The Gabber: June 13, 2024

A- MIZE -ing Judgment

OUT Arts and Culture (formerly known as the LGBTQ Resource Center) has opened its seventh annual ArtOUT exhibition. Themed Art and Soul, the show is about “finding beauty, truth and authenticity in one’s own unique journey, while also contributing to the collective narrative of the LGBTQ+ community” — its collective soul, as it were.

According to organizer Jana Steinhour, more than 30 works were submitted to the juried show from Florida, Michigan, and as far away as Canada. The ArtOUT steering committee made the first cut, eliminating works that didn’t fit the theme. Then three prominent Tampa Bay artists — muralist/ curator Chad Mize, Pinellas Arts Village founder John Gascot, and gallerist/woodworker Ellen Newbauer — made Juror’s Choice selections.

The winning artists — Britt “NovaFro” Freemon, Jazzy Erickson, and Perry deVick — are each receiving a $250 award. Their works are now on display at ArtLofts in downtown St. Pete. Other works in the show remain on view through June

By David Warner

30 at the Gulfport Public Library. The Gabber Newspaper spoke to all three jurors about the artworks that caught their eyes and fed their souls.

The jury is OUT and Chad Mize is in — as one of three jurors in ArtOUT, that is. We sat down with Mize to talk about the exhibit.

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Dykes on Bikes

I was very disappointed that the reporter covering Gulfport Pride did not mention Dykes on Bikes and Trikes in their Pride article. This is the group who led this year’s Pride parade. Since 1976, Dykes on Bikes have led Pride parades and this was the first year that Gulfport had its version; instead of motorcycles, we rode bicycles and tricycles. Despite limited publicity, 35 riders came out to ride and celebrate a long standing Pride tradition. We have over 350 fans on the Gulfport Facebook page. The oversight is, sadly, familiar to lesbians whose identity is often ignored or assimilated into Queer culture. We’re Dykes on Bikes and Trikes. We each felt honored to share this tradition in Gulfport. We begin Pride parades in major cities and now in Gulfport!

—Mickey Alberts, Gulfport

I love The Gabber Newspaper and read it faithfully every week. I enjoyed reading the coverage of Pride, however, I was disappointed your coverage neglected reporting on a very monumental event in Gulfport Pride Parade Herstory. This year for the first time, a beloved tradition for years in Pride Parades across the country, was launched in Gulfport’s

Parade. Dykes on Bikes & Trikes lead off the parade. It was a great turnout, with 35 cyclists riding with pride. The spectators were delighted & cheered us on along the entire route. Yet there were no photos or mention of this. This made me wonder if your reporter was covering or even saw the entire parade. A big oversight of an important moment in our Pride Parade Herstory. Please do better next Pride, Gabber!

—Longtime Gabber Fan, Liz Snow, Gulfport

Thank you for the coverage of Gulfport’s ‘Annual Pride Parade’ held on Saturday, June 1. The parade was cheerful, warm, fun, and loving. Surprisingly, an exciting and wonderful addition to the parade was overlooked and omitted from your article. For the first time here in Gulfport we had the “Dykes Bikes & Trikes” lead off the parade. The crowds roared and we were greeted with enthusiasm and joy. The 35 riders created shouts and cheers along the uptown/downtown route. What a wonderful tradition added to our parade!

—Pat Cohen, Gulfport

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Creative Pinellas Art

An earlier version of the Creative Pinellas’ summer art exhibits article listed a different name for Ketsy Rui; we’ve updated the article to reflect this, and include the correct information.

The Gabber Newspaper regrets the error.

Agave Spirit

An earlier version of the St. Petersburg Distillery’s agave spirit article hinted that St. Petersburg Distillery had a larger vision. We’ve updated the article to include the correct information.

The Gabber Newspaper regrets the error.

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Fusion-ably Late The Future for 49th Street South

By Patrick Heinzen

If Beach Boulevard is the heart of Gulfport, 49th Street South is the spine. Acting as the border between Gulfport and St. Petersburg, the street houses a variety of businesses and houses. Despite this, the area was pushed to the side, as both Cities focused on different parts.

With the creation of Fusion 49, this may no be longer the case. At the June 4 Gulfport City Council meeting, the City discussed the future for the district.

Fusion 49 Updates

In late 2023, the City began a study on the safety of sections of 49th Street South through WSP consulting. Eric Heinz, a representative from WSP spoke about the future for the area between First Avenue North and 24th Avenue South. Currently, the section of the road is a four-lane, 35 mph road. Across three walking audits conducted by community volunteers, WSP was able to pinpoint 135 geo-located comments for examination.

The major problems include access to businesses, lighting, crosswalks, and visibility. To fight these issues, WSP came up with two options.

How To Fix the Street

The two options WSP provided to the City address the problems in different ways.

The first option would make the area into a three-lane road, with two traveling lanes and a shared turn lane.

Along with this, medians to split the lanes and slight curves in the road serve to slow down traffic. Both sides of the road would have expanded sidewalk space. The St. Petersburg side would receive a 12-inch path along with extended green space that Heinz called a “linear park.”

Option two fixes similar problems, but in a different way. The major aspect of this option is slightly raising the crosswalks. This would slow down traffic, similarly to speed bumps.

Despite this, this option would be less effective at promoting safety, according to Heinz.

Gulfport Option for Fusion 49

Heinz recommended the City to go with option one, based on its benefits to the area. The Council agreed, but all spoke about an issue with the Gulfport side of the street. Council member Christine Brown (Ward II) spoke about perceived problems with parking in the businesses.

Many of the parking lots for businesses in the area connect directly to the street, which could make it dangerous for people to pull into the street. According to Heinz, option one addresses this by widening the curb on the western side of the street in Gulfport.

Fusion 49 District

Along with updates to the road, representatives from the Fusion 49 district spoke about the updates to their district. Sierra Clark presented the ideas and goals of the organization to the Council.

“The idea is to allow the present to learn from the past,” said Clark. “We want vested people who are willing to show up and put their arm in the work.”

Fusion 49 looks to promote business, culture, and community in a historically forgotten area. St. Petersburg City Council member John Muhammad spoke highly of the organization that he and Gulfport City Council member Ian O’Hara (Ward IV) helmed.

“The goal is to organize ourselves out of a job,” said Muhammad.

As the district continues to grow, he believes he’s been able to do that. To learn more, visit the Fusion 49th District Facebook page.

At the June 4 Gulfport City Council meeting, the council discussed the future for 49th Street South and heard new Fusion 49 updates.

Gulfport Formal Attire

Overheard: June 4 Gulfport City Council

By Patrick Heinzen

At the June 4 Gulfport City Council meeting, the council and public talked about dressing up, trash pickup, and hurricane evacuation.

“You’re all dressed up! I doubt you are on bottom!” — Council member Christine Brown (Ward II), talking about Vice Mayor Ian O’Hara (Ward IV) wearing a suit with shorts on

“This was last week and ... we picked up a lot of stuff.” — Fusion 49 Vice President Sierra Clark, talking about a recent trash pickup event

“Because Dave Mather is wonderful, and we know this already...”

Susan Gore, talking about Library Director Dave Mather’s willingness to keep the library open on June 27 to watch the presidential debate

“What the heck?” — Karen Love, as the buzzer went off to signify her time is up for public comment, even though she had just started

“You may be seated.” — O’Hara, joking back to Love

“You need to have a friend, or go out and find a friend, to take you and your dog. Go to the mall and meet someone who lives nearby. It can’t be that hard.” — Council member Christine Brown (Ward II), dis-

cussing evacuating for hurricanes

“If we don’t talk to each other, can we be at the same town hall?” —

Council member April Thanos (Ward I), asking City Attorney Andrew Salzman if other council members can attend Brown’s town hall

“Raise the screen. All we can see is Paul Ray’s head. All we used to be able to see was April Thanos’ head.” — Karen Love, talking about the second screen for presentations placed behind the council

More Sand for Your Buns

Pass-a-Grille Beach Renourishment Project

By Patrick Heinzen

After major storms, beaches in Florida are left decimated. The high winds and rain make it difficult to maintain sand positioning. After Hurricane Idalia in 2023, the City of St. Pete Beach faced these issues. In response, the City created a Pass-a-Grille beach renourishment plan.

Pass-a-Grille Beach Renourishment Plans

In order to renourish the beach, the City must take sand from one area, and put it on Pass-a-Grille beach, in a process called dredging. The City has a two-phase plan to add 150,000 cubic yards of sand to the beach. The first phase looks at taking 10,000 cubic yards from

Grand Canal near Shell Key starting on June 3. The second phase takes the remaining 140,000 yards from Pass-a-Grille Channel.

While businesses along the beach remain open, areas of the beach will close during the renourishment process. During a meeting to present this plan to the community, the City spoke about how the area south of the Paradise Grill is up first for renourishment, and the northern area is second.

In a press release from Pinellas County, they spoke about how the area is an active construction zone, and sheriffs deputies will be in the area to uphold the law. The construction ends in October 2024. For more information, visit pinellas.gov.

Pinellas County made Pass-a-Grille beach renourishment plans in response to the damage caused by Hurricane Idalia.

Homophobic History Harm Caused by Florida’s Johns Committee

By James Schnur

Trigger Warning: This article and some of the historic images used here employs language that dehumanizes humans who identify as LGBTQ+; while neither the author nor anyone at The Gabber Newspaper shares these outdated and hateful ideas, we present the quotes containing this language to drive home the horror of the Johns Committee and what LGBTQ+-hate looked like at what we hope is a time in our history we will never see again.

Sixty years ago this month, State Rep. Richard O. Mitchell penned an open letter to Florida’s gay and lesbian community. He pledged that a group of fellow lawmakers wanted to understand their “problems.” Mitchell added that “fruitful research” might help those sharing their “affliction.”

That same month, a book club in Washington, D.C., started selling reprints of a pamphlet released by those lawmakers in January 1964. For $2 apiece, people throughout America could purchase an unauthorized reprint of a taxpayer-funded booklet.

State Sen. C.W. “Bill” Young of Pinellas County deemed these re-

prints “an obvious attempt to belittle the work of the Committee.”

Earlier in 1964, Young claimed this same document, one he had helped to create, allowed law enforcement “to recognize a homosexual from some words he used.”

A state attorney in southern Florida had recently condemned this publication as “obscene and pornographic material.” On June 28, 1964, a gay man labeled this publication as “the most useless gathering of misinformation ever compiled.”

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Committing Controversy

Long before phrases like “culture wars” and “cancel culture” entered our popular rhetoric, Florida’s lawmakers created a witch-hunting body that threatened to cancel civil liberties. This body battled against anyone who challenged the power structure of straight white males.

The Florida Legislative Investigation Committee (FLIC) operated from 1956 until 1965. Popularly known as the Johns Committee, this interim group embodied the beliefs of Charley E. Johns.

A longtime senator, Johns became acting governor after the death of Gov. Dan McCarty on Sept. 28, 1953. He returned to the senate in 1955. During much of the Committee’s history, Johns served as its chair or as a member.

Lawmakers on this body hired attorneys and investigators who assisted them. They frequently paid informants who provided false information and innuendo.

Racist Origins

The FLIC originally targeted any attempt to end racial segregation. Seventy years ago this spring, a verdict in the nation’s capital shocked politicians throughout Florida.

The U.S. Supreme Court’s landmark Brown v. Board of Education of Topeka verdict of May 17, 1954 threatened their world order. The Court’s unanimous decision declared that “separate but equal” educational facilities were inherently unequal.

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Johns Committee members assemble on the day they released the “purple pamphlet,” Jan. 29, 1964.

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Justices provided guidance in a second decision in May 1955. They expected Florida and other affected states to desegregate “with all deliberate speed.” To Johns and all members of the Florida legislature at the time, this mandate meant “never.”

Another decision followed. In March 1956, the U.S. Supreme Court ordered the University of Florida to admit Virgil D. Hawkins to its law school. At the time, Florida law and its 1885 state constitution prohibited Hawkins, a Black man, from attending the all-white university.

State leaders ignored these Supreme Court decisions.

Two months later, students at Florida A&M University (FAMU) started a bus boycott in Tallahassee. Black FAMU students followed the example set by Rosa Parks when she refused to give up her seat to a white passenger in December 1955, on a bus in Montgomery, Alabama.

As the Tallahassee bus boycott continued, legislators reacted. On

July 31, 1956, they passed a measure to create a committee to investigate integration efforts. Lawmakers wanted to find a communist connection. They believed “outside agitators” were behind the Civil Rights Movement.

Illegal Tactics

From its beginning, the Johns Committee violated civil rights. One of their first hires was Remus J. Strickland. The Leon County Sheriff had fired Strickland in 1953 for “the good of the department.” By the end of 1956, Strickland became the lead investigator.

Florida’s Attorney General warned Committee members that they could not hold anyone in contempt. Despite that, Johns, Strickland, and others began threatening witnesses with long penitentiary sentences if they failed to comply or disclose names.

The Committee first sought membership records from civil rights organizations in Florida. Investigators sometimes shared the names of civil rights supporters with white supremacist groups.

Meanwhile, they allowed leaders of the Ku Klux Klan and the White Citizens’ Council in Florida to keep their records secret.

After failing to prove a communist conspiracy, the Committee sought new targets.

FLIC members turned some of their investigations into a different, depraved direction. The legislation that created the Committee did not allow members to conduct probes based upon sexual identity.

These legal prohibitions did not stop the Johns Committee from launching a relentless inquisition against a supposed “homosexual menace.” The Committee violated the separation of powers required under Florida law.

Investigators partnered with law enforcement to act as a legislative, executive, and judicial authority in a variety of entrapment schemes. The Florida legislature sanctioned these actions.

The Committee had a queer approach to defining “homosexuality.” Sometimes, investigators equated these acts with those under the state’s vague “crimes against nature” laws.

According to the Committee, “Homosexuality is the sexual relation between two people of the same sex usually, although it can be practiced by two people of the opposite sex, which of course comes under the jurisdiction of unnatural sex acts.”

The Committee often compelled people to testify in police interrogation rooms or at motels. When meeting at a motel, the investigator and sometimes lawmakers sat on

A 1956 bus boycott in Tallahassee encouraged legislators to probe civil rights activists.

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one bed. A reel-to-reel tape recorder was placed between them and the person they interviewed.

Questioning often continued even when the recorder was not in use. Once, an agent conducting a probe into a person’s sexuality warned him that “we’re going to cut the machine off from time to time so we can talk for a minute.”

In some situations, Strickland had people testify while wired to a lie detector. He also did this when people invoked their Fifth Amendment rights against self-incrimination.

Threats punctuated these interviews. During the spring of 1957, the Committee wanted to terminate a hospital administrator in Hillsborough County. Johns and his agents threatened an employee with a 20-year prison sentence unless he “outed” the administrator.

Gay Gators?

Johns briefly attended the University of Florida (UF) as a young man, but dropped out. His son, Jerome, went to UF during the late 1950s. Soon, Jerome complained to his father about instructors who seemed “effeminate.”

By 1958, the Committee worked with UF campus police and Alachua County sheriff’s deputies to catch and interrogate faculty and students. They monitored public restrooms at the county courthouse.

Strickland paid students to give names of professors and peers. Men who wore Bermuda shorts during the summertime were suspect.

Highway patrol officers sometimes knocked on classroom doors while professors gave lectures. In front of their students, these instructors received a subpoena ordering them to submit to questioning.

Interrogations often took hours. Those forced to comply usually did not receive comfort, not even as little as a drink of water. They could not bring an attorney. Students targeted by the Committee often faced expulsion, unless they agreed to psychiatric treatments to “cure” them.

FLIC agents conducted similar probes at Florida State University (FSU). At one point, a female FSU student was paid to lure suspected lesbians to a Tallahassee motel room that agents had bugged.

Local Investigations

Strickland conducted extensive probes in the Tampa Bay region in 1959 and 1960. He worked with police on surveillance activities in Tampa, Sarasota, and Pinellas County. Under threat of arrest or public hearings, he forced subjects to submit to interrogations.

Strickland visited gay bars. He demanded that bartenders and patrons at the Knotty Pine and Jimmy White’s in Tampa divulge the names of teachers. Police regularly conducted raids at these bars and shared information with the Committee.

On Dec. 7, 1959, Strickland forced a Boca Ciega High School teacher to give testimony at the end of the school day. Under threat of arrest, she complied and met with him off-campus. Strickland questioned her until almost midnight, insinuating that she was a lesbian. (Note: The Gabber Newspaper chooses not to identify this women to honor her dignity.)

As the teacher protested his questions, Strickland replied by amplifying the threats. He warned her that if she did not confess, he would initiate perjury proceedings. He had no such police power, but frequently issued such ultimatums.

Strickland wanted the teacher from Boca Ciega to give the names of any professors she knew Committee continued on page 10

During the USF investigations, agents stayed at the Hawaiian Village Motel on Dale Mabry in Tampa, secretly meeting with students without the University’s knowledge.

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or had taken classes with in Florida academic institutions. The FLIC conducted similar interrogations throughout the state during this time.

New Directions

By 1962, Committee members launched a prolonged investigation at the University of South Florida (USF). Focusing mostly on teaching practices, they sought to limit academic freedom shortly after USF opened in 1960. The FLIC targeted USF reading materials investigators deemed “pornographic” or “intellectual trash.”

Throughout these probes, the Johns Committee regularly shared names with J. Edgar Hoover’s agents at the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI).

At one point, Committee members toyed with the idea of creating a national databank of supposed gays and lesbians. They planned to share this information about peoples’ private lives with law enforcement agencies throughout the country.

By 1963, the USF investigations had stalled. That August, Johns stepped down as chair and Strickland left the Committee.

Although no longer the Committee’s chief investigator, Strickland continued to conduct illegal probes as a private citizen and unlicensed detective. Law enforcement never arrested Strickland for these activities.

Meanwhile, the Committee renewed its homophobic crusade.

A “Purple Pamphlet”

On Jan. 23, 1964, Rep. Richard Mitchell, the new chair, said the FLIC would no longer use public funds to

entice and entrap people into sexual liaisons. He said the Committee would avoid doing anything “immoral, unethical, or illegal.”

Six days later, the Committee released a booklet. Known as the “purple pamphlet” because of its conspicuous cover, Homosexuality and Citizenship in Florida outraged many Floridians, including the Committee’s staunchest supporters.

As word of the purple pamphlet spread, the Committee denied copies to anyone critical of its work. However, supporters received and distributed pamphlets. The American Legion post in St. Petersburg provided copies to some of its membership.

As the Committee’s influence waned, Charley Johns called for its

Mark Hawes (on right), counsel for the Johns Committee, examines a tape recorder used to gather information in 1961.

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demise. He told his legislative colleagues in 1965 to “close the office, lock up the records and save the taxpayers of Florida (money).”

The Committee ceased to exist on July 1, 1965. The closet crusaders ordered their remaining records to be kept in a closet. Legislators prohibited the records’ release until Dec. 31, 2028. By then, the legislators would all be dead and could never be held to account.

In violation of Florida law, the Committee destroyed many records before 1965. Investigators burned most of the photographs by 1964. Although remaining records were briefly transferred to the State Archives, they later went back into a locked Senate closet.

Most former Committee members never talked about their investiga-

tions. Johns was the exception.

Before his death in 1990, Johns told a reporter, in his unpolished English, “I’d wish I’d been naive and never knowed [sic] all that about homosexuals. I didn’t know nothing about lesbianism [sic].”

Bill Young, who left the Florida Senate and served many terms in the U.S. House of Representatives until his death in 2013, claimed any homophobic witch hunts occurred before his time. Yet, this Pinellas lawmaker’s name prominently appeared in the purple pamphlet.

The Johns Committee’s records remained closed until July 1, 1993. An open government referendum and legislative approval finally allowed people to examine nearly 25,000 pages of surviving documents.

Even in this moment of sunshine,

a final act of darkness destroyed the remaining records. In an effort to process the records while protecting the people victimized by the legislature, Senate Secretary Joe Brown allowed temporary works to mutilate the original records with permanent black markers.

Instead of redacting sensitive information from a photocopy, this final legislative act ruined the original. Yet again, the legislature attempted to cancel its own culture of intolerance from the historical record. The legislature has never fully expressed remorse for any of these actions.

Remembering this shameful chapter of history helps Floridians ensure that future politicians never cancel their rights and livelihoods again.

As shown in this 1961 photo of Florida House members, legislators were white and overwhelmingly male in the early 1960s. They wanted to keep it that way.

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and Soul: Chad Mize

First up, Chad Mize, who chose Freemon’s “Evergreen Sol” (acrylic on canvas).

David Warner: In her artist’s statement, Freemon said the painting was inspired by Eric Effiong, a character in the Netflix series “Sex Education.” She wanted to show a queer person of color shedding his “protective stony exterior to stand in his light and embrace its glow.” In your juror’s comments, you complimented the composition and the body language, but you also liked how the artist statement “exactly reflected what was being presented.”

Chad Mize: As a curator I really love when people create something specific for the show that [responds to] the prompt. I’ve shown her work before. This didn’t sway my decision, but I’ve seen this artist progress over the years. It’s just awesome to see an artist develop their style.

Warner: What was your impression of the entries overall?

Mize: I thought they were good overall. The work was very diverse. I knew like 12 of the artists personally or have shown their work. [ ArtOUT artists] Perry deVick and Summer Hue got married at one of the last openings in MIZE gallery, The Female Gaze .

Warner: Your latest curated exhibition [opening June 7 at The Factory] is called Bliss , a switch from some of your past shows, which took inspiration from “the trials and tribulations within the political climate.” What brings you bliss, in your own and others’ artworks?

Mize: For me, bliss is putting on these exhibits and exposing these artists. In my work I’m inspired by nature… two dolphins and a sunset and a pelican, when the moon is showing between day and night.

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I just love that moment in time — kinda like my church.

Warner: How has being an out gay man helped you bring joy to the world?

Mize: When you’re authentic to yourself, then you [don’t have to] worry about yourself or put on a persona of what you really aren’t… We just continue to spread our love. We’re not going to be silenced.

See the work Chad Mize — and others — chose for ArtOUT’s Art & Soul.

[First in a series of interviews with this year’s ArtOUT jurors.]

ArtOUT, Gulfport Public Library, 5501 28th Ave. S., Gulfport and ArtLofts, 10 5th St. N., St. Petersburg. Through June 30. Awards reception at ArtLofts, June 8, 5-9 p.m.  Bliss, The Factory St. Pete, 2606 Fairfield Ave. S., St. Petersburg. Opening reception June 7, 6-10 p.m.

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Chad’s choice: “Evergreen Sol” by Britt “NovaFro” Freemon.

Old Battles Over Academic Freedom

Sterling Watson’s Historical Fiction Novel

By Amanda Hagood

Sterling Watson’s The Committee offers a thrilling take on a little known incident in Florida history: a legislative committee devoted to rooting out Communists, LGBTQ community, and other groups at Florida universities during the ‘50s and ‘60s.

Book bans, curriculum modification, and the growth of the “parental rights” movement have all made Florida’s educational space feel a bit – shall we say oppressive? – over the last two years. It would be easy to conclude that academic freedom in Florida is currently facing the fight of its life. But it wouldn’t be the first time.

Sterling Watson’s historical novel The Committee (Akashic Books, 2020) explores another flashpoint in the the conflict between school and state. The Committee takes on the Johns Committee, a secretive group of Florida statesmen who ruthlessly pursued Communists, gay people, and other “undesirable elements” at Florida universities and state agencies. This challenges readers to reflect on everything at stake in what might seem to be purely “academic” matter.

The Committee starts with a shock as leading man Tom Stall, a literature professor at the University of Florida, discovers the suicide of his colleague, Jack Leaf. A subsequent chat with the University’s president reveals that Leaf was the subject of

a high-pressure investigation into his sexual orientation by a mysterious and powerful committee (the fictional analog of the  McCarthyite Florida Legislative Investigation Committee). What’s more, the president would very much appreciate it if Professor Stall would assist the Committee in investigating his other colleagues, too.

The Committee

Poised on the horns of this dilemma, Stall encounters even more unsettling surprises: a student journalist searches for the truth about Leaf’s death. News from an old war buddy-turned-new frenemy that threatens to destroy Stall’s mar-

riage. And a glimpse into the queer world that has co-existed alongside Stall’s homosexual universe all along. In the end, Stall must learn to negotiate these demanding ambiguities if he is to hold on to the life, marriage, and university he has come to love.

The Committee’s unflinching commitment to its protagonist is one of the more challenging elements. Stall is as outraged as anyone might be at a committee prosecuting people for their private lives and beliefs. But he is also keenly aware of all that he and his department could lose by failing to cooperate. Stall’s equivocation makes him a fascinating, frustrating, and perhaps familiar character.

By the same token, Watson writes from a viewpoint that matches Stall’s time, place, and identity as a white, straight, Southern man in Florida in the ‘50s. This is not a world where, for instance, Stall’s new liberal, female colleague’s attempt to speak to their building’s Black custodian as a social equal goes over very well, nor where many women see working and parenting as a compatible occupations. But if contemporary readers find this patriarchal atmosphere a bit stifling, that may be part of the intent.

The Committee is an impressive demonstration of tension. As you watch Tom’s all-too-simple academic paradise fall away into political intrigue and personal complications, you’ll find the journey riveting. You may also find yourself thinking about the work required to make an utopian enterprise – a place where free people are free to explore the universe of ideas – actually work. If nothing else, The Committee is a reminder that those freedoms should never be taken for granted.

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It’s a Good Play, Charlie Brown Think Tank Theatre’s Latest Production at freeFall

By Cathy Salustri

Existentially adorable.

That’s the best way I can describe You’re a Good Man Charlie Brown, playing at freeFall through June 16. freeFall fans, come prepared: This is a Think Tank Theatre production, not part of freeFall’s regular season. This means you won’t see any twists on the plot line — if you come expecting Peppermint Patty and Marcie making jokes about Subarus and dog rescues, you’re going to leave disappointed.

But that’s pretty much the only way this show could disappoint you. It’s delightful, easy on the soul, and fun.

Meet Charlie Brown and the Peanuts Gang

Fans of Charles Schulz’s comic strip, Peanuts, will love seeing that comic strip come to life on stage. Meet Charlie Brown — played by Cameron Kubly — whose interior monologue

resonates with many of our own, perhaps more than we’d care to admit. You may remember him as Norman Mushari in freeFall’s production of God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater. However, Kubly brings no trace of Vonnegut to portrayal of Charlie Brown. Initially I doubted he could pull off the role, but about 10 minutes into the play, Kubly was Charlie Brown.

Clark Gesner wrote the book, music, and lyrics, and he did a superb job at including the best parts of the Peanuts gang, although not having Chuck try to kick the ball feels a bit like a missed opportunity to me. Ah, well, you can’t have everything.

You’re a Good Man Charlie Brown is as close as you can get to having the comic strip act itself out on your breakfast table as you read the paper. There’s not much else to write about the plot; it’s the plot that replays itself in every Peanuts comic strip, and,

much like the comic strip, it doesn’t matter that it’s different iterations of the same theme, because it’s so enjoyable. Grade-school angst, to adults, feels manageable, perhaps far more so than, say, national politics. You’re a Good Man Charlie Brown will make the youngest in the audience smile and chuckle; for older audience members, the break from reality will feel as good as Linus’ blanket.

There’s nothing not to like about this production; everyone in the cast does a magnificent job in their roles. Isabella Falber plays Lucy exactly as I always pictured her; Alexa Lowrey’s Sally is the perfect sanctimonious little sister. Dane Becker’s Scroeder, although perhaps a bit more well-muscled than I remember the cartoon Schroeder, is the perfect match for the mostly offstage orchestra.

Cameron Kubly turns out a convincingly angst-ridden Charlie Brown.

The

Boys (and Girl) in the Band

So delightfully easy is Think Tank’s production of You’re a Good Man Charlie Brown that you won’t miss a crucial plot point if you find yourself, as I did, captivated by the orchestra. Jason Tucker, the assistant music director who’s also on keys for the show, expertly navigated the joyous score, and I found myself watching him and counting along with him as he led the orchestra into each new number.

Charlie

Brown’s

Best Friend

Charlie Brown and crew definitely delivers as, as I said at the start, some adorable existential angst. But Snoopy was far and away my favorite part of You’re a Good Man Charlie Brown. It could be that I’m partial to hounds; as I write this, my dachshund’s snoring next to me and my coonhound’s snoozing at my feet.

Or it could be the blow-your-mind set of pipes on Kelsey Lopez, who plays Snoopy. Lopez has a tremendous voice, and, while everyone in the cast sang well, Lopez’s vocals alone are worth the price of admission.

Fitting, because Snoopy’s a beagle. They know how to use their vocal chords, too.

See You’re a Good Man Charlie Brown at freeFall

You’re a Good Man Charlie Brown, Think Tank Theatre at freeFall, 6099 Central Ave., St. Petersburg. Through June 16: Wed.-Sat., 7 p.m.; Sun., 2 p.m.; $25, youth, students, and artists. 727-498-5205, freefalltheater. com.

EXPERIENCE COUNTS – AND SAVINGS ADD UP

You’re a Good Man Charlie Brown, Think Tank Theatre’s production at freeFall in St. Pete, brings the Peanuts gang to life.

Gulfport Senior Center 5501 27th Ave. S. • 727-893-5657 • /gulfportseniorcenter

Annual registration required. Free, residents; $50, non-residents. All programs subject to change without notice. Mon.-Thurs., 8 a.m.-7 p.m. and Fri, 8 a.m.-4 p.m. Stop by, join our weekly newsletter, or like us on Facebook for a full calendar of events.

Fitness Center now open! To provide physical distancing, the hourly capacity is limited. You must call to pre-register. Supplemental food assistance for qualifying Gulfport Seniors in need is available at the Senior Center. Pantry is open on Mondays and Thursdays from 1 p.m. - 3 p.m. Proper verification required prior to use of the pantry.

GEMS (Gulfport Extended Mobility Service) provides affordable Door-to-Door transportation service, rides to medical appointments, shopping, and much more for Gulfport residents, 55 years of age or older or disabled. 727-893-2242.

Medical Equipment Lending Program provides gently used wheelchairs, walkers, canes, crutches and other medical equipment to seniors who need it. Supplies limited.

Daily Reassurance Calls are available for senior Gulfport residents to provide a friendly check in service connecting homebound or isolated seniors to the community beyond their front door.

SPECIAL EVENTS

Medicare & Health Insurance Assistance

Frustrated trying to navigate the insurance world? We have you covered! Make your appointment today.

Memory Screenings Worried about your memory? St. Anthony’s Memory Disorder Clinic offers free & confidential memory screenings.

Gulfcoast Legal Assistance Do you need assistance, with lifetime planning docs, Medicaid/Medicare issues, Social Security issues, food stamp issues, family law issues, consumer/debt collection Issues, or housing/contract Issues? Call to make an appointment with a legal representative. By appointment only.

Care Planning for the Future What type of healthcare would you want if you became too sick to tell the doctor yourself? Plan ahead to make sure you get the medical care you want. Sponsored by Angel Dougherty of Touching Hearts. June 13, 12:30 p.m. Inflation Money Tips Stay ahead of inflation with these tips from REGIONS BANK on how to protect your money. Must pre-register. June 13, 3:30 p.m.

Crafty Creations: Summertime Garland Make and take a summer Garland with Kristi of Devoted Medical. MUST Pre-Reg. June 14, 10:30 a.m.

Donuts for Dads Calling all Dads! Stop by the front desk to grab a Father’s Day Treat! June 17

Color Mixing Workshop Learn how to mix pigments to avoid “muddy” colors. Geared to watercolor or acrylic painters. MUST PreReg and bring supplies. June 17 & 24, 1 p.m.

OTC w/ Cliff Are you using all your Medicare benefits? Your OTC benefits allow you to order supplies at no cost and Cliff will show you how. June 18, 9:30 a.m.

iPhone / iPad Instruction Learn basic functions of your Apple iPhone or iPad. Presented by the Gulfport Library. MUST Pre-Reg. June 18, 1 p.m.

Living Well with Low Vision Join us to learn about new ways to improve your life with Low Vision, including the latest therapies that help you read, write, and see faces better, plus new products and services that enhance your remaining vision. MUST Pre-Reg. June 18, 2 p.m.

In the Kitchen with Chef Jack: Cajun Shrimp Casserole Improve your culinary skills with step-by-step instruction from Chef Jack. Sponsored by The Home Care Agency. MUST Pre-Reg. June 20, 4 p.m.

Let’s Dig In: Improving Balance Dr. Hiltz will discuss ways to improve stability and coordination throughout your body. MUST

Swing Time’s Disco Party June 14, 7 p.m., hustle lesson; 8 p.m., dancing to those funky disco grooves & beats. No partner needed. $10.

Juneteenth June 15, 10 a.m. Join the Kiwanis Club of Gulfport for music, entertainment, food, raffles, vendors, kids' corner & more! Free and open to the public

Music & Dancing with Carol Baker June 16, 4 p.m., Lesson; 5 p.m., Dancing. $15 admission / $25 couple

Contra Dance with Tampa Friends of Old Time Dance June 23,

Pre-Reg. June 26, 11 a.m.

Happy Birthday to YOU! Come celebrate this month’s birthdays whether it’s your birthday or not with fun games/activities and CAKE! Sponsored by Encompass Health. June 26, 3 p.m.

Armchair Adventures: Australia G’day Mate! Join your tour guide, Lisa Moore, as she takes you through the Outback of Australia! June 27, 3:30 p.m.

EPIC Generations Coffee Club EPIC Generations invites LGBTQ+ adults for coffee, friendship, & support. June 28, 10 a.m. Matinee Movie Madness Bring the grandkids for this summertime matinee of space travel, good vs evil, and answering the ultimate question, Who is Luke’s father? Call for movie title. Sponsored by Simply Healthcare. June 28, 1 p.m.

Annual Stars & Stripes Celebration Everyone’s invited to start celebrating Independence Day early at this fun, family-friendly event at the Historic Gulfport Casino. Join us inside for a fun afternoon in air conditioned comfort. Picnic foods and all the fixin's, games and raffles, cash bar. Dancing to music by DJ Daniel. Tickets will be $25 in advance or $30 at the door. (Ticket includes one free drink: water, soda, beer or wine up to $5). You can reserve a premium table for your group of 8 for only $225. QUESTIONS: Call Amy @ the Foundation office 727-893-1244. July 1, 5 p.m.

GEMS GETAWAYS

SENIOR CENTER REGISTRATION IS REQUIRED, however there is no need to be a GEMS Member to enjoy these exciting Gulfport Getaways. Trips are non-refundable & subject to change without notice.

Penny Lane Beatles Museum & Lunch at Sea Sea Riders June 28, $15 GEMS/ $20 Non-GEMS Members

3:30 p.m. Contra lesson; 4 p.m., Contra dancing with Band & Caller. $10 admission

Ballroom Dancing with USA Dance June 24, 7 p.m. Lesson, dance hosts, great DJ music. USA Dance Members $10, Non-members $13 . Casino Weekly Dances

Ballroom Lessons: Tues., 12 p.m. $15 ($25 couple)

Argentine Tango: Tues., 6:30 p.m., $10

Swing: Weds., 7 p.m. $10

Latin Night: Thurs., 7 p.m. $10

Catherine Hickman Theater 727-893-1070 • 5501 27th Ave. S.

Gulfport Community Players present “And Baby Makes Seven” by Paula Vogel June 6 - 16, Thurs., Fr.i, Sat. shows at 8 p.m.; Sat. & Sun. matinees at 2 p.m. Tickets: $20 at www.gulfportcommunityplayers.org or

Keep Calm & Carry Yarn Join us for a weekly knitting and crochet group! Bring your current project, start something new, learn a new skill, and meet other crafters! Don't know how to knit or crochet? That's ok, we can help you get started. Mondays, 10:15 a.m.

Baby Time For children two and younger and their caregivers. Sing songs, read books, enjoy lap bounce rhymes, and meet other caregivers with infants and young toddlers. Older siblings also welcome. Tuesdays, 10:15 a.m.

Teen Space Spend time with friends and meet new ones. Play games, make art, watch movies, or just hang out. Activities vary – and what we do is up to you! Ages 12-18 only. Tuesdays, 4 p.m.

Storytime Join us for stories, rhymes, music. Thursdays, 10:15 & 11 a.m.

ArtOUT 2024: Art & Soul Features artwork created by LGBTQ+ artists and Allies. Sponsored by OUT Arts & Culture, this international juried exhibit will be held both in person at the Library; at ArtLofts - St. Pete and virtually. FMI, con-

$25 at the door ~ cash only Drag In Love with Unity June 21, 7 p.m. An energetic evening of musical entertainment Tickets $25 at firstunity.org

Spitfire Improv Comedy Show June 23, 2 p.m. Non-stop jokes & fun! Tickets $25 & $45 at Senior Center, Beach Bazaar or eventbrite.com

Annual registration: $3; $6, nonresidents Pickleball

Tues., 6 p.m. - 8:30 p.m., All Levels of Play Adult Basketball

Thurs., 6 p.m. - 8:30 p.m.

PROGRAMS

Summer Program Registrations continue for children who will complete Kindergarten thru age 14. The 10-week program is June 3rd – August 9th. Hours of registration are Monday–Friday from 9a.m.–5p.m. Summer camp hours are from 7:30 a.m.–5:30 p.m. with extended hours available until 6 p.m. for an additional fee. There will be 25 available spots for the discount rate for Gulfport residents in need of assistance. Eligibility requirements for the discount is either a letter from the child’s school verifying the child’s acceptance of free/reduced lunch or a letter verifying the child’s acceptance

tact Jana Steinhour, email ARTOUTFestival2024@gmail.com. Exhibit at Library on display from June 1 - June 29

Kids Read Aloud Book Club Every Friday, we’ll host a book club program for kids. Don't want to read out loud? That's OK! Reading out loud is on a volunteer basis, you can read along in your head until YOU choose to take a turn. We will start a new book each week. If we don't finish the book, you will be able to take it home with you. For children on a second-grade reading level or higher. Fridays, 3 p.m.

Lego Club It's time to build! Join us for some Lego creativity and see what construction challenges we have for you this week. Recommended for Grades K-5. Children must be accompanied by an adult. June 15, 2 p.m. Gulfport Book Club We’ll discuss Underground Railroad by Colson Whitehead. Available in print and audio for checkout. June 20, 2 p.m.

Sew Easy: Beach Towel Tote Learn how to make a bag that unfolds into a beach towel! Registration required, you may sign up starting June 14 by calling 727-893-1074 or

emailing library.programs@mygulfport.us. June 21, 12 p.m.

SHINE Presentation: Medicare Basics Presentation on Medicare Parts A, B, C, & D and what they mean to you. FMI, visit www.floridashine.org. Call the Reference Desk, 727-893-1073 to leave contact information for individual appointments. June 26, 1 p.m.

Mad Science: Up, Up and Away! This week’s Summer Reading Program is all about science with a visit from our friends at Mad Science. Children must be accompanied by an adult. Funded by the Circle of Friends of the Gulfport Library. For more information call 727-893-1074. June 26, 3 p.m.

SpeakOUT: Intersections of LGBTQ Identity & Art Are there unique experiences, challenges and/or advantages encountered by LGBTQ+ artists? How does LGBTQ+ identity intersect with other identities an artist brings to her/his/their work? Speakers John Gascot, Tyler Gillespie, and Terry Marks will address these and other questions during the program. Sponsored by OUT Arts & Culture. June 27, 7 p.m.

of assistance from financial aid or a related program. Detailed pricing is currently available at the Recreation Center, 5730 Shore Blvd. S. Call 893-1068 for any questions. Teen Night Registrations continue for the 2023-2024 Teen Night Program for teens in middle and high school, students 17 and younger. Recreation, social activities, field trips, cooking projects, guest speakers and service projects. Teens can use the gymnasium, game room and outdoor area. Mon., Wed., & Fri.: 6-9 p.m. Rec Center membership required: $3; $6nonresidents.

CLASSES

Call instructor for more information. Want to teach a class? Call Jami: 727-8931079.

Ballet/Tap Fri., 6:30-7:30 p.m. for ages 5-7. $40/month. Call Lisa: 727-742-2594.

Cardio Tennis Tues. & Thurs, 6 p.m.; Adult lessons are at Chase Park, 28th Ave. & 53rd St. S. $15/class. Mo: 727-515-1454.

F.I.T Tennis Fri., 6p.m.; Free for true beginners age 21 and up. Lessons are at Chase Park, 28th Ave & 53rd St. S. Mo: 727-5151454.

Fundamentals of Jiu-Jitsu Tues., 6:30-7:30 p.m. for children and 7:30-8:30 p.m. for adults, $25/drop-in or $100/month. Contact Joseph Resendez at thehighlyrecommended01@gmail.com.

Hatha Yoga Wed., 6:15 p.m. $12/class. Denise: 727-251-8868.

Youth Hip Hop Fri., 7:30-8:30 p.m., ages 7 and up. $40/month. Call Lisa at 727-7422594.

Zumba Thurs., 6 p.m., $6/class, $20/ month. Magda: 727-214-7868.

The Assassination of Imagination

Gulfport Community Players’ Pride Month Production

By Cathy Salustri

How do you kill a child?

Rather, how do you kill an imaginary child? Or, you know, three imaginary children.

And Baby Makes Seven — playing a short run at the Catherine Hickman Theater — asks precisely that question. And the trio onstage answer that question, as well as a few others you probably didn’t know you asked, with cleverly directed performances.

For this year’s Pride show, the Gulfport Community Players selected Paula Vogel’s 1984 And Baby Makes Seven. It feels like an odd choice for Pride, because, well, a throuple having a baby was radical theater in 1984, but 40 years later it’s not exactly shocking to most people.

That’s not to say you shouldn’t go see this show; you absolutely should. It’s merely to say any problems with the play stem from its age, not this production.

Three Actors, Seven Characters

The show starts with three actors, two of whom — Jen Casler and Katherine Laczko — play three imaginary children and one — Phillip Greenwood — plays the grownup. And Baby Makes Seven gets... weird... pretty quickly, but, luckily for it, it’s also pretty damn funny, so you kind of roll with the weirdness.

Anna and Cecil

Laczko’s pregnant and hormonal (but don’t call her that) Anna seems like the level-headed one in the triad... until she isn’t. Laczko balances “being the grownup” with her imaginary child, Cecil, delicately and with grace. She’s the stable force in the play... again, until she isn’t. My favorite moment? Right before the threesome. I’ve never seen a threesome introduced so sweetly. She has depth, too: Her Cecil is so nasally obnoxious I had hoped he’d be the first to die.

Ruth and Orphan and

Henri

That delicate grace is definitely not there with Casler’s Ruth/Orphan/ Henri, and it’s delightful to watch. I first saw Casler in Jobsite’s production of 1984 some six years ago, and ever since, when I see her name in a playbill, I get a little giddy with anticipation. Casler does not disappoint here. It’s unfair to say she’s the best thing on the stage, but, honestly? She kind of is. There’s this gorgeous moment in the first act where she’s playing both her imaginary children characters, and they’re fighting each other. You have to see it to appreciate it; she deserves a Cathy Award for that scene alone.

Peter

Phillip Greenwood’s solidly bewildered rendering of Peter keeps the show from going off the rails. He seems — seems — the most grounded of the three, and his attempts to keep Ruth and Anna grounded in reality while also pacifying the imaginary children add a sense of, “Oh, thank God, there’s a grownup in the room.” Greenwood’s a new arrival to Gulfport, so it’s likely we’ll see him again in another show.

And Baby Makes Seven: Go.

But before we get to that next show, let’s talk for a moment about

And Baby Makes Seven. Daniel Harris directed a winner (and he also designed a beautiful set), but the Players had barely half a house for the Sunday performance. Plus, a few people walked out at intermission. (And, hey, memo to the lady who walked out a door right by the stage — in the middle of a scene? Rude.)

And Baby Makes Seven is a bit of a departure for the Players. It had some racy undertones at the start. But no, the children they “kill” aren’t real. And yes, the first act is a little weird while the second is a lot weird, and also sometimes uncomfortable, in the I-don’t-knowif-this-is-creepy-or-funny kind of way.

But it’s well done. I applaud the Players for taking a departure from the expected. Show the Players you support their departure from the ordinary — go see And Baby Makes Seven. It’s clever, it’s funny, and with all the hatred swirling around lately, don’t we all need a little weird humor?

See And Baby Makes Seven

And Baby Makes Seven, Gulfport Community Players, Catherine Hickman Theater, 5501 27th Ave. S., Gulfport. Through June 16: Thurs.-Sat., 8 p.m.; Sat.-Sun., 2 p.m. $20. 727-322-0316, gulfportcommunityplayers.org.

The Gulfport Community Players’ Pride month show, And Baby Makes Seven, deals with tough topics — like how to kill imaginary children. DONETTE ROMERO

Waffles Galore

Madeira Beach’s Sweet Brewnette Café

By Morgan Banno

I have a chef soft spot for local breakfast restaurants. Having spearheaded the kitchen at Stella’s in Gulfport for nearly a decade, I’m well-versed in all things breakfast and brunch-related. I understand firsthand what it takes to churn out a fast-paced brunch service. The crew at Sweet Brewnette Café in Madeira Beach is a breakfast machine. I swear their kitchen is even smaller than Stella’s (which is food truck-tiny) and yet they deliver a brunch menu that is fresh, unique, and insanely tasty.

Sweet Brewnette began as a food truck in 2013 and quickly became popular. The owners decided to open up shop in Madeira Beach with a brick-and-mortar restaurant across from the beach. Prices are surprisingly reasonable for being a tourist-centric spot, too. Order at the counter and the staff will deliver your goodies right to your table. Seating (and parking) is rather limited but if you can snag a spot inside, you’ll be in awe of the hustle and bustle of this tiny café.

Sweet Brewnette’s Premier Menu

The menu touts items like “the best waffles around” and they aren’t kidding. I’m not much of a sweet-seeker when it comes to brunch food. How-

ever, you must try the homemade Belgian waffles. They’re thick, sweet, and fluffy as clouds. I ordered the Best of Both Waffle Parfait ($12) that arrived with a giant waffle topped with vanilla Greek yogurt, fresh mixed berries, and homemade granola. It was absolutely divine and the scratch-made granola is hands-down, the best I’ve ever had. Other breakfast items include the veggie scramble ($8.75), breakfast croissant ($7.75), an individual-sized tomato, basil, and feta frittata ($10).

And if you really want to splurge, get the chicken and waffles ($9.75) that’s drizzled with maple-mustard syrup and topped with arugula and tomatoes.

If lunch food is more your morning style, check out the chicken salad croissant ($8.75) with white meat chicken on a homemade croissant or the Get Beefed Up sandwich ($9.75) on hot, au jus-dipped Cuban bread. There are salads, a ham sammie, and a Caprese grilled cheese that looks out-of-this-world. Regardless of what you order, it’s guaranteed to be supremely delicious.

Wash it all down with one of the many espresso-inspired coffee beverages like the Brewnette Brew — a robustly smoky, five region blend or a hot cocoa with dark chocolate and spices. Their specialty lattes include the Funky Monkey (with peanut butter, banana, and chocolate), and the Teddy Graham. My organic latte with almond milk ($6.25) was mild in flavor but packed a punch of caffeine. And the freshly-squeezed orange juice ($6) should not be passed up. They use it for their house mimosas if you really want to get a buzz on for breakfast.

13999 Gulf Blvd., Suite C2, Madeira Beach. Open daily, 7 a.m.-3 p.m. 727-800-9858, sweetbrewnettecafe. com.

HABIT HOUR Saturday from 2pm - 7pm Live Music 4pm -7pm Special Bar Bite menu with some of Stella’s favorites

Stella’s special cocktail menu that includes our newest drinks “When Hell Freezes Over” (our frozen Irish coffee) and our CoronaRita

The waffles at Sweet Brewnette are to die for.

MORGAN BANNO

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Father’s Day, Flag Day, and Juneteenth

For the Month of June

ArtOUT Immerse yourself in the world of Pride through art. This year’s ArtOUT theme is “Art & Soul.” This international juried art show is a signature Pride program from Gulfport’s OUT Arts and Culture. Find the selected art online, too. Gulfport Public Library, 5501 28th Ave. S., Gulfport. Mon.-Fri., 10 a.m.-7 p.m.; Sat., 10 a.m.4 p.m.; Closed Sundays. 727-8931074, artoutfestival.wixsite.com.

Thursday, June 13-Sunday, June 16

You’re A Good Man, Charlie Brown What is happiness? The answer may reveal itself in this classic musical, based on Charles Schulz’s beloved comic strip. freeFall Theatre Company, 6099 Central Ave., St. Petersburg. Thurs.-Sat., 7 p.m.; Sun., 2 p.m. $25-45. 727-498-5205, freefalltheatre.com.

Hedwig and the Angry Inch Gender-queer punk rock singer Hedwig tells her story of desire and abandonment in this powerful rock musical. Jannus Live, 200 First Ave. N., St. Petersburg. 8 p.m. $30-35. 727-8237529, americanstage.org.

Thursday, June 13

Crafty Demonstrations Heritage Village stages weekly craft demonstrations of heritage arts. Learn the special skill of basketmaking from the Tampa Bay Basketmakers Guild each Thursday. All experience levels are welcome to weave. Heritage Village, 11909 125th St. N., Largo. 11 a.m.-3 p.m. 727-582-2123, heritagevillagefl.org.

Interfaith Pride Service Join this special Interfaith Gay Pride religious service. All forms of faith who support the LGBTQ+ community are welcome. Unitarian Universalist Church of St. Petersburg, 719 Arlington Ave. N., St. Petersburg. 6:30 p.m. 727-898-3294, uustpete.org.

Friday, June 14

Dune Savers Are you curious about native plants that grow on the beaches? Learn how these Florida flora beautify and preserve our unique dune ecosystems with the St. Pete Beach Dune Savers. Community Center, 7701 Boca Ciega Dr., St. Pete Beach. 8:30 a.m. 727-3639246, aruckdeschel@stpetebeach. org, stpetebeach.org.

Flag Day The City of Gulfport hosts a Flag Day ceremony with musical performances. Former New York City Opera Soprano Catherine Bassett leads this celebration with the National Anthem, and live music by The New Horizons Band of Gulfport. Veteran’s Park, 5350 31st Ave. S., Gulfport. 9:30 a.m. 727-8931118, mygulfport.us.

Community Tree Giveaway Want a free tree to plant in your yard? Bring a drivers license or water bill (to show your residency) and bring one home! 49th Street Neighborhood Center, 1617 49th St. S., Gulfport. 9 a.m.-12 p.m. 727-893-1092, mygulfport.us.

Big Red Bus Help those in need with OneBlood. Look out for the Big Red Bus in St. Pete Beach. Be a part of providing blood to more than 200 hospitals.  St. Pete Beach Public Library, 365 73rd Ave., St. Pete Beach. 11:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m. 727-363-9238, spblibrary.com.

Flick & Splash Take your family to these family friendly “divein” movie nights at local pools. Watch “Trolls Band Together” with friends and family. Jennie Hall Pool, 1026 26th St. S., St. Petersburg. 7 p.m. $1-2. 727-893-7725, stpeteparksrec.org.

Saturday, June 15

Florida Nature Seminar Weedon Island Preserve hosts free webinars with Tampa Bay experts on fascinating Florida topics. Learn about the importance of the summer and fall seasons in Florida with Wildlife Biologist Jeanne Murphy. Webinars will take place on Zoom. Weedon Island Preserve, 1800 Weedon Dr. NE., St. Petersburg. 10 a.m. 727-453-6500, weedonislandpreserve.org.

Gulfport’s celebration of Flag Day takes place June 14.

JuneTEENth Gulfport Kiwanis Club partnered with The Woodson African American Museum to host a youth-oriented, Juneteenth celebration. Enjoy food, interactive games, music, and vendors Gulfport Casino Ballroom, 5500 Shore Blvd. S., Gulfport. 10 a.m.-1 p.m. facebook.com/gulfportkiwanis.

Compassionate Communication

Learn how to compassionately express your thoughts at this communication workshop. Spend the day identifying your feelings and how to speak your truth with clarity. Take a meditative yoga break during the day. First United Methodist Church, 2728 53rd St. S., Gulfport. 10 a.m.-4 p.m. $100. 845430-8701, forms.gle.

Paradise City Painter Sue Graef and glass blower Benjamin Elliot come together to celebrate and explore urban space. Morean Arts Center Chihuly Collection, 720 Central Ave., St. Petersburg. 10 a.m.-5 p.m. $14-20. 727-896-4527, moreanartscenter.org.

Alley Cats Bowling Tournament

Lace up your bowling shoes for the Alley Cats Bowling Tournament. Sign up as a team of five for $125 or an individual for $25 assigned to a team. Registration covers shoe rental, pizza, soda, and a t-shirt. Play three games in this purr-fect fundraiser benefiting Friends of Strays. Sunrise Lanes, 6393 Ninth St. N., St. Petersburg. 3-6 p.m. $25-125. 727-522-6566, friendsofstrays.org.

Father-Daughter Dinner Enjoy a special father-daughter evening with Pinellas County’s Delta Omicron Sigma Chapter. Celebrate Father’s Day with meals, scholastic education awards, a ceremony, and dancing. All are welcome. Dress in semi-formal or business attire. Blue and white are suggested colors for daughters. Enoch Davis Center, 1111 18th Ave. S., St. Petersburg. 6-9 p.m. 727-893-7134, pinellascountysigmas.com.

Sunday, June 16

Ax-cellent Father’s Day In honor of Father’s Day, fathers and father figures can throw axes free of charge. Enjoy this axe-throwing man cave with other dads or bring the family along for a fun ax-perience.  Hatchet Hangout, 2360 Central Ave., St. Petersburg. 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 727-2350453, hatchethangout.com.

Pops, Pints, & Portraits All dog dads and human dads are invited to Pops, Pints, & Portraits. Have a laidback Father’s Day with nice cold brewskis and a personalized caricature picture of you and your furry friend. Mow down on delicious eats and treats from the Sea Dog Cantina Food Truck. Enjoy live music from Greg Milo. Pinellas Ale Works Brewery, 1962 First Ave. S., St. Petersburg. 2–8 p.m. 727-235-0970, pawbeer.com.

Monday, June 17

Paint Mixing Workshop Learn how to mix your paints to avoid “muddy” colors. This paint workshop is for interested watercolor or acrylic painters. Bring your own supplies. Call to register. Gulfport Senior Center, 5501 27th Ave. S., Gulfport. 1 p.m. 727-893-1231, mygulfport.us

Tuesday, June 18

Open Mic Comedy Night Test your jokes and work out some new material at this open mic comedy night every Tuesday. Sign up online or at the door.  Sunshine City Comedy Club, 5501 Gulf Blvd., St. Pete Beach. 8 p.m. $5. 727-435-0327, sunshinecitycomedyclub.com.

Wednesday, June 19

Wing It Wednesdays Dig in to $1 wings after a day at the beach every Wednesday. Order wings the way you like ‘em on Wing It Wednesday. Wash down the drums and flats with a refreshing craft brew.  Mastry’s Brewing Co., 7701 Blind Pass Road, St. Pete Beach. 7 p.m. 727-2028045, mastrysbrewingco.com.

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Barbie, Hannah Montana, and Hulk Hogan

Random Quotes from Gulfportians

By Chris Shablak

He looks either like Hannah Montana or Hulk Hogan.

—Drew Partison, describing what his father looked like

“It’s like working out and drinking wine.” —Sarah Hoskins, doing curls with her five-pound bottle of Cabernet

“Is that the movie with musicians that play guitars made of dead bodies?” —Dave Lyons asking about the movie “Road House”

“I’m just gonna get it just because.” —Darlene Church, talking about the new pink Barbie pickleball paddles

“I woke up dehydrated, chugged water next to my bed and it was not water.” —Justin Grinds, after a long day of wine tasting in Sonoma

Group Schedule:

4-Week In-Person Group Quit Sessions

BayCare - St. Anthony's Hospital 1200 7th Avenue North, St. Petersburg Fridays, July 5 - July 26, 2024 12:00 pm - 1:00 pm

One-Time Virtual Group Saturday, June 22, 2024 10:00 am - 12:00 pm - Spanish

4-Week Virtual Group

Mondays, June 17 - July 8, 2024 7:00 am - 8:00am

For more information on Group Quit sessions, contact: Gulfcoast North AHEC 813-929-1000

17th St. & 29th Ave N

St. Petersburg 345-7777

Friday 7PM

Beth-El Shalom

Messianic Congregation

ShalomAdventure.com JewishHeritage.net

Rabbi@JewishHeritage.net

Good Shepherd Old Catholic Church

2728 53rd St. S. Gulfport, FL 33707 (Entrance on 28th Ave.)

Where ALL are welcome at the Lord’s table. Come and See... Sunday Mass 9:30am www.goodshepherdocc.net 727-403-7178

Paradise Lutheran Church on Treasure Island

10255 Paradise Blvd, Treasure Island

AN EPISCOPAL CONGREGATION

330 85th Avenue • St. Pete Beach

Reverend Omar Reyes

Sundays 10:00am Holy Eucharist Wednesdays 11:00am Holy Eucharist with Prayers for Healing

“St. Alban's is an inviting faith community striving to live out the Gospel of Jesus Christ. So, no matter who you are or where you are on life's journey, you are welcome here.”

727-360-8406 • www.StAlbanStPeteBeach.org

St. Vincent’s Thrift Shop 5124 Gulfport Ave S. 33707

Hours 10 AM to 2PM Wednesday to Saturday

Affiliated with St Vincent’s Episcopal Church 5441 9 th Ave N. • St. Petersburg, FL 33710

Sunday Services 10AM Misa en Español: Domingos 12PM

Unitarian Universalist United Fellowship

Sunday Service

10am with Holy Communion 727-360-5739

paradiseluth102@gmail.com paradiselutheran.com

Repo Meet Repo! She is a 1-year-old kitty with a soft, gorgeous coat and bright blue eyes. She loves to cuddle.

Tiger This orange feline might not look exactly like a tiger, but he is one at heart. Tiger is a curious 2-year-old boy.

All pets spayed, vaccinated, microchipped and dewormed. Pet Pal Animal Shelter, 405 22nd Ave. S., St. Pete. 727-328-7738; petpalanimalshelter.com.

Lucille This sweet girl is Lucille. She is a 1-year-old pup looking for someone as spunky and energetic as her.

Donatella This happy pup is Donatella. She is 3 years old and totally fab.

Friends of Strays Animal Shelter, 2911 47th Ave. N., St. Petersburg. 727-5226566, friendsofstrays.org.

CLASSIFIEDS

If you have questions about advertising, please email us at advertising@thegabber.com or call 727-321-6965! Deadline: Friday 3 p.m.

CLEAR NUMBERS BOOKKEEPING

Virtual bookkeeping for small businesses and nonpro ts. Monthly packages customized to your needs or one time cleanups. Payroll available. QuickBooks Online Certi ed ProAdvisor. 10+ years experience. Call/text to 727-248-0714 or email to nspence@clearnumbers.biz

HOMEWATCH CAREGIVERS OF ST. PETE BEACH

Providing in-home health care services to the greater St Petersburg Area. Personal, companion, complex care, post-surgery, respite care, and more. Family and veteran owned local business. Accepting private pay, VA, and Long-term health insurance. Licensed, insured, and bonded; all employees are W2. Free consultation: 727914-7472. Hwcg.com/St-Pete-Beach.com. AHCA #2999995153.

Cleaning / Housekeeping

THE CLEANING LADY

Reliable and dependable. Residential only. Weekly, bi-weekly, and monthly. Moving out or moving in cleanouts. Permanent and seasonal residents. Over 25 yrs experience. Feel free to call Angelique: 727-686-7277. References available upon request.

Mobile computer repair – $40 per visit/hour – 727-643-0697; jscomputerrepair.com

727-687-7999

ORGANIZED MESS: LIFE’S MESSY. GET ORGANIZED! Residential/Commercial. Insured. Let Diane help you get rid of any clutter in your home or office. Bathrooms, bedrooms, kitchens/pantries, paperwork/ photos, settle-ins/unpacking, and all clutter. Mention The Gabber for free assessment: 727-746-3665.

JEFF’S FENCE & REPAIR

We offer affordable and fast fencing installation & repair services to Tampa Bay. Masterful with a wide range of materials, techniques, designs. We offer exceptional services & competitive pricing. Call/text Jeff (727) 831-7143. See our reviews & photos at www.pinellasfencing.com.

Over 30 years experience. Residential & commercial, new or remodel work, service upgrades, lightning arrestors, fans and lighting installed. State license #ER0007653.

SEMI-RETIRED CARPENTER At discount prices! Free estimates. Frame and finish work. Clearwater, Gulfport, and Pinellas Park areas. Call the Door Doctor. Gus: 727644-6194.

HANDYMAN, SEMI-RETIRED Ceiling fans, grab bars, lights, blinds, and all types of small interior repairs. Honest & reliable. Call Giovanni (John) at 727-410-2201.

CLEAN UP CLEAN UP CLEAN UP XERISCAPING/PLANTS/ MULCH

Skilled labor, anything around the house from A-Z. Weeding, rock gardens cleaned, lawn maintanence, leaves removed, mulch, sod, and plants installed. Small trees planted and removed. Pressure washing. Electrical consults available. Free estimates. 30 years experience. Locally St. Pete /Gulfport: 407244-6045. James: 407-244-6045.

LOCAL HANDYMAN FOR HIRE

40 years experience with excellent service from semi-retired Gulfport resident & USMC veteran. Let me help fix your stuff. Text or call 727-400-1279 for more information.

PAINTER, HANDYMAN & FURNITURE REFINISHING Great deals on all painting jobs, very clean work. Cabinets, furniture, interior or exterior paint jobs. Free estimates; call 727-320-6420.

TILE AND MARBLE INSTALLATIONS & PRESSURE WASHING

Includes bathroom remodels, flooring (interior or exterior) repair & shower remodels a specialty. No job too big or small. Competitive rates with 37 years experience. Call Dave Smith day or night, 727798-2075.

MASSEY ROOFING SERVICES

Providing quality roofing services on all our jobs, big or small. I give honest, hassle free quotes at a great price. Call Jon to schedule your free estimate: 727-477-5313. Lic # CCC1332486

THE TRASH QUEEN: OVERWHELMED WITH THE MESS?

My team will clean-up/clean-out, inside and out. Organizing, dumping, recycling, odd jobs, yard and maintenance work. Free estimate! We are licensed and insured, with truck and trailer. Call/text 845-866-3867.

KEITH THE ROOFER

“Quality Through The Roof.” Free estimates, 24-hour emergency service available. Residential & Commercial. 20+ years experience. All types of roofs. Lic. # CCC 1334641. Call 727-768-5140.

AFFORDABLE CONCRETE PATIOS, WALKWAYS, DRIVEWAY EXTENSIONS, & REPAIRS

Custom concrete patios, driveway extensions, custom steps, & all types of concrete repairs. Storage Building slabs. Over 35 years experience. Call Mark for a free estimate: 813-859-2023.

AMERICAN BUILDERS GROUP LLC

Residential/Commercial. All phases of remodeling or renovations. Roofs, kitchens, baths, room additions, new construction, doors, windows, stone or concrete work, flooring, and much, much more. Free estimates. CCC 1333727 CGC 059964. 727-4107323.

Handy Person

DARCY ROOFING LLC

Residential/Commercial. All roofing types - T.P.O., tapered systems, shingle, metal, tile, & flat roofs. Great prices, best warranties. Our general contracting division also does kitchens, baths, additions, new construction, and much, much more. Free estimates. CCC 1333727 CGC 059964. 727410-7323.

CLEAN UP YARD - CLEAN OUT HOUSES

Tree Work and Yard Work, Big/Small Tree Removal, Hauling, Trim/Rake + Pressure Cleaning, clean out garages, Handyman, Call Sylvester: 727-460-8721.

CHARLES JUNK HAULING & DEMOLITION

Junk & trash removal. Low, low prices guaranteed. Daily specials. Kitchen, bath, shed, fencing, etc. Demolition. Chuck: 727-8310507.

JUNK REMOVALFULL SERVICE

Big or Small, We Haul it All. Eviction/ hoarder/property cleanouts. Shed/fence removal, carpet removal, garage/storage clean outs. Too much stuff, let us help! Fully Licensed and Insured. Free estimates. Lamy’s Hauling and Removal Service. 727501-6464. Lamyshaulingandremoval.com.

CHRISTIANSON

PAINTING

Great work with great prices. We do it all. Check us out on Google at Good Riddance Landscaping. 727-265-6454.

IRRIGATION STAIN REMOVAL

Remove ugly rust-colored irrigation stains from vinyl fencing and most surfaces around your house or business, including signage. Free estimate and demonstration. Call/text 727-360-7070. ruststainremoval@icloud.com

James Fox Tree Service

Owner/Operator for over 25 years “We make your trees feel beautiful”

NOTARY SERVICES - $10

The Gabber Newspaper provides Notary Services, in office only, at 2908-B Beach Blvd S. in Gulfport. Our Notary Public is not an attorney licensed to practice law in the State of Florida, and may not give legal advice or accept fees for legal advice. The Gabber Newspaper does NOT provide witnesses for document signing.

G & J HANDYMAN

Growing local company with honest prices and quality care. We offer a variety of skilled home renovation services including: interior & exterior painting, upgrades & maintenance, driveway renovation, drywall repairs, and more! Call/text 727-6150025 or 813-934-9024. St. Pete area. At your home, park, garden, or on the beach. Schedule now with Florida’s respected Chaplain, Rich L. Kemp. Half hour ceremony only $77.77. Book at 702-577-6777.

We offer a wide array of services including hauling, junk removal, interior/exterior repairs and renovations, etc. We do it all. Our lowest price upfront. Call Kenny at 727793-5816.

Interior/exterior, 30 years experience with old school craftsmanship. Strong customer service and references. Call or text Mark at 727-452-4938. Lic #C-11520.

BYRON JOHNSON PAINTING PLUS, INC.

Time to refresh the interior/exterior of your house or business? High quality, professional painting. Free estimates. Lic.#9894. Insured. 727-365-1088

SEASONS BEST PAINTING & CONTRACTING, LLC Interior/exterior painting and power washing services. Over 25 years of experience. 727-506-3677. Licensed/insured. Lic. #C-11623

ARNEY’S PAINTING INC.

30 years experience. Painting expert plus wallpaper hanging and removing. Lic. #C9579. Call Arney: 727-900-3459.

PINNIX PAINTING, INC.In business locally since 1980. Interior, exterior, commercial, residential. Free Estimates. Lic. #C4334. Call 727-504-1508.

PART TIME SALES ASSOCIATE

Retired and looking for something to do, extra income, or just need a PT job? We are an upscale boutique in John’s Pass for 40 yrs. Sales/Customer service experience required. $14/hr + incentive plan, average 16 hours/week. Call 727-7091970 & leave message. Email resume: mailboat@wildtimecaribbean.com

THREE FAMILY GARAGE SALE

Our junk wants to be your junk. Tools, Tupperware and treasures. 2802 53rd Street South. Friday 6/14/24 and Saturday 6/15/24. 8am - 2pm. Rain day Sunday 6/16/24 8am -2pm.

Legal Notices

We plan for the unexpected. J. Frazier Flasher, Esq. of Brown Huff Zohar Law6547 Gunn Hwy, Tampa, Florida 33625813-776-0031; Frazier@BHZLaw.com.

FICTITIOUS NAME NOTICE Notice is given that Lavish Bookings LLC is desiring to engage in business under the name Leadwise Connect, located in 7901 4th St N STE 300, St. Petersburg, FL 33702 and intends to register said name with Division of Corporations Florida Department of State.

Wanted WILLS, TRUSTS, ESTATES AND PROBATE LAW

KIDNEY DONOR NEEDED

My name is Carol Stiner and I have been a resident of S. Pasadena for over 25 years. I have been on dialysis for 6 months going every MWF for 3.5 hours. I find myself in a desperate situation needing a kidney donor. A person can live a normal life with only one kidney. The three most important criteria for my donor are Type-O blood, a BMI below 35, and non-smoker. If anyone is interested in donating a kidney please call 727-381-9311 (home) or 727-331-0987 (mobile). My insurance covers the cost of the donor’s evaluation and hospitalization. The donor will be reimbursed for travel expenses and lost wages during recovery.

Property owners! The Blue Waters Team from Berkshire Hathaway offers full service management: marketing, tenant screening, leasing, 24/7 maintenance and a dedicated website, rentahomewithus.com. Ashtin Brock and Dan Heroux: 727-422-3686. We maximize your investment potential! Real Estate For Rent

HOUSE FOR RENT

2bd/1ba with private driveway, walking distance to downtown Gulfport. Easy access to shops and beaches. No pets, no smoking. Fully furnished. $3,000/month includes utilities. Please email 5611gulport@ gmail.com for more details.

DESIRABLE PROPERTY FOR RENT 2 Bedroom/1.5 Bathroom in Art District. Furnished, wi-fi/cable included with all utilities. Two car parking, kitchen has dishwasher, fridge with icemaker, storage shed, garden patio, enclosed porch. Available June 15. $2,000/month. Call Mark - 727-906-7640.

Rhodes Realty

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Tammy Rhodes

Real Estate Broker 1501 60th Street Gulfport, FL. 33707

814-207-1849

Tammyrhodes02@gmail.com

Furnished Rentals

Gulfport Real Estate Sales

what homes sold in Gulfport June 1-7

2530 York St. S. (Waterfront District)

This four-bed, three-and-a-half-bath home, built in 2024, has 2,081 square feet. It listed for $899,000 and sold for $875,000.

5317 18th Ave. S. (Tangerine)

This two-bed, two-and-a-half-bath home, built in 1925, has 1,086 square feet. It listed and sold for $422,500.

6100 Gulfport Blvd. S., #108 (Stetson)

This two-bed, two-bath condo, built in 1973, has 1,114 square feet. It listed for $355,000 and sold for $335,000.

2960 59th St. S., #106 (Town Shores)

This one-bed, one-bath home, built in 1973, has 815 square feet. It listed and sold for $198,500.

The Gabber lists real estate sales every week, as space allows. This may not be a comprehensive list of all homes and condos sold in Gulfport, and often does not include commercial properties or business sales.