his rights. and suggested the city create a “It’s my American right to be special fund to assist those in the wherever I want,” Crudup told The area with mental issues. Gabber. “It’s my right to be whoever Bob Ponder, who moved from I want to.”

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Fireworks and Computers

Notes from the Dec. 7 Gulfport City Council Meeting By Jim McConville

Gulfport Council voted to pay $25,000 for New Year’s Eve fireworks.

While most of the Dec. 7 Gulfport City Council meeting focused on whether or not the city would arrest a homeless man in the park (see related story, p. 4), city council spent some time talking about fireworks and computers. Fireworks Gulfport council voted to limit the sale and use of fireworks. The ordinance, which council passed unanimously, would set a cutoff time for

lighting fireworks on state-designated holidays (this includes New Year’s Eve.) If the ordinance passes on its second reading, this means no more fireworks after 11 p.m. on those holidays. Last month, Vice Mayor April Thanos asked the council to consider amending Chapter 14 of the city’s code, hoping to apply the city’s noise ordinance to fireworks. Council agreed, and now, on the three state-sanctioned days allowing fireworks, people

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city council also voted unanimously to spend $25,000 on its own New Year’s Eve display, provided by J&M Displays. The city will close Williams Pier at 7 a.m. on Dec. 30, designate a “no boat or anchoring zone” with at least a 900-foot radius around the Williams Pier 24 hours before the display, and close the Casino boat dock and – if needed – remove or relocate vessels by 6 a.m. Computers Council also approved a resolution to spend $40,399 to replace old laptops for Gulfport police officers. Officers have these laptops – called mobile dispatch units – in their patrol cars. The county dispatches calls via laptop, and officers use them to access information about suspects or calls. In a memo to city council, IT and Library Director Dave Mather explained that, due to a worldwide glass shortage, the computers wouldn’t ship to Gulfport until March.

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The Grinch at Gulfport’s Historic Peninsula Inn.

David Falwell sweating in his rubber ornament suit.

“It’s really a lot of fun and comradery; we never intended it to be an actual event. We just wanted to get dressed up,” King said. “The witches are the people that like to have fun; that’s our audience.” The rampage began with a mischief of elves, cigarette-smoking Santa Claus impersonators, reindeer and even a neon green Grinch at the Historic Peninsula Inn.

The oversized crowd marched single file to the Gulfport Casino Ballroom, led by the Gulfport Gecko Amalgamated Marching Band, and then spread throughout city for the rest of the day. “The inspiration is just to spread joy and love throughout the year,” said Tim Anderson, one of the Santas. “‘Til next time,” King said.

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Three Stories High

A FRONT ( Dubbed a “Family Compound,” Duplex Home is Built with Shipping ContainersUNIT SCALE: 1/4" = 1'-0" A free spirit by nature, Connie Wilhelm-Miller received City of Gulfport approval for her three-story shipping hybrid home this year after two years of variance hearings. The home will include an elevator, winding staircase and elevated crosswalk connecting a mother-in-law suite. Two years ago, DC-area native Wilhelm-Miller teamed up with poker-faced engineer Buba Barrow to make her plans a reality on her lot at 2931 49th St. S. “The advantage of this is that it’s hurricane resistant, fire resistant, termite resistant,” Barrow said. “We’re killing less trees, avoiding chemicals.” If anyone would know it’s Barrow. The Georgia Tech graduate speaks with a heavy African dialect in a way that commands attention. He’s also the engineer behind St. Petersburg’s shipping container home at 15th Ave. S. Modifications After navigating COVID shutdowns and City of Gulfport variance hearings, Barrow Construction finalized a blueprint for a home that blends shipping containers and a brick bungalow unit in the front. It’s not exactly what the team envisioned. “Right away, in a December 9, 2020 meeting, they shot me right down,” Wilhelm-Miller said. “When I came here I thought it was a bohemian community that would be open to this.” Gulfport Community Development Director Fred Metcalf says the plans had to be modified to include a mix of materials other than shipping container metals, not due to the nature of the shipping container home itself, but because of city guidelines. “It was the second floor … it had to be set back a couple of feet,” Metcalf told the Gabber. “That would be applicable to anything you built.” The change in plans called for Wilhelm-Miller and Barrow to add a blend of reinforcing brick that “tripled the cost” of construction, they said.

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The plans for Connie Wilhelm-Miller’s home, built with shipping containers. UNIT Afuture NORTH ELEVATION SCALE: 1/8" = 1'-0"

That, with a heavy sprinkle of COVID-related supply issues resulted in a costly project, despite any initial ideas of cost-effective shipping container construction. “It had nothing to do with the home being made from shipping containers,” Metcalf said. “She may have believed that, and we faced a lot of interface with her and her design team, but we wouldn’t tell anyone ‘no’ as long as they met all applicable codes.” Overnight Walls Regardless, the home will be built with “as much container metal as feasible while keeping within constrictive Gulfport design guidelines,” says Wilhelm-Miller.

The 12-by-14 foot containers [each costing roughly $6,000] once transported materials over the ocean. For the Gulfport homeowner, they represent a new beginning. “I was dreading coming to Florida … but when I saw this community I was like, sold,” Wilhelm-Miller said. She moved here for her mother, whom Wilhelm-Miller plans to move into the mother-in-law structure as a sort of ‘family compound.’ As of Dec. 10, the shipping containers are still parked in a Tampa lot, but once they make landfall in Gulfport, the process will take about a year, Barrow estimates. “It’s been a roller coaster ride, but I am so excited and so grateful to be where I am now,” Wilhelm-Miller said.

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Renaissance Dad: The Ghost of Christmas Music Present Look out, Dad’s about to go a little Scrooge here. I have a holiday season complaint. No, I’m not going to moan about Starbucks cups. No, it’s not about saying Happy Holidays vs. Merry Christmas. People were drinking coffee from agnostic cups and saying “Happy Holidays” long before these were weapons in the War on Christmas. I’m not going to rant about the holiday decorations that went up in October. I have bigger things to complain about. Namely… Two of the six presets on our radio switched to Christmas music on November 1. This means that one-sixth of the year is nothing but Christmas music. This means “Santa Baby” will play for more than 2,000 minutes – on a single radio station before New Year’s. I’m a bit of a music snob who listens to WMNF and insists on talking about bands you’ve never heard of. But I like Christmas music – at Christmas. My kids like other sta-

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tions and my wife likes the hits of the ‘70s, ‘80s, ‘90s, “and more”. Right now, “more” means more Jingle Bell Rock. Good Christmas songs exist. I’m a sucker for Michael Bublé crooning a Yule tune. Bing Crosby and David Bowie on “Little Drummer Boy” is a cringy classic! Heck, I even like Jose Feliciano’s “Feliz Navidad” (all 19 words, written in 10 minutes and recorded in a single take). But this cheery playlist also has some major clunkers. I give you, the definitive list of worst Christmas songs: 5. Mariah Carey, “All I Want For Christmas Is You” It’s not her. It’s the frantic tempo. This song makes me feel like it’s 11:59 p.m. on Christmas Eve and none of the presents are wrapped. 4. Any song by Trans Siberian Orchestra This orchestra with cheesy electric guitars is music for people who don’t like music. I was shocked to learn that Trans Siberian Orchestra does not come from a remote Soviet village where a KGB experiment created a society of virtuosos.

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Most know John Riesebeck from his Gulfport place for ribs – Smokin’ J’s Real Texas BBQ – but lately his restaurant has been the parking place for an American flag-wrapped food truck on Sunday nights and Monday afternoons. Ted Easterbrook, owner of Ted’s Firearms in St. Petersburg, owns the Patriot Grill Food Truck. Easterbrook also runs Hot Pursuit Catering and BBQ, a mirror food truck that shows up for office parties and outdoor events. Riesebeck is a partner in the concept, and the two have set out to bring the Patriot Grill to places like Dog Bar on Central Avenue and Smokin’ J’s on Sunday nights. Why the heavy patriot themes alongside cookout favorites? “This is America,” said Easterbrook. “I believe in this country, I love our military and I love what the constitution stands for. But this isn’t political.” Both business partners [and cooks] deny any ties between the food truck itself and political parties, but Riesebeck received both positive and negative feedback concerning the design of the vehicle. “It’s not that the food truck is political, it’s the people that make it political,” Riesebeck told The Gab-

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The heavy themes of the American government have put off a number of potential customers, and excited others, said Riesebeck.

ber. “I made a Facebook post about it and in five hours it became a huge political debate in the comments … some people love it.” The truck first made an appearance at VETSports Heroes Weekend on the Gulfport Beach Volleyball Courts this past November; Easterbrook donated profits to a veteran’s charity. “It’s not Smokin’ J’s; it’s not Hot Pursuit,” Riesebeck said. “It’s a food truck.” For now, the two-man BBQ show lives on in the Smokin’ J’s parking lot on Sunday nights from 10 p.m.-12 a.m.

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The pair sell BBQ, hot dogs, hamburgers, philly cheese steaks, and similar food items around St. Petersburg while they ‘work out the kinks.’ Although Gulfport doesn’t allow food trucks on public property, on private property, they’re OK. “They [food trucks] must be on private property,” Gulfport City Manager Jim O’Reilly told The Gabber. “They are prohibited on public property, according to the ordinance.” A Missing Face Wendy Ohlendorf runs Mermaid Mercantile, a metaphysical crystal and jewelry boutique on Gulfport’s Beach Boulevard – but she’s been out of commission while the shop sells on for over six weeks. The Portland, Oregon native is recovering from invasive back surgery, and has been mostly out of the shop, barring visiting on First Friday Art Markets and other events. “It’s so annoying, it’s really hard knowing every stitch of inventory … going from that to relying on others,” Ohlendorf said. “I love the

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Mermaid Mercantile owner Wendy Ohlendorf has been out of the shop for more than six weeks with a back injury, but the boutique remains open.

shop. It really is hard for me to be laying in bed.” Ohlendorf hired an additional part time staff member to aid her, but she’s looking forward to making it back as soon as her body allows it. “Little by little I’m getting better … there’s too much I want to do in life to just allow this to take over,” the business owner said. “I love this community, and I think people really love my little boutique.” Previously, the business owner ran Vintage Small Bites & Wine Lounge in the Gulfport Beach Boulevard courtyard and worked (and continues to work) as a fashion designer. Cypress Seeks

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The Pinellas Circuit Court has set a Mar. 1, 2022 trial date for a Gulfport dance instructor accused of having a sexual relationship with a 15-year-old ballet student. St. Petersburg police arrested Servy Gallardo, 52, in May on charges of lewd and lascivious battery, lewd and lascivious molestation and illegal sexual activity over the alleged inappropriate relationship with the dance student, according to court and police records.

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Servy Gallardo goes to trial for lewd and lascivious battery in March.

The court has sealed most of the documentation for the case because of the alleged victim’s age. The public defender’s office will represent Gallardo, who has pleaded not guilty. Williams said a Jan. 3 pre-trial conference is also scheduled as a precursor to the March trial. Gallardo, who co-founded St. Petersburg Ballet Conservatory in Gulfport, previously worked as its artistic director. He lives in St. Pe-

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tersburg, and the alleged sexual activity and crimes also occurred in St. Pete at Gallardo’s residence, according to police. According to an investigative report, the dance student temporarily lived with Gallardo and his wife at their apartment and the alleged sexual activity occurred in February and March of 2020. The student reported the alleged incidents to police in April of 2021. Gallardo’s wife also filed for divorce in May of this year, according to court records. Police said after Gallardo’s arrest in May, they looked at whether there might be additional alleged victims. SPPD spokesperson Yolanda Fernandez said she could not comment whether or not there were any additional investigations involving Gallardo. The state’s attorney office also declined comment on the case and its details. Assistant State Attorney Kate Spurlock said the case is an “ongoing criminal investigation and prosecution.”

theGabber.com | December 16, 2021 - December 22, 2021

Police, Fire Departments Save Two Gulfport Lives

Gulfport First Responders Save Locals Who Overdosed on Opioids Gulfport Police and medical personnel revived a woman who had overdosed on fentanyl on Dec. 3. The 49-year-old Gulfport woman was found unresponsive on the floor of a home near 18th Avenue South and 52nd Street South, according to police. Gulfport police officer Hailey Wells revived the woman with Narcan (an emergency treatment for opioid overdoses). She regained consciousness and first responders brought her to a local hospital. Five days later, on Dec. 8, Gulfport Fire and Rescue paramedics revived a 46-year-old man who was also unresponsive after ingesting an opioid, according to Gulfport Police Sergeant Thomas Woodman. The overdose occurred near 49th Avenue South and 11th Avenue South. The Gulfport Police Department has used Narcan 23 times since December of 2019, according to Commander Joshua Stone. Gulfport has seen 26 confirmed overdoses this year, with three deaths and several more deadly overdoses are suspected, according to Woodman, who added that several suspected fatal overdoses still need to be confirmed by the county medical examiner. That could increase the total overdose count to include as many as eight deaths. The most recent fatal overdose occurred on Dec. 1, when a 38-year-old man died of a suspected fentanyl overdose near 54th Street South and 24th Avenue South. The man was found unresponsive at a Gulfport home and he was pronounced dead at the scene, according to police. Both in Florida and nationally, drug overdose deaths – especially those involving fentanyl and other opioids – increased during the coronavirus pandemic and its shutdowns, job losses and mental health strains, according to the U.S. Centers for Disease Control. Locally, Gulfport PD reports 47 overdoses (including 13 fatal ones) in 2020 during the depths of the

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Gulfport police officer Hailey Wells, pictured at her swearing-in, used Narcan to save a woman’s life.

pandemic and its shutdowns and mental health impacts. That compares to 23 overdoses (with three deaths) in 2019. Gulfport’s 2021 overdose numbers are poised to be down from 2020’s surge, but still above 2019’s pre-COVID levels. The CDC’s latest data shows an estimated 100,306 drug overdose deaths nationally between April 2020 and April 2021. That translates into an increase of 28.5%

from the 78,056 deaths during the same time frame a year earlier. The latest CDC data shows 535 fatal drug overdoses in Pinellas County from March 2020 to March 2021, a 35% increase from before the COVID-19 pandemic and all its impacts. Pinellas had 397 deadly overdoses between January 2020 and January 2021. Statewide, Florida has seen a 26.2% rise in overdose fatalities

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SPECIAL EVENTS Coat & Blanket Drive A little kindness goes a long way. Donate new or gently used blankets & coats for the benefit of those in need through St. Vincent de Paul Thrift. Dec. 6-22. iPhone / iPad Instruction Class Learn the basic functions of your Apple iPhone or iPad. Presented by the Gulfport Library. Dec. 16, 1 p.m. Please call to register. Clubhouse Chatter Join this open discussion about MLB and the Rays – the good, the bad, the ugly and what the season could have been. Dec. 17, 10:30 a.m. Movie Matinee Bring a friend and enjoy a movie on the big screen. Call for title. Sponsored by Freedom Square of Seminole. Dec. 17, 1 p.m. Holiday Party Celebrate the holiday season with a hot cocoa bar, treats, Christmas lights tours, music from New Horizons, and the announcement of the gingerbread house winners! Dec. 20, 5 p.m. $5 EPIC Coffee Club Join other LGBTQ+ seniors in a welcoming, safe space for discussion, encouragement and growth over a warm cup of coffee. Dec. 22, 8:30 a.m. Happy Birthday! Celebrate this month’s

Birthdays with friends, cake, and ice cream. Dec. 22, 3 p.m. Join the Band Calling all musicians – and aspiring musicians (especially percussionists): Your best really is good enough with New Horizons Band, whose mission is to give adults an opportunity to play music with others, whether that person is just learning, returning to play after a long absence, or a lifelong player. The Green Band is for beginners, experienced musicians starting a new instrument, or those who want a refresher; the Concert Band plays marches, show tunes, and popular music. The level of difficulty varies, bolstering confidence while playing simple pieces and improving skills with more challenging works. The Jan. 4: Green Band, 5-5:45 p.m.; Concert Band, 6-8 p.m. $25; please bring instrument and music stand.

MONDAYS Monday Mile Walking Club 8 a.m. Call for location Stretch & Strength 10:30 a.m., Casino Wisdom Healing Qigong 11 a.m., Neighborhood Center Mahjong 12 p.m., Room 107 Dominos 1 p.m., Theater lobby Chair Yoga 1 p.m., Neighborhood Center Strength Training & Aerobics 1:30 p.m., Dining Hall Chair Volleyball 3 p.m., Dining Hall

TUESDAYS Seated Tai Chi 8:30 a.m., Theater lobby Gulfport Senior Citizens Harmonica Club 9 a.m., Room 107 Tai Chi / Qi Gong 10 a.m., Casino Line Dancing for Beginners 10 a.m., Neighborhood Center Gulfport Quilters 10 a.m., Room 106 Continuing Level 1 Spanish 10:30 a.m., Zoom Texas Hold ‘Em 11 a.m., Theater lobby Wii Bowling 1 p.m., first and third Tues-

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Ballroom Dancing with USA Dance Lessons, DJ & dance hosts. Dec. 20, 7 p.m. $10; $7, USA Dance members. 727-576-1206. Swing Time Holiday Dance Party Refreshments, lights & decor. Dec. 22, 7 p.m., lesson; 8 p.m., dance. $10.

Casino Weekly Dances Ballroom Lessons: Tues., 12 p.m. $10 Argentine Tango: Tues., 6:30 p.m., $10 Swing: Weds., 7 p.m. $10 Latin Night: Thurs., 7 p.m. $10

Gulfport Public Library 5501 28th Ave. S. • 727-893-1074 • /gulfportlibraryfl Mygulfport.us/gpl • Mon.-Fri., 10 a.m.-7 p.m.; Sat., 10 a.m.-4 p.m. All programs free and subject to change. CLOSED FRIDAY, DECEMBER 24 & FRIDAY, DECEMBER 31 Storytime in the Park Join Miss Cailey for outdoor Storytime fun! Enjoy books, songs, rhymes and bubbles. Bring a chair or blanket if you want to sit during the program. Activities for toddlers and caregivers, but we always welcome additional siblings and family members. Thursdays, 10:30 a.m. Clymer Park. 727-893-1134.

a team and come to a competitive after-hours program! Light refreshments; prizes for winners. Jan. 11, 7 p.m.

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genial group! Dec. 27, 5 p.m.FMI: Alex Hooks, reference desk, 727-893-1073. Bird Crafts Celebrate our feathered friends by making handprint cardinals and a beautiful birdhouse. Grades K-5. Jan. 8, 2 p.m. Coffee Talk Book Club Brave New World by Aldous Huxley. Jan. 20, 2 p.m. 727-8931073.

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PROGRAMS Afterschool Program Registrations Continue! Register now for 2021-22 school year child care program for kids entering kindergarten through age 14. Bus transportation available from Pasadena Fundamental, Gulfport Montessori and Douglas Jamerson Elementary. Program runs until 5:30 p.m., with extended hours until 6 p.m. for an extra charge. Please contact the Recreation Center for more details.

Teen Night Registrations Continue! Available for middle and high school students 17 and younger. Recreation, social activities, field trips, cooking projects, guest speakers and service projects. Teens can use the gymnasium, game room and outdoor area. Mon., Wed., & Fri.: 6-9 p.m. Rec Center membership required: $3, residents; $25, nonresidents. Tot-Time Registrations Continue for handson preschool program for children ages 3-5. The program aims to make learning fun for children and helps prepare them for kindergarten. Two, three and five-day options available on a monthly basis. 8:45 a.m.-12:30 p.m.; register Mon.-Fri., 9 a.m.-5 p.m. Proof of residency required for Gulfport residents.

CLASSES Call instructor for more information. Want to teach a class? Call John: 727-893-1079. Ballet and Tap Tues.: Ages 3-6, 5:45 p.m.;

ages 7-16, 6:45 p.m. $35/month. Lisa Walker: 727-742-2594. Essential Oil Thurs., Jan. 20, 6:30 p.m. $10/ class. Jennifer: 813-263-3919. F.I.T Tennis Fri., 6 p.m. Free for beginners, ages 21 and up. Chase Park, 5313 27th Ave. S. Mo: 727-515-1454. Hula Hoop Fitness Every other Thursday, 6:30 p.m. $35/month; $10/class. Maria: mestrada1987@gmail.com. Tennis Tues., Adult lessons. Chase Park, 28th Ave. and 53rd St. S. $15. Mo: 727-515-1454. Yoga Moves Hatha Yoga Fri., 9:30 $12/class; $40/month. Denise: 727-251-8868 Youth Hip Hop Ages 6-8: Fri., 6:30 p.m.; ages 9-16, Fri., 7:30 p.m. $35/month. Lisa Walker: 727-742-2594 Zumba Thurs., 6 p.m. $20/month; $6/class. Magda: 727-214-7868

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arts freeFall’s ‘The Night Before’ Gives Gift of Cheer It’s the Play You Didn’t Know You Needed

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Local radio stations switched to around-the-clock holiday tunes the day after Halloween this year, which either means radio has just given up or listeners were eager for some cheer at the end of a dreary year. It’s probably a little of both, but who’s really complaining? Argue all you want about the reason for the season, but freeFall knows that music makes the holidays, so they cut to the chase and built a show around it. freeFall’s outreach and marketing director Matthew McGee drives the sleigh for the company’s latest offering, writing and directing “The Night Before” as an alternative to the standard holiday fare onstage this time of year. It’s as if the brain trust over at freeFall plotted the 2021 season and when they got to December, they asked: Is what’s expected the same as what people want? I never know what to expect when I see a show at freeFall, and it took about 10 minutes and a couple of numbers for me to realize they’d taken a favorite part of the holidays – the music – and juiced it with a quartet of jolly good voices and a stocking full of classic tunes – both originals and mashups created by the company’s musical director Michael Raabe. “The Night Before” does have a plot, one that involves a holiday gathering of close friends on the night before the night before Christmas, but these four characters can barely get through a conversation without breaking into song. That’s a good thing for us, though: Sara DelBeato, James David Larsen, Hillary Lewis and Raabe himself all play joyfully kooky characters as the friends, but the music is the gift, and they deliver. Plenty of standards make an appearance in medleys crafted for the show, and some stand on their own just fine (because why mess with “Silent Night” when you’ve got Hil-

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Music makes the holidays, and freeFall Theatre capitalizes on this with its holiday production of “The Night Before.”

lary Lewis to sing it?) And it doesn’t get more right-on than when James David Larsen busts out his guitar for “Blue Christmas” after getting ditched by his Tinder date. Other tunes inject Christmas cheer where you never thought to put it, like in Raabe’s “A Very Sondheim Christmas” mega medley, where Raabe ingeniously re-purposes a slew of familiar Sondheim tunes with seasonal lyrics. If there’s a Spotify playlist with the original cast recording of “The Night

Before”, freeFall should make it public and send the link. Nat King Cole will never wear out his welcome, but the soundtrack of our lives could always use some freshening up. McGee and company achieve that task in delightful and surprising ways, never losing sight of all that’s merry and bright about this time of year. freeFall Theatre, 6099 Central Ave., St. Petersburg. Through Dec. 24: Wed.-Sun., 2 p.m. & 7 p.m. $45$55. 727-498-5205; freefalltheatre. com.

theGabber.com | December 16, 2021 - December 22, 2021

Life’s a Beach – Until Someone Dies

Tara Lush’s ‘Cold Brew Corpse’ Mixes Murder, Nude Yoga and Romance By Amanda Hagood

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Life is a beach for Lana Lewis, the who knows all the dish on the neighprotagonist of Tara Lush’s new mysbors, but can’t always remember it — tery, “Cold Brew Corpse.” After losto the cheeky names Lush gives the ing her job as a hard-bitten crime town’s hot spots (like rival coffee shop reporter in MiIsland Brewnette), the ami, as well as “Cold Brew Corpse” will novel immerses readreaders feeling ers in a sunny, quirky, divorcing her leave smug TV news cheerful, satisfied, and only-mildly-disturbing husband, she just a little bit warm and world they won’t want returns to her to leave. quirky seaside fuzzy inside. While we eagerly hometown, Devil’s Beach. She runs wait for Lana and Noah’s amour to Perkatory, a coffee shop inherited unfold, the greatest romance the novfrom her mom, and townies and tourel offers is a passion for coffee, which ists alike go wild for her caffeinated is fragrantly evident in every chapter. Tamara Lush (who also writes under concoctions and confections, espe “As a journalist, I drank a lot of bad the name Tara Lush) with her Coffee cially her newest offering – cold brew coffee,” Lush explains, “but since movLover’s Mysteries at a recent event at coffee. And love is in the air, with a ing to St. Petersburg, I’ve been able Tombolo Books. heavy crush blooming between Lana to enjoy many quality cups.” Brenand Noah Garcia, the town’s hunky dan Smith (St. Pete Craft Coffee Tour) Maybe it’s just the macchiato talking, chief of police. served as “coffee consultant,” providbut I have a suspicion that, just like But when the body of a local yoga ing the expertise that makes the book’s a perfect cup of coffee, “Cold Brew instructor is found in a nearby swamp, scenes with baristas describing and Corpse” will leave readers feeling Lana can’t resist the lure of a good preparing coffee drinks so deliciously cheerful, satisfied, and just a little bit mystery. As she chases down the storealistic. warm and fuzzy inside. ry, notebook in hand, she plunges into the darker side of paradise: scams and betrayal (and also something called Nude Candlelight Yoga) at the yoga studio. A cold case involving a missing childhood friend. And, worst of all, something’s terribly wrong with the café’s cold brew, which now has a distinctively dishwatery aftertaste. Cold Brew Corpse is the second of Lush’s Coffee Lovers Mysteries, folAn Arts & Crafts Show lowing the 2020 debut, “Grounds for Murder.” After years of writing roin Downtown Gulfport mance novels, the author returned to Catch those last minute holiday buyers her roots as a crime reporter for the at this holiday art market! new series and enjoys blending what she calls the “puzzles and clues” of mystery plotting with the “emotions and angst” of romances. This marriage of forms comes together wonderfully in the oh-so-close-but-notquite romance between Lana and Noah, who experience a fair measure of sexual frustration, along with the thrill of cracking a case. The setting’s another high point. December 18th ,2021 Devil’s Beach is rich in delightful #beachlife detail. From the array of 1:00 – 9:00 eccentric characters – most notably Lana’s dad, a sweetly gossipy, somevisitgulfportflorida.com/indiefaire/ what pot-addled real estate agent

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A Mother in the Morean

Adopted from China, This 17-Year-Old Hopes Her Musings Make it to the Morean Anderson (Andy) Bray is one of the 15 senior AP art students at Gibbs High School vying for a coveted solo spot in the Morean Arts Center next year. Bray’s medium of choice is ink - and she uses her ink-splattered hands to carve out things like crows, towering Chinese skyscrapers – and her biological mother, who she has never met. The gallery grants three exceptionally promising young artists a solo spot in the downtown St. Petersburg gallery each year – and, much like her peers, Bray has been preparing for this since her freshman year. While most Gibbs students will enjoy their winter breaks far from the idea of school, these art students will wait, phone-to-the-ear to see if the Morean selects their submissions. “I would cry,” Bray said, diligently working without looking up. “It would feel like such a relief and a reward.” Her artistic competitor and close friend Reign Fritz agrees as she works on her own Morean submission across the table. “We’re working on this like we were trained,” Fritz said. In an Alternate Universe The overwhelming subject of her work is family, but the collection is not a fluff piece. Bray dives into her nonexistent relationship with her biological mother, who gave her up for adoption in China [2001] during the height of the One Child Policy. “I used to have a lot of resentment. I was like “why?” I felt that unwantedness and had abandonment issues,” Bray said. “Now I feel really calm toward her. We’re two different people, it feels like two different universes... and I like to think that she thinks about me sometimes.” Bray channeled that into her eight-piece submission for the Morean, painting the mother figure as a “ghoulish, ghostly creature.” The artist’s invisible mother is faceless and painfully thin, wisping

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“I think my artwork is “inky” … it’s combining traditional aspects with a surrealist feel,” said artist Anderson Bray.

away into the cloudy background. She pairs these portraits with a murder of crows that live in a family-like unit and sister goldfish, carved with phantom tails mirroring one another. “It’s weird, I think about if we were a little bit richer, a normal nuclear family in Beijing … I wouldn’t be speaking English, maybe I wouldn’t be doing art.” At home, 17-year-old Bray’s adopted family offers a support system for her incredibly emotional work. The ink is where she copes, but it can be complicated when coping

systems leave a trail behind. “She’s [Bray’s mother] is very supportive... it gets hard for her, I know. It’s hard being a mother and watching me make pieces about another woman,” Bray said. “I’m so thankful for her, I love her very much … more than anything.” The senior hopes to go to a Florida college with an education program; she hopes to teach art like the faculty who have supported her over the last four years. “But right now I’m producing art for the show. I can’t think of going to college yet,” Bray told the Gabber.

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“More and more it’s a digital world, there’s less and less demand for CDs, so I think we’re just another way for musicians to get their music heard,” Kolb said. “I don’t know if it’s better or worse, [than streaming services] but I think certainly on the local level, there’s a really wonderful opportunity here to get local musicians and get their music out on the air where people can drive their car in downtown St. Pete and listen to Rebekah Pulley, Charlie Morris, whoever, for free.” While the station gains traction, the quest to find local artists is ongoing, according to Kolb.

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“The word has gotten out, which is great, and so we are now having people come to us, but there’s also a lot of people out there that are aware of the station and maybe just haven’t gotten around to it, and so sometimes there’s a little prodding to get music in there,” Kolb said. The station’s expanding its event calendar, too. For 18 years, WMNF, a Tampa-based radio station, hosted the Florida Folk Show, a weekly Saturday morning showcase of local folk artists, from St. Petersburg’s Craftsman House. WMNF recently ended their 18-year stint and handed the hosting honors over to Radio St. Pete, according to Bourdow. Kolb hosts a Sunday afternoon show from 2-5 p.m. and plays 100% Tampa Bay tunes. “We continue to get great reactions from people that are just finding out about it, and they love to hear that there’s a station that is just about local music,” Kolb said. Moving forward, Radio St. Pete hopes to host more live events and concerts. “It’s all about building a sense of community, building this platform, gathering more artists in it and for each artist that comes on and sends songs, they get more of their fans and their family and their friends, and that’s how we’re kind of building this community around Radio St. Pete,” Kolb said.

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Santa Claus, North Pole: “Well, when you’re younger Christmas is all about getting things. When you’re older it’s about giving.”

Quentin Leer, St. Petersburg: “Keep you connected with the community, man. It makes you feel good.”

Mary Pendergrast, Madeira Beach: “I think it’s important to give back to the community because there are a lot of people out there that need help. And if we don’t help them, they’re not going to get to enjoy life like everybody else. We always like to give back. I just do it because I feel like it’s our responsibility.”

Bob Bolles, Seminole: “Oh, you always have to pay it forward. I mean, I’ve been very fortunate in my situation where people helped me, and you have to keep on giving it forward and help other people. Especially right now, things are a little tough for a lot of families.”

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Judi Oliver relaxes with The Gabber at a not-at-all-rustic cabin in the middle of Lake Louisa State Park in Clermont. She, along with an intrepid group of Florida fans from OLLI at Eckerd, spent three days exploring Clermont and the park. Have you taken The Gabber on vacation? Send us your pictures! Please send a high-resolution photo and a brief description to news@thegabber.com.

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NEW ORLEANS ADVENTURE February 13-18, 2022

Includes: 11 meals (5B, 1L, 5D) Drury Inn in Mobile AL 1st & last nights of tour with guided city tour too, 3 nights at Drury Plaza Hotel in New Orleans - 4 blocks from the French Quarter and Bourbon Street, New Orleans City tour with local, professional step-on guide, World War II Museum, Harbor Jazz Sightseeing Cruise w/Lunch, Mardi Gras World tour (this is where parade floats are made and stored!)

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Neptune Grill

5501 Shore Blvd. S. Friday, Dec. 17: Josh Magwood Duo, 6 p.m. Saturday, Dec. 18: Sarah Diamond, 6 p.m. Sunday, Dec. 19: Elliot D., 1 p.m.

North End Taphouse

2908 1/2 Beach Blvd. S. Friday, Dec. 17: Dave G. & Cristyn, 7 p.m. Saturday, Dec. 18: Chris Keller, 4 p.m.; Low Tide Charity Ball, 7 p.m. Sunday, Dec. 19: Liz Pennock & Dr. Blues, 6 p.m.

ST. PETE BEACH

More Great 2021 Multi-Day Tours

Jimmy B’s Beach Bar

Plus Dozens of Great Day Trips! Here are just a few!

Burgerish Bar & Grille

MAR—Blossoms of the South with Tallahassee & Colquitt, GA—$TBA APR 1-4, 2022—4 Days—Eufaula Pilgrimage—Southern History!...$TBA *Price is Per Person for Double Occupancy DEC. 19, SUN. – “CIRQUE MUSICA” RP Funding Center in Lakeland…$109 JAN. 9, SUN. – “REMEMBERING HEE HAW” Featuring Original Cast Members and an included dinner at the RP Funding Center in Lakeland…$109 JAN. 15, SAT. – SHOPPING WITH WENDY at RED BARN FLEA MARKET in Bradenton Find something new at the Red Barn!...$39 JAN 16, SUN. – “RING OF FIRE” at the at the Suncoast Broadway Dinner Theater in Hudson. Buffet Lunch & Cash Bar (Johnny Cash)…$89 JAN. 20, THURS. – LUNCH BUNCH We return to “MADE” in Sarasota!…$56 JAN. 21, FRI. – WILD FLORIDA—Exotic animal paradise, Drive thru Safari!...$89 JAN. 26, WED. – HISTORY OF ST. PETE TOUR with DOC FORDS lunch…$59 JAN. 28, FRI. – “OVER THE RIVER & THROUGH THE WOODS” matinee...$105 JAN. 29, SAT – KUMQUAT FEST, DADE CITY - 300 vendors & local restaurants…$45 JAN. 30, SUN. - ST. JOHN’S RIVERSHIP Lunch Cruise, Rivership Barbara-Lee..$109 JAN. 31, MON. – TAMPA BAY TOUR & MANATEE VIEWING CENTER…$64 FEB. 5, SAT. - ZOO TAMPA at LOWRY PARK - See Rhino Baby Gronk!!…$89 FEB. 10, THURS. – HIGHLIGHTS OF LAKELAND TOUR On campus at Wynee’s Bistro & FL Southern College guided tour & Local Step on Guide!…$89 FEB. 12, SAT. – FLORIDA STATE FAIR - Food, Livestock, Entertainment!..…$29 FEB. 17, THURS. – LUNCH BUNCH with TODD “ROOSTERFISH” LARGO…$49 FEB. 19, SAT. – DUNEDIN CRAFT FAIR On Dunedin’s Main Street…$44 FEB. 20, SUN. – SEMINOLE IMMOKALEE CASINO “ROCKABILLIQUE” Live Music, Classic Cars, Food Trucks, Casino Action and more…$79

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GULFPORT

6200 Gulf Blvd. Friday, Dec. 17: Donnie O’ Neal, 1 p.m. Saturday, Dec. 18: Ryan Marchand, 1 p.m.

4755 Gulf Blvd. Friday, Dec. 17: Matt Frick, 6 p.m. Saturday, Dec. 18: Beach Bum Larry, 6 p.m.

Woody’s Waterfront

Friday, Dec. 17: J.D. Early, 7 p.m. Saturday, Dec. 18: J.D. Early, 7 p.m.

TREASURE ISLAND Ricky T’s Bar and Grille

10601 Gulf Blvd. Friday, Dec. 17: Cornfused, 5 p.m.; Big Brother, 7:30 p.m.; and Kyle Rhode, 8 p.m. Saturday, Dec. 18: Rob Tyre, 4 p.m., Kevin Toon 5 p.m. Sunday, Dec. 19: Kevin Toon, 5 p.m.

MADEIRA BEACH

Daiquiri Shak Raw Bar & Grille

14995 Gulf Blvd. Friday, Dec. 17: Kevin Toon, 5 p.m.; Greg Billings & Tony Wagner, 8 p.m. Saturday, Dec. 18: Jeff Gurney, 6 p.m.

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Ugly Sweater, Holiday Shows+ Burlesque Find links for these events — and many other things to do — online at thegabber.com/events. Thursday, December 16 Retro Night The much-awaited Thursday Night Social is back! The theme of the night is “The Beatles,” so feel free to bring the bowl cuts. DJ Daniel will be spinning retro 70s’ tunes and holiday jams in the main dining room until 10 p.m. Go for the Cantina’s burritos; stay for the semi-regular jam session. Sea Dog Cantina, 2832 Beach Blvd. S. 6-10 p.m. cantina.seadogbrewing.com. Friday, December 17 Cookies and Carols Ever wondered what your neighbors’ holiday cookies taste like? Sample (or bake!) frosted sweets at the Gulfport Historical Society Holiday Cookie Contest and Caroling Party. Along with the coveted cookies, the Gulfport History Museum will be chock full of Gulfportians singing spirited seasonal tunes (on the lawn) and chugging hot cocoa. The town’s best bakers are invited to bring a plate of homemade treats to determine Gulfport’s Finest Holiday Cookie. The judges: Gecko Queen Elizabeth Hendricks, Golden Dinosaurs’ Audrey Dingeman, and A Friend Who Bakes’ Brittney Sherley – the winner takes home cash. Gulfport History Museum, 5301 28th Ave. S. 7-9 p.m. $5 cookie entry fee; no charge to sing or taste. gulfporthistoricalsociety.org.

Saturday, December 18 Snow on the Gulf Enjoy a (snowless) Snowfest complete with toboggan slides in North Straub Park. Play on inflatables, ride toboggans, explore arts and crafts tents, and soak in the merriment. North Straub Park, 400 Bayshore Dr. NE., St. Petersburg. 9 a.m.-2 p.m. $5. stpeteparksrec.org/ holidayevents Another Santa Sighting! Catch Mr.

and Mrs. Claus at Hoyt Field for photo poses, courtesy of the The Boomerangs, the Gulfport Senior Softball League. See the cozy couple and discuss Christmas wishes. Hoyt Field, 2306 56th St. S. 11 a.m.-2 p.m. drroscop@aol.com. Candy on Canes Gulfport’s third Saturday Indie Faire is back with a theme: Cocktails and Candy Canes. The Beach Boulevard favorite showcases holiday art and vendors Things To Do continued on page 24

Friday Christmas ‘Carting The 2021 Holiday Golf Cart Parade is making rounds through Gulfport every slightly chilly Friday night in December. Local golf cart owners and their tagalongs will drive through downtown in the brightest holiday cheer they can squeeze onto four wheels. The fun starts at Town Shores, and wraps around the city. Keep an eye out! Downtown Gulfport. 6 p.m. 727-417-5494

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throughout downtown. There will be a visit from Santa and the regular Gulfport lineup. Downtown Gulfport. 1-9 p.m. visitgulfportflorida.com

sweater (or outfit) will win “sexy and ridiculous” prizes. Mastry’s Brewing Co, 7701 Blind Pass Road, St. Pete Beach. 7-9 p.m. 727-202-8045. Monday, December 20

The Ugliest Digs Get your ugliest sweater ready to blow into Hurricane Eddie’s in Gulfport. The firstplace winner gets a $50 gift card, second place wins a $30 gift card – plus drink specials all night. Best of luck! Hurricane Eddie’s, 5413 Shore Blvd. S. 6 p.m. 727-592-4983.

Ballroom Waltzing Learn to dance, Gulfport style. USA Dance offers ballroom dance presentations and lessons monthly. Get in on the action this Monday. Gulfport Casino Ballroom, 5500 Shore Blvd. 7-10 p.m. $7-10. usadance.org Tuesday, December 21

Get Down for Xmas Nobody does it like the Blueberry Patch. Jam out to funky psychedelic jam band “The Reality” and fusion rock “Row Jomah” as they share the big blue’s stage. Blueberry Patch, 4923 20th Ave. S. 6 p.m. $10. 727-914-0226. Holiday Schnockered Burlesque Show Dress in your worst most reindeer-splattered ugly sweater and head to Mastry’s Co Brewing on St. Pete Beach for an 18 and up burlesque show. Burlesque performers and comedic entertainers like Mayven Missbehavin and Ruby Vesper will take the bar by storm. The owners of the most terrible holiday

Gulfportians Stay Informed, live or later. Join The City of Gulfport and fellow residents either in person or through recorded video on the city website. This is the best way to stay up-to-date on happenings in your town. Masks are highly recommended. Those who would like to avoid the crowds are welcome to attend and comment via zoom. Gulfport City Hall, 2401 53rd St. S. 6 p.m. mygulfport.us/councilmeetings/ Ask a Question Do you have some questions about your city? Here’s your chance to ask a Gulfport council member questions, make suggestions or just discuss all things local. This month, chat with Vice Mayor and Ward 1 Representative April Thanos. Gulfport Welcome Center, 3101 Beach Blvd. S. 11 a.m.-1 p.m. 727-826-7138. Movie Night Ft. Elf It’s the time of year where we watch Will Ferrell dress up as an oversized elf and traumatize the people of New York City. Catch a showing of “Elf” at St. Petersburg’s Atelier de SoSi. Bring your own chairs and blankets. Atelier de Sosi, 2380 6th Ave. S., St. Petersburg. 5:30 p.m., doors and snack line; 6:30 p.m., film. 727370-4192. Scrooge Who A holiday favorite theater classic visits the Catherine A. Hickman Theatre for a pre-Christmas weekend of the classic characters. Destination Theater presents a two-person cast – one man plays Scrooge and

a one-man acting legend depicts every other character (Tiny Tim, the three ghosts). Catherine Hickman Theater, 5501 27th Ave. S. 7:30 p.m. $21. calliopestagecompany. ticketspice.com/a-christmas-carol-st-petersburg Wednesday, December 22 Watch Out Your community, your crime watch. The Gulfport Police Department’s Neighborhood Watch Program streams on Facebook every Wednesday. Whether the meetings are live or rerecorded – it varies – this is the weekly spot to educate yourself on incidents related to vehicle and residential burglaries, BOLOs and stolen vehicles in the Gulfport area. Post your questions under the video and they’ll answer them the next business day. 1:30 p.m. fb.com/ groups/694674127283494 VT Jazz Out Get your jazz hands up, people. The City of Treasure Island is hosting Wednesday night Jazzercise classes for those who are looking to boogie and burn calories. Treasure Island City Hall Auditorium, 120 108th Ave., Treasure Island. 5:30-6:30 p.m. Thursday, December 23 Night Giftage Shop a vendor paradise of gifts and fresh produce at Sunshine Fresh Market in South St. Petersburg. The market opens at night, and will offer local goods, vegan and island eats and an open mic. Where else can you get stir fry and essential oils at 11 p.m.? Sunshine Fresh Market, 1335 22nd St. S., St. Petersburg. 8-11 p.m. 727-4215325. Tiny Gardeners are invited to enjoy books, songs, rhymes, and bubbles at the gazebo in Gulfport’s Clymer Park as part of a morning time storytime. Bring a blanket or a chair to join in on the fun, not far from the park’s edible food forest. This is a class recommended for toddlers. Clymer Park, Gulfport Blvd. S. & Beach Blvd. S. 10:30-11 a.m. 727893-1134.

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Love your selfies. Here’s one from us! XO, Grandma A sense of community. A sense of adventure. A sense of pure joy. Irresistible belly laughs over shared meals with friends. The thrill of visiting faraway lands with virtual reality. Sharing your passions and discovering new interests. What will you experience in a setting designed to captivate your senses?

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worship Unitarian Universalist United Fellowship

During the pandemic join us Sundays on Zoom.

St. Vincent’s Thrift Shop 5124 Gulfport Ave S. 33707

Hours 10 AM to 2PM Wednesday to Saturday

Discussion -10:30 Program - 11:00 For Zoom directions email us at uuunited@earthlink.net “You need not think alike to love alike.” - Francis David, 1534

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First United Methodist Church of Gulfport Sundays:

28th Ave. S. & 53rd St.

321-3620

17th St. & 29th Ave N St. Petersburg 345-7777 Friday 7PM

Beth-El Shalom Messianic Congregation

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St Vincent’s Episcopal Church

5441 9 th Ave N. • St. Petersburg, FL 33710

Sunday Services 10AM Miss en Español: Domingos 12PM

Good Shepherd Old Catholic Church 2728 53rd St. S. Gulfport, FL 33707

AN EPISCOPAL CONGREGATION 330 85th Avenue • St. Pete Beach (Blind Pass Road at 85th Avenue)

Sundays 10:00am Holy Eucharist Join us for our Christmas Eve Service 12/24 at 8:00 pm Christmas Carols begin at 7:30 pm. “O Come let us adore Him” 727-360-8406 • www.StAlbanStPeteBeach.org

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on Treasure Island 10255 Paradise Blvd, Treasure Island

(Entrance on 28th Ave.)

Where ALL are welcome at the Lord’s table. Come and See... Sunday Mass 9:30am www.goodshepherdocc.net 727-403-7178

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"Her treatments got me back on the golf course" “I hurt my back playing golf. I went to the chiropractor. I went to the pain institute. I went to the spine institute. Nothing helped. The pain was debilitating, I went six or seven months without playing.” This was the case of John R. John would go on to explain that on a scale of one to ten his pain was well over a nine every single day. Regardless of your age, back pain, whether caused by a sports injury, longstanding arthritis or even specific conditions like scoliosis, can severely impact the quality of your life. In short, it stops you from doing the things you love with the people you love and that’s not a great way to live. On top of that, general practitioners, specialists and surgeons are all too eager to prescribe medications whose side effects are often detrimental to your recovery or recommend invasive surgeries that often have less than desirable outcomes. Fortunately for the people of the St. Petersburg, Dr. Rebecca Gibbons and her team at Achieve Acupuncture & Integrative Medicine have pioneered non-pharmaceutical, non-surgical innovative medical solutions that actually treat your pain! “My patients are also people who would normally require surgery but would either have a difficult time going under the knife or have simply decided that they would rather explore other options. There is more to healthcare than prescription pills, elimination diets and scalpels,” shares Dr. Gibbons. “By offering several integrative therapies we are able to combat your pain from several angles ensuring the best possible outcome.” John easily attested to this claim, “I highly recommend her to anybody. I am very thankful that I met Dr. Gibbons and she was able to help me because I can play golf again!”

Each new patient that comes to AAIM receives a comprehensive consultation and then is prescribed a very personalized treatment program that is tailored to their specific needs and goals. “While every treatment I perform is based on a framework cultivated from years of education and experience, no two cases are the same and so every person under my care is treated that way," tells Dr. Gibbons. One of the modern medical solutions Dr. Gibbons offers is O3 Regenerative Therapy™ which uses prolozone, a technique that involves injecting a solution of natural anti-inflammatory medications, vitamins and ozone into degenerated or injured joints, and into areas of pain. It’s with these injections that John found himself back on the green. "Unlike other solutions to chronic pain, O3 Regenerative Therapy™ corrects the pathology of the problem, allowing the body to heal itself naturally. This is a wonderful alternative to more traditional methods and incredibly safe and highly successful.” Dr. Gibbons and the team at AAIM are using O3 Regenerative Therapy™ to treat a myriad of chronic pain issues including neck pain, arthritis, knee pain, plantar fasciitis, chronic injuries and so much more! To schedule a consultation and evaluation call (727) 272-3587

Achieve Acupuncture and Integrative Medicine 701 49th St. N St. Petersburg, FL 33710

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